The Pros And Cons Of Dating Smart People. Drew Barth - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 4 года назад +8115

    “Are we really gonna trust a guy who doesn’t know where the big spoons go?”

    • @steelethescene
      @steelethescene 4 года назад +386

      "Paid for by the woman who knows where the big spoons go."

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 года назад +8

      In the fountain, BTW how do you know its a guy?

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 года назад +2

      AC/DC beware of those who join house to house dude. Don't take any wooden nickles.

    • @scabbage
      @scabbage 4 года назад +9

      Sometimes I really don't know where she wants my big spoons to go.

    • @chazblank2717
      @chazblank2717 4 года назад +13

      @Commie Dog42 yeah what’s your point? That I copied it down in quotation marks and got 2K completely unearned undeserved likes? If it’s any consolation to your offended sensibilities I wasn’t trying to steal anyone’s thunder, I was just stoned and elated enough to share my favorite line. It might not be formatted in “standard” MLA but I’m clearly not claiming the joke as my own.
      Worst case scenario would be giving this dude unhelpful negative and or cryptic feedback like you gave me. But if anything Drew Barth can look through the comments section and see that this is one of his jokes people are having an especially positive response to.

  • @codylgarcia
    @codylgarcia 4 года назад +3683

    “Clap if you’re the smart one in the relationship”
    We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

    • @philup6274
      @philup6274 3 года назад +66

      Hoodwinked

    • @babydriver8134
      @babydriver8134 3 года назад +20

      A Red vs. Blue reference?

    • @Highly3666
      @Highly3666 3 года назад +33

      We've been smeckledorfed

    • @t5hammer871
      @t5hammer871 3 года назад +12

      Speckledorfed

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +29

      @@t5hammer871 besmeckledorfed if you're going for exactitude.

  • @helen9972
    @helen9972 5 лет назад +3841

    "and a bottle of wine because I'm bad at forming interpersonal relationships" OUCH he came for the jugular

  • @elizabethmccoy2749
    @elizabethmccoy2749 3 года назад +3137

    This is the only stand up I've heard where I'm not horrified by how the comedian is describing their significant other

    • @Gaia12353
      @Gaia12353 3 года назад +99

      Watch Steve Geyer! He talks about his marriage of 31 years and it’s wonderful.

    • @esosaohenhen
      @esosaohenhen 3 года назад +69

      Jon Melany is pretty solid with his wife’s description as well

    • @harriettubman337
      @harriettubman337 3 года назад +17

      🤣comics get stereotyped too...loads are funny, clean NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 3 года назад +66

      I know! I find most of these “clean comedy” comedians are just bad mouthing their marriages and/or partners! Liked this guy very much …

    • @mountain-mornings
      @mountain-mornings 3 года назад +1

      Yess 👏 Waluigi 💜

  • @Based_Goddd
    @Based_Goddd 5 лет назад +2653

    I hope he blows up, first I’ve seen of him. He’s confident on stage and hilarious! Upload more of him

    • @SUPERMAR10312
      @SUPERMAR10312 5 лет назад +114

      Whelp time for bed . . . I read your first sentence and wondered why you would want him to explode.

    • @roberthammon9621
      @roberthammon9621 5 лет назад +19

      @@SUPERMAR10312 I think he meant that he wants his popularity to "blow up." Something got lost in the translation.

    • @Based_Goddd
      @Based_Goddd 5 лет назад +25

      Nothing got lost in translation lol, he just didn’t understand a common phrase.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 5 лет назад +39

      This is one of the best shows I've seen by an unknown comic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole set.
      Wishing this comedian the best of luck!

    • @mariewagner5283
      @mariewagner5283 5 лет назад +19

      Anybody hear how his health is doing? They posted his stuff awhile ago but he took a hiatus recently because of a major health scare. Wondering if he's doing better or not.

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer 4 года назад +5093

    *wedding ring flies off* ". . . That's not an omen or anything, right?" Even this dude's improv is on point.

    • @sto4713
      @sto4713 4 года назад +98

      If hed stop working out like me he wouldnt have that problem with his finger being too skinny...')

    • @AsmoDeus8335
      @AsmoDeus8335 4 года назад +64

      Anyone know if he's still married😆

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 4 года назад +57

      21:15

    • @LucyMankiller
      @LucyMankiller 4 года назад +7

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    • @atomicbunny6174
      @atomicbunny6174 4 года назад +18

      @@LucyMankiller yes

  • @cheong728
    @cheong728 5 лет назад +1656

    I've heard other MALE comedians say there are no good looking MALE comedians. Because handsome men don't have to be funny. They were wrong.

    • @cheong728
      @cheong728 5 лет назад +36

      @@DigitalDaydreams Some male comedian said that on Joe Rogan's show. Some time ago. He said " have you ever seen a male super model that was funny ? " Joe said nothing. Perhaps cos Joe is quite good looking himself.

    • @DasReverend
      @DasReverend 4 года назад +50

      It's more dependent on whether someone perceives themselves as attractive. If you can rely on looks you feel less pressure to develop a personality

    • @Rectiifyy
      @Rectiifyy 4 года назад +17

      cheong728 he said super models, not good looking there is a difference

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no 4 года назад +10

      @@cheong728 well I mean Joe Rogan isn't really funny so...

    • @three7446
      @three7446 4 года назад +3

      cheong728 well sadly usually hot men have bad personalities but not all lol

  • @tricky2055
    @tricky2055 3 года назад +971

    This guy is hilarious!!! Wasn’t vulgar and didn’t have to say shocking filthy words to try to get laughs. He could have his on sitcom!

    • @unrepentantoffender188
      @unrepentantoffender188 3 года назад +30

      that is the main point of Dry Bar: comedy sans the cursing or vulgarity. Also, "OWN sitcom"

    • @rudeboy1431
      @rudeboy1431 3 года назад +17

      I dont think comedian swear or use vulgar language to try to get laughs. Pretty sure its just part of their vocabulary

    • @AmySkribble
      @AmySkribble 3 года назад +18

      So what? People can be funny with both.

    • @firouz256
      @firouz256 Год назад +2

      I think he can have his ON and OFF sitcom

    • @ds6914
      @ds6914 Месяц назад

      @@unrepentantoffender188 "comedy"

  • @XGD5layer
    @XGD5layer 4 года назад +7768

    "Diamonds are forever."
    "I know, sweetie. And so is styrofoam."
    I died.

    • @wailelealoha
      @wailelealoha 4 года назад +92

      I LOVED that line--and the one about the big spoons!!

    • @carson551
      @carson551 4 года назад +57

      As a smart woman, all I thought was when the two things biodegrade and how to destroy a diamond.

    • @greetingsgoodsir8143
      @greetingsgoodsir8143 4 года назад +5

      Rip in rip

    • @siren2315
      @siren2315 4 года назад +1

      XGD5layer I dont get it. Can somebody please explain?

    • @greetingsgoodsir8143
      @greetingsgoodsir8143 4 года назад +19

      Siren styrofoam doesn’t decompose quickly

  • @tallanddark89
    @tallanddark89 5 лет назад +1484

    That negative attack ad metaphor was actually hilarious

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 4 года назад +23

      Yes, unbelievable.. too real, but fantastic. I died laughing

    • @RonaldMcPaul
      @RonaldMcPaul 4 года назад +6

      @@jfish032 RIP you

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 4 года назад +5

      Especially the last little brought to you by part

  • @harisdiz.5817
    @harisdiz.5817 5 лет назад +3671

    She listed a bunch of facts ... and then i said whh ... and that was the end of the argument.

    • @payambehtash7124
      @payambehtash7124 5 лет назад +15

      imagine how you can manipulate those idiots though

    • @feYslYa
      @feYslYa 5 лет назад +13

      its "but" not "whh"
      couldnt even remember half a word from the clip, guess you're the dumb one in the relationship with your hand

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 5 лет назад +99

      @@feYslYa misery loves company.

    • @BrandonAEnglish
      @BrandonAEnglish 5 лет назад +16

      If it had been reversed, then facts would've meant nothing to her.

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 5 лет назад +5

      @@BrandonAEnglish hehehe... and you're still with her ... nice.

  • @suecrosby481
    @suecrosby481 3 года назад +547

    My husband and I took an online IQ test about 19 years ago. We scored the exact same three digits. We each got the questions the other missed.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 2 года назад +76

      That's the goal really..

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 года назад +55

      Sounds like you two were meant to be, literally haha that’s perfect. I hope life is still going well for you two

    • @monicaluketich6913
      @monicaluketich6913 9 месяцев назад +3

      Opposites attract!!

    • @colleenclements5715
      @colleenclements5715 9 месяцев назад +1

      Cute💯

    • @hardyerhardt5929
      @hardyerhardt5929 9 месяцев назад +1

      That a perfect match of a marriage! Congrats!!!

  • @destinydunham103
    @destinydunham103 4 года назад +4445

    He keeps commenting on his weight, but he actually looks good. And he is super talented. I laughed so much. Also love that instead making jokes about woman being “bitchy” like a lot of comedians, 90 percent of this was him talking about how he loves his wife

    • @Mike_A1114
      @Mike_A1114 4 года назад +68

      I’m gonna use that styrofoam bit 😂

    • @sandybeach7487
      @sandybeach7487 4 года назад +97

      I agree, he is a healthy good looking man.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +186

      I just saw a stand-up video (on this channel i think) of a guy whose jokes were basically just him complaining about his wife. I left cause it just felt like he had an unhealthy relationship and it made me uncomfortable... This is 100% more funny and refreshing. Like John Mulaney’s “I love my wife” stuff

    • @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7
      @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7 4 года назад +31

      @@DeathnoteBB I came from the same video, this is far more entertaining the other was just sad.

    • @recoverytips6541
      @recoverytips6541 4 года назад +41

      Wasn't this just his first anniversary? Give him 10-20 years lol (hopefully not, I'm jk)

  • @ToastyJunebugs
    @ToastyJunebugs 5 лет назад +6291

    HE SOUNDS LIKE A SEXY KERMIT I NOTICED AND CAN'T UN-HEAR IT SOMEONE HELP

    • @niyasworld2290
      @niyasworld2290 5 лет назад +343

      You made me notice. I can't un-notice!!

    • @mubarakabdi2229
      @mubarakabdi2229 5 лет назад +231

      This is so funny it's fucked up

    • @SonjaDawn
      @SonjaDawn 5 лет назад +93

      He also looks like a sexy kermit! Haha did I make it better?

    • @softballgirlygirl112
      @softballgirlygirl112 5 лет назад +22

      Dianna Stroud oh my 😭😭😭😭😂

    • @amberfillmore3517
      @amberfillmore3517 5 лет назад +45

      Well thanks. Now I can't un hear hear it either

  • @BelenPeralta1
    @BelenPeralta1 5 лет назад +792

    “He probably doesn’t get winded when we make out” IM CRYING 😂😂

  • @pandorazbox9659
    @pandorazbox9659 3 года назад +29

    I like this delivery.
    No belly laughs, Just a constant smile and a giggle. Good one.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 года назад +3982

    This was nice. He felt like I was having a funny conversation with a friend during a lunch.
    It wasn’t a bust-your-gut laughter but it was strangely educational with life advice and the like. Very comfortable to listen to.

    • @blankshaliburton277
      @blankshaliburton277 4 года назад +96

      if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

    • @Cultural_Supremacist
      @Cultural_Supremacist 3 года назад +59

      I'mma have to disagree... my gut will take a day to recover after watching this.

    • @ggrthemostgodless8713
      @ggrthemostgodless8713 3 года назад +11

      You can ruin a wet dream!!
      "strangely educational with life and the like" !! ----- yack.

    • @lanatorbica8815
      @lanatorbica8815 3 года назад +28

      Im pretty sure this is possibly the worst thing you can say to a comedian lol
      Comedian: writes script specifically to induce laughter in the crowd
      Crowd: well that was pretty comfortable to listen to..

    • @ArtScottMusicStudios
      @ArtScottMusicStudios 3 года назад +7

      Nice flow. Good timing.

  • @ziolan8970
    @ziolan8970 4 года назад +4329

    "clap if you're the smart one in the relationship"
    Just prevented at least 10 unplanned pregnancies today

  • @madjsyn
    @madjsyn 5 лет назад +18902

    his voice sounds like if seth rogen cleared his throat

    • @ohsolovely3995
      @ohsolovely3995 5 лет назад +288

      madisyn Lmfaooo underrated comment

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki 5 лет назад +142

      madisyn holy moly, you’re right!

    • @dood2274
      @dood2274 5 лет назад +91

      Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @justjo510
      @justjo510 5 лет назад +79

      I was thinkin jim carey but that works too 🤔😅

    • @jonatanhoog7203
      @jonatanhoog7203 5 лет назад +23

      @@ohsolovely3995 Not really considering its the top one haha

  • @lisacardwell2508
    @lisacardwell2508 6 месяцев назад +17

    Clean , no racial jokes !!! I really like this guy 😂. No subtle or blatant gaslighting of others . I hope his comedic career takes off .Good luck, keep up the good work.

  • @DanMan91693
    @DanMan91693 4 года назад +4062

    Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
    Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

    • @DillonRust
      @DillonRust 4 года назад +84

      Daniel O'Connor Yeah I think it’s just his bit. Honestly I think he’s been heavily inspired by other comics, so his style isn’t exactly on point with his persona. He reminds me of Bill Burr and Louis CK heavily. Especially his “female” voice jokes

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... 4 года назад +15

      And he well knows it! ;)

    • @drewnosky5892
      @drewnosky5892 4 года назад +6

      Daniel O'Connor its in our nature

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 года назад

      @Katharina he is hyena

    • @AllThePeppermint
      @AllThePeppermint 4 года назад +58

      Everybody relates to self depreciating humor about one's own body. Not many people relate to the top 20% most attractive people, which I think he easily falls under.

  • @donnahampton3632
    @donnahampton3632 5 лет назад +1584

    "That's too many muscles. You'd scare the cat." (in wife voice)

  • @mww22410
    @mww22410 5 лет назад +1499

    I love the voice he does for his wife. 🙃

  • @praussie311
    @praussie311 3 года назад +257

    "Gluten free corn bread is like biting into a sandcastle." 🤣😂

  • @jeanettaM194
    @jeanettaM194 5 лет назад +1567

    Wait!!...bring him back. He’s so animated. Timing is great and his voice is very distinguished. Good audience.

    • @jamesthe-doctor8981
      @jamesthe-doctor8981 4 года назад +16

      He should be back soon, if not already. I know he was in an accident almost exactly one year ago and did suffer some brain trauma. There's a go fund me account somebody put up to help with the medical bills.

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 3 года назад +1

      @@jamesthe-doctor8981 a comfortably-off white guy cannot afford medical bills in US ? Man, American healthcare system must be really broken !!! Get rid of those greedy insurance companies soon

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 4 года назад +1905

    ..You know, he's probably spot on about the chocolate diamonds and the board meeting.

    • @lavinder11
      @lavinder11 3 года назад +15

      That's what happened with Axe Dark and Gold Temptation during the marketing brainstorms.

    • @cassiebrooke2490
      @cassiebrooke2490 3 года назад +18

      haha. I wouldn't be surprised if he's right. LOL

    • @howlingwaters2741
      @howlingwaters2741 3 года назад +12

      My old jeweler called the "Chocolate Diamonds" Brownies.

    • @serenazhang9222
      @serenazhang9222 2 года назад +4

      Now here is even “salt and pepper” diamond.... wishing the trend go back to quality.

  • @FoamyLatte78
    @FoamyLatte78 5 лет назад +11379

    *Quietly files this under "comedians who love their wives and don't rely on sexist jokes” * :)

    • @supercalifragic1551
      @supercalifragic1551 5 лет назад +1097

      Husband hating jokes are just as common as wife hating jokes. They're all pathetic. Respect your spouses, people.

    • @mimio008
      @mimio008 5 лет назад +266

      Yeah that's a breeze of fresh air

    • @recusantbile9829
      @recusantbile9829 5 лет назад +62

      Because you "lowkey" enjoy that kind of comedy?

    • @lfreece2
      @lfreece2 5 лет назад +66

      Shadup you nag

    • @lynns4122
      @lynns4122 5 лет назад +246

      @@lfreece2 you seem like a delight

  • @gabygrand
    @gabygrand 4 года назад +83

    “Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything” hahaha

  • @Sh3phali
    @Sh3phali 5 лет назад +3035

    Absolutely refreshing to hear someone who actually loves their wife and doesn't feel the need for sexist jokes about marriage

    • @Bezmenov93
      @Bezmenov93 5 лет назад +15

      🤢🤮

    • @brittroobies274
      @brittroobies274 5 лет назад +149

      @Derrell S Ah. A male who isn't secure in his own masculinity and has below par morals. Hello.

    • @brittroobies274
      @brittroobies274 5 лет назад +102

      @Derrell S Such a shame you're that insecure buddy. Don't worry, it normally gets better as you age.

    • @saygod777
      @saygod777 5 лет назад +1

      Krystal Louve why?

    • @saygod777
      @saygod777 5 лет назад +3

      Derrell S why?

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys 4 года назад +2136

    “You guys can edit that out right?”
    Them: well yes, but actually no.

  • @AxelMurillo
    @AxelMurillo 5 лет назад +709

    if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

  • @christian2854
    @christian2854 3 года назад +66

    "I'm just not allowed to go back to that target" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hoskinsresearch
    @hoskinsresearch 5 лет назад +568

    Drew nailed everything all the way through. He pointed out true facts that are interesting and make you think, and then had the right punchline for them all. Plus, he wasn't mean or nasty about anything, which is amazing. Great job!!

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme 10 месяцев назад

      The only thing that I found weird was the peeing thing. There are people who actually use those little dickholes in the underpants!? 😂😂 It's so uncomfortable and might get a pee stain when shaking. The best is to pull down your undies a bit with your thumb and whip it out. That's how I've always done it and assumed that's how everyone does it.
      It's like the wiping sitting or standing, toilet paper crumpled or folded thing again

  • @Innengelaender
    @Innengelaender 5 лет назад +131

    You can hear his comedy comes from a place of love and compassion. It is pretty funny and amazing to watch.

  • @ThatOneGuy-nd6od
    @ThatOneGuy-nd6od 4 года назад +798

    i like the fact that his comedy is so casual like he's talking to a few friends

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy 2 года назад +33

    Give this man a Netflix special NOW! Thank you for the laughs Sir!

  • @aon02b
    @aon02b 5 лет назад +2778

    I'm really book smart and my boyfriend isn't, but he's way more handy than I am. I'm super clumsy, but he can fix anything around the house. I believe intelligence isn't just about being good at math or learning things off by heart. There are different types of intelligence, and in my relationship we're both smart in different areas. Is this coming off too cheesy? :l

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 лет назад +131

      Yes, that is true. However, if he can fix anything, then he is using math and physics to fix them. So, he is good at math and physics.

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 5 лет назад +21

      It's coming off a little bit too cheesy, yes. :P

    • @Andafaith
      @Andafaith 5 лет назад +64

      Same. I learn a lot from my boyfriend. Practically know how to build a house at this point (he's a contractor/mechanic). The only issue is that he doesn't learn as much from me as I do from him. He'll read huge car manuals and building plans that are thicker than some textbooks I own, but if I hand him a book - and it's usually a book on something that we're both interested in, or a fiction novel that we've seen the cancelled television show or movie of - and it's over 250 pages, he looks at me with fear in his eyes.

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 лет назад +60

      @@Andafaith Then leave it alone. I would give him a book on how to build a 700sf walk-in closet, so he can light up with joy.

    • @swill1020
      @swill1020 5 лет назад +26

      Andafaith ... if you’re a good woman meaning standing by him through good and bad, honey you’re doing your part and I’m sure appreciated

  • @remoteportal
    @remoteportal 5 лет назад +345

    His material is FIRST CLASS; he needs to go global.

    • @dattagrace
      @dattagrace 4 года назад +2

      Right! He deserves his own Netflix Special

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 лет назад +1480

    "So is styrofoam." 😅

    • @MsShellectable
      @MsShellectable 5 лет назад +22

      Brilllllllllllllliant line.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 лет назад +5

      Cubic Zirconium. AKA shamrock.

    • @velesik.1416
      @velesik.1416 5 лет назад +6

      The ring that floats 😂😂

    • @ahjteam
      @ahjteam 5 лет назад +5

      Well you can douse styrofoam in gasoline and you have napalm. If you burn that, styrofoam won’t be forever.

  • @Sophia00077
    @Sophia00077 2 года назад +42

    I love when comedy is not cringy, where you basically feel embarassed for the comdian trying too hard. I find, that the audience always wants the comedian to own the stage & enjoy themselves, and when they clearly got the boat sailing, that's when you as a listener can just truly relax into the ride.

  • @northernfpv9562
    @northernfpv9562 5 лет назад +148

    He's a natural! He just went on and on and on with no break or silences to think of what was next.

  • @Maduesdras
    @Maduesdras 5 лет назад +302

    "I'm just saying....finish your burrito..."😂😂😂

  • @jessicaj8564
    @jessicaj8564 5 лет назад +583

    When the wedding ring flew off, I was first thinking that the fruit boy who stacked the apple made the triangle fall and apples went everywhere LOL

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 5 лет назад +50

      So that's what that was... I thought somebody threw a coin or something. Good eye there

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 лет назад +20

      21:12 His next argument at home. "Oh, goodness."

    • @Agent99c
      @Agent99c 5 лет назад +4

      Jessica J I totally thought the same! Lol

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 5 лет назад +7

      @@Agent99c yeah and I thought "wow hes really into it" 🤪😂👌

    • @fortuneunfaded
      @fortuneunfaded 5 лет назад +8

      Extra funny considering the “losing the ring” bit as well

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara 3 года назад +35

    I'm losing it every time he imitates couples 😁😂 He's so spot on

  • @gottesurteil3201
    @gottesurteil3201 4 года назад +1063

    I really like his shrill-girly voice. It doesn't even sound mocking it's like he knows exactly how those types of women behave and he is merely reflecting that.

    • @tashacope4663
      @tashacope4663 3 года назад +25

      That was my favourite bit 😂 it’s so accurate the way he talks as well

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 2 года назад +39

      Thanks! I'm sensitive about coming across as being mocking or generalizing. I'm not sure I would do it anymore without qualifying it afterwards, "I know that's a bad impression of all the women you know. But, it's an excellent impression one woman I know."

    • @melodyofmusic9575
      @melodyofmusic9575 2 года назад +10

      @@drewbarth it was a really good impression. I am a girl and I enjoyed it!

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 5 лет назад +218

    I have to say this, for those that do not know it exists .... the Dry Bar app is the best thing I have ever added to my phone. Listening to comedy on my drive to and from work is not only better than any radio station but awesome therapy hahaha and I do not work for Dry Bar, just extremely appreciative of the joy they and their stand-ups have brought me

    • @ronvalley1973
      @ronvalley1973 5 лет назад +10

      ever just try to find some half way decent rock and roll music on the radio? almost impossible.

    • @stephenvoncrven4319
      @stephenvoncrven4319 5 лет назад +5

      oh thanks! i don't like audiobooks and sometimes i'm not feeling putting some spotify on.

    • @elizabethcreated9263
      @elizabethcreated9263 5 лет назад +9

      I feel you, my dad passed and comedy helps.

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 5 лет назад +5

      @@elizabethcreated9263 I'm sorry 😥😥 stick with the best medicine....laughter. all the best to you an' yours, truly

    • @GOAWAYIMBATIN
      @GOAWAYIMBATIN 5 лет назад +5

      @@elizabethcreated9263 Same here, gotta laugh somehow right?

  • @thefudgestix
    @thefudgestix 5 лет назад +1555

    Clever people think they're smart. Smart people know how much they know and how much they don't know.

    • @catrabbit4996
      @catrabbit4996 5 лет назад +3

      whichwitch Classic Socrates

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 5 лет назад +119

      "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

    • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
      @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 5 лет назад +7

      a clever line.

    • @thefudgestix
      @thefudgestix 5 лет назад +21

      @Mike Nkorean I didn't quote Socrates, that's my own opinion in the original comment.

    • @telmobrito519
      @telmobrito519 5 лет назад +6

      how about somebody clever AND smart ? :P

  • @TheKingOfTheHobos
    @TheKingOfTheHobos 3 года назад +38

    This is the FUNNIEST comedian to ever come to the drybar! We saw this years ago and it is still as good today!! We have watched this many times over and shared it with friends and family! Drew, we need more! Also, you are quoted endlessly in our house.

  • @pryncessyanni
    @pryncessyanni 4 года назад +106

    He's got a natural, relatable delivery. Solid observational comedy. I chuckled the whole way through!

  • @fairy5668
    @fairy5668 4 года назад +464

    GIVE THIS PERSON A NETFLIX SPECIAL

    • @MJ-sy2en
      @MJ-sy2en 4 года назад +6

      He's better than Netflix

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 4 года назад +18

      He’s a straight white male though how can they virtue signal with his special

    • @YogawithAliBeale
      @YogawithAliBeale 3 года назад +14

      Dry bar has been killing it lately way better then some of the new content out there! Such good content and clean go figure!

    • @shaec3405
      @shaec3405 3 года назад

      Yes!

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 3 года назад +1

      @@inspectorjavert8443 Wow the edgelord thought he made a point. Are you forgetting how many straight white men comedians there are on Netflix?

  • @geraldfrost4710
    @geraldfrost4710 5 лет назад +842

    My wife used her wedding ring to pay her attorney for our divorce. Diamonds are forever. Relationships, not so much.

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 5 лет назад +48

      And she most likely only got like 10% what you paid.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 лет назад +23

      @@lifeiswonderful22 I have anecdotal evidence that this is true. She said I'd hired the biggest scum-bucket in the county, and that her lawyer was crap.

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 5 лет назад +5

      Why did you listen to her?

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 лет назад +13

      @@LoveLove-zg4jn Excellent question. Somewhere between "hope springeth eternal" and "take that, (lady dog)!"

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 5 лет назад +4

      God can't deny Himself Gerold. If you put away your wife the bible says that you still have to provide for her. Since you humbled her.

  • @micahgentles8944
    @micahgentles8944 3 года назад +49

    This was so homey :). I love this type of humor, where somewhat ordinary things are elevated by the person who's talking about them. Very comfortable to listen to.

  • @jeffreystewart9809
    @jeffreystewart9809 4 года назад +528

    As a jeweler, i can definitely say he nailed this. 😂

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 4 года назад +2258

    he feels like he would be a slightly prominent but still mildly unknown character in iCarly

    • @stephenscribbles
      @stephenscribbles 4 года назад +91

      Oddly accurate

    • @quintonkirk285
      @quintonkirk285 3 года назад +62

      He could of played her brother

    • @SmellMyKnee15
      @SmellMyKnee15 3 года назад +8

      Like Rebecca Berkowitz

    • @YantisOm
      @YantisOm 3 года назад +51

      I tell ya, these millennials and their references... iCarly? I've never even heard of that phone before... 👴🏼

    • @IveytheGrey
      @IveytheGrey 3 года назад +31

      Could be their cousin who hung out with Spencer just enough to be funny but not enough to be as big of an idiot.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 4 года назад +547

    "Would you like it if I were 6% body fat, had a fauxhawk, and spoke Italian?"
    Shoot man, I'd love to *be* that. Problem is I love garlic bread and laziness more.

    • @amandarama3314
      @amandarama3314 4 года назад +3

      lol same

    • @anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      @anyaoranastasyarecords4932 4 года назад +4

      Missed the "be" part, and got big ace vibes lol (yeah, I know it's in bold)

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 4 года назад

      @@anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      As one who isn't ace (I'm still not 100% on what that means but I'm pretty sure I would know if I was), what exactly does it mean?

    • @oneoddduck777
      @oneoddduck777 4 года назад +7

      "garlic bread" is all the italian it is necessary to speak.

    • @anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      @anyaoranastasyarecords4932 4 года назад +3

      @@LuckySketches ace as in asexual! garlic bread is kind of a thing in the asexual community. Asexual means you do not experience sexual attraction.

  • @wingsandash
    @wingsandash 3 года назад +106

    If Clark Kent were a stand-up comic. He's sweet, funny and wise.

  • @myragroenewegen5426
    @myragroenewegen5426 4 года назад +549

    This man is proof that one can make critical jokes about women in relationships without being sexist. I'm a HUGE fan of his joke about dating clever people. What having to be sensitive about sexism means is that comics have to actually be perceptive about the actual nuanced things that often get annoying in opposite gendered relationships, rather than relying on stereotypes caricatures, tired assumptions or cheap shot targeting. Clever people of both sexes, the comic here, even about other women and I love it. He is smart and not clever. And he is aptly funny.

    • @alisabellesimone8924
      @alisabellesimone8924 4 года назад +28

      @MaxDeveloper There is nothing wrong with what she said. She is saying she enjoys his comedy because it’s healthy and not toxic for both men and women. Notice how at the bottom she says “clever people of both sexes”.
      Also yes toxicity is a problem in comedy now days always talking about sex and how men cheat and women are crazy it’s stupid and needs to end. Your ignorance and arrogance really show up in your comment. Don’t get me wrong I’m tired of those “feminists” we see a lot nowadays but this comment was not of that nature. What once was a good thing turned into a terrible thing. People seem to forget feminism used to be about women and men being able to work together on equal ground, not the whole hate and kill all men and women are superior mindsets. Honestly, women are doing great and being very empowered in the world of business and engineering now so don’t see the reason to fight over this anymore. :/

    • @quintonkirk285
      @quintonkirk285 3 года назад +19

      Comedians don't need to be sensitive to your personal beliefs

    • @billable1861
      @billable1861 3 года назад +13

      People have the right to be sensitive or insensitive about whatever they want. He’s a good comic that’s about all I agree with here.

    • @korkunctheterrible4302
      @korkunctheterrible4302 3 года назад +5

      There are so few comedians that I know that can or want to do this type of comedy that it was very pleasing to bump into this guy's video as I was binge watching comedy central standups.

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 года назад +4

      As a bi it really frustrates me because, literally men and women can have the same freaking problem and people will still insist its "different"
      No its not they both made me feel bad for not prioritizing them over my friends

  • @adiposeNarnian
    @adiposeNarnian 4 года назад +234

    I don't know why, like the whole set was really solid and funny and well constructed, but the elevator joke and that image of sliding down a five hundred foot fireman pole literally brought tears to my eyes laughing.

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 3 года назад +1

      Things like that happen literally all the time with tourists in Venice, Italy. I can relate so so so badly

    • @j10001
      @j10001 2 года назад +3

      “If you want to get down, there’s a 500 foot long fireman’s pole that goes down the middle-chafes your thighs really bad. We take a picture at the bottom, it’s awesome, it’s worth it.” 😂😂😂

  • @MsSavagechef
    @MsSavagechef 5 лет назад +226

    Dating a Smart Person:
    Pro: Since she's smart, maybe you're not as big of a jerk as your ex said you were..
    Con: She's on to you.

  • @AarielNigam
    @AarielNigam 3 года назад +91

    This is the most wholesome hilarious comedian I’ve ever seen

  • @ObservationStationPodcast
    @ObservationStationPodcast 5 лет назад +624

    Hope he gets a netflix special

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 4 года назад

      Tommy Heitz he’s (also) hot

    • @heathersmith9269
      @heathersmith9269 4 года назад +1

      i actually think that would be cool

    • @deadkiing
      @deadkiing 4 года назад

      isnt the part of dry bar comedy to give them a special? or am i missing something?

  • @ReubenAStern
    @ReubenAStern 4 года назад +546

    This dude should voice cartoons... He sounds like Troy Mclure is he wasn't a con man... a voice you can trust. A super hero voice. His female impression is straight out of a 90's cartoon.

    • @kcblachere152
      @kcblachere152 4 года назад +18

      I always thought he sounds like a TV show host from the 50's

    • @jvhanch9826
      @jvhanch9826 4 года назад +4

      Omg facts! smooth voice👏👏👏👏👌

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 4 года назад +2

      Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
      Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

    • @Sire.English
      @Sire.English 3 года назад +3

      @@tomfoolery5526 Did you just Copy paste this from the Daniel O' Connor dude? In the comments...?

  • @onewayturtles
    @onewayturtles 4 года назад +361

    17 years ago I was roommates with this guy's girlfriend. I'm so glad he made it!

    • @suckadick7754
      @suckadick7754 3 года назад +15

      Was he a comic back then too?

    • @basmalasaad3039
      @basmalasaad3039 3 года назад +18

      Is the girlfriend his current wife?

    • @HMASbogan
      @HMASbogan 3 года назад +6

      The old girlfriend?

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 года назад +2

      That's fantastic!

  • @IMG530
    @IMG530 3 года назад +63

    "And if you’re dumb, THANK YOU."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rhymereason3449
    @rhymereason3449 5 лет назад +523

    Hilarious... and not a single obscenity was needed... really refreshing for a change.

    • @Hextraordinary13
      @Hextraordinary13 5 лет назад +23

      I watch these for the wit. While blue humour has its place, it's not needed most of the time if you're naturally funny and know how to properly use inflection with great timing.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 лет назад +4

      Although, there are some jokes where he could have conveyed a slightly different story, or added something different if he did. Like when in an argument with his wife after she lists all the facts as to why she is right, after "wuh" he could could have said, "It was at this moment, I knew, I was fucked."

    • @amalyahelizabeth5470
      @amalyahelizabeth5470 5 лет назад +6

      I didn't even notice that..oml and ive been so thoroughly enjoying it

    • @peteypete9357
      @peteypete9357 5 лет назад +2

      Could've used more inappropriate sexual inuendo, obscene gestures, and rape jokes like Jimmy Carr. This is why Jimmy Carr is on top.

    • @EpicHighTimeShow
      @EpicHighTimeShow 5 лет назад +2

      "Dry Bar Comedy"

  • @SwitchBladeEVO
    @SwitchBladeEVO 4 года назад +174

    This guy is hysterical. I love how animated and goofy he is.

  • @ThePersonToBlame
    @ThePersonToBlame 4 года назад +271

    This guy is really good at his job. Having a bad day and he had me holding a grin for quite awhile.

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 3 года назад +11

      Reading this made my day 👍

    • @ThePersonToBlame
      @ThePersonToBlame 3 года назад +8

      @@drewbarth 5 months ago my cousin had died so i dove into comedy to cheer me up, this is one of them that helped for sure. I appreciate you sir, you are a master of your craft and i hope you are able to keep doing what you love through this crazy time.

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 3 года назад +6

      @@ThePersonToBlame My deepest condolences. Having to overcome an additional hardship during all of this *gestures at everything* is so draining. My mom passed away in September and as much as I didn't want to dwell in it, at times, it would feel like it was being easily forgotten. Set against the backdrop of the pandemic, it's easy for your own loss and sadness to get lost. I'm truly touched and appreciate your sharing. I'd love if you'd be my guest whenever it is I make it out to perform near you.

    • @ThePersonToBlame
      @ThePersonToBlame 3 года назад +7

      @@drewbarth May your mother rest in peace knowing her efforts brought more light into the world than darkness, through you if nothing else.
      I am in Minnesota, will keep an eye out for your shows for sure. Wish you the best my friend.

    • @emilylee9568
      @emilylee9568 3 года назад +3

      @@ThePersonToBlame My cousin died, too, only 2 years ago for me.
      It's hard. I wasn't that close with my cousin, we only saw each other at major holidays. He always cheered me up, though.
      I think the hardest part isn't that I loved him. If it was just me grieving, it wouldn't be as bad. We were close like classmates are close, and while I did love him, I would've been okay by now.
      But, it's not just me grieving. It's my grandparents first grandson, cousin's brother, siblings loved one, my youngest cousin doesn't know him, he made his younger cousins, mere children, sob because he died, my brother as a memorial set up in his room for him, my aunt and uncle don't have a son anymore, my parents are suddenly aware of my siblings and my mortality.
      It's a ricochet.

  • @adreabrooks11
    @adreabrooks11 2 года назад +10

    That Space Needle thing slays me. I used to have a friend who worked at the Canada-USA border, and he used to bring back stories like this on a daily basis. People are hilarious.

  • @kreigthepsycho
    @kreigthepsycho 5 лет назад +737

    Pros: they're smart
    Cons: they're smart

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 4 года назад +30

      It's nice to benefit from the intelligence of another person that puts up with you for some reason, but it's at the expense of being reminded how dumb you are. It's a double-edged sword unfortunately. The smart person in a relationship permanently has the upper hand.

    • @Hallooo790
      @Hallooo790 4 года назад +29

      @@troodon1096 Smart people already have a hard time forming relationships with others, both romantic and platonic. It goes both ways.

    • @codynelson7575
      @codynelson7575 4 года назад +1

      What if I'm the smart one?

    • @valeriyanev11
      @valeriyanev11 4 года назад +11

      @@codynelson7575 Clap your hands.

  • @funnyfyr
    @funnyfyr 5 лет назад +372

    I just want to say: For most people, gluten is healthy. Don't try to be gluten free if you don't have problems digesting gluten.
    Also: This guy is hilarious! Good job

    • @drewglue
      @drewglue 5 лет назад +12

      Thank you for this comment

    • @somerandomviewer7803
      @somerandomviewer7803 5 лет назад +10

      Very true a lot of ppl act like it is the same as a wheat allergy and gluten is an intolerance not the same thing and different protein is the source of the wheat allergy.

    • @megariz89
      @megariz89 5 лет назад +11

      It actually isn’t healthy nor is it unhealthy. There’s no nutritional value to gluten.

    • @Jack-kx5rf
      @Jack-kx5rf 4 года назад +11

      Going gluten free without needing to is dangerous to your health.

    • @cherylseybert5669
      @cherylseybert5669 4 года назад +3

      It's not healthy but it's not unhealthy either sooo....

  • @boldsuitcase6724
    @boldsuitcase6724 5 лет назад +751

    Why does this dude sound like the super masculine version of Kermit.

    • @matthewread9001
      @matthewread9001 5 лет назад +10

      Bold Suitcase right in the money with that. But he also does kind of sound like a “Doug” in my opinion.

    • @boldsuitcase6724
      @boldsuitcase6724 5 лет назад +1

      @@matthewread9001 indeed this is true

    • @frofiyk
      @frofiyk 4 года назад +4

      Kermit the Hunk

    • @jenniferh.7219
      @jenniferh.7219 4 года назад

      Tone, intonation & cadence not to mention pitch/

    • @skilly72
      @skilly72 4 года назад

      I can't unhear it!

  • @Msquared112
    @Msquared112 2 года назад +13

    He’s got a great voice for radio, TV, and voice talent. Plus, he’s very funny!

  • @miles3026
    @miles3026 4 года назад +192

    He looks like if Benedict Cumberbatch and Misha Collins had a baby and a wizard blessed him with sexy kermit’s voice

    • @hopefireaddington8260
      @hopefireaddington8260 3 года назад +7

      More like if Chris Hemsworth,Benedict Cumberbatch and Harry Styles had a child😂

    • @piperjaycie
      @piperjaycie 2 года назад

      Reminds me a bit of James Marsden too.

    • @leneah1976
      @leneah1976 Месяц назад

      *Googles Misha Collins*

  • @chesusjrist9733
    @chesusjrist9733 5 лет назад +548

    "Guess I'm not getting that bike this year"?
    More like "guess I'm not getting 3 semesters of college paid for".

  • @Zubb999
    @Zubb999 4 года назад +365

    This guy should do voice acting, I really really like his voice

  • @berylviarisdelesegno4915
    @berylviarisdelesegno4915 3 года назад +8

    I've watched this at least 3 times and it never gets old. It shows how much that's great comedy and it doesn't get old.

  • @acogzxin2963
    @acogzxin2963 5 лет назад +801

    "I'd rather see a puma than see my naked disappointed foggy self in the mirror"

  • @colinsmith1495
    @colinsmith1495 4 года назад +704

    Date a smart girl, guys. She'll know that a down payment for a house is WAY more important than the size of a rock on a ring. My wife went shopping online with me for the engagement ring, and she went for the cubic zirconium on a titanium band. Engagement ring and wedding bands together were less than $200.

    • @LaGrandeBayou
      @LaGrandeBayou 3 года назад +93

      You found a diamond
      ..in all this dirt my friend.

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 3 года назад +51

      @@LaGrandeBayou I really did, in a multitude of ways. God is good!

    • @donnalysan
      @donnalysan 3 года назад +116

      My husband gave me his great grandmother's teeny tiny diamond ring that her fiancé scrimped and saved for. That meant more to me than any huge rock. He trusted me with family history.

    • @Star-qh5wp
      @Star-qh5wp 3 года назад +9

      In our community the father in law and mother in law buy all the jewelry for the bride. Otherwise I wouldn’t have got a grand diamond ring and I would never have expected an expensive ring. I do believe a down payment is much smarter

    • @bobbg9041
      @bobbg9041 3 года назад +16

      DAM, WHAT WAS SHE HIGHCLASS?
      my 2 wedding rings were just over 100 bucks. She didn't want and even after 39 years still don't want a dimond ring. You married high-class smart girl.

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 5 лет назад +651

    Diamonds are a scam and scams are forever. It's just neatly arranged crystalline carbon. Get your special lady a ring with her birthstone or a stone corresponding with her favorite colour.

    • @ajjohnson5046
      @ajjohnson5046 5 лет назад +137

      What if your special lady was born in April? A diamond is their birthstone 😂

    • @UncleMikeDrop
      @UncleMikeDrop 5 лет назад +75

      @@ajjohnson5046 LOL. Ok, you got me there. In that case, source it directly for a better value. Opal, sapphire, or a stone matching her favorite colour is still an option.😁👍

    • @1purplerose
      @1purplerose 5 лет назад +24

      My bf got me a huge 1.5 karat diamond anniversary band "just because he loves me" a couple years ago. We will never marry, so he's just showing his commitment. He's so wonderful!!

    • @sharonritchie7115
      @sharonritchie7115 5 лет назад +22

      proud2BaNurse if he’s all about commitment, why won’t he marry you? Not judging, just wondering.

    • @1purplerose
      @1purplerose 5 лет назад +56

      @@sharonritchie7115 This government makes it so that I won't benefit from being married when it comes to collecting social security benefits. I'm 55. Government makes it so that I have to remain single to get the most benefits. So my bf is only looking out for my best interests...may God bless his heart. He loves me so much that he won't allow me to "screw up my benefits."

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 3 года назад +104

    "Your guys can edit that out right?"
    "Yes"
    Proceeds to not edit anything out.

  • @letyourliteshine2
    @letyourliteshine2 5 лет назад +201

    I know this is an old standup but I really hope Drew feels better soon and that he'll feel well enough to return to standup in the new year.

    • @cappsbriley
      @cappsbriley 5 лет назад +10

      Story?

    • @TheAnnaShowUk
      @TheAnnaShowUk 5 лет назад +17

      Got in an accident in March. Pretty bad

    • @vickisparks1027
      @vickisparks1027 4 года назад +38

      Recovered nicely and doing well.
      This was filmed in Summer 2017, he was hit by a truck in February 2018, returned to the stage just a few months later.

  • @NFMPivotMadnessXD
    @NFMPivotMadnessXD 5 лет назад +73

    This guy's hilarious, how have I not heard of him before? Needs to be on Netflix.

  • @calvinwilkins6233
    @calvinwilkins6233 4 года назад +206

    Dude, the shampoo cocktail! I thought I was the only one because my sisters made fun of me for it.

    • @amandarama3314
      @amandarama3314 4 года назад +13

      i do it with shampoo, conditioner, body wash i mean seriously if im mid shower im not getting out unless that things empty

    • @rondaduse-anthony6755
      @rondaduse-anthony6755 3 года назад +4

      It's a norm in my house! 2 women, but admittedly the other is my daughter who was trained by none other than myself 😁

  • @KevinLeigh
    @KevinLeigh 3 года назад +49

    Well done Drew, some of the most original comedy I've heard in a while.

  • @aamirtanoli4084
    @aamirtanoli4084 5 лет назад +41

    "There is difference between clever people & smart people" 👏
    That right there is the piece of knowledge you can take away, along with laughter.

  • @bribri56
    @bribri56 4 года назад +50

    Love this guy's routines. He emceed on my recent Norwegian cruise in the Caribbean, and his tanning jokes were a big hit with all us pasty cruisers.

  • @NihouNi
    @NihouNi 4 года назад +36

    I could listen to Drew Barth for hours. What a wonderful voice. How lovely to find someone who is super funny and sweet.

  • @odysyr
    @odysyr 2 года назад +7

    Sometimes I forget why I subscribed to Dry Bar. Then the algorithm rolls around and recommends this again and I remember.

  • @eliaspittman
    @eliaspittman 4 года назад +508

    "A wise man does not learn to listen but listens to learn."

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 4 года назад +18

      No that sounds stupid. You gotta learn to listen so that you can listen to learn

    • @eliaspittman
      @eliaspittman 4 года назад +13

      @@benjaminshields9421 although this is true of most people, but a wise man already understands this because they've learned to listen and thus now not only do they listen but because they are wise they are also learning. One day you'll possibly see the truth of these words but until then ponder this instead... "Most people are happy when the truth is unknown, but are they truly content when their mind does not grow?"
      -known

    • @seanokeefe7618
      @seanokeefe7618 4 года назад

      Elias Pittman shut up gay boi

    • @eliaspittman
      @eliaspittman 4 года назад +4

      @@seanokeefe7618 hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🖕 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PoeticOcean
      @PoeticOcean 4 года назад +1

      That makes no sense.

  • @MenacingBanjo
    @MenacingBanjo 4 года назад +61

    His lady voice is really high quality. From such a deep voiced guy as well. That's impressive.

  • @michaelsnedker5446
    @michaelsnedker5446 4 года назад +432

    "...is this the same drew barth that was 'pretty sure' the movie started at 815 last week?"
    - this is exactly what it's like

    • @tybuck6037
      @tybuck6037 4 года назад +10

      I lost it at this part because this is my life lol

    • @YogawithAliBeale
      @YogawithAliBeale 3 года назад +7

      Seriously my favorite part 😂😂😂😂

  • @kimberlyhaugan9983
    @kimberlyhaugan9983 2 года назад +43

    Knowing where the big spoons go is vital. Consistency is a must. You should be able to find the big spoons in the dark.

  • @Renofirefly30
    @Renofirefly30 4 года назад +356

    The political attack add was priceless.

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube 5 лет назад +175

    he should do radio or announcing his voice was made for it

  • @HeyyItsDaleVODS
    @HeyyItsDaleVODS 4 года назад +81

    "I have gold. Oh you dont take gold but you take discover? Hmm."
    Brilliant.

  • @ciannacoleman5125
    @ciannacoleman5125 3 года назад +22

    “Can I see the space needle from here?” “They take it down in the winter” 😂

    • @kellylyons1038
      @kellylyons1038 3 года назад

      In a way it's yes and no at the same time 🤔

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 3 года назад

      Being from Venice, Italy I can relate so badly

  • @Alien_at_Large
    @Alien_at_Large 4 года назад +61

    So many original jokes! "No, these are just our up 'vators. They come up once, and then we have to throw them away."

  • @dudeevarun
    @dudeevarun 5 лет назад +61

    His transitions are so smooth.

  • @faizai228
    @faizai228 3 года назад +61

    "So is styrofoam", I guess we know who the clever person is, 😂

  • @CA-ig3ne
    @CA-ig3ne 5 лет назад +101

    And there’s a bottle of wine because I’m bad at forming interpersonal relationships😂