“I Look Like a Senator’s Nephew” - Andy Haynes - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- Andy Haynes remembers being broke, discusses “The E! True Hollywood Story” of Heidi Klum and explains why he smokes a lot of weed.
Original airdate: June 14, 2013
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Love that Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets again! It gives really good comedians an extra chance to be seen again.
Just discovered this guy....he's like....deceivingly hilarious? Does that make sense?
@@sfurules yea actually, the way he turned the homeless thing around 😹
Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets for the ad revenue because no one watches cable television anymore. I like your spirit, though.
He did a set for don't tell comedy that's funny af
At first glance I thought he looked like the president on Scandal 😂
Yyyyyooooo #aaaaayyyyyy #LETSGO 😂😂😂😂😂
21:32
The character Fitzgerald Grant! That’s gotta be the most Presidential name of all time!
Yeah. I see it.
“Thai food?!” 😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but that line sent me 💀
Don't even try it I'm native American and I laughed so hard I almost choked😂🎉😅
"You get into a hotel and you just wanna try stuff you saw on the internet"
*One random girls voice* "YEAH!"
🤣🤣
I don't get the joke.
@@swampsprite9Damn. I dont if i should be sad or envy you right now 😅
He's like a nicer Daniel Tosh, love it
I can remember watching this guys stand up years ago about his disfunctionality in relations ships, so it’s pretty cool hearing him now being married. Great set!
Now...he's got me wondering IF his new wife IS the gf he brought from Seattle OR a new gf he'd met here later on yk?
New
His wife is comedian Rosebud Baker
When this originally came out, this was not his current wife. This was that poor lady who died in a tsunami of dicks.
This is 2003 before that
The AA advice at 19:00 is Fucking spot on. I swear, just get a therapist and good medication. Lmao
Anyone feel like this is what Dennis Reynolds’s would sound like if he did stand up?
Yes but just with Darker Humor 😅😅
The mushrooms joke had be dying because when I go camping I feel like I'm one with the tree 🌳
It’s rare that I find a comedian that I search for more from! This guys GREAT! 🎉
same!!!
you'll like Sean Lock in case you haven't heard of him, James Acaster and Phil Wang also have some really smart stuff like this :)
You had me at "a hummer fueled by native American tears" ❤
I’d lowkey pay for a video of you and Taylor Tomlinson doing a colab. Love both y’all’s comedy! 😂
Just him.
I love this idea!
Weed joke was literally spot on lmao and Can say the same for L$D
As an Austrian I want to clarify that Heidi Klum is from Germany.
Weird He didn't know that with a last name like Haynes! 😁
“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I’m no fortunate son.”
It's amazing it has already been 10 years since he did this!
That gentrification of hell is a great joke! Congrats on the special!
I didn't realise how long its been since I heard "I hate my partner" comedy until I watched this
They're not together anymore, he's married to someone else now, if that helps
Feels dated. This is from 10 years ago, and that sort of humor shows how much time has passed. It's no longer in style.
@@otherwords1375 Ah that explains a lot. Thank you
@@bugsbunny517 just an observation really but that does provide context
Bro…. I’m literally making magic mushroom mash potatoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOKED UP SOOOO FAST
How u holdin out so far bro?
haha
@@ScottyFang epic
Oh, Boots is here to make the room smell different....HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Okay the gentrification joke was brilliant
Why does he remind me so much of Benedict Cumberbatch 😂
Me too!!
Style is definitely unique/refreshing, and for some reason the topics have a Daniel Tosh vibe to them which is also awesome
Bro is doing his best Daniel tosh. I'm kinda face blind so I had to double check it wasn't him. Not a bad thing, I'm enjoying every second so far. It just feels like maybe he was influenced by him cause their styles are very similar.
Really a unique talent - brilliant jokes and excellent delivery here.
0:50 I was at a 7-11 and this guy kept coming in and buying $20 scratch-offs and losing. He came back in like three times to buy new ones, each time he kept bitching about how "Biden's taxes" were killing him...
I can confirm! I was the scratch card!
A lost prince 😂😂😂
they should make that the title 😅
Lmao this guy has a very great comedic angle I love it. Need to get on that Europe tour ASAP! WE LOVE THIS KIND OF SHARP HUMOR HERE!
Andy Haynes is one of the best ever to do it.
I'm broke like a branch😂😂😂😂but I got 8th row center stage tickets to see EL DEBARGE 😂😂😂now my ramen noodles are boiling 😂😂😂💋
So funny!!
(definitely maxed out using the word “like” 😂.. it’s the new “umm”).
10:00 He's making fun of models but he himself looks a like a typical male model that came out of a stock photo! 😂😂😂😂
Heidi Klum is not from Austria, she is from Germany.
I brought a girlfriend to NYC! His joke was perfect 🤣 … and I’m still drinking warm beer to this day! 😢
This guy has some great timing.
i assume he learned it all from daniel tosh, anthony jeselnik, and tony hinchcliffe. which isn’t a knock by any means.
As a Nigerian I appreciated this joke. 10:45 likely the only one tho I did this much
This guy doesn't hold back , keep it up
that was really excellent from start to finish!
Doing a deep dive on andy, hilarious 😆
that model joke 😂
6:30 bros tryna remake snowpiercer 😂
That was awesome dude!! Hope to see more of this guy from now on
Lmao! Dude REALLY hates being broke! Super funny set but he also sounds like he’s trying to make friends with rich Republicans.😅
Sounds like a libtard type
He's literally a liberal but he generally keeps his political jokes where even idiots who don't like anything intelligent can laugh.
It ain’t that serious
I like this guy he has Daniel tosh vibes.
Yes! This needs more likes,yo.
Except that Daniel Tosh is actually funny… 🤔
I think it's his voice... I hear it too 😂
This guy is hilarious.😂
There are netflix specials out there that didn't make me laugh as hard as this. Bravo!!
not sure if dunking on homeless people is the move but hey what do i know? im not a broke 30 year old in new york!
He robbed his wife, so not sure He's worried about making fun of the homeless.
my spirit animal
Andy is a real talent, he may be the descendant of a fruity English aristocrat, but he's a real talent.
Loved your set. We need more of you
this man is dennis reynolds of new york
I saw this guy at the comedy cellar at the Rio in Vegas. He was fucking hilarious! Congrats on the special 🙏🏽
When did you see him? This is from CC Presents: the Half Hour. Season 2 orginally aired 2013.
@@N3ur0m4nc3r I think 2019
I was robbed at gunpoint in Rio 😭
Haha. This just got better and better. Nice work!
Not BOOTS😂😂😂😂😂
New York already has girlfriends got me good laughing out loud at work
Oh god, you are a senator's nephew, aren't you?
He ended up married to a senator's daughter. They both are not funny and insufferable.
Studies religion hates homeless racist "enviromental conscience" thinks like a senators nephew too.
He also robbed his wife. You can report him to the cops for that.
I seriously thought this was Daniel Tosh for a while, and finally looked down at the video title.
Looks like he could be Seth Meyers little cousin or something..
Great set 💯💯
Why did this guy not have a dozen videos show up when I searched his name?
nephew of a senator, son of glenn howerton
A hammer & a four loco 😜🤣😂
Thank you
He does look like a Romney descendant.
Bro needs to write .
Liked the entire gig. I just wonder why he made Heidi Austrian.. 🤔
News flash he’s the warm beer
Are you his ex?
I finally can't take anymore at the proposal. Urghh
This was filmed in 2013. I really like Andy, I like his comedy, and I’m a fan of his _current_ wife, Rosebud Baker. He definitely harbors some resentment for whatever poor woman he was married to here, I think plenty of the misogyny in this set can be chalked up to that- which is still not great. I get the sense that he has a lot of anger that he buries, it probably came out when he drank (yikes) and it likely has nowhere else to go otherwise. He seems much happier and more evolved now, but if he doesn’t deal with that misplaced anger (that’s probably just buried under the gleeful self acceptance we get from new love) it’s going to eat him, and whoever is near him, alive.
Why can’t I just watch the funny man and not care why he is sad? 🤷🏼♀️
Wow way to play comment section psychologist. And what you call misogyny comedians refer to as “jokes”.
@@eskeletoallah8132 cool comment. Thanks for explaining that for me 😘
@@rainbomg You have issues.
@@CJ-lr4uq major issues
@@eskeletoallah8132 Jokes can be misogynistic, genius.
This guy has me laughing
I think that's his goal
Man, hes really funny
About the class in trains thing, idk if it existed in other cities but Paris' subway had a class system until like the 70s
Dubai has one now.
Would have been a very entertaining pastor😂
This dude is the friend you would pay so y’all can hangout with just a overall good time killer
A hammer and a four loko lol
Damnnn i didnt want this to end😂😂
She'll repay that ring with years of emotional labor, time, psychological resources, and physical health. 🤷
Love Andy. Unique style.
Go veg people.
I don't know how this ended up in my recommendations but WTF is wrong with you for laughing at jokes like "I would drive a Hummer powered by Native American tears"?
"After 10 years on the New York subway, I would drive a Hummer powered by Native American tears!" 😆
Really good set! 👍👍
Funny stuff. Very funny stuff. But why am I getting American Psycho vibes?
Thank you algorithm for this
That was banger set for sure
He talking about how it seems unfair that now men do all the job to get a wife should show why. But he really means it. Oh buddy. I guess the car moved on native's tears says it all.
Any comic who rifs on the homeless on vegans...I'm sorry. Life is too short. I think this guy IS a senator's nephew.
Or more likely, a senator’s disowned nephew! 🥴
Or more likely.. someone has no sense of humor bc ANYTHING can be funny 🤣
Life is too short for a 10 second joke? Just words man
@@MattB_138 Aw, can't handle someone that doesn't have the same sense of humor you do? Are you made of porcelain? Chin up, sport.
I didn’t read any of the replies. You’re right.
dude this guy is hilarious
😂😂😂 he’s so offensive. I love him
"Guys we used to get dowries, what happened?" Wait until he hears bout African Dowries 😂
They give you a hammer and a four locko and turn out the lights that's a free ride
Ok he was funny fr 😂
Enjoyed your video and I gave it a Thumbs Up
gold
👏👍 loved every joke!
This was good
I feel just as sad for him as I find him funny.
This- I know this is from 2013 and he’s in a new relationship now, and a lot of his bitterness you can see comes from pain, but dang. He’s got some demons he needs to work out. Still, I laughed out loud a lot throughout this set. His new lady, Rosebud Baker, is also a comic and she’s really good, but based on her comedy she’s been with abusive guys in the past. I hope they are both getting the help they need.
Rosebud Baker's husband was so cute
I got married without a diamond ring. Not that hard if it's actual love
I got mine later down the line❤
I said I do in my grandmother's living room❤❤❤
UPS and Downs will come but commitment last forever when you pick yours make sure it's the one you really want or 13 years deep married for almost 12🎉🎉🎉
Andy looks like a senetors nephew... In-law.