TACTICALLY NUKING MARS | Warface

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Комментарии • 4,4 тыс.

  • @Teebs_
    @Teebs_ 5 лет назад +11179

    TWO BADGER VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK??
    Well don't mind if I McFuckin do...

    • @Iamgudjoe
      @Iamgudjoe 5 лет назад +73

      Upvote

    • @Sodzin
      @Sodzin 5 лет назад +48

      Nut

    • @kondratov8269
      @kondratov8269 5 лет назад +43

      a sponsored Badger video???! how rare

    • @Krix_3
      @Krix_3 5 лет назад +6

      Wow...

    • @Wormy1271
      @Wormy1271 5 лет назад +5

      It’s nutting time now boys

  • @_bump__2505
    @_bump__2505 4 года назад +1790

    "There's a big crab-spider that we called Biggie Cheese."
    *SHRED IT AND DREAD IT*

  • @NomadTheProtogen
    @NomadTheProtogen 3 года назад +1259

    What makes the “Silence, Corporal!” even more hilarious is that the rank of General in the army is the 2nd highest rank in the army, while corporal is roughly the third lowest.

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 2 года назад +83

      As an uneducated person in anything-army.
      What comes after general? bigger general? mega general? super general?

    • @ellismatthews9244
      @ellismatthews9244 2 года назад +27

      @@hisokamorow6709 i believe it is colonel but i may be wrong

    • @ninjalite7882
      @ninjalite7882 2 года назад +43

      @@ellismatthews9244 Colonel is lower than General lol

    • @mistersir8573
      @mistersir8573 2 года назад +61

      @@hisokamorow6709 actually it's netter then that. It's basically what you said but we use stars as the power level indicator. One star general, two star general, three star general, you get the point.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 2 года назад +56

      @@hisokamorow6709 basically yes, the number of stars increase. Starting at 1 star General (which would lead basically a large section of infrastructure,) to a 4 star General (which would be on council with the President or the ranking officer of the entire branch.)
      (Note: Before everyone gets on my ass about the actual ranks, I’m former enlisted, we always just say “1 star” to “4 star,” unless it was Navy where we used the actual rank title for Admirals.)

  • @lacquintinojohnson2440
    @lacquintinojohnson2440 5 лет назад +5336

    I'd hate to be those Blackwood soldiers and just hear the American Anthem slowly creeping up on them as they slowly lose contact with the people up front

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 5 лет назад +343

      Knock knock Blackwood!
      _Who's th-_
      *'MURICA!!!*

    • @Skiergold
      @Skiergold 5 лет назад +143

      @@vahlok1426 FUCK YEAH!!!

    • @notreallytomclancy
      @notreallytomclancy 5 лет назад +93

      No instead their hear team america fuck yeah slowly play

    • @acannibalpotato
      @acannibalpotato 5 лет назад +143

      That was the most "American" rendition of the American Anthem I've ever heard.

    • @notreallytomclancy
      @notreallytomclancy 5 лет назад +9

      @@acannibalpotato thanks

  • @SmashCrafter321
    @SmashCrafter321 4 года назад +2897

    "You can't just nuke a hole into the surface of mars!"
    *Doom Slayer 100*

    • @05-redacted77
      @05-redacted77 3 года назад +78

      *BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*

    • @DrTran-cf4ih
      @DrTran-cf4ih 3 года назад +19

      @@05-redacted77 yes

    • @fliaperossa4266
      @fliaperossa4266 3 года назад +14

      well we see now where the slayer took inspiration from

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +8

      only 100 cause its a nuke and not a death star level bfg

    • @Squiddy3633
      @Squiddy3633 3 года назад +4

      *observe*

  • @chaoticanimation2509
    @chaoticanimation2509 5 лет назад +297

    >Taps into enemy coms
    >Hears them reading out your coordinates
    >hears tactical nuke incoming
    *chuckles I’m in danger*

    • @ReeceyW
      @ReeceyW 5 лет назад +3

      Buckle up chuckle fucks

  • @The.Sky.Driver
    @The.Sky.Driver 5 лет назад +3735

    "you don't need a spine, it's holding you back" was low key genius.

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 4 года назад +18

      *your

    • @hashbrownselfie7524
      @hashbrownselfie7524 4 года назад +54

      Casey Wensnahan that’s the joke. You could really have it either way.
      Edit: Nevermind. I just saw the clip again. But still, you could technically do the joke either way.

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 4 года назад +9

      @@hashbrownselfie7524 good point.

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 4 года назад +16

      that joke is from Kung Fury, nothing genius in stealing it

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 4 года назад +4

      @@giampaolomannucci8281 do you have proof that they actually stole it instead of coming up with it on the spot?

  • @andyman301
    @andyman301 5 лет назад +917

    Nobody:
    TheRussianBadger: *Recommending literal war crimes because it takes less accuracy*

    • @lieutenantcoffee5410
      @lieutenantcoffee5410 3 года назад +46

      Benito *Swagolini*

    • @DariusTGF
      @DariusTGF 3 года назад +33

      Joseph stuntin

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 3 года назад +35

      @@DariusTGF adolf dripler

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +8

      lazy people find easier ways of doing hard tasks

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 3 года назад +6

      It’s a war crime to shoot someone with an anti material rifle?

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 года назад +366

    Badger: The worst rationale for anything ever: "They can't stop all of us"
    The Soviet army during WWII: *laughs in mass produced poorly trained conscripts*

    • @foxtrot4634
      @foxtrot4634 2 года назад +4

      Soviet Calvary: laughs in mass trash tank production

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 Год назад +10

      Russian military In 2022: *Laughs in getting their asses handed to them by Ukrainian farmers and drones*

    • @ravenprime5148
      @ravenprime5148 11 месяцев назад +2

      Russia against Ukraine be like: that worked so well last time lets do it again

  • @PewTheToaster
    @PewTheToaster 4 года назад +1124

    "...Its not everyday I blow up mars."
    *Laughs in BFG 10000

    • @johndavis4194
      @johndavis4194 4 года назад +32

      *YOu cANt jUSt blOW a hOLe in tO the serFIs Of mARs*

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 4 года назад +11

      John Davis Hehe BFG Go VRRRROOOOO

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 2 года назад +1

      @@johndavis4194 haha bfg go BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @joshwoodfill5812
      @joshwoodfill5812 2 года назад +1

      *laughs in 8 string guitar*

  • @monstrocromo_3261
    @monstrocromo_3261 3 года назад +604

    TLDR: No the glock is not technically an LMG, as it’s in a “pistol” caliber so it would still be a sub machine gun
    Light machine guns are named so relative to the guns in the trenches of WWI like the Lewis and maxim, so LMGs are rifle caliber machine designed to be used in a similar fashion to the WWI heavy machine guns “HMG” but also light enough to be transported and used by a single soldier.
    SMG stands for “ Sub caliber Machine Gun” so a machine gun in a sub rifle caliber like 9x19 or 45 acp. However, a sub machine gun (or any firearm that is either full or semi auto) can still fill the same role as an LMG (sustained suppressive/covering fire) while not technically being classified as one
    Hope this answers the question even though it will never be seen and isn’t completely unintelligible
    Edit: what? A like? Why? Who ever did that might be clinically psychotic have a nice day

    • @gothgamergrill
      @gothgamergrill 2 года назад +20

      As a fellow gun nut, I wish to like
      However at this time you are at 69 and I cannot bring myself to break it

    • @AshTheQueenOfRodents
      @AshTheQueenOfRodents 2 года назад +1

      🤓

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 2 года назад +3

      Wait that's actually super interesting

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 2 года назад +10

      @@AshTheQueenOfRodents 🤡

    • @AshTheQueenOfRodents
      @AshTheQueenOfRodents 2 года назад +7

      @@creakydabomb as I look back at this, fr

  • @itsniko9561
    @itsniko9561 4 года назад +1382

    Stalin: “they can’t stop all of us”
    The entire Russian army: “hol up”

  • @engagingbus7991
    @engagingbus7991 4 года назад +93

    Samuel: You can't just blow a hole in Mars
    Doom Slayer and Badger: OBSERVE

  • @snailslayerr
    @snailslayerr 5 лет назад +373

    On Mars, killing other Robots
    Badger: ROBO RECALL

  • @bluebandet6062
    @bluebandet6062 5 лет назад +357

    17:15 the real american song
    GOD BLESS MERICA

  • @mosclone2121
    @mosclone2121 5 лет назад +516

    Everyone: "Let's nuke Mars."
    Mark Zuckerberg's species: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @convergence1point
      @convergence1point 5 лет назад +11

      Is that why he went around America trying to
      ‘Understand people’? Holy shit....it all makes sense to me now....

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 лет назад +2

      Area 51: *laughs in 3000 rounds per minute*
      Mars 51: *sweats in red planet*

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 года назад +3

      Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking android tbh. Like, have you seen that man?
      That man is a synth.

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 3 года назад +1

      I still believe that Zuckerberg is just an automaton built by Elon Musk

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 года назад +1

      Came in america

  • @dragonoidmagnus837
    @dragonoidmagnus837 3 года назад +80

    "Buckle up chuckle fucks its bout to go down" Best line ever said

  • @youraveragememer8275
    @youraveragememer8275 5 лет назад +406

    17:20 "This is the most American thing I've ever seen" Badger 2019 with 4 other guys while dumping rounds with LMGs and singing the American anthem.
    CJ: 2012, here we go again

  • @Arkadious
    @Arkadious 5 лет назад +684

    Badger: "I'm gonna nuke Mars."
    Elon Musk: Makes sad Elon Musk noises

    • @caeser4348
      @caeser4348 5 лет назад +7

      Elon Musk 2.0 replacement: Laughs in plan realized

    • @Bibitybopitybacon
      @Bibitybopitybacon 5 лет назад +9

      Musk has talked about mass nuking the polar ice caps of Mars to warm up the planet and speed up the terriforming.

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 5 лет назад

      at least he can invest more in catgirls

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 5 лет назад +202

    "I only use an LMG because I'm not allowed to carry a minigun."
    - Warface Rifleman, 2019.

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 лет назад +4

      Well now you can carry a minigun with the new class

  • @jacoblansman8147
    @jacoblansman8147 3 года назад +58

    I love how at the end when they're all singing, they get so loud that half of them dissolve into static

  • @bigdumb4343
    @bigdumb4343 5 лет назад +618

    17:14 - 17:42
    Literally can not get any more American than screaming the anthem and firing guns off randomly

    • @cheesecake8620
      @cheesecake8620 4 года назад +23

      Only if they eat 69 big mac and all get cardiac arrest

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate 4 года назад +29

      Only thing to make that scene better is if they were all hot chicks in bikinis with cheeseburgers in one hand, their guns in the other, and giant flag waving in the background mounted to a RAM pickup truck

    • @jacobrobinson787
      @jacobrobinson787 3 года назад +1

      @@zer0theultimate Why RAM?

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate 3 года назад +12

      @@jacobrobinson787 because if it was a Dodge the joke would never hit

    • @greensauce2350
      @greensauce2350 3 года назад +1

      Nobody ever mentions the "YEET" unfortunately

  • @Scoot.2004
    @Scoot.2004 5 лет назад +108

    Everyone but badger: oh say can you see
    Badger solemnly quiet: oh Canada

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 5 лет назад +1

      Oh canada
      Oh canada
      How lovely are your beavers

  • @jank16
    @jank16 5 лет назад +159

    6:00
    Gun nut here, no it doesn't qualify as an LMG sadly, but it counts as either a sub-compact rifle or a PDW

    • @JJ-eg4zm
      @JJ-eg4zm 5 лет назад +13

      I think it'll be more of an SMG. As it is a fully automatic pistol-caliber gun.

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc 5 лет назад +9

      S T R A P P E D

    • @lilhomie6234
      @lilhomie6234 5 лет назад +5

      It's a glock with a 50 round mag... still a pistol. If you put a stock or pistol brace on it aswell, then It would classify as as a pdw

    • @chriscary4074
      @chriscary4074 5 лет назад +1

      With it being full auto i feel it would fit as an SMG better then a sub-compact rifle. But we're in agreement about the PDW class, so I would say that's two votes for PDW

    • @chriscary4074
      @chriscary4074 5 лет назад +2

      @@lilhomie6234 but in the configuration it has a longer barrel, so if it was semi auto it would be considered a pistol caliber carbine, so I feel that SMG would be more applicable, However we now have 3 votes for it being a PDW

  • @tysonvienneau1830
    @tysonvienneau1830 3 года назад +65

    2:06 that has the same energy as markiplier's "SHUT UP NURSE"

    • @thevoidstalker
      @thevoidstalker Год назад +2

      God damn, it's been a while since I thought about that. Gotta play Surgeon Simulator again now.

  • @callmepaps6387
    @callmepaps6387 5 лет назад +1482

    Nobody:
    Badgers team: nukes mars
    doomguy: *nearly crying * i'm so proud of this community
    badgers team: *sings national anthem*

  • @justsomeguywithatophat6248
    @justsomeguywithatophat6248 5 лет назад +234

    Badger, you are a masterful entertainer and advertiser.
    Yo actualy make this game look good

    • @jayhawktd6240
      @jayhawktd6240 5 лет назад +14

      Ya its an alright game. The multiplayer is a disaster to say the least lol

    • @aft3rst0ry7
      @aft3rst0ry7 5 лет назад +13

      the guns are a bit too P2W

    • @abyssalspecter93
      @abyssalspecter93 5 лет назад +6

      yeah, I played this a while ago, it's kind of garbage, at least the PVP was heh

    • @jayhawktd6240
      @jayhawktd6240 5 лет назад +1

      @@abyssalspecter93 there is no way to keep the spawn place safe at least when i played it. You can just camp there spawn and they can hardly do anything bout it

    • @ThePlayListOfPower
      @ThePlayListOfPower 5 лет назад +3

      Badger could make Solitair look fun, tho.

  • @ctp2523
    @ctp2523 5 лет назад +163

    Badger: "Time to nuke the mars fellas"
    Me: P R E F E R A B L E C O N T E N T

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 года назад

      Why chase poon when you can bring doom

  • @brewsteranderson7941
    @brewsteranderson7941 3 года назад +185

    “Violence isn’t an answer it’s a question and the answer is YES”

  • @Avery-it9zh
    @Avery-it9zh 5 лет назад +474

    *Reloads Glock 18 with malicious intent whilst screaming the national anthem*

    • @AFThunder
      @AFThunder 5 лет назад +7

      God Bless America And This Comment

    • @davidjrvs123
      @davidjrvs123 5 лет назад +11

      *AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*

    • @davidjrvs123
      @davidjrvs123 5 лет назад +4

      *AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*

    • @AFThunder
      @AFThunder 5 лет назад +4

      @@davidjrvs123 THE BOMBS BURTING IN AIR

    • @justicebrown1077
      @justicebrown1077 5 лет назад +5

      *Cleans glock with malicious intent*

  • @satt47-74
    @satt47-74 5 лет назад +450

    “TACTICALLY NUKING MARS”
    Doomguy: *HOLD UP* .

    • @AriaOrAries
      @AriaOrAries 5 лет назад +17

      When they meet doom guy time to purge some liberals

    • @SkillTheBard2312
      @SkillTheBard2312 5 лет назад +18

      *Doom slayer* dawg that's my job

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 4 года назад +9

      (They Nuke Mars)
      Doomguy: Jesus Christ I need a cigarette!!!

    • @mega_destroyer2294
      @mega_destroyer2294 4 года назад +8

      Doom Slayer: Actually not a bad idea

    • @iaini8080
      @iaini8080 4 года назад +6

      You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!

  • @Fighter11244
    @Fighter11244 4 года назад +420

    Badger: "The worst rationale for ever doing anything, ever: 'they can't stop all of us.' "
    Stalin: "Gulag for you."

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 года назад +6

      Fighter11244 Finland: “laughs in winter war”

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 года назад +3

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol, true. Although the Finns did lose the war, they managed to hold the Soviets.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 года назад +4

      Fighter11244 lost?
      I thought it was a draw, I’m sure if simo hayha hadn’t woken up they might have kept going and won but instead they did the smart thing and called it quits before he became the first sniper in history to kill a thousand people not to mention how pissed he would have been, I don’t know about you but I would not want to face someone who has killed five hundred people and who got shot in the face with an exploding bullet and still survived

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 года назад +4

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 From what I hear, The Finns surrendered in the Winter War because their defenses were breached by the Soviets and because they might've been low on manpower (I'm unsure about the last reason). Because of this, they were forced to cede about 10% of their land, but were allowed keep their independence.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 года назад +4

      Fighter11244 yeah just enough for the soviets to bury their dead

  • @D1ingus
    @D1ingus 4 года назад +51

    10:35 kirby when he finds a “special” copy ability

  • @somedeadmeme2441
    @somedeadmeme2441 5 лет назад +87

    Blackwood: He can't kill us, he's a medic.
    Badger: *SILENCE, LIBERAL*

  • @lynchuviast
    @lynchuviast 5 лет назад +153

    Earth: Let's go to Mars once Earth gets nuked
    Badger: YO LETS NUKE MARS

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 лет назад +2

      Just live on the moon 4Head

    • @kathleentait7881
      @kathleentait7881 5 лет назад +1

      Just live on the sun dumb dumbs

    • @veshok7610
      @veshok7610 5 лет назад

      @@gnuoY on the moon are already moon-nazi

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 5 лет назад

      @@veshok7610 fine, then I'm living in a blackhole.

  • @balboboogins2511
    @balboboogins2511 5 лет назад +317

    “Y’all mind if I”
    *SLAPS RED BUTTON*

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 лет назад +2

      What will you do if you see big red button? SMASH it without hesitation

    • @devinsiner5489
      @devinsiner5489 5 лет назад

      Subscribe!

  • @goldengreenie9672
    @goldengreenie9672 4 года назад +25

    2:35 “Grouse: Me coming out of my room at 3am looking for cheese.” Is my by far my favorite quote from Grouse!

  • @xxbagglebeatsxx6773
    @xxbagglebeatsxx6773 5 лет назад +262

    *equips actual anti-matriel rifle
    "I no longer fear pain" in deep atoumataed voice

    • @johndavis4194
      @johndavis4194 4 года назад +2

      normal mode fire starter- *YOU WILL*

    • @Nep01
      @Nep01 4 года назад +3

      Its funny how i couldn't do the voice so i went to google translate and made it do the voice

  • @leristamerello8225
    @leristamerello8225 4 года назад +187

    Oh my god that last chorus, just imagine the whole enemy team hearing that song sung badly as they're being lit up by gunfire. XD

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 3 года назад +1

      Enemy team? They only played pve

    • @SnorpyTheCat
      @SnorpyTheCat 2 года назад

      @@BigBeerus the ai

  • @benbartels6559
    @benbartels6559 3 года назад +7

    Badger: 11:38
    Me: but it seem to work at Normandy.

  • @tommemester1247
    @tommemester1247 5 лет назад +238

    Sees video comes out 4 secs ago
    Me: Says YES with his mouth closed

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier 5 лет назад

      PRONOUNS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

  • @jayman3878
    @jayman3878 5 лет назад +150

    Badger the only dude to blow up mars and say BUCKLE UP CHUCKLE FUCKS

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 лет назад +1

      Famous last words

    • @-Fenixx-
      @-Fenixx- 5 лет назад

      Yes

  • @brockfraser7777
    @brockfraser7777 5 лет назад +65

    I swear badger's favorite combination of words is "M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher"

  • @Alpha-fc1cr
    @Alpha-fc1cr 3 года назад +10

    “yOu cANt jUsT ShOOt a HoLE iN ThE surfacE OfF Mars” that dumb robot

  • @Ben-sk5tz
    @Ben-sk5tz 5 лет назад +102

    2:07 the "silence corporal!: guy sounds exactly like J Jonah Jameson

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 лет назад +589

    “the can’t stop all of us”
    -Motto of the Soviet Union

    • @thatone3590
      @thatone3590 5 лет назад +45

      If we keep throwing people at the bullets, eventually, they'll run out of bullets.

    • @A4FamPRODUC
      @A4FamPRODUC 5 лет назад +6

      Well it worked ain't it? Lol

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 лет назад +19

      The bunker has a limited amount of volume in the meat grinder zone meaning if we throw enough bodies we can drown them in our own blood-imperial guard probably

    • @logan-fc8fh
      @logan-fc8fh 5 лет назад

      They*

    • @MrBlackjack998
      @MrBlackjack998 5 лет назад +3

      And the Imperial Guard.

  • @howiejbrown6919
    @howiejbrown6919 5 лет назад +67

    8:07
    Okay, but let's just appreciate the smooth-as-shit editing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dingus4260
      @dingus4260 3 года назад +3

      Just now noticing that and yes. Badgers editing is the best I’ve seen of a number of RUclipsrs.

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 Год назад

      Daaaaayyyuuuuummm

  • @kassandraofodyssey6475
    @kassandraofodyssey6475 3 года назад +8

    10:42 My day to night behavior explained in a few seconds

  • @twixfirst
    @twixfirst 5 лет назад +55

    Badger and company: Nukes Mars
    General: Wtf man, Why u do dat
    Badger: THE HERETICS MUST BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE!!!!

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 5 лет назад +1

      Hereteks: purged
      Mars: reclaimed
      Faith: in the Omnissiah
      Hotel: Trivago
      BROTHER: I AM PINNED HERE

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 лет назад

      Emperor: *smiles in purging*

  • @warcraftdevil4593
    @warcraftdevil4593 5 лет назад +40

    Badger sees he’s teammate reload while not using a LMG
    Badger: WhAt is tHiS HerEsy?

  • @LostDragon84
    @LostDragon84 5 лет назад +118

    Facebook: ThEy CaNt StOp AlL oF uS
    Area 51 guard: [laughs in 3000 rounds per minute]

    • @followerofteaandspice1815
      @followerofteaandspice1815 5 лет назад +1

      @Epic Rex Area 51 gaurd : [laughs in 12000 rounds per minute]

    • @LostDragon84
      @LostDragon84 5 лет назад +2

      @Epic Rex nuke proceeds to bounce of alien forcefield into the kyles

    • @CoolDude5633554
      @CoolDude5633554 5 лет назад +3

      Chase Finnegin A-10 Warthog: *Laughs in BRRRRRT*

    • @IAmThyOverlord
      @IAmThyOverlord 5 лет назад +2

      Civs: they can't stop us all
      A51 training Sargent: ok men we will be starting with grenade training

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 5 лет назад

      Laughs in AC130

  • @Nessie55
    @Nessie55 3 года назад +17

    17:26 *Damn I wish I had friends who had fun like this*

  • @devildog5185
    @devildog5185 5 лет назад +122

    17:15
    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    All 5 people In Warface: "Slowly cranks Volume up to *FULL AMERICAN FREEDOM* "

    • @BlackArcherGaming
      @BlackArcherGaming 4 года назад +3

      Enemy hears *MENACEIN MERICAN MUSIC* Americans HELLO PUSSIES PREPARE TO DIE

  • @goldblood101
    @goldblood101 5 лет назад +355

    “My dad emptied my bank account”
    Everyone: OOF

    • @thedreadfulcat818
      @thedreadfulcat818 4 года назад +7

      And i emptied mine int some school kids

    • @rift3068
      @rift3068 4 года назад +7

      the council has decided to grant you one yike

    • @commentdoggo5901
      @commentdoggo5901 4 года назад +1

      F

    • @terrability4911
      @terrability4911 3 года назад

      Bruh my single mum walked in when he said and then left

    • @R_trigger1344
      @R_trigger1344 3 года назад

      His dad emptied it on getting guns and stuff in this game

  • @cademclemore978
    @cademclemore978 5 лет назад +142

    Bajur you and your boys should play Pavlov VR y’all would have so much fun I can already imagine what grouse is gonna do

    • @jmac2o229
      @jmac2o229 5 лет назад +6

      fucking PLEASE

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc 5 лет назад +6

      B A N G B A N G

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 5 лет назад +6

      Grouse is most likely gonna find a way to wield two automatic shotguns, Badger will try to dual wield dragons, Heavenly will try to 360 no scope and Clu will more likely try to knife everybody

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 5 лет назад

      But he already di-
      Oh wait, I confused him with Soivet Womble and the ZF clan.

    • @hrehanj6219
      @hrehanj6219 5 лет назад

      @@Alpha.Phenix Soviet hasn't uploaded for 84 years

  • @gorillashagger4568
    @gorillashagger4568 3 года назад +24

    I love the fact clu is zooming around the map with a backpack full of cheetos and spines

  • @PebbleGod
    @PebbleGod 5 лет назад +157

    *driving cousin to airport*
    *notification ding*
    "Here we go again."
    *pulls over*

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 лет назад

      haHAA

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 5 лет назад

      what? I don't get it.

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 5 лет назад +1

      Akaro Makasile the cousin may or may not have missed his flight😉

    • @Userr18362
      @Userr18362 5 лет назад

      Akaro Makasile he stopes driving to watch the vid

  • @frozen_flame99
    @frozen_flame99 5 лет назад +70

    “Short range shotgun” as bajour BLAST a dude from 30 feet away...

  • @thecobracommander169
    @thecobracommander169 5 лет назад +52

    The Omnissiah has blessed your mission. May the machine spirit never fail you.

  • @Trojanarchist
    @Trojanarchist 4 года назад +2942

    “free to play” *uses all the p2w guns* lol

    • @Ghostly3011
      @Ghostly3011 3 года назад +586

      Free to play, pay to win.

    • @revinaneyaz1691
      @revinaneyaz1691 3 года назад +71

      @@Ghostly3011 yessir

    • @scarymoose4141
      @scarymoose4141 3 года назад +63

      @@Ghostly3011 how many times do you get told about your profile picture?

    • @orinb8654
      @orinb8654 3 года назад +48

      I just had to change your like count from 69 to 70....... Sorry

    • @beanman2146
      @beanman2146 3 года назад +26

      The big iron shotgun us all ya need bud

  • @opqw1033
    @opqw1033 5 лет назад +555

    he missed the part that in order to unlock these guns you need a PHAT bank accont cuz' you ain't getting these for free my boi

    • @harelburns4861
      @harelburns4861 5 лет назад +38

      Ya he sponsored by my.com so maybe they gave him an account

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 лет назад +53

      "Battle Pass" is usually understood to mean "pay for this shit"...but then again there are a lot of stupid people out there so you're not wrong for clarifying for them.

    • @Wanys123
      @Wanys123 4 года назад +45

      @@tetrobro5182 The thing is the game economy is so utter shite you need like constant premium account running to be able to repair your gear so you can keep using it, or just pay 30bucks for new shit every week...that's one thing people should know but nobody will tell them about Warface...

    • @eisberg149
      @eisberg149 4 года назад +10

      @@Wanys123 I only use my good gear in PvE, and to get more currency I go into PVP with basic gear equipped. NOTE: For those not familiar, repair costs are equivalent to the cost of the gun/armor.

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 4 года назад +27

      @@eisberg149 Lmao Warface is the literal definition of pay to win

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 5 лет назад +97

    Warface? That's what i call my acne infection.

    • @xiomysam
      @xiomysam 5 лет назад +6

      Facade but from Discord,
      D A N G

  • @Syphs
    @Syphs 5 лет назад +6

    Warface: *_recruits TheRussianBadger to promote their game._*
    TheRussianBadger: _Buckle up._
    Also Warface: *_S T O N K S_*

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 2 года назад +11

    The entire Badger squad blasting people while screaming the American anthem at the top of their lungs was the ultimate blend between chaos and beauty.

  • @cobrataco6314
    @cobrataco6314 5 лет назад +38

    8:06 that transition was so smooth

  • @Phhase
    @Phhase 5 лет назад +17

    Badger the kinda guy to play a game named Warface and not make a SINGLE FULL METAL JACKET REFERENCE.

    • @coopersmith9828
      @coopersmith9828 5 лет назад +1

      Does this mean Anne Margaret's not coming sir?

  • @smile_interactive5823
    @smile_interactive5823 4 года назад +51

    "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars."- Samuel Hayden, local idiot

  • @JoMiMi_h
    @JoMiMi_h 4 года назад +14

    8:05 One of the smoothest transitions ever

  • @frost3337
    @frost3337 5 лет назад +43

    * Death grips reference in a video*
    "Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell"

  • @mrsuper-kamipopo9708
    @mrsuper-kamipopo9708 4 года назад +46

    “WE’RE NUKING MARS!”
    *BFG Division starts playing*

  • @thebowserboss1games59
    @thebowserboss1games59 5 лет назад +22

    I love this video for many reasons inclusing these 2:
    1.The dumbfuck and great humor
    2.Educating me on the "SILENCE *LIBERAL*" meme image.

  • @tavisurwin9133
    @tavisurwin9133 3 года назад +23

    "They can't stop all of us" loads the 50 cal with fiery intent

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 года назад

      *eyes glow rebellion

  • @kellyhh2519
    @kellyhh2519 5 лет назад +52

    Wow I didn't know the 4th of July fell on the 22nd this year! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 лет назад +125

    “...,Large scale oil theft...”
    *America wants to know your location

    • @Kingj411
      @Kingj411 5 лет назад +1

      Shlomo Trumpenstein whoosh

    • @mauriciofreitas3384
      @mauriciofreitas3384 5 лет назад

      @Shlomo Trumpenstein are you sure about that? Really sure?

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 5 лет назад

      @@Kingj411 dead meme

    • @thatguyjayce4467
      @thatguyjayce4467 5 лет назад

      Even when we were at war in the middle East we still *bought* the oil, don't know where the oil stealing thing comes from.

    • @Kingj411
      @Kingj411 5 лет назад

      Shlomo Trumpenstein r/triggered

  • @crandydandy
    @crandydandy 5 лет назад +94

    Kids getting into Area 51: They can't stop all of us
    Meanwhile
    Joseph Stalin 75 Years ago in soviet Russia during operation barbarossa: They can't stop all of us

  • @darth_spock6375
    @darth_spock6375 3 года назад +12

    Playing this in VR would be REALLY meta.

  • @applesauce359
    @applesauce359 5 лет назад +142

    My dad once left for milk.
    That was the last “once” time.

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 лет назад +5

      Your Dad Has Left the Chat

    • @thefakebarrybonz4492
      @thefakebarrybonz4492 5 лет назад +6

      Step dad joined the lobby

    • @amnaah653
      @amnaah653 5 лет назад +3

      My Dad once left for Milk
      Step Dad has beat me since

    • @jay-vg5eg
      @jay-vg5eg 5 лет назад

      When you say milk do u mean Malk?

    • @necrosis6146
      @necrosis6146 5 лет назад

      Yo dad at footlocker

  • @Nox_Desiree
    @Nox_Desiree 5 лет назад +14

    10:31-10:44 is basically most peoples experiences throughout school but audible starting from the hard but steady beginning and then peak suffering

  • @hackerbota8679
    @hackerbota8679 5 лет назад +9

    15:34 My favorite badger quote

  • @BraydenCH04
    @BraydenCH04 4 года назад +6

    Badger:*Nukes Mars*
    ID software: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @MangetsuSAMURAI
    @MangetsuSAMURAI 5 лет назад +48

    INFORMATION NUGGET:
    A Glock 18 is considered a "machine pistol."

  • @jeremustheunconscious1390
    @jeremustheunconscious1390 5 лет назад +43

    Naruto runners flanking the area 51 guards (Colorized)
    8:46

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 5 лет назад +19

    Badger: Mars' hunted
    Mission control: w-what?
    Badger: [loads 249] *MARS' HUNTED*

  • @emperorhawk4303
    @emperorhawk4303 4 года назад +5

    samuel hayden: YOu CanT JuST ShOoT a HoLE In MarS

  • @maxvalera1578
    @maxvalera1578 5 лет назад +37

    "Dude that's crazy my dad emptied my bank account and left."
    Well sir do you see that pistol in your hand? Good now where does he live.

  • @randomdude5950
    @randomdude5950 5 лет назад +7

    16:24
    blackwood: *captures therussianbadger and his bros*
    also blackwood: *did not take away their weapons in the process*

    • @randomdude5950
      @randomdude5950 5 лет назад +2

      You will only get this logic if you completed the mars mission

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 4 года назад

      Badger: *equips a literal anti-material rifle*
      Blackwood infantryman: why do I hear boss music?

    • @BlackArcherGaming
      @BlackArcherGaming 4 года назад +1

      @@nick_a91 *proceeds to laugh in m107 50 cal rifle*

  • @Tubprime
    @Tubprime 5 лет назад +6

    Badger:and just one more time for the same of emphasis
    Badger: ROOOBOOOO RECALLLL

  • @sargentvanguard7612
    @sargentvanguard7612 3 года назад +5

    (14:50)
    And he just freezes like "aw shit,thats a gun"

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 5 лет назад +112

    Badger: Using the Rifleman, you can supply your teammates with ammo and you can also use an MG
    BF support class: Am I a Joke to you?

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 5 лет назад +2

      *FREEDOM60 flashbacks intensify*
      We need to go back

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 лет назад

      @@grimreminder5038 go back in the past and make BFV better im in

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 5 лет назад +1

      @@hunterbg7531 there isn't enough LSD to make it better

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 лет назад +2

      @@grimreminder5038 fair enought
      Then lets make Battlefield 3 great again

    • @kingofthefallen1567
      @kingofthefallen1567 5 лет назад

      @@hunterbg7531 yo. Someone say make bf3 great again? I'd quit black tar heroine for that.

  • @JPQuartered
    @JPQuartered 5 лет назад +21

    “SILENCE LIBERAL”
    Greatest line I’ve ever heard

  • @The_Thulhu
    @The_Thulhu 5 лет назад +5

    4:45 A MOSSBERG 12 Gauge above his headboard? That's one hell of an American.

  • @mightygamer242
    @mightygamer242 4 года назад +6

    Fun fact, any weapon can be considered an lmg if it has a large mag size and heavy barrel so yes with the right attachments a glock can be an lmg

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 2 года назад +1

      Incorrect, because of the pistol caliber, or SUB-caliber, it would be a SUBmachine gun, not a LIGHT machine gun.

  • @parker6362
    @parker6362 5 лет назад +56

    This video was also sponsored by AMERICA.... Thanks for the patriotic ending

    • @GlizzyGobbler62
      @GlizzyGobbler62 5 лет назад +3

      You damn right

    • @joshbrown8450
      @joshbrown8450 5 лет назад

      United States of America
      What are the chances of getting a response from a legend country

    • @GlizzyGobbler62
      @GlizzyGobbler62 5 лет назад +1

      @@joshbrown8450 1776% chance

    • @joshbrown8450
      @joshbrown8450 5 лет назад

      United States of America
      lol. I heard Canada has oil btw

    • @GlizzyGobbler62
      @GlizzyGobbler62 5 лет назад +1

      @@joshbrown8450 its freedom time then

  • @callmeastaire5700
    @callmeastaire5700 5 лет назад +96

    Your GLOCK-RONI combo would be classified as on the cusp between Submachine Gun or Personal Defense Weapon.
    -A Gun Nut

    • @isak_elof6987
      @isak_elof6987 5 лет назад +1

      Stock and foregrip=Short Barreled Rifle, and that is how ATF works.....

    • @callmeastaire5700
      @callmeastaire5700 5 лет назад +4

      Isak_Elof legally a Short-Barreled Rifle and a machine gun, yes, but not technically.

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 лет назад +1

      I'm pretty sure you meant "the 2nd amendment covers that."

    • @callmeastaire5700
      @callmeastaire5700 5 лет назад

      Tetro Bro yes, the NFA restrictions on it are unconstitutional.

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 5 лет назад

      @@callmeastaire5700 so much yes

  • @Ch4pp13
    @Ch4pp13 5 лет назад +5

    so, just to summarise, Blackwood is an organisation that's involved in gunrunning, human trafficking, everything inbetween, digging for artifacts in Chernobyl and plans on taking their operations starside, eventually contacting the Grox from Spore and ask if they'd be interested in an alliance.

  • @drakeroten8928
    @drakeroten8928 3 года назад +5

    Badger: *sees dead body*
    Badger: “TAKE SOME AMMO SOLDIER”

  • @umamisoy
    @umamisoy 5 лет назад +18

    Yo that Chicago bit cought me OFF GUARD
    Man and death grips? best video Badger

  • @D.S_
    @D.S_ 5 лет назад +4

    14:12
    "YOU COME OUTSIDE YOU'RE SHIT IS GONE"
    *-goes outside-*
    "My Shit is gone"
    'NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @Nano-eo5hk
    @Nano-eo5hk 5 лет назад +29

    You best be releasing a Pavlov VR video boi, if you don’t I’ll pull up on your block and let that .40 bang!!

  • @TheRealRyanGosling1
    @TheRealRyanGosling1 2 года назад +5

    17:10 this should be how every military mission should be