“I Look Like a Senator’s Nephew” - Andy Haynes - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2023
- Andy Haynes remembers being broke, discusses “The E! True Hollywood Story” of Heidi Klum and explains why he smokes a lot of weed.
Original airdate: June 14, 2013
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Love that Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets again! It gives really good comedians an extra chance to be seen again.
Just discovered this guy....he's like....deceivingly hilarious? Does that make sense?
@@sfurules yea actually, the way he turned the homeless thing around 😹
Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets for the ad revenue because no one watches cable television anymore. I like your spirit, though.
He did a set for don't tell comedy that's funny af
At first glance I thought he looked like the president on Scandal 😂
Yyyyyooooo #aaaaayyyyyy #LETSGO 😂😂😂😂😂
21:32
The character Fitzgerald Grant! That’s gotta be the most Presidential name of all time!
Yeah. I see it.
Don't even try it I'm native American and I laughed so hard I almost choked😂🎉😅
As an Austrian I want to clarify that Heidi Klum is from Germany.
"You get into a hotel and you just wanna try stuff you saw on the internet"
*One random girls voice* "YEAH!"
🤣🤣
I don't get the joke.
I can remember watching this guys stand up years ago about his disfunctionality in relations ships, so it’s pretty cool hearing him now being married. Great set!
Now...he's got me wondering IF his new wife IS the gf he brought from Seattle OR a new gf he'd met here later on yk?
New
His wife is comedian Rosebud Baker
When this originally came out, this was not his current wife. This was that poor lady who died in a tsunami of dicks.
He's like a nicer Daniel Tosh, love it
Anyone feel like this is what Dennis Reynolds’s would sound like if he did stand up?
The AA advice at 19:00 is Fucking spot on. I swear, just get a therapist and good medication. Lmao
“Thai food?!” 😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but that line sent me 💀
He looks like his side Hussle is being a stand in for Anders of Workaholics and Denis from Always Sunny
It’s rare that I find a comedian that I search for more from! This guys GREAT! 🎉
same!!!
you'll like Sean Lock in case you haven't heard of him, James Acaster and Phil Wang also have some really smart stuff like this :)
I’d lowkey pay for a video of you and Taylor Tomlinson doing a colab. Love both y’all’s comedy! 😂
Just him.
I love this idea!
It's amazing it has already been 10 years since he did this!
The mushrooms joke had be dying because when I go camping I feel like I'm one with the tree 🌳
You had me at "a hummer fueled by native American tears" ❤
A lost prince 😂😂😂
they should make that the title 😅
not sure if dunking on homeless people is the move but hey what do i know? im not a broke 30 year old in new york!
Weed joke was literally spot on lmao and Can say the same for L$D
That gentrification of hell is a great joke! Congrats on the special!
Loved your set. We need more of you
Style is definitely unique/refreshing, and for some reason the topics have a Daniel Tosh vibe to them which is also awesome
Bro is doing his best Daniel tosh. I'm kinda face blind so I had to double check it wasn't him. Not a bad thing, I'm enjoying every second so far. It just feels like maybe he was influenced by him cause their styles are very similar.
Watching all this guys videos. He’s so funny!
that was really excellent from start to finish!
Lmao this guy has a very great comedic angle I love it. Need to get on that Europe tour ASAP! WE LOVE THIS KIND OF SHARP HUMOR HERE!
That was awesome dude!! Hope to see more of this guy from now on
Why does he remind me so much of Benedict Cumberbatch 😂
Me too!!
Heidi Klum is not from Austria, she is from Germany.
I didn't realise how long its been since I heard "I hate my partner" comedy until I watched this
They're not together anymore, he's married to someone else now, if that helps
Feels dated. This is from 10 years ago, and that sort of humor shows how much time has passed. It's no longer in style.
@@otherwords1375 Ah that explains a lot. Thank you
@@bugsbunny517 just an observation really but that does provide context
This guy has some great timing.
i assume he learned it all from daniel tosh, anthony jeselnik, and tony hinchcliffe. which isn’t a knock by any means.
So funny!!
(definitely maxed out using the word “like” 😂.. it’s the new “umm”).
Oh, Boots is here to make the room smell different....HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Andy Haynes is one of the best ever to do it.
Wonderfully crafted set. All hail the shrooms.
I'm broke like a branch😂😂😂😂but I got 8th row center stage tickets to see EL DEBARGE 😂😂😂now my ramen noodles are boiling 😂😂😂💋
Doing a deep dive on andy, hilarious 😆
Haha. This just got better and better. Nice work!
that model joke 😂
Andy looks like a senetors nephew... In-law.
6:30 bros tryna remake snowpiercer 😂
“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I’m no fortunate son.”
There are netflix specials out there that didn't make me laugh as hard as this. Bravo!!
I like this guy he has Daniel tosh vibes.
Yes! This needs more likes,yo.
Except that Daniel Tosh is actually funny… 🤔
I think it's his voice... I hear it too 😂
Bro…. I’m literally making magic mushroom mash potatoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOKED UP SOOOO FAST
How u holdin out so far bro?
haha
@@ScottyFang epic
As a Nigerian I appreciated this joke. 10:45 likely the only one tho I did this much
I saw this guy at the comedy cellar at the Rio in Vegas. He was fucking hilarious! Congrats on the special 🙏🏽
When did you see him? This is from CC Presents: the Half Hour. Season 2 orginally aired 2013.
@@N3ur0m4nc3r I think 2019
I was robbed at gunpoint in Rio 😭
New York already has girlfriends got me good laughing out loud at work
Thank you
That was banger set for sure
About the class in trains thing, idk if it existed in other cities but Paris' subway had a class system until like the 70s
A hammer & a four loco 😜🤣😂
Really good set! 👍👍
Not BOOTS😂😂😂😂😂
Andy is a real talent, he may be the descendant of a fruity English aristocrat, but he's a real talent.
Oh god, you are a senator's nephew, aren't you?
He ended up married to a senator's daughter. They both are not funny and insufferable.
Great set 💯💯
I seriously thought this was Daniel Tosh for a while, and finally looked down at the video title.
This guy has me laughing
I think that's his goal
Liked the entire gig. I just wonder why he made Heidi Austrian.. 🤔
I finally can't take anymore at the proposal. Urghh
dude this guy is hilarious
Reminds me of Daniel tosh’s stand up style
Love Andy. Unique style.
Go veg people.
He does look like a Romney descendant.
this man is dennis reynolds of new york
Would have been a very entertaining pastor😂
nephew of a senator, son of glenn howerton
gold
This guy gets it
10/1❤
Looks like he could be Seth Meyers little cousin or something..
Rosebud Baker's husband was so cute
They give you a hammer and a four locko and turn out the lights that's a free ride
Enjoyed your video and I gave it a Thumbs Up
👏👍 loved every joke!
0:50 I was at a 7-11 and this guy kept coming in and buying $20 scratch-offs and losing. He came back in like three times to buy new ones, each time he kept bitching about how "Biden's taxes" were killing him...
Lmao! Dude REALLY hates being broke! Super funny set but he also sounds like he’s trying to make friends with rich Republicans.😅
Sounds like a libtard type
He's literally a liberal but he generally keeps his political jokes where even idiots who don't like anything intelligent can laugh.
It ain’t that serious
Funny stuff. Very funny stuff. But why am I getting American Psycho vibes?
Damnnn i didnt want this to end😂😂
that was a great set!!
😂😮 yep
THE IMPLICATION
He’s good
Funny!!!
Phenom
Killed it 😅
😂😂😂😂😂
Ok he was funny fr 😂
This was good
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 Fantastic 😂😂😂
Funny
Bringing the girlfriend to n y hysterical.
Studies religion hates homeless racist "enviromental conscience" thinks like a senators nephew too.
10:00 He's making fun of models but he himself looks a like a typical male model that came out of a stock photo! 😂😂😂😂
This dude is the friend you would pay so y’all can hangout with just a overall good time killer
Psychedelicz
pretty good stand up
Thank you algorithm for this
😂😂😂
He's right you never take sand to the beach.