Dude I put my gun inside my fucking coffee I was just sitting there looking at my dog and the gun was in the fucking coffee then I remembered I'm America.
Germany making a sad Poland into a happy little sushi roll is so out of character. But it's so wholesome to see it happen and it makes me sad and happy at the same time.
@@kirkkanine2753 Yes, because the protests worked last time in the 1960s. I am antiracism, trust me, but whether anyone likes it or not, there will always that 1 person who is racist, no matter anyone does. We can't change that, so the best we can do is live to love ourselves and others best _we_ can. :)
Ame: when seeing nazi and japanese empire without he's glasses Woah woah OH MY GOD WOAH WOAH Ame with he's glasses Sees normal germany italy russia and japan Wtf i cant stop laughing on that.pls help me i cant breathe.
Is she a very emotional person? Cause I think it would make me cry harder, jyst because someone cares. Like when I gave my sister a hug before she went to Wisconsin, I cried harder. Idk just a possibility.
1:48 "Yesterday I bought myself a hat to cover myself from the coldness of your words, because last night I messaged you on WhatsApp 'Goodnight my princess I love you' and you said 'Goodnight' and then...and then I started crying!"
7:06....1.declare war on Poland 2.take the city of Gdansk 3.Start the Blitzkrieg 4.Launch a bunch of Tanks 5.take over all the polish corridor 6.Ask Soviet to join the War 7.Soviet Declare war on Poland 8.Take Over Warsaw 9.Peace until 1941 10.Operation Barbarossa
1:47 He says: My love, I just bought a hat to cover myself from the cold of your words because yesterday I spoke to you on WhatsApp and I said "Good night princess, I love you" and you said "Good night". And then ...... and then I started crying. According to google translation. I do not speak english xd
How to comfort a sad person. 1. Lay blanket out, 2. Pick up sad person, 3. Lay sad person in blanket, 4. Roll them like a sushi, 5. Place sad roll on bed/couch/comfy place, 6. Hug roll close, 7. Put on rolls favorite movie/s, 8. Feed roll snacks, 9. Make sure roll is well hydrated. Tears make roll dehydrated, 10. Happy little sushi role.
How to make A sad person happy with the IGE 1. Lay a blanket out The IGE: (lays blanket out) 2. Pick up sad person The IGE: (picks up Poland) 3. Put sad person on blanket The IGE: (puts Poland on blanket) 4. Roll it like a sushi The IGE: (rolls Poland like a sushi while also eating sushi) 5. Place roll on bed/couch/comfy place The IGE: (puts roll on a couch with a pillow) 6. Give roll hugs The IGE: (gives roll hugs) I will give you huggles 7. Turn on roll's favorite shows The IGE: (turns on Poland's favorite shows) 8. Give roll a snack and water cause crying makes roll dehydrated The IGE: (gives roll a chip and some water) 9&10. A happy little roll
1:44 phillipines some how gets launched into ame and russia fucking in there bedroom and phil is like:SOMEBODY BLESS MY EYES PLEASE THEY HAVE BEEN CURSED
I'm in Spanish class but I can't understand when they speak so fast. I think I heard good night, princess, palabra which is word, I also think I heard pusa but I have no idea what that is and I can't remember frio. edit: Ok I turned on subtitles and I understand a bit more but the subtitles are trash so it turned into a jumbled trash of English/Spanish. Something about buying a burrito and eating it. I also think I heard ayudar....
@@lexabug7410 I speak Spanish but my English it's not so good, sorry if l say something wrong. He said: I just bought this hat to cover your cold words, because yesterday I sent you a WhatsApp saying "Good night, my princess. I love you" and you said "Good night" and then I started crying
So kids thats why Ame wears his sunglasses....
hehe
hehehe
𝚂𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
HEHE
69 like 👌
“I can’t hear you,I don’t have my glasses”
-America 2020
*True*
Dude I put my gun inside my fucking coffee I was just sitting there looking at my dog and the gun was in the fucking coffee then I remembered I'm America.
So Ame cant see without his glasses??
America the Countryhuman
Hi Ame!!
So true.
Mexico: *literally crying*
Captions: *_music_*
or maybe
crying is music to everyone's ears
wait i got 81 likes
i agree
all I understand of Mexico is pain.
No manches
Germany making a sad Poland into a happy little sushi roll is so out of character. But it's so wholesome to see it happen and it makes me sad and happy at the same time.
yea it was so wholesome lol
🛂🛃
Same
My bloodline is fully polish and it just seems so cute.
yes 8:00
Jeez the one where Germany helps Poland was so wholesome
Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G
OMG the one where America lost his glasses had me dying
ikr
As an American, I'm dying laughing😂😂😂
“It’s over America, I have the high ground”
-probably Russia
*It's over America, I have the high ground* -Yes Russia
Russia what?
@@jostefsamdelara1567 🇷🇺
That last one is indeed America in a nutshell right now.
_We are lying to ourselves. And I’m not sure how much longer we can do it._
Not anymore! The protests will make us home of the free for everyone no matter their race, who they love, and where they came from! 😄
Kirk Kanine one of the harmful protesters threw a rock at my apartment window and hit me in the head 👍 I don’t like the harmful protests
@@kirkkanine2753 Yes, because the protests worked last time in the 1960s. I am antiracism, trust me, but whether anyone likes it or not, there will always that 1 person who is racist, no matter anyone does. We can't change that, so the best we can do is live to love ourselves and others best _we_ can. :)
I do it to myself
Nice pfp
Without america having his glasses,he starts freaking out.🤣
*He can’t see.*
The reason why I think Germany is my fav it’s because he treats Poland like a child in a good way I just think that is a cute way to bond
The one with the “little sushi”/“polen”/“sad polen” made me die *so cute*
lmao
OMY GAWD SO MANY LIKES-
Anime...
@@youraveragemexorican and so little comments
*smol poland*
Make this comment unnecessarily famous
Ok
Me when tried to be a RUclipsr.
If this actually gets unnecessarily famous I'm going to scream-
Ight
Owo
Edit: i was like 11 writing this wtf was i thinking
These are so good. How you find these bro
Bbjjhkp
*fgfjkuhgffgljhggfukvghgtytfgljhgfkvcdjkhgckjlffcdsswdfgilhgyytkugvfgukftfdddseysyuikklloiyfck*
@@americathecountryhuman5283 do your need your glasses?
Youtubw
@@lumixxo 7:36
*-*
0:38
8:06
8:18
These ones are my absolute favorites, so funny and clever
Poland killed by nazi germany.
7:06 to 8:02 is my favorite one❤❤❤❤❤
0:38 is my fav
06:52 is my fav
When America lost his sunglasses, he see Russia as USSR Germany as third Reich and Japan as Japanese Empire
Italia?
Ame: when seeing nazi and japanese empire without he's glasses
Woah woah OH MY GOD WOAH WOAH
Ame with he's glasses
Sees normal germany italy russia and japan
Wtf i cant stop laughing on that.pls help me i cant breathe.
0:42 here? Lol me too
There’s Soviet flag too
Lol their like: *yo wtf*
🤣same
PFFFFFT-
Me:i smell spider *runs at reader*
(Never give me spiders)
*Try to tell that to Aussie*
@@americathecountryhuman5283 sneks too
Oi mate i heard spider and got here as fast as i could where's the lil ankle biter?
I don’t have spider
@@hallowedrook1781 your mom’s house
*DONT MAKE ME PANIC ABOUT ME LOSING MY GLASSES*
chill.
Gail All
*my glasses are my child*
CHILL.
MY VODKA IS MY CHILD
*MY FREAKING GLASSES*
2:55 is was just like cooties . IM DIEING OF LAUGHTER
Korea: 안녕 = hello
America: this is now translated into ✨*onion*✨👁👄👁💅
0:37
Literally how America sees everything that's not American
What meme's this again i wanna find et XD
0:37-1:28 WOW America has some SERIOUS PTSD man
All we need him to see is his younger self britan Afghanistan and veitnam.
@@meeptowner8440 Omg 🤣🤣🤣
@@omnisans1649 man does my country ever like getting into fights.
@@meeptowner8440 True dat, they also beated up my country in WW2...well, to be honest, everybody did 🤣🤣🤣
@@omnisans1649 if your country is japan i am sorry for dropping the sun on you twice
7:28 okay was just just me or did anybody else think it was going to say "Now tie it up and toss it in the river!" Lol?😂
my gad you so savage
Schon wäre es gewesen, wenn er dieses Drecksland Polen wirklich in den Fluss geworfen hätte.
Hahaha I did
0:38 the fact that America was panicking so much that after he put the glasses back on everyone looked at him like he was insane
0:37 I LOVE THIS ONE 😭😭
I so wanna see a part two when america loses his glasses
I’m confused bc I’m American but I’m German too-
XD im german its great!! Guten Tag alle~ UwU
"T҉h҉e҉ S҉o҉u҉l҉e҉s҉ o҉f҉ t҉h҉e҉ I҉N҉O҉C҉E҉N҉T҉
^ the souls of the innocent....?!
Guten tag UwU
Grüß Gott ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
XD yay
L҉o҉l҉ w҉u҉t҉
@@someonehep015 Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache! XD HAHLOL
Sk: oppa
Me: ooppaa
America: walmart
I am now covered with such nostalgia for the Country Human fandom...
1:23 america can’t see things without glasses-
*stares at world war 1 and 2*
1 Eua e no América, remember if América do Norte, América Central e América do Sul
Basically
0:37 is GREAT
*...*
*Why....?*
its better if Vietnam was there Lmao
I cried and laughed at the same time
So, so good
well uhmm...i tried this roll thing by my sis aaaaannnddd she started to cry even more...what did i do wrong ;-;
I'm a bad big sis qwq
VioNight _Cookiez :^: same
Is she a very emotional person? Cause I think it would make me cry harder, jyst because someone cares. Like when I gave my sister a hug before she went to Wisconsin, I cried harder. Idk just a possibility.
America:STOP GIVING ME MEMOREY WHEN I LOST MY GLASSES AGHHHHHHH!
Philippines:wait what
America:uhhhh
America:damn my mouth
7:06 Meu Chu was honestly the most wholesome thing I have seen all day
1:27 America wasn't ready to kick that much ass again, nor give that much supplies
0:39 WHY IS THIS A *MOOD*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:13 *the moment I realized Ame had ptsd*
What I'd ptsd
@@gaze3011 Anxiety and flashbacks triggered by a traumatic event
0:37 / Me after I wake up in a tent that my family set up yesterday
the "I lie to myself" one with America is a pretty good descriptor of life in the US rn
6:13 Ann yeaong
USA :anyone
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:38, is America having War flash backs or something?
*Uhhh*
*Maybe.*
@@americathecountryhuman5283 ya what the flip don't step on Siberia
wait your youtube name has"ร"(ร=R) woah
@@americathecountryhuman5283 ey
This little polish sushi I hope he's going to be so adorable I'm going to make him a brother
BOŻE BIEDNA POLSKA ZOBACZ SOBIE W TŁUMACZA JAK NIE ROZUMIESZ
@@szczur5673 Nie potrzebuje tłumacza hehe heheee.
Ale to nie bylo do ciebie .
@@szczur5673 , to tylko miało pokazać ,że jestem z Polski. Bruh
0:07 that one was just unnecessarily mean
*I mean*
*i told the truth*
0:38 Karma kicks in
@@americathecountryhuman5283 lier
@@americathecountryhuman5283 meanie
Russia: “SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX, FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!”
USA: So this means war…
. 3:47
0:37 ya know it’s gonna be good when America’s doing wheezy talking at the start
0:33 for the animation and drawings that are adorable, This is my obvious favorite
2:04 when another country has oil
America:I SMELL OIL
the other country:AHHHHHHHHH
Cuando ví uno en español dije: a caray jajajaja y ame el de cuando USA perdió sus lentes UwU👌♥️
Yo también
@@cucumbersoda xd
@Sophie Böge xd
Iguales
Super si xd
America: Has No Glasses
Everyone Else: Anime
America : Puts on glasses
Everyone: oh right they have nukes
1:49 this animation is so smooth!
im wheezing bc ive seen these like a few days ago
like alL oF tHem
(do i watch too many ch vids? pRoBaBlY)
Same
What’s ch?
@@evaakhtar ch: countryhumans
yeah i was like ch my first time i watch it and then i like it Lol, it was veryyyyyyyyyyy funny
my RUclips name is have ch but i mean channel"OK?"
4:03 is clearly my favorite
It's just silent for me. No idea what is going on. :P
@@lexabug7410 me to
There's no sound! 😭
yes I thought my headphones broke or sum xD
10:17
I can't be the only one thinking about who gave Ame those hickeys
Bro I didn't even notice that 😭
I notice that straight away omg
1:48
"Yesterday I bought myself a hat to cover myself from the coldness of your words, because last night I messaged you on WhatsApp 'Goodnight my princess I love you' and you said 'Goodnight' and then...and then I started crying!"
I love how Poland gets rolled up like a sushi
0:38 and that's today's lesson on PTSD.
2:20 or chunkie milk. I love How Iceland is the ones to tell the tale
@Lee Han Sol movie name: diary of a wimpy kid
America really DOES need those glasses!
7:06....1.declare war on Poland
2.take the city of Gdansk
3.Start the Blitzkrieg
4.Launch a bunch of Tanks
5.take over all the polish corridor
6.Ask Soviet to join the War
7.Soviet Declare war on Poland
8.Take Over Warsaw
9.Peace until 1941
10.Operation Barbarossa
1:25....poor Germany was like "why bro scared of us. Or he just listened the song Erika.... Or like....... Thick of it song? " 😭🙏
8:51 Spanish american war explained in 5 sec
3:58 Is that Gavrilo Princip? xD I've been laughing the whole video! 😂😂😂
As a Australian i can confirm that my fridge has about 28 bottles of spider's
2:10 Mr Krabs be like every second:
4:19 i was drinking soda and i nearly blew it out my nose because this part was so funny😂😂😂
8:14 He did Nazi that coming. :D
Drinking my coffee while this moment-
I'm too young to drink coffee- .,.
1:47 He says: My love, I just bought a hat to cover myself from the cold of your words because yesterday I spoke to you on WhatsApp and I said "Good night princess, I love you" and you said "Good night". And then ...... and then I started crying.
According to google translation. I do not speak english xd
5:36
Plot twist
He uses his knee to grab a credit card
Omg, "onion" was really fun 😂😂🤣
1:26
“Bro....are you good?”
2:17 *pulls out mosquito spray*
Aaaaaa you got me there
*MOMMY HOW YOU DO TAXES*
That was my question when I first lived alone.
Me: dad who is "Taxes and why they keep saying I owe them money?
*IDK*
☹☹☹🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦❤❤me
America be getting some vision and flashbacks without those glasses bro
America's "pls kill me" paper taped to his back a lil too accurate there lmao
2:28 *”that jizz mysteriously appeared at the black dot”*
At 5:00 USSR looks so disappointed in his son
Yes
@@josephstalin4168 Hi Stalin
@@nobodyimportant9603 what do u want
:/
Lmfao
Well now we know why Ame needs his glasses
How to comfort a sad person.
1. Lay blanket out,
2. Pick up sad person,
3. Lay sad person in blanket,
4. Roll them like a sushi,
5. Place sad roll on bed/couch/comfy place,
6. Hug roll close,
7. Put on rolls favorite movie/s,
8. Feed roll snacks,
9. Make sure roll is well hydrated. Tears make roll dehydrated,
10. Happy little sushi role.
How to make A sad person happy with the IGE
1. Lay a blanket out
The IGE: (lays blanket out)
2. Pick up sad person
The IGE: (picks up Poland)
3. Put sad person on blanket
The IGE: (puts Poland on blanket)
4. Roll it like a sushi
The IGE: (rolls Poland like a sushi while also eating sushi)
5. Place roll on bed/couch/comfy place
The IGE: (puts roll on a couch with a pillow)
6. Give roll hugs
The IGE: (gives roll hugs) I will give you huggles
7. Turn on roll's favorite shows
The IGE: (turns on Poland's favorite shows)
8. Give roll a snack and water cause crying makes roll dehydrated
The IGE: (gives roll a chip and some water)
9&10. A happy little roll
That's why I say that the United States, Russia, Japan and Spain are a fantastic quartet.
1:44 phillipines some how gets launched into ame and russia fucking in there bedroom and phil is like:SOMEBODY BLESS MY EYES PLEASE THEY HAVE BEEN CURSED
3:47 as a serb i fucking feel this and its a good thing
DAMN YOUR BRAVE TO SAY A SWEAR WORD
WHY TF IS THE US EATING AN ONION-
𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 : 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷 𝓸𝓷!?
Becuz I can
2:36 yeah nobody touched it 100%
1:11 why is America tiny
*shHhHhHhHhhHhHhH*
@@americathecountryhuman5283 Nah your tiny and you can't help it
This is the comment of the day
Not true
It rly isn’t
Lmfao no
@@Virginia665 if u say so
Ame: It happend once in a dream
Brazil: I see Argentina I flirt I flirt
poor AME at the end
AME"painful squealing"
10:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂got me on the floor
My favorite part is the happy sushi roll
:3
Mine too that was kinda cute
7:26
5 Take the independent city of Gdansk
Every on of these are my mom
NAH THAT 5TH ONE MADE ME DIE 😂😂😂😂
When you have comebacks from ww2:
0:37
1:46 made me laugh 😂 if u understand Hispańol
Na I only know Russian and english
I'm in Spanish class but I can't understand when they speak so fast. I think I heard good night, princess, palabra which is word, I also think I heard pusa but I have no idea what that is and I can't remember frio.
edit: Ok I turned on subtitles and I understand a bit more but the subtitles are trash so it turned into a jumbled trash of English/Spanish. Something about buying a burrito and eating it. I also think I heard ayudar....
@@lexabug7410 I speak Spanish but my English it's not so good, sorry if l say something wrong.
He said:
I just bought this hat to cover your cold words, because yesterday I sent you a WhatsApp saying "Good night, my princess. I love you" and you said "Good night" and then I started crying
@@max_layser6410 Thank you. I was far off. There was nothing about a burrito.
Lmao
Germany is so nice to poland keep this poland safe! :)
Some person: “I SMELL PENNIES!”
America: “I SMELL OIL!”
Me: “I SMELL STAR WARS LEGO SETS!”
Прикольно 😁😁😁
6:29 "Say it with me, o- STADIA"