7 Kids Is A Nightmare. Chelle T - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
  • 7 Kids is a nightmare, or at least it is when you're Chelle T. and your oldest is 35 and your youngest is 15. In this Full Dry Bar Comedy special from Chelle T, Chelle breaks down what it's like to raise 7 children and how to discipline your child when they get out of hand. Whether you're a fan of the TV show The Nanny, or whether you just like good clean comedy, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Chelle T is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 230

  • @intouch8789
    @intouch8789 3 года назад +105

    Lol. Love the down to earth brutal honesty.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌

  • @Panini529
    @Panini529 3 года назад +47

    I wish her special was longer than 17 minutes. She was awesome and hilarious.

  • @jessicaaudate
    @jessicaaudate 3 года назад +100

    She was good. The audience was subpar 🤣🤣🤣

    • @WhatTheKorea
      @WhatTheKorea 3 года назад +3

      I totally agree!

    • @jaymanmason2444
      @jaymanmason2444 3 года назад +1

      It’s probably the first time they’ve seen a black person. So it makes sense. Haha!

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 3 года назад +3

      plot twist she pregnant🤣

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 3 года назад +138

    I remember explaining to my husband after 6 months of marriage: we have magical boxes located in each bathroom and the bedroom called hampers. They're magical because if you put your clothes in them after they're dirty, they will magically wash themselves dry themselves fold themselves or hang themselves up! But the key is they have to be placed IN the magical box NOT on or beside it or anywhere else in the house! I actually took him on a tour of the house and demonstrated the ease of opening the magical boxes LOL.

    • @lorirose4187
      @lorirose4187 3 года назад +12

      Yes I hear you. I told my husband I wish I had a laundry fairy 🧚‍♀️ like you do. Drop clothes 👔👕👖in hamper then they appear clean and folded in your drawers again.

    • @notoriousMAG
      @notoriousMAG 3 года назад +5

      👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 to ∞

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад +2

      To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌

    • @nicholasfrancis8381
      @nicholasfrancis8381 3 года назад +10

      And now you're divorced? Lol
      Everything this woman said about drawers, cupboards and keys is the exact opposite to me.
      To top it off, i put my clothes in the dirty washing basket/hamper. However, the cherry on top is that when the hamper is full or i am low on work clothes, gym clothes or underwear...wait for it, i wash them, in the washing machine that i know how to use, i even hang them in an organised fashion and when they're dry, i know, shut up, you don't believe me whatever. Lol i fold them and put them away in their allocated places. 🤯

    • @jacquelinedavis4955
      @jacquelinedavis4955 3 года назад +4

      @@nicholasfrancis8381 you're a gem my friend I dont mind wash and fold but for Pete's sake put it away

  • @shannonbrice8012
    @shannonbrice8012 3 года назад +123

    Every single time my children told me that hated me and I am ruining their lives, I would look them in the eye and tell them good then I am doing my job! Apprently I was ruining their lives when I wouldn't let them go out at midnight to hang in a store parking lot with 30 other people (at the age of 15).

    • @gigibeauchamp
      @gigibeauchamp 3 года назад +10

      You go Mama!!! I ruined my kids lives the same way! But when one of them told me to "shut up" or called me a "b*+ch" I apologized to God then I had to touch them up if you know what I mean. You know... changed their hair style or fixed that problem with their wisdom teeth LoL

    • @Dachdogoriginal
      @Dachdogoriginal 3 года назад +6

      Horrible parent. Lol.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou 3 года назад +8

      Just say "Oh but I love you so so much and you haven't changed my life at all in any way. It's been a blast every single second of the day, even when you tell me you hate me" with an 🙄. 🤷‍♀️ When they say "I hate you" and you respond with an "I love you" it confuses them in the midst of their anger. Typically you'll just get a scream of high pitched screeching, a slammed door and if they're raised right an "I'm sorry" before dinner or bedtime. Lol

    • @jacquelinedavis4955
      @jacquelinedavis4955 3 года назад +8

      Running other peoples lives is a thankless job

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 3 года назад +54

    I have bought my husband numerous devices, hooks, containers, etc. to help him keep track of his keys...which he _never uses._ Okay, fine. But then, don't come to me, demand I clear everything off of and _out_ of _my desk_ because _you_ can't find _your keys._ And most _certainly_ don't ask to borrow _mine;_ we'll _never_ be able to leave the house at that rate.

    • @notoriousMAG
      @notoriousMAG 3 года назад +5

      👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 to ∞

    • @lorirose4187
      @lorirose4187 3 года назад +5

      I hear ya. Only it was me that couldn’t find my cell. 😂😂

    • @leemartin9156
      @leemartin9156 3 года назад +3

      It is a power thing, manipulating (unless a history of head injury etc). If he likes beer or sex, bribe him Lol. Say Honey, when you put your keys here, I will bring you your beer (or whatever). Try positive reinforcement. If it works, Halleluah. If not, get him a clap on clap off key ring Lol.

    • @notoriousMAG
      @notoriousMAG 3 года назад +1

      @@leemartin9156 😄😄😄

  • @Sarah-mc3hw
    @Sarah-mc3hw 3 года назад +145

    I think she meant “Supernanny”, not “The Nanny” - got me thinking of the 90s sitcom, not Britain’s best discipline queen 😂

    • @cariaus3758
      @cariaus3758 3 года назад +6

      same xd

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou 3 года назад +14

      I know I thought she was talking about the nanny with the nasally voice. Lol until she went in further detail. Lol

    • @DabbleDont
      @DabbleDont 3 года назад +9

      Same here - I'll be hearing Fran Drescher's voice in my head the rest of the day! 😆

    • @ct5951
      @ct5951 3 года назад +4

      Same LOL.

    • @mariewagner5283
      @mariewagner5283 3 года назад +2

      Exactly!

  • @jellybelly7629
    @jellybelly7629 3 года назад +27

    The hot flash thing I’m so there. I’m the only one in Church in the winter with a tank top on and my fan in one hand and ice cold water in the other. A priest asked me in confession if I was ok. I said yeah it’s just satan tryin’ to get me. We both died laughing. God Bless

  • @lorirose4187
    @lorirose4187 3 года назад +51

    She is right on about kids. Shes funny. Love her.

  • @amandacanny
    @amandacanny 3 года назад +7

    "when you gotta have a discussion" 🤣 that and "the devil tap dancing on the back of your neck in a winter coat smoking a cigar" those lines GOT ME 😆😆

  • @DabbleDont
    @DabbleDont 3 года назад +18

    When you said The Nanny, I thought of that old show with Fran Drescher 🤣

  • @annmarie7721
    @annmarie7721 3 года назад +18

    SO FUNNY!! SO RELATABLE !! I laughed out loud all by myself! 🤣😂😅😀😁😃😄😅😆😀

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 3 года назад +14

    B.REASON
    MAN... THIS LADY IS HILARIOUS !!!
    AND I LOVE HER HONESTY !!!!!
    SO GLAD I WAS PRIVILEGED TO WATCH HER.. !!!! GIVES ME HOPE !!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TeacherBeesABCs-123s
    @TeacherBeesABCs-123s 3 года назад +18

    She was awesome and sooo relatable!! Loved it!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @josiahcrane8033
    @josiahcrane8033 3 года назад +35

    Great comedy! She was 13 when she had her first kid. What an amazing woman.

    • @Queendomcruz
      @Queendomcruz 3 года назад +7

      I know right, it takes a lot to have 7 kids come up with material and get on that stage that’s a superwoman to me.

  • @caity9244
    @caity9244 3 года назад +103

    One of us had to go. 😂🤣🤣 Love it.

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 года назад +6

      It's best that way🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrMaziar58
      @MrMaziar58 3 года назад

      Or one of us shouldn't have been here in the first place
      At 48 having a 35 years old!!

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 3 года назад +5

      @@MrMaziar58 Yes, she had her first child at 14. But she learned. And she raised her kids. Most adults can't do that nowadays. Not to mention once all their kids reached adulthood, they adopted three kids. So I think she did okay regardless.

  • @allanyates8978
    @allanyates8978 3 года назад +4

    Love & like are not the same. "I mean shoot i don't like zucchini, but i love to eat."

  • @sallykrouth5714
    @sallykrouth5714 3 года назад +6

    Married fifty years before I had to lay him to rest. Spent the last seven years just missing him. Have wonderful family, grandkids, great grandkids girlfriends to hang out with often.

  • @debs_boho_jungle
    @debs_boho_jungle 3 года назад +5

    Loved her act! Realness funny!

  • @jeanna7851
    @jeanna7851 3 года назад +15

    I love that. .. " I wasn't fat I was over protected"
    I definitely relate to just being hot...

  • @tomorrowmely3624
    @tomorrowmely3624 2 года назад +2

    She is great! I love her energy and personality. Funny in a very relatable way.

  • @deanabennett8461
    @deanabennett8461 3 года назад +14

    My husband refuses to use the dishwasher....really???? And i totally get the hotflashes! And could not imagine raising 7 teenagers. One almost killed me. Shout out to this lady!

  • @quinnieschannel8003
    @quinnieschannel8003 3 года назад +20

    Funny mama and so true 😆

  • @bkind1144
    @bkind1144 3 года назад +14

    Right On Sistah I can relate. Soooooo Funny. Thanks 👏

  • @cB-my5db
    @cB-my5db 3 года назад +6

    She is hilarious!!😂
    Everything she says is true,&she makes it so funn! I truly enjoyed her. & I want to hear more of her!!😄

  • @BT-jz7zn
    @BT-jz7zn 3 года назад +7

    These ladies in Drybar are hilarious ..
    We want to see more of their comedies.

  • @juliawilkinson
    @juliawilkinson 3 года назад +59

    She’s so funny! What’s with the dead crowd lol 😂

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 года назад +3

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @gwenyverreking5565
      @gwenyverreking5565 3 года назад +1

      For real!

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 года назад +3

      She's funny, I laughed out loud in the "overprotected" part, but the comedic flow is a bit slow for my taste...I like comedians with 5 punchlines a minute...she gave one per 5 minutes... Maybe the crowd was like me, everyone has their own cups of coffee...

    • @leemartin9156
      @leemartin9156 3 года назад +3

      IKR! I was sitting here laughing mao. I wish I had been there in person! There was a comedian a long time ago who said he did a show and nobody laughed. He thought he failed miserably until after he overheard a group talking. One said That was the funniest show ever! The others agreed! Stoic people? Maybe she said stuff most thought but never thought anyone else thought it too. Ha ha!

  • @perceptionascending439
    @perceptionascending439 3 года назад +38

    She's funny and speaks the truth XD that's a great comedian

  • @Megan-rr6qg
    @Megan-rr6qg 3 года назад +51

    ‘That ain’t Christ-like’

  • @daniharkness00
    @daniharkness00 3 года назад +12

    My mama and I tell each other all the time when we're argumentative and just need a break from each other. "I love you but I don't like you right now".

  • @deniseabrams7212
    @deniseabrams7212 3 года назад +25

    She speaking facts

  • @CounterCultureWISE
    @CounterCultureWISE 3 года назад +13

    Ooh, she spoke to me! ❤️

  • @franciscorp2748
    @franciscorp2748 3 года назад +38

    she's like my mom doesn't want a single child in her house

    • @patriciaque197
      @patriciaque197 3 года назад +8

      We don't realize what they are up against until we're in the same shoes. My Mom raised 5. I had 1. I don't know how she did it but we do our level best.😄

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀😀🙌🙌🙌

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 3 года назад

      My mom raised 4 of us, 3 grandchildren, and has 1 great grandchild 6 days a week ... until covid hit.
      She's been home alone for a year and is going crazy.

  • @lacyedesouza2144
    @lacyedesouza2144 3 года назад +14

    She was so good. She needs to perform In front of a better audience. They were dry.

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 3 года назад +18

    I feel her on the drawers 😂👍

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 года назад +1

      My son does it too😑. Drawers, cabinets, doors. The fridge AND freezer on occasion

    • @rjchavers9267
      @rjchavers9267 3 года назад +3

      @@jessicaaudate oh my Lord! The fridge and the freezer?! That's potentially an expensive bad habit if you don't catch it in time. I'll keep my situation with cabinets and drawers in better perspective now.

  • @noneya2880
    @noneya2880 3 года назад +36

    This lady doth speak the truth. Lmao

    • @natbc9301
      @natbc9301 3 года назад +3

      Oh my gosh, so funny!!!! And let's be honest, women aren't usually as funny as the guys....but she is hilarious!!!

  • @99northernlands99
    @99northernlands99 3 года назад +3

    Love, love, love Chelle T. Please bring her back.

  • @icykittenlunatic1122
    @icykittenlunatic1122 3 года назад +11

    I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER!! 😜❤️😜

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 3 года назад +10

    *She Know Her Stuff!*
    *Best of Luck to Her*
    🤔🍀💞🍀💞🍀💞🍀😉

  • @zenobiaunknown2668
    @zenobiaunknown2668 3 года назад +11

    Love her!!!!’

  • @sdraper2011
    @sdraper2011 3 года назад +23

    She has perfect teeth.

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 3 года назад +10

    Phenomenal job 👏🏽🙌🏽👌🏽❤

  • @shay4461
    @shay4461 3 года назад +3

    Too funny! Reminds me so much of my best friend. We both are in our 60's now, but she's covering it ALL pretty good! LOL!

  • @dallasl3688
    @dallasl3688 3 года назад +13

    If she's 48 and her oldest child is 35, that means she had her daughter when she was 13...

    • @evilangel2918
      @evilangel2918 3 года назад

      Wow @Dallas L you are *really* *good* at basic subtraction 🙃

  • @StephanieJoRountree
    @StephanieJoRountree 3 года назад +48

    Wow. She had her first child at 13. Do the math. She's quite funny!

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 года назад +12

      Yeah I was shocked...and she turned out great! She must have positive attitude and good people by her side. Married for a long time is such a great achievement and blessings IMO. 👍👍

    • @StephanieJoRountree
      @StephanieJoRountree 3 года назад +5

      @@LadyVoldemort Absolutely
      She is impressive!

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 3 года назад +6

      How sad but she made it.

    • @zigzag7194
      @zigzag7194 3 года назад +1

      I'm sure she said her oldest is 35. And she's 50

    • @StephanieJoRountree
      @StephanieJoRountree 3 года назад +6

      @@zigzag7194 She said she's 48.

  • @lizzy1791
    @lizzy1791 3 года назад +7

    You rock mama! I also have 7 kids! ❤️

  • @timokimm
    @timokimm 3 года назад +2

    I have 7 kids myself, can confirm. ages 6 - 21. fully agreed on all points

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 3 года назад +7

    Holy crap she one my new faves 😆 Laughed so dang hard LOL😂

  • @patriciaque197
    @patriciaque197 3 года назад +9

    🤣🤣🤣I look back now and call it my Lizzie Bordon Decade and it was something no other woman ever addressed with me...we talk about everything else...let the cat out of the bag so we know we can prepare for battle against ourselves and gratefully limp to the other side. 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @taoren7796
    @taoren7796 3 года назад +11

    Relatable. Hilarious!!

  • @gigibeauchamp
    @gigibeauchamp 3 года назад +5

    She is AWESOME!!!

  • @lizzieempey2220
    @lizzieempey2220 3 года назад +13

    This made me so happy 😂

  • @carlia5615
    @carlia5615 3 года назад +26

    I had to like just from the title.

  • @judahsdaughter5806
    @judahsdaughter5806 3 года назад +8

    Nice humor!😄

  • @Reyd_01
    @Reyd_01 3 года назад +3

    What a great set! She seems nervous though...would like to see her with a better audience or when she's more relaxed.

  • @jodygreen6239
    @jodygreen6239 3 года назад +3

    Love the keys bit! I tell everyone in my family when they ask me where their stuff is that its in the place you last left it!

    • @monkeyz240
      @monkeyz240 3 года назад

      My stepdad who lived to be as obnoxious as humanly possible always said “it’ll be in the last place you look” lol

  • @ZephLovesU
    @ZephLovesU 3 года назад +5

    The overprotective part sent me😂😂 she’s rly good w her deliveries

  • @shadrickthegreat8241
    @shadrickthegreat8241 2 года назад

    "I didn't need that money, anyway!"😂🤣😂🤦🏿‍♂️ She did a great, clean set. Very funny Lady. Chelle T is on her Way 💯❤️

  • @Z03yw0wy
    @Z03yw0wy 3 года назад +2

    She is one of my favorite comedians now

  • @SuperChannel777
    @SuperChannel777 3 года назад +4

    Real talk!

  • @ohillbilly
    @ohillbilly 3 года назад +12

    Wait till ya hit yer 60's. :-)

  • @mymothersdiva
    @mymothersdiva 3 года назад +7

    I am past there, but I sure do identify. She is funny, and factual 🤣 .

  • @cecilia7259
    @cecilia7259 3 года назад +3

    I totally agree with her! If my kid at any age came and hit me, slapped me, etc.? Comercial. Yeah.

  • @vladimirenlow4388
    @vladimirenlow4388 3 года назад +2

    My grandmother raised seven kids. She herself was one of seven kids, and she married a man who was also one of seven kids. None of Granny's kids dared match that number, probably because they understood what it would be like.

  • @helenwhite1748
    @helenwhite1748 3 года назад +2

    may god bless you I can't say enough thank for making me laugh

  • @jackiestevenson8926
    @jackiestevenson8926 Год назад +1

    "But I was raised on gangsta rap." LMFAO I tell my kids that all the time

  • @pamelamello1188
    @pamelamello1188 3 года назад +6

    she is so funny i enjoyed her

  • @queenpjj
    @queenpjj 3 года назад +4

    Love her!

  • @lisawright4574
    @lisawright4574 Год назад

    Super Funny, you have made my Sunday morning......now off to Church!!

  • @latanafowler7136
    @latanafowler7136 3 года назад +2

    So funny~!

  • @willmallory9085
    @willmallory9085 3 года назад +3

    Bravo!

  • @rubiesmilo7128
    @rubiesmilo7128 3 года назад +1

    I love her. I can so relate.

  • @jadealise5154
    @jadealise5154 3 года назад +3

    She is hilarious!!

  • @larrylane9872
    @larrylane9872 3 года назад +2

    Great show Chelle!!😀

  • @lujainalshami2073
    @lujainalshami2073 3 года назад +4

    She's hilarious! I don't understand the dead crowd

  • @Crimsontiger133
    @Crimsontiger133 3 года назад +6

    Yeah I didn't speak back to my moms cause she'd give me one to the chest and let me gasp for air for a bit. Needless to say I was not a problem child after that.

  • @treectrice9180
    @treectrice9180 3 года назад +1

    I loved her set

  • @dk2614
    @dk2614 3 года назад +5

    Funny Lady!

  • @dwightarmer1964
    @dwightarmer1964 3 года назад +2

    Yeah, clap. LOL

  • @waheedamohammed6989
    @waheedamohammed6989 3 года назад

    Bless you, I have 5 kids. My oldest is 35& youngest is 14.

  • @natbc9301
    @natbc9301 3 года назад +1

    I laughed out loud so many times!

  • @davinreeves
    @davinreeves 3 года назад +2

    Girl, you kilt it! 👍

  • @reginap7688
    @reginap7688 3 года назад +5

    ... Commercial! 😂😂😂😂

  • @helenwhite1748
    @helenwhite1748 3 года назад +2

    your awesome and haliourous thanks for making me laugh

  • @dark_--_anonymous4811
    @dark_--_anonymous4811 3 года назад +6

    pretty good

  • @AhaItsMarii
    @AhaItsMarii 3 года назад +4

    'Now I watch snapped for inspiration'

  • @lararomont8348
    @lararomont8348 3 года назад +2

    I wanna watch her uncensored comedy on her family. I think she held back for Provo bc the crowd was a bit dead.

  • @ayricaLC
    @ayricaLC 3 года назад +1

    The pee joke is hilarious and real🤣

  • @H.P.Blavatsky
    @H.P.Blavatsky 3 года назад +3

    She’s too cute 🤩🤩

  • @reehanataj2208
    @reehanataj2208 3 года назад +1

    She's hilarious! Somof it is quite dark!

  • @yoshiki.g1450
    @yoshiki.g1450 3 года назад +3

    Her oldest is 35? What? She looks like 35 herself.

  • @CaptMoo
    @CaptMoo 3 года назад +3

    Tough crowd

  • @mannygotdahits6534
    @mannygotdahits6534 3 года назад +3

    Its true...I cant find anything.

  • @beckybrynjolfsson
    @beckybrynjolfsson Год назад +1

    OK let's do some math ---She said her oldest child is 35 and she just turned 48 soooo that means she had her first child when she was 13 years old!!!!

  • @sharronkin2636
    @sharronkin2636 2 года назад

    Hell yeah B. You need a better crowd. But you were spot on.

  • @jtjjbannie
    @jtjjbannie 3 года назад +4

    I have 4 kids.

  • @karincerstvik3840
    @karincerstvik3840 3 года назад

    I have both shrunk 3 inches AND now have difficulty getting back up from a crouch withou help. I got one of those grabbers that helps reach things high and low. Squeeze the grip, and I'm good to go.

  • @domb2NY
    @domb2NY 3 года назад +1

    Funny and clean. I may give that weight loss suggestion a try to lose 20 lbs 🤣

  • @FigaroHey
    @FigaroHey 3 года назад +2

    Eat whole-food, plant based, no animal products & nothing processed: NO menopause symptoms.

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 3 года назад

    I used to tell some of these exact jokes at work when strangers- I mean customers asked about my children.