Best joke of the game was Black Cat claiming to have a child and Peter legitimately not knowing if it was his. At one point Peter tried to do the mental math of how old the kid was
TheRussianBadger: Describes Sable troops as highly incompetent, advanced, inaccurate, cool looking and cool speaking soldiers. Me: So they're basically Stormtroopers from Star Wars
The idea Batman doesn't kill people is a huge misunderstanding of the fan-base that spread to younger writers. If you really think a guy who according to the accepted canon can bench press a thousand pounds and leg press twice that who is a master in literally almost every lethal form of hand-to-hand combat known to man isn't bodying dudes left and right, you need a reality check. Dude could casually punch a UFC Heavyweight and probably send him into a fucking seizure - a kick? GG. Joe Rogan famously knocked a dude out in a high school martial arts tournament with one kick to to gut. Now imagine Batman doing the same thing. Your fucking spine would shatter and you'd be a human vegetable the rest of your living days if you were lucky.
@@Neutral_Tired Well then the original writers did not grasp how easy it is for a master of multiple martial arts in peak human condition to beat a man to death.
8:23 Thank you. Black Cat is the true partner for Peter,I mean Peter trusts Felicia enough she knows his identity and they obviously had a “complicated” relationship every time MJ is either on break or not interested. I mean MJ complains so damn many times which ig can be understandable but she gets so angry at him for the wrong reasons, I just prefer the Black Cat I pray in Marvels Spider-Man 2 it’s a choice to be with Felicia
@@charlieharrington9555 Yet,he immediately put it behind him and forgave. He just wanted her to be alive and safe. At the end of the DLC Peter told MJ he was relieved but I think a part of him was excited to be raising a child with Felicia,Peter knows the best of her out of anyone.
if you look carefully, you see that when thrown off buildings, once they reach a certain height they magically web to the nearest building wall as if spider man has set up a million trip mines around the perimeter of everything in the city.
Isn’t Scorpion supposed to be stronger than him? If Spider-Man can defeat Iron-man, Titania and the entire X-men(except Xavier) by himself, then oh no Scorpion could scale to characters like Warpath, She-Hulk and Warbird(Carol Danvers) if that were the case. Marvel make Scorpion a threatening villain, that’ll be bada$$, also the symbiotes are getting overused.
@@LegacyComics100, bruh, Spider-Man has on multiple occasions soundly beat villains in his sleep. And if Peter has the propitiate strength of a spider, he’s hella strong, like, help land a 747 strong (yes he did that once). This is only a *mere fraction* of Spidys abilities
@@hetzer5926 all comic book characters are insanely strong man! the only constant exception is batman(and the 2 Robinhood arrow guys), and even then he's small building level in the arkham video games.
Oi! Stormtroopers are great shots, when not ordered to let their target escape. And when not shooting at main characters. Clone Troopers were way better though.
There is 60 years worth of spider man story they could have covered before introducing the biggest mistake in the comics existence. Miles was created for all the wrong reasons and it shows. The only good piece of media pertaining to miles is into the spider verse. And a large part of that was just the masterful storytelling and animation(which didn't come from the hacks that invented miles)
@@halogeek6 what’s the issue with miles? He’s an interesting take on a character that HAS been around for 60 years. It was a good idea to change him up
the marvel universe: established that there are several dimensions also, marvel universe: has black Spider-Man with electric powers and invisibility Crimson Miner: *anger*
Well, they get tripwired to the closest building, but how that thing just magically appears on the dude is another matter. And yes i am replying to a half a year comment.deal with it
I feel like TheRussianBadger would make an absolutely PERFECT Spider-Man. He’s so funny and has some legit better quips that Spider-Man in the game does
@@donitasbimbo9216 There's nothing with with liking the Xbox. That's like me going around saying "yield you console peasants. The PC Master race reigns supreme." Fuck outta here
How is that even a competition lol, this game blows all other Spider-Man games out of the water, hell it's probably just slightly worse or even equal with the best Arkham game.
@@Igor19485 I personally like it more than all the Arkhams combined. The combat felt better, the gadgets were actually useful and varied. The traversal is WAY more fun, theres more costumes and the suit powers are hilariously fun. Down again this is all my opinion, but I played through each of the Arkham games once and moved on. I have going on 9 100% play throughs of spider man and it still feels great. Also, I liked spidermans story better. Related to a lot of it more and felt more connected to him and the side characters more than Batman. Also, no mandatory tank missions -_-
Tbf Spider-Man has a lot of villains and they love teaming up against him. Spidey just can't catch a break, poor boy. Like, this game features maybe a fifth of most major Spider-Man baddies? There are just so many, idek.
I love the detail that if you watch someone you throw off the roof, you'll see their fall get interrupted by them getting stuck to the nearest wall. As for trauma and such, it's like with Batman: you do some violent and dangerous crime - your safety is not a priority here, buddy.
2:55 Here’s what makes this punchline so hilarious: the buildup. We just see Spidey spinning through the air, so we know that a punchline is coming. We just don’t know what kind
So I figured it out badger was right Jon curry (the csgo seal voice announcer) also does voice acting for those sable guys. This took me an hour please like.
How the fuck did that take you an hour? found that shit in 3 minutes by just looking at the CS:GO cast (since it's a lot smaller than the spiderman cast) and using ctrl-f to type each name until i found it.
Devs: In the Name of profit youre in the game the marketing Departement will decide your fate Tombstone: IAM THE MARKETING DEPARTEMENT dev: not yet... Tombstone: *pulls out dev saber*
Best joke of the game was Black Cat claiming to have a child and Peter legitimately not knowing if it was his. At one point Peter tried to do the mental math of how old the kid was
Yes
Ayo he and Felicia did the devil's tango?
Fucked up more like lol. And even IF they have a kid she prolly wouldn't say.
Didn't Black Cat not even have a kid, and the whole thing was just to manipulate Peter?
😂
Aunt Mays emotional death scene
RussianBadger:”she never could cut carrots correctly”
This is why I love this channel
same
_Aunt May that’s not how you CUT CARROT-_
I got a ps5 last week and downloaded Spider-Man straight away and aunt may still doesn’t cut carrots correctly
I 100% the whole game and don't remember that scene
Tombstone: I AM THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT!
Taskmaster: NOT YET.
Good one bro
10/10
Obi-Wan Kenobi yep
When Obi-Wan says a Palpatine quote
15:44
I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield. 11:49 One of the best lines I have heard from badger.
*dies 1,001 time*
Badger: i yield
I think its from warhammer
“I sense a faint smell of danger”
“Aw shit,thats a gun.”
Spiderman 1964?-2020
I love it
It's so good
G U N
62 actually
1962
MJ: "I may not have spider powers, but I'm not made of glass!"
Also MJ: Literally gets a game over if enemies even look at her
Right lol 😂 not to mention the way she screams for help
@@kalvin187douglas only can sam raimi make a scream iconic
enemy death stare
Spiderman: "Can you dodge bullets?"
@@dhilipans5412 nhll lol l h h
Bad guys: *doing crime"
Spiderman: "WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"
I know, I know, I'M LATE
Safe word:police brutality
Dududuuuuu
@carsonrenfroe8 cloamker
@carsonrenfroe8 cLoAmKeR
hearing him talk makes me feel like Badger would make an excellent Peter Parker
Bro does look like Peter Parker too
Spider-badger, does what ever- dude can you stop shit posting for one second?
Spider man
"No, I dont kill anybody"
Also spider man
Crumbles every bone in his victim's body for stealing a lady's purse
As long as it's "non-lethal" and they don't die it's fair game.
Also Spiderman: **Fucking tosses a guy off a 3 story building**
"He'll be fine"
A whole DUDE well gravity i guess?
@@dell9431 When you push someone off they do stick to a web
@@ryan-ch6fp AT WHAT SPEED
TheRussianBadger: Describes Sable troops as highly incompetent, advanced, inaccurate, cool looking and cool speaking soldiers.
Me: So they're basically Stormtroopers from Star Wars
I mean, look at that armor.
There is a part in the game where Spider-Man describes them as troopers to yuri.
Dang it you stole my idea. Lol
The resemblance is uncanny
@ThePotatoMan "Lol funy meme stomrtroppers aim suck they got killed by teddybers XDDDDD"
*black cat now legally classified as one of the thicc bois*
No Rhino
@@riftbean8976 rhino is *CHUNKY*
@@nayrosnoflaalfonso1050 That's just another way of saying he *MEGA THICC*
@Samurai Mustache O U T E R U N I V E R S E T H I C C
@@riftbean8976 get a life grow up
Spider-Man: doing 360 pencil dive
Pedestrians: TACTICAL SPIDER-MAN INCOMING
“Still waiting on a marvel movie starring taskmaster”
Well he got his wish.
and the role was garbage to boot
How disappointed do you think he is on how they handled Tasky?
And he was utter garbage. Oh, my bad, I mean SHE
Wait what?
Yeah what?
"9 dudes, an infectious disease, and a giant frozen pizza."
Ah yes, my life in 2020.
who are the 9 dudes in your life?
1:14 , just a joke
@@itwasidio1736 Oh okay, my b
The life of everyone in 2020 basically, lmao.
Kingpin : *sitting and crying*
"The taser makes things a little bit better"
Me: wait.....isn't the taser aquired in the LAST stealth Mission with Mj?
You also use it in the stealth mission of the Black Cat Heist DLC
@@josephbeltran4145 you have to pay for a barely good time sounds fun
@@kendrawilson8527 To each their own. But I didn't pay for the stealth. I play cause I love the game
Yup
As I just played through Spider-Man this is very true
Badger: "thatll teach those orphans to mess with me"
*explosion*
Badger: " what the heck...OH MY PIZZA!"
Spidey and Batman are part of the “I won’t kill you but your hospital bills will” team
For Batman, he'd tack on a "oh yeah, I own the hospital btw"
The idea Batman doesn't kill people is a huge misunderstanding of the fan-base that spread to younger writers.
If you really think a guy who according to the accepted canon can bench press a thousand pounds and leg press twice that who is a master in literally almost every lethal form of hand-to-hand combat known to man isn't bodying dudes left and right, you need a reality check. Dude could casually punch a UFC Heavyweight and probably send him into a fucking seizure - a kick? GG. Joe Rogan famously knocked a dude out in a high school martial arts tournament with one kick to to gut. Now imagine Batman doing the same thing. Your fucking spine would shatter and you'd be a human vegetable the rest of your living days if you were lucky.
@@OGRamrod Batman refusing to kill has been a part of the character since Batman #4 in 1940
@@Neutral_Tired Well then the original writers did not grasp how easy it is for a master of multiple martial arts in peak human condition to beat a man to death.
@@OGRamrod yeah cus batman and super heroes in general are known for their hyper realism
I know it’s late…But damn is Badger a shockingly good fit for a snarky spider-man
exactly and how the fuck did i beat spiderman 3 times with all the dlcs and never notice the fucking skip button on the puzzles...i need rest
@@sparkun1don’t stress it bro I think you have to manually activate it in the settings
@@sparkun1oh hey in new game+ do i keep my items or nah?
@@streaming_accountyes u keep whatever you unlocked in the first play through
I’d watch a full play through video of Badger just dubbing the entire story mode and even the side stories.
Please!
I'll invest
Same
@@steampunkguy2036 same
Same
“She never could cut carrots correctly” got me more than it should have
7:25 that's Jameson's laugh in Spider-Man 2.
"*extreme cackle* _finishes_ Ya serious?"
More like 5:15. It had me cracking up
You serious?
Me when I'm about to nut but I have another tab open
" pay ya for what? Standing there? "
I would honestly buy a game where its Badger's voice instead of Spider-Man's voice
Can we get some modders on this ASAP plz?
I would pay thousands
YES
O.m.g. That‘d feel like a Deadpool-Edition of the game. 😂🤣😂👍
I would pay millions for that
Taskmaster is so cool I mean in my opinion my favourite things about him are
1. His voice
2. His design
3. The sword
4. HES TASKMASTER
NOT YET
I wished they had used this one in the Avengers game. That one looks pretty bad.
Not yet
I hope that in Spider-Man PS4 2(which is gonna be a thing) he is a main villain/antagonist in the game
Jack’s world of cars and planes Batman whips his ass
"I'm still waiting on a Marvel movie featuring Taskmaster"
Well, he got his wish, but in probably the worst way possible.
I mean, from an action perspective, Taskmaster was perfect
@@justaghostinthesea yeah, but from what I remember, everything else was horrendous.
@@alexanderlaird3 Fair enough
OH. THE GUY
I thought people meant the show
I really want him to do a video on Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Simon Krieger: blah blah blah bad guy blah blah blah nuform.
TheRussianBadger: can i get uhhhhhhhhh boneless pizza
"The downside of miles and mj"
Same
Same ngl
They removed the stealth missions so that’s nice, and they made you op with cloak.
13:12 I wonder if he ever remembered this and was like “Well they fucken did it. A timberland Spider-Man”
Mr.Stark I don't feel so good.
Taskmaster: Not Yet.
Taskmaster is Thanos' weakness to snapping people out of existance.
**Taskmaster dodging the snap**
@@qtulhoo not yet
Friendly Neighborhood Webhead how do you do fellow fantasy character
@@generalgrievous3667 hello there
8:23
Thank you. Black Cat is the true partner for Peter,I mean Peter trusts Felicia enough she knows his identity and they obviously had a “complicated” relationship every time MJ is either on break or not interested. I mean MJ complains so damn many times which ig can be understandable but she gets so angry at him for the wrong reasons, I just prefer the Black Cat I pray in Marvels Spider-Man 2 it’s a choice to be with Felicia
Felicia literally lied to and deceived Peter during DLC, she’s an antagonist, there won’t be a “choice” 🤣
@@charlieharrington9555 Yet,he immediately put it behind him and forgave. He just wanted her to be alive and safe. At the end of the DLC Peter told MJ he was relieved but I think a part of him was excited to be raising a child with Felicia,Peter knows the best of her out of anyone.
Bitch, Peter is the same of the comics, he and black cat are never gonna be a thing
Black cat Is literally the most toxic girl Peter has ever been with, you're just horny for cat themed expandex suited girls
18:09
"You are surrounded--"
"Gimme that mic- EAT LEAD!"
the guy meant eat leg
I heard lead and yes I know I’m from 2020 but idc.
Honestly those cops in GTA 3 were epically funny
Spiderman: I don't wanna kill.
Also him: *uses conclusive webs and throws them off roof* "yep he's OK"
if you look carefully, you see that when thrown off buildings, once they reach a certain height they magically web to the nearest building wall as if spider man has set up a million trip mines around the perimeter of everything in the city.
@@trystanreadman1764 yeah it’s like he just sets a trip mine on them when he sends them off.
@@trystanreadman1764 *at what speed*
@@toasterhavingabath6980 same speed as the trip mines
@@trystanreadman1764 Sometimes there is no web boi, I saw what happened to some of them... It was terrifying, they..
*DIED*
Badger: I want a Marvel movie with Taskmaster. Black Widow movie: Hello There
general kenobi
Black Widow Movie: Goodbye now
Anyone notice in the Spider-Man game he sounds like Amon?
@@ryf9265 this is where the fun begins
Yeah but know one will see it cause of covid then disney+ will charge $30 to see it
5:33 When Pete is doing the Spider-Cop voice, he sorta sounds like a young Sasuke Uchiha.
@Ishfarz thank god, finally I know why!
“Hits enemies like a belt from a step-father” bro 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This post gave me cancer, thanks a lot!
I just scrolled up from the videos as he said that line and saw this comment
You mean a plane to the head then a brick to whatever is left of you?
POV: All of them had stepfathers
Badger: “Spider-Man is OP”
My dear friend, you have no idea how overpowered spidy is.
Facts
Isn’t Scorpion supposed to be stronger than him? If Spider-Man can defeat Iron-man, Titania and the entire X-men(except Xavier) by himself, then oh no Scorpion could scale to characters like Warpath, She-Hulk and Warbird(Carol Danvers) if that were the case.
Marvel make Scorpion a threatening villain, that’ll be bada$$, also the symbiotes are getting overused.
@@LegacyComics100, bruh, Spider-Man has on multiple occasions soundly beat villains in his sleep.
And if Peter has the propitiate strength of a spider, he’s hella strong, like, help land a 747 strong (yes he did that once).
This is only a *mere fraction* of Spidys abilities
@@hetzer5926 all comic book characters are insanely strong man! the only constant exception is batman(and the 2 Robinhood arrow guys), and even then he's small building level in the arkham video games.
@@HiHello-wb9yq Batman has beaten superman before 😝
No joke the sable dudes are voiced by Jon Curry, who also plays the SEAL team in CS:GO, so you're completely correct
Cs:Spiderman
Counter Spider: New York Offensive.
HOLY SHIT CSGO AND SPIDER-MAN IN SAME UNIVERSE CONFIRMED!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!????
DPI stanley counter spidey global offensive.
16:54
“We’re the best in the world.”
[Miss every shot they make at someone 10ft away from them]
Me: Yep sums up stormtroopers
to be fair they do hit you in combat if you dont dodge in time
Oi! Stormtroopers are great shots, when not ordered to let their target escape. And when not shooting at main characters.
Clone Troopers were way better though.
@@santa_with_a_gun they suck aiming at the bad guys but yeah they could be accurate shots at SM
Badger: what about a movie staring taskmaster
Mavel: not yet
“Mavel”
Marvel woops I did right
Maybe not in this year, cuz we know what to the Father.
Give it time and Marvel will make movies of each side character, NPC, and movie extra that have been on screen for more than one frame
Why? What purpose would he serve you mcu tards always want solo movies of everyone
*I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD!!!*
11:48 btw
Alright alright i give up
Nice shaving ad
11:50
I love the voice in that part
@@samuelblackraine5828 Then you'll love this
ruclips.net/video/BZLlBZry8bs/видео.html
When he said tuck your knees you will be fine at 4:15 the guy next to him goes into a ball XD
Lmao i just now see that😂
"Don't worry buddy I'm not gonna hurt-SORYUKEN!" had got to be the funniest line I ever heard today
“You’re insistin’…
*contemplates life choices*
…on a fistin’”
This is it. This is the best line
19:09 me and the boys in a Spider-Man game
Oh god !!....... Y didn't i notice that 😂
Well someone had to comment it. Thanks for your service.
it's not the boys tho
This comment is at 666 likes... I'm about to ruin it.
Jack the Destroyer omg I’m your 669th like, NOICE....,,,,,,,......
Marvel: Insomniac, do you think that there's to many villains in this ga-
Insomnia: I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD
Not yet
I would laugh if Insomnia said that to Marvel
5:58 this didn't age very well
Came here to say this
HEY I WAS GONA SAY THAT
someone had to say it
Turns out he's obsessed with sumn else lmao
"Her inclusion in gameplay makes no sense, *same goes for that punk kid Miles.* "
* 2 years and 1 new console later *
*"Ok, let's do this..."*
There is 60 years worth of spider man story they could have covered before introducing the biggest mistake in the comics existence. Miles was created for all the wrong reasons and it shows. The only good piece of media pertaining to miles is into the spider verse. And a large part of that was just the masterful storytelling and animation(which didn't come from the hacks that invented miles)
@@halogeek6 I mean but like, did you play MM?
@@halogeek6 i mean... The new game is pretty good
@@halogeek6 what’s the issue with miles? He’s an interesting take on a character that HAS been around for 60 years. It was a good idea to change him up
the marvel universe: established that there are several dimensions
also, marvel universe: has black Spider-Man with electric powers and invisibility
Crimson Miner: *anger*
They should make a mode called “ The Badger Voice Over” where basically badger replaces all of Peters dialogue with badgers funny shit 😂😂😂
Randomz Stuff OMG YES
Nah just have Yuri re-record all of the lines for Spider-man with a script by Badger so it still sounds like Spider-man saying it all
dude i'm sure someone somewhere could at the very least make a mod like that it would be so dope
@@MajorReynolds92 add spin de wheel and I would buy
@@CrossBones327 Spirit Spider's dialogue is nothing but quotes from Rattle Six Doot.
19:58 I have one good and one bad news for you:
- A movie starring Taskmaster is indeed coming out
-It was supposed to come out a few months ago
Pain.
*cough cough* black widow *cough cough*
@maheerfirework here you g- wait
It doesn't exist, why am I even here *sobs in a corner*
I bet they won't be able copy moves like taskmaster cuz movies. And black widow needs to beat them
@Rund bruh it’s a joke
I CANNOT WAIT FOR SPICY SARCASTIC SUPERJERK 2!!!!
Dormammu: *exists*
Doctor Strange: 11:50
EDIT: I actually made a video of Doctor Strange enduring a thousand deaths
😂😂😂😂
It angers me how accurate that is.
@@f.i.r.e.5119 I mean it is extremely true lol
I've come to bargain
Silver Sable....marriage material
Black Cat.....one night stand
MJ.....Back away very slowly and don’t get involved
Elite Speedster 261 No, why would anyone want to hook up with someone who faked having your kid.
@@JRGProjects Spidey is fated to hook up with "MJ", so Black Cat got jelly. It's even more tragic by how laughable bad she is in the whole damn game.
@@JRGProjects I wouldnt care
Black Cat is a couple of one night stands. Like 5 or 6 one night stands
What about Rhino
2:36
I need a 10 hour version of this, please. For scientific purposes.
Migswag 21 bruh im tryna find oit what the songs called 😫😫😫
Me too
it's in the description; just loop it forever on youtube
AuNt MaY ThAts NoT HoW YoU CUt CaRrOts!
I SAID WELL COVER THAT LATER
A masterpiece.
One that I come to to prevent nightmares because this thing is the funniest thing I've ever seen and I don't wanna let it go
Something I literally JUST LEARNED was that when you throw the dudes off the building, they get webbed to it using magic.
Well, they get tripwired to the closest building, but how that thing just magically appears on the dude is another matter.
And yes i am replying to a half a year comment.deal with it
@@parsalimooee4372 my theory is that the webbing has tiny little microbes that are made to tripwire so that they don’t fall to their death.
@@SavimusProductions thats actully a good theory. It probably activates by velocity .
Okay but what about kicking a guy so hard in the jaw he goes up like 3 Michael Jordan's in the air
twenty minute badger video?
Then it’s
*_P I Z Z A T I M E_*
Stephen Reed Not yet.
11:49 when your big brother demands you to give up the last poptart
I hope my lil bro doesnt do that XD
XD
@@Hugoish no. i got mushed off. ....
*Not BeForE I tooK off with 3/4 of the Pop Tart!*
Hey any man how can you tell Tony and big???
I AM that big brother!
But I am the one buying the poptarts.
0:36 I will pay my rent when YOU FIX THIS DAMM DOOR
-Toby Maguire
Taskmaster, ready for your own movie
Taskmaster: NOT YET
😂😂😂😂
Good one
Thanks
@@miccool9ice363 you are welcome man
Not yet
100th LIKE!!
A suit upgrade that gives you electric punches at the expense of reducing the game to 2 frames a second. Is this game Arkham Origins?
Oof
at least arkham origins fps is good
@@iareanoob2277 *laughs in pc launch*
Gradius Not yet...
2 frames is all you need
1:49 okay can we take a moment to appreciate how smooth that cut was?
This video is three years old. It has not failed to make me laugh each time I watch it. This is a national treasure.
13:40"Todays's forecast is WINDY with a chance of WINDIER"😂
Todays's
Love it😂😂😂
I feel like TheRussianBadger would make an absolutely PERFECT Spider-Man.
He’s so funny and has some legit better quips that Spider-Man in the game does
Says the xbot guy
@@donitasbimbo9216 fuck off don't make fun of anybody
@@donitasbimbo9216 There's nothing with with liking the Xbox. That's like me going around saying "yield you console peasants. The PC Master race reigns supreme."
Fuck outta here
6:12 my one of my favorite parts I still watch this like almost two years later
I love that all the jokes badger makes could be jokes spidey would actually make, it makes it that much better
0:16 made me spit out my soda. Now my nose friggin burns. Thanks, Badger.
SHURUKEN
Thanks, Obama
*my fucken molars*
The. Best. Spider-Man. Game. Ever. Made.
Also, the best Spider-Man PS4 review ever made xD
Naw mate Spider-Man 2 was for the GameCube
That first is true. The second part...mmmm...no.
How is that even a competition lol, this game blows all other Spider-Man games out of the water, hell it's probably just slightly worse or even equal with the best Arkham game.
@@Igor19485 I personally like it more than all the Arkhams combined. The combat felt better, the gadgets were actually useful and varied. The traversal is WAY more fun, theres more costumes and the suit powers are hilariously fun. Down again this is all my opinion, but I played through each of the Arkham games once and moved on. I have going on 9 100% play throughs of spider man and it still feels great.
Also, I liked spidermans story better. Related to a lot of it more and felt more connected to him and the side characters more than Batman.
Also, no mandatory tank missions -_-
I am an insult to this game because I am at max level on the hardest difficulty there is and I’m almost at the rhino boss battle
11:50 when my parents tell me to go to sleep because it’s bedtime
Accurate
Hahahahahha
I love that Dreadnought's voice.
Me when my mom tells me to get off my phone
Baby: Eats Mothers milk.
Spiderman: Crumbles every single bone in it's body.
This joke only works with a crime. TRY AGAIN.
So does Batman and his a regular martial arts master, super detective guy... what i mean, no superpowers.
@@edwardbo4666 i commented this 9 months ago
@@MagnusBille And? In comment terms that's a short amount of time.
@@edwardbo4666 i am a different person now
“Am I a murderer now?!” Taskmaster:NOT YET
Marvel: How many villains do you want in this game
Insomniac:YES
I think you meant sony
Tracy C. No insomniac made the game
Tbf Spider-Man has a lot of villains and they love teaming up against him. Spidey just can't catch a break, poor boy. Like, this game features maybe a fifth of most major Spider-Man baddies? There are just so many, idek.
I love the detail that if you watch someone you throw off the roof, you'll see their fall get interrupted by them getting stuck to the nearest wall.
As for trauma and such, it's like with Batman: you do some violent and dangerous crime - your safety is not a priority here, buddy.
Far from home spoiler alert
J.K Simmons is back to being J.J.J
TheNumberZer0 wow. Thought this would be a funny joke but no
@@UTMG lmfao guessing nothing will come of that now.😭
GabrielDeGuánica well i have some good news buddy
Sup Crypto
TheNumberZer0
Hush 🤫
Imagine seeing spiderman launch himself off of Avengers tower, torpedo straight downward and just get vaporized.
11:50 U just made this scene a million times better😂😂😂😂😂
*I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD*
Yeah it looks like something he'd do in that costume.
"basicaly if Dr.Disrespect was obsessed with supper heros" hmm, that aged well.
Don‘t get me wrong, I love your R6S videos, but it’s awesome to see some of the „old“ content again
Spoggi99 why does taskmaster remind me of vigil
Nine
The OG content is battlefield bad company 2 😔 I miss dat game sm
a bunch of R6S fags probably marked you for death with that comment.
7.62 x39mm no i didnt
Thanos: I am inevitable
Taskmaster: NOT YET!!!!
Noooo
Its ahem..
not yet 😌👌
1:55 That yeet gave me some form of life
Lmao
“Is this what murder looks like? Am I a murderer now?”
Spider-Badger
2:55 Here’s what makes this punchline so hilarious: the buildup. We just see Spidey spinning through the air, so we know that a punchline is coming. We just don’t know what kind
Noah Da. Ark wow
2:35 when he start spinning I was thinking “tactical nuke incoming”
If anybody sees this
A: you are a legend
B: she actually says “badass” not “that ass”
Yes
No
Maybe
Possibly
Not sure
that doctor disrespect comment aged like fine milk.
So I figured it out badger was right Jon curry (the csgo seal voice announcer) also does voice acting for those sable guys. This took me an hour please like.
Thats soo Cool thanks also I subbed
Nah man, you deserve it. Research pays off.
How the fuck did that take you an hour? found that shit in 3 minutes by just looking at the CS:GO cast (since it's a lot smaller than the spiderman cast) and using ctrl-f
to type each name until i found it.
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@@connorboyle2585 I used CTRL+F4
Every villain in the campaign I SLEEP.... OH LAWD IT'S THE HEAVY BOIS REAL SHIT?
I’ll give you 10 free heavy boi replay buttons
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10:05 when you realize this is basically 2020 in a nutshell
Why the fuck is this becoming a reality more and more, what the fuck
SUKA BLYAT
@@borkbork6888 weirdly enough, it's spelt cyka
Yup
Crime, Australia, and Covid.....
Yep
5:57 Ohhhhh boy this comparison did not age into 2024 well...
Devs: In the Name of profit youre in the game the marketing Departement will decide your fate
Tombstone: IAM THE MARKETING DEPARTEMENT
dev: not yet...
Tombstone: *pulls out dev saber*
Man of culture.
Tombstone...
Me: D U M M Y T H I C C
Devs: (quitely) wait can he do that?
Gonna be honest: This is by far one of the EASIEST games to 100% complete. Trophies included.
Eh you probably played it on easy
UndertaleSkeleBros even on ultimate it’s easy
Yeah. It’s just a _really_ long grind for it
Yeah, but it still requires dedication and is super fun throughout
Zachattack 4625 it’s not one of the easiest it’s one of the simplest
Next spider man intro
"SPIDER MAN IS BLACK"
Bruh
@@elisoto9116 what hes black
Nothing It’s A joke gotta problem
@@lewisgarner5615 ??
He became more powerful because he can say the n-word
The Dr. Disrespect mention doesn't age well...
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We wasn’t obsessed because you were a superhero spider man. Sorry but I had to make this joke
You need to make a Spider-Man film immediately
Not yet
............................. NOT YET.................
Not yet
Not yet
''I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield"
both terrifying and hilarious
"Silver Sable is the best girl"
Don't give me that crap, we all know Rhino is the best girl.
Actually rhino does not classify as best girl.
Rino classifies as the greatest entity to ever live
5:58 dalm that, REALLY did not age well
NOOOO i was about to comment this lmao
Brother I was just about to comment the same thing…he aint yapping his way outta this one
I W I L L E N D U R E A T H O U S A N D D E A T H S B E F O R E I Y I E L D
FOR THE EMPEROR
I will endure a thousand deaths before i yeild
*B U R N I N H O L Y F I R E*
@@AurelionSass Brother, get the Flamer. The HEAVY. FLAMER.
WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH!
We are one with the Emperor.
Just leaving myself some timestamps, don't mind me.
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Thank you friend
Thank u, that made my day
Thanks bro
MOAR MOTERBIKE
I'm just gonna leave this here don't mind me 0:00
Badger the type of homie to upload just to make people fail no nut November
Samson that Jew boi You can’t spell nutrition without nut
@@lukefrederiks5906 Am I right?
u rite
Lord have mercy the"I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield"quote went so hard