[Countryhumans] I ❤️ England || Complete Spoof MAP
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2020
- It’s FINALLY here! The cursed MAP!
Sorry I made you guys wait so long for this hopefully you can still enjoy it!
But Aaaaaa this came out great!!! Thank you all for joining and watching!!!
America is singing about England and not the UK because the UK insulted his grammar a few MAPs ago. Hmmm the plot thickens, all my MAPs are connected- jk I was gonna use the UK but figured people would beat my ass if I called UK England. England’s a cutie tho he needs more attention anyways so it’s fine.
Quick Q&A-
What is a MAP?
A Multiple Animators Project. Different people worked on different parts of the video which is why the style changes so often.
Who animated insert time stamp
The usernames are in the top left corner of each part. But here’s a playlist- • I❤️England
What’s your favorite episode of Family Guy?
Season 9, Episode 7- Road To The North Pole.
Song- Visa Versa by MC Lars
(an old hetalia bop) 
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plot twist: America is salty about the UK correcting his grammar, so is trying to win over each country that makes up the UK
Top 10 anime plot twists
If he comes after Scotland I swear
Holy shi-
He's gonna go after Scotland next lol
oh frick
Everyone gangsta until U.K insulted America for his grammar.
XD
Everyone gangsta till england called out ame for his grammar which is worse than his gram-
*no u*
*thinks of that certain map*
TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND FOR ENGLAND
America : BUDDY, ENGLAND, BUDDY, LETS JUST T A L K
England : Running away
england.... you....
you son of a bitch you did it
*YOU MASTERED JOESTAR TECHNIQUE*
America: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!?
as an english person i can confirm
ENGLAND DOSENT RUN WE ARE A GREAT POWER OF THE WORLD
@@ruihater NO U ARE FRENCH U FRENCH PEOPLE ALWAYS SURRENDER WHICH IS LIKE RUNNING AWAY
Ame: and you guys are the most polite of the human race!
Canada: *i beg your pardon?-*
Ghazzi H2O And Japan!
I love how y'all forgetting Germany
Canada is definitely the most polite
[insert sad Canadian noises]
I think japan is the most politest
“Our Scotland is Canada”
Me: *a person who’s family comes from Scotland but was born and raised in Canada* I was born to be a side character
😊 I'm British but I'm part Scottish so cool
To be faiiiiir.. England and Scotland's relationship is both cute and horrifying. It's also the perfect example of a wonderful marriage..
Scotland's always complaining about how pompus and self-important his wife is.
England's always complaining about how unruly and rough her husband is.
For US and Canada.. bickering siblings, ones way too polite, the other is the exact opposite of polite.
*Snif* Kids grow up so quickly now, usually takes 500 or so years! UK.. the most dysfunctional family on the global stage.
UK, the most terrifying Mother in existence, combination of scotlands unruly roughness rolled up into englands pompus manipulative self-importance.
Yet somehow, created one of the most unruly yet successful nations on earth, with a little help from her siblings.. *fu france*
Seriously though if you look at the world in that way, everything kind of makes sense and yet is so laughable.
Elizabeth's Funland!!!! Great joke!
DaSmoools Well they have Boris Johnson/Satan (No offence to Satan) and we have Nicolas sturgeon
DaSmoools no all we want is independence at there to selfish to let us
My country looks a hundred percent dead inside.
Help
which
@Dung Nguyen England 🏴
@@gachaelephant6841 k
Hello fellow English hooman
"I ♡ ENGLAND!"
That was me when I was a kid because of Hetalia and I still love him til now...
sameee
Bushy brows
MarsuulWithATopHat he got dem bush eyebrows
@@fartlord639 indeed
I am not the only one..
also been to The UK and mostly England
“You guys are the most polite of the human race”
Canada: Am I joke to you?
MegaAgent J hi papyrus
Canada: *cries in syrup*
@Jeanine Ohishi lol ive seen that
Its bc canadians say sorry alot
*sobs in German*
@Brett Majorwitz besides canadians have been illegally crossing into america for years using rubber rafts to cross the rio grand.... wait thats not canada bob are you serious.... HEY JOE GET SOMEONE FROM THE CONTINUITY DEPARTMENT TO FACT CHECK WHO KEEPS CROSSING THE RIO GRAND ILLEGALLY
*flashbacks to the Hetalia Fandom*
I ship (u know) but definitely NOT with country humans
If you check Google Analytics, you'll notice that Country Humans became popular right as the Hetalia fandom started dying. But *cough* obviously that's a coincidence, right?
*Edited for typo
ITS NOT DEAD I REFUSE-
@@MissAnonnymous It's alive, but barely.
@@Runic_Raptor_Art lets just all revive hetalia. I keep seeing fans that have only left because 'its dead' but if everyone who thought that went back it would be alive and kicking again just fine.
england looks so scared... i would be too, ame looks pretty tall
*the poms don't like being spoken at by loud taller folk*
@@orphankicker4897 excuse me, mate, I am not French, I am Australian; I did not intend to offend you with my joke, you also did not need to bring Adolf into the conversation, as well as the fact that he was 175cm, which is not small
@@axescilias she even spelt mustache wrong-
And i get that feeling but reversed qwq
Why is he drawn taller?
Americans are tall man,like super tall....one of my American friends is almost 6 ft and she's only 11!
@@romancornssidechannel6556 It's true! Many of us on average are 6 ft, though it's mostly because I live in Alabama, which has the tallest population of all the states in the US. Like, seriously I went to Mississippi one time and had to get used to not being on eye level with everyone because lots of people there are like 5'9
“The U.S isn’t perfect you don’t need to remind us”. Honestly the best thing I’ve heard in a long time.
Same
true so true
Yeh well if I’m honest, England isn’t perfect either
I saw that comment and the part came up
@@Fairy_human420 England is perfect, although my mom wants to marry Harry Potter
'You saw the south park movie!'
Me: *Gets war flashbacks to them playing 'Blame Canadians'*
*cries in maple syrup*
Brett Majorwitz omfg I miss hockey so damn much 😔😭😭
Hockey is coming back next month at least
America: politest of the human race
me a british person hearing about a murder every time i turn on the ratio: are u sure about that?
Kiera-lily Holland the *insert name of road* is blocked because a car crashed an is now on fire.
@@coffikatt i didnt respond bc i only just got out of traffic
Kiera-lily Holland oh my lol
Nobody:
The desc: WHat'S uR FaVE epIsODe oF FamILY GUy
America: *Makes fun of England in 'The Netherlands Gay'*
Also America: *Loves England until the UK corrects his grammar*
😨 we are... his... dad
Oh come on, your son has to know what commas are used for *rolls eyes*
'Youre the most polite of the human race'
Canada: you just provoked a gang war
Gang war with a reasonable conversation that goes slightly above normal talking.
@@lunar_memories9981 yes
England is just like "Ive got to get out of here"
England was so traumatized at the end lmaoo
Hey I’m English, I have a question for the tourists
What the bloody hell do you find interesting about the double decker buses it’s just a bus? And the phone booths?
Sincerely
very confused English woman
Edit: Please keep the replies coming, I’ve either got a good laugh from them or they’ve been very thoughtful and helpful.
I agree
It's just a large bus and a place to go phone people 😂 What's so good about them lol
Its the first time i saw it in real life
1.
Well, seeing a bus that usually more comfy, and has a LOT more space so your not constantly being pushed against someone else seems like a pretty big deal \_(:/)_/
2.
Have you seen Doctor who? Yeah. That's why
@@matchi457 But the Tardis in Dr Who is Blue and doesn't exactly have a lame old phone inside it 😂
And double deckers are fun to see but it's still just a bus-
*hi English im fanelyn*
Bby sm0l England. He looks terrified half the time, Ame is insane. We just want our tea leave us alone 😂👍
Cute pfp :3
@@neonwolf4709 Haha thank you, it was a commission from ages ago :D
I knows just let us have our tea
We will eat all of your guys cheeseburgers, don’t make us
I don’t even like tea... it’s just hot water soaked in dry leaves with milk.....
imagine if the UK gained all of its colonies and former lands today. What would it's CH look like? Or would it just tower over all the other countries? As per the fandom, GB is shorter but very polite, calm and in some scenarios the most terrifying omni-potent being you've every seen. Would be interesting.
(You don't have to do this im just wondering xd)
That’s the dream
That being would be both Canadian and Australian at the same time, can you imagine that
@@LlamasAtMidnight oh my, i am scared now
This is approved by the British people.
Furweeb :3 and the Americans...sorry for everything..haha..
@@hattiedunham8866 no its not because of this kid
dont speak for all of us
@@derekdelboytrotter8881 I shall and I will.
@@hattiedunham8866 dw, it’s all fine, you seem like one of the good ones
Me, basically Germany:
Was ist grade passiert..?
@@alinacraig8687 Nice =w=
I'm personally terrified of going to America now
All of the map parts in this are amazing wth
Good job to all of the animators-
Edit: Sorry im gonna just say, it was purely a joke, America is a great country and i want to visit there someday- sorry if i offended anyone :flushed:
why 😔
I'm American, and it's really not that awful here.
>:) be scared
Same!😅
Honestly can't deny the line in the song that says we're fake and insecure
Not everyone is though
*aCk iM tOo eArLy nO fUnNy cOmMenTs*
wait when the fuck did this reach 64 likes
England looks nervous he’s like “YOUR NOT SOCAL DISTANCING GET AWAY FROM ME”
Yeah! Mine too amazing MAP !
‘Stay home,
Protect the NHS,
Save lives.’
All my birthday cards from people who don’t live in the same house as me had that stamped on. The post...
In fact, us Englanders care the least about that.
@@dibeedus4250 Yep :(
Fun fact: the large fast food size in France is the small one in England, and the large in England is the small in America.
O.O
The way he says *jolly good* always makes my day. Being American and British this makes me happy :D
Everyone: I thought you were dead!
ILEM: my death was, highly exaggerated
Of course Ame had to bring up 1/4 of us own guns. Because it never does any good to say you love someone without reminding them that you can overpower them if needed
YEP. Remember we must be ready incase father comes home after gambling night
The intro made me wheeZE SO HARd
Ahhh HELLO MOONY
Me watching this in England: *Interested*
America: "And you're the most kindest people in the human race."
Me: " I rage at anything... and im kinda nice but can change."
Let it all out my english brother
Lol
Well im America polite is rare nowadays.. considering everyone is to busy choking each other out and shooting police.. litterally.
@@braydonhoesing1309 well in england we are sometimes nice but if we get mad, it will start some kind of bad fight
England looks flustered and happy for the attention but extremely uncomfortable at the same time
Why do I feel like America is flirting with england?
America flirts with everyone lol
Galaxia Plays because you have a good mind
Edit: I mean as in loads of normal people have weird thoughts- I don’t necessarily agree...
Kinda weird since England is America's dad
YERP :D In fact America’s dad is Great Britain, Britain’s parents are Scotland and England. It means that America is flirting with his Grandpa...
@Shulamit Mavet - that gave me Alabama vibes for some reason
America is the most polite country? *canada would like to know your location*
-that aside I can nEVER JOIN THESE MAPS CAUSE WATERMARKS AND IM BROKE-
I don’t know if this makes it any better but I think America was calling england the nicest, sorry I know I’m not fun at party’s.
*the whole UK is actually very polite **-like Wales-*
*England would like to know your location*
@@iswitchaccount4446 *England would like to know your location right f***ing now*
itkait4005 - Canada: I’m sorry for not being nicer, I’ll be a better person next time.
America = you’re the most polite of the human race
Me = what about Canada?
“I love England” *proceeds to talk about American culture*
Canada, Kiwi and Aussie are watching in the bushes as their dad gets bullied. How will this play out?
This is the comment
Lol
Poor England looks so confused, like “why me?!”
Marshmellow Pancakes ha ha HA HA
Aaaaaaaaah
I still love how it talks about that American know we aren’t perfect
999 what's your emergency?
England: *Oh yeah um, a guy is being really weird and it makes me feel uncomfortable...*
991 England? Don’t you mean 999
@@englandcountryhuman8588 I didn't realize that until now, sorry!
@Evelyn Garcia M Oh you don’t need to apologise! I was joking because it seemed odd
0:39
Canada: what do you need? ;-;
We want Respect , thats why wen went on Strike
haha poor England just getting bounced on ,about how much he is loved by America
The Who part was honestly hilarious. In the UK people honestly think that Doctor Who is massive here yet basically nobody knows about it across the world. Honestly reminds me of that scene in one of the *American* Lego Batman movies where the Joker frees many lego villains, where when he frees the Daleks (one of the biggest villains) it is only referred to as British Robots. I don't know and this is completely unrelated but I found this hilarious.
(It is the BBC also lmao)
England is so glad America only comes around on holidays
I'm English, American and Scottish, this makes my emotions go all over the place
Никогда столько Англии не было в одном видео
Угу🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Я тебя нашла¦')
Руский человек😂
@@xxweha русские - вездесущие)
Ah the nice sound of soviets talking
@@orphankicker4897 bruh quit bullying people in comments. Its Russian and just bc someone is russian, doesnt mean they are communist. The entirety of russia is now a CAPITALIST country. Now could you please keep mean comments to yourself, even if its "just a joke"
Ive been waiting so long for this im so glad its done
This turned out amazing and everyone did great!! Thank you so much for letting me join!
You part is UwU
Also I say your art style and was like
OoOh
@@zum_the_dragon_raptor tysm uvu
Me: *doing a essay thats due today*
me: *sees this* Homework can wait
Soy Sautha why is work so hard when you have RUclips?
I love how this was recommended to me, especially since I've been watching a bunch of TV shows from the UK, and I really want to move there when I'm older, the one time that RUclips listened to me :)
American Psycho yeah life here is good, well before Brexit... 🤦♀️
I wish I had a vote
But if all children voted for everything, the world would be hell.
CatzArt Beets im 17 and support brexit and it’s going well so stfu.
@@coffikatt I don’t really think you know what you’re talking about
WE GOT ONE
also if anyone asks you what your favourite football team is
*they.don’t.mean.rugby.*
Mistake those two and you get jumped
Behind the scenes: Russia crying himself to sleep.
Yes I’ve been waiting for this
This is amazing omg!!
Ame: I luv u!
England: *Silently calls UK for help*
U.K: Yes England?
U.K: (Hears England needs help and runs like sonic to England)
China: Hi England and America!
Now I see England as a whole new world xD
This ended up so good, omg! The songs hilarious and there’s some amazing animators in this omg, good job everyone
I’m from England I’m going to Florida soon I’m so scared
Good- its a mess in florida qwq
EvErYonE iS inSAnE
I must say as a nonamerican, i have heard that florida is INSANE, ngl.
Well that’s your fault than. Of all the places to go in the US why would you choose Florida?
WELCOME!!!
You should be
Only 1/4? Those are rookie numbers
Yasss, I love England >:V
Boi I live here
Before u ask I live in Sheffield
@@reuberndoesthingsthathemig1025 m8 im from barton upon humber
@@orphankicker4897 kk
:0 whats it like there?
0:39 How in the world can Canada be compared to Scotland!?
they're further north and we usually ignore them.
@@samuellasky7771 I meant their personalities
@@RadiantAura you got me there. you can't really compare them beyond that.
It's explained in the next line, "you saw the South Park movie"- as someone who watched said movie.
Yeah that was only tea party. When they throw tea in sea.
Oh look it my tea time. 🍵
Lea Laus Bilic Fish: oh yes, I may try some Earl Grey
America: calls England the nicest of the human race
Canada: am I a joke to you?
The opening is just perfect
This is 100% true. I am American, and yeah, we mostly are obsessed with England
The Mother britain part had me rolling
The US: and you guys are the most polite of the human race!
The UK, kicking centuries of war and monstrosities under the rug: okay
... England and the UK are not the same thing, please at least get the comment right
England Countryhuman Yeah, but the UK got it from England. England was colonizing long before the act of the union.
As a Brit I can confirm we are awfully worried about Americans… 😅
"youre the most polite of the human race"
Canadians: *Sorry. Am I a joke to you, eh?*
the video came out amazing ^ w ^ new sub
Looks so good! Everyone’s part looks so good :D
0:25 you sure bout that? Let just observe every country's "normal" behavior to find out
(That's a titanic worth of money lol)
1:25, 1:49, and 1:57 is my favorites, all of the other animators did amazing too but those were just the ones I replayed alot.
To be fair as a english citizen this is 100% true expect the polite part
Even Canadians who are triggered about not being called the politest country are nice about it xD
My dear son America leave him alone he need . 0_ 0
As a English person, I'm scared too
AAAAAACK IT'S DONE
everyone did an amazing job in this map! Thanks so much for letting me join this map ^^
Americans: * Throws away tea in ocean *
Britain: * cries and wipes tears with teabag *
I love this community for this reason . Lmao .
OMG I DIDNT KNOW MY HEADPHONES WERE ALL THE WAY UP AND I JUST HERE “H E Y E N G L A N D” BLASTING IN MY EARS LOL
As someone who is in and is from England this made my day much happier :3
Lol uwu
America always has to have a song to speak ill of another country xD
This was so nice, as an English person
First: Depending on where you are, you'll never find kinder people than the people in the UK (Talking about the further north you go)
Second: I didn't realise that other countries don't have double decker buses?
Third: I have just gained 100% more respect for my country
Oh mate....
Wherever you are
It isn’t England
@@Alonzi. I know where I am, but it does depend on whereabouts you go, I just find that if you smile at people they'll smile back - if a bit awkward
@@evwadiva2146 if you smiled at me I'd rapidly back into the nearest public place I could and hide 😂
@@Alonzi. Hah
@@evwadiva2146your in a nice bit of England, where I am everyone is an asshole
I think he's trying to kill him with kindness
HAHAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IT CAME OUT AMAZING👏👏👏
0:32 t-that Body pillow it’s a beautiful curse !!
Можно субтитры?😂
Я могу перевести
Хей, Англия... давай начнём
Копы без пистолетов и NME
Должен ли я посмотреть BBC или должен ли я посмотреть BBC?
Посмотри на эти сумасшедшие монетки, это властелин колец?
Фунты и пенни и принцы и королевы
Перевёрнутый опыт, ну не совсем
Более знакомый, чем Россия или Чили
Готов для крикета, или сквоша, или Лондонского зоопарка?
Смотри, вы ненавидите Джорджа Буша, и мы тоже!
Потрясающая музыкальная сцена, однако, британские группы круты
И вы, ребята, самые вежливые из человеческой расы
Рыба и жареный картофель, пышки, сосиски и пюре
Шекспир, Дон, Сид Вишес и Clash
Вы любите наши фильмы, нам типа нравятся ваши
Нам нравится как вы говорите: "пожалуйста, помогите нам в этих войнах"
Вы перестали говорить "fab"(потрясающий), мы перестали говорить "groovy"(захватывающий)
Наша Шотландия - это Канада, вы видели фильм Южный Парк
Я люблю Англию и наоборот
Американская перспектива в этих визовых строчках(???)
Время чая? Очень хорошо! Кофеин торопит
Смотри, красная телефонная будка и двухэтажный автобус
Я люблю Англию, так что давайте оба игнорировать
Чаепитие в Бостоне или эту глупую войну на восточном побережье
Оксфорд, Лондон, и Гилфорд тоже
Доставайте свои фотоаппараты, когда я приеду вас навестить!
Инцидент во Флориде? Демократия в работе
Но у нас до сих пор есть любовь к вашему мальчику Эдмунду Берку
Если бы не мы, вы бы говорили по-немецки
Но затем мы дали вам Hanson и Пи Ви Германа
Вы дали нам Битлс, и вы дали нам The Who
Мы дали вам Криса Кросса и Ваниллу Айса тоже
Вы дали нам "Побег из курятника" и Телепузиков
Мы дали вам МакДоналдс и сделали вас пухленькими
Вы думаете что мы все мусор из трейлеров, противные и шумные
Но это только Спрингер(?), Рики Лейк и Бойсе(?)
Мы дружелюбные, и фальшивые, и горды своей нацией
Жиреющая, тратящая газ, любящая наслаждение цивилизация
Мы приторно-счастливые безумные перегруженные работой заядлые победители
Сильный фасад, но небезопасный, просто подумай о Сеймуре Скиннере
Мы одержимы имиджем, старым возрастом и жиром
Технологиями, смертью и нашими собаками и кошками
Суперкубком, шоппингом, S.U.V. и деньгами
Санта Клаусом, гигиеной и Пасхальным кроликом
Но больше - значит лучше, и мы любим наш телевизор
От Лос-Анджелеса, до Бостона, до Нэшвилла, Теннесси
И да, 1/4 американцев владеет оружием
На случай если вы решите вернуться, чтобы наказать ваших сыновей
Но Мать Британия послушай, есть всё ещё нить, которая связывает нас
США не идеальны, вы не обязаны нам напоминать
Я люблю Англию и наоборот
Американская перспектива в этих визовых строчках(???)
Время чая? Очень хорошо! Кофеин торопит
Смотри, красная телефонная будка и двухэтажный автобус
Я люблю Англию, так что давайте оба игнорировать
Чаепитие в Бостоне или эту глупую войну на восточном побережье
Оксфорд, Лондон, и Гилфорд тоже
Доставайте свои фотоаппараты, когда я приеду вас навестить!
Я люблю Англию и наоборот
Американская перспектива в этих визовых строчках(???)
Время чая? Очень хорошо! Кофеин торопит
Смотри, красная телефонная будка и двухэтажный автобус
Я люблю Англию, так что давайте оба игнорировать
Чаепитие в Бостоне или эту глупую войну на восточном побережье
Оксфорд, Лондон, и Гилфорд тоже
Доставайте свои фотоаппараты, когда я приеду вас навестить!
@@ulyanag3619 спасибо
@@ulyanag3619 спасибо)
@@ulyanag3619 Спасибооо
ПЛЮСУЮ
Nice vid
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS AND IT TURNED OUT GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!
This has to be the most entertaining map I’ve seen
Uploaded yay
As an English person I appreciate this XD
"You guys are the most polite of the Human race."
**Cries In Canadian**
*Oof 100*
@@charlesjakesamadan4924 I also like animation :)
This is so good!!
England: **scared noises**
Ame: *AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA-*
If Scotland was Canada then there’d be far more Irn bru and much less maple syrup.
FUCK YEAH EVERYONE DID SO WELL ON THIS CONGRATS EVERYONE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 (I'm glad to be apart of this-)
Nice keep up the good work
1:54
*Im England*