Patrice O'Neal on Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn (Classic Patrice)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @MrCrow05
    @MrCrow05 4 года назад +1602

    The one negative thing about Patrice having so much content available online is at times you almost think he is still around. Rest in Peace

    • @exceptionallife4768
      @exceptionallife4768 2 года назад

      "Shut up stupid"
      -patrice oneil

    • @tyjandrews
      @tyjandrews Год назад +15

      @Natural Creature nah man it's a beautiful thing -- Patrice made us laugh and cheerful so much that the tears and sadness is inevitable. R.I.P. to this legend. I shed tears some times while watching his old stuff too

    • @justincraig398
      @justincraig398 Год назад +17

      Yeah that’s exactly how it feels when I watch. I am SOOOOO curious on what he would be saying about all the weird shit going in these days. I would pay a lot of money if it would give me the ability to listen to Patrice go on a long 2 hour rant about everything happen between 2016-present day.

    • @CTuna-uo3pq
      @CTuna-uo3pq Год назад +3

      True story, RIP

    • @felixicon
      @felixicon Год назад +2

  • @kevinkropp8096
    @kevinkropp8096 7 лет назад +2222

    Patrice has the best comedic quote I've ever heard... " I want half of you to laugh, and the other half to be horrified".

    • @Monsteretrope
      @Monsteretrope 5 лет назад +30

      I think Rian Johnson got inspired by him xD

    • @Maxdemon98
      @Maxdemon98 5 лет назад +7

      Eric Andre

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 5 лет назад +13

      @@Maxdemon98 Andrew Schultz

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 5 лет назад

      And that's just when that melting Dilly Bar walked on the stage XD

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 5 лет назад +13

      @@Maxdemon98 Nah, his ratio is more like "1 person laughs, 3 people are horrified" lol

  • @seldomsceen
    @seldomsceen 7 лет назад +1143

    He was just so quick witted. Very few ppl are naturally funny on the fly like that

    • @Eyatnik210
      @Eyatnik210 5 лет назад +18

      I really seemed to miss another great in comedy. Endless clips from him are like niceness.

    • @tommynobaka
      @tommynobaka 5 лет назад +20

      I miss comedy like that. We used to riff like this in the classroom and that witt doesnt exist in the real world as much.

    • @oteimoto85
      @oteimoto85 5 лет назад +7

      @@tommynobaka Riff.
      Excellent description.
      And you're bang on point 👌

    • @darcystrutt5192
      @darcystrutt5192 4 года назад

      Those were the good ol days huh gramps?

    • @johnbarker2650
      @johnbarker2650 4 года назад +4

      He a real one

  • @AliceInPantera
    @AliceInPantera 3 года назад +654

    Patrice kept EVERY comedian in check, and the ones who could hang, came out stronger and funnier because of it. Now that he’s gone, the top dogs have lost much of their edge and hacks have been able to flourish

    • @tas4u93
      @tas4u93 2 года назад +33

      Bro I see it at every mic and club I go to

    • @Luiz997488
      @Luiz997488 2 года назад +8

      100%

    • @lambros3652
      @lambros3652 2 года назад +37

      Agreed. Just that mentality of "that joke was awful," keeps most comedians honest enough to step their game up. Truly miss Patrice

    • @tylerkuykendall4323
      @tylerkuykendall4323 Год назад +8

      @@tas4u93 To be fair, aren’t mics places where people can begin standup? You can’t expect to be good at it if you haven’t done it?

    • @Gabagoolll471
      @Gabagoolll471 Год назад

      Yeah Joe rogan and Bert Kreisher and ari Shaffer are taking about comedy now. God it’s painful Every podcast is about his bits and this n that n mitsy. Patrice was just funny naturally. Had life analogies and wasn’t a cunt

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 3 года назад +731

    It was Patrice's show... everybody else was a damn guest.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад +16

      since 2016 i been listening to his appearances at o&a, only last year for the first time i started from episode 1 and intended to finish it. now i'm at 135, only 10 more to go... damm what a journey.

    • @jackcayman9841
      @jackcayman9841 3 года назад +14

      Best comedian of all time imo

    • @sonof316
      @sonof316 3 года назад +5

      I see you in every Patrice video Hahahaha

    • @davidekow
      @davidekow 3 года назад +1

      @@sonof316 Facts my G lol

    • @thewickedzaku
      @thewickedzaku 3 года назад

      This man and his mma commentary

  • @0117ization
    @0117ization 8 лет назад +846

    RIP Greg Giraldo
    RIP Patrice O'Neal
    2 of the funniest stand up comedians

  • @kirbyaugustine761
    @kirbyaugustine761 7 лет назад +1507

    Patrice was a beast. You could tell the other comedians were uncomfortable in his presence.

    • @Pacbandit13
      @Pacbandit13 7 лет назад +57

      LMAO Your Serious? to other a-hole celebs, met the dude on a subway one of the nicest celebs just a down to earth funny dude

    • @barnoldwhv
      @barnoldwhv 7 лет назад +138

      Comics trash each other, but some hacks couldn't hang.

    • @chileanguyfleegman
      @chileanguyfleegman 5 лет назад +21

      Pacbandit13, I had to reply, I'm so damn jealous, I'd love to have met Patrice...

    • @TheGr8one1022
      @TheGr8one1022 5 лет назад +38

      @@barnoldwhv that's exactly it. The ones who could hang like Giraldo, Norton, DiPaolo, Vos, Bobby, etc all made gold moments with Patrice. The ones who couldn't just made awkward cringe moments that were funny at their expense.

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque 4 года назад +4

      truly, lit up tha room

  • @Milligan777
    @Milligan777 4 года назад +688

    "Disrespect them women... Subjugate those hoes"
    Godamn, Patrice was a legend.

  • @brandonbyes7344
    @brandonbyes7344 4 года назад +92

    When Patrice says "First of all..." Just pack up and leave the room, its over for you. He's your favorite comedian's favorite comedian.

  • @jenssweeting3915
    @jenssweeting3915 4 года назад +293

    "Doesn't he look like my dad?"
    "No, he looks a little younger than you. Take better care of yourself"

  • @goreds5739
    @goreds5739 8 лет назад +2658

    Patrice to the chick during the interview: "I wish I was this good looking so I could really discount your existence."

  • @rsl5067
    @rsl5067 6 лет назад +497

    Tough Crowd is one of the first podcasts to ever be televised.

    • @rsl5067
      @rsl5067 6 лет назад +35

      "I'mma strap those jokes to myself and run through Palestine."

    • @shembob3601
      @shembob3601 4 года назад +19

      It's called a talk show

    • @NOPE-ip2db
      @NOPE-ip2db 3 года назад +3

      @@shembob3601 nah this isn’t a talk show,it was the first video podcast

    • @davepollison4333
      @davepollison4333 3 года назад +5

      It was a TV SHOW that aired on Comedy Central. Colin was constantly fighting with the network over content and they eventually canceled it.

    • @scottcampbell1635
      @scottcampbell1635 3 года назад

      @@rsl5067 I’m going to watch ‘Taxi’ first

  • @jamescentre3186
    @jamescentre3186 7 лет назад +268

    there will never be another comic like him. His loss is truly a loss for us all.

    • @matthewshepard695
      @matthewshepard695 5 лет назад +4

      Idk Bill Burr is up there

    • @user-px1cr6fu5l
      @user-px1cr6fu5l 5 лет назад +7

      Matthew Shepard dude nobody compares to Patrice he was so funny on the fly

  • @bradjohnson1904
    @bradjohnson1904 2 года назад +62

    "Have a sip of calmness" after you casually call out a guy for prepared material is exactly why Patrice was so feared. So quick and so to the point.. He cut you different.

    • @therealdreamz
      @therealdreamz 11 месяцев назад +4

      this still kills me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonyount6036
    @jasonyount6036 4 года назад +166

    “ Hey Patrice it’s good to see you’ve learned to talk without saying Hey Hey Hey first!” - Geraldo was savage! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 4 года назад +14

      I was just saying it's hard to pull off a good fat joke on Patrice but Geraldo succeeded.

    • @shijo4416
      @shijo4416 3 года назад +5

      Geraldo was also clever with lightning wit and delivery. Greg could keep up with Patrice.

    • @PrivatelyHanging
      @PrivatelyHanging 3 года назад +21

      The independent film hair comeback was equally quick witted and amazing!

    • @jasonyount6036
      @jasonyount6036 3 года назад +12

      @@PrivatelyHanging “With your planned messiness!” 🤣🤣

  • @pugisolation
    @pugisolation 7 лет назад +326

    Just imagine someone like patrice on television today.

    • @DatOneGuy901
      @DatOneGuy901 7 лет назад +50

      i truly believe Pat would've been a mega star in the podcast/political commentary world. he was already ahead of his time with going against the grain with his opinion and views and his unapologetic and brash yet well informed approach with his few appearances he did on TV. the Black Phillip Show was Foxxhole (Jamie Foxx) and the 5150 Show (Corey Holcolm) a full decade before they did it as far as being a "relationship show for men"..he'd be a huge player in the internet radio/podcast space..and with the climate of today's politics..Patrice's honest and logical approach would have garnered him alot of attention. on top of his stand up being top notch..eventually one of his specials would have "blown up" also..

    • @thatmg
      @thatmg 5 лет назад +13

      Id like to see him on JRE

    • @RyMuEntertainment
      @RyMuEntertainment 5 лет назад +7

      @@thatmg Patrice is no longer with us brother.

    • @thatmg
      @thatmg 5 лет назад +11

      @@RyMuEntertainment i know bro... im saying that id like to see him on JRE *if he was alive*

    • @RyMuEntertainment
      @RyMuEntertainment 5 лет назад +1

      @@thatmg cool bro!🤙🏾🥃

  • @goreds5739
    @goreds5739 8 лет назад +2013

    Patrice exposed hacks like nobody else.

    • @hughmungus2974
      @hughmungus2974 7 лет назад +53

      Go Reds
      Him and Greg Geraldo

    • @sunsonsonsun
      @sunsonsonsun 7 лет назад +5

      Was about to type the same.

    • @asdqwe4427
      @asdqwe4427 7 лет назад +43

      Giraldo was smart, but not half as funny as Patrice

    • @joecasey7415
      @joecasey7415 7 лет назад +60

      Giraldo was truly great. But Patrice is the GOAT.

    • @seldomsceen
      @seldomsceen 7 лет назад +5

      Yeah he didn’t fuck around.

  • @rayfromnj8672
    @rayfromnj8672 6 лет назад +554

    "unplug yourself from the Vietnamese matrix for five minutes please."

  • @johnLennon255
    @johnLennon255 4 года назад +128

    Patrice telling Bobby that howielooks younger than him and he should take better care of himself is honestly one of my greatest laughs. What really delivers it is how excited Bobby is when he says it and in 1 second Patrice shuts it down

    • @hanizawady6555
      @hanizawady6555 2 года назад +2

      The dude was dying inside. It was hilarious

    • @SlickWilly79
      @SlickWilly79 2 года назад +2

      Patrice meant it and it killed Bobby inside, you can watch his whole spirit drain away

  • @fcsjohnnynips
    @fcsjohnnynips 4 года назад +224

    "He's from Israel and his job is fiddling on roofs."
    Holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marrcohh4634
    @marrcohh4634 5 лет назад +388

    “A giant lesbian, she ain’t ever going to jail” 😂😂😂

    • @Anxiathy
      @Anxiathy 5 лет назад +32

      Maybe a stable, but not jail.

    • @pardivuspodcast
      @pardivuspodcast 4 года назад +5

      THAT KILLED ME BRO!!!

    • @mandesir1
      @mandesir1 4 года назад +7

      omfg her face 😂😂😂😂

  • @snurly8020
    @snurly8020 5 лет назад +158

    11:09 is one of the funniest tag teams ever. Patrice with the giggle to tee it up, and Colin with the brilliance to hit it out.

  • @t100base
    @t100base 8 лет назад +245

    patrice was lethal.

    • @Loe_Jist
      @Loe_Jist 6 лет назад +5

      Nah diabetes was lethal. Patrice was king!

    • @summertime1875
      @summertime1875 5 лет назад +3

      @Cognitive Chaos well you won't ever know will ya!

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 года назад

      HEART WITHOUT A HOME OR A KING WITHOUT A THRONE

  • @julienalonso22
    @julienalonso22 3 года назад +39

    My favorite Patrice line will forever be “I’m a comedy genius and it’s hard.. *hits palm in frustration*”

  • @b151proof
    @b151proof Год назад +144

    He killed me with "he can't even improv his emotions".... 💀💀

  • @lamosos
    @lamosos 6 лет назад +869

    he can't even improv his emotions 😂😂😂

    • @Loe_Jist
      @Loe_Jist 6 лет назад +22

      Damn I miss that cackle laugh of his. He was The Master! There won't be another like him

    • @lousalvador1632
      @lousalvador1632 6 лет назад +18

      No one could find those jokes the way he could lol. Who thinks of some shit like that

    • @exthechickenwing
      @exthechickenwing 6 лет назад +2

      classic. got em good

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 5 лет назад +11

      On the o&a show the day after he passed Voss calls in and they talk about how Patrice would be shitting on Voss for his emotions

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 4 года назад +5

      Ryan Vess Voss was actually the one who originally got Patrice on O&A.

  • @deVon30241
    @deVon30241 5 лет назад +401

    Imagine sitting in the back of the class room with this dude in high school

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 3 года назад +50

      Those two kids next to Patrice lost important years of education lol

    • @someguy4922
      @someguy4922 3 года назад +11

      The guy everyone avoided roasting when the teacher was out the classroom

    • @landorslam
      @landorslam 2 года назад +7

      Patrice was teaching the teacher

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 2 года назад +6

      That laugh alone would be enough 🤣

    • @theinternetsucks2237
      @theinternetsucks2237 Год назад

      You guys cum over the idea that you could have ever been friends with this dude, it's so cringe

  • @blossomrusso6457
    @blossomrusso6457 7 лет назад +404

    Patrice, Dom, Lewis Black, and Giraldo on a show hosted by Colin Quinn?! We used to have it sooo good!

    • @ilovemikerogers
      @ilovemikerogers 3 года назад +10

      Colin Quinn was the most unfunny comedian on this show. He was so bad.

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 3 года назад +3

      Kevin Hart as well from what I saw!

    • @haven_art
      @haven_art 3 года назад +7

      @@ilovemikerogers i feel like hes a really smart comedian, but due to his delivery he often got trampled over, he often has trouble getting his point across in a room of people who are all the life of the party. i dont think he was bad, just not understood well

    • @IronKnee963
      @IronKnee963 2 года назад +3

      @@ilovemikerogers He didn't have to be funny, he knew how to control the crowd and the comics on stage. He knew how to segway and had timing down pat in general. His job wasn't to roast, but to host.

  • @veespa_
    @veespa_ 4 года назад +465

    “Stop trying to give him white confidence.” Was a killer line.

    • @51beak39
      @51beak39 3 года назад +3

      😂

    • @abassa1
      @abassa1 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @atifyousif5582
      @atifyousif5582 2 года назад

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    • @atifyousif5582
      @atifyousif5582 2 года назад

      قلت 43ف33 الله 333 الله من فضله مواليد من الله ثم 85 ق 253 قد 34 ف قففف اللهم امين 30 20 فقف الله يسلمك قريب في قلبي 3ق من 5583ق 3من

    • @tolloromassi99
      @tolloromassi99 2 года назад

      @@atifyousif5582 f your god!

  • @erikhough8455
    @erikhough8455 3 года назад +15

    "He's from the Sun." - That delivery is just incredible. RIP Lamumba.

  • @paranoidechochamber3537
    @paranoidechochamber3537 7 лет назад +170

    "I just said that Dingbat!"
    "See how we don't listen to you?"
    -I will miss you Patrice, god bless your soul.

    • @LyftraS
      @LyftraS 5 лет назад +6

      Paranoid Echo Chamber and she laughed and then let it set in, was offended and dying for his approval. Genius.

  • @buhklao
    @buhklao 5 лет назад +151

    11:10
    "she had your momma when she was six"
    Man was heated and then laughed

  • @multiplesifl
    @multiplesifl 7 лет назад +1033

    Patrice was harsh but he was just trying to help people be better by not sucking.

    • @smwrbd
      @smwrbd 7 лет назад +16

      multiplesifl exactly😎

    • @themeg1145
      @themeg1145 5 лет назад +6

      It’s a shame it didn’t work on himself

    • @balazamon
      @balazamon 5 лет назад +59

      @@themeg1145 you are either a self hating black or an SJW

    • @JensenParkour
      @JensenParkour 5 лет назад +24

      The Meg he’s top 5 all time. Gtfo

    • @mericanbadass5299
      @mericanbadass5299 5 лет назад +9

      DebtSlave or a hating hillbilly 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @johnstephen399
    @johnstephen399 2 года назад +58

    15:47 Patrice's ability to break down Colin's dilemma on the fly was unreal

    • @byronic-heroine
      @byronic-heroine Год назад +20

      "He's a man in purgatory" killed me.

    • @Jack-hq4yq
      @Jack-hq4yq Год назад +3

      That’s my all time favorite clip from this show

    • @GMON94
      @GMON94 Год назад +1

      Literally described me perfectly too and I’m lost he’s right😂

  • @Seeckay
    @Seeckay 4 года назад +110

    Every couple of years I go on a Patrice bing and it's always the same feelings. I'm laughing my ass of during the videos, but I get filled with sadness whenever they end. RIP to this man. Louis CK and Bill Burr are great, Dave Chapelle is a literal legend and George Carlin or Richard pryor probably the greatest. But Patrice was special and imo the funniest man I've ever seen. We lost a good one.

    • @japiro14
      @japiro14 2 года назад +2

      I do the same thing. I get sad that I can't hear his opinion about the world today. I think some things might actually be different because of him.

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 7 месяцев назад

      Unfiltered realist

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 4 года назад +8

    So nice to see 769K people have watched this and re-appreciated Patrice...Thanks for the upload...

  • @ProfessorNoonie
    @ProfessorNoonie 7 лет назад +450

    "He fiddles on roofs" That killed me lol

    • @gordonm7038
      @gordonm7038 7 лет назад +1

      Professor Noonie
      Great reference, great movie!

    • @Eddie0102
      @Eddie0102 3 года назад

      😭😭😭😭

    • @shijo4416
      @shijo4416 3 года назад +8

      That was a good one. What about, ''He comes from the Sun" in response to that really dark brother. Boy I laughed at that. Don't worry, I'm Black.

    • @tolloromassi99
      @tolloromassi99 2 года назад

      @@shijo4416 That sh...it is funny, I'm brown.

  • @shinbakihanma2749
    @shinbakihanma2749 4 года назад +145

    God, Patrice was one of a kind. He's one of the few human beings who all the praise people gave him is actually not doing him justice. Nearly ten years after his passing and it still feels like humanity lost a genuine light.

    • @IronKnee963
      @IronKnee963 2 года назад +3

      He was/is the Yujiro of Comedy.

  • @scbluesman13
    @scbluesman13 4 года назад +52

    "nothing worse than an in-shape, out-of-shape white guy" OMG, I lost it.

  • @VypaUK
    @VypaUK 4 года назад +34

    Patrice donating his applause to Vos kills me. Savage.

  • @Newbornvintage18
    @Newbornvintage18 8 лет назад +522

    "He's from the sun"

    • @jerrodbates8480
      @jerrodbates8480 7 лет назад +6

      dequan spruill
      hAHAAA

    • @Kenta880
      @Kenta880 5 лет назад +4

      dequan spruill Lmao

    • @LRrealest
      @LRrealest 5 лет назад +14

      That shit was funny as fuck

    • @AlfieTank
      @AlfieTank 4 года назад +1

      Instant kill😂😂

  • @LiamsComment
    @LiamsComment 5 лет назад +637

    Woman: I just said that!
    Patrice: See how we don't listen to you?
    Bahahahahaha

  • @ludosanderz
    @ludosanderz 7 лет назад +94

    Patrice and Pat together always put a smile on my face

  • @TheOffender000
    @TheOffender000 4 года назад +2

    Jesus Christ! I have been watching these old clips of Patrice for 2 hours, and it doesn’t get old!

  • @therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed
    @therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed 2 года назад +13

    I was 10 years old watching this show when it aired. Needless to say, it changed my life.

    • @bbz232
      @bbz232 2 года назад +1

      Same. When other kids were watching cartoon shows I was watching this lol

  • @JohnDoe-zu9ls
    @JohnDoe-zu9ls 7 лет назад +397

    Patrice picks up Kevin Hart on his knee like he's completely weightless

    • @romeotango8324
      @romeotango8324 5 лет назад +27

      Because Kevin Hart is the size of Gary Coleman

    • @Zonens
      @Zonens 5 лет назад +17

      I mean Patrice was literally a foot taller & probably close to 200lbs heavier. It’d be as easy as an average sized person picking up a child. Lol

    • @damnthisuser
      @damnthisuser 3 года назад +5

      That shit was hilarious

    • @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd
      @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd 3 года назад

      @@romeotango8324 I feel like this might be an exaggeration.

    • @bklynbam1978
      @bklynbam1978 2 года назад

      I distinctly remember seeing that 20 years ago but could never find the clip. Happened upon it today

  • @NicS_313
    @NicS_313 7 лет назад +85

    25 minutes goes fast when you're crying with laughter. miss the mr.p

  • @gillroygarlic3616
    @gillroygarlic3616 4 года назад +761

    Patrice wasn’t fat. He was just filled of jokes and game.

    • @ErnestoMike
      @ErnestoMike 3 года назад +13

      Never heard it put that way, that was beautiful.

    • @Forgan_Mreeman
      @Forgan_Mreeman 3 года назад +8

      jokes and game oozed out of him

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 3 года назад +18

      Which type of diabetes is that again?

    • @busyrand
      @busyrand 3 года назад +2

      Best comment of the thread....

    • @markpowell7470
      @markpowell7470 3 года назад

      He was FAT and he was FUNNY....the two are not exclusive

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 2 месяца назад +2

    Pat Cooper laughing at Patrice's roast lines is a HUGE compliment. Pat was never shy about calling out a hack, he was OFFENDED when someone wasn't funny.

  • @rjmoney9
    @rjmoney9 3 года назад +133

    Patrice’s “I’m gonna strap both of your jokes to my chest and run through Palestine” is the only live improvised comeback to save a situation that can compete with Norm’s “chairman of the bored” on conan.
    Rest In Peace norm, Rest In Peace Patrice. The two greatest.

    • @themightysquid
      @themightysquid 2 года назад +7

      That was the joke that put me in tears! How much does comedy miss that beast?!! There will never be another.

    • @dnbd_3026
      @dnbd_3026 Год назад

      Explain the joke?

    • @tigrantumanyan8545
      @tigrantumanyan8545 Год назад +1

      Those two touched me the most man, best comment out there brother:(

    • @paulprzywozny3925
      @paulprzywozny3925 Год назад +5

      @@dnbd_3026 The two previous comedians failed at saying anything to make the crowd laugh, which comedians calling bombing. So patrice said hed take their jokes (bombs) and run through Palestine, a place synonymous with terrorist activities and attacks.

    • @dnbd_3026
      @dnbd_3026 Год назад +1

      @@paulprzywozny3925 Thankss, Quite the timeless joke, or atleast topical right now 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @BillM1960
    @BillM1960 7 лет назад +71

    Patrice was a gem. He is missed.

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th 5 лет назад +81

    “Thanks for being the only guy in showbiz with a goatee.”

  • @kensheebattousai
    @kensheebattousai 5 лет назад +104

    If he were still alive, we'd be blessed to have Netlix throw a huge pile of money for him to put a special on their platform. Dude's wit is so quick and spontaneous, it takes everyone a few seconds to even process the joke. That's why the laughs are sometimes delayed. He could have watered down his talent and made it simpler for us common folk but the dude was too rough and authentic to be tamed. A comic's comic as Bill Burr would say.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 4 года назад +5

      He actually did refine his style without giving up anything. Mr. P was exactly that. I think it was better than Elephant In The Room.

  • @kknumber20
    @kknumber20 2 года назад +24

    He’s a translator. He’s sees and hears what people are trying to do and translates it into comedy. He notices the exact moment there’s tension when people aren’t being accurate and getting each other and he translates that shit. He was so funny because everything he said was true in the moment. It’s why he shines more in these settings than straight standup.

    • @spideranansi929
      @spideranansi929 2 года назад

      You could tell he was very intuitive about people and his surroundings, and was able to translate that in a comedic way. I think it also shows how brave he was as a comedian. He didnt allow himself, to second guess himself, albeit his lightening quick wit

  • @victorsithodolos9159
    @victorsithodolos9159 2 года назад +42

    I could listen to Patrice all day he was a comedic genius

  • @tcvttcvt4305
    @tcvttcvt4305 8 лет назад +302

    'white shell less turtle' LOL

    • @nickpayne4724
      @nickpayne4724 7 лет назад +15

      came here specifically to like this comment lmfao

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 6 лет назад +3

      @@nickpayne4724 best roast ever

    • @LiogCeartas
      @LiogCeartas 5 лет назад +11

      The Sky Luke
      Norton do look like those shell-less Koopas from Mario Bros.

    • @Theboomdoctor
      @Theboomdoctor 5 лет назад +5

      I was fucking dying

    • @yazarthe1stsin395
      @yazarthe1stsin395 4 года назад +1

      i couldnt have laughed harder💀

  • @HeadNtheCloudsTV
    @HeadNtheCloudsTV 6 лет назад +467

    The funnier thing is not Patrice but to watch how uncomfortable everyone else is with Patrice being so good on the show and them lowkey trying to take him down lol. Thats what I see.

    • @freilezjawa8328
      @freilezjawa8328 4 года назад +15

      Jeah because its a compilation of the best part of Patrice you dumb fuck

    • @smileishousin
      @smileishousin 4 года назад +28

      You can clearly tell they all defer to him. They always want to hear what he has to say.

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 4 года назад +11

      Man it was pathetic when Lisa Lamponelli was caught with the notes and just started spewing 'you're fat' stuff out

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 3 года назад +6

      except Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Nick Dipaolo, and the rest of the Cellar crew. Patrice actually looked up to Colin, Patrices girlfriend said it

    • @Spaceghost5446
      @Spaceghost5446 3 года назад

      @@tedthecommenter5364 greg giraldo also

  • @cbalaxc
    @cbalaxc 5 лет назад +29

    18:55 Patrice HAMMERS him perfectly- the guy has absolutely nothing and just silently has his “calm tea” hahah Patrice is the best
    Ralphie May is huge here

  • @billybobthornton5662
    @billybobthornton5662 2 года назад +12

    "independent film hair" and "kevin bacon's uncle" have come in handy 10/10 times when I need a quick insult on the fly

  • @isziebzzebizis1873
    @isziebzzebizis1873 3 года назад +16

    I loved how Patrice would tell everyone's jokes better and throw them for a curveball.

  • @johnj5726
    @johnj5726 5 лет назад +30

    He was a comic genius. Wish there was still funny shows like this on tv.

  • @roberttulibacki7332
    @roberttulibacki7332 5 лет назад +15

    Patrice was ahead of his time and one of the true goat's of comedy RIP big man.

    • @andremotivation6561
      @andremotivation6561 5 лет назад +1

      He was such a natural, I hope in an alternate universe Patrice is having the same career as Richard Pryor.

  • @MuMu124
    @MuMu124 7 лет назад +221

    lmao Patrice is what all men dream of being

  • @iscream2232
    @iscream2232 4 года назад +34

    I hope one day they remaster this show and give it a proper release on streaming/blu ray. This show was so goddamn good. I was a O and A fan since the WNEW days since I was 11 and these comics were responsible for a lot of my sense of humor/outlook on things.

  • @Sealwithwificonnection
    @Sealwithwificonnection 4 года назад +7

    Man, I know this is Patrice's compilation but Pat Cooper's chemistry with him was awesome. Cooper really won my respect in these last few weeks

  • @juventusfc0520
    @juventusfc0520 7 лет назад +156

    He was too quick. There was no one better.

    • @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd
      @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd 3 года назад

      Vos could be quick too.

    • @moonlasers2495
      @moonlasers2495 3 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 3 года назад +2

      @@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd except you couldn’t understand him

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 3 года назад +3

      @T Cook if you understand him you also have to speak as unclearly as Vos. It’s 60% spit and 40% dialogue

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 3 года назад

      @@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd get out. NOW.

  • @mezzaninex
    @mezzaninex 8 лет назад +212

    17:38 holy shit, Patrice's disembodied hand pointing and laughing at Kevin Hart's awful Shaq impression is one of the best things I've ever seen.

    • @VerifiedFiveIron
      @VerifiedFiveIron 7 лет назад +32

      It was probably the first and last time little Kev attempted an impression of anyone.

    • @Faustaine
      @Faustaine 6 лет назад +2

      He did that joke at Shaqs Allstar comedy jam. Shaq almost fell out his seat laughing

    • @rippindrummer666
      @rippindrummer666 4 года назад +6

      What made that even better was the fact that Kevin called Patrice asking if he should do that bit on the show. Patrice told him he should knowing that it would bomb which is why Patrice was laughing so hard.

  • @PrimordialChaos9
    @PrimordialChaos9 5 лет назад +35

    Patrice was a great comic. I loved his style and how he said what was on his mind. He was a genius with coming up with material right on the spot. The comic world truly misses you. Rest in power brother.

  • @colintimp1372
    @colintimp1372 Год назад +13

    I love how he rips Norton apart. I was dying at the Shell-less Turtle 🐢. They were such great friends. Too many of these people died way too young.

  • @JuanRodriguez-jf8lh
    @JuanRodriguez-jf8lh 4 года назад +32

    21:21
    "Oh boy, it's a great reality starring Ralphie, called 'having trouble standing' starring Ralphie May, and his co-star that thing in the front of his sweatpants"
    That bit always gets me, Patrice was one of the best to ever do it man

  • @TheeAccountable
    @TheeAccountable 7 лет назад +55

    9:35 "independent film hair" who comes up with that, fucking brilliant

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 7 лет назад +295

    You hear a lot about having an open dialogue about race. But in reality, it's a minefield. When Patrice talks about race, he's open, honest and not angry. He's quite funny too, but he really cuts to the point on issues. That's what I liked about him.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 6 лет назад +20

      I miss him, it was the only hope we had to actually get past racism. now it will just recede into behind closed doors and resentful whispers

    • @quincyhines8092
      @quincyhines8092 5 лет назад +8

      Exactlyyyy. Keeps race funny to keep you listening plus yes he does get to the point

    • @mattybhoy6522
      @mattybhoy6522 5 лет назад +29

      I like it, from both sides. Just a couple of black and white guys having a good ol time talking shit with each other. No hang ups, just free and relaxed accepting the differences and having fun about it. How it should be

    • @colluminati2988
      @colluminati2988 5 лет назад +2

      @@mattybhoy6522 ikr

    • @YouzACoopa
      @YouzACoopa 5 лет назад +9

      him and Antony doing the 'nigga vs a nazi' taxi challenge is one of the most incredible radio bits ever

  • @perfecto25
    @perfecto25 7 лет назад +132

    "Im not bombing, Im gonna strap one of your jokes to myself and run through Palestine"
    lololol

    • @jgrullon32
      @jgrullon32 3 месяца назад

      Jews would like that

  • @EffingCameron
    @EffingCameron 3 года назад +44

    We DESPERATELY need comedians with the ability to go at eachother like this again...even though this show was hit or miss and could get uncomfortable at least everyone was put through the ringer and they all came out as better comedians... nothing comes close to the level of savagery mostly because Twitter would just get it canceled lmao

  • @chaospoet
    @chaospoet 4 года назад +133

    The women forcing themselves on him part and the look on that woman's face is the funniest goddamned thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • @youtubesucks9689
    @youtubesucks9689 2 года назад +63

    "He can't even improv his emotions!" Man, Patrice was so funny. The impressive thing about Patrice for me is how confident he was, especially around other men. Anyone who has grown up without a father knows how awkward male interactions can be as a young adult. Add on the fact he was usually the only black guy in the group. Huge confidence and presence.

    • @RxTerps
      @RxTerps Год назад +1

      Spot on ! 💯

    • @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511
      @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 Год назад +2

      his size and that he's black are massive sources of confidence. you can say things that smaller guys can't, because few people are gonna kick your ass, and you can say a bunch of racial stuff that is given a pass which would n't be given if roles reversed. he was playing with a stacked deck. still excellent, but still he had a huge advantage

    • @bob3007
      @bob3007 Год назад

      @@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 shut up and go back to bed , grandpa 🤒🤒🤕🤕😷😷

    • @bob3007
      @bob3007 Год назад

      @@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆☠☠💀💀👻👻🤞

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah he was smart enough to use those things to his advantage.you say it like he cheated or something

  • @JoonhwaKim
    @JoonhwaKim 8 лет назад +83

    he is a truly comedy genius

  • @Anonymous-wr8hs
    @Anonymous-wr8hs 4 года назад +10

    There isn't one famous comedian today that Patrice didn't absolutely destroy. He is the ONLY person that I never met that I actually miss to this day. He is the greatest comic to me of all time. I really wish I could have seen him do comedy now.

    • @deadshot4245
      @deadshot4245 2 месяца назад

      Amen to that him and norm my top favorites

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 4 года назад +36

    "Why can't he just say he's given the jobs to his friends?"
    Damn that quote aged perfectly

  • @epheyeTK
    @epheyeTK 3 года назад +2

    About every couple of months I go back and watch Patrice for a few days. Man, I really wish he was here today. Such an awesome dude.

  • @Fausto410
    @Fausto410 5 лет назад +87

    "gimme back my ten " 😂

  • @stokes58
    @stokes58 6 лет назад +23

    I could watch another half hour of that.

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum 7 лет назад +37

    "He's from the sun"
    Holy shit I'm losing my breath from laughing so hard.

    • @diablito118
      @diablito118 2 года назад +1

      I didn't get it at first ,until I though about it and it was genius. Two seconds ran in my head to get it

  • @LabrnMystic
    @LabrnMystic 2 года назад +3

    This could just be a super cut of all of patrice's laughs, and I would still enjoy it.
    You are sorely missed, Patrice.🙏

  • @branon6565
    @branon6565 4 года назад +105

    He went after comics who used prepared material with a vengeance, he couldn't stand unfunny hacks.....

    • @andrewryan2814
      @andrewryan2814 3 года назад +30

      Most comedians are joke warehouses. Patrice and a few others are joke factories.

    • @agentchaos5572
      @agentchaos5572 3 года назад +11

      @@andrewryan2814 this is a genius way of putting it

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 7 месяцев назад +1

      The warehouse,factory comparison is a good one.

  • @lennycarl0099
    @lennycarl0099 7 лет назад +99

    "good one, kevin bacon's uncle" haha i love patrice

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 7 лет назад +1

      Kevin Niduaza, lol!

    • @tobia.1281
      @tobia.1281 4 года назад +2

      Summed up and dismissed the man entirely in a line

  • @KingEZ33
    @KingEZ33 6 лет назад +19

    These people were SO SALTY behind that laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @mz610
    @mz610 7 лет назад +102

    Starring Ralphie May and that thing in the front of his sweat pants.
    Fuuuuccccckkkkkkk. Ded.

    • @StuntMasta
      @StuntMasta 5 лет назад +8

      yes he is.

    • @LRrealest
      @LRrealest 5 лет назад +7

      Top 3 moments from this video for me

    • @j2times2006
      @j2times2006 4 года назад +4

      Ralphie May had no business being in the same room with Patrice

    • @83delgado
      @83delgado 3 года назад +2

      @@j2times2006 ralphie looked offended

    • @JimJamJ4
      @JimJamJ4 3 года назад +1

      There's levels to this and not many were on Patrice level.

  • @alterego1
    @alterego1 4 года назад +40

    It's sad to see Patrice and Greg Giraldo in these clips. Two legends lost before their prime.

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox 4 года назад +26

    One of the reasons Patrice is so huge here in the UK is that his quick witted humor and him being great at insulting others is very similar to ours

  • @UrbanOutlawsSk8Co
    @UrbanOutlawsSk8Co 5 лет назад +55

    "Sir, get back here with your shoe box sign."

  • @CapitalJ2
    @CapitalJ2 7 лет назад +193

    18:04 "Get back over here with that shoebox sign" LOL

    • @Unkle_Mike
      @Unkle_Mike 5 лет назад +4

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @user-xg5kv2yp6g
      @user-xg5kv2yp6g 5 лет назад +7

      He's so polite while being a dick too

    • @energeez
      @energeez 5 лет назад +2

      lol his sign was so important he cut up a shoebox

    • @dsfs17987
      @dsfs17987 5 лет назад +3

      but you gotta give some credit to the shoe box sign guy - he very quickly realized that he is bombing the wrong interview :D

    • @profchaos100
      @profchaos100 4 года назад +2

      GO BIRDS

  • @sohnetowing9743
    @sohnetowing9743 5 лет назад +100

    He is one dude I never wanted to go see live...and that’s because at any point he could spot you and smoke your ass In front of
    Everyone. Man is a savage

    • @sguraya7223
      @sguraya7223 4 года назад +4

      I would fucking love it if he did that to me

    • @V3rnSqwd5611
      @V3rnSqwd5611 3 года назад +8

      Nobody was safe, Bill Burr said if you were having a good night and on fire roasting the other comics at the comedy clubs and you saw Patrice walk in your heart sank because you knew it was over. Like ok here comes dad. The man captivated the whole room where ever he was.

  • @robertnicholls9917
    @robertnicholls9917 4 года назад +26

    I know people wouldn't believe this but Patrice was actually trying to help Dat Phan, his way of saying, relax, just roll with us.

  • @WorldofWandag
    @WorldofWandag 4 года назад +31

    he's from the sun"
    HOLY SHIT, that was the shortest line that made me laugh so hard.

  • @jmm8476
    @jmm8476 6 лет назад +26

    Patrice is always real. Then keeps it really real with that earl Campbell jersey. I'm crushed that his material is now finite.

  • @adamzez
    @adamzez 4 года назад +81

    love how Patrice can roast someone about their body figure and them not be able to come up with a comeback.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 4 года назад +5

      It would be too hacky, that's why he could get away with it. Geraldo pulled a good one off in these clips.

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes 2 года назад +2

      @@cactusmalone didn’t he die if diabetes? thats fat my guy

  • @WHISTRAYA
    @WHISTRAYA 5 лет назад +11

    Just discovered Patrice. He has to be one of the GOAT's of comedy

  • @ekulanders
    @ekulanders Год назад +4

    Best Talk show ever! RIP Patrice and Greg they were some of the best.

  • @CodyOsburn
    @CodyOsburn 3 года назад +3

    “Gimme back my 10!!” Holy fuck. I’m crying. 🤣🤣🤣