The Life of a Medieval Ruler
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2023
- AD | Lord Martin has his work cut out for him. Try Crusader Kings 3 for yourself that you can play for free on steam from May 11th to 14th @crusaderkings Paradox Paid Partnership
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Try Crusader Kings 3 for yourself that you can play for free on steam from May 11th to 14th:
play.crusaderkings.com/JacksonField
No
.....Someone make the kingdom of Lord Martin the Inbreed
Ok
Jokes on you, i already own it
Do you play paradox games, or just doing the add? Would love more CK3 videos like this one!
John the Untrustworthy really lives up to his name. Can't be trusted to not poison people, but also can't be trusted to poison the right person. 😂
True gamers refer to this spectacular phenomenon as
Friendly fire
Wait no it would be unfriendly sheild- er water
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂
@@pumkin610 Collatoral damage.
Or maybe an odd use of splash damage?
He had one job
"I incest you try it" killed me, you dropped it so casually 😭😭
Lol, no one else saw that? I'm suprised.
Lol i didn't even realise on the first go
Took me out completely, tbh.
"Insist"😂
Game of thrones fans: “first time?”
No joke this is the best sponsorship someone has ever pulled off
There was a sponsorship?! 🤯
Oh wait, it's just at the end
@@myew8238 Yeah, Inbred Inc. Is really pumping its budget on advertising atm.
Ssethtzeentach comes close
@@NearlyH3adlessNick CK3 is made by Paradox Interactive
"John The Untrustworthy"
A very common name indeed
Perfect for a kings advisor
@@anthonyferrara8873
To be fair , his intrigue stat is very high
He's been a friend of the family for years. Just ask his cousin Serpent-Eyes.
Aegon V the Untrustworthy
@@anthonyferrara8873 Or England's greatest King's younger brother
Props to the camera man who was willing to go back in time
Goated bf1 profile picture
No he went to the future
@@rainimatorfan8717No he went to the
@@LivonianGuy your mothers house
@@rainimatorfan8717 present...
Surely nothing could be suspicious or untrustworthy about John the Untrustworthy, right?
Of course not!
Everyone knows that you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover.
ofc not! He was willing to guard my treasures for only half of it. And look at how rich he is considering how many commoners are also trusting their earnings with him up to the point that whenever I try to get my treasures back he was always busy or not at home( even though I could have swore I heard his moaning when my wife was cleaning his house while he's gone)
@{The Autumn Wind} that was his brother, Dr. Backstabber, he's a chiropractor.
Clues in the name.. and don’t call me Shirley.
@@GearWukongit's sarcasm
I'm sure the man who gave a drink to Lord Martin ain't sus
Agreed he’s totally not gonna try to claim the throne by certain methods. Or proving that he’s actually martins inbred, inbred brother. Because he’s perfectly happy I mean look at him he screams Joyful to me.
That's why hes an advisor and loves the kingdom dearly :)
He actually gave the drink to the dude who was calling Martin inbred
A buddy of mine saw Lord Martin’s family tree, and he said Lord Martin is inbred. He said Lord Martin is his own uncle.
You're coming with me to the dungeon
He's his own grandpa
@@NoNameAtAll2 and so are you
I'm gonna need the name of this friend during our interrogation in the dungeon
@@chrisriley2321 but he is adamist so it doesnt matter
I think this is 100x funnier that it's an actual ad
When advertising/ sponsorship is done well
Pdx marketing department is pretty good
100% gameplay accurate
@@andrewgreenwood9068for example the cities skylines 2 crane
Ck3 ads < ck2 ads
This man casually teleported back in time just to give us Middle Ages skit, respect
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE STOP
@@butcolusite in he is the last vid I saw he was the most liked comment
At the cost of having sex with family
Are you also one of the inbreeds in the video? jkjk
@@Uzbekistan_Real Who pissed in your cereal today
That last “Dad?” Killed me
“Father? I’m your brother. Dad??” I died omg💀💀
So weird that Sir Thomas the misunderstood-but-ultimately-good-guy-behind-the-scenes died suddenly and randomly. Good thing John the Untrustworthy was there to step up!
Best ad I’ve ever seen lol
Completely captures the game in all its glory and incest
Ck3 is my favorite eugenics simulator
Ck3 be when you start a new game be like:”For Glory and most importantly *Glorious Incest*
@@metalvoiceguy1232and in that game incest is important for the eugenics program because of the pure blood trait
Dude got the sweet Paradox sponsorship! Kudos to you man
He'll be giving Stellaris empires a safety audit before you know it.
"How many times do I have to tell you people! Put handrails on the black hole observatory deck!"
@Joe G " You mean to tell me this room is used to dissolve aliens into energy? Where are the handrails!"
@@StarboyXL9any sane person would sell their soul before taking a stellaris sponsorship
Idk what is it, but something about John the Untrustworthy makes him seem like the kind of guy I'd let take care of my puppy while on vacation 🤔 he just has that, "I got you, dont worry" vibe
John the Untrustworthy indeed, couldn't even be trusted to assassinate the right guy
Well from one inbred to another, don’t always let your haters get to you even though your dad is your brother!
Dude what!
Yeah. People are just the worst. They take a look at our hunched shoulders and weird jaws and abnormally long pe-ni and just assume the worst.
Stay pure ✊🏻
@@ToonZ_1776 abnormally long _WHAT_
@@ultimateshipper8997 👀
“My father will be hearing about this” - Draco Malloy and LORD Martin the Inbred
I was scrolling through the comments just tp fine this
“My father will hear about this” I’m sorry, medieval time’s version of Draco Malloy?
I'm sorry, but the final pun was amazing
Ah, back in the days when surnames meant something to people.
Good times 😂
Mine means “wicked man” or “bush man”. Wicked man is just cooler
As a medieval Ruler myself I can say this is fairly accurate
The Catholic Church was actually super anti-incest to an excessive degree, you'd need a dispensation to marry even a distant cousin. The true oppression of those Dark Ages...
The best ad I have seen in a while
One of THE smoothest sponsored ads I’ve ever seen
john the untrustworthy is actually king martin’s trusted right hand man even willing to poison his opposition what a trustworthy guy
Bruh this is like the best sponsorship a RUclipsr has done. I was dying on the floor when he said “ we incest you try it” 😂😂
"I incest you try it"I can't with these lines lmao
That was the best plug I've ever seen 😂
I need at least three seasons of this please! 😂
😂😂😂😂
I’m the sole grandfather for my 5 grandkids in my current campaign. I named my kingdom Alabama
He wasn't even trying to use the inbreeding to disrupt the kingdom or usurp the throne, he was just trying to make sure everyone was on the same page.
Medieval theme, mentions incest in the first 15 seconds: I knew it was a CK video before it even started 😂
Id buy it
If i had money
Or steam
Or a PC
Or a life
im not sure you need a life to play ck3 (coming from a ck3 player)
I love the ever-increasing production value and costume collection 😂
Edit: such drama🤣
CRUSADER KINGS 3 THE GAME WHERE INBREEDING HAPPENS DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS
Wrong I do it on purpose
No, embrace it
Ah, so his title of "the untrustworthy" doesn't refer to how he's a backstabber, he's just really bad at his job
John the Untrustworthy is a descendent of Serpent Eyes 😂😅
I want this to be a movie
I play the elder kings mod, and I play as the Ayleid, who can live up to 350 years. So I’ll just see “this is your wife, sister in law, granddaughter, great granddaughter, queen, best friend, and soulmate”
john the untrustworthy has kept his word as far as im concerned
"My father is gonna hear about this! who may or may not be my brother" LMAOO
This feels like a horrible histories skit and I love it😂
"I incest you try it"
💀💀💀🍃
"My father will be hearing about this"
Yall get the reference
I verify this.
It's struggling working on my Kingdom, pretty hard
What a crossover. Man’s really hitting the big leagues now. Gonna name my first knight after you Mr. Field next time I play
John the untrustworthy
John the untrustworthy seems like a trustworthy servant.
When you write down his family tree, you'll be going in circles
3 seconds in this short and I already thought about my favorite game... And the ending do lift my chest
this is the best ad i’ve ever watched
LoL
"Father? Im your brother"
"Dad?!"
Im dying XD
Ah yes lord Martin the ruler of a kingdom.
This is the best ad for any crusader game
I'd totally trust John The Untrustworthy.
"My father will be hearing about this!"
*The entire HP fandom has been summoned*
As a Slytherin I can confirm his father did hear about what happened
If lord Martin was more inbread he’d be a sandwich
"MY FATHER WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS" Draco in his past life. Oh the irony...
Can't believe this is an ad for Crusaders Kings 3 lmao. What a great sponsored video
“My father will hear about this, who may be my brother”
My brain is not braining
You forgot the part where your kingdom is wrecked by ottomans
Dude i would honestly just do whatever makes you the happiest, man. I'll watch either type of content from you, tbh. As long as you're enjoying it keep it up dude. And nah bro, SuchArt is a based AF game. And classical music can bang sometimes.
This is why you make divine marriage a part of your religion
john got that gargamel drip 💀💀
This is the first time an ad actually made me want to play a game
That play on the confessional scene was masterful.
John the Untrustworthy. A man so untrustworthy that he couldn't trust himself
Never forget the Hapenburgs, who didn’t stop inbreeding until they were more closely related than children to biological siblings
This man deserves an Oscar 😂❤❤
As a CK3 player I knew this was an ad from the start.
“My father will be hearing about this” Draco Malfoy is that you????
That “drink up my lord” got me rolling every time 😂
This is one of the best ads for ck3 I’ve seen
this has got to be the best ad for something ive ever seen
Didn't even know I was being advertised to until you plugged CK3 at the end and it all made perfect sense
Ah yea... just another normal family drama of medieval neighborhood
I was just about to say the average Crusader kings 3 play through and it turned out this was a ad for the game lol
I think I add a layer of complexity here that I don't want to unpack. Ever.
The CK3 music added in makes me love your content even more.
I can't believe this is an AD, man you are a genious
Omg I actually recognised that music when he drank out of that mug and was so excited to see you actually got sponsored to do a CK III ad by Paradox 💜
I love these kind of sponsors. They really make me watch all of the video.
This is amazing chieftain, keep it up
Didn't expect that sponsor but what a great ad
"My father will hear about this!"
- Guess the quote
That outro line is pure gold mate :D
This has gotta be one of your best videos 😂
Game of Thrones has gotten people confused. They did not have modern hangups about that kind of thing back when kings ruled the world.
They actually did, though. While marrying Cousins was considered fine, as was marrying Aunts and Uncles, the very idea of marrying members of your immediate family was taboo.
For Lord Martin’s Father to also be his Brother, Lord Martin’s Father would have had to marry his own Mother, which I assure you very much was scandalous back then.
Yo! I'm so glad they are bringing back this style of Ad. I loved the low budget looking the CK2 ads.
This guys makes the BEST ads
“Crusader kings’ advertising team would like to speak with you”
It scares me that I understood the reference without knowing that I was seeing that the ck3
That I insist you try it was the most passive aggressive thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
Literally crusader kings in real life
No joke I didn't even figure out it was an ad before the end
This is how you make a good ad damn
I literally bought the game the day before I saw this. Thats next level ads. Buying stuff BEFORE you even see the ad.
bro all these ck3 ads are so amazing