CAN YOU DO THAT? | Milky Mew reacts to Funny Life Hacks Memes
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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the cabbage im guessing is like the ( i think couple hundred year old now ) technique, like putting sliced onions in your socks on your feet at night ( to soak up impurities in the body ) .
note : dont do it... its been debunked now several times over, that onions in your socks dont turn from white to yellow because " impurities " - but that you have i mean... rotting veggies in your socks...
You live EST
I live GMT
Our times are different. We're not the same...
So about the wallet with a picture of a child I shouldn't take all the money out and then give it to them 🤔🤔
Not even 2 minutes in and Milky is lying to us "I am a pure innocent bee." Lmao😂
HAHAHA WHAAAT? How dare you not believe in me 😂
@@MilkyMew_ I'm currently watching your latest upload so let's see how much proof of said innocence there is. 😂🤣
@@MilkyMew_ It is my headcanon that you have done more dirty things in a single week than I'll do my whole life.
These cute laughs were sponsored by RUclips
"sponsored"
@@JayTohabsponsored is the correct pronunciation
@@OneGamerCat I'm referring to how YT doesn't really support ppl, but idk maybe my comment was in poor taste :/
These life hacks were all over the place. Some funny, some disturbing, but quite a few of them seem actually helpful. Thank you for this experience, Milky!
Everytime milkymew look at the audiences and say "huh" will always remind me of that one "huh" cat meme
That cat is my spirit animal ngl
How to cheer up in 2 easy steps:
1) Watch Milky Mew.
2) Subscribe to Milky and turn on notifications for future anti-depression doses.
I heard there was a 3rd step and that was Milky will hunt you down till u laugh to death
19 is old? God damn I might have to consider retirement then. Still he's right on cider being better.
I'm old enough to think fondly of being 30.
I honestly like Milky's gremlin laugh and yes i screenshoted resume lifehack to learn corporate speech,LMAO
Good luck with the corporate journey 🫡
"some of you are old. like me. 19. 20" ....
me at 37 "if THAT is old then what am I?" xD
I FEEL YOU 😭
Laughs in late 40s
I'm ancient
i like that lifehack from tnat guy in chat, i got another one too, if you are ever thisty, pull off a finger, a red water comes out
Combine this with the bagel trick. Two birds, one stone! (flrtiaj)
I love how the narrator of this memes got so involved with this one.
He is generally calm and monotonous
22:30
“Let’s get down to business!”
It’s “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan 😂
30:10
Idea
1. Get key
2. Unlock door
3. Grab bread
4. Go back in cell (optional)
Well if the key just suddenly laid there, with a ration, then that probably means the patrol/warden/feeder was making his rounds.
So if you just pick up the key to go away then they'll probably catch you, in fact the warden might come back after noticing the lost key.
There aren't really any places to hide the key, so you'll be searched...unless...
You do the truly correct thing: eat the key.
If you just stick it up your rear then they might just look there...but if you eat it...well, either they make you throw up or the warden will just have to deal with not knowing where it is right now.
Plus, it will give you some good roughage to go with the simple carbs of the bread.
He can just walk out between the bars
Oh. I thought this is a graphic depiction of acquired helplessness. Although he is slim enough to fit through the bars, he remains in captivity to prove to himself that despite his efforts, his situation will not change.
My bad 😅
@@hansbrackhaus8017 longest comment I’ve ever received and most interesting. Also depending on key size side of mouth is a good option if you don’t think they’ll check as it’s probably the safest as long as you wash your mouth afterwards for possible health reasons.
You know of putting a random cell key in your mouth you got off the floor.
When looking for a job, list businesses that are no longer in business. That way, employers can’t say you never worked there, because there isn’t any proof.
30:10 The answer is pretty simple, actually. The guy is hungry, so he's hunting the bread because the key isn't filling enough.
I thought he could just squeeze out, or he was being watched.
There are multiple reasons including him not thinking he'd be able to get past the guards even if he escaped the cell
Banana bread is the bomb, don't pass up the opportunity to try it if you've never had it before.
It's very very delicious...has always given me heartburn tho.
Also, it's extra good with a little bidda butter.
I feel like i've never seen it! I'll definitely try it when i can! I love anything that's banana flavored 😂
@@MilkyMew_ Preppy Kitchen has a great recipe for it. I made 2 batches a few weeks ago and my Mom's colleagues asked for the recipe after she brought a few slices to work. Just be prepared, banana bread doesn't have a very intense banana flavor. It's subtle, but it's there. If you've never tried it before and you don't know what you're eating, you might not even be able to guess that it has banana in it. It is delicious though.
3 years later, milky makes another video
(love watching u)
I like the gremlin laugh so much :3
31:51 easy way to be terrified of snakes: almost step on a small jararaca (highly venomous) in your garage at night.
omg that's scary!
As an Australian, I live near a red bellied black snake nesting ground, I woke up one morning with an adult one trying to get into my home by climbing through my window
12:00 they were originally for keeping things like backpacks, ammunition or bayonets from falling off... also, those rope things soldiers have on their shoulders.
Leather jackets that had them were typically for motorcycle riders so they could keep their goggles or gloves secure.
Now, they're mainly just decoration but can be used however someone wants.
if you have a bag of chips, and you want it to stand up and function like a bowl. You can roll in the bottom of the bag in on itself pushing the chips up, and giving the bag a solid structure.
WAIT THAT'S GENIUS
34:22 doing this has a high risk of causing severe delusions and can be very detrimental to your mental health. When delusions are directly challenged by reality it can cause a psychosis. (technically believing the ¨other person¨ is real in this context can already be classified as a psychosis)
Not all people are seceptible to getting a psychosis but if you start to see this ¨other person¨ as real its safer to put a stop to talking to them
Eh, lots of people create tulpas and they mostly don't go insane.
12:43 Growing up I always put a lot of Ketchup on my food so my parents decided to give me like 3 big bottles of it on my 18th birthday lol
LOL that's cute 😂
Life hack, you don't have to be disabled to use the disabled toilet.
It's nice and roomy and usually cleaner than others.
So true!! I usually only use it when the regular toilet is occupied, but damn it's way nicer
You don't have to be disabled to use anything that is for them, eg.: bus/subway seats for elderly, disabled, pregnant and so on. Preferential means if there is someone that fits the label, they get to use it first, but if there is no one it's free real estate.
22:46 * plap* "A whole new world"
this guy has such a deep voice and is 10 or 11 years younger than me? excuse me? 🤣
I used to be scared of bananas because I had a nightmare that when I opened on it was just full of spiders. Every time I saw one it reminds me of it.
Then you'll be glad to know that there is in fact a spider called the 'banana spider".
WTF that's terrifying
@@DaShikuXI I just googled it and it gave me a jumpscare. Thanks, I hate you.
Once I tried texting to myself and it work it's like having free therapy
I use headlamps when I run at night.
And I will NOT start carrying a photo of some random kid in my wallet...
Life hack:
If your country has subpar chocolate, befriend someone from western Europe.
They'll very likely send you some, just to brag.
Source: I, regularily spending ungodly amounts of shippig costs to three American friends...lmao.
I did get stuff in return tho, and I have found out that I love Takis... and part sour, part salted chewy Tamarind.
That stuff wakes you up, lol.
P.S.: Very likely will net you high quality black licorice, too.
I converted one of them to the taste so far. Lol. Granted, she's not too keen on the super strong stuff like salmiak ones, but the regular sweet (and lightly salted) ones, yeah she likes em now.
tbf befriending people from other countries in general so you can exchange snacks is a great idea! I love trying different snacks
@@MilkyMew_ That is true, it's good to have a goal though.
I mean, maybe I sounded a bit condescending or something by opening with "if your country has subpar" but it's not meant to be as a riff.
Germany, for example, I have never had any beef jerky from Germany that can compete with American.
Never have I had spicy chips in Germany that can compete with Asian (and Mexican)
Heck, even black licorice, which I love , and is really good in Germany, is not as good as you find in the more nordic nations.
There's always someone who can do it better.
So, in the case of beef jerky, I would say "If you live in a country that has mediocre beef jerky, befriend someone from the Americas"
But yes, it's just fun to have (pen)pals like that.
I just wanted to be a little bit to an actual life hack lol. Make friends with specialist food places.
HOLY SHIT! A wild Joe Hendry appears! We didn't even have to say his name. I believe!
16:16
The metal part can also be used for emergency escapes.
Place under your foot, preferably the heel, and kick the side window hard
Like that this dude is chiming in more with his own personal stories.
ikr? i wish he did that more
22:27 put on the song: i'll make a man out of you from Mulan🤣
LMAOOO
Wait if i ask a girl out there is a 50% chance she will say yes? When did this happen?! 🙀
33:35 I remember falling off my bike and spraining my wrist in the process, but the pain of the people around me witnessing the scene hurt more
To be fair, there's very valid reasons for being afraid of some snakes. For example, I was tossing rocks into a river, as one does as a male, and either injured or nearly injured a baby copperhead that was poking up in random spots. That REALLY pissed off the mother, who began swimming upstream directly at me, so I got TF outta there FAST.
But I agree, snakes are like sharks, educate yourself on the dangerous ones and all the others become just animals. I love finding snakes in my yard because I'll legit just pick em up and let them slither around through my fingers and stuff before putting them back where they were.
34:42, bro gave himself Multiple Personality Disorder
5:50 the correct lesson to teach here is, “if something seems too good to be true, it probably is”. Taking the money in that case is just asking for trouble, whether that’s mob money (good way to get iced) or bank money (maximum security for you). If you’re desperate enough to still risk it, siphon off just a small amount (like 1 or 2 wads small). They may well not notice and even if they do catch the discrepancy they may well chalk it up to someone miscalculating the amount that was supposed to be there
You say this 12:49 but I’m sure the room temp ketchup loving vtuber, Kirsche Verstahl, would appreciate such a gift.
29:07 THAT IS VILE if somebody acually does this they are not human lol
Disney lawyers are actually not that harsh with copyright, so playing "I can show you the world" while you reach a new world would be on the Hub tomorrow
12:47 as someone who got a personalised ketchup bottle with my name on it for Christmas , I can confirm I’ve never had a better laugh , especially considering I don’t like ketchup
Also to add to the "My battery is almost dead". Don't actually hang up. Turn on airplane mode mid call.
Lifehack: If you sleep more you need less food
10:10 but the plants also absorb nutrients from the ground which come from dead plants, therefore plants are all cannibals.
30:09 What if we're the ones being locked in and the guy brought us the key and wants to take the bread in exchange while we're sleeping?
There's an anime that shows proof that the handgun date thing works. It's called Amagi Brilliant Park. The only difference is it's the girl that uses the gun to get the guy to date her
20:11 I love British hotel chains like Travellodge and Premier Inn because they always have an overlap on the rails in the middle so you never have this problem
This video made me realize that the human brain is truly a force to be reckoned with.
Just saying, I have done the "Floor mat under the car tire" hack several times, and it works pretty well.
*Might keep that fork one...*
13:27 Dammit, if not for the last one, I would got a bingo there!
13:51 another life hack, if you tell your girl that she is one in a billion, you can still have approximately 10 more girls.
Thank you for the tip at the beginning. Told it to my brother with insomnia and he’s having the longest sleep of his life 🥰
That last one is a good way to end up a smoker. Spending time around my dad when he was smoking desensitized me to the smell to the point it didn't bother me and later on, once I started working, I discovered the reason a lot of people start smoking: stress relief. That was 13 years ago, I'm 28 now and I smoke a pack a day. It sucks but it is what it is, I'm hoping to kick them by 30 but I should probably deal with my alcoholism first.
Bro, that trick to put a website's name as your middle name is brilliant
A quick guide to fall down the stairs:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 11
Step 17
22:27 “can you feel the love tonight”
4:30 I have a friend who basically does the same (not only when they rob him), but he uses mainly screwdrivers
Fresh out of the oven banana bread with salted butter spread on it is a bliss that's hard to describe. You have to try it out 😊❤ a taste from my childhood that is
The vest thing works... but so does just putting one on a flat cart and walking our confidently
I love ketchup and one of my Christmas presents was a bottle with my name on it, I love it!
Fun vtuber hack tell chat your doing a sleep stream, then just walk away.
If you’re doing the snu snu tape Disney song thing here’s a list of appropriate songs:
Kiss the Girl, from The Little Mermaid
Go The Distance, from Hercules
Circle of Life, from The Lion King
You’ve Got a Friend in Me, from Toy Story
You’re Welcome, from Moana
Almost There, from The Princess and the Frog
Into the Unknown, from Frozen 2
High-Ho, from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
33:50 I found out I am old a few years ago. I tripped over an uneven sidewalk brick, people rushed to help me.
Well, I was bleeding all over the sidewalk.
Still have scars on my left hand where the skin was gauged out to the bone.
So maybe I wasn't that old, just one heck of a terrible fall....
26:56 me, because i enjoy not having an allergic reaction lol
31:35 *Gaelic accent intensifies greatly*
3:56 On the blue chair video, someone asked if it works with red chairs. The creator said no
13:56 Scented candle for nice smelling fireballs.
26:50 I'm not scared of bananas, but I am saddened by them because I am allergic to them, despite them being so tasty.
Milky has criminal tendencies 😂
FBI i have no clue what they're talking about
Real life hack: Throw a square or two of tp in the bowl before you sit down to eliminate spashing
You know what? Im taking the challenge: the beast i worship
Naw. The hotdog water icecube IS a war crime
Somebody's gotta pay
15:31 this explains why i feel disoriented all the time 🐄🤯
6:58 Ferb I know what we're gonna do today!
pasta in a bag??? nah... that's purse-ta
Why didn't the prisoner just leave his cell?! Look at the gaps of those bars!!!!
7:42 servers better be carrying copies of magic jammer or dark bribe to negate that shit
And here I thought Walmart vests were blue.
By the way, if you use this hack, I hope your shopping trips become an endless source of I Don't Work Here Lady stories.
6:05 A hack for the penne-pinchers in the viewership.
9:06 I've never read or heard a reason either way, but personal experience tells me this way means you can always see the end of the roll, which is something I value. That said, I'll never correct it for someone else unless I finish off a roll and am putting a fresh roll on.
17:47 Not just at Culver's. My mother does this at our local Hardee's, and she's in her 80s. I suspect it'd be the same in a lot of places.
22:27 How about "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" Without the Timon & Pumbaa bit, of course. (I was going to say "Kiss the Girl", but then I remembered Scuttle.)
24:33 On top of that, 20 may not be a legal purchasing age where you (general) are. UK and Brazil, yes, but US, no.
26:36 I've never had bad banana bread, but then, I've never had what appears to be a sandwich with a whole banana, including the peel, as the filling. If you get a chance to try banana bread, and you don't have any problems with the ingredients, I recommend it.
The stress of loss will make them smoke harder
22:40 u can just edit the music in. That way you can avoid turn offs. Or just not do smex tapes to avoid those problems all together
Alternatively, overdub it with super mario sfx.
I love life hacking 😂
No not that kind of life hacking
0:43 best laugh right there bois
24:57 I am offended too, BLUD YOU'RE NOT OLD, 20 IS YOUNG AF
30:40 my take: actually, the guy is pushing the bread snd the key towards the prisoner
Another banger from Dairy Cat.
34:27 Ain't a therapist alive that could help with that, and ethics tend to get in the way of necromancy.
26:50 she is talking on how can you be scared of a banana for me at least I used to eat every banana that came though the door but i ate a bad one and got sick for a day or two now everytime i try to eat a banana now I gag. any way love the videos
Oh no, that sounds awful 😰
Toilet paper goes on the countertop next to the toilet, flat side down. I will accept no arguments. Those little rollers are ridiculous.
that comment is ridiculous
The 'correct' way is fun and games until your pet dog, cat or whatever starts unrolling it out of boredom.
I'm also a "screw the roller" follower.
But of course that only works in your own home.
@@hansbrackhaus8017 Trained the furball to leave the toilet paper alone, but yeah, it's for at home. Now that I think about it, I don't know if I've ever had to switch a roll at someone else's house.
14:53 tequila easiest song in the world
22:50 IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE PLAYED while in bed just go into blender and put the music over it
Umm, nihilism is typically just a step on the past to existentialism. You go from "life has no intrinsic meaning" to "life has no intrinstic meaning, it's up to you to find the meaning of your own life"
27:14 I do that, except I forgot the word in my native language
26min becomes 4 hours in the hands of our Professional Yapper. Keep up the good work. 🙏🏻
Four hours hmm..maybe I do need to go to twitch.
Guess I'm a philosopher now....
the life hack for the Geneva Convention's law on collective punishment does not work in the USA tho because that country did not sign the Geneva Convention.
12:51 If you do that, you will lost your bike AND your grenade.
9:09 There are instances where the other way around is superior, but those instances are usually pretty specific with some being better to just avoid.
Rip you when the guy holding the Gunn is German and you can’t pronounce Ä, Ö and Ü
😂😂😂😂
19:29. Yo wait! I know that doujin!