[Countryhumans] WORD CRIMES || Complete Spoof MAP
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- Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2019
- Yknow how in the Europe is Gay MAP America was just bullying everyone? Welp payback time! Too bad he doesn’t even realize UKs taking the piss outta him. America you illiterate bastard.
So yeah UK tries teaching America PROPER English but- to no avail.. rip!
I love how this turned out you guys blew me away!! I love all the lil easter eggs you guys really didn’t sleep on that rule. As I said in the MAP call I’ve had this idea since the song came out thank you all sm for participating and making my country-personification-obsessed-high-school-self shed a tear!
Quick Q&A
What is a MAP?
A Multiple Animators Project. Different people worked in different parts which is why the art and editing style changes often.
Who animated (insert timestamp)?
The usernames are in the bottom right corner of each part.
Why u do this?? Americans r not dummy grrrr1!1!1!
Bruh.
Song- Word Crimes by Weird Al. • "Weird Al" Yankovic - ... 
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Lesson: America is adopted.
I would like this but it’s at 69 likes
DAMN IT WAS FOR A WHILE IT’S AT 78 NOW OOF
itkait4005 -
:(
Yaaaay Mexico is not
America is adopted and canada is the favorite child
moral of the story: britian is bloody fed up with america's memes
How did you know.
I edited this so the replies don't make sense
Phiaso Lessa United States of America*
I'm from the U.S.A. and I'm done with these people so...
@@phiasolessa415 Britain*
''How are we related?''
That quote murdered me.
America: *spells humour like humor, favourite like favorite, etc*
UK: *SCARED SCREAM-*
America: *we don't allow that extra U*
I swear, _every time_ I try to write 'favourite' or 'humour' my laptop corrects it and it annoys the living shit out of me.
*Color.*
@@elizainfinite6325 OH GOD THAT GETS ME
@@loreofthecosmos *Ahahahahahaha-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*
This literally is any grammar teacher's anthem
Fatimah_littleFox Mars WORD CRIMES
H-how did you know that
Especially my English Teacher (In my Country English is Not primary Spoken)
No one like! 666 likes!
Y e s m y e n g l i s h t e a c h e r s c r e ech at me since i use its raining very hard and not the idiom--
America: *Ok boomer.*
This comment is amazing
The uk is confirmed an old man
Hell yeah y'all make me proud.
Britain: why me?!
UK:
*EXCUSE ME BUT IM MEDIEVAL*
Baldi: Math teacher
UK: english teacher
*perfect.*
This video: "you should never write words using numbers"
Me: **Hides the Russian letter for z**
Your Only Komrade
з
In Russia's defense, it's a different alphabet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
З 3 is different look
З
What does ³ mean?
America: I've got too much capitalism and debts to pay to care about this
*DrawingDragon* that scene near the end with rus though lol
You will learn by force
@@unitedkindoms9895 oh dearie me-
@@snakewithapen5489 *grabs a ruler and a dictionary*
@@unitedkindoms9895 *screams in floridian*
Plot twist: America actually knows perfect English but chooses to take the piss because he hates his dad
I believe this probably true, American’s love to piss off other countries
Just like your Aussie cousins.
Lmao, thats right.
America: uN0 rEvErSé cArD
Britain: *confused squealing*
The fact that weird al was able to take a song that haves a a catchy beat but terrible lyrics and turn it something great is amazing and shows how much of a great artist he is.
Yes I agree
i read that very wrong 💀
America:*says a speech*
Britian: what did he say!?
What did he say
@@unitedkindoms9895 ShUt SHUT ME BORK U!!!!!
:)
montana:umm what is the big briches mad at dad for?
LMAO!! I love how America was writing Y’all’dn’t’ve.
I'm American, and even I would consider this to be a sin of the English language.
@@phoenix1661 I'm from Texas and I will admit that I have used that as well as Y'all'd've in every day conversation. lmao.
@@battykins5305 In this segment of the video, America's Texas is showing.
What do you mean, that 'word' is amazing
Is that English or a spawn of satan
Britain: ok let’s start with something simple. Spell you
America: u
Britain are?
America: r
Britain: ok, spell Never Mind
America: nvm
Britain: ... Your the worst son ever
America: don’t you mean You’re
Britain: ... **holds a nuke to his head**
underrated
I feel Britain would hold up one right back
KABOOOOOOOOM
LOL
True
me: forgets conjugate-
7 year old me: Face palms
*The perfect Map doesn’t exi-*
Hahahah YOU WHERE WRONG
Krampy CatTails really “where” come on and on this video seriously
@@thedrunkpaddy4206hæt did he say wrong?
did you watch the centuries anamatic after 4 months? owo
I hate you all
2:58. Look at America. HIS GLASSES ARE TAPED TO HIS HEAD. I praise the artist.
3:42 Too
@@w0rddissasociation no
WELL HE DOESN'T HAVE EARS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT XD?!
1:06
America is asserting his dominance
The funny part is that language is constantly changing so grammar doesn't really matter as much as everyone says. Though you need to have a basic set of guidelines to have a functioning language, grammar is more like a set of basic and vague guidelines, not rules, so saying "that ain't important, u kno that" is okay because what matters is if you can understand it.
That’s too much words
@@amurricap3406 TDLR: Language is an art not a science
Unless you're doing anything professional.
Edit: Damn didn't notice this was two years old. Sorry.
1:06 😂
911: 911 how can I help you?
Britain: MY SON COMMITTED A WOrd CRIME!!!!
Britain: "AND NOW HE'S ATTEMPTING TO INTIMIDATEE VIA T-POSING!
If UK's calling the police I believe it's 999
@@morganwheeleryear1123 I think Britain might’ve flew down to America to teach them
Goddamnit dad."
I got too much crap to do ..than this.
How long have i had a clone?
lmao, America XD
За один ролик узнал больше чем за 9 лет в школе
1:06 the most cursed yet hilarious moment
Those dislikes are from countries were
*Late*
@Abigail Boots not really.. M
@Abigail Boots maybe from montana where our slang woud drive y'all up a wall welp hope y'all have a good day
@Abigail Boots we then heya Arizona how y'all doin and yet another country state with slang that kills proper English
Shut up you arrogant folk and stop incorrectly speaking english.
Queen Elizabeth II will be very unimpressed
Flavour
*Flavor*
Colour
*Color*
Humour
*Humor*
Ame what are you doing?
I’m giving my people more independence by *_getting rid of U_*
Edit: Please... Take this as a J O K E!!
Edit 2: Wtf is going on in the replies?
It’s called English for a reason though I appreciate the joke
aa god xD
Frosty the ArcticFox I think it was because of the more common use of newspaper, and paying and/or getting paid by letter
Amazing joke
For legal reasons that's a joke.
I forced my entire class to watch this by saying it was "Educational"
This is how Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand feel when talking to America at the family picnics.
OOH I LOVE THIS SONG 😂 MY TEACHERS WOULD PLAY THIS ALL TIME
Ur welcome 😂
LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR. *(POVE.)*
Sorry I was panicking because it gave me a lot of nostalgia lol
Also *"Ur."*
Dude this is word crimes, there's no reason to panic dude.
Dude I give up 😂
This isnt his song
Nobody:
Uk: we call it indicator because indicates were the car is going
America: we call it blinker because it go blink
(I found this on a tiktok)
Animation frEaK Well, Ya’ain’t WRONG...
i call it the lights because it is a light
Katie Baltos or it be bright
@@_ichichi7848 that too
It go B L I N K
Another Lyric Ti’ll I’m Done With My Break So I Can Change My Name:
Everybody shut up, woo!
Everyone listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
If you can't write in the proper way
If you don't know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that class
And maybe now you find
That people mock you online
Okay, now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with the nomenclature
You'll learn the definitions
Of nouns and prepositions
Literacy's your mission
And that's why I think it's a
Good time
To learn some grammar
Now, did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's "less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
Everybody wise up!
Say you got an "I", "T"
Followed by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that mean?
You would not use "it's" in this case
As a possessive
It's a contraction
What's a contraction?
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a sound or letter
Okay, now here's some notes
Syntax you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's danglin'
But I don't want your drama
If you really wanna
Leave out that Oxford comma
Just keep in mind
That "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spellchecker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince
I hate these word crimes
You really need a
Full time proofreader
You dumb mouth-breather
Well, you should hire
Some cunning linguist
To help you distinguish
What is proper English
One thing I ask of you
Time to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a sentence too
Always say "to whom"
Don't ever say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you this
I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished second grade
I hope you can tell
If you're doing good or doing well
About better figure out the difference
Irony is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you said
You literally couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
I read your e-mail
It's quite apparent
Your grammar's errant
You're incoherent
Saw your blog post
It's really fantastic
That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write like a spastic
I hate these Word Crimes
Your prose is dopey
Think you should only
Write in emoji
Oh, you're a lost cause
Go back to pre-school
Get out of the gene pool
Try your best to not drool
Never mind I give up
Really now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go Away!
Uh.. theres already english captions....
JAJAJAJAJA SOS UN SALAMEEE
@@lunalagamer55 Shut.
“Unless your seven, Or your name is prince”
Minnesotans: “you dare disrespect our king”
UK: “Okay Let's learn proper English now, son”
America:Okay dad...
*got bullied several times*
*Cries in American*
Rip. Where is our father to help us and not insult us. *R U WINNIN DAD?!?*
@@angelal3084 They are technically the same but if you look at the words they are slightly different. We can say American English is the easified version of British English.
(I am trying so hard to sound smart now)
@@angelal3084 American English and British English are two different dialects. Even if they weren’t, who criticizes a meme like this?
🤣 when UK's efforts go to nothing.All those years of trying to make his son like him went to a waste OOF but NOICE VID LUV IT 😁❤
Meriem Terki you obviously didn’t pay attention to the video you wrote luv instead of love
@@sirfoxington2258 Oof XD
@@idk-by1sg you are the most hyper active person in the universe. You're going on r/YoungPeopleRUclips
@@russiacat3263 XD
@@russiacat3263 what is that suppost to mean?
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a soul:
Countryhumans: *how about Russia and America are gay for each other*
Lmao
And Poland and Germany being shy gays
Hell nah bruh 😎
@@iiaestheticbeeii8409 Germany: Simps by making a memorial for Poland.
fucking obviously *eyes expand off my head* Holy shnitzal- schnisal- whatever those things are! LOOK AT THE GAYYYYYYY!!! (also the gen z do be pushing for socialism doe O.O)
At 2:19 when America leans back at the words "cunning linguist," I felt that.
0:35 I LOVE THAT ART STYLE
😄👌
Me:*clicks on video*
Also me: *Why is my english teacher's theme song playing?*
YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER IS WEIRD AL!!!????
2:38
Britain: **roasts Ame**
America: Ok. Dis is fine.
“It’s spelled theatre, not theater!!”
Merriam Webster: “How bout no”
Eh, ive always used them to differentiate which one i mean.
Theatre for live performance.
Theater for cinematics.
Gaz Sorry about that, lol!
gosh i'm going to cry
Well Merriam Webster is American so they would not spell it the correct British way.
@Giselle_Stephanie fixed
I haven’t even watched and I already know it’s gonna be great
Well yes but actually *yes.*
2:11 omg- my favorite part for some odd reason.
Nobody
America:*T posing and Swearing with bad grammar to UK*
Uk:*Calls 911*
I thought it was “world crimes”
Wops
Same
I mean, I thought it was war crimes
2:32 LMAO LOOK AT THE BOARD🤣
hA
Literally every single thing you post on this account is a gift from God himself
One of the best things about this video is that in the comments you have British and American arguing in the comments and continuing the video lyrics.
This song is the embodiment of how I feel when I get my report card of all A’s and then that one E in English.
I need to show my English teacher this. End of story XD
Show her the original
Well did you
NO THERE ARE TOO MANY PPS
The original
ruclips.net/video/8Gv0H-vPoDc/видео.html
I’ll be honest, there are times when I feel like this is how British people look at us.
At the end where they say "get out of the gene pool"
That is beautiful.
I have not started watching yet.
UK is singing this to America, I bet.
Edit: I was right.
No one ca-a-ares no one ca-a-ares NO ONE CARESSSS
God that's pretentious.
Lol I’m American and I spelled dirt wrong once
Edit : I spelled it deirt
And I’ve forgotten my own name before that was a new low for me
I spelt the world 'why' wrong more than once ;-;
I spelt everything write.
@@unitedkindoms9895 L0l k
@@unitedkindoms9895 oh my lord lmao
I spelled "group" and "is" wrong. I don't know how
I have learned some grammar like how if you say
“I’m going to a apple”
It’s actually supposed to be
“I’m going to eat AN apple”
Ye
I can smart
Oh really
@@aleyhanicoleragrag4703 yes
Not to pick on you or anything but isn't it supposed to be "yeah I can be smart"?
@@phuongvy7114 It could also be even better if they said "yes, I can be smart"
United Kingdom: Tries to teach the United States of America
Me: *Impossible
*When you forced to learn word crimes because your dad says so:*
America: I’m sorry can you repeat that? I wasn’t listening
"I dont speak tea, unless it's sweet ,and on ice"
@ Travis West
🤣🤣🤣 yes
Ame: Could you say that once more *boomer?*
Uk: I wish you we're adopted
America: no need to repeat yourself, I wasn't listening the first time
Australia is probably watching this so god dame confused...
And on fire and flooding at the same time...
Please help me!
this video helped me pass my LA class
i've always struggled with english even though im American and inherently dumb, i wanted to be a writer when i grew up but i know i couldnt because everything i wrote was absolute nonsense. after watching this spoof MAP i immediently emailed my LA teacher to send me all my missing as failed work, and i went hammer on its ass. after 30 minutes i had finished it and had sent the email back, and after a few minutes at 01:00 in the morning, my teacher had bumped my grades up to a A++
now i can finally fufill my dreams of becoming a professional writer.
)there are 10 misspells and grammar misspells in that sentence)
There are about 4 in the last one
3:19 "I'm glad I didn't keep you." OOF
I feel Britain on another level
It's mf Colour not color is something I have to say 90% of the time to my *also* British friends
i can relate kinda (i american tho) so i'm in writing class and every time the teacher mentions a writing term or something similar, they ask ME what it means. And i'm just like,"we learned there years ago!! And we reviewed it a day ago! Why do i need to explain it too you every hour!(no joke)"
If they were Americans, I would let it be, but British people? I thought they were raised to spell certain words with a ”u.”
I mean.. color is also correct spelling so it doesn’t really matter.
@@tanya5267 Ofc it is, but because my friends are also British, in Britain, I have to correct them to " colour " lol
Yes
I am American and I can confirm this is pretty accurate to how it happened. Britain tried to make sure we were good little colonies that spoke correctly and we paid 0 percent attention
but its fun 2 make pe0ple madD
2:39
I screamed, it’s so rare to see Switzerland
~And nobody cared about this comment~
Lemme tell ya' something weird
Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing
:O
Wh
WHA-
Tf
Yes its perfectly correct *screams in mind*
This comment-
в англиском не так хорошо шарю, но песня прям мёд для ушей.
и рисовка прям суперская.)
Согл
Canada siting in the back of the room eating popcorn and enjoying every second of this
I love how Britain is loosing sanity throughout this entire thing
I'm not the only person who read the title as "WORLD CRIMES" right?
I really don't my grammar do i
No it not alone 😂
Still would have worked tbh
I’ve been waiting for this for weeks now, and I’m certainly not disappointed. Everyone did their part so well!! Great job!💕
Teachers what they say to you: 3:04-3:07
What they are thinking: 3:08- 3:10
1:52 who noticed Russia?
XDDDD why does this seem accurate me trying to tell my American friend what some brittish words mean.
america: okey bro
england: SHUT UP
italy: PIZZA PASTA MANDOLINO MAMMA MIAAAA
Russia: VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMMIE VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
È basta con sta meme-
Its UK not England
@@oscuramelodyes3495 hanno una fantasia quasi sublime
@@Violaa707 una fantasia mai vista prima, vero?
When Britain said "don't" at the beginning, he forgot the apostrophe XD
Never had so much joy through a lyric and language video. Marvellous! 😂👍
me *sees thumbnail*
also me *weird british screaming*
Uk trying to teach his kid how to speak english the cool way😂😂
Edit:OMG thanks for the likes guys UwU i never got so many likes❤
When a teacher tries putting memes in their Powerpoints in class to teach- ;w;
@@queen_zj6136 LOL
*when your teacher acutely brings 34 dish soup and 56 dish soap*
@@unitedkindoms9895 I see what you did their😏
N0b0dy: H0w many t1m35 d1d y0u wa7ch th15?
M3: Y35
Lol 3:36 the hey hey hey .... go away 👌
This is a masterpiece good job animators and wired AI for the best song in the universe
1:05
As a brit, i was unreasonably triggered that his phone said "911" instead of "999" XD
(still loved the map!)
America was in both the world wars but doesn't know what year it started
*Ok*
WW II started June 28, 1919.
WW I started a couple hundred years ago.
We just helped end both :)
Sean Wadey ?? WWI started July 1914 and ended Nov 11, 1918. WWII started in Sept. 1939.
Listen...
If UK came to my country he'd have a stroke
'cause people say
"She gone."
Instead of
"She went."
TvT
Which country is this
I need to know so I can run in the opposite direction
*has a stroke*
Woah how are you so good at English and Geography??
Me: its complicated
1:22 it’s mah fav part of all part bull all the video parts is amazing!! :DDDD
Me: (sputters and dies like an old truck)
My friend: what happened?
Me: 1:06 happened
But З is my favorite letter! (In the Russian language, it is pronounced as "Zuh" and is a letter.)
I'mNotGayI'mFabulous wat
Same
З
And only now to i realise that 3 and з look almost the same
This reminds me of the time when my class had to watch a tutorial and when the instructor said "water" in an American accent, we mocked her accent for about 5 minutes XD
This came out really good tbh
1:06 me running away for. My evil demon teacher.
“You should write words using letters, not numbers” MAAAAN I remember when that was how people “abbreviated”
America: spells words w/ memez
Britain: *angry tea noises*
I can’t help but hearing this in milo Murphy’s voice. Revealing his voice actor did a toll on my perception anywhere weird Al is concerned
America- my name is *Murica*
England- no ITSSSSSSSSSS... *America*
America- *isn't it the same*
America- WhO aRe YoU iMpOsTeR!?!?!
Edit-
Haha, even us Americans/native still didn't pay attention to UK and just spell everything' wrong still. HA LOL.. You tried your best but don't succed...we prob won't tell you why we spell everything wrong even though it so easy...
I prefer merica because polyglotclub.com/language/english/question/34099
bäd life The fandom taught me Murica.
Ahem, THIS FITS ENGLAND SO WELL
Duh.
tfw its uk not england
UK 🇬🇧 not England 🏴
Ну разве эта песня не создана для этого мапа? Это шикарно😍
2:30 I never realized he took Americas glasses-
UK: I read you'r email!
Email: *Tea sukz*
UK: _You're incoherent_
Yes it is incoherent
A) Tea should only ever be talked well about
B)Sukz is not a word and the closet thing to it is sucks and tea is a godly drink
Your*
Britain is trying to explain why he should add the ‘u’ back in flavour, humour, labour, whatever etc-
I think we indian and bangalis use mixed english.
Good job guys keep up the good work!! :D
why do i have an overwhelming sense of nostalgia from listening to this song