THAT'S GOING EVERYWHERE! | Milky Mew reacts to Boys vs Girls Memes
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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@@MilkyMew_ think youuuuuuu were love you milky yayyyy
i don't think you understand why that arm was so buff, it ain't excersize
also, boys have post-nut clarity, meaning we have some deep shit go through our heads after nutting
4:05 hey girls bodies run way colder than guys on avgerage! Beyond that, most guys dont say shit about being sick cause often they probably dont evenrealize they are so when a guy DOES feel it, its something that would hospitalize your average girl and hit with the force of 1000 suns 😂
Also at 12:00 its more a frontal mist tho this is why guys dont care if there a drop or two in our pants even after giving it a shake cause the mist 100% got on our junk and ESPECIALLY at urinals it can full blast back id you dont slowly release if you catch my drift...
Boys in chemistry class: "...And here I have 5 gallons of fluoroantimonic acid! Let's see how many floors it burns through!"
My friend in Chemistry class, with a bottle of Calcium hydroxide and Nitric acid: “If the f*cking test tube can take it, SO CAN I.”
my friends drinks liquids in chemistry class
Terraria is a good game
"Let's see if it Burns my stomach through"
and then there's the nerdy kid that will tell their group which chemicals are actually edible
"What happens in boys locker rooms?"
Well you see Milky, I wasn't there for this, but in my grade during gym class in 8th or 9th grade one of the guys came out of the showers in cowboy boots and a hat (just the boots and the hat) singing "Like a Rinestone Cowboy" and trying to hug everyone.
I find it funny how all of the top 5 comments are hearted except this one
@@8-bitato She must hate the song
Most normal locker room in North America
i laughed too hard at this, this is something i didnt except to hear 😭
Back in middle school a lot of the boys just started making monkey sounds. We got in trouble for it and had a teacher (male) to keep an eye on us from then on (also the girls were able to hear us making those sounds from their locker room too) lmao
5:27 So true, I remember working at an abandoned bunker once, which was partially underwater, so me and the boys were given those 7-mm immortal fireman boots. The FIRST thing we did is we took turns dropping a sledgehammer on our feet, to see if it would hurt. It didn't. Felt awesome.
Boys will be boys
"How To Weaponize Ikea Pencils"
"Let me show you its features! Hahahaah!"
Gotta love Joerg Sprave. 😄
11:44 So as an ex-janitor, how much pee is around the toilets is not based on wether it's the men's of the women's bathroom. As it turns out, it's about wether people put the lid down when they flush (if there even is one to put down in a public restroom). Flushing is spraying a fine mist of whatever you put into the toilet for all to inhale. And what is not inhaled will give a sticky yellow coating to all surfaces within a few inches of the toilet... No seriously, girls toilets get just as much pee around them.
And this is why I always put the toilet lid down before flushing when there is one.
As a janitor I approve this message.
I’ve been a custodian for 5 years. You are correct. And I remember during the first 2 years where I just couldn’t figure it out.
I do agree about the mist, but men peeing out of the toilet, or not bothering to raise the seat and dripping pee on it is a thing I don't think women do.
About the fire hose image, however... no. On the worst days it's more like two streams coming out at different angles. And that's why I always pee sitting down, because fuck risking to spray my pants or the whole bathroom.
As a custodian, this mf'er is spittin.
All jokes aside they are 100% correct
0:39
*"..I once watched him kill three men at a bar.. with a pencil."*
A fvckin pencil! A pencil!
*You won't be able to do anything cause you can't do anything*
1:23 fun fact, when boys hit puberty you find out if you're a sith or a jedi from which colour your peepee glows
Bro why you out here spilling our secrets like that?
The Council will hear about this act of betrayal.
@@tiborklein5349 Were you not present at The Council when Milky was dubbed an 'Honourary Boi'
If your pee is red you should see doctor
@@facedante1990 I'm referring to the p*nis
The laughs are worth paying for
Right
Indeed
Most of them are fake
You pay just to laugh?
Who's your creator, EA??
Nah ur buggin.
>girls during pubery
>I hate everything
Then my sister was broken at that age, cause she was not "I hate everything" but "I HAVE everything".
And by everything she meant MY OWN LEWD ANIME/MANGA MEDIA which she stole from me, almost completely... and I'm not speaking figuratively, she actually stole my stuff and pretended she didn't do it.
Those were imports, dangit!
At least she has good taste. I mean, golden boy was her favorite anime of that sort, and golden boy is top tier. Especially the English Dub.
And no, guys... there wasn't anything winningly zesty in there. I only like anime/manga, I don't live it.
Damn I mean...
@@halladba101 The victims were:
Dragon Pink OVAs. Countdown Stories OVAs, Some of the Urotsukidoji ones ...Golden Boy and some CDs with ecchi pics from the internet...sourced from an internet cafe with a friend.
Nothing too hardcore on those...this was like the 90s and things were still new, anime turnpike (anipike) was still THE indexer, and 'japanese cg sites' were still THE promised land.
We had to endure hours of ridicule from the owners of the cafe, who'd watch over our shoulders and go "meow meow meow" when we grabbed catgirl pics lol.
Ironically, with the exception of Dragon Pink, the others shortly after started airing late night.
The mangas were uncensored issues of New Bondage Fairies (I think) a collection of one artist, forgot his name, but it was called ecchi daisuki and it was censored (since it was Japanese)
Some Countdown stories doujins (one which she did not take.. must have missed it, she only took the OVAs)
and some other titles that I can't remember but looked appealing in the catalogue.
She never gave them back either. So all I had left in the end was that one countdown stories issue.
@lofwyr5063 damn bro that's the 90's Ecchi Lore background 😭
Also I'd slap the mf that would go "meow meow" when I'm picking my catgirls pics 😂 I can never imagine doing it in public Internet Café 😭
@@halladba101 hahahaa, well my friend and I were like... teenagers and the owners were two grown ass guys. They'd have slapped us right back.
And well, that's all we had back then. We actually biked like 4 miles to get there, too.
Oh, now I wonder if El Hazard counts as ecchi as the very least, it probably does. Watched that one at same friendses house, on the family TV video player. Was fun and games until the belly dancer looking girl (Sheila Sheila) started yuri'ing it up (or so she thought) with MC.
That was worse than the meow meow taunts.
His parents were kind of weird all around, though. When I made a copy of that "various anime openings' cassette tape a penpal sent me, and he played it around his parents, they asked if the songs were in Turkish...
(They weren't, it was the first Magic Knight Rayearth OP)
Good times, though. Things were more precious back then, actually bought a lot of the media, knowing how to seven seas it diminished it a bit.
@lofwyr5063 I mean... just... wow 🥲
Definitely checking out some of those!
Guys after a break up: lets see how straight we can make this curvy road at 200mph.
OH YEAH don't forget the alcohol!
321,8 km/h
Be more civilized, not American.
0:06 thats me 💀
Ayoo🤨
Same
Same fr
tf you watching go vibe with the boys moment fr fr
Time to lift weights with the other arm, brother
Reason guys don't get as many birthday wishes is that we just don't remember dates. I have a bunch of friends and I don't remember when any of their birthdays are and they don't remember mine either.
The 20th was my B-day.... Only one to say happy b-day? Google. NJ
I'll never forget the birthday of the guy who grew up next to me. The lockdowns started on his birthday (23rd March 2020) so I'm still pissed he didn't have to be in school on his birthday when me and another friend who had them equally spaced apart (exactly two weeks before and after mine) had to do it.
Bruh I sometimes forget mine and have to think about it
@@Stairwayafterhow to hell do you forget that
@@xandraxie3183 simple, don't think about it
10:48 ...I once got lost in the outskirts of a town during a very heavy thunderstorm... and I was so lost that I stopped at a car service station to ask for directions.
The guys there snickered when I came in looking like a swamp monster (without the algae tho) and laughed some more when I declined their offer to wait out the rest of the rain after they told me the directions.
...I really just wanted to get home lol. I was DRAUNCHED...and ...it wasn't the last time, either.
...cause I actually enjoy being in the rain, even if I look ridiculous.
I also enjoy rain :')
11:15 I refuse to waste a pencil when it can still do its job
for real, that pencil has a couple days worth in it
@@cranberrysauce61
Days? Don't you mean weeks? The pencil isn't done until you can't use the eraser anymore.
@@lilchristuten7568 i had a lot of writing during my school work. so i would go through many a pencil and their erasers never worked for me.
Exactly! If a pencil still works, why do you need like 5 more after using half of the first one?
2:07 IS THAT A CALL OF DUTY SHOVEL ?!?!?!
Just guys having a campfire, one person decided to start cutting a log with a stone, by the end there was like 5 of us trying to help
"Do you do that?" In response to the hardhat concussions.
Bro I literally almost spilled myself when I ran headfirst into a free standing railing to test the claim that "spines are like springs".
I actually do think that I had a concussion afterwards... but in any case, another great examples why "women live longer".
P.S.: Despite responding to hard hat memes, I didn't actually wear one when I did that stupid thing, lol. Hence the good chance that I could have expired then lol.
2:39 - So it is basically social media.
4:34 Me actually laying with 37°C fever right now 😭
I think i got tubercullosis... ( i got an 38.9C° fever)
13:53
There must be a sacrifice to the elevator gods.
11:25 That pencil isn't even the one brought to class. We fished that broken nub out of the trash cause we don't bring shit. Yet somehow, the universe provides.
6:23 ah yes, playing uno with crabs, I have done that multiple times
Every time she goes, EYYYYY YOOOOOOO!!!! Makes my day 😏
Her "come on" get me everytimes x)
"You are no longer my friend, our friendship is over."
*gets a million bucks*
"Oh hi stranger, do you want to come to my game night today? I give you half a million bucks?"
0:46 THE ONE PIECEEEEE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAAL🗣️🗣️🗣️
12:14 so we not gonna talk about the deadpool chilling in the back alr cool
😂😂
Best Graffiti I ever saw on the Toilette:
O Cloacina , Goddess of this place,
Look on thy suppliants with a smiling face.
Soft, yet cohesive let their offerings flow,
Not rashly swift nor insolently slow
“I like my men a frickin gremlin”
*my entire school rushes over, specifically that one boy*
For anybody wondering, the anime at 6:12 is "Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto"
15:18
"Using room spray as body spray"
It works, though!
If it works, it works
@@MilkyMew_ 11:11 same can be said with small pencils
4:33 so real I remember in school whenever we had to stand outside in the summer it was always the tough lads that kept whining about the heat
6:34 you know shits ‘bout to be real when all the bros stack +4s on that one bro with uno
3:11 WHAT TF DID YOU SAY!
They forgot the "Boys in the Chemistry Lab: Yo I want to drink this so damn bad..."
Nah
I just made thermite
@@doubt3430weak I made mustard gas but ended into chaos since I have no idea how to seal it in can
@@-Aaron-138ehh, we made nitroglycerin...
Another Meme Reaction! LESGOOOOO!!!!!!!!
12:21 that might actually be one that only 100% of boys understand
He lied
Us boys in ma squad when we wear the same outfit irl and in-game:
We are Alpharius
14:51 the joke is that the clones wear karmas, which most non-star wars peps just call skirts
1:56 this shit got me and some mf add seasoning saying what year its released and the size cc , max horsepower,etc
11:08 is so true, at my school we have competitions on who can get the shortest pencil =)
11:19 Yo I used to sharpen all of my pencils this small at school! Sometimes if I really felt like it I would remove the eraser head and sharpen both ends of a pencil so I could pretend to be Darth Maul from _Star Wars_ lmao! 😂
the pencil is only done when you can no longer remove it from the sharpener
@@cranberrysauce61 Yep lol
7:52
Never it’s our secret technique and shall never be revealed to anyone who isn’t apart of the group
14:08 As a guy with 4 sisters I can say girls rooms are not clean clothes and makeup everywhere
1:07 in my class, everytime the teacher brings out a liquid, everyone (boys and girls) wants to drink it, Same with solids and gas...
True, had a classmate who, instead of just wafting formic acid vapors, opened the bottle and snorted it in like shotgunning some beer.
The way he reeled back from the kick into his nose looked like he was being kicked by a horse or something, or jabbed by Mike Tyson.
Also, chem teachers, too. Created chlorine gas with, can't remember what it was, I think it was hydrochloric acid and permanganate or something...whatever it was, it created chlorine, and lots of it.
He didn't seal the container, he didn't do it under the fume hood, but on the desk.
And I and a friend were right there. Fun times. And by fun times I mean awful.
3:40 When the c*m goes out. The mood goes down.
Wise man:- Jhonny Sins
5:03 everyone knows that a barely functioning shitbox is the best okey
Minecraft is so popular because it can become any game you want it too, through the extensive Mods/addons/texture packs/command block creations available, it truly can become whatever your heart desires.
And that's why people defend it so hard
Yeah i get why sandbox games are so popular, it's just not my thing
@@MilkyMew_ and that is fair, I was just saying why people defend it so viciously
I have a Video of me and my friends at 2 am in the Forest dancing Like the Persons by 6:00
I don't want to sound too negative, but from what I've seen, these 'boys vs. girls' meme videos have a huge overlap of memes among them. I guess there aren't many memes going around for this topic...
However, I still enjoyed your reaction to it. Thanks, Milky!
There's definitely some i've seen already but a lot of new ones as well!
@@MilkyMew_ Yeah, maybe I exaggerated a bit. They were all very funny regardless. And on top of that, your reactions are always great to watch.
7:46 I’m guilty of this…BUT I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A NEGATIVE COMMENT ON MY FOOD SO I SHALL NOT STOP
10:32 “We swore to uphold the Covenant.”
girls while breathing:i feel so good
boys while breathing:water breathing first form
very true for me
It's funny and horrifying in a way how accurate it can get at times... LOL
2:47 bro is Shakespeare
So our locker room had such a bad reputation that the only two toilets had no stalls because 1. They were entirely destroyed by big dudes getting thrown through the stalls during fights, 2. The school refused to replace them because 3. SO MANY DUDES got busted for doing drugs when there were stalls.
0:44 "how to weaponize ikea pencils" Dumbledore said calmly
6:05 i dislike having no internet but its not too bad because i know my bro has either thermite, napalm, or magnesium metal to bilnd someone. Bro is crazy i swear he is on 20 different countries watch list, he literally bought a brick of depleted uranium he was going to turn them into depleted uranium round to shoot at his uncles cabin but he didnt want to get cancer again so he just wanted cut it into 2 pieces but found out it was giving the same radiation as an mri every second he had to bury it in a lead contaier in his backyard
One group in our STEM class made Thermite to see how thick of steel it could burn through.
9:51 last time I tried saying it was my birthday, I said this to a Vrchat streamer known as Thamriyell, they said a few words then moved on like nothing happened,
so for boys has a curse of togetherness even on their birthdays. And Vrchat people are basically Skyrim Npcs in a nutshell
Boys locker room (warzone)
“Sir Jhonson’s been shot!!!”
“Hold the line we shall not lose more land!!”
“Mustard gas!!!!!!!!!”
“Fixed bayonets!!!!”
*whistle*
“Charge!!!!!!!!!!”
“AhhhaAhhhhhAH!!!”
*Gunshots*
*mortar explosions*
*stab noises*
4:39 Single guy here. I've never been able to relate to this particular 'guy trait'. I do know it's a thing though. All the women in my family have a story or two of when their bf/husband was needy af with a temperature that barely even qualifies as a fever. So is it purely a relationship thing? I don't know many single dudes that are like this when they're sick. Is that because they think they have to be tough to get a gf, and when\if they do, the tough act goes out the window?
"Make sure to exercise both arms"
Me with only one vr controller : 🧍🏼♂️
I am glad that she actually understands the memes
0:37 i swear i didn't know this video but i was expecting the ikea video to show up
12:33 Sbeve
8:23 no joke, Dr Squatch handcrafted bar soap for men works better on my hair than any shampoo I've ever used in my life.
that was a deed "AYO" 1:18
"how do you even write with that?"
Through sheer f**king will. 😆
12:05 yeah your legs and feet will get pretty wet not terribly but still how to make matters worse whenever you're wearing socks
4:34 bro, Boros got hit with a Killer Move Serious Series: Serious Fever.💀
5:48 ain't no way they got the TF2
So that thing about compliments... Yeah that wasn't an overstatement from Stewie as a joke. We will literally cherish that shit forever. I still remember my grandma telling everyone in her friend group how handsome I looked dressed up for a relative's wedding over 20 years ago as a gangly awkward teenager.
Ladies, if you want to make your name happy do this. If he works his butt off on something, weather it was making you breakfast in bed for mother's Day, cleaning out something that desperately needed cleaning and doing a good job, fixing a problem, etc. *give him a genuine compliment.* Like seriously, slather on the praise like he's a dog who properly did a difficult trick, but he's a man. Relationships are give and take. If you don't give, he'll eventually take his ass somewhere else. Part of that is literally just... Appreciating his efforts in the relationship. You can't beat a dog over and over and not expect it to lash out. Don't yell at him for every tiny thing he gets wrong, then ignore him whenever he gets things right. That is literally abuse and you should feel ashamed of yourself if that's how you view relationships.
Based dude. Totally based! When men like us get compliments, genuine compliments, it's like reaching into our soul and purifying it.
12:27 SBEVE
3:25 SAY IT ONCE AGAIN MILKY!
12:38
MUHFUGGEN
SBEVE
Whoever made the camping joke. Exactly right, that would be something guys of any age would do, considering they are with their friends.
6:53 thats my one
On the restroom graffiti you should check out the old "Graffiti Wisdom" bit from the "Bob and Tom" radio show.
"If you voted for (insert current president, senator, or representative) you can't shit here. Your asshole is in Washington."
"Here I sit
All broken hearted
Came to shit
But only farted"
They once joked about doing a ladies room version but either never got enough good material or couldn't find a woman who sounded classy enough to do the lines without cracking up.
I love how she pronounces the “t” as edge like: catdge
That's typical of a Brazilian accent, but I don't know if she's Brazilian
I live in Kabul, Afghanistan and in the school bathroom someone wrote in front of the toilet "if you pushed that hard in studies, you would've gotten somewhere" (makes sense if translated into pashto)
Elevator is a battleground, last man standing is the winner and he gets to press the button
7:41 Wooh. The Death of Stalin. Surprisingly good movie. Russians didn't like it, tho.
The fact that i know how to weaponize a pencil from ikea just proves these are true 😂😂
Milky doesnt know us boys can choose which fire rate of pee we want
Full auto or burst fire
9:30 Threatening Me to get My Birthday
Respectable
12:05 Yes. Physics sometimes hates us, but we have ways to cope or work around that. Why do you think we don’t aim for the water in the middle.
13:24 Very accurate because the boy actively went to a place where he was alone whereas the girl is in a place with lots of people.
Sometimes you just gotta be alone and help yourself
I think the meaning is more like that if Boys need help that no one os there and they are just beeing left alone.
@@lmGuts of course that was the point, and it’s very valid and important to mention, but there could be also a double meaning to it.
8:09 i am quite guy but i helped others hack the window in locker room....
I don't knew that they vaping
*Good shit!* We didn't break the window and I didn't die by breathing in same room where someone vaped!
One of the worst times in my life was when the gang were all watching through Naruto at the same time.
The pain might not actually last 1000 years, but you never forget the feeling of having to protect your asshole.
SEEEEENNNNNEEEEEEENNNNNM. GGGGGGOOOOOOOORRRRRRROOOOOOSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIII!
Wait, you don't summon the Dark Powers to season your food? It adds a whole new layer of flavor, Pain, Regret, Sensations of Loss, and so much More!
9:30 maybe next year but not on the same day because we have the same exact birthday april 22nd so you will probably not stream that day maybe the day after lol
Ayo same birthday!!
12:43 banana
1:03 accurate
I love how the first clip made me feel so nostalgic 😂😂😂😂
(5:37) ... Best Kite ever. 🤣
Trash talking in the girls Bathroom got me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:40 I Agree
girls when dodgeball starts: ima go hang out with my friends. boys: Prepare for war!
MUST...RESIST...SIMPING....MILKY!!
NAHH 💀
Do you ever run out of laughs aid giggles?
You're funny as always ❤