{Countryhumans} Is britain Gay or European? ~ANIMATIC~

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @melavsvs4284
    @melavsvs4284  4 года назад +1548

    Hello! Everyone I noticed that a lot of people pointed out that Britain said "Soccer" instead of "football" I apologized for that mistake I did and I also wanted to apologized of misspelling word/lyrics in the video (cause I was in a rush that time).
    And thank you guys for the comments and likes! I really appreciated it!

  • @tamarpeer261
    @tamarpeer261 5 лет назад +4571

    Britian: "boyfriend? I thought you said best friend! France is my best friend!"
    Britian & France history: * visible confusion *

    • @raymondmcmale5532
      @raymondmcmale5532 5 лет назад +462

      They like it rough 😂

    • @theodoremaximillios1797
      @theodoremaximillios1797 4 года назад +90

      Raymond McMale The Wehrmacht took a Beating didn’t they? 😂

    • @raymondmcmale5532
      @raymondmcmale5532 4 года назад +180

      @@theodoremaximillios1797 Sometimes they like to bottom you know, France can be a good power bottom sometimes 😂

    • @theodoremaximillios1797
      @theodoremaximillios1797 4 года назад +33

      Raymond McMale 😂😂 Good One!

    • @chuichiro0062
      @chuichiro0062 4 года назад +27

      @@raymondmcmale5532 bruH

  • @CutestDemon
    @CutestDemon 5 лет назад +11474

    As someone from and in britain, i am afraid to say we arent gay, we are teasexual, our apologies.

    • @hulian7669
      @hulian7669 5 лет назад +787

      Defenately a teasexual 😔✊

    • @jacopomazzo4949
      @jacopomazzo4949 5 лет назад +297

      but what if the thea is a guy too

    • @bethhague9448
      @bethhague9448 5 лет назад +146

      Ash what ? Britian isn’t a thing really, you are either welsh,English,Irish or Scottish lmao

    • @CutestDemon
      @CutestDemon 5 лет назад +91

      Ireland and GB isnt the same. However, Northern Ireland is apart of GB.

    • @bethhague9448
      @bethhague9448 5 лет назад +57

      Ash what the... Britain is 3 countries, Great Britain is 4 countries, the British isles is 5 countries. Like Is that ‘british’ English, Scottish or Welsh ?

  • @hunkdeadaccount637
    @hunkdeadaccount637 5 лет назад +8854

    As an European, I'm not offended.
    That's the truth somehow.
    The cheek kissing and everything else.
    Welcome to Europe

    • @nox_lanius5947
      @nox_lanius5947 5 лет назад +93

      Not to mention the Middle East

    • @eucalyptused
      @eucalyptused 5 лет назад +167

      @HUNK[ DEAD ACCOUNT ] As a Norwegian-born Russian the whole cheek-kissing gives me a n x i e t y. Like o pls no physical contact please. 😬 Rest of Europe is very... Friendly.

    • @asingularspaghetti9538
      @asingularspaghetti9538 5 лет назад +182

      I thought we usually cheek kiss our relatives or close friends? I mean, in UK we're just having an awkward conversation and then just start screaming
      My spanish friend did it once and everyone start staring at her for atleast 6 minutes

    • @pihla6350
      @pihla6350 5 лет назад +34

      Not in Finland...

    • @anomaliexxx
      @anomaliexxx 5 лет назад +66

      I mean yeah
      Tho the cheek kissing kinda depends one where you‘re at

  • @cyberashuto6123
    @cyberashuto6123 4 года назад +3964

    France: You were not yEstErdAY-
    Every British person in the comments: *spits out tea*

    • @eddyshepherd5885
      @eddyshepherd5885 4 года назад +215

      What a waste of tea.

    • @KOHAKU_m7LOVE
      @KOHAKU_m7LOVE 4 года назад +91

      *spits out tea*
      ....tch... dear god he’s right...

    • @blob9645
      @blob9645 4 года назад +38

      @Catalina Muñoz Agopian yeah, my drinking tea is all over the computer.

    • @elain.marged
      @elain.marged 4 года назад +20

      And i was eating my sunday roast aswell

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 года назад +21

      I spit my tea too and Im not british LMAO THAT WAS GOLD

  • @ghostmcghost3768
    @ghostmcghost3768 5 лет назад +5510

    "Is Britain European?"
    *_*confused geography noises_**

    • @anliecabonilas8680
      @anliecabonilas8680 5 лет назад +474

      He's european but not in the European union anymore

    • @tropicalels4143
      @tropicalels4143 4 года назад +378

      *confused political noises*

    • @theg-maxtoxtricity2709
      @theg-maxtoxtricity2709 4 года назад +124

      Not anymore.
      B R E X I T

    • @Forlfir
      @Forlfir 4 года назад +160

      @@theg-maxtoxtricity2709 Europe and the European Union are two different things

    • @theg-maxtoxtricity2709
      @theg-maxtoxtricity2709 4 года назад +41

      Leopoldo Ferrari
      Eh. I don’t care. I just wanted an excuse to say
      B R E X I T
      But also the fact that, like I said, I don’t care. BREXIT

  • @calebblaha7854
    @calebblaha7854 5 лет назад +3272

    America is like “Who would’a thought that both my dads were gay”.

    • @RealYankee
      @RealYankee 5 лет назад +188

      Dude France ain't our dad, more like the CPS agent that got involved when our dad started getting violent with us for being rebellious.

    • @calebblaha7854
      @calebblaha7854 5 лет назад +302

      @@RealYankee We literally bought half our country from France. France is our dad hands down. The Spanish were our uncle.

    • @Divinegoldenlight
      @Divinegoldenlight 5 лет назад +66

      .
      .
      .
      im American...
      ima gurl....
      BUT I AINT GAY

    • @Oasismaker
      @Oasismaker 5 лет назад +13

      Kamini Shirrekrisengee BUT I AM!!!

    • @Takodachi257
      @Takodachi257 5 лет назад +24

      Idk but i always immagine france as a girl Xd

  • @bristolsjester1854
    @bristolsjester1854 4 года назад +2179

    "I'm lesbian"
    "I thought you were American"

    • @melinasaranti4966
      @melinasaranti4966 4 года назад +61

      you know... geographically speaking......you can't be both 👀

    • @voicelessbeing
      @voicelessbeing 4 года назад +102

      "i'm gay"
      "i thought you were European"

    • @omori3703
      @omori3703 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @redacted6169
      @redacted6169 4 года назад +17

      @@voicelessbeing Ooh I’m gonna use that on my European friend if he comes out

    • @latifaangel4310
      @latifaangel4310 3 года назад

      Whats that supposed to mean

  • @callumwalker1299
    @callumwalker1299 4 года назад +762

    Britain: says soccer
    Me: spits tea out at 7 crumpets per queen Elizabeth

    • @delta___6951
      @delta___6951 4 года назад +38

      At least I wasn't the only one to notice. My initial thoughts to that was that it was created by an American or any other that says soccer.

    • @allanarmitage3202
      @allanarmitage3202 4 года назад +23

      same thing with axe, its called lynx here

    • @alhenapanda-tricksterson1355
      @alhenapanda-tricksterson1355 3 года назад +7

      The song is actually from an american muscial comedy play (is it the proper terme to describe it ???? ). Now it's a meme. So no surprise the song say soccer and not football

    • @guildedwings5641
      @guildedwings5641 3 года назад

      @@allanarmitage3202 yea boi, but cien *men* all the way for me

    • @gamernari108
      @gamernari108 3 года назад +1

      @𝒱ℯ𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓈 𝒮𝒾𝓂𝓅 I know right!! We say football not soccer!!!

  • @venuspastel445
    @venuspastel445 4 года назад +2303

    "Depending on the time of day, the French go either way"
    Marquis de Lafayette: *SWEATS*

    • @oliveintheroom1336
      @oliveintheroom1336 4 года назад +168

      John Laurens and Hamilton: *Drenched in letters*

    • @marvigalicia8149
      @marvigalicia8149 4 года назад +47

      Someone make an animatic except with Jefferson, and Carlos is Madison, and I will be forever satisfied.

    • @hotpocketoverlord7800
      @hotpocketoverlord7800 4 года назад +6

      I'M THE 420th LIKE!!!!

    • @venuspastel445
      @venuspastel445 4 года назад +4

      @@hotpocketoverlord7800 WOOOO

    • @hotpocketoverlord7800
      @hotpocketoverlord7800 4 года назад +1

      @@venuspastel445 holy shit!! you subed to my channel!

  • @jpink4647
    @jpink4647 5 лет назад +2231

    U.S.A.: **silently** *Is my dad a gay?*

  • @hulian7669
    @hulian7669 5 лет назад +1665

    UK: "I'M STRAIGHT!"
    France about to show le hickey: *''i'm about to end this whole man's career-''*

  • @goroakechi6126
    @goroakechi6126 4 года назад +676

    If France and Britain are married, we have the new holders of the ‘most unstable couple’ award.

    • @ravenlet
      @ravenlet 3 года назад +13

      nice

    • @gay4sswhovian
      @gay4sswhovian 3 года назад +29

      As French baguette I can confirm lmao

    • @lcds8
      @lcds8 3 года назад +14

      After my mom and dad

    • @lordkingstali
      @lordkingstali 3 года назад +19

      meanwhile usa and russia = SAY WHAT???

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 3 года назад +15

      "Yeah it was good even though she held a knife to my neck the whole time"

  • @wendyta1173
    @wendyta1173 5 лет назад +667

    And your boyfriends name is?
    France.
    *-NANI?!*

  • @sydneyashley1583
    @sydneyashley1583 5 лет назад +623

    Britain: I'm straight!
    France: you were not yesterday *shows hickey*
    Me: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @hospitalready5038
      @hospitalready5038 5 лет назад +8

      JSKAJFCDHDHDVDH I MISSED THAT PART AHHHH

    • @that_duck_quack
      @that_duck_quack 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mean they have 4+ children what did you expect

  • @ferdinandogreco8272
    @ferdinandogreco8272 4 года назад +1770

    No one:
    Britain and France: Fight 100 years of war
    2020 bOi:you can make a relationship out of this

    • @Birb728
      @Birb728 4 года назад +123

      Every loving couple fight ;)

    • @phoebe2248
      @phoebe2248 4 года назад +43

      @@Birb728 bruh

    • @LandoBando-pj5ox
      @LandoBando-pj5ox 4 года назад +72

      @@Birb728 no they have disagreements and allow space when one is angry or annoyed, in a healthy relationship people disagree and communicate to solve the problem or issue

    • @Birb728
      @Birb728 4 года назад +21

      @@LandoBando-pj5ox that what I meant to say. Thanks

    • @marijanearias4780
      @marijanearias4780 4 года назад +6

      True

  • @officialteaoflife9026
    @officialteaoflife9026 4 года назад +399

    "I'm straight"
    "You were not yesterday"
    Best line EVER

    • @Ely-vb6dx
      @Ely-vb6dx 2 года назад +3

      yes best line

    • @Random_French
      @Random_French Год назад +3

      This line in my language:
      -Je suis hétéro !
      -Tu l'étais pas hier. 😏

  • @imtoolazyanimates9663
    @imtoolazyanimates9663 4 года назад +1833

    France: -breaks down door-
    America, Canada, Australia and New Zealend: -casually says:- "Hi Mom!"
    France: -pulls down glasses like a boss- hello sons

    • @zevroboy131
      @zevroboy131 4 года назад +76

      lol good to see mother france is still out there (from New Zealand)

    • @aspringspirit1069
      @aspringspirit1069 4 года назад +24

      @@zevroboy131 yay fellow new zealander!!!!!
      wanna grab some maccas?

    • @Sayjirani_
      @Sayjirani_ 4 года назад +18

      Wait so who gave how did France gave birth to 4 daughters not sons lol every country is a girl that’s why the Earth is called is Mother Earth bruh kids these days

    • @SirKernel
      @SirKernel 4 года назад +18

      @@Sayjirani_ *Jokes on you boys exist in this mother earth*

    • @Sayjirani_
      @Sayjirani_ 4 года назад

      @@SirKernel yea

  • @shii9490
    @shii9490 5 лет назад +1048

    "I'm straight."
    "You were not yesterday!"
    That's a classic

    • @GimX3
      @GimX3 5 лет назад +6

      I actually dont understand it lol (btw im German)

    • @shii9490
      @shii9490 5 лет назад +3

      @@GimX3 It's a meme

    • @GimX3
      @GimX3 5 лет назад +2

      @@darkmagesk5070 still dosnt make Sense xd

    • @GimX3
      @GimX3 5 лет назад +1

      @@shii9490 oh duh

    • @that_witch426
      @that_witch426 5 лет назад +1

      Creeping Shadow me

  • @f1tz424
    @f1tz424 4 года назад +553

    Everyone: *finding out britain is gay and european at the same time*
    Britain: First time?

    • @LuukBrouwers-ek7tp
      @LuukBrouwers-ek7tp 4 года назад +8

      I dont get it why is britain gay?

    • @skyline0_038
      @skyline0_038 4 года назад +2

      @@LuukBrouwers-ek7tp same

    • @lawr8585
      @lawr8585 4 года назад +2

      No longer European now

    • @aamiumar4042
      @aamiumar4042 4 года назад +6

      @@lawr8585 the uk is still part of europe tho. Just not in the european union

    • @ygiuzebbe
      @ygiuzebbe 3 года назад +1

      britain is european?

  • @Kat_Silvertongue
    @Kat_Silvertongue 3 года назад +89

    *My French self looking at my British friend with a huge smile after watching this with her*
    Her : don’t you dare

    • @arthenmes396
      @arthenmes396 Год назад +2

      TOPE LA POTO

    • @Kat_Silvertongue
      @Kat_Silvertongue Год назад +2

      Marthe ? MDR

    • @arthenmes396
      @arthenmes396 Год назад +1

      @@Kat_Silvertongue oh merde c'est toi-
      Ptdr.

    • @arthenmes396
      @arthenmes396 Год назад +1

      J'me barre je suppose XD .
      C'était quoi la chance que je tombe sur toi franchement.

    • @Kat_Silvertongue
      @Kat_Silvertongue Год назад +1

      Non, mais putain les chances que ça arrive

  • @cadnc2422
    @cadnc2422 5 лет назад +1714

    JapanMale: And your bf's name is?
    *Britain says France*
    *Fangirls and i screaming at the back*

  • @sambanjo
    @sambanjo 5 лет назад +726

    -and your boyfriends name is?
    -france
    *_gasps in anime plot twist_*

    • @cheryltan2931
      @cheryltan2931 5 лет назад +11

      FRUK woah

    • @asunozu
      @asunozu 5 лет назад +9

      *gay gasp*

    • @tanyacromwell8778
      @tanyacromwell8778 5 лет назад +7

      *Gasps In Canadian*

    • @mikegillespie2590
      @mikegillespie2590 5 лет назад +5

      Top 10Anime Plot Twists

    • @lordadmiralhood1843
      @lordadmiralhood1843 5 лет назад +3

      Could see that happening tbh, fighting each other for centuries can get you to respect ones opponent and when you fight side by side in two massive wars could cause one to develop feelings for the other 😂

  • @nottavros
    @nottavros 5 лет назад +451

    Britain: France is my best friend.
    France: *There’s been a disturbance.*
    Edit: Oh thanks for the likes

    • @spicedmoonlight7703
      @spicedmoonlight7703 5 лет назад +6

      I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS-

    • @nottavros
      @nottavros 5 лет назад +5

      Spiced Moonlight
      You are welcome

    • @nottavros
      @nottavros 5 лет назад +2

      Nadia Ibrahim
      *Perhaps.*

    • @cocoloco6060
      @cocoloco6060 5 лет назад +5

      France:*walks slowly and says “There Has been a Disturbance, Dears*

    • @nottavros
      @nottavros 5 лет назад +3

      Coco Loco lmao yes

  • @linbin_arts4427
    @linbin_arts4427 4 года назад +69

    2:06 "I can show you guys my yaoi!" bro i am dead

  • @annmarielangley6947
    @annmarielangley6947 5 лет назад +736

    RUclips 2005:
    "My trip to the zoo" a video about a guy on his trip to the zoo.
    RUclips 2019
    "Is Britain gay or European" a video about *_asking whether a humanized version of a European country is gay or European_*

    • @she_bear_aurora
      @she_bear_aurora 5 лет назад +44

      We have truly evolved.
      For better or worse is the question.

    • @mikegillespie2590
      @mikegillespie2590 5 лет назад +4

      @@she_bear_aurora I think better

    • @jassyanimations8947
      @jassyanimations8947 5 лет назад +2

      @@she_bear_aurora wait......
      100% sure ilthat came from a Thomas Sanders vine....
      I think this was it:
      2016 has evolved into 2017!
      For better or worse is the question.

    • @itzpackingtape
      @itzpackingtape 5 лет назад +4

      Human evolution has truly peaked

    • @cricketuhm
      @cricketuhm 5 лет назад +1

      @@jassyanimations8947 *HMMmHM

  • @andreakhorshuyen9347
    @andreakhorshuyen9347 5 лет назад +271

    “You were not yesterday.”
    Me:
    *oh shit that hickey*

  • @jacktheuser-ck9qi
    @jacktheuser-ck9qi 5 лет назад +783

    UK: I am not Ga-
    France: *goes in*
    UK: Sh*t Here we Go again

    • @idontusethisaccanymore7017
      @idontusethisaccanymore7017 5 лет назад

      JackPullds ITS FRIKING BRITAIN PEOPLE ALWAYS MISTAKE BRITAIN FOR ENGLAND/UK >:(

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 5 лет назад +1

      Potato LASAGNA the UK is short for the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, which the nation is

    • @adosouma
      @adosouma 5 лет назад

      Just Stop
      Your user is you seeing this comment

    • @idontusethisaccanymore7017
      @idontusethisaccanymore7017 5 лет назад

      Underlord 26 σh ím ѕσrrrчччччч mσm

    • @unitedkindoms9895
      @unitedkindoms9895 5 лет назад

      I'm not gay....

  • @cherrydonut4219
    @cherrydonut4219 4 года назад +52

    Philippines: *silently screaming is he gay*
    USA: He's straight or gay? or european???
    Japan: He's not gay!
    France: Well, well...

  • @strawberry5954
    @strawberry5954 5 лет назад +1969

    “What’s your boyfriend’s name?”
    “France”
    **le gasp**
    “I’m sorry! I misunderstand,”
    “You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friend.”
    **tippy tap running noises**
    France:
    *”I heard that you were talking sh!t and you thought I didn’t hear it.”*

  • @mybrainrunsonaabatteries
    @mybrainrunsonaabatteries 5 лет назад +3988

    3:08
    Britain: "I'm straight"
    France: *Shows him hickey on neck* "you were not yesterday"
    I'm dead.
    Edit: 3k likes... Yo wtf

  • @KeiLahhh_
    @KeiLahhh_ 5 лет назад +420

    Brittain:im straight!
    France: you were not yesterday~
    Me:dies

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 5 лет назад +3

      its k funny person #FrancoBritishUnion #Incest

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 5 лет назад +3

      dRaCO mAlFOy tHE sLyTHeRyN
      So you just said the word “dies” at that turn of events? Really?

    • @DedKore
      @DedKore 5 лет назад +3

      I paused the video at that moment and stared at it •_•

    • @hattedmoron555
      @hattedmoron555 5 лет назад +2

      what is a Brittain

    • @BCheng-rc1px
      @BCheng-rc1px 5 лет назад +1

      Wats tat mark on france's neck
      Me:HES GAY!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
      France: you flamingboy band cabalaay (watever that word is)* blushes a lil*
      Britan: did u just call meh hot *blushes*

  • @Tabby_CatMeow
    @Tabby_CatMeow 3 года назад +28

    Britain: not caring that they are saying he’s gay before France shows up
    *France shows up*
    Britain: 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕤𝕙

  • @Fishleyz
    @Fishleyz 5 лет назад +1109

    France:"THIS MAN IS GAY AAAAAAAAND EUROPEON!"
    Me: *dies of laugher*

  • @corrupted_bravery
    @corrupted_bravery 5 лет назад +481

    New Zealand : Wait dad's Gay and European? I thought he was British?

  • @heidiahairull6704
    @heidiahairull6704 4 года назад +831

    I love how Japan's twin sister has cat ears. Neko girl

  • @klevintine
    @klevintine 5 лет назад +260

    "I'M STRAIGHT"
    "you were not yesterday~"
    *GAY NOSEBLEED* 3:09

    • @emberthewolf1297
      @emberthewolf1297 5 лет назад +4

      *Me just in the background shipping Drarry and ErrorInk and thinking how this line would DEFINITLY fit in their stories*

    • @screeovo8802
      @screeovo8802 5 лет назад +3

      Ember The Wolf OF COURSE MAH FELLOW ERRORINK SHIPPER XD
      I will have le nosebleed on any gay ship

    • @that_duck_quack
      @that_duck_quack 5 месяцев назад +1

      There were also gay that one night in 1769

  • @vandnasharmab3062
    @vandnasharmab3062 5 лет назад +505

    Me: *being peaceful*
    RUclips Recommendation: WATCH THIS!
    Me: No u
    RUclips: *uses reverse uno card*
    Me: Ah shit, here we go again

    • @maplerosez
      @maplerosez 5 лет назад +6

      Basically how I got here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @hunterstewart8475
      @hunterstewart8475 5 лет назад +2

      Ah Britain long time no see

    • @pyeltd.5457
      @pyeltd.5457 5 лет назад

      You are the worst countryball ever talking about recommendations

    • @metropolitanuk259
      @metropolitanuk259 5 лет назад

      xD
      Now youtube forced ya to watch this.
      Oh lord.......

    • @idiosyncraticerror
      @idiosyncraticerror 5 лет назад

      when i remember i spent 5 robux on an uno card costume in roblox xd

  • @Sharksomnia
    @Sharksomnia 5 лет назад +545

    Every European be like "ARE WE A JOKE?!''
    (Yes im European)
    (Edit: Thanks from all the likes and comments)

    • @Cl3m0ntine
      @Cl3m0ntine 5 лет назад +6

      I'm européen too I'm French and you?

    • @Sharksomnia
      @Sharksomnia 5 лет назад +7

      @@Cl3m0ntine Im Finland...Nobody notices us!😭😭😭

    • @imgayyy1032
      @imgayyy1032 5 лет назад +3

      And I’m a Brittish and there soon I will not be in the EU

    • @ender8143
      @ender8143 5 лет назад +3

      I'm a polish lesbian, so, I'm not offended xD

    • @imgayyy1032
      @imgayyy1032 5 лет назад +5

      Anilak Smith I’m a brittish lesbain

  • @snowplow8323
    @snowplow8323 4 года назад +38

    3:09 WAIT WHEN FRANCE SAID "YOU WERE NOT YETERDAY" HE SHOWED A BITE MARK ON HIS NECK DOES THAT MEAN THEY DID *_IT!?!??_*
    (no wonder they have 4 children)

    • @ImTheUNLol
      @ImTheUNLol 6 месяцев назад

      NOOOOOOOOO
      MY INNOCENCE FLYING AWAY😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @that_duck_quack
      @that_duck_quack 5 месяцев назад

      Yep that’s exactly what happened 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @meh6014
    @meh6014 5 лет назад +93

    I like how Spain, Germany, and Russia just start thinking if they gay bcz they European

  • @jackeeb8266
    @jackeeb8266 5 лет назад +661

    Did
    The
    British
    Human
    Seriously
    Say
    Soccer
    I’m
    Going
    To
    End
    Somebody’s
    Life
    I’m
    Bloody
    Livid
    Edit: thx guys

  • @starlight4410
    @starlight4410 5 лет назад +3278

    Britain to France: Hey babe
    France to Britain: I’m sorry Brit but I have another person
    Britain: *scream* w h a t
    France: Yes...his name is
    B A G U E T T E

    • @supercon20
      @supercon20 5 лет назад +60

      Why is this so funny?

    • @starlight4410
      @starlight4410 5 лет назад +75

      Sssshhhh don’t question it...
      Just take the laughter in...
      *inhales*
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @kawiicroissant1008
      @kawiicroissant1008 5 лет назад +10

      Star Light omg that is so not funny that it’s funny ya know

    • @natterbrain
      @natterbrain 5 лет назад +50

      My best friend is French and I always make fun of her saying things like ‘oh what perfume are you wearing? It kinda smells like... hmmm.. B A G U E T T E S’

    • @smollbaguette1084
      @smollbaguette1084 5 лет назад +36

      *Chokes on gay water*

  • @rubythompson6286
    @rubythompson6286 4 года назад +206

    Gay or European
    Britain: leaves Europe
    Me: Welp there’s your answer

    • @timothy1_200
      @timothy1_200 4 года назад +41

      Britain never left Europe...they can't just say "hmm, we're african now". They left the EU but are still in Europe. Like Switzerland or Norway also aren't in the Union but still in the continent.

    • @theoku.
      @theoku. 4 года назад +6

      @@timothy1_200 * confused geography noises*
      They weren't even in Europe in the first place ^^'
      Edit : yeah so I was wrong-

    • @mariaross9216
      @mariaross9216 4 года назад +2

      @@theoku. Eh? I thought they were...

    • @theoku.
      @theoku. 4 года назад

      @@mariaross9216 nah, they're not in the continent and they left the EU lol

    • @mariaross9216
      @mariaross9216 4 года назад

      @@theoku. no I know they left the EU I just thought they were in the continent. Thank you for educating me

  • @miam6214
    @miam6214 5 лет назад +188

    In Britain its almost midnight
    DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS NOT TO SCREAM AND FANGIRL!?!?

  • @Strxwbie
    @Strxwbie 5 лет назад +192

    Malaysia : *pulls out 50 shades of gray*
    Indo: no plz

    • @codenamedelta9991
      @codenamedelta9991 5 лет назад +2

      Lol couse im live in indo

    • @babyanajugol9026
      @babyanajugol9026 5 лет назад +4

      @@codenamedelta9991 and i live in malaysia imao

    • @codenamedelta9991
      @codenamedelta9991 5 лет назад

      @@babyanajugol9026 hey imma changed my channel its •Lapiz Lazuli• so u wont be seeing me on this account anymore bye!

    • @tatorimi
      @tatorimi 5 лет назад +4

      *Indomalay anthem (I wish that was a thing-) starts playing*

    • @hxneyjello5334
      @hxneyjello5334 5 лет назад

      I'm from Indonesia and I fully agree

  • @neptunesmoonss
    @neptunesmoonss 5 лет назад +531

    “Or European?!”
    *Grabs EU out of nowhere*

  • @johnsonsbabywipes6215
    @johnsonsbabywipes6215 4 года назад +32

    The fact that we left the eu makes this even funnier

  • @cinnamontea8545
    @cinnamontea8545 5 лет назад +942

    Video: britan is European
    Britain: **sees football** SOCCER

  • @reysanggalang8256
    @reysanggalang8256 5 лет назад +390

    I love how Philip just came out of nowhere
    Edit:o.mah gawd ive never got so much likes i feel *sniff* important *;-; tears of joy*

  • @orangemlp5195
    @orangemlp5195 5 лет назад +581

    As a british person, I am TRIGGERED that the british character said soccer while reffering to what we call football 😂

  • @ieatplastic1756
    @ieatplastic1756 4 года назад +23

    3:22 France said “that’s my love”

  • @_obsessed_6144
    @_obsessed_6144 4 года назад +610

    No one:
    Literally no body:
    Not even The CH fandom:
    Philippines: **is reading how to solve Gæ**

    • @cecillemilitante3115
      @cecillemilitante3115 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @kinichist
      @kinichist 4 года назад +2

      lmao yes

    • @pxperrings
      @pxperrings 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KettleSeph
      @KettleSeph 4 года назад +8

      And Malaysia be peeping over like nani

    • @dajijin
      @dajijin 4 года назад +5

      I'm from Philippines and instead of tea I SPILLED MY WATER AND I'M GONNA BE DEAD BY MY MOM (Fun fact about me: I spilled cereal on my bed 3 months ago ;-; TwT)

  • @wahoo69
    @wahoo69 5 лет назад +313

    we should just solve brexit like this, man.

  • @kyrstath3054
    @kyrstath3054 5 лет назад +169

    2:38 and that's how the British empire fell.

  • @thefoxsaysno9951
    @thefoxsaysno9951 3 года назад +7

    I was hoping Scotland would be standing menacingly staring at Britain while he was wearing a quilt

  • @hhorst84
    @hhorst84 5 лет назад +963

    But
    Uh....
    America: has stars
    Britain: has pattern
    Australia: has both......
    HMMMM

    • @xbermudaduosxsk4187
      @xbermudaduosxsk4187 5 лет назад +20

      Heather Horst (Australian) the pattern is called the union jack

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 5 лет назад +69

      In Hetalia we call that Incest

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 5 лет назад +12

      In Hetalia we call that Incest

    • @chocopans78
      @chocopans78 5 лет назад +5

      What's Hetalia?

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 5 лет назад +11

      Failure at gaming That and there is kinda a spectrum in the fanbase. Fans either make almost every character gay even though they are no (except France) and theirs the fact that there are 3 large family groups: Romance, Germanic and Sino. Then on the other side you have the part that makes it a lot more Grim then it really is.

  • @goodgriefcharliebeef
    @goodgriefcharliebeef 5 лет назад +129

    "I'm straight!"
    "You weren't yesterday..."
    my favorite line in this song ngl

  • @beetle5096
    @beetle5096 5 лет назад +333

    “Is he gay or European?”
    Him: I LITERALLY HAVE THE FLAG ON MY FACE.

    • @herrbonk2211
      @herrbonk2211 5 лет назад +3

      Roarriira that is not The European flag, that is the British flag...

    • @kawiicroissant1008
      @kawiicroissant1008 5 лет назад +1

      Nami um no it’s not that’s the Union Jack the English flag is 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @herrbonk2211
      @herrbonk2211 5 лет назад

      Kawii Croissant ooooohhh, ok.

    • @bunay6163
      @bunay6163 5 лет назад

      @@kawiicroissant1008 still no the european

    • @ster2600
      @ster2600 5 лет назад

      @@herrbonk2211 the union jack is the flag of britain too

  • @ThouWho
    @ThouWho 11 месяцев назад +5

    I am convinced everyone who's had a countryhumans phase has seen this

  • @queenlikesstuff6500
    @queenlikesstuff6500 5 лет назад +116

    *France busts in* Y O U B A S T A R D
    Britan: *nervous af*
    Everyone else: HI MOM

  • @normalman910
    @normalman910 4 года назад +224

    “Gay or european” HE IS GAYOPEAN

    • @Leaf_isdaqueen34
      @Leaf_isdaqueen34 3 года назад

      @Ayla Azzahra Ramadhani nope I'm not a girl:) sorry but idk why people made me female millions of times

    • @Purpl_Odyy
      @Purpl_Odyy 3 года назад +1

      @@Leaf_isdaqueen34 personally, i think countries has any gender cause countries have girls, boys, non-binary, and more

    • @blue-uv4mh
      @blue-uv4mh 2 года назад

      @@Leaf_isdaqueen34 bc of the Marseillaise (name of the national anthem and literally translated into female resident of Marseille). Also in most old paintings france is depicted as a woman (the most famous painting being « la liberté guidant le peuple ») and the french government literally has a woman as their official emblem.
      I think the man with a baguette, a striped shirt, moustache and a glass of wine comes from more modern stereotyping in comics and other media.

  • @vysav1116
    @vysav1116 4 года назад +170

    No one:
    Philippines: *are we in a courtroom?*

  • @lucyc.3591
    @lucyc.3591 3 года назад +9

    "they both say things like 'ciao bella' "
    Italy : am I a joke to you?!

  • @midightkun6019
    @midightkun6019 5 лет назад +69

    France: BUSTS IN THE DOOR
    Everyone:HI MOM IS THAT DAD?

  • @Randy-bt9mc
    @Randy-bt9mc 5 лет назад +230

    *breathing*
    Britian: IM STRAIGHT!!! =///////=
    France: *shows bite mark (or hickey whatever that is ;-;)* But you were not yesterday

    • @artotoroderp9350
      @artotoroderp9350 4 года назад +13

      This legit made me fall off my chair

    • @MmLl00102
      @MmLl00102 4 года назад +3

      Oh I ship them hard like Russia X America //(//>//

    • @that_duck_quack
      @that_duck_quack 5 месяцев назад

      I mean they have 4+ children…

  • @derp_707
    @derp_707 5 лет назад +463

    0:58
    Soccer? BRITAIN HOW DARE YOU! IT’S *FOOTBALL* !

  • @stellaprinzivalli5052
    @stellaprinzivalli5052 3 года назад +13

    "depending on the time of day the french go either way"
    As a french person, this is hilarious 😂

  • @potterheadsunite7074
    @potterheadsunite7074 5 лет назад +695

    Me: *brittish*
    Friend: *Polish* Shows me this
    Me: *in class* GAY OR EUROPEAN
    classmates: Wth

    • @rakum4919
      @rakum4919 5 лет назад +8

      Oh fuck

    • @burikinodance
      @burikinodance 5 лет назад +23

      But Poles are European too :)
      I'm a Pole
      I'm European
      And I'm gay too :)

    • @clown2199
      @clown2199 5 лет назад +5

      *Brittish British*

    • @arnoldschwarzenegger2372
      @arnoldschwarzenegger2372 5 лет назад +4

      @@burikinodance jesteś z Polski? fajnie :)

    • @burikinodance
      @burikinodance 5 лет назад +3

      No chyba kurde 😂🇵🇱 Sława

  • @_okarawolf_
    @_okarawolf_ 5 лет назад +120

    I was going to say "I'm disappointed, there is not my beautiful country, france, " BUT FINALLY NOT XDD

    • @dad7493
      @dad7493 5 лет назад +2

      *Wolf
      or, if plural
      *Wolves

    • @_okarawolf_
      @_okarawolf_ 5 лет назад +2

      @@dad7493 I know it's just that I have that name since I'm 4 so I just keep it even if I know it's a mistake

    • @_okarawolf_
      @_okarawolf_ 5 лет назад +2

      I'm doing it wrong...AND I LIKE IT 😈

    • @dad7493
      @dad7493 5 лет назад +2

      @@_okarawolf_ Ok, I understand.

    • @stealfromtherichgivetothep6440
      @stealfromtherichgivetothep6440 5 лет назад +3

      @@dad7493 Why did you correct it? You're not the spelling pol- oh.

  • @evilpunko-d2f
    @evilpunko-d2f 5 лет назад +731

    Everyone: He's gay and European!
    2020: Jokes on you.
    Edit: Okay, people. This is a joke and everyone seems to be taking it way too seriously. If ya'll don't like the joke or "It's not accurate!!!11!1!1!!!!" then dislike the comment, and keep doing what you're doing. Thank you!

    • @tierfreunde7819
      @tierfreunde7819 5 лет назад +3

      He srill is eueopean

    • @tierfreunde7819
      @tierfreunde7819 5 лет назад +21

      Just cuz he leaves the EU dosnt mean hes isnt part of europe anymore. I mean, switzerland is a European country too-even though he isnt in the eu. Or did you said that because they showed the EU flag for European?

    • @00kat00
      @00kat00 5 лет назад +13

      It’s the European Union that Britain is leaving, not the continent.

    • @neryie
      @neryie 5 лет назад +5

      @@tierfreunde7819 First of all, you need to work on your English. Second, Switzerland isn't a European country but its in the continent of Europe. Sort of making it a European country. Third, It's not decided if we leave YET. But if we do, we are not apart of the EU anymore. Fourth- The EU stands for European Union. So the EU=European.

    • @tierfreunde7819
      @tierfreunde7819 5 лет назад +4

      @@neryie
      I aam really sorry for my bad englisch grammar,im only in 5th grade and I am a german,added to that.
      But I do want to say that Switzerland is in fact a EUROPEAN country but not a EUROPEAN country in the EUROPEAN UNION. So but you already said he's kind of an european country,so now the thing with Europe and UK. UK DOSNT float away from the European continent, so UK STAYS a European Country.

  • @EA.....
    @EA..... 3 года назад +17

    Every Irish person was very relieved when France showed up 😂

  • @darkiethenightmaresansfang3748
    @darkiethenightmaresansfang3748 5 лет назад +124

    2:05 "i can show you guys my yaoi"
    "NOOOO"
    "Indo~"
    "Seriously where did u got this"

    • @marchhare5622
      @marchhare5622 5 лет назад +3

      Malaysia:
      Sweating in Malaysia...

    • @me_is_bot3275
      @me_is_bot3275 4 года назад

      Don't show the yaoi!!!!

    • @lilwoofer8333
      @lilwoofer8333 4 года назад +1

      I love how they picked Love stage for that❤

  • @Quazex
    @Quazex 5 лет назад +432

    0:58
    DID BRITAIN JUST SAY SOCCER
    I'm going to knife crime you 😤😤😤😤😤😤
    (This is a joke police please don't kill me)

    • @maplerosez
      @maplerosez 5 лет назад +3

      XD oh brittany I thought it was football now soccer lel

    • @magalaleo9949
      @magalaleo9949 5 лет назад +6

      No... I'm going to knife crime you for apologising to the CIA even when they are an American agency not permitted to deal with public affairs in the UK unless under specific circumstances!

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 5 лет назад +2

      The Shagore Magala Fuck you, smart arse. I'll edit the comment.

    • @metropolitanuk259
      @metropolitanuk259 5 лет назад +3

      No Murdering, A BP Is Right Here.

    • @eqxinoxx
      @eqxinoxx 5 лет назад +2

      Britain didnt know, that he was the soccer ball

  • @dykedude1355
    @dykedude1355 5 лет назад +98

    Is he gay or European?
    Well.... let me introduce you to my friend Brexit-

    • @whitewolf6866
      @whitewolf6866 5 лет назад +2

      It will only be a matter of time before we can only call the UK gay and not European.

    • @pyeltd.5457
      @pyeltd.5457 5 лет назад +1

      Why is this moron getting all these fucking likes for being a total dumb arse then you come along being more of a dumb arse. It's leaving EU not Europe.

  • @Berilia
    @Berilia 4 года назад +117

    "Is he gay or european?" **pulls in EU**
    well if he's no longer European.........
    as a Brit, I must confirm, we are teasexual.

    • @secretmoonpig585
      @secretmoonpig585 4 года назад +2

      And gay

    • @secretmoonpig585
      @secretmoonpig585 4 года назад

      I dont like tea

    • @kuatasui1131
      @kuatasui1131 4 года назад +2

      I can't stop laughing LMAO "teasexual" XD

    • @dragonlover7949
      @dragonlover7949 3 года назад +1

      The tea lmao, that joke made me almost fall from my bed. If you are teasexual, can I be peacesexual? lol I love your humor

    • @imnotgaybut6408
      @imnotgaybut6408 3 года назад +1

      Still European

  • @movedchannels6242
    @movedchannels6242 5 лет назад +416

    I’m a British person and I don’t take offence we naturally kiss eachother on the cheeks.
    Boom.

  • @nananutdreamers4644
    @nananutdreamers4644 5 лет назад +103

    "I'm straight!" *is totally gay*
    "You weren't yesterday"

  • @rpcsa8
    @rpcsa8 5 лет назад +87

    Beautiful I have been Blessed,
    |
    v This is how many times I had to pause in order to read

  • @Livi-chan435-xq6vy
    @Livi-chan435-xq6vy 9 месяцев назад +4

    Japan being a half cat half country human makes way too much sense!
    Edit: I just realised that the half cat half country human is actually “Neko” who was Japan’s sister. I was just an idiot because they had the same flag as their face, also are UK’s kids as I saw in other videos on RUclips (Australia, New Zealand, Canada and America) just okay with their dad being gay

  • @oreo7694
    @oreo7694 4 года назад +83

    Phil has a book that says "How to solve Gay" lmao

  • @artsypages1295
    @artsypages1295 4 года назад +59

    Philippines: Wait how do we know if Britain’s gay or e-
    America: *Tosses a How To Solve Gay Book*

  • @moonvloud3935
    @moonvloud3935 5 лет назад +150

    *I'm british.*
    *And I can't even tell if I am gay or not.*

  • @thegoldencatwithapen6120
    @thegoldencatwithapen6120 3 года назад +7

    This is definitely in my top Countryhuman animatics/memes. I love it and have watched it on repeat many times. Maybe too many... I now know the lyrics by heart and have the video playing nonstop in my head almost 24/7. I love it.

  • @zaidalsalaq8842
    @zaidalsalaq8842 5 лет назад +94

    HE'S BOTH-
    😂😂 I died from laughter

  • @fuhwurd
    @fuhwurd 5 лет назад +130

    _the elephant is in the room_
    *the truth is in your face*
    when you hear the *_the bRiTiSh_* cannon goes *_bEoOm_*
    oh wait wrong musical

    • @jordainbowser7845
      @jordainbowser7845 5 лет назад +4

      Bro your profile pic and reference gives me life--
      I wanna change mine to musical trash instead of Hamilton trash but RUclips is being... Mean.

    • @ariram407
      @ariram407 5 лет назад +5

      Youre right. "Gay or Caribbean"(Alexander) is in the musical as well as "Gay or South Carolinain"(John)

    • @galaxzywolf9997
      @galaxzywolf9997 5 лет назад +1

      HAMILTON FANS!!

    • @jordainbowser7845
      @jordainbowser7845 5 лет назад +1

      @@galaxzywolf9997 AYEEEEEE

    • @rhizalor3233
      @rhizalor3233 5 лет назад +1

      Hamilton reference

  • @sarahcummins6080
    @sarahcummins6080 5 лет назад +31

    I cried over this it’s adorable, when they asked who Britain’s boyfriend is and he said France, I just started crying. I love this

  • @lunatique4799
    @lunatique4799 4 года назад +4

    Seriously, you killed me with laughter !
    I'm French, and you put our country in a relationship with England. X) Right, we've been at war for CENTURIES, and we've just been getting along just for the last century. It's so funny !
    And thank you for the little winks in the background, they are just INCREDIBLE XD

    • @that_duck_quack
      @that_duck_quack 5 месяцев назад

      “Father, it’s ok to be gay 😃👍”
      -me on behalf of everyone in America

  • @Wtchprsn
    @Wtchprsn 5 лет назад +121

    "Is he gay or European"
    •COUGH COUGH• Brexit •COUGH COUGH COUGH•

    • @annastarr260
      @annastarr260 4 года назад +1

      Dude... are you serious - _-

    • @QwertyUiop-bs2zr
      @QwertyUiop-bs2zr 4 года назад

      They are gay then

    • @MaestroBlur
      @MaestroBlur 4 года назад +6

      Europe and European Union are not the say thing.
      So gay and European nonetheless

    • @nahouledeb5949
      @nahouledeb5949 4 года назад +6

      lc.Toast 276
      Switzerland is not in the EU but still in Europe, it’s like say « Canada is not in America because is not part of the US ».

    • @ratburger9473
      @ratburger9473 4 года назад +2

      U.K. are still apart of Europe, they are just not part of the union.

  • @thatonerollingirl7883
    @thatonerollingirl7883 5 лет назад +91

    Me: *shows to France friend*
    France friend: *brings another friend of mine which is europian*
    Me: .-.
    *IS HE GAY OR WHA-*

  • @fakeangel840
    @fakeangel840 5 лет назад +675

    UK X France 👌
    But why can't this get 10K for the artwork and ship?

    • @shofiyyaalima2950
      @shofiyyaalima2950 5 лет назад +9

      Me: *HAAAAh >:O **3:09** IS THAT A HICKEY?! WTF UK?! >:V **argues** My shipper side: WHY.. YOU ARGUE .. ;-¡

    • @marcschofield7450
      @marcschofield7450 5 лет назад +7

      Looks at history 1 year later
      I’m about to end this man

    • @agb8206
      @agb8206 5 лет назад

      .........................................no

    • @wingedcoco
      @wingedcoco 5 лет назад

      For some reason yt glitched and your comment was saying
      I love you UwU

    • @agb8206
      @agb8206 5 лет назад +1

      The ice cream man NOPE

  • @ravendark9032
    @ravendark9032 3 года назад +1

    "You weren't yesterday" ...what da fuck did yall do yesterday?!?!

  • @petrakolpachova8322
    @petrakolpachova8322 5 лет назад +92

    -Britain trying to be straight-
    Brexit: im gonna ruin this whole man's career

  • @pinkpanta1789
    @pinkpanta1789 5 лет назад +79

    Japans twin is neko
    Everyone watching: yaaaaaaaaaaa two japans

  • @novichi_0011
    @novichi_0011 4 года назад +706

    *France enters*
    Britain : honey-
    America, New Zealand, Australia and Canada : HI MOM
    France: hello my sons

    • @marijanearias4780
      @marijanearias4780 4 года назад +7

      DUDE FRANCE IS a BOY

    • @Fandom_ACFN
      @Fandom_ACFN 4 года назад +14

      @@marijanearias4780 anddd

    • @marijanearias4780
      @marijanearias4780 4 года назад +5

      Alexandrea Ignacio ok 👍 k I’ll surrender ok for me it’s a boy for you it’s a girl Ugh I’m so confuse on countryballs and humans gender

    • @mouzalover7093
      @mouzalover7093 4 года назад +8

      @@marijanearias4780 he is a boy, but the kids (or France) prefers to call him Mom

    • @thenamelessdragon
      @thenamelessdragon 4 года назад +2

      i mean whilst we’re talking about gender australia is a girl. i mean a tomboy sure, but still a girl

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 4 года назад +2

    What I got out of this song is that France’s homosexuality is solar powered.

  • @AlexisCartoonLife
    @AlexisCartoonLife 5 лет назад +198

    This is amazing! OwO
    I ship France x UK as well UwU

    • @erorale2943
      @erorale2943 5 лет назад +2

      Pleas don't fucking ship that shit

    • @sydneyashley1583
      @sydneyashley1583 5 лет назад

      Yes queen

    • @bronzeheartstudios2654
      @bronzeheartstudios2654 5 лет назад

      Oh no

    • @marcschofield7450
      @marcschofield7450 5 лет назад +4

      You know for hundreds of year we English have invaded killed thousands of French people so have they to use we have had countless wars with them England won but France got fucked by war a lot so I think it’s a bit insulting to say the country that killed them wants to have a gay relationship with that country fucking Japanxchina if that’s the case but really think about it,it’s really insulting and weird

    • @heatwaves3212
      @heatwaves3212 5 лет назад

      @@erorale2943 Why don't you like the ship?

  • @mirage_coffee
    @mirage_coffee 5 лет назад +148

    Wait a Minute.....
    If he is gay....and european...
    That means....
    Europe = Gay
    Oh lol guess I'm gay now

  • @tanuki5042
    @tanuki5042 5 лет назад +29

    “Zea, mate our dad is 90% gay” Beautiful...

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 4 года назад +6

    Don't judge your Father
    Joe: HE GAY
    Russ: says the guy who is
    ..