“I Look Like a Senator’s Nephew” - Andy Haynes - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • Andy Haynes remembers being broke, discusses “The E! True Hollywood Story” of Heidi Klum and explains why he smokes a lot of weed.
    Original airdate: June 14, 2013
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Комментарии • 281

  • @morganleavitt8053
    @morganleavitt8053 Год назад +286

    Love that Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets again! It gives really good comedians an extra chance to be seen again.

    • @sfurules
      @sfurules Год назад +8

      Just discovered this guy....he's like....deceivingly hilarious? Does that make sense?

    • @AP-xw5px
      @AP-xw5px Год назад +2

      @@sfurules yea actually, the way he turned the homeless thing around 😹

    • @maddiew1978
      @maddiew1978 Год назад +4

      Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets for the ad revenue because no one watches cable television anymore. I like your spirit, though.

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 Год назад +2

      He did a set for don't tell comedy that's funny af

  • @genevievegreene1595
    @genevievegreene1595 Год назад +94

    At first glance I thought he looked like the president on Scandal 😂

  • @brainiakuniversity
    @brainiakuniversity Год назад +6

    “Thai food?!” 😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but that line sent me 💀

  • @kanisharichardson4507
    @kanisharichardson4507 Год назад +30

    Don't even try it I'm native American and I laughed so hard I almost choked😂🎉😅

  • @PixelatedSlag
    @PixelatedSlag Год назад +33

    "You get into a hotel and you just wanna try stuff you saw on the internet"
    *One random girls voice* "YEAH!"
    🤣🤣

    • @swampsprite9
      @swampsprite9 8 месяцев назад

      I don't get the joke.

    • @tedkaczynskiFC
      @tedkaczynskiFC Месяц назад

      ​@@swampsprite9Damn. I dont if i should be sad or envy you right now 😅

  • @Steven_Grey
    @Steven_Grey Год назад +48

    He's like a nicer Daniel Tosh, love it

  • @samuelkernohan267
    @samuelkernohan267 Год назад +128

    I can remember watching this guys stand up years ago about his disfunctionality in relations ships, so it’s pretty cool hearing him now being married. Great set!

    • @christinegelabert1651
      @christinegelabert1651 Год назад +10

      Now...he's got me wondering IF his new wife IS the gf he brought from Seattle OR a new gf he'd met here later on yk?

    • @margaretcaldwell903
      @margaretcaldwell903 Год назад +2

      New

    • @mimio008
      @mimio008 Год назад +7

      His wife is comedian Rosebud Baker

    • @MikeHatchellComedy
      @MikeHatchellComedy 10 месяцев назад

      When this originally came out, this was not his current wife. This was that poor lady who died in a tsunami of dicks.

    • @namenullvoid
      @namenullvoid 2 месяца назад +1

      This is 2003 before that

  • @Kerrviii
    @Kerrviii Год назад +9

    The AA advice at 19:00 is Fucking spot on. I swear, just get a therapist and good medication. Lmao

  • @jessekonrad4635
    @jessekonrad4635 Год назад +34

    Anyone feel like this is what Dennis Reynolds’s would sound like if he did stand up?

    • @jumb0shr1mp6
      @jumb0shr1mp6 Месяц назад

      Yes but just with Darker Humor 😅😅

  • @kaeyravelez
    @kaeyravelez Год назад +15

    The mushrooms joke had be dying because when I go camping I feel like I'm one with the tree 🌳

  • @Kerrviii
    @Kerrviii Год назад +43

    It’s rare that I find a comedian that I search for more from! This guys GREAT! 🎉

    • @bananafriel
      @bananafriel Год назад +2

      same!!!

    • @greenwoodorganics4681
      @greenwoodorganics4681 Год назад

      you'll like Sean Lock in case you haven't heard of him, James Acaster and Phil Wang also have some really smart stuff like this :)

  • @GawdsNectar
    @GawdsNectar Год назад +31

    You had me at "a hummer fueled by native American tears" ❤

  • @Animefanaticcc
    @Animefanaticcc Год назад +38

    I’d lowkey pay for a video of you and Taylor Tomlinson doing a colab. Love both y’all’s comedy! 😂

  • @jasminewebster1415
    @jasminewebster1415 Год назад +6

    Weed joke was literally spot on lmao and Can say the same for L$D

  • @lupo3694
    @lupo3694 Год назад +24

    As an Austrian I want to clarify that Heidi Klum is from Germany.

    • @BilalKhan-yg9jc
      @BilalKhan-yg9jc Месяц назад

      Weird He didn't know that with a last name like Haynes! 😁

  • @TracedaBassman
    @TracedaBassman Год назад +1

    “It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I’m no fortunate son.”

  • @mason96575
    @mason96575 Год назад +22

    It's amazing it has already been 10 years since he did this!

  • @anothermike4825
    @anothermike4825 Год назад +17

    That gentrification of hell is a great joke! Congrats on the special!

  • @nokiahmotorz01
    @nokiahmotorz01 Год назад +26

    I didn't realise how long its been since I heard "I hate my partner" comedy until I watched this

    • @bugsbunny517
      @bugsbunny517 Год назад +6

      They're not together anymore, he's married to someone else now, if that helps

    • @otherwords1375
      @otherwords1375 Год назад +8

      Feels dated. This is from 10 years ago, and that sort of humor shows how much time has passed. It's no longer in style.

    • @nokiahmotorz01
      @nokiahmotorz01 Год назад +1

      @@otherwords1375 Ah that explains a lot. Thank you

    • @nokiahmotorz01
      @nokiahmotorz01 Год назад

      @@bugsbunny517 just an observation really but that does provide context

  • @Sheniecee
    @Sheniecee Год назад +5

    Bro…. I’m literally making magic mushroom mash potatoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOKED UP SOOOO FAST

  • @AnimeLover-ct6fz
    @AnimeLover-ct6fz Год назад +1

    Oh, Boots is here to make the room smell different....HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza 2 месяца назад +1

    Okay the gentrification joke was brilliant

  • @nickiwelch3805
    @nickiwelch3805 Год назад +5

    Why does he remind me so much of Benedict Cumberbatch 😂

  • @nathandessalegne3970
    @nathandessalegne3970 Год назад +26

    Style is definitely unique/refreshing, and for some reason the topics have a Daniel Tosh vibe to them which is also awesome

    • @Mattfreeman89
      @Mattfreeman89 Год назад +1

      Bro is doing his best Daniel tosh. I'm kinda face blind so I had to double check it wasn't him. Not a bad thing, I'm enjoying every second so far. It just feels like maybe he was influenced by him cause their styles are very similar.

  • @PerChristianFrankplads
    @PerChristianFrankplads 3 месяца назад

    Really a unique talent - brilliant jokes and excellent delivery here.

  • @sirsquiggles1584
    @sirsquiggles1584 Год назад +5

    0:50 I was at a 7-11 and this guy kept coming in and buying $20 scratch-offs and losing. He came back in like three times to buy new ones, each time he kept bitching about how "Biden's taxes" were killing him...

  • @Lucidvisionkennels
    @Lucidvisionkennels Год назад +16

    A lost prince 😂😂😂

    • @rickhesse2981
      @rickhesse2981 Год назад +5

      they should make that the title 😅

  • @urbnctrl
    @urbnctrl Год назад +5

    Lmao this guy has a very great comedic angle I love it. Need to get on that Europe tour ASAP! WE LOVE THIS KIND OF SHARP HUMOR HERE!

  • @fabricator.seattle
    @fabricator.seattle 10 месяцев назад

    Andy Haynes is one of the best ever to do it.

  • @carlottahadnott7876
    @carlottahadnott7876 Год назад +8

    I'm broke like a branch😂😂😂😂but I got 8th row center stage tickets to see EL DEBARGE 😂😂😂now my ramen noodles are boiling 😂😂😂💋

  • @hawaiapril
    @hawaiapril Год назад

    So funny!!
    (definitely maxed out using the word “like” 😂.. it’s the new “umm”).

  • @AbbasIdris
    @AbbasIdris Год назад +7

    10:00 He's making fun of models but he himself looks a like a typical male model that came out of a stock photo! 😂😂😂😂

  • @SerendipityRoad
    @SerendipityRoad Год назад +4

    Heidi Klum is not from Austria, she is from Germany.

  • @hamm0155
    @hamm0155 2 месяца назад

    I brought a girlfriend to NYC! His joke was perfect 🤣 … and I’m still drinking warm beer to this day! 😢

  • @Eyrie007
    @Eyrie007 Год назад +34

    This guy has some great timing.

    • @stoopid_2984
      @stoopid_2984 Год назад

      i assume he learned it all from daniel tosh, anthony jeselnik, and tony hinchcliffe. which isn’t a knock by any means.

  • @artisticagi
    @artisticagi Год назад +7

    As a Nigerian I appreciated this joke. 10:45 likely the only one tho I did this much

  • @edagbing
    @edagbing 5 месяцев назад

    This guy doesn't hold back , keep it up

  • @joebine6644
    @joebine6644 Год назад +1

    that was really excellent from start to finish!

  • @Ifiwasanoscarmeyer
    @Ifiwasanoscarmeyer Год назад +1

    Doing a deep dive on andy, hilarious 😆

  • @alexfontaine6233
    @alexfontaine6233 11 месяцев назад

    that model joke 😂

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB Год назад

    6:30 bros tryna remake snowpiercer 😂

  • @duethyme
    @duethyme Год назад +19

    That was awesome dude!! Hope to see more of this guy from now on

  • @safwatnuman4297
    @safwatnuman4297 Год назад +141

    Lmao! Dude REALLY hates being broke! Super funny set but he also sounds like he’s trying to make friends with rich Republicans.😅

    • @Realizinq
      @Realizinq Год назад

      Sounds like a libtard type

    • @alexandrae5346
      @alexandrae5346 Год назад +13

      He's literally a liberal but he generally keeps his political jokes where even idiots who don't like anything intelligent can laugh.

    • @Junebug787
      @Junebug787 Год назад +6

      It ain’t that serious

  • @PreludeDude
    @PreludeDude Год назад +31

    I like this guy he has Daniel tosh vibes.

    • @hieromalo4147
      @hieromalo4147 Год назад +1

      Yes! This needs more likes,yo.

    • @david33mtrb
      @david33mtrb Год назад +1

      Except that Daniel Tosh is actually funny… 🤔

    • @nickiwelch3805
      @nickiwelch3805 Год назад +1

      I think it's his voice... I hear it too 😂

  • @ABoredTroll
    @ABoredTroll 2 месяца назад

    This guy is hilarious.😂

  • @Senpai12k
    @Senpai12k Год назад +4

    There are netflix specials out there that didn't make me laugh as hard as this. Bravo!!

  • @tylern1394
    @tylern1394 Год назад +16

    not sure if dunking on homeless people is the move but hey what do i know? im not a broke 30 year old in new york!

    • @BilalKhan-yg9jc
      @BilalKhan-yg9jc Месяц назад

      He robbed his wife, so not sure He's worried about making fun of the homeless.

  • @alanevans6482
    @alanevans6482 Месяц назад

    my spirit animal

  • @billyin4c514
    @billyin4c514 Год назад +11

    Andy is a real talent, he may be the descendant of a fruity English aristocrat, but he's a real talent.

  • @casidollfacekilla1067
    @casidollfacekilla1067 Год назад +8

    Loved your set. We need more of you

  • @cptdaddy-gc7ks
    @cptdaddy-gc7ks Год назад +1

    this man is dennis reynolds of new york

  • @misoguapo2946
    @misoguapo2946 Год назад +27

    I saw this guy at the comedy cellar at the Rio in Vegas. He was fucking hilarious! Congrats on the special 🙏🏽

    • @N3ur0m4nc3r
      @N3ur0m4nc3r Год назад +1

      When did you see him? This is from CC Presents: the Half Hour. Season 2 orginally aired 2013.

    • @misoguapo2946
      @misoguapo2946 Год назад

      @@N3ur0m4nc3r I think 2019

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Год назад

      I was robbed at gunpoint in Rio 😭

  • @tyler5027
    @tyler5027 Год назад +4

    Haha. This just got better and better. Nice work!

  • @carlottahadnott7876
    @carlottahadnott7876 Год назад +4

    Not BOOTS😂😂😂😂😂

  • @julianamaris1164
    @julianamaris1164 Год назад

    New York already has girlfriends got me good laughing out loud at work

  • @maychefdecuisine2284
    @maychefdecuisine2284 Год назад +3

    Oh god, you are a senator's nephew, aren't you?

    • @JaysMissingKidney
      @JaysMissingKidney Год назад +2

      He ended up married to a senator's daughter. They both are not funny and insufferable.

  • @ScholarlyAmbitions
    @ScholarlyAmbitions Год назад +7

    Studies religion hates homeless racist "enviromental conscience" thinks like a senators nephew too.

    • @BilalKhan-yg9jc
      @BilalKhan-yg9jc Месяц назад

      He also robbed his wife. You can report him to the cops for that.

  • @stewarthowell6781
    @stewarthowell6781 Год назад

    I seriously thought this was Daniel Tosh for a while, and finally looked down at the video title.

  • @TheJessicahammerly
    @TheJessicahammerly Год назад +5

    Looks like he could be Seth Meyers little cousin or something..

  • @jlira01
    @jlira01 Год назад +20

    Great set 💯💯

  • @i_jetlag
    @i_jetlag 5 месяцев назад

    Why did this guy not have a dozen videos show up when I searched his name?

  • @digital_matt
    @digital_matt Год назад

    nephew of a senator, son of glenn howerton

  • @vplaza73
    @vplaza73 Год назад +1

    A hammer & a four loco 😜🤣😂

  • @slyrhythm6471
    @slyrhythm6471 Год назад

    Thank you

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Год назад +2

    He does look like a Romney descendant.

  • @robertwagner8712
    @robertwagner8712 3 месяца назад +3

    Bro needs to write .

  • @Sekii1994
    @Sekii1994 Год назад +2

    Liked the entire gig. I just wonder why he made Heidi Austrian.. 🤔

  • @DiskJockeyFernyyy
    @DiskJockeyFernyyy Год назад +12

    News flash he’s the warm beer

  • @dsoul1305
    @dsoul1305 Год назад +1

    I finally can't take anymore at the proposal. Urghh

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Год назад +11

    This was filmed in 2013. I really like Andy, I like his comedy, and I’m a fan of his _current_ wife, Rosebud Baker. He definitely harbors some resentment for whatever poor woman he was married to here, I think plenty of the misogyny in this set can be chalked up to that- which is still not great. I get the sense that he has a lot of anger that he buries, it probably came out when he drank (yikes) and it likely has nowhere else to go otherwise. He seems much happier and more evolved now, but if he doesn’t deal with that misplaced anger (that’s probably just buried under the gleeful self acceptance we get from new love) it’s going to eat him, and whoever is near him, alive.
    Why can’t I just watch the funny man and not care why he is sad? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @eskeletoallah8132
      @eskeletoallah8132 Год назад +8

      Wow way to play comment section psychologist. And what you call misogyny comedians refer to as “jokes”.

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg Год назад +2

      @@eskeletoallah8132 cool comment. Thanks for explaining that for me 😘

    • @CJ-lr4uq
      @CJ-lr4uq Год назад +5

      @@rainbomg You have issues.

    • @HeismanHerbo
      @HeismanHerbo Год назад +3

      @@CJ-lr4uq major issues

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Год назад

      @@eskeletoallah8132 Jokes can be misogynistic, genius.

  • @dustybryan91
    @dustybryan91 Год назад +5

    This guy has me laughing

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Год назад +1

      I think that's his goal

  • @itsdaeyonglim
    @itsdaeyonglim 29 дней назад

    Man, hes really funny

  • @MsCarotty
    @MsCarotty Год назад

    About the class in trains thing, idk if it existed in other cities but Paris' subway had a class system until like the 70s

  • @romainecalm1108
    @romainecalm1108 Год назад +1

    Would have been a very entertaining pastor😂

  • @NocturnalNinja
    @NocturnalNinja Год назад +1

    This dude is the friend you would pay so y’all can hangout with just a overall good time killer

  • @LiTLflor
    @LiTLflor 4 месяца назад

    A hammer and a four loko lol

  • @trisbreezydc2
    @trisbreezydc2 Год назад +12

    Damnnn i didnt want this to end😂😂

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee Год назад +2

    She'll repay that ring with years of emotional labor, time, psychological resources, and physical health. 🤷

  • @HumanValor
    @HumanValor Год назад

    Love Andy. Unique style.
    Go veg people.

  • @e.pluribusunum7916
    @e.pluribusunum7916 Год назад +1

    I don't know how this ended up in my recommendations but WTF is wrong with you for laughing at jokes like "I would drive a Hummer powered by Native American tears"?

  • @mantonsen
    @mantonsen Год назад

    "After 10 years on the New York subway, I would drive a Hummer powered by Native American tears!" 😆

  • @LotusCordova
    @LotusCordova Год назад +1

    Really good set! 👍👍

  • @00MetaHunter00
    @00MetaHunter00 Год назад +2

    Funny stuff. Very funny stuff. But why am I getting American Psycho vibes?

  • @BenLymanO_o
    @BenLymanO_o Год назад +1

    Thank you algorithm for this

  • @timbuckley321
    @timbuckley321 Год назад +2

    That was banger set for sure

  • @dsoul1305
    @dsoul1305 Год назад +4

    He talking about how it seems unfair that now men do all the job to get a wife should show why. But he really means it. Oh buddy. I guess the car moved on native's tears says it all.

  • @raystaar
    @raystaar Год назад +56

    Any comic who rifs on the homeless on vegans...I'm sorry. Life is too short. I think this guy IS a senator's nephew.

    • @david33mtrb
      @david33mtrb Год назад +2

      Or more likely, a senator’s disowned nephew! 🥴

    • @MattB_138
      @MattB_138 Год назад +13

      Or more likely.. someone has no sense of humor bc ANYTHING can be funny 🤣

    • @JediGuy1000
      @JediGuy1000 Год назад +5

      Life is too short for a 10 second joke? Just words man

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Год назад +3

      @@MattB_138 Aw, can't handle someone that doesn't have the same sense of humor you do? Are you made of porcelain? Chin up, sport.

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii Год назад

      I didn’t read any of the replies. You’re right.

  • @kevincurth3238
    @kevincurth3238 Год назад +2

    dude this guy is hilarious

  • @pgkhan3858
    @pgkhan3858 Год назад +5

    😂😂😂 he’s so offensive. I love him

  • @vernonskillmatic2507
    @vernonskillmatic2507 Год назад +1

    "Guys we used to get dowries, what happened?" Wait until he hears bout African Dowries 😂

  • @ChuckNorris-ul8mf
    @ChuckNorris-ul8mf Год назад

    They give you a hammer and a four locko and turn out the lights that's a free ride

  • @Closenoug
    @Closenoug Год назад +3

    Ok he was funny fr 😂

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme Год назад

    Enjoyed your video and I gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @Ljhujdvfv
    @Ljhujdvfv Год назад

    gold

  • @lelshera
    @lelshera Год назад +5

    👏👍 loved every joke!

  • @maxxgallo
    @maxxgallo Год назад

    This was good

  • @ClintonChelak
    @ClintonChelak Год назад +8

    I feel just as sad for him as I find him funny.

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg Год назад +5

      This- I know this is from 2013 and he’s in a new relationship now, and a lot of his bitterness you can see comes from pain, but dang. He’s got some demons he needs to work out. Still, I laughed out loud a lot throughout this set. His new lady, Rosebud Baker, is also a comic and she’s really good, but based on her comedy she’s been with abusive guys in the past. I hope they are both getting the help they need.

  • @maddiew1978
    @maddiew1978 Год назад

    Rosebud Baker's husband was so cute

  • @MichaelLasotaMusic
    @MichaelLasotaMusic Год назад +2

    I got married without a diamond ring. Not that hard if it's actual love

    • @kanisharichardson4507
      @kanisharichardson4507 Год назад

      I got mine later down the line❤
      I said I do in my grandmother's living room❤❤❤
      UPS and Downs will come but commitment last forever when you pick yours make sure it's the one you really want or 13 years deep married for almost 12🎉🎉🎉

  • @N3ur0m4nc3r
    @N3ur0m4nc3r Год назад +3

    Andy looks like a senetors nephew... In-law.