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I am the exception guy with long hair, I use 4 different product and my hair still feels like sandpaper :C
Larping us ancient warriors is much better then going to therapy
“Shouldn’t they lose weight in Winter?” In America we have sidewalks… and jobs that are 7 miles away.
i thiiink the ikea one is based on an scp called "infinite ikea" which is far bigger on the inside XD
why does your pc bluescrean
Out of curiosity I googled "the most painless way to break your fingers" and got nothing but mental health support links.
Lmao, I did that too with Getting a Fever
This is when you use bing
I mean bone doesn't have any nerve or muscle so you technically can break your home without hurting
Yeh I came onto a Zack yt short about how you can’t feel pain at 2 places at the same time so when someone cut his leg really bad and he breaks his finger a while later he will only feel the finger💀
@twistedvtuber9894, so I Binged it, and it actually gave me results.
Being a Knight is therapy for men
pretending to be a knight actually works. where as therapy is dominated by women, doing research on women, thinking female solutions work on men. going to therapy is, most of the time, a waste of time and money for a man.
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Unless it means playing For Honor....That'll put you in therapy.
Any break from normal daily life problems are therapy for the boys
@@neffos713 unless you have a nagging GF/Wife that thinks you're wasting time and should be more "productive" and that you don't deserve down time for your hobbies. while at the same time all they do is party and live life on easy mode. seriously. divorcing...best decision of my life.
"be a man. ruin your own life." is a very man statement. no one gets to ruin my life but me.
yeah that was my favourite part too
Gotta learn how to do that, life is already Mariana Trench deep on destroying my life.
Then a meteor falls on your head and the universe is like 'lol, bitch.'
@@Andruieeok lol, ain't that the truth. i feel ya.
Take responsibility and accountability for your own shitty life instead of blaming it on others.
Based af.
So, the actual reason we "manspread" is because of how our pelvis and hips are shaped. While it is true that our balls get squashed if we try to close our legs, our skeleton is shaped in a way that forces our legs open
well, actually it's the same reason
I do it so dogs in the vicinity feel like they can approach me. They are mans best friend after all.
Step 1) Spread em.
Step 2) Receive dog.
Step 3) Pet new friend.
@@elhoplita300 It's a coincidental thing. Not the same thing.
*POP* aaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
@@monkeymangamertm2512 damn wizards casting testicular torsion again
5:50 Someone else covered that story, the man was going to his daughter's marriage or some other important event and his wife, step mother of that daughter, went to a Starbucks in a different terminal to intentionally miss the flight.
All in all, doesn't sound like a happy/stable marriage.
WHAT 💀
Visit her in college iirc. This wasn't the first time she'd pulled this crap either. The literal day before she "slept in" & made them miss their flight. There were other instances too throughout the years, chick was the definition of evil stepmonster.
@@bhart3321 I was going to type this but you beat me to it.
wasnt this on some news as well?
Even if it wasnt the case i can still see dude getting frustrated and just going with it. My wife also Has this annyoing tendency to do shit when we're in the hurry. Then i have to break a few speed limits to be on time just to listen to her bragging "see? There was nothing to be stressed about, we made it easily on time" and if she went get a fcking coffe when we're boarding plane that i paid for and is supposedly for something importnant im boarding without her xD
Yo that dude that yanked the knife out his gut & deleted his attacker with it has Teddy Roosevelt levels of gigachad energy.
FYI ole Teddy was almost assassinated moments before going on stage to take the oath of office at his first inauguration. He actually wrestled the gun away from his attacker & pistol whipped him with his own gun. Still bleeding, he got up took his oath & gave a brief speech before saying he needed to go see the medic. Absolute gigachad!
Indeed
if I'm not mistaken, he also joke about the fact and the shooter not being that good, my man was simply built different
@@projectdeveloper9311 The entire Roosevelt clan was just built different. FDR was wheelchair bound yet when needed to give a speech he manged to prop himself up on his feet & get through it with absolute grace & strength without complaint. Absolute gigachads the lot of them.
@@bhart3321 LMAO the guy literally "nah I don't think I'm really disabled" *proceeds to able himself*
Yeah teddy was no bullshit
To explain most imperfections in otherwise straight looking borders.
Borders were typically set along certain latitude and longitude lines, but would then incorporate landmarks that were believed to fall along those lines to help people visually identify where the border was. Since maps at the time were fairly inaccurate, what ended up happening is what I call "border gore" where you will have random scoops taken out of other countries/states, etc.
In this specific instance the curve in the border is following The Fly River which was done so goods and citizens could be transported into the eastern half of the island(New Guinea) using the river without having to deal with the hassle of crossing through the Indonesia/New Guinea border.
Thanks for the info!
0:35 I knew a guy who paid child support for FIVE kids, none of which were his. Not being yours does not get you out of child support in most cases.
This is beyond messed up.
@@CS_Mango The state doesn't give a fuck about fair, they want someone paying child support because the state gets federal funding for collecting child support and they usually keep a cut of it as well. That's why you MUST pay child support through your state agency rather than directly to the mother.
The system is broken.
Usually, it's because you've had a parental relationship with the child, which a court may find is the main thing that matters.
Being knights is exactly what men would consider therapy though. Maybe that's the secret. We aren't struggling because of mental problems, but physical problems, which can only be solved by getting stuff done purely through physical force
correct.thats how men work. we need some competition and rivalry to keep pushing us to be better and better.
The problems don't necessarily have to be solved with force, they just need to be solved. Fun fact though, for most guys playing a knight has the same effect as seeing a therapist, but being a knight is so much more fun.
I second this. Its like Im a completely different person after getting a few things done or making something.
but you can't really solve depression like that tho
@@arche456 maybe not for most women, but depression in men is best solved by dealing with their problems. Not by doping them up with a bunch of drugs.
I remember the article at 5:53 the wife had done that multiple times to make him miss the flight to see and spend time with he's daughter from a previous marriage. the coffee she wanted to go buy was in another terminal that was somewhere around 20min away one way when the plane was about to board. he ended up leaving her at the airport and went to see he's daughter
Engaging in your hobbies are one of the best forms of therapy.
Videogames and music are quite theraputic
"Leave me the Fa-Cologone"
Nahh, I'd go straight home after that 😭
After giving a thumbs, because that was good.
Man breaks his fingers to get out of having to play the piano.
Man is encouraged to take his time and heal up. There will be future opportunities to play the piano later... 💀
Cleaver
Gonna be honest, multiple times I just zoned out listening to the Pokemon Platinum music
Same here. I love Sinnoh, man. The whole game has this strange sense of “calm” to it and the music reflects that perfectly.
No time for therapy during a crusade.
real
Me as a man: “Daphne and Velma, me and Shaggy are gonna check out the bedroom”
AYO HAHAHA
I used to keep Ibeprophen in my glove compartment....and first aid spray, and a glowstick, and a pair of scissors, and a small flashlight. In the trunk I had at least two kinds of junk food, and a 24 pack of bottled water in case I got stuck in traffic. I'm no alpha, I'm the team's medic.
The Sanjayy and Durgesh arc was epic
OH YEAH, fun fact about 4/20/2069, around then is when the next time Halley's Comet should do a pass by the earth again and that's super cool
😂
... I'll be dead by then...
Damn the comet really chose a good date 😂
@@MilkyMew_ Hell yeah, didn't realise Halley was chill like that
So what you're saying is, that's right around the time we should expect Ivan Ooze to be released.
...What? It's an older reference, but it checks out.
Post-apocalyptic Warlord potential is ever closer to being the most needed characteristic, what with WWIII getting closer.
That along with bushcraft and farming skills
@@thegoose5294 When you were partying
I studied The Hoe
When you were having premarital sex
I mastered The Hunt
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated Inner Strength
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Or wandering Wasteland lunatic, gotta be the real life Wild Wasteland encounter
Man Milkys voice and laugh are burnt into my brain and i love it. I can just summon it if im feeling down and get an instant smile. Gotta love it.
The thing about the hair is that in general mens hair is a lot thicker (like, the physical strands) and we don't need to really do anything to it to keep it healthy; just getting the gunk out is sufficient.
And I'm going to preempt a lot of comments; by and large, womens hair treatments do not damage their hair. Some can, but most are incredibly gentle because they have to be and some even perform minor repairs. Men can get away with using an ash based lye wash to clean their hair, but that would nearly burn through most womens hair.
Oh, and I guess I qualify as an alpha because I carry around a first aid kit and two packs of rations with me in my bag at all times.
Isn't there also bias just because ones who have long hair are usually owners of naturally nice mane. Got problematic hair or lazy to take care of it? There's options of going short or shaving completely
5:55 I think I heard that one before on r/slash Reddit. The man had a daughter with another woman before meeting this one. Once they had planned to fly out to meet his daughter on vacation but ended up missing the fight due to some “running late” crap the woman pulled. This article she tried to do it again but he didn’t bother waiting on her this time.
As Kevin, i can confirm that i sent the flowers to my friend's mom
Should have been a Carl
ahh yes the men's all in 1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, facial scrub, dish soap, cottage cheese and engine oil. Also my go to it's pretty cheap too
I always get sad about the "Trisha" post because a troll grabbed the pictures and made their own story. IIRC the real story is that the guy's dad (the old man in the pics) is disabled so he takes care of him.
Fun fact, loosing fat doesn't mean loosing weight. Muscle actually weighs more, so if you gain muscle while loosing fat at a certain point you'll find you're gaining weight.
2:25 Dude stumbled into SCP-3008, but got lucky! 😂
that man in traffic is based
2:26 scp-3008 type of shit
17:27 good ol’ two-in-one shampoo and conditioner. Girlfriend loves the way my hair feels.
that last one got me in the feels
4:25 Its listed under music because its music to my ears.
Milky's laugh is so infectious. It's great.
More like infectiously annoying. 🦠🤪
She's crying because now she can't collect child support for them.
omg , "you have a whole room for your top hat?"
i'm dead
Existing is temporary, Training with a sword is also temporary but i get To swing a sword
I had to go to a women's bathroom at the office twice in the past, due to being desperate and all man's bathrooms being out of paper at the end of the office day.
I will never forget the trauma of thinking I will run into a woman on the way in or out and how will I explain that I needed to poop and there's no paper without saying I needed to poop but there was no paper.
I ultimately succeeded and the experience had taught me that my fears are often irrational and I shouldn't overthink stuff.
The second time that happened it was even worse.
What happened the second time?
@@Ly_7838 oh nothing 'happened' . But instead of being less stressed I was even more stressed because I anticipated the stress I didn't anticipate fully the first time around.
Neurotic loop.
@@axelolord Huh..cool!
BABE! THE YAPPING CAT UPLOADED A VIDEO!
(bless those laughs)
9:44 correction: I thought they're dating already but they're not. I'm hella down to meet the dad tho for a good hangout
11:03 ayo i remember the female version of this too 😂
156,000 miles actually is a lot considering I take a drive all the way to Florida and back from Texas ever year and still haven't made it that far lol.
poor kid got ripped off royally. that vehicle was worth 4k at best
the nuklear bomb this is true tho... if you stay 9 feet away from the blast you wont even feel it... or anything else... ever again...
As an iowan can confirm, are crimes are that weak, it's either petty crime, gun point at convenience stores, or bomb threats. Because of that murders make big news here because of how little it happens. If anyone's curious, my school had 1-2 bomb threats a year between 4th grade-9th grade for me. Heck, my first job had a bomb threat and rubbed at gun point in the same year on my 2nd year of being there.
24:54 childhood memories unlocked
dude, i was the only kid who understand that scene at the first time or what?
@@alexhirokrei nope, i did...
17:15 This literally happened to me today! I went out and someone asked me if I put anything in my hair since I have long curly hair and I honestly just said Shampoo and Conditioner 🤣
you know what's better than LARPing as knights? LARPing as soldiers from WW2 and reenacting the D-Day landings
that ends got me good 😥
1) That story with the frog was so friggin' sweet, awww
2) That laugh is contagious and now I can't stop smiling 😋
Bless the green froggo
last one, almost made me tear up.
3:45 I once had squirrels doing it in my backyard as well 😂😅
I don't know if I'd date the girl, but I sure would try to befriend the Viking father, he sounds awesome!
21:09 only a Florida man would survive this I swear lol
my mom literally has a little bag inside of the backpack she carries around that is just full of every single medication known to man kind and when i get reminded of it’s existence i am just like dang my mom really is getting older
33:44 ahh yes, emojis to react to a story equals flirting 😂
Look... it can be pretty sussy depending on the emojis 😂
I swear to god, big chunk i watch this is just so i can hear Milky Mew's gremlin laugh! xD
I'm not old but I always bring a "bag" full of essentials everywhere I go. Meds, lotion, perfume, snacks, water, money, a little bit of everything based on what I've found to be needed and not had while out and about in the past.
im not addicted to gamble i promisse, i can quit whenever i want (1:14 me fr)
Happy 3years milky, it’s been a pleasure to discover you.
Thank you!! 💙
When I saw the moon drawing I remember the game "to the moon" and now I feel like crying
1:06 that IS men's therapy
The "trapped in Ikea" bit made me think of SCP (they have one that's infinitely bigger on the inside, and the exit teleports), which in turn got the idea from the writer getting lost in Ikea.
As a guy with long hair, back when I was younger I would do the bare minimum with it and that was enough for people to just insist on touching it all the time.
I used Head & Shoulders. My hair was always soft as shit and the girls loved to touch it asking how I did it.
No no, I'm here dor the Viking gurl. The correct response would have been, "what am I allowed to use to do it?"
Keep up the good work Milky
It blows my mind that some people dont know what friendship is anymore
2:30 bro got stuck in scp ''infinite ikea''
4:00 Ironically, that sounds more exciting than some of the side quests we actually got in Insomniac’s SM2
3:00 I have 2nd in command that only takes power if they fail on their own.
hell yea Im working on an Oil Rig. (I recently saw a phycological story driven masterpeice of a horror game based on an oil rig and am deathly afraid of water now)
31:00 When i was young my parent always said i probably a lot of girls with crush on me and that i was probably blind, i always respondend thing like "no way nobody has a crush on me" or "i will notice i always notice"...I WAS fucking blind, like on so many level it's absurd, like a girl once said said that a guy exactly like me and a girl exactly like her kissed in a room exactly like the one we where staying and they both found it good, and my response was "ah ok" just to fucking watch tv totally not reading the signals, and she repeat it like various time, and i was "oh do you know them?" or "what's their name?" She even took my head between her hand and said with now a tone i understand but in that moment no "I think the boy has beutifull blu eye exactly like yours", and to me it was all like "oh cool i want to know them", and it wasn't me being shy i really didn't fucking understan like nothing, and i had a crush on her! And she rightly pouted for like a week after this, and i still didn't understand nothing.
Another time a girl I went to school with and who we split up with after changing schools told me "You know I met a boy, exactly like you, blue eyes hair all the same, even the name and appearance he also has Exactly the same taste in games and such, very nice and interesting, but maybe I'm starting to think he's gay." and deadass my response was "he seems like an interesting guy then will you introduce him to me?" (no I'm not gay, and yes if you're wondering I had a crush on this girl too), and every now and then I think of other slightly less explicit signals than these that make me think about how right my parents were and I was blind, btw I'm 21 now and I've never had a girlfriend until now... every time I remember these anecdotes I die in my soul. AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME I HAVE MANY MEMORIES OF SIMILAR EXPERIENCES.
The "will you introduce him to me" made me spit my drink HAHAHAAH 😭 you'll have more chances, good luck 🙏
Well yesterday I co-hosted a Nerf-event at work. Haven't had so much fun since playing war as a kid. We were four dads and 10+ kids. Loved it!
Edit: Dolph Lundgren is not just a peak physical specimel, but also a civilian chemical engineer. So he basically plays a combination of himself and his older characters in Expendables.😁
Your laugh is contagious 😂
If I were I knight, why would I need therapy?
Another milky mew special!!!
2:26 wait did that help verify that SCP-3008 actually exists?😰
20:54 yes this is actually true, the man was out to buy food for his family, once he was allowed to go home he was barely unable to stand and actually crawled, the day after he passed away (He had heart diseases)
4:45 if that happens you have severe dehydration and you need to drink water before your organs fail.
That last one gonna make me cry
This feels like an appropriate video to tell this story. When I was in 8th grade my buddy was house sitting for someone he knew and he invited me and a girl to hang out at the house. I had never met the girl before, and when I saw her she was smoking hot. We went up to the house and joked around a bit, tended to the dogs, and watched tv. Being the chaos bringer my friend is we ended up chasing each other around the house and at some point I ran into a room to get away. The girl ran in with me and locked the door so my friend couldn’t get in. She then started walking over to me with her hands out saying “get over here boy.” I naturally thought she was joking and ran to the corner of the room screaming and escaped through the door. And 3 years later I can truthfully say I have thought everyday about what could have happened if my 12 year old dumbass could have just went with it. Then she ended up dropping out so I never saw her much after that. She was so god damn hot😢
15:15 bro is already looking up at god and asking "Why, why must you do this to me"
The boxses had me on edge until i saw that it was just the boxses i almost had a heart attack
21:00 weakest florida man is extremely accurate tho lol
I don't want therapy. I want friends who care about me, not people who want to slough me off onto therapists.
7:14 man knows what he wants
Last 2 bringing tears to your eye.
Ima say this now, the one about spam, obviously not a good sign if they start switching platforms, but sometimes I get dreams that hit just a little too close to home and I GOTTA check on the Homies, okay?
10:45 “The bar was so low as to be a tripping hazard in Hell and yet here you are, limbo dancing with the Devil.”
"The bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in Hell..."
@@ABW941 I made no mistakes in my Grammar, and am quoting a Tumblr post. If the Tumblr post was incorrectly quoting a specific line then so be it, but as it stands what I said need not be corrected.
@@phntmthf5505 I thought you were quoting this specific line, leaving out the "tripping hazard" made it less funny, so i thought it would be okay to add the missing line, didnt want to step on your toes.
@@ABW941 fuck, I did misquote
2:22 "If you're having to keep a spreadsheet of anything in your relationship..." A budget. You should absolutely use a spreadsheet for your budget. It helps avoid problems in a good relationship, and helps reveal problems in a bad relationship _sooner._
As a man, being a knight for an afternoon would be more therapeutic than therapy.
I do carry Panadol(paracetamol) with me in my handbag everywhere I go due to getting regular headaches, Ibruprofen too.
My great grandmother had that sign at her pool! My dad loves to tell us about it
walk in an oilrig for 1000 dollars a day? HELL YES
0:20 Hold on, women paint their eyebrows?
I've seen a lot of women with painted eyebrows. I've also seen a few that have tattooed eyebrows.
Most just use a little makeup to make it fuller or give it some shape. However i do know people that just straight up shaved their eyebrows and then paint them every day LOL
youre only just now learning this?
Yes, women will completely remove their eyebrows and draw on new ones. It's NOT a good look.
The Sonic Unleashed music playing when Paris gets brought up
i would still drink it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been researching tactics and how to make guns from nothing in preparation for my time as a post-apocalyptic warlord.
That one about the guy who got contacted by his dead friend's son hit me hard
Thought the title said milky men for a second....
I'm doomed to fail November
Long hair guy here. I can confirm that all it takes is a 2-in-1 bottle to make my hair feel great for 2 days. It's just that shrimple