Bro they made mutation type dinosaur's and expected them not to break free from the Cage's for example the indominus Rex that thing is fused parts of T-Rex chameleon and velociraptor what was they expecting from that
It's also a story about how opportunists will endanger everyone else's lives for their own personal gains. It's analogous to mining and oil drilling - detrimental to life on Earth, but it turns enough of a profit that the profiteers won't actually care until they're forced to... or until it's too late. Like, it took strict legislation (which in turn required a lot of desperate advocacy) and heavy-handed enforcement to fix the hole in the ozone because nothing would've been done about it otherwise.
Ironically, a place like Jurassic Park - or any theme park or farm - is the best place for self-driving cars. Self driving cars are very good at avoiding trees at relatively low speeds and dealing with relatively rough roads in wide open areas with only 1 owner/coordinator for all the vehicles and limited pedestrians and custom road signs compared to how they deal with lots of dense fast moving vehicles in the city.
Let's be real, that was the smartest way it could've been done. Would you, as a business owner or insurance agent, give _any_ of us dumb ass apes the ability to go all safari and drive into a bunch of herbivore dinosaurs in a reinforced steel box on wheels that is about the same size as them? Regardless of whether it was driven by a worker rather than a patron, it's inevitable _someone's_ going to do something stupid off road. Hell, look at what happened with the ball thing in Jurassic World?!
I love the safety audit series. I'm an ecologist working for an international consultancy. The amount of things our H&S department had no clue about us doing, like that we were "working near water" without Water Awareness training. So, with that context, this makes me laugh hard
JP: "I hope you've learnt from carelessly mixing dino gene's, with a real animal" JW: "Oh you've combined the genes of half a dozen real animals, all with special skills, & 2 carnivorous dinosaurs?"
@@Montasir125 that’s exactly what I thought when I watched the first Jurassic World and was like, let’s see how long it takes until that dinosaur escapes
There would get fined to hell and back. The entire plot of that trilogy can be ended with one change. Have the IRex’s tracker data be accessible from the enclosure. Just like that nothing happens.
Pretty sure THIS is the real reason they built the thing out near like Costa Rica instead of like the US or Australia or something. Limited regulatory oversight baybeeeeee
"Ah, I see you are relying on electric fences to keep the dinosaurs in. But of course you have backup systems in place in case there is a power-outage right. Or otherwise, the only thing between a hungry T-Rex and some kids would be some useless cables. Also, I see your employees are planning to leave the island over the weekend and you have only a skeleton crew for that time. How large exactly is that skeleton crew?"
"So you'll have a moat to keep the Trex away from fence?" "Yes" "Well that sounds gre-" "Except for the spot where the Trex will be fed, where it will be the closest to the visitors, who will be stationary."
And yet somehow not one of them seemed to notice glaring safety hazards. Hammond and Gennaro spent their time getting a celebrity mathematician and two paleontologists, and none getting people who actually work with dangerous animals.
@@cronosgamesold None of the auditing people pointed out problems with the cars (Muldoon wasn't auditing, he was an ignored security chief), relying on electric fences with no backup power to stop dangerous predators, no control over where visitors were allowed to go, no moats, they built it in hurricane territory. And that's just off the top of my head. About the only thing they mentioned was the toxic plants. Everything else was vague stuff about life finding a way.
@@cronosgamesold Grant was vaguely concerned it existed but never said anything other than asking for confirmation they have one. After seeing the enclosure he says nothing about it being clearly inadequate. Same for the velociraptors. I don't remember anyone even asking questions about security beyond checking the fences are electrified. After that they just kind of drop it. The closest is Ellie's "But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in and they will defend themselves. Violently, if necessary." which doesn't really mean anything since that's also true of common zoo animals like lions, chimpanzees, and hyenas. Simply put, every one of them fails to bring up clear failings in security.
I think it’s funny that in the book the movie’s based on, it’s explicitly stated that the spared *every* expense and did the park as cheaply as they could manage. Because what could go wrong?
@@potatoheadpokemario1931 You wouldn’t want your park to look cheap even if it IS cheap, that’s why you cover everything with a layer of paint and pretend everything is perfect.
@@SpiralSine6On the genetic engineering side and luxuries, customer experience, I suppose they spared no expense. Safety, on the other hand... it is possible that expenses were spared.
@@praetorianrex5571 is that a joke lol? Lawsuits from eaten guests relatives, lawsuits for trauma and emotional damage causes by failure to secure the animal attractions in the "zoo". Lawsuits by every third party merchant who made merchandise and contractors used to build the park Lawsuits and military takeover for essentially comitting crimes against humanity by basically PLAYING GOD with the ancestors to humanity. Lawsuits for torturing new life into insanity and for making new life that ended up with no parental love, and with birth defects out the ass because you can bet your bottom dollar their was a lot of failures b4 they got to fancy super soldier dinosaurs The government would go trigger happy with fines for every safety failure they can think of
That park has never passed the safety inspection test, EVER ! The fact that it got re-opened 5 times or so is just crazier than the dinosaures themselves !
@@jelenvriji4763 Know I am 4 weeks late, but isla nublar, and its 5 relatives (Sorna, Matanceros, Muerte, tacano, pena) Were just 120 miles away from the coastline of san diego.
In my head, mason just shows up to these places. you can not stop him. One day he just randomly appears, gives your place a safety audit, than disappears.
I love how everyone forgets that the Triceratops had a simple BARBED-WIRE FENCE keeping it in place. That’s all Ellie crosses to get to it. So the only thing keeping it from standing in the road where the self-driving cars that DON’T STOP is the same thing we use for cattle, which COMMONLY BREACH FENCES
"Pailetology"?? You mean *paleontology [American-English]/palaeontology [British English].* The word “palaeontology” comes from the Greek root words 1. “palaios” [παλαιός] which means _old, ancient_ 2. ”ṓn, óntos” meaning _being_ 3. “lógos” [λόγος] which means the _study of something / word / subject matter_ I assume you have never seen the word written down... like in a book. Please, buy a dictionary.
best flaw in the park comes from the novel where the automated system checks if atleast a certain number of dinosaurs are present instead of displaying a full count. this led to them finding out there were more running around than they put in.
Reminds me of a bit of investment software that they only noticed wasn't programmed to accept negative values for property value growth until AFTER the 2008 recession....
Just for a good time for Mason, he should audit the cloning facility on Naboo from Star Wars. They have handrails! Or the scream factory from Monsters Inc because they have platforms 500 ft in the air with no handrails, and they're an industrial facility.
Well, there was Chuck who went out to audit the second Death Star over Endor. Francis still hasn't come back from Raccoon City to look at an Umbrella Corp installation. Rachel also hasn't called back from checkin how appropriate some Forbidden Forest next to a school is for eleven year olds. Susan is currently in Moria since there seem to be some mining violations in how deep they can dig. Ernesto is having several lawsuits with Starfleet over their habit to send crewmembers down to unknown planets without protection gear and Survival Equipment for emergencies. And Ewan had to take a break for the sake of his mental health. His last job was auditing an Amazon Warehouse if I remember correctly.
"So let me get this straight, you invite complete stranger's kids over to your house, and electrocute, burn or otherwise cripple their pets until the kids themselves pass out from emotional shock, then you go through their pockets and steal some of their money, and after an undefined period of time, you dump their bodies at the nearest veterinarian?"
I was thinking more "so... the entire floor is ice. It's so slippery you literally can't stand still on it without holding onto something? Well, that's an incident waiting to happen..."
Skyla's gym from B/W 2 that legitimately launches you out of a cannon straight into a steel wall that you splat into and then slide down like a cartoon character.
You should make a sequel where he asks them if they used their genetic modifications to make the dinosaurs more secure and less deadly and is very surprised when they did the opposite (which they did do that in the books, made their teeth larger, more deadly because that was what people expected)
I’m glad someone mentioned that the whole movie was caused by someone intentionally bringing everything down. And not due to redundancies in the network. He likely knocked those out too.
With each one of these I'm getting more and more convinced Mason is actually a demigod tasked with high risk, multidimensional audits of dangerous places. I mean look at him, he's a few meters away from a rampaging T-Rex and he isn't even faced by it, just disappointed at the huge ass fine he is going to give John Hammond.
Here's the thing, JP has barely anything that's like high enough to be in need of those, so he probably just skipped them cuz he realized this (that or the fact that they actually do have them in all the unsafely high places)
I have a good feeling that Mason either watched the movie before getting his assignment, or he’s some kind of foreseeing supernatural entity that’s capable of noticing every crack in something’s layout or someone’s plan.
It's like that in a lot of parks though. And in a lot more it's a case of if the head it guy stops showing up everything breaks down in less than a week.
@@cluelessbird101 That and he's probably the only one who knows how to keep it maintained so even by just leaving he's basically shutting down the park.
@@laurenkirby97 in the book he was doing it remotely from outside the park, and didn't know about the dinosaurs and he also cannot leave because of a lawsuit loophole that forced him to work for them
The first death in the movie really emphasizes the whole lake of care thing. The cage with the velociraptor either wasn’t or can’t be locked into place to prevent the animal from escaping while being transferred. If it had been, that guy would have been injured at worst not dead. Also, no handrails.
This. "Oh, one guy is in charge of all systems, you're underpaying him, refusing his requests for extra help, and threatening to blackball him if he quits? Might be a couple of, uh, labor violations there"
Funfact: I don't remember if it was mentioned in the movies but the book states that all of this was done in a thirld world country to avoid legal problems.
I love how the book explains why they didn't know they were breeding. It's such a brilliantly written part because it's such an easy mistake to make. Tl;dr They were checking to make sure no animals left the island, 50/50 dinos = all good. They were only counting UP TO 50 though, so the computer saw 50 and just, stopped counting.
"We spared no expense!" - John Hammond
Expenses were spared.
They were gravely overlooked
Jurassic world has no excuse to fail, they really went above and beyond when creating problems that are hard to solve.
Bro they made mutation type dinosaur's and expected them not to break free from the Cage's for example the indominus Rex that thing is fused parts of T-Rex chameleon and velociraptor what was they expecting from that
@@pumkin610 also the enclosures are TOO small
like mentaly degradating n depressing for the BEASTS they keep there
He spared no expenses in buying the people who allowed that to happen
I love how the entire plot of Jurassic Park is basically a safety audit, so Mason would be just an addition to the main cast...
They were so busy seeing if they could do it, that they forgot to get the correct paperwork filed in triplicate
Lol benjammin franklin?
What was it like inventing electricity?
Cheese
Wise words from Benjamin Franklin
@@antimonyth2563
Nah, this is Benjammin.
Almost entirely like Benjamin Franklin, but this one loves to jam out.
I love the way Mason says “like a frog” like it’s common knowledge
I mean they're scientists they should've known.
Weirdly it's actually fairly common knowledge amongst nerds and frog-lovers.
@@gelusvenn5063would be pretty strange if frog lovers didnt know that
@@gelusvenn5063 I have to imagine it's only common knowledge amongst nerds BECAUSE of Jurassic Park
It is to scientists
*“Mason finds a way”*
truly inspiring
Turns Down the all the trex stafty systems
Mason fines a way
“LIFE FINDS A WAY!”
“nonono *mason finds a way* “
I cried when he said that
Not really bro 🤖🤖
Jurassic Park is a film that perfectly describes what will happen if you fuck around and find out with nature.
It's also a story about how opportunists will endanger everyone else's lives for their own personal gains. It's analogous to mining and oil drilling - detrimental to life on Earth, but it turns enough of a profit that the profiteers won't actually care until they're forced to... or until it's too late. Like, it took strict legislation (which in turn required a lot of desperate advocacy) and heavy-handed enforcement to fix the hole in the ozone because nothing would've been done about it otherwise.
@@shayray8764money is one hell of a drug, people seem to want it no matter the cost
So… the modern the modern Prometheus
@shayray8764 and to not mistreat your employees, as in the novel Nedry defects because he was being overworked and underpaid
We've been fucking around with the nature since we climbed down the trees so I don't see your point.
I love how the self-driving cars is more of a union issue than a safety issue. 😂
Tbf, iirc, the "self driving" feature was an "on a guide rail at 5 miles an hour" kinda thing than "on actual roads" kinda thing.
Ironically, a place like Jurassic Park - or any theme park or farm - is the best place for self-driving cars. Self driving cars are very good at avoiding trees at relatively low speeds and dealing with relatively rough roads in wide open areas with only 1 owner/coordinator for all the vehicles and limited pedestrians and custom road signs compared to how they deal with lots of dense fast moving vehicles in the city.
Let's be real, that was the smartest way it could've been done.
Would you, as a business owner or insurance agent, give _any_ of us dumb ass apes the ability to go all safari and drive into a bunch of herbivore dinosaurs in a reinforced steel box on wheels that is about the same size as them? Regardless of whether it was driven by a worker rather than a patron, it's inevitable _someone's_ going to do something stupid off road.
Hell, look at what happened with the ball thing in Jurassic World?!
@@NearlyH3adlessNick yeah so they actually kinda did that with those glass orbs you can drive around... didn't end well for them
They were more of a train
I love the safety audit series. I'm an ecologist working for an international consultancy. The amount of things our H&S department had no clue about us doing, like that we were "working near water" without Water Awareness training. So, with that context, this makes me laugh hard
What the hell is "Water Awareness training" and why do adults need it? I thought that's what we learned as elementary school children...
Now Mason needs to audit the zoo from the Jurassic World movies, he totally won’t find anything wrong there
He's gonna get a heart attack from high blood pressure
JP: "I hope you've learnt from carelessly mixing dino gene's, with a real animal"
JW: "Oh you've combined the genes of half a dozen real animals, all with special skills, & 2 carnivorous dinosaurs?"
@@Montasir125 that’s exactly what I thought when I watched the first Jurassic World and was like, let’s see how long it takes until that dinosaur escapes
There would get fined to hell and back. The entire plot of that trilogy can be ended with one change. Have the IRex’s tracker data be accessible from the enclosure. Just like that nothing happens.
@@Montasir125 wasnt it giganotasuarus, trex, and Velocerapter
We all know what Mason was actually jotting down on his clipboard.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I saw it
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People who use 😳😳 like to be suffocated by thick thighs
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It was going to fail anyway, so why bother grading while he was there?
“… yet I don’t seem to be seeing a single ounce of common sense, here.”
Or handrails, Mason. Or handrails! 😂
Amazingly enough it's one of the few places that had handrails.
They also need handrails on the death star
I was willing to bet good money that he was going to say handrails 😂 💸
@@Mojo_3.14 "had"
@@Mojo_3.14 Yes, but did the handrails have handrails?
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Pretty sure THIS is the real reason they built the thing out near like Costa Rica instead of like the US or Australia or something. Limited regulatory oversight baybeeeeee
JP: Maybe driverless cars are bad.
JW: Maybe spheres driven by children are perfectly safe.
Jwe1 ye putting raptors or carnos in the bricosaurus inclousers are safe
Mason a real chad, he's my favorite character, need a full movie of this guy
"Ah, I see you are relying on electric fences to keep the dinosaurs in. But of course you have backup systems in place in case there is a power-outage right. Or otherwise, the only thing between a hungry T-Rex and some kids would be some useless cables. Also, I see your employees are planning to leave the island over the weekend and you have only a skeleton crew for that time. How large exactly is that skeleton crew?"
"So you'll have a moat to keep the Trex away from fence?"
"Yes"
"Well that sounds gre-"
"Except for the spot where the Trex will be fed, where it will be the closest to the visitors, who will be stationary."
There was a backup generator, at least in the book. But they didn't realize they were using it until it ran out of fuel.
@@cluelessbird101Oof
And how many of them will be skeletons by the end of the day?
I'd imagine the skeleton crew would be dinosaur sized though I suppose that would make them a fossil crew instead if a skeleton crew
What a lot of people forget is the 1st movie is a safety audit
And yet somehow not one of them seemed to notice glaring safety hazards.
Hammond and Gennaro spent their time getting a celebrity mathematician and two paleontologists, and none getting people who actually work with dangerous animals.
@@MrGranten they did just were distracted by the sheer amazement of reviving the dinosaurs
@@cronosgamesold None of the auditing people pointed out problems with the cars (Muldoon wasn't auditing, he was an ignored security chief), relying on electric fences with no backup power to stop dangerous predators, no control over where visitors were allowed to go, no moats, they built it in hurricane territory.
And that's just off the top of my head. About the only thing they mentioned was the toxic plants. Everything else was vague stuff about life finding a way.
@@MrGranten they were literally concerned about the t-Rex at the beginning especially after they couldn’t see it in its enclosure
@@cronosgamesold Grant was vaguely concerned it existed but never said anything other than asking for confirmation they have one. After seeing the enclosure he says nothing about it being clearly inadequate. Same for the velociraptors.
I don't remember anyone even asking questions about security beyond checking the fences are electrified. After that they just kind of drop it.
The closest is Ellie's "But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in and they will defend themselves. Violently, if necessary." which doesn't really mean anything since that's also true of common zoo animals like lions, chimpanzees, and hyenas.
Simply put, every one of them fails to bring up clear failings in security.
They spared no expense!
...on bribes.
I think it’s funny that in the book the movie’s based on, it’s explicitly stated that the spared *every* expense and did the park as cheaply as they could manage. Because what could go wrong?
@@SpiralSine6 I don't know, it seems they spared expensive in the movie too
@@potatoheadpokemario1931
You wouldn’t want your park to look cheap even if it IS cheap, that’s why you cover everything with a layer of paint and pretend everything is perfect.
@@SpiralSine6On the genetic engineering side and luxuries, customer experience, I suppose they spared no expense.
Safety, on the other hand... it is possible that expenses were spared.
Finally, a place where Mason doesn't complain about them handrails
I feel like Mason will get a stroke hearing about Indominus Rex in Jurassic World and how poorly the staff secured it.
Bruh that whole shit show is a lawyers wet dream in terms of lawsuits and fines
@@rikacomedyletsplays2581 how so exactly?
@@praetorianrex5571 wym how so, it's obvious
@@praetorianrex5571 is that a joke lol?
Lawsuits from eaten guests relatives,
lawsuits for trauma and emotional damage causes by failure to secure the animal attractions in the "zoo".
Lawsuits by every third party merchant who made merchandise and contractors used to build the park
Lawsuits and military takeover for essentially comitting crimes against humanity by basically PLAYING GOD with the ancestors to humanity.
Lawsuits for torturing new life into insanity and for making new life that ended up with no parental love, and with birth defects out the ass because you can bet your bottom dollar their was a lot of failures b4 they got to fancy super soldier dinosaurs
The government would go trigger happy with fines for every safety failure they can think of
@@rikacomedyletsplays2581 if those all raise red flags, why would ANYONE greenlight JW?
That park has never passed the safety inspection test, EVER ! The fact that it got re-opened 5 times or so is just crazier than the dinosaures themselves !
Mason always does find a way
He is the best worker I’ve seen
He can’t find his way into *anything* (🤨) and he’s a master at it.
Seriously, that last line just killed it for me. 🤣🤣🤣
Yes
To get out of the fine?
"How many times do I have to say this people, HANDRAILS!"
I think they actually passed on the handrails for once... not that it helped with the other issues
The entire movie is this. Robert was there to check if it was safe.
Yeah, and Hammond refused to listen to him.
Guess we won’t talk about what’s on that paper 💀💀😭
This is probably the only place a safety audit would actually be conducted since it’s a park
Man how did they get past that!
I am not sure where the island is, but it is possible laws dont apply there for it is unclaimed territory
to be fair, in the movie they were there for a safety inspection
@@definitely_notme4112 oh man I havent seen it in eons.. dont remember the plot at all, thanks for the help.
@@jelenvriji4763 Know I am 4 weeks late, but isla nublar, and its 5 relatives (Sorna, Matanceros, Muerte, tacano, pena) Were just 120 miles away from the coastline of san diego.
"Mason fines away". I laughed so hard. I love the play on words 😂
Dude the drawing caught me off guard 🤣
I thought nobody else noticed
Bikini lady giving the finger -niiice
same here lol
Finally someone else noticed
been looking for someone who noticed
50 mile perimiter, concrete moats, a motion tracking system but NO HANDRAILS???
I have so much respect for Mason's dedication to his job.
In my head, mason just shows up to these places. you can not stop him. One day he just randomly appears, gives your place a safety audit, than disappears.
As a Jurassic park nerd I'm so happy he actually did the work and got all the information right
Lol he just pointed out a few glaringly obvious things from the movie. Not much "work" there. He didn't even mention the RAPTORS! Chill.
Bro you cannot call yourself a JP fan if you think the Brachiosaurus are Brontosaurus ☠️☠️☠️
@@JurassicBattleDroidhe said long neck not tall neck. Brontosaurus do have long necks
@@protolouge6876 what💀
@@JurassicBattleDroid I was drunk yesterday my bad.
I love how everyone forgets that the Triceratops had a simple BARBED-WIRE FENCE keeping it in place. That’s all Ellie crosses to get to it. So the only thing keeping it from standing in the road where the self-driving cars that DON’T STOP is the same thing we use for cattle, which COMMONLY BREACH FENCES
Well... At least there's handrails
But Mason didn't mention them; that's required;)
Paelontology* community when he said 'Brontosaurus': *"He was 6ft, now he is 6 now he will be 6 feet under."*
More like jp film fans
Novel fans are different because the novel had apatosaurs aka brontosaurs
What?
"Pailetology"??
You mean *paleontology [American-English]/palaeontology [British English].*
The word “palaeontology” comes from the Greek root words
1. “palaios” [παλαιός] which means _old, ancient_ 2. ”ṓn, óntos” meaning _being_
3. “lógos” [λόγος] which means the _study of something / word / subject matter_
I assume you have never seen the word written down... like in a book. Please, buy a dictionary.
@@TF2CrunchyFrog I still have to learn these words, english isn't my main language, thanks for correcting tho.
(My main language is Spanish)
best flaw in the park comes from the novel where the automated system checks if atleast a certain number of dinosaurs are present instead of displaying a full count. this led to them finding out there were more running around than they put in.
true! they had entire nests of velociraptors and didnt even know 💀💀
Reminds me of a bit of investment software that they only noticed wasn't programmed to accept negative values for property value growth until AFTER the 2008 recession....
The “brontosaurus” you mention are actually Brachiosaurus in the film.
But Apatosaurs were in the novel and apatosaurs are brontosaurs
@@Casual_guy1234 brontosaurus was found to be its own distinct genus outside of apatosaurus in like 2013
@@Casual_guy1234and that doesn't matter at all considering we are currently looking at THE FILM VERSION
@@TyrannoKoenigsegg I know but I still want to get the facts out there
@@JurassicBattleDroid not in the novel it's not
"I think they may have spared some expenses."
Bro tried to sneak in an alien milf and thought we wouldn't notice
"Mason finds a way" 💀
stop doing these crappy comments
Mason, uh.... finds a way
To get out of the fine.
I don't watch Jurassic Park but he just explained the entire plot to me in 60 seconds
I can imagine Mason having a day with the safety audits of Yugioh.
5DS alone is it's own can of worms
I know right, racing while playing cards, and no visible safety prep
5DS was mental, i wonder what they were thinking when they decided to make that.
-sees Kaiba jump out of blue eyes plane
-quits
I mean...... Kaiba's blimp didn't have any handrails! Come to think of it, neither did the top deck of KaibaCorp Tower!
we must make this a reality
I like to imagine that Mason knows what he's saying most of the time and is being sarcastic, such as "you know, ...like a frog".
Just for a good time for Mason, he should audit the cloning facility on Naboo from Star Wars. They have handrails!
Or the scream factory from Monsters Inc because they have platforms 500 ft in the air with no handrails, and they're an industrial facility.
The cloning facility is on kamino
@@multiplefandoms3164 Oh, okay. I'm not big on Star Wars knowledge.
@@multiplefandoms3164 Oh god, imagine if Jar Jar's DNA got mixed up in there!
@@TheSchultinatorkill me if that happens. 1 jar jar is enough to last a million lifetimes.
The t-rex is a ruthless predator that hunts down anything that can fit in its mouth except for whatever reason she chill with him
This guy is top of his field! Do they not have *any* other inspectors?
This guy is on the same level as the cameraman , in terms of powers ,so he's the only one who could handle these type of work
Well, there was Chuck who went out to audit the second Death Star over Endor. Francis still hasn't come back from Raccoon City to look at an Umbrella Corp installation. Rachel also hasn't called back from checkin how appropriate some Forbidden Forest next to a school is for eleven year olds. Susan is currently in Moria since there seem to be some mining violations in how deep they can dig. Ernesto is having several lawsuits with Starfleet over their habit to send crewmembers down to unknown planets without protection gear and Survival Equipment for emergencies. And Ewan had to take a break for the sake of his mental health. His last job was auditing an Amazon Warehouse if I remember correctly.
@@wjzav1971 you shouldn’t be hiding a comment this good in the comment replies on a shorts video
They have plenty, but he pissed off his boss so now he gets all the wtf jobs
@@wjzav1971 wonderful news! Hopefully those missing inspectors get back swiftly!
That trex will now become immortal and rein over all the islands XD. REXY IS IMMORTAL
You still need to audit a pokémon gym.
"So let me get this straight, you invite complete stranger's kids over to your house,
and electrocute, burn or otherwise cripple their pets
until the kids themselves pass out from emotional shock,
then you go through their pockets and steal some of their money,
and after an undefined period of time, you dump their bodies at the nearest veterinarian?"
@@SwissSareth I imagined it in that Aussie accent too lol.
I was thinking more "so... the entire floor is ice. It's so slippery you literally can't stand still on it without holding onto something? Well, that's an incident waiting to happen..."
Skyla's gym from B/W 2 that legitimately launches you out of a cannon straight into a steel wall that you splat into and then slide down like a cartoon character.
Ah yes, legalized animal fighting
Man, you are gold when it comes to putting your self in universes.
You should make a sequel where he asks them if they used their genetic modifications to make the dinosaurs more secure and less deadly and is very surprised when they did the opposite (which they did do that in the books, made their teeth larger, more deadly because that was what people expected)
I’m glad someone mentioned that the whole movie was caused by someone intentionally bringing everything down. And not due to redundancies in the network. He likely knocked those out too.
Because of this audit they had to call that blood sucking lawyer
That and the guy who got mauled.
@@tylerpatti9038 Shoooot Her! Shoooooot her! 🖐
Imagine if he went somewhere safe and just got to enjoy it.
With each one of these I'm getting more and more convinced Mason is actually a demigod tasked with high risk, multidimensional audits of dangerous places. I mean look at him, he's a few meters away from a rampaging T-Rex and he isn't even faced by it, just disappointed at the huge ass fine he is going to give John Hammond.
You are a Genius
Coneuct an audit on Mario kart rainbow road, it’s in desperate need of some more rails
Oh boy, this time we don't just need a part two. We need 7 books and 8 movies
Only legends understand this reference right away
Six seasons and a movie!
Probably one of the safest place he audited
I can't believe it. Mason forgot to check for handrails. He has become the very thing he swore to destroy: a lazy worker
Here's the thing, JP has barely anything that's like high enough to be in need of those, so he probably just skipped them cuz he realized this (that or the fact that they actually do have them in all the unsafely high places)
Mason shouldn't be scared of velociraptors - he would use a handrail to defend himself or he would put one in front of him to block an enemy
The sneezing was PERFECTION
The sequels, slinking onto the stage wearing bowler hats... 🎶 Maybe this time....I'll be lucky....maybe this time, he'll staaaayyyy...🎶
Need to have a part 2 calling Hammond on his bs about "sparing no expense"
Dude your shorts are underrated ngl
If mason does a safety audit on Jurassic park again, he should add something about velociraptor and doors
This is the very first safety audit with no handrail violations. You can be mailed to death by a dinosaur, but that ledge over there? Perfectly safe.
We spared no expense... when it came to paying Mason's safety fine
Dreamworld theme park here in Australia had self driving cars on rails when l went there in the 80s.
Awww. Not one mention of hand rails. Mason, someone will have to mention this to your supervisor. What? His name is Mason, too?
I have a good feeling that Mason either watched the movie before getting his assignment, or he’s some kind of foreseeing supernatural entity that’s capable of noticing every crack in something’s layout or someone’s plan.
He's not taking notes, just drawing NSFW on his checklist
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see someone mention it lmao
Technically all those dinos are not safe for work either
Peter behind the camera going “boom”: *boom*
Not to mention the electric generator you can only reach by passing by the electrically protected raptor area. What could go wrong?
to be fair they did install a electric fence for the T-rex, so they did make some extra consideration for the more dangerous exsibit
Not to mention that if 1it guy can disable the whole freaking security system of a park, it's outrageous
It's like that in a lot of parks though. And in a lot more it's a case of if the head it guy stops showing up everything breaks down in less than a week.
Well, he is the guy who created the system from the ground up, and he left himself a backdoor when designing the system, so that makes sense.
@@cluelessbird101 That and he's probably the only one who knows how to keep it maintained so even by just leaving he's basically shutting down the park.
@@laurenkirby97 in the book he was doing it remotely from outside the park, and didn't know about the dinosaurs
and he also cannot leave because of a lawsuit loophole that forced him to work for them
@@NotASpyPootis I never knew it was based on a book. Cool, I might go read it at some point. Thanks
The first death in the movie really emphasizes the whole lake of care thing.
The cage with the velociraptor either wasn’t or can’t be locked into place to prevent the animal from escaping while being transferred.
If it had been, that guy would have been injured at worst not dead.
Also, no handrails.
I fell in love with your content from the first one
“You have done a background check on the it guy right? … you just hired him because he’s your stepson okay”
Mason always find a way.
This is basically what the Lawyer from Jurassic Park's role was.
Definitely do more of the Jurassic franchise!
As a dinosaur know-it-all, it’s when people set Brontosaurus and Pteridactl, that drives me up the wall
Let’s hope Mason doesn’t audit the Orca from Jaws. They may need to get a bigger boat after his visit.
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should
Legend says he is yet to audit the second island
“Mason *fines* a way”
Badum kshhhh
The background check on Nedry would not have picked anything up cause Hammond caused him to betray him
This.
"Oh, one guy is in charge of all systems, you're underpaying him, refusing his requests for extra help, and threatening to blackball him if he quits? Might be a couple of, uh, labor violations there"
I love that mason finds a way sentence brings me memories of the movie
This guy needs to go to the pizzaplex and have a whole movie about that mess
I believe a full quote is "Mason finds a way into any place, as long as its for the safety audit"
A million comments about the drawing in 3... 2...
If only if only😂 I almost forgot about this little detail the fact that you could open the door and get out told me everything I need to know
Man if only they just did a background check on Hammonds son…
Mason can cannonicly travel to any where in the multiverses as long as it lacks common dances or...
HANDRAILS PEPOLE HANDRAILS!!!!!!
Bro, that drawing be STACKED ong
Funfact: I don't remember if it was mentioned in the movies but the book states that all of this was done in a thirld world country to avoid legal problems.
The drawing always gets me.
"Hi, I'm Mason"
💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀 I can't even go on RUclipse without seeing my last name
I love how the book explains why they didn't know they were breeding. It's such a brilliantly written part because it's such an easy mistake to make.
Tl;dr They were checking to make sure no animals left the island, 50/50 dinos = all good. They were only counting UP TO 50 though, so the computer saw 50 and just, stopped counting.
Dude this was good. I use to love Jurassic park. And this was clever.
“I must admit, an impressive volume of handrails!
he said bron-What...BRACHIOSAURUS YOU UNCILTURED SWIN-