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  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 9 лет назад +2851

    "Men want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourselves". Haha! So true.

    • @mjprice9027
      @mjprice9027 6 лет назад +8

      Slikrik1212 ...👍

    • @MrNash1991
      @MrNash1991 6 лет назад +27

      Mj Price I don’t understand replies like this 😂 like go away with your thumb foo

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 6 лет назад +111

      No one has put it as perfectly to this day...he had a knack of putting complex thoughts and ideas into simple phrases that everyone understood

    • @marcleon1513
      @marcleon1513 6 лет назад +19

      Damn he's so right.

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 5 лет назад +49

      One of the single best pieces of truth said in the most perfect way that I've ever heard. The "wow" moment.

  • @JanWynd
    @JanWynd 5 лет назад +998

    Manhood lost a seasoned, poised, battle-tested 5-star General when Patrice passed! Salute, Homey! RIP.

    • @XxJimmyOnyx90xX
      @XxJimmyOnyx90xX 5 лет назад +8

      Amen brotha, amen!

    • @AZTigerMMA
      @AZTigerMMA 5 лет назад +6

      JanWynd respect ✊

    • @ACECAL-cl4tb
      @ACECAL-cl4tb 4 года назад +8

      He went to early! We need him now more than ever.

    • @dobi287
      @dobi287 4 года назад +3

      That's true
      That's why it's imperative we take his teachings into the world in our daily lives

    • @lsdninja7990
      @lsdninja7990 4 года назад +2

      So true

  • @Nate100
    @Nate100 9 лет назад +1988

    Aint that better!?!? pure gold - RIP Patrice!

    • @Nerofmx
      @Nerofmx 9 лет назад +139

      He just kept hitting it right on the button every step of the way through that bit. Bravo!

    • @devilsshield
      @devilsshield 7 лет назад +3

      He forgot to pick up a bag for one of the ladies one day. xD

    • @FroggyFrog9000
      @FroggyFrog9000 7 лет назад +6

      Pure gold. RIP.

    • @satchboogie2058
      @satchboogie2058 6 лет назад +4

      Some of his best material.

    • @robertocruz8429
      @robertocruz8429 5 лет назад +1

      🙏Legend

  • @markmarsh27
    @markmarsh27 7 лет назад +1465

    Not enough people realize what how great a Genius we lost when we lost Patrice O'Neal.

    • @MrVvulf
      @MrVvulf 6 лет назад +29

      You're right. Most people also don't realize Patrice refused many lucrative proposals for work because they didn't align with his goals and personal journey. He viewed comedy as a tool for facilitating TRUE dialogue between gender and race. I can't remember who said it, but it's true - good comedy should make 50% of people laugh, and 50% uncomfortable. The goal of his comedy was always the search for underlying truths about ourselves - think about it, how many times did he say, "Let's be real"?

    • @mtstomach73
      @mtstomach73 6 лет назад +11

      MrVvulf Ironically your paraphrased quote about 50% of people laughing and 50% of people being uncomfortable was said by Patrice O'neal. It occurs at about the 15:16 mark in this video: ruclips.net/video/PNHonbqlEOs/видео.html

    • @jonc9799
      @jonc9799 5 лет назад +8

      Agreed. He really developed his style over the years and became one of the greats. It's sad that he couldn't pick the fruit of what his work bore. He was just about to come into loads of deals and money. Also sucks that he had to leave his family behind with next to nothing. But I do hear that Bill Burr and other awesome comedians do a benefit show for his family every so often. I'd totally go and support that if they came to my city.

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @aldocastanado7511
      @aldocastanado7511 5 лет назад +2

      In my time seen most from 90s to present and rest on here or dvds of pryor and Cosby , Carlin ,Lenny Bruce and no one is on Patrice's level , currently i enjoy Chapelle ,Bill Burr and Corey Holcombe but none of these 6os and 70s comedians in my opinion come close to Patrice .

  • @hjscollages
    @hjscollages 9 лет назад +429

    "I kept the plane in the air you selfish bitch!" LOL "I don't believe in ground karma." Patrice was such a funny guy.

    • @zakariaali5241
      @zakariaali5241 8 лет назад

      what do you mean by "was" doesn't he do comedy anymore

    • @hjscollages
      @hjscollages 8 лет назад +12

      Zakaria Ali It's hard to perform comedy when you're dead.

    • @idbenomar
      @idbenomar 8 лет назад

      +Zakaria Ali he's dead.

    • @zakariaali5241
      @zakariaali5241 8 лет назад +2

      +Baamrani Dammm.... This guy really was funny his content and stories but how did he die and when.

    • @hjscollages
      @hjscollages 8 лет назад +3

      Zakaria Ali A massive stroke back in 2011. Very funny guy.

  • @blazilfrazil2
    @blazilfrazil2 9 лет назад +1060

    "Cus she don't like guns"
    I can't.

    • @lesbiansaregoodandch
      @lesbiansaregoodandch 8 лет назад +7

      Once I hear that shit come out of someone's mouth, I'm out!

    • @AK-ue6up
      @AK-ue6up 8 лет назад +25

      +lesbiansaregoodandch He's talking about the joke, not sensible gun reform

    • @SHANKDAWGBABY
      @SHANKDAWGBABY 8 лет назад +5

      +Anthony Koutsogiannis im wondering if they were referring to people saying "I cant" or "i cant even".lol

    • @MMaze
      @MMaze 6 лет назад

      Classic

    • @navigatingel6104
      @navigatingel6104 6 лет назад

      whatever commie lol

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate 9 лет назад +735

    "Patrice looks like he's starting his own line of barbeque sauce" - Bob Kelly

    • @prekreich
      @prekreich 9 лет назад +6

      Robert if you might!!! :p

    • @tazmanstarfighter5113
      @tazmanstarfighter5113 9 лет назад +2

      SockMyDink yeah. but he died:(

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 9 лет назад +2

      You can't just say that line without the intro it's because Patrice was wearing a red and white plaid shirt

    • @charismatic9467
      @charismatic9467 9 лет назад +1

      +Jeff F No it's because of the hat with a feather he was wearing

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 9 лет назад +8

      +Anima HQ you are dead wrong. They talked about it on Opie & Anthony, with Patrice himself giving Bobby credit for the great line.

  • @kingboston
    @kingboston 8 лет назад +348

    Patrice was the realest dude.... R.I.P

  • @Sophocles14
    @Sophocles14 9 лет назад +245

    Patrice O'Neal was one of the great comics. He had such a natural flow on stage. The world lost a great entertainer, but we were lucky to have him for the short time that we did!

    • @nope5791
      @nope5791 2 года назад +1

      He's still with us on video. He and all of us were lucky to be born in this period of time to have records (video) of awesome people.

    • @zacharyolson1755
      @zacharyolson1755 Год назад +2

      He was such a natural entertainer. He made it look so comfortable.

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 9 месяцев назад

      @@zacharyolson1755
      Yep, he was at that level that just can't be learned or faked. Just raw, natural, unique, inborn talent and ability. Watching him do this, he was just so in his element like few people are capable of. Truly has a place on the proverbial Mount Rushmore of standups.

  • @lucaslayton3974
    @lucaslayton3974 6 лет назад +3091

    Lord please take amy schumer and give us back patrice.

    • @mojahedb
      @mojahedb 5 лет назад +237

      Ain't that better ??

    • @learntospellpeople
      @learntospellpeople 5 лет назад +12

      You shut in clowns and you fixation on Amy Schumer. What sorry excuses you all are.

    • @HardRockMiner
      @HardRockMiner 5 лет назад +83

      - God doesn't want Schumer. You're gonna have to go in the other direction. 😉

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 5 лет назад +62

      @@learntospellpeople check the irony of some dude with an Arab sounding name defending women.

    • @huss2600
      @huss2600 5 лет назад +10

      Real talk I probably wouldn't care if she died, at all. it would be kinda like the news thing

  • @m.a.droofer4185
    @m.a.droofer4185 8 лет назад +253

    Men want to be alone, but we don't wanna be by our self. = Genius!!!

  • @bradjames5499
    @bradjames5499 8 лет назад +47

    "Ain't that betta" is one of my favourite standup bits of all time. So good.

  • @theodoretheelder6248
    @theodoretheelder6248 4 года назад +39

    "How come you didn't get me up? You snuck out of bed."😂😂😂

  • @STAKBUNDLES
    @STAKBUNDLES 4 года назад +610

    Patrice dressed like he has to go play the trumpet after this

    • @mtill7281
      @mtill7281 4 года назад +8

      lmao

    • @Vision_Voyagers
      @Vision_Voyagers 4 года назад +25

      Ain't that better

    • @lapinfatal
      @lapinfatal 4 года назад +1

      Lmao ...

    • @fatherofbirds
      @fatherofbirds 4 года назад +10

      He would have liked that one

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 года назад +8

      Then he would have teased ur gay medieval mask that says slap my ass I’m mr slave

  • @grizelda4526
    @grizelda4526 5 лет назад +323

    We need him more then ever. And where is he? Off being dead. So selfish.

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 года назад +29

      LMAOOOO he would have loved this

    • @liloanobriga3640
      @liloanobriga3640 4 года назад +3

      YOOOOO CHILL HAHA

    • @ACECAL-cl4tb
      @ACECAL-cl4tb 4 года назад +4

      How dare he?

    • @Sound1one
      @Sound1one 4 года назад +5

      Couldnt agree more.Can you even imagine a 2020 Patrice Oneal.Man.....but yeah need him around more than ever for sure.

    • @joshuariddle4420
      @joshuariddle4420 4 года назад +2

      PATRICE WOULD HAVE DIED AT THIS LOL

  • @SantiagoRaga1975
    @SantiagoRaga1975 8 лет назад +206

    One the best ever to do it. Truly miss this man.

  • @joemarron6520
    @joemarron6520 7 лет назад +52

    If my tears could build a bridge I would cry all the way up to heaven to bring you back down with us again

  • @TomKimber45
    @TomKimber45 8 лет назад +409

    Because of this anytime my wife does something she knows I don't want to do, she says, "Ain't that better?"

    • @ahmadgrb5055
      @ahmadgrb5055 5 лет назад +16

      lol

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss 5 лет назад +57

      Ur wife is a LEGEND

    • @KR-vk2wx
      @KR-vk2wx 5 лет назад +37

      @Tom Kay .. Your wife has a great sense of humor!

    • @Martin-xv
      @Martin-xv 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @Mika-pv4bw
      @Mika-pv4bw 5 лет назад +24

      She’s savage a keeper

  • @mydogsnameislucy768
    @mydogsnameislucy768 2 года назад +30

    I’ll never forget how hysterically hard I laughed the first time I heard this bit. Patrice was amazing. R.I.P.

  • @IanO3
    @IanO3 4 года назад +21

    Patrice o'neal, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr are in my opinion the greatest comedians to walk the earth.

    • @Yourmothersmuff
      @Yourmothersmuff 2 года назад +1

      Patrice O'Neal
      Dave Chappelle
      Louis CK
      Bill burr
      George Carlin doesn't count because he is a philosopher.

    • @haywadsharif5294
      @haywadsharif5294 Год назад

      Katt williams

    • @6916dog
      @6916dog 4 месяца назад

      Norm Macdonald

  • @animbot6817
    @animbot6817 4 года назад +31

    "I don't even believe in ground karma!" LOL!!!

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 9 лет назад +761

    That bit about the couch, gimme your arm. This isn't a comedy set. It's the truth

    • @RedEyesRobotics
      @RedEyesRobotics 8 лет назад +57

      +CallMeLum thats what made Patrice so great, he was willing to tell the truth even if it sounded like something you shouldn't say out loud.

    • @onlydreaming1017
      @onlydreaming1017 8 лет назад +9

      +RedEyesRobotics Word.

    • @almasterson1047
      @almasterson1047 7 лет назад +2

      Sungsam word up nigga

    • @jakeizlove
      @jakeizlove 7 лет назад +24

      And then it's "Why do you always watch games at your friend's house?!"

    • @greenakutabi
      @greenakutabi 7 лет назад +24

      It's like he described my life word for word. He hit everything man, the leg vine, the sandwich, all of it.

  • @juanlambda27
    @juanlambda27 4 года назад +23

    Patrice was a better couples' therapist than most psychologists.

  • @DaddyTre65
    @DaddyTre65 8 лет назад +85

    Patrice O'Neal's bit about what the woman says while the man is watching the baseball game had me laughing/crying because it's the TRUTH! I think O'Neal secretly has been bugging my living room!

    • @dankburrito4219
      @dankburrito4219 7 лет назад +4

      Roger Plummer He understood the nature of women to a T.

  • @keena0202
    @keena0202 5 лет назад +21

    When he said “ain’t that better “ I’m in tears 🤣

  • @runcalma
    @runcalma 8 лет назад +393

    patrice looks like a numbers runner from the 60's

  • @JoelZWilliams1
    @JoelZWilliams1 10 лет назад +185

    "wrap her leg around yours like some kind of love vine". hella funny!

    • @elena-lc4uk
      @elena-lc4uk 5 лет назад +4

      That's me!!! My boyfriend is always boiling cos I'm all interwined with him

    • @goo5976
      @goo5976 5 лет назад +3

      "hot vine"

    • @jadonplox
      @jadonplox 5 лет назад +1

      he said hot which made it way more funny

  • @ContextReallyMatters
    @ContextReallyMatters 8 лет назад +44

    "uugghh alright try to tell the story" lmao

  • @grasshopper2462
    @grasshopper2462 8 лет назад +63

    The first time I finally gave Patrice a chance and it was hilarious, as well as truthful.

  • @Sokrabiades
    @Sokrabiades 6 лет назад +3935

    I used to be a racist before I heard Patrice. Now I'm a sexist instead. Ain't that better?

    • @stevenjames6766
      @stevenjames6766 6 лет назад +32

      Sokrabiades haha

    • @RedBaron44
      @RedBaron44 6 лет назад +399

      get into Bill Burr stuff and you'll become a sociopath, ain't that better? lol

    • @mdoingme
      @mdoingme 6 лет назад +27

      and @Othman Chaouki That's funny lol

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 6 лет назад +74

      This is a god damn good comment.

    • @tyereksmith8946
      @tyereksmith8946 6 лет назад +38

      aint that better?

  • @ankitvarma1652
    @ankitvarma1652 4 года назад +27

    that " ain't that better" joke is so well done.

  • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
    @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 10 лет назад +112

    fucking patrice o neal, miss the hell out of this guy! rip

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 10 лет назад +742

    I put Patrice Oneal up there with dave chappelle, chris rock, george carlin etc.

    • @PsychokoreUndergroundRap
      @PsychokoreUndergroundRap 9 лет назад +22

      4 sho.. My nigga my nigga

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 7 лет назад +13

      TheFutureKing Robin Williams?

    • @NicolasCharly
      @NicolasCharly 6 лет назад +45

      Burr?

    • @marcleon1513
      @marcleon1513 6 лет назад +21

      Don't forget Paul Mooney he writes for a lot of those legends.

    • @majorpaine89
      @majorpaine89 6 лет назад +17

      @@amneenja5720 Hell no. I love Robin Williams, but he stole WAY TOO MANY jokes from other comedians to be put in that upper-tier of Carlin, Pryor, Chappelle, Burr, Patrice, etc.

  • @HowdyPartner7
    @HowdyPartner7 2 года назад +3

    Only comedian that I remember almost every bit I hear of his

  • @kimsjustice09
    @kimsjustice09 8 лет назад +121

    Finally figured out my relationship with my husband from 4:26 to the end. So frickin funny! RIP Mr. O'Neal❤️

    • @Tzipporah36
      @Tzipporah36 8 лет назад +13

      same here! He was amazingly spot on

    • @mjprice9027
      @mjprice9027 6 лет назад

      👍

    • @johnnestor7386
      @johnnestor7386 5 лет назад +9

      @kimsjustice09 please please do not keep that a secret, it is now your mission to let every female on this planet know.
      If not for humanity and the future of the human species, do it for Patrice!

    • @gcrazy64
      @gcrazy64 5 лет назад +1

      Frickin? Really?

    • @johnnestor7386
      @johnnestor7386 5 лет назад +3

      @@gcrazy64 humor much?

  • @ericw996
    @ericw996 6 лет назад +10

    Patrice was one of the best comedians of all time

  • @giraffesareselfish9563
    @giraffesareselfish9563 7 лет назад +17

    I never listened to any of Patrice's stuff until a few days ago, sorry it took me so long, he is great.

    • @WiseAilbhean
      @WiseAilbhean 7 лет назад +4

      Dude, let me help you out, jusy go to the Cult of Black Philip channel and it's an ample catalog of his greatness.

    • @robertocruz8429
      @robertocruz8429 5 лет назад +1

      🙏Legend

  • @streettalk4thesoul
    @streettalk4thesoul 4 года назад +13

    "alright, go ahead... try to tell the story." LMAO

  • @LIBERATIONUNIT
    @LIBERATIONUNIT 8 лет назад +495

    Ain't that betta!

  • @GerBarne
    @GerBarne 7 лет назад +16

    Does anyone else forget on a regular basis that Patrice is dead? His material is so good, so current, that it almost seems impossible it wasn't written yesterday. Truly a fucking comedic genius and a master of being happy.

    • @drumlion2005
      @drumlion2005 6 лет назад +1

      His material is timeless

    • @Pyraus
      @Pyraus 5 лет назад +1

      I can rewatch the same bits they never get old

    • @fumbles1294
      @fumbles1294 5 лет назад

      What he's dead

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 4 года назад

      Gerard Byrne I remember on the regular to rewatch everything every 6-12 months 😂😂

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 9 лет назад +138

    A turkey sandwich on 47 grain bread with No mayonnaise and bean sprouts,
    tastes like rat turds and twigs! hahahahaha

  • @SaneHolladay
    @SaneHolladay 10 лет назад +87

    God bless Patrice..........we miss you man

  • @geraldjohnson848
    @geraldjohnson848 7 лет назад +9

    Dec.7: Happy birthday Comedian Patrice Malcolm O'Neal (1969-2011) Thank you and God bless. RIP Thanks for the upload, EscherReturns. Blessings

  • @tankhankeress4685
    @tankhankeress4685 4 года назад +4

    Happy birthday Patrice O’Neal R.I.P.

  • @don_fitzroyy9847
    @don_fitzroyy9847 2 года назад +8

    I wish there was a documentary done on him. His material never gets old.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад

      There’s a couple on RUclips. They’re more interviews with other comedians, but you get a real sense of who and why Patrice was

    • @diablito118
      @diablito118 Год назад

      There is one. I forgot the name but search on Google. All comedians talk about him.

  • @alsoknownas875
    @alsoknownas875 9 лет назад +42

    I *REALLY* hope there's an extended, uncensored version of the "Ain't Dat Better?!" bit, because it's fucking BRILLIANT. The audience was in stitches, fully aware of how much insight O'Neal had into their own lives and romantic relationships.

    • @MsSteeldog
      @MsSteeldog 9 лет назад

      Also Known As There is, it's on a clip called nasty show 2. It's on the second part of the two clips.

    • @MsSteeldog
      @MsSteeldog 9 лет назад

      sloovy mann nasty show 2 part 2 wmv

  • @monstorrr
    @monstorrr 5 лет назад +12

    When he was alive he didnt get the international credit he deserved. Rip a comedic legend

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 9 лет назад +27

    Died as he reached his prime. RIP Patrice!

  • @prostatemassagerreviews
    @prostatemassagerreviews 9 лет назад +324

    Patrice channeling his inner Steve Harvey with that outfit XD

    • @TheDosage-Music
      @TheDosage-Music 6 лет назад

      Real rap

    • @steezycheesefries5624
      @steezycheesefries5624 6 лет назад +9

      Patrice is biggie- Steve Harvy is Tone Loc

    • @KR-vk2wx
      @KR-vk2wx 5 лет назад +2

      @prostate massager reviews .. That’s all he’s channeling, cause Steve Harvey sucks as a comedian. Not funny at all!

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 4 года назад

      prostate massager reviews Initially, that’s who I thought it was. I thought it was Harvey introducing Patrice to the crowd.

  • @dbstelly
    @dbstelly 5 лет назад +7

    Just woke my wife up laughing so hard. We are not in the same room!😂😂😂

  • @BoloBouncer
    @BoloBouncer 3 года назад +3

    Patrice masterfully dissects every relationship in the audience and they love him for it.

  • @kayfabe6ix641
    @kayfabe6ix641 9 лет назад +2

    The end is arguably the greatest 2 minute stretch I ever watched. Literally in tears right now, lol. It just got better and funnier.

  • @MrMCLax2
    @MrMCLax2 Год назад +4

    He would be shredding the comedy scene right now. Rest in power 🤝

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 9 месяцев назад

      For real, Patrice in the podcast era would have been unreal to witness.

  • @Mr1and14orth
    @Mr1and14orth 10 лет назад +102

    Patrice is one of the greats!

  • @mafia_dave32
    @mafia_dave32 5 лет назад +86

    I just realized how the Metoo movement gained speed . No Patrice . If Patrice was still alive he would have cut that shit up in 2 jokes and slipped in a third for shits and giggles .

    • @aaronhumphrey2009
      @aaronhumphrey2009 5 лет назад +8

      Yup, Patrice would've skewered the me too feminazis. Now, you've made every man alive afraid to even talk to you, ladies. Ain't that Better ! Better buy yourself a mansized tallywhacker, cuz ain't no man gonna go near it.. Ain't that better !?

    • @ICY-HURR
      @ICY-HURR 3 года назад

      He always would of probably had some amazing Black Lives Matter jokes.

  • @J0hnny0
    @J0hnny0 2 года назад +5

    Oh man I miss Patrice. He was one of the funniest comedians ever.

  • @renaissancelight4971
    @renaissancelight4971 4 года назад +8

    My favorite part is when he says," you could be by the vent somewhere". I always liked Patrice's attempts to make women understand men better. Some women might find it offensive, but he always made me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @SibKiss-hc7zn
    @SibKiss-hc7zn 2 года назад +1

    Omg 😆 he just described why my boyfriend gets mad at me 😂 He says I nitpicking and nannying him when I think I'm improving the situation!! Now I get it

  • @crashbngwallop
    @crashbngwallop 7 лет назад +3

    That last guy they show in the crowd is just busting up laughing LMAO. so funny

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip 10 лет назад +159

    Thank you for uploading this

  • @kyser3ify
    @kyser3ify 8 лет назад +3

    I found Patrice in june of 2011 listening to OandA became a huge fan. That October he had a show in Jersey I was gonna go but stayed home I figured he's always in New York and it 30 minutes awsy so I'll see him there, then he dies. Patrice the Greatest

  • @red---paulvanravenswaay2247
    @red---paulvanravenswaay2247 Год назад +2

    Unbelievably hilarious! Holy cow🤣🤣🤣
    Now me and my wife walk around the house asking each other " AIN'T DAT BETTA??!!!"

  • @smoovoperata3242
    @smoovoperata3242 5 лет назад +70

    God take Amy Schumer and bring back Patrice please! "Wouldn't that be betta"?

    • @mwhitelaw8569
      @mwhitelaw8569 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @christiandenton2174
      @christiandenton2174 4 года назад +2

      Come up with your own jokes, Patrice would be ashamed lol

    • @pakserzameen
      @pakserzameen 3 года назад

      . Amy Schumer for Patrice? it's like, give me the Bentley for my old worn-out slippers.

  • @krono069
    @krono069 6 лет назад +1

    Dammit. He was so great. Both funny and just speaking his mind. The world is a lesser place without him.

  • @Daniel.Miranda
    @Daniel.Miranda 5 лет назад +29

    Part of my 10 year marriage wrapped in 7 minutes

  • @elitrujillo7869
    @elitrujillo7869 5 лет назад +1

    One of the greatest ever.. Another legend to the books. carlin ,Pryor, Patrice.... Rip pimp

  • @hotice8885
    @hotice8885 7 лет назад +42

    Because of this, all I can think about when a woman walks into the room is ""Whatcha doin????" or "Ain't that better??" in a soprano voice! LOL #47GrainBread

  • @Doopes
    @Doopes 10 месяцев назад

    "Go ahead , try and tell the story "... That little "try" gets me every time 😆😆😆

  • @displaychicken
    @displaychicken 6 лет назад +3

    “Ain’t that better?!” One of my favorite bits of all time

  • @dustbustr91
    @dustbustr91 4 года назад +14

    his style is legend. similar to bill burr- relentless line after line with no pauses!

  • @julittok
    @julittok 8 лет назад +53

    That last bit was awesome

  • @fabiopascoal5032
    @fabiopascoal5032 4 года назад

    I don't often comment videos, but that technique, that natural delivery like he's making it up on the spot. My got... Love this guy.

  • @Vintage27
    @Vintage27 5 лет назад +8

    This man is a prophet

  • @danishnadir9547
    @danishnadir9547 8 лет назад +1

    Such a classic natural comedy don't come around anymore.
    R.I.P. Patrice O'Neil.
    What a legend!!!

  • @thembinkosimgidi8465
    @thembinkosimgidi8465 5 лет назад +6

    I kept us all alive, let somebody handle the ground.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IFollowAfter
    @IFollowAfter 5 лет назад +2

    How is this still funny and I've seen it fifty times? This was an incredible comedian

  • @FuryAnderson_HandzupNetwork
    @FuryAnderson_HandzupNetwork 9 лет назад +58

    You have no idea how #FUNNY and #TRUE that whole routine was!!! (LOL!!!)

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 9 лет назад +33

      you have no idea how much i want to throw hot soup in your face for using those hashtags.

    • @StrongSinger
      @StrongSinger 9 лет назад +4

      SockMyDink #shutup because #itsnotthatserious

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 9 лет назад +1

      FURY ANDERSON Funny and true are almost always synonymous.

    • @dylan8550
      @dylan8550 9 лет назад +1

      SockMyDink thank you so do I, cant just fucking type a sentence without pointless fucking hash tags.

    • @jkake2434
      @jkake2434 5 лет назад

      straight up roasted his gf on the stand up routine

  • @fluhartz
    @fluhartz 2 года назад +2

    I always come back and watch this.... probably the funniest few minutes ever.... love it so much... A'int that better?

  • @dodiaz008
    @dodiaz008 7 лет назад +4

    Love this guy, just got into his stuff recently and it's a shame he is gone. Amazing mind who tells it how it is

  • @shininio
    @shininio 5 лет назад +4

    We miss Patrice because his perfect comedic skills and because he found the right words to say to women what men meant to say for centuries,

  • @nikoniko893
    @nikoniko893 Год назад +1

    "taste like rat turds and twigs" that line always cracks me up!!!

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 4 года назад +12

    I've seen every Patrice clip ever and never found out who got shot
    did Dianne get shot? nah? did she shoot somebody? nah? WHO GOT SHOT

  • @Chim510
    @Chim510 7 лет назад +2

    A lotta comics try to do that “everyday problems” routine but Patrice always did it with perfection. RIP

  • @paulthoresen8241
    @paulthoresen8241 8 лет назад +68

    He was so close to being the worlds biggest comic when he died, but he still needed a few cheeseburgers to catch up to Ralphie

    • @Necrophilous
      @Necrophilous 7 лет назад +3

      Paul Thoresen loool that was pretty clever.

    • @paulthoresen8241
      @paulthoresen8241 7 лет назад +6

      American Show business Hey stop hurting my feelings

    • @NicolasCharly
      @NicolasCharly 6 лет назад

      English speaking biggest*

    • @jkake2434
      @jkake2434 5 лет назад

      ralphie? never heard of her

  • @Ginger_Chin
    @Ginger_Chin 7 лет назад +1

    Man hes a legend. Watching Patrice, Quinn and Norton on Tough Crowd was some of the best television ever

  • @sylentagenda9160
    @sylentagenda9160 5 лет назад +4

    I just read Kevin Hart's book and he had some good stories of Patrice and how he took him in and mentored him as he came up in comedy. They were even roommates for a bit. Really miss O'Neal, RIP bro

  • @emilhansen3806
    @emilhansen3806 7 лет назад +23

    When you're a lovable character like this dude, you can get away with saying fucking anything! Patrice the GOAT

    • @antoinettemarie24
      @antoinettemarie24 7 лет назад

      Emil Hansen yessir. how ya'll love Craig Ferguson? crying laughing@the end

  • @matrixmisfit1987
    @matrixmisfit1987 Год назад +1

    Let this be a testament to how spirits connect no matter the distance of space between them; even from beyond the grave!
    No one Ever Really Dies

  • @newera5238
    @newera5238 5 лет назад +4

    "I kept the plane in the air"
    😂😂😄😄😂

  • @ericzennaiter
    @ericzennaiter 7 лет назад

    I had a pool business for years and Patrice, with O&A kept me crying ! He gained millions of fans through that stage. RIP

  • @Evil.Turkey
    @Evil.Turkey 9 лет назад +4

    That final joke made me shit in my pants!!! Aint that better??!!!

  • @jerryj920
    @jerryj920 6 лет назад

    Dec.7th: Happy birthday Comedian-TV / Radio Show host Patrice Lumumba Malcolm O'Neal (1969-2011) Thank you and God bless. RIP Legend. Thanks for the upload, EscherReturns. Blessings

  • @samlah2319
    @samlah2319 8 лет назад +1

    Man, I just love rewatching this video for the audience reactions. Uncontrollable laughter to the point of their sides hurting.

  • @marcdewon1406
    @marcdewon1406 5 лет назад +3

    RIP to a great legend. True 👑 of Comedy

  • @nonetoomuch.nostupidnumbers
    @nonetoomuch.nostupidnumbers 3 года назад +2

    Patrice oneal, one of if not the most genuine comic that ever lived!

  • @seifullahbashir1876
    @seifullahbashir1876 2 года назад +3

    I miss this man. Damn he was hilarious!

  • @dawnploughman7486
    @dawnploughman7486 4 года назад +1

    This is the Patrice I love and miss dearly.

  • @leonphelps6929
    @leonphelps6929 5 лет назад +6

    I miss this dude like I knew him personally

  • @brianahill772
    @brianahill772 7 лет назад +2

    I'm over here in TEARSSSSSSS....I hate to admit it, but it's so true! Men, we can't help it, we love, love! LOL

  • @outerthoughts30
    @outerthoughts30 5 лет назад +11

    The greatest quote ever
    4:23