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The Ministry of Magic Gets Audited
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Handrails would absolutely fix 99% of the places he visits.
at my work, we have these beautiful old-fashioned marble staircase, which have their own thick marble handrail but then suddenly one Monday, a second set of hideous metal handrails appeared next to them, because apparently the original ones were too hard to grip! I laugh but also had to spend new year's in bed because I I fell down them stairs and twisted my ankle, so I guess the rails are there for a reason
Yes. Having handrails might - just might - cause Mason to overlook some of the other violations.
@@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood ouch
The amount of story plots that would drastically change because they had handrails would skyrocket
Handrails at that first zoo Harry went to and we’d have a total different book
The fact that there are literally no handrails in movies is becoming a running gag is funny because it has happened so many times lol. PS Mason should get a raise or promotion or both.
Handrails get in the way of shots.
That's why most places in movies are designed without them.
@@sudanemamimikiki1527it's also way less dramatic if a main character stumbles near the edge, only to be rescued immediately by the handrails against their back. Normally they'll be grabbed by Dad-Guardian™ or Love-Interest™ or Best-Friend™, thus ending in a stern eyebrow-raised "look before you walk", or a breathless embrace "I was so worried I'd lose you", or a concerned but flippant "you okay?". Up to you which does which
@@emstinkNo, just make the handrails save them for a mere second, then hear a creaking and boom! Solved, dad-buddy saves them and says “walk where youre walking” or something
@@emstinki agree with you but a moment of "oh I'm saved" followed by a "OH FUCK" after they hear creaking as the rail struggles under their weight would be funnier
then they can be saved by whoever to build character relations
agreed😂
I love the audits of Harry Potter stuff.
“It’s not even magical. It’s just stupid.”
You gotta love how all the death eaters weren't arrested despite all having several counts of murder because their pleas were "Sorry UwU"
They’re the best ones I absolutely loathe harry potter
@@invurret9533 "I was under the Imperious Curse"
Okay, drink this truth serum and say that again
"No."
@@MarioMonte13 "Well, sir, he wouldn't drink the serum after we gave it to him. If he was innocent he'd have no reason not to drink it so I think we're good to lock him u-"
"Nah let him go lol he said he didn't do it"
@@juhis5936why?
For a second there I thought that we would have to see Masons next safety audit from the afterlife. Stay safe Mason, get those handrails installed.
"Hi I'm Mason and today I'm conducting a safety audit on Hell."
proceeds to talk about the crazed lunatic who kills everything in sight (doomguy)
@@KaityKat117 I was just gonna reply that
Next time, he will sue the Dark Lord himself
Which dark lord? the fancy one or the poor one?
Malfoy Manor, technically speaking it is a place where a recognised group of people meet, so it should get a safety audit.
I mean he challanged Sauron, do you think Voldememort is any better
@@polipemoplume9283 maybe both
@@marcofava nope, Voldemort lost to a damn kid with minimal training.
Mason: "Now listen here Mr. Lucius Malfoy, while I can understand having a love of snakes you still need to make sure the little fellas are properly kept away inside a reptile enclosure when you have guests over on any official company or non-profitable organisation business or else you're liable to be sued by a guest".
Lucisu Malfoy" "Pfah! Enough of your muggle dribble! Attack him my snakes!" (Lucius issues a commang with his msgic wand and the snakes come for Mason!)
Mason: (He was districted so he didn't see or hear Lucius magically send attack snakes at him. Mason looks up from his clipboard and is enamored by the cuddly looking snakes)
"D'awww! How's it going there little guys? How're you doing there? Ah coochy coochy coo! Ah coochy coochy coo!"
(Mason suceeds in calming down all the snakes by cuddling and gently rubbing them all)
"Oh man that was weird wasn't it eh? Those snakes all just came over to me all of a sudden. Also that antoehr thing, you should make sure your snakes don't all congregate or they could unintentionally create a tripping hazard. Matter ah fact, I should write that down"
(Mason looks back down at his clipboard and continues writing stuff down.)
Lucius: "Bah! Enough of your mudblood vocal trickery! Time to end this! (Lucius launches a deadly spell at Mason!)
(Mason unintentionally blcoks and repels the attack spell with his magical spell resistant clip board)
Mason: (Looks up) "Oops you accidentally almost hit me there!" (Chuckles for a minute) "Also another thing, everyone here need tah store all their wands inside of a wands locker or wands storage room when they're not in use. Safety regulations."
Just got the record, Lucius Malfoy doesn't actually work for the ministry. He's just super rich and lobbies to keep the wizarding world free from muggle logic and handrails.
ok nerd
new fact bois
fact smack
X3 but he was part of the school board but after blackmailing the others in book 2 to get Dumbledore kicked out but later they the school board explicitly tells Dumbledore what happened and Lucius losses his position on the board, yet he holds enough respect to get buckbeak executed, feels like what he did in book 2 was forgotten in book 3
What does he even do for a living to be that rich?
Poor Sirius. If only he’d had handrails 😔
But...didn't he die because of Bellatrix, and not because he fell into the arc?
@@_jpg Bellatrix hit him with a Stupefy (you can tell because the spell is red in the book, not green), and he fell into the Veil
@WumbotheWombat Oh, thanks for explaining, it's some years ago, that I have read the books ^^' (additionally I was confused by the movie scene, which I watched prior to my comment, since in the film Bella yells "Avada Kedavra"
@@_jpg yeah no problem!
@@pozatat Oh sorry! I always attributed “the second jet of light” to mean the second red jet of light, since that was the aforementioned spell, but I guess it’s open to interpretation. As for there being spells other than Stupefy, I always assumed it was Stupefy because of the way the book describes Sirius’ expression freezing, then him falling backwards through the Veil… It seemed like the effects of Stupefy. As for Crucio, that would cause much different effects
The look of pure fear in his face when the crystal balls started falling was priceless🤣
Mason is so good at his job he should be promoted
Also... who pays Mason? Give this ma a raise!
"OSHA regulation for shelves is 15 feet."
And then they found out why
I mean not really even relavent as The Ministry of Magic isn't even in America
@@thebobbrom7176 ah true
That poor dude is still trying to convince everyone about The importance of handrails lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I almost installed them in my garden because of him
"It's not magical, it's just stupid" has to be one of the best ways I've heard someone describe many things from Harry Potter. Absolute gold
Gotta do a safety audit on the sacks people are kept in, in the matrix
I was actually thinking the same thing
OMG!!! That would be sooo good 🤣🤣🤣
They also had a room where tentacled brains swimming in a huge glass tank
Was looking for this comment! I’m glad someone else remembers those.
Also the time room is a walking hazard age based injury or altering the fate of the world
Just the whole department is a violation of some code at this point
@@Collei538 At the very least, it needs a stronger door than what it had. With several keys and coded locks and repulsion magic, all behind a giant bank vault that can only be opened through the express permission of the door supervisor. What if some kid just wandered in and got lost in an infinite corridor? Did they enact any reasonable safeguards to protect accidental injury?
I'm sure the ministry needs to put all their weird magic somewhere, but they can't just hide it behind a door and expect everyone to be smart enough not to go inside.
Reply 5, wtfunk
I like the theory they keep obliviating all the safety auditors so they keep having the same day over and over (hence the loop)
Mason is hands down the most powerful character in fiction man can literally just shut down anything that doesn’t meet his safety requirements
*”How traumatic that would be for someone to witness”*
mason has become absolutely ruthless i am here for it
To answer Mason's question about how the ministry didn't get shut down sooner, probably the impirius curse like how the Jedi temple survived through mind tricks.
Yeah I never got how a shadowy cabal using mind rape powers to conceal a fundamental part of reality from most of the world is somehow treated as a good thing on the HP universe?
Like apparently they want to have a monopoly on magic so they can fuck around on broomsticks instead of, y'know, using it to improve society
🤓
@@krishp1104
You're 12 years old
@@grim_56 nerd offended
The fact that osha doesn’t apply in england probably helps. Course they have the HSE, but that’s for muggles.
The last lines of these videos are always so incredible, just delivers the whole thing home!
All of the employees finally stop sweating because he didn't go into the brain room.
Archway to the afterlife. Because you're dead doesn't mean you have to stop coming to work
Mason when will they ever learn, “HAND RAILS PEOPLE!!!!!”
"You wanna know how we didn't get shut down... OBLIVIATE" - Some 2nd year defense against the dark arts teacher...
who would win?
- a spell of forgetting
- one clipboard boi
@@mousepotatoliteratureclubclipboard boi wud win
Mason’s third eye is wide fucking open.
🎶come with me, and you'll see, a world of oca violation.🎶
OSHA*
They should definitely put some handrails around this arch, otherwise it could lead to Sirius problems.
Not exactly safety, but can we talk about the complete lack of security? All those prophecies and magical artefacts in the ministry of magic, and a group of kids are able to get in and start dueling some of the most powerful wizards of all time without alerting anyone?
The safety standards of the wizarding world are basically non-existent. Like even if the shelves are 30+ ft tall, you would think they would at least lock the giant glass balls down onto the shelf in some case or restraint so they don't roll away or get knocked off, but no, its just a little divot they rest in because nobody ever thought the shelf might get bumped.
loving these safety check in HP universe short. keep making them
Everyone is talking about the comedy here, but I’d like to take a moment to commend the effort it must have taken to match the lighting and everything, absolutely brilliant job!
One day he will be so happy to audiction a place with handrails. Let that happen
To be fair, that *is* the magic equivalent of are 51 where they put all the strangest and most dangerous of magics. It's not like anyone can just easily walk in...
“It’s not even magical it’s just stupid”
That made me and my friend laugh
I hope mason gets a promotion soon
Man shut down the wizard government
These videos are gold, man. I love it!
Love most of this guys work but Mason is just the best. MORE MASON SKITS
Plot twist: he's stuck in an infinite loop of auditing the Ministry and then getting his memory wiped over and over
Every time it’s the handrails I love it
I live for these videos, I love them so much
I want to see one where he actually approves of everything
You should do a safety audit on the Black Mesa Facility
This is my favorite series in all of RUclips, OSHA man is fantastic
Thank god he didn't visit the book version of the department of mysteries lol. He would find a tank containing lots of brain that can deploy tentacles to attach themselves to you or a clock that can make you grow older or younger
These series of videos are so killer
No I don’t care about a portal to the afterlife.
Wait…
IT DOESN’T HAVE HAND RAILS!!!!
I’ve been waiting for this one. As soon as I remembered the toilet entrance thing.
I would've been spared a LOT of trauma and grief if they'd put handrails round this thing 😭
I just found your shorts and I love them! Great work!
May I please suggest more Ink Fix/Tattoo Show shorts?
Mason said calmly: Handrails!!!
He sounds like the guy that was my OSHA instructor.
Every movie I've seen since always makes my ocean senses tingle.
Most magical movie ive ever watched
“It’s not even magical it’s just stupid,”
Welcome to the world of Harry Potter
Lets not forget about the spinning room that disorients you so you don’t know which door you’ve been in
“The only magic I can’t believe is how you didn’t get shut down earlier”
It’s called the obliviatus spell
Guys imagine his look when he confronts the MINISTER
"Of all the magic I've seen today, the only magic I can't believe, is how you didn't get shut down earlier" lmao! 😂
I love watching these videos because they're so accurate
In the books it's even worse! Dangerous devices that can reverse time, a tank full of literal brains, I mean seriously!
I love these videos.
You can’t reprimand the government like that when they’re the ones in charge of wizarding shelf heights in the first place
I can't get enough of these.
mason video's are gold, pointing out the things were asking ourselves
I love these, and it always includes handrails XD
Mason on his quest shut Down every bad... company, scholl, ministery... just shut Down every think. I live this.
I absolutely adore this series
From what I remember, the department of mysteries was built where the death arch was. And then the rest of the ministry was added on top of it.
that archway still hurts me to this day, RIP Sirius. . .
I guarantee you my final boss castle WILL have handrails
Mason: Handrails! What if someone fell into the archway to the afterlife? That would be pretty traumatic to anyone watching…
Harry: 🥹
I'm glad someone finally said something about that fucking door
I can't wait until a movie has the perfect place to work at
Mason: how did you not get shutdown
Minister of magic: we are the goverment
We need some handrail merch
Wait until he visits portal
I wonder what's the next safety audit going to be I'm hoping Man in Black headquarters 😆
This guy is like the cashier from the amazing world of gumball every job
Please do more safety audit on something from lord of the rings (for example Moria or Minas Tirith... Where and handrails?!)
I think he has before
I love these!
If I learned something from Asterix and Obelix Mission Cleopatra is that that door is a genius design.
“Sir you can’t safety audit the ministry, the ministry audits you.”
I love this series so funny
Canonically, the Archway to Death was there first and the Ministry was built around it to keep regular people from having access. Doesn't work great, but the idea was there
Poor Sirius could of been saved if there was handrails and Harry would only be slightly less traumatized😅
I love these 😂❤
Right!!!!! So much is wrong with that place. Osha definitely needs to review some of these evil layers, secret society facilities, ancient temples. And more.
I finally have a chance to share a piece of trivia I know on a related video:
The ministry was actually built *around* the “death-gate”. It was just there and they decided to build the entire ministry headquarters around it to… keep it under watch/protection I guess?
Bro, you should do the pizza Plex from Fnaf security breach
I need see the safety audit of the buildings from the new D&D movie 😩 the whole time I was watching it, I couldn't help but think "Safety. Rails."
Not suggesting to remove the archway but simply to install handrails is genius
Wait, since the Ministry is the magic government, his application would go to them. And they could say No. That’s why they haven’t been shut down yet.
Ooooooooh back with the ✨️*handrails*✨️
If someone fell into that door it would be a sirius tragedy
"It's not magical it's just stupid" 😂
Keep up the vids love your content
"He has a wand hidden his cane, it doesn't get much eviler than that." Jocasta Nu: 💀
‘ I have a prophecy of my own’ 😂
Them handrails tho that shit is REALLY important for safety.
"Prophecy of my owwrrrrrn" 😂