THE FUTURE IS NOW, COMRADE. | Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2019
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Badger: Uses .50 cal against human targets
Geneva convention: Hol' up
that is funny. but the US already uses 50 cal as snipers
@@timothywhite8130 Against tanks sure, but the .50 cal is an anti material rifle, that's what its designed for
@@lacunarikain2 there has been multiple humans kills with a 50 cal rifle
@@timothywhite8130 If you're gonna get shot by a 7.62 calibre rifle you're pretty much dead anyway. 50. Cal makes no difference in that case.
@@charlie_conn235 range does
"He still volunteers at the soup kitchen..." As the soup
Holy shit that went dark fast
Hahaha
Cursed comment
SkullBurner - it’s a .50 cal those tear through whatever it wants
THAT hit me REAL hard
Like
God...
*In maxium reverb* *DAMN*
As Sun Tzu once said "It's not a war crime if it's fucking hilarious"
Its never a war crime the first time
Smart guy that Sun Tzu
@@wyattmyers6327 indeed
Hell yeah
Why would using anti tank mines against infantry be a war crime- oh who am I kidding? The UN literally banned fragmentation grenades because they're considered inhumane despite the fact that war is the ultimate example of inhumane.
Client: "Ivanovsky is dead?"
Handler: "Seeker blew him up with five Type 72 Anti-Tank Mines."
Seeker: "WHOOOOOO!!! LOOKIT HIM FLY!"
We need a movie where the MC actually has such a humour when going on missions. Or else it’s just complete lost opportunity!
@@star.master_cranium so kinda like Deadpool
"seeker what are you do-"
'AND HE'S OUTA HERE'
@@star.master_cranium It would also be funny if the person who plays him is therussianbadger.
“Anti-Tank Mine Humor” is a statement I never thought I’d hear, but I’m glad I did
I see that hunter pfp-
Slacking Slayer jumpy boy through and through
SoyboySauce what you play on my guy?
Slacking Slayer ps4 my guy, I’m poor I can’t afford a pc lmao *sad face*
A fellow hunter main I see 😎😎
"Stealth is optional in this mission"
"Brother, get the mines. The anti-tank mines"
Brother stack the mines the anti tank mines!
So anyway I started blasting
Um ... - has a whole crate full
hey yall know that doc is more lardex than lardex Doc 74kg Lardex rook 72kg
umm doc can take a anti tank mine while lardex can barely
@@machetepug3323 I don't think you heard me right, brother. Mines, as in plural.
“You didn’t see anything.”
*kills them instantly*
Skipper isn't pulling any punches today.
Dead man tell no tales
@@aussiepuppet5250 Pretty sure Rico would do that.
*“No one will notice, if there is no one to notice”*
still counts as stealth if there's no one left to remember you were there.
"Involuntarily Astronaut" this needs to be an achievement in every game. Also my new goal for friends, family, peers, passers by and unwitting civilians.
Lamo!
“Applicable to meat based life forms”
“Meat based life forms”
You aren’t wrong Badger. You aren’t wrong.
the flesh is weak. amass toasters
I mean-
They're usually for Decepticons.
did you forget about plants
@@ar1adne586 I mean, they probably did. But the commenter is still correct in that Badger wasn't wrong
When the snow starts talking about memes and tortenos pizza rolls
Russians: Blyat
The Finnish infiltrator nearby:
"Olenko minä sinulle joku vitsi?"
(Translation: am i some kind of joke to you?)
@@miikkahuttunen9274 kanske (translates perhaps)
@@miikkahuttunen9274 voitettiin kerran voitetaan uudestaan
P E R K E L E *laughs in simo häyhä*
Totinos
Totinos
Hot pizza rolls
"The Geneva Convention? Did you mean the Geneva Suggestion?"
- Badger, as he plants 5 AT mines down for a human target.
Now that you say it the Geneva conventions are basically just guidelines. Because in terms of preventing war's or genocide they have failed miserably.
Physics: *exists*
DARPA round: *We don’t do that here.*
DARPA round: My care for reality is about as good as a someone who thinks Amy Schumer is funny.
I'm surprised they didn't put a 20mm anti-tank rifle in just for laughs.
*Laughs in .959 JDJ*
@@iguessthisisnowmyname2258 Oh god
@@lunarsolstice7164 hear me out.amror pearcing incendiary 50.cal
@@comradedima9791 even worse
@@lunarsolstice7164 it exist , like it's a real thing
"I have a 50. Cal, I can kill a building" - Archer
“Big whoop, I’m spooning a Barret .50 cal, I could kill a building”
"Yeah,it's me,Barry,HI-"
"This is why we can't have nice things Barry........
*YOU ASSHOLE!"*
only two quotes I know from archer...
I love how badger casually does war crimes and makes new ones but to him it’s just another Monday
Kurchatov: He and us are not so different, we are all soldiers without an army. Betrayed, forgotten, abandoned.
It cant be a war crime if nobody lives to tell it
and the targets are making biologic war crimes by doing illegal experementing and making bio weapons
Them: stealth is optio-
Badger: lemme stop you right there, have you heard of theses bad boys (pulls out At mines and a .50 cal)
‘Mercia
Last time I was this early Adolf was still an artist
i thought he got rejected
@@XCBXII Hey man, spoilers. I'm only at the part where he applied to art school so far.
hi salty
He should do a video on Kali and Wamai
@@heckinboyo1656 oh hi
Badger: "and tune in next time when I get a body double"
Me: "as if anyone can recreate that hairline"
Hey, Astroboy has that style down pat.
as if anyone WANT...
Ooof
Assassin World yep, good pickup
I know a couple of guys with said hairline.
Me:"hey look at all these anti-tank mines I found!"
Badger:" DID SOMEONE SAY ANTI-TANK MEMES?!"
i was the 50 person to like dis
@@VIPER_1-1 thank you son
6:16 the way that enemy just looks down at his buddy who just lost most of the mass in his organs and is just like "Oh, shit." made me crack up lol
Handler: am I to remind you we're talking about E U G E N I C S here?
Badger: am I to remind you I'm talking about N U K E S here?
Yep
4:36 "OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS A FOOTBALL!"
This is probably the best exclamation of pure joy have seen in all of RUclips.
“HE WAS DESIGNED TO FLY!”
@@Zeostroyer He made it to the water!
"why do you have to disintegrate?"
Badger, that's what should happen when you use FIVE of the mines at minimum on human bodies
“Who needs a face when you have a mask.” Badger cursed 2020
At this range you’ll need to factor in the coriolis effect...
you are an under-appreciated member of this community and I deeply apologize for no one telling you that that was the funniest shitt
I hate to be that guy but it's coriolis
@@Lunarr_Eclipse its all good homeslice. You're just trying to make the world a better place
@@zetcake3322 thanks man
You said... the exact same thing
Me: im gonna close youtube and get this essay done.
Badger: Not so fast bucko.
9:43
Frank went on to lead a full life,
He is the father of three young children,
He still volunteers at the local soup kitchen on Tuesday.
*But this man right here isn’t Frank.*
He doesn't even have a full body, he cant have a full life
Badger:"imagine wat I could do with 50 of these".......
Me(sips tea): " you'll kill people with it very aggressively".
"Can you hype our *sniper* game, Boodgar?"
**Procceeds to ATmine**
"aight, imma head out"
"Now we're cooking with Gas!"
>The Geneva Convention would like to know your location
Not cooking with gas we’re cooking with nuclear power
420 likes yeeeeeeee
Best ad they could have paid for. I am already playing this one, and it is very cool. Cant want to finish this one to start the sequel
I died when I heard “I grew up in Yakutsk, -40 in winter” was born in Fairbanks and Yakutsk is Fairbanks sister city. -40 during winter too lmao
"Anti-Tank mines can also be triggered by enemy soldiers"
Enemy soldiers: We got big boomer status, ain't no secret.
@VXSION HELL I load my DARPA rounds then I freaked it.
La da de da, rounds on me knob
So enemy soldier are just Russian Heavenly then
FUCK, MY LEGS ARE GONE
Why
Russian badger: propels man into the air with five anti tank proximity mines at 10gs then caps two people with a suppressed pistol then shoots the last guy with a anti tank sniper.
Me: that’s the most American thing a Canadian person has ever done
Советская Империя lol true
Isn’t he half Canadian, half American?
But still Canadian sooooooooo kinda works?
Matthew Littlejohn also wtf is wrong with u calling random people kids with add which is not even a disease or a disability you mean ADHD you uncultured fucking dumbass
@@Whitelockblackwell4499 He also lives in California
DARPA round: What is my purpose?
Badger: you aim by yourself.
DARPA round: *Oh my god*
"I am gonna make your DNA cower in fear" That broke me, that was hilarious in the way you've put that.
Normal people: *Shoots people with sniper*
TheRussianBadger: *Uses 5 anti tank mines on one person*
11:34 very subtle
The mask badger wears at 1:49 is wrench’s mask from watch dogs 2
"I'm spooning a .50 cal, this thing can hunt a building" -archer
its "big whoop, I am spooning Barrett 50cal, I could kill a building"
Could hunt itself 😤😤🤣🏈👌😎
“Are these even dangerous?”
*Shatters leg with fragmentation*
"I blew up Yakutsk"
Me after seeing what badger did:
Seems to me that you became Yakutsk
10:59 those are a real thing lol
Modern Warfare: Claymores are the most overused explosives today
Sniper Ghost Warrior: *mines exists*
AT mines exist and the can be triggered by enemy soldiers
Ya I don’t think there should be no people left with either the AT mines or 50.cal
I went through adolfs skull, of course I'm retarded
in the last sniper ghost warrior game enemies didn't render at long range. in a sniping game.
mrlegodude96alt2 lol what really?
@@qwertyasdfg6145 yeah anything over about 250 meters would un-render the enemies (the first mission you could see enemies at 500 meters but that's a closed off area)
I love these types of games where they literally tell you to “fuck shit up your own way” nothing feels better than that
my favorite thing i've heard badger ever say.
'I am going to make your DNA cower in fear.'
8:25
"Before you ask, yes, I tried the AT mines on her and her body double, and they both suck at flying."
This made my day
“Who gave this man a staple gun” - George W Bush
11:48 i just imagine someones DNA strands just curling into a ball and crying in the corner of their cells
“Which one is the real doctor?”
BOOM
“That was the real doctor.”
Sniper elite: who are you?
Sniper ghost warrior: I'm you but in first person
Nothing compares to sound the Welrod pistol makes when hitting a soldier's helmet.
And bad
@@ivorysix2541 *PLINK*
In the intro it was like: So anyway I started blasting
I tell you I like how the sniper help doesn't just tell you where you shoot. You have to line up the shot with the wind and everything. It's pretty sick.
*fires a salvo off a battleship*
Badger: that’s subtlety at its finest
For those wondering/asking:
Badger's meme character is wearing a Watch Dogs 2 Wrench mask.
"im just walking my cat!" -Wrench to the fbi
Badger: uses 50.cal at point blank
Me: "if this don't kill him i don't know what will"
A heavy flamer will always work Brother
@@trainfan-ks5hk Fire and Purging works most of the time, but sometimes people will just not touch the fire.
Brother
10:52 I'm amazed that this is the first game I've heard of that actually plays with those things.
Badger: *shoots KSV*
The Rock: *slaps stapler to enemies face*
Me: These sounds are the same and no one can change my mind
So i did some math
Five AT mines is equal to 460 megajoules
A single stick of dynamite is about one megajoule
So that guy walked on to 460 sticks of dynamite worth of pain
cool of you to assume that he felt any pain
Nag the dude was ded the second he got 20 feet from it
I know I'm late to the party on this, but there is a laser guided 50 cal round designed to "neutralize" tanks.
1:32 If real life, never blindly trust your handler, especially if they're not your initial sheepdip.
The mask is basically Goblin Slayer if he was a sniper
I'm waiting for a small blonde healer gril and a massively titted childhood friend. Then we'll have the crossover we deserve.
It also kinda looks like one of red hoods mask in injustice 2
fighting syberian goblins
he snipes people with their own weapons and doesn't know what "reloading" means
*sneeze*
Im spooling a barrett 50.cal, I could kill a Building - Sterling Archer
Lana...LANA...LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
WHAT!!!!
...boop
@@fracturedframe1462 pam...
PAM...PAAAAAAAAAAM!
@@fracturedframe1462 *faints*
@@Yac0v *Insert joke about Lana's rack*
-Archer
@@fracturedframe1462Archer: before this thing goes tits up...
Lana: *REALLY? NOW?*
Archer: OH YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WALKED INTO DISCOUNT STRIPPERS WAREHOUSE AND SAID, "HELP ME SHOWCASE MY *INTELLECT*".
Would love to see sniper ghost warrior contracts 2
Congratulations then!
When badger explains the story line I like to think this is what the news is like in an alternate reality
“You either die a zoomer or live long enough to see yourself become a boomer”
-professional internet funnyman 2019
Ah a fellow plussy I see
*badger gets "sensitive trigger"*
"so anyway,i started placing"
Rainbow six vids with Badger and his boys are the most entertaining thing on RUclips, but you gotta love his solo reviews just as much
I am still amazed that we are on the fifth Sniper: Ghost Warrior game.
Though it is cool to see all the improvements made over the series.
*badger uses anti-tank mines to kill target*
Sniper rifles: “am I a a joke to you?”
CI Games: Hey you want to buy our game?
Me : Well i dont know.
CI Games: *shows this **3:58*
Me : ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
I WOULD LOVE THIS TO BECOME A VR GAME
youre not cooking with gas, you're cooking with a blowtorch and an oil factory 3:40
Everyone: fIRsT
Me: *Sipping tea* Present upon upload
*Adjusts monocle* Indeed
Quality comment
*lights a cigar* of course, mate
'Tips hat'
Goodday everyone
*Hits a gangster wannabe with a pimp cane.*
"Yes, well, good day to you sir."
Me: * sees title*
Also me in a Russian acent: “the future is here comrade”
I literally did the same thing
This was pure and simply f'n hilarious.
i actually had a chat with a marine and he told me about what its like killing someone with an m2 50 cal mg- he said the guy was literally ripped apart. body parts just gone, his torso in two, blood and guts all over, quite the scene he said.
Normal gamers: *Kills target with skills and timing and stealth*
Badger: *Blows up people with skills and... 50 mines?*
0:08 IGHT, IMMA HEAD OUT
I love how he's like: "THAT IS A BIIIIIIIIIIIIG BULLET" right as the bullet hits the dudes brain pan
2:53
H e l i c o p t e r
"The stakes....mine are higher"
Timur"glaz"Glazkov,2015
"Warcriminals, huh?"
*drops Seeker with his Anti-Tank mines into the area*
"Uno Reverse Card, bitch."
What you just heard the sound of was an uno reverse card
I like how no enemy was suspicious of the ANTI-TANK MINE, just casually walks into it lol
I hope badger makes another review like this one for the next game as well that just got announced. Oh man I think we would all love to see that cuz this shit fun as hell to watch
Badger : Uses the KSV
Me : WHERE DID THAT MAN GET A STAPLE GUN?!
I m using the line " *I WILL MAKE YOUR DNA COWER IN FEAR* "
Badger gets the anti-tank mines
Any thing made of meat: *visible concern*
My eardrums: my time has come
Game still looks fun almost 2 years later, probably gonna buy this on my Series X.
Badger: "Does anybody know what Tang is?"
Me: "I feel SO old right now."
I'm so glad you posted this, I love giving nameless soldiers a "fresh haircut"
Just a bit off the top. Just a couple inches
I really enjoy this video. It kinda takes us back to original videos of listening just to you badger. It’s actually a lot easier to understand and to follow the narrative of the video. It seems when your friends enter in the mix it gets confusing in the conversations you have with them. Like a lot of inside jokes in which leads to lot of yelling and confusion.
Anyways you’re doing a great job!Happy thanksgiving
10:36 I do believe antimateriel rifles are meant to anti the materials
It’s good to know Frank was saved, he’s been saving up to get his mother’s medicine.
@Lovemypuppy Frank got fired... he sadly now works at Macdonald's
@@slamd363 no didn't you hear? Frank is in charge of every McDonald's world wide, and all the ice cream machines are functional.
@@shadowstrider8295 he got promoted!!!
@@slamd363 yup.
@@shadowstrider8295 Frank is king for just having the ice cream machines working, but getting promoted to a WWM (World Wide Manager) promotes him to Chanka teir
Physics:I am eternal
Badger:hold my beer
"Who needs a face when you have a mask"
Darn that didn't age well
Handler: she will alter DNA to control height, strength and intelligence
Me: that just sounds like growing up with extra steps
random siberian soilder: Doing his job
Also siberian soilder: Why do i hear boss music
* Why I don't hear anything?
9:36 had me Rolling 😂😂😂