Bandit 1: "you know, Todd, I heard that the government sent one of their top division agents." Bandit 2: "who? The one German guy, or the Russian guy with the machine gun?" Bandit 1: "no, they call him the Rolly Polly." Bandit 2: "why in the hell would someone be called the Rolly Polly?" Bandit 1: "cause apparently that's how he kills his victims." Bandit 2: "what's he going to do? Throw a ball of bugs at you and then shoo- wait. What's that 'Beep' ing sou-" (KABOOM)
Oh god imagine the chaos if both groups did a full collab in an fps game? 😂 IMAGINE A FULL COLLAB IN LIKE LETHAL COMPANY!!! It’s most likely never gonna happen but I can just imagine the amount of impromptu jokes being made. 😂😂😂
“I was trying to throw a grenade to kinda buy me some time, and it bounced off a wall and it came right back to me” My brain: “it bought me time in hell”
“Tux, How much maple syrup would I need to drink before I could feel my blood pumping through my veins?” Most Canadian thing I’ve ever heard. Can rly tell badger is half Canadian.
when moo said "bubble daryl" i almost yelled knowing that was a vanoss reference. its so cool to see my favorite youtubers being part of other awesome channels
0:20 I can't tell you much maple syrup, but approximately 12 mountain dew baja blast straight from taco bell consumed in under 12 minutes will make make your eyes bleed and your veins explode
Badgers. Penguins. Wildcats. Meese. These four nations lived in peace until the people in the comments roasted me for saying “meese” is the correct plural form of “moose” even thought everyone is telling me I’m wrong attacked.
I don't know why, but that one guy getting cut off mid FUC- had me laughing for about ten minutes solid. Seriously, you can tell the voice actors were really having fun hamming it up for this game!
Not gonna lie I feel as Badgers fans went from the start of his first vids and just binged watched it till they reached the year he uploaded it or is that just me?
I've been with him since the old Badgerfield videos, like right before the BF4 beta and I still sit excited and waiting for that notification to pop up
I know what's in the canster it's maple syrup in air form chocking your lungs because the stickeyness makes sure you cant breath by blocking the air ways.
NGL I was hoping there was a vid of you playing with a few members of the banana bus squad, & here’s the vid so awesome badge I hope there’s more vids......9:20 the bubble Darrel omg I remember that....lol
2:11 NGL, I'd do cursed shit to interrogate someone if it's for a good cause. Press the warm milk to their cheek so they know it's warm, pour it into the bowl, pour cheerios, slowly pick every single lucky chamr marshmallow out of a lucky charm box, dropping them on the ground as I do so, then finally eating the soggy cheerio mess witha fork, all while looking him DEAD IN THE EYES.
Great now i just have a mental picture of some random hyena running with the seeker mine chasing them, while they are trying to outrun the seeker mine screaming fu.. you..... before they blow up
You get both, seeing as how so much of Tux's and Bajur's clips are the exact same one from their own perspective. Plus, both are great Tubers, I couldn't choose.
Currently sick with Covid and these videos bring me so much joy haha, redownloading on my ps4 now, I'm going to make Old Man Wrinkle, seeker orb of attention
I'm so glad the "collab" I've always wanted to see, came out five years ago and is technically a sequel. It's so much funnier than I hoped it would be.
No one going to talk about the intro Overlord this is hitman actual I see the tangoes about five clicks out Badger:Tux how much maple syrup would I need to drink before I can feel my blood pumping through my veins
You guys are hilarious with commentary. Every time I tried to deploy the seeker mine it just followed me around. Then I'd hit the left button to target it and it just fizzled out. LOL
All the animals are here, we have the penguin, the moose, the hog with a helmet, and the seal that says he's a Russian badger, either way it's a nice name.
Badger: hey Rolly Polly see that guy
Rolly Polly: yes sir
Badger: I don’t want to
Rolly Polly: understood sir
Bandit 1: "you know, Todd, I heard that the government sent one of their top division agents."
Bandit 2: "who? The one German guy, or the Russian guy with the machine gun?"
Bandit 1: "no, they call him the Rolly Polly."
Bandit 2: "why in the hell would someone be called the Rolly Polly?"
Bandit 1: "cause apparently that's how he kills his victims."
Bandit 2: "what's he going to do? Throw a ball of bugs at you and then shoo- wait. What's that 'Beep' ing sou-"
(KABOOM)
Hahahahaha nice.
@@bmackeb hahahahaha. Nice!
And the sequel, Rolly Polly 2 : Cluster Seeker Mine
Wait till he finds the fire one in division 1
Hostile: "Please, no, I have a daughter!"
Moo: "Oh, that poor orphan."
*BOOM*
xD
Ooft
Please no, I have children!
Badger: I know, they're next
Time to stab some orphans for coins who they gonna tell? There parents?
Isn’t he father to a daughter too?
If it takes 14 ish rounds to kill a guy, and it takes 2 pistol whips to kill a guy... then you hit harder than bullets
You see that depends on how strong the bullets are and how *chunky* the enemy is.
Jesse Rodriguez if you punched as hard as a bullet you would crush the bad guys skull..........and every bone in your hand
Jesse Rodriguez well if you did it a lot then maybe but the first couple dozen times yell break every bone in your arm
You touch someone lightly in the toe with a knife and they die in siege
@@godemperortrump6932 Bullets don't actually have that much force, its just that the moderate amount of force is packed into a really small package
9:26 "bubble darrel" legendary quote from H20, if anyone remember Vanoss's old series. The best
Fucking classic
Yes
Its just a staple now
Yep in gta5
I loved 2015-17
"... Wildcat, as no.3, because every unit needs a vision for the future..."
*future googling man*
You're a genius
Am I ever gonna get married?
No u gon’ die alone
"Why is your body armour comprised solely of kneepads?"
Flexibility.
4:13
I already wanted to call the rollie pollies "mini freckles," so that caboose impression just solidified it for me
Father I crave violence
You ever just... T-pose on Yacht to flex on Ubisoft?
Cease degeneracy
You have out stated your welcome
Yes
As vigil i love to t-pose
Hell yeah
It feels good to see Tyler and Brock playing with badger.
The cross over we never knew we needed but the god bless us with
Oh god imagine the chaos if both groups did a full collab in an fps game? 😂
IMAGINE A FULL COLLAB IN LIKE LETHAL COMPANY!!! It’s most likely never gonna happen but I can just imagine the amount of impromptu jokes being made. 😂😂😂
* knocks on door
Delivery Man: Uhhh sir, I have your package
Me: What?
Delivery Man: Your delivery of ... uh ... 'glocks and kneepads'
Me: Perfect ...
“I was trying to throw a grenade to kinda buy me some time, and it bounced off a wall and it came right back to me”
My brain: “it bought me time in hell”
Cringe
BOOMerang
So, a penguin, a badger, a moose and a pig walk into a war...
DivingHawker later that day the war was lost ...
They say there were mutliple casualties from excessive laughter...
and then preceded to walk up to and then hand invisible glass. Much to the anger of some of the residents.
The. Name. Of. The. Crew. Is. Zoo.
And came out covered in knee pads.
“Tux, How much maple syrup would I need to drink before I could feel my blood pumping through my veins?”
Most Canadian thing I’ve ever heard. Can rly tell badger is half Canadian.
Yes
And then there’s Badger’s brother
aka the Terminator but Canadian
In america, we drink bacon grease instead
@@austintc369
I thought we drank sausage gravy.
I think you need about 500 ml of maple syrup about each day, advised by Canadian
5:08 Are we not going to appreciate that perfectly cut “FUC-“
when moo said "bubble daryl" i almost yelled knowing that was a vanoss reference. its so cool to see my favorite youtubers being part of other awesome channels
0:32 * shaggy walks into a bar *
GHM_ sad this is I also thought of the same thing
“Hey Scoobs, these guys thinks they can beat me with those puny human guns, man!”
*Samuel L Jackson entered the chat*
Reddit attacks
It's super ineffective
When someone is shooting at you with a high speed minigun as you slowly walk towards them with a reverse card taped onto your face.
@@oddacity5883 shaggy is hulk with hair and hidden muscles
Unattended Gasoline, fooking seeker mines?
All I know is that a Pistol whip never runs out of ammo.
What about unmanned Warhounds?
Unattended Gasoline,fooking seeker mines? A badger with a grenade launcher
It is less effective without ammo though, since it would have less weight.
Laser sight plus seeker mines =....."clears throat" FOOKIN LAZER MINES
Ghost Recon Delta17 fooking laser sights
0:20 I can't tell you much maple syrup, but approximately 12 mountain dew baja blast straight from taco bell consumed in under 12 minutes will make make your eyes bleed and your veins explode
how do you know this?
@@wallson4491 experience
but why
@@secfootballs y tho
bet gone wrong maybe?
"that's the dubble darrel for ya"
Me being my name is darrell: wait...
9:26
bubble darrel when you've been with H2O delerious
The name of the crew is zoo
All we missing is Badger’s Brother Bear
Zoo crew
HiddenUnderAHood The crazy psychopatich zoo
The best kind of animal crew
you appear in a video
Badgers.
Penguins.
Wildcats.
Meese.
These four nations lived in peace until the people in the comments roasted me for saying “meese” is the correct plural form of “moose” even thought everyone is telling me I’m wrong attacked.
Moose is the plural dumbfuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH YEAH no it’s meese
Meese really should be the plural form, just for shits and giggles.
His name is moo snuckel which is the male equivalent of a camel toe
9:00 The MP7 doesn't fire 9mm it fires the 4.6x30mm round
people who only play games think theres only like 5 cailbers of ammo. you got your 9mm .45 5.56 7.62 and .50
DELETE DIS
NNNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRDDDDD
there it is
Honestly I don't care since it was a joke.
I don't know why, but that one guy getting cut off mid FUC- had me laughing for about ten minutes solid. Seriously, you can tell the voice actors were really having fun hamming it up for this game!
(God Making Coconuts)
Angel: Brown and hairy
God: Ok
Angel: Filled with white stuff
God: Ok
Angel: So its a mammal
God:(Rips phat bong)Lmao no.
Stealth Pig underrated comment lmao
@Jax the game 20 more people have probably died from cocunuts than sharks
Not gonna lie I feel as Badgers fans went from the start of his first vids and just binged watched it till they reached the year he uploaded it or is that just me?
He has an awesome personality
Half of them are chicks for obvious reasons
Tbh, you just described me in a shellnut.
I've been with him since the old Badgerfield videos, like right before the BF4 beta and I still sit excited and waiting for that notification to pop up
Maybe not all of them, but I've watched his entire series of Rainbow Six videos in like 2 days.
@@VictorDude98 So have I!!! #Tortilla Squad
Dude getting a sponsor FROM Ubisoft is crazy. Now THATS an accomplishment.
1:43 badger has the look of learning what was in the canister.
Concentrated Rook's excrement
I know what's in the canster it's maple syrup in air form chocking your lungs because the stickeyness makes sure you cant breath by blocking the air ways.
In rainbow seige six.
A bunch of kittens being cute thats why the enemys die
"What's in the canister?"
(1:09)
Moo: demo expert
Me:ima bout to end this man's whole career
I'm really happy that badger vids are being sponsored by ubisoft more often. More power to you comrade
All I know is that a 9mm pistol never looses reception
FOOKIN laser sights
Bunnyineer umm fookin’ seeker mines
Heavy
Relieble
You can punch whith it
Mp7 dosent fire 9mm tho
@@yanniklemm4108 Well I said Pistol not mp7
Enemy soldiers: "Hostile Spotted, 1/2 a click ahead of us, move in. Fire when ready!"
Badger: "I got a roley poley Mi familia its fine" "OOOOHHH"
its not click.... jesus...
Roses are red
The grass is greener
When badger uploads
Up goes my peener
10000 subscribers for our lord Maximillianmus you are the best poet I have ever heard
Needs pin
Ohh yeah yeah
F.B.I OPEN UP
Im crying tears of maple syrup joy
NGL I was hoping there was a vid of you playing with a few members of the banana bus squad, & here’s the vid so awesome badge I hope there’s more vids......9:20 the bubble Darrel omg I remember that....lol
2:11 NGL, I'd do cursed shit to interrogate someone if it's for a good cause. Press the warm milk to their cheek so they know it's warm, pour it into the bowl, pour cheerios, slowly pick every single lucky chamr marshmallow out of a lucky charm box, dropping them on the ground as I do so, then finally eating the soggy cheerio mess witha fork, all while looking him DEAD IN THE EYES.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you
Well aparenty 67.6 million pounds there you go badger for the maple syrup thing
Edit) most likes yeah! My 2nd most is 3
what did you look up to find this
mighty retarded flying mango they know from experience 😂
I went to a dark place
Canada
@@bretta.6926 yo, im actually canadian
Tuxbird=Penguin
TheRussianBadger=Badger
Moo=Moose
WildCat=Pig
Not just pig... *Ligma-Pig*
Wildcat = wildcat
*Yeeter Agent*
I love how the entire team are animals.
Badger: Badger/Seal
Tux: Penguin
Moo: Moose
Wildcat: Pig
Huh.
A juggernaut goes into battle.
Wildcat & Moo: “Allow me to introduce ourselves.”
As for the juggernaut he "CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE" and was a fool.
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said:
*im sending out a Rollie-Pollie*
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said:
*FUCK THE DIVISION*
Petition to have melee weapons added to The Division 2
Tyler Wolfguard i would like to have an option to manually turn on a flashlight because damn this games exceedingly dark at night.
@@salom902 That'd be cool too
A hatchet like the Hunters would be awesome, including the execution animations for downed Agents
Hachet: Hunters wannabe
Knife: Regular memey boi
Crowbar: *[Is that a motherfucking "Haiyore Nyaruko san" Reference?]*
Cool guys don't use melee weapons, they pistol whip. :)
What's in his backpack? Lion's drone...
Lion and his drone
@@tango8348 Don't forget his bibble
What's in his backpack?
SUPA HAWT CHEETOS.
The second amendment.
And lots of it...
Man, I love Moo Snuckle and Wildcat (when he gets away from Fortnite). Y'all need to play more together, if possible. Good shit.
Dude, you would make an AWESOME video on Doom, no doubt. Keep up the great work my man
"Why are you carrying around 16 glocks and kneepads?"
My Goals are beyond your understanding
1:28 future googling man returns
“There’s the bouble darrel for ya”
-- Moo, circa 2019
Every time I hear the words “secret agent man” I think of ace
Great now i just have a mental picture of some random hyena running with the seeker mine chasing them, while they are trying to outrun the seeker mine screaming fu.. you..... before they blow up
That outro song though! Went to that link and straight vibed! Keep up the great work Badger!
At 2:00 the real torture would be being forced to watch someone eat a kit kat bar whole without braking off the individual kit kats.
A koe fan ı see
Never ask a Canadian the 0:13 question cuz they will answer
Angus Johnson how do you know that?...
Angus Johnson aaaaaaaaaand you didn’t get the joke
Angus Johnson HEY...
Is no’ bad
@@generalgrievous3667I think he ultra ded now
The answer to this question would be 1960 500 and a half bottles
Which video is better
Like Badgers is better
Comment Moos, Tuxs or Wildcats is
You get both, seeing as how so much of Tux's and Bajur's clips are the exact same one from their own perspective. Plus, both are great Tubers, I couldn't choose.
Vanoss and Delirious
Currently sick with Covid and these videos bring me so much joy haha, redownloading on my ps4 now, I'm going to make Old Man Wrinkle, seeker orb of attention
Anybody else saw that?
*THE T-POSING PENGUIN*
See*
Holy shit the crossover I never wanted but never knew I needed
Noooo not the milk before the cereal!!😬
I just don't eat cereal with milk...
RussianBadger:"that is the biggest backpack i have ever seen".
Sam Porter bridges:"Allow me to introduce myself".
to hear "the bubble daryle" makes me remind of that great day in los santos with vanoss and his friends. the feels
Government shutdown: the video game
This comment aged well
i like how you are still wearing that shirt your brother gifted you to christmas. *WAAADDUUUUUPP*
I miss when seekers were actually able to track and my main build would clear rooms with a single cluster mine.
I'm so glad the "collab" I've always wanted to see, came out five years ago and is technically a sequel. It's so much funnier than I hoped it would be.
Anyone else just think russian badger is one of the few actually downright hilarious gamers of today
"that's the bubble darrel for ya..."
Best lines from moo ever
Especially if you know where it’s from.
Pretty talented gameplay. U must have been playin with airpods instead of headphones, right?
AirPod_Gang mr.homeless
@@petersacerdote3367 AirPods and homelessness don't go together. He's appropriating my culture :(
R/woooosh???
NOBODY LIKE OR DISLIKE THIS POST. LET IT STAY AT 69 LIKES FOREVER
@@yellowbiscuits5330 DID IT SOUND LIKE I WAS JOKING???? FIRST SAMSUNG TRYNA COPY ME, AND NOW HOMELESS PEOPLE WANNA HOP ON THE WAVE!?!???! HELL NAH
I just got a notification from tux berb on his division vid while watching this, nice
10:45 "My fist does not need reloading."
Wow, Moo said bubble daryl I had to stop and rewatch, That was amazing.
This is the closest we have to a vanoss/badger crossover
10:34 that door close tho
First time seeing the title, didn’t understand, second time, “HE’S SECRET, AGENT MAN!”
Moo and Wildcat are a scary duo in general lol
Seeing moo and wildcat in a badger video is like an epic tv crossover
6:06 LION FROM R6?
10:09
[Joshua's pistol whippin' .45]
3
YEE YEE BRUTHER
Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang was also a great part of Ace Ventura When Nature Calls! "LIKE A GLOVE!"
No one going to talk about the intro
Overlord this is hitman actual I see the tangoes about five clicks out
Badger:Tux how much maple syrup would I need to drink before I can feel my blood pumping through my veins
The Division: Pewdiepie
The Plague: T-Series
Haha ur funny
FUCK THE DIVISION
"FUCK THE DIVISION!!!!"
T-Series Fans: *FUCK THE DIVISION!*
You are not the real shaggy, the real shaggy has no side
No, he needs a backpack that big so he can carry his team.
Oh boy I can't wait to play the private beta!
*Laughing in level 30.
You guys are hilarious with commentary. Every time I tried to deploy the seeker mine it just followed me around. Then I'd hit the left button to target it and it just fizzled out. LOL
one year later still coming back to watch this video. STILL think brock and badger would be best friends
1:38 is it just me or Badger reminds me of Robbie Rotten :.)
He Looks Like A Bootleg Quentin Tarantino
Nobody:
Elon: 2:25, *hysterically laughs
Awesome video man keep it up!
All the animals are here, we have the penguin, the moose, the hog with a helmet, and the seal that says he's a Russian badger, either way it's a nice name.
9:27 ah the good old days of GTA Online
11:33 No wonder gas prices are so high
Play of the game: Rollie Pollie
gets the bubble darrel
**E1M1 plays louder**
BUBBLE DARRYL BITCH!
Just listening with it in the background and I hear "I we already new we could inter- *video add starts playing* -upt their gripes. perfect timing.
Legend has it the first boss' backpack can hold the whole universe in it.
Can we get sum R6 vids on Kiad and Nomad?
you mean Kiad and Manod right?
pls yes
Bruh dis badger we're talking about he has not even done a video on clash yet so good luck
Its kaid not kiad
Too busy with sponsored boring games. Pretty soon we will see mobile games.
Badger out here using ghost recon wildlands voicelines
The MP7 is not 9mm, it's 4.6x30
THANK YOU
Me: Sees Title
Also me: “I understood that reference!”