OPERATION YOINK THE DECLARATION | The Division 2
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Heavenly: knows almost anything about the D.C. area
Also Heavenly: Forgets the name of the Declaration of Independence
He knows the important things
@@WitherDJ damn
@@mediocri5y I am right though.
He is a man of practicality.
Got that piece of paper?
“The most important document in US history” ah yes the list of secret ingredients for KFC chicken
Commissar Dale hahahahahahhaaahahhhahhhaaaaahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahhhah damnit thats funny
Yes
Nah it’s the kraby patty secret formula
And the back is the recipe for the Krabby Patty.
Fun fact the ingredients are:
Salt
Thyme
Basil
Oregano
Celery salt
Black pepper
Dried mustard
Paprika
Garlic salt
Ground ginger
And finally white pepper.
Except the colonel has a secret 12th ingredient
MSG (monosodium glutamate)
All jokes aside, Heavenly getting excited and giddy showing the badjur group around his city is a really wholesome experience and made me genuinely smile
It is some whack stuff when you have near map perfect replication in a game. Hell, even if it isn't map perfect, but some landmark references. I remember playing MW2 (which is not map perfect) when I was living in NoVA, and at one point the screen cuts over to an EAS alert for Prince Georges County to head to evacuation centers. I'm sitting there like, "WTF is happening across the bridge?!" as I reach for the remote to turn to a local news station. Then felt like a complete moron for a good few minutes once realization kicked in.
that's nice
No cap heavenly and I were baptized in the same fucking church.
@@rcslyman8929 i love stuff like that when a local tells you about trivia you won't find in the tourist guide
@@rosiered6712 that's hella awesome
That whole "how did the pandemic spread so fast" aged like f*cking milk in summer
Damn straight
A mighty oof indeed. ._.'
Can someone in DC confirm that the donut shop made it? I need chicken and donuts
@@flopus7 Not from DC, but can confirm, the donut shop is ok.
Pretty sure Covid didn’t spread through almost all of NYC in a matter of days
Heavenly's "oh my God" while looking at the donut shop really sounded like he was looking at his first just born child.
Rightfully so
The pride in his words.
6:49
It's better than having a kid because donut shops dont disappoint you
@@setonnguyen2016 you've never been to a Dunkin donuts
Badger’s joke: snickers and j’s
Heavenly: MY MAN YOU GOTTA BUS PASS BACK THERE?
It really do be like that sometimes.
funny as it is, i don't think Badger was the one who said that
If they did there would need to be holy fire
shimmyking4 yeah it was grouse
He was holding the fucking straw he was slurping hulk sauce from
"They blocked by the specific ocean" -Heavenly 2019
"You didn't pass geography did you heavenly?"
Grouse-2019
“You know what this calls for right? WE GOING TO THE DONUT SHOP!!!” -heavenly 2019
“YEAH!!!” -Grouse 2019
I wish he would be more *PACIFIC*
8:58 grouse: there's a bomb on me
Badger: *instantly shoots at grouse detonating the bomb*
Sacrifices where needed
"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make" - Lord Distantfour
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heavenly probably the source of badgers slang, speech and gaming mannerisms.
3 years later and I can say this shit be true
No disrespect Bajur, but Heavenly carried this video.
I think I busted a lung
who the duck is Bajur, it's almost like you're trying to say bonjour but don't speak french
@@mobiushelldoctor1423 i think he meant badger
@@kacpernap2863 r/woosh also bajur is what the entire discord calls him
penguin or burger, or bubonic, or everything else he puts at the end of his old battlefield 1 vids
*MAH MAN YOU GOT A BUS PASS BACK THERE?*
Heavenly talks like the guy with the cottonfield field trip story.
WE WAS SINGIN SONGS'N'SHIT
Oh my god thank you for this!
Oh my gosh he does!
''MY MAN YOU GOTTA BUS PASS BACK THERE!" - heavenly 2019
heavenly, this man needs to be in every vid from now on
One thing..... Watch his fucking videos
he already is in like, every fuckin g video, lmao
The Grouse has to be in every video
@@jclinton4473 well duh
the best videos are the ones where heavenly and jell0 just say stupid shit the entire time
Heavenly had me cracking up at 7:11
"My man u gotta buss pass back dere?"
Coolmusicplaylist 7:08*
"I make my way to get my fried chicken for the day, like I do everyday, and then there are people shootin' at me, and I'm like: *Damn. Wednesday already?* "
Fuck I'm stupid
As someone who does in fact live in Baltimore I can confirm that this is accurate.
@@Walkthroughwarrior95 So who's the plebs with the uncommon and common gear, and who's the guys who grinded or bought their way to the rare, epic and legendary gear?
Detroit in a nutshell:
Stealing the Declaration of Independence while in a donut-induced, guns-blazing baby rage sounds like the most American thing you’ve ever conceptualised
It's like "ammmmmerica"
@@davvidcement4903 correction you mean ‘murica
'Merica
So kids, what did we learn today? *_"There's no such thing as excessive force!"_*
No it's *THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS POLICE BRUTALITY.*
@@goddhoward7453 Did someone say... *_POLICE BRUTALITY?_*
Cloaker I NEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG!
@@foxydash9992 *_HEY SO, I HAVE THIS DRUM SOLO IM WORKING ON._*
Cloaker HOXTON HELP
We need more Heavenly in our lives, dude's a walking meme.
6:45 it would be funny if there would be a hologram of you guys in the donutshop having fun was added... It would say missing not deceased tho
Cursed Wither, I would buy the game just to see that first than play the rest of the game
6:22
"Unemployed and dead , the way it should be"
Did he just say he wanted to get rid of greece
The mans got a smart pistol for a mouth
*HE.DONT.MISS*
Heavenly is my favorite now like *this man COULD NOT be blacker*
Biggest wigger in Washington
Profan1ty did he ask for watermelons
@@aswo6207 this mans wednesday consists of him getting fried chicken (as he does every day) and getting shot at if he hasnt asked for watermelon yet
*HE WILL*
Profan1ty faaaaaacts
WHERE BE MY BOI GRIZZY
Combination for the lock is
1
5
7
Axe
"One, Two, Six, SHIT"
@Speedy Racer 4 *1 2 3 7
this was a resident evil 7 reference?
@Speedy Racer 4 Only weebs get it. Don't @ me if you don't know
LOL
That part with the dude being high and thinking that national treasure was a documentary had me crying.
same
He was drunk
Yo he ain't kidding. Chinatown metro DUMMY stacked with people during rush hour.
DEADASS
Ey bro where Astros at?
Nah have u seen it before a nationals game it’s fucking insane.
Heavenly Father was baptized whilst eating Astro’s
lol
Meme Review Hell, yeah 😂
Nah he was baptised in a deep fryer.
Oh man heavenly had me straight up laughin for a solid 5 mins.
Ikr
As a DC resident, can confirm this is 100% accurate to my daily life
@@ashtonaimes2299 agreed
As a brazilian I just realized he said "Fogo de chão", that pronunciation almost killed me of laughter. LOL
What does that mean? (If you don’t mind)
@@Mae0512 "Fogo de chão" means "fire from the floor" when translated literally, it is traditional barbecue method we have in Brasil, where you dig a hole and start a fire inside it to cook the meat.
@@feboross thank you!!
Heavenly you heavenly father, continue to represent us DC/Maryland Locals, could not breathe for half the video because of this man and because of how relatable it is, thanks for probably making this in my top ten favorite youtube videos EVER
Badger. I'll give you 50 bucks to eat fried chicken on camera.
oh hell yeah brother
Shiggity sham
Shit, wazzup fam
Finally
A fetish I can get behind 👌
WET
Better be a bucket tho
Heavenly's wonderment throughout this entire video is just absurdly funny. I'd imagine I'd be just as excited if the town I spent 20 years of my life in was in a video game and nearly perfectly accurate.
“Only this time it’s with the home crew, and you know what that means.” A whole lot of memes and some quality content.
"That piece of paper from the documentary"
6:44 like deadass bro....I had tears...like I close my eyes and tears ran down. Then I said "yes...my boi is happy....I'm happy" no lie
okay soldiers we have two missions today: go to a donuts shop or steal the declaration of independence. you only got time for one of those. soldiers come back 6 hours later with donuts, you made the right decision.
um sir what about mac and cheese do we leave it cuz kids gonna throw chairs if we dont get it
can i go get the donuts with extra chocolate om it?
yo bro we got time for a mcdonalds run while we out there bro?
Main reason I love this series: them cocking fire arms aggressively as they stare at npc's to each other and back to npc's
For badger stealing the Declaration of Independence be like
Just like the simulations
Me3we3 these Star Wars Battlefront II references makes me want to steal the piece of paper from the documentary
Just like the documentary
security officers guarding the declaration: Sector clear.
Badger: Hello there!
Security officers: *NOT CLEAR, NOT CLEAR!!!!*
Heavenly: I THINK I'M BOUT TO STEAL!
@@nodeloliver6201 crushes Xbox controller
Astro Doughnuts Washington DC
38°53'54.0"N 77°01'49.5"W
And the Church of epiphany
*Black dude comes out the donut shop.
"SIR, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut!"
*Dips shades.
Cease with your Iron Man 2 references
Alex Orr
Nah, I saw the opportunity, and took it.
"And he just, TOOK it?!"
As soon as heavenly said “fogo de chao” (especially since he lives in Maryland as do I) my eyes widened cus I went there the other day
That's awesome. A guy I played with during division one works in NYC and we were fighting right by where he works.
7:37 No wonder why he’s called “Heavenly”
Tries to steal the declaration of independence without Nicholas cage.
Nicholas cage: am I a joke to you.
N-NANI!
Heavenly: *gets Sriracha on the Declaration of Independence*
Freedom: “Am I a joke to you?”
@@tetrobro5182
Heavenly: *Doesn't find the doughnut shop where he expects*
Heavenly: "Am I a joke to you"
Also Heavenly: *Cries tears of joy when they found the doughnut shop*
@ITz xFleqii Ctrl C + Ctrl V lmao
"Scream at him to revive him faster"
Damn I didn't know he had the inspire skill already!
So this video and Heavenly's recommendation of Astro's actually had me and my crew hit it up over a convention weekend in DC and gyat DAYUM them chicken and donuts were GOOOOOOOOD bro!
N *eekaj* olas Cage
adarsh sirsat DAMN
This is so sad can we 🤠
It’s pronounced Nikolaj
Yo this documentary is really trippin' me out man
you mean to tell me that national treasure wasn't a documentary?
Ya Boi No, it was a romcom between one man and his national treasure...some blonde chick nobody knows.
Tetro Bro your telling me it wasn’t a porno
@@wdegaray5004 what kinda movie did you download
9:50 Lockpicking increased to 16
Nicolas Cage:I'm gonna steal thr declaration of independence.
Badger: Can we get donuts along the way?
Nicholas Cage wants to know your location
Don’t show again
Deny
Kapkan Besuda it’s at 69, perfect
Heavenly is my favorite character in this anime
This isn't anime. Its a documentary
@@DORRogue Hot damn you're right
Heavenly: "i told you we were stealing the declaration of Independence" * crushes Xbox controller* that gets me Everytime I rewatch this 😂🤣
I started laughing so hard at "I thought National Treasure was a Documentary!"
I’m proud to live in Maryland now that I know heavenly lives there
Same
Same
I’m in York XD
same what part pg?
Harford County bruva
I think grouse is my favorite now, for 'murican reasons.
*racks shotgun with patriotic tears*
6:41 Heavenly straight up crying from this.
Spamming shotguns, sarge would be very proud
Welp I'm rewatching red vs. Blue now
Badger at 2.5 MILL you should fly to a random fan to eat fried chicken with them.
Nah b sumthing that big it's gotta be at 5 mill
Why not fly at Houston or H-TOWN and eat good old tacos?
Don't let this video distract you from the fact that steel is heavier 'n feathers
Ah know, but they're both a kilogram
@@elijahdowell7679 but steel is heavier 'n feathers
@@devilfruittrafficker4108 wot
Heavenly on the other side of the map "I cant believe it"
Stephen Freeman, I picture the heavenly saw a circle with a hole in the middle he would with the powers of the flash run all the way across the map
Just a hunch, I think heavenly likes doughnut shops.
“This time it’s with the home crew, and you know what that means?
Cuz I sure don’t...”
The Russian Bergur 2019
Badger’s ability to spin the craziest and most amazing stories out of random clips never ceases to amaze me
I love it when Heavenly when he gets getting all enthusiastic, it's great. Shit, I want a tour led by by HF
His hairline receding
His sub count respectable
And most importantly his hologram
DUMMY THICC
Replace "Dummy thicc" with "enlarges my testicles" and you're good.
He don’t let this game distract you from the fact that mr crabs sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents
Fuck, he did tho
557deadpool God bless!
In this Episode watch as Badger and friends commit Treason.
Chief Nyanta It's Treason then...
THIS IS SOME SERIOUS HERESY
@@cybervanguard8145 BURN IN HOLY FIRE!
FOR THE EMPEROR!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
TAKE NO PRISONERS!! AEOGHAILRUAHIGHAD;UIH;AHKILYH!!!!!!!
@5:35 "this dude's two fuckin blocks away"
My man's over here just tryna get a donut
@7:03
Me: eat home made ramen
Heavenly: my man you got a bus pass back there
Me: noodles fly out of nose
Me: gatdamit heavenly
Earliest Badger- Rambling about multiplayer aspects
Earlier Badger- Epic meme song intros (sometimes facecam)
Present Day Bajur- voice over cartoons with captions
"I THINK I'M BOUT TO STEAL"
lmao
This video was hilarious a year ago, but it's getting weirdly and scarily more relevant today.
Shoulda been Seattle ngl
I don’t really watch streams or much in game content but I could seriously watch your squad play Division 2 for hours. It’s hilarious.
Skinny John looks like Spider Man at the end of Infinity War.
WHY
Mr Stark...
I...
*AM DUMMY THICC*
Yo he fuckin' dead
Ooof
12:03 *Angry black man denied donuts after outbreak, BURNS half of DC metro area*
Damn he must of drunk the hulk juice
Or just a tuesday for Florida Man...
Mmmmmm this aged well.
Damn, this video hits different after Capitol Hill...
Badger is the type of dude to use chicken grease as lube...
Velixerz ew
In an unironic way you’re probably right.
WET.
I feel like heavenly name is kyle secretly, so he has to be baptized with monster.
11:06 Heavenly thinks he’s ‘bout to steal a new controller.
3:37
Funniest thing badger has told, but if anything, Grouses JFK Copycat joke has me dying every time.
When your watching this in 2021 and this is just DC
Damn, though this was a National Treasure movie review
7:42 Notre Dame
I live 20 minutes away from dc and heavenlys favorite spots are my favorite spots there. Especially around Mt. Vernon Square
7:02 *D O N U T S*
How high was heavenly or we really just that excited about doughnuts and fried chicken?
Dude, he lives there. And thats the place he goes to like all the time. What would you do if you found one of your most favorite places in a videogame?
Heavenly trying to convince the crew to get donut’s: “c’mon c’mon c’mon”
ITS ILLEGAL THAT THIS VIDEO IS 5 YEARS OLD. 2019 couldn't have been that long ago
"Wednesday already?" Another bit for Best of 2019.
Dude, national treasure was my guide book to dc and how to “borrow” all the good shit.
7:32 that is impressive
0:13, america right now
Badger at start of video: “ My main man grouse on my squad
Badger at 11:24 : “ My main man heavenly”
Have u cooked a chicken by slapping it yet
It's in the works as we speak
Nonono, we don't slap, we don't tap, WE *PUNCH*
Current Status: "Nothing personnel kiddo."
Current Location: Right behind you
Boderlands 2
0:00 to 0:19 had me in TEARS
The deceleration of yoindependence
-4 Subscribers with
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Oh nice, a remake of “National Treasure” starring Badger and his friends.
Badger is so good he makes even Ubisoft titles watchable.
2:17
Lol, I just found out I have an uncle in Maryland who I never knew I had.