The Pros And Cons Of Dating Smart People. Drew Barth - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
  • The pros and cons of dating smart people are many and they are often times very complex, but Drew Barth is here to help you work through them in his Full Special "Shoulda Tried Harder" If you liked this full comedy special, theres a chance you'll like Dry Bar Comedy's other comedy specials as well, and they are all available for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available on all iOS and Android devices.
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  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 4 года назад +7954

    “Are we really gonna trust a guy who doesn’t know where the big spoons go?”

    • @steelethescene
      @steelethescene 4 года назад +382

      "Paid for by the woman who knows where the big spoons go."

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 года назад +7

      In the fountain, BTW how do you know its a guy?

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 года назад +1

      AC/DC beware of those who join house to house dude. Don't take any wooden nickles.

    • @scabbage
      @scabbage 4 года назад +8

      Sometimes I really don't know where she wants my big spoons to go.

    • @chazblank2717
      @chazblank2717 4 года назад +13

      @Commie Dog42 yeah what’s your point? That I copied it down in quotation marks and got 2K completely unearned undeserved likes? If it’s any consolation to your offended sensibilities I wasn’t trying to steal anyone’s thunder, I was just stoned and elated enough to share my favorite line. It might not be formatted in “standard” MLA but I’m clearly not claiming the joke as my own.
      Worst case scenario would be giving this dude unhelpful negative and or cryptic feedback like you gave me. But if anything Drew Barth can look through the comments section and see that this is one of his jokes people are having an especially positive response to.

  • @helen9972
    @helen9972 4 года назад +3695

    "and a bottle of wine because I'm bad at forming interpersonal relationships" OUCH he came for the jugular

  • @elizabethmccoy2749
    @elizabethmccoy2749 3 года назад +2855

    This is the only stand up I've heard where I'm not horrified by how the comedian is describing their significant other

    • @Gaia12353
      @Gaia12353 3 года назад +86

      Watch Steve Geyer! He talks about his marriage of 31 years and it’s wonderful.

    • @esosaohenhen
      @esosaohenhen 3 года назад +64

      Jon Melany is pretty solid with his wife’s description as well

    • @harriettubman337
      @harriettubman337 2 года назад +17

      🤣comics get stereotyped too...loads are funny, clean NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 2 года назад +58

      I know! I find most of these “clean comedy” comedians are just bad mouthing their marriages and/or partners! Liked this guy very much …

    • @kimberlyrepe6672
      @kimberlyrepe6672 2 года назад +1

      Yess 👏 Waluigi 💜

  • @suecrosby481
    @suecrosby481 3 года назад +412

    My husband and I took an online IQ test about 19 years ago. We scored the exact same three digits. We each got the questions the other missed.

  • @ziolan8970
    @ziolan8970 4 года назад +4237

    "clap if you're the smart one in the relationship"
    Just prevented at least 10 unplanned pregnancies today

  • @codylgarcia
    @codylgarcia 3 года назад +3510

    “Clap if you’re the smart one in the relationship”
    We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

    • @philup6274
      @philup6274 3 года назад +63

      Hoodwinked

    • @babydriver8134
      @babydriver8134 3 года назад +18

      A Red vs. Blue reference?

    • @malikevans2615
      @malikevans2615 3 года назад +32

      We've been smeckledorfed

    • @t5hammer871
      @t5hammer871 3 года назад +12

      Speckledorfed

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +28

      @@t5hammer871 besmeckledorfed if you're going for exactitude.

  • @LTCDave88
    @LTCDave88 3 года назад +280

    His "Pandora bracelet" bit had me rolling on the floor. He didn't even need to mention how ugly and contrived it all was; his voice did it for him. Hope he fully recovers soon!

  • @tricky2055
    @tricky2055 3 года назад +907

    This guy is hilarious!!! Wasn’t vulgar and didn’t have to say shocking filthy words to try to get laughs. He could have his on sitcom!

    • @unrepentantoffender188
      @unrepentantoffender188 2 года назад +27

      that is the main point of Dry Bar: comedy sans the cursing or vulgarity. Also, "OWN sitcom"

    • @rudeboy1431
      @rudeboy1431 2 года назад +16

      I dont think comedian swear or use vulgar language to try to get laughs. Pretty sure its just part of their vocabulary

    • @AmySkribble
      @AmySkribble 2 года назад +19

      So what? People can be funny with both.

    • @firouz256
      @firouz256 11 месяцев назад +2

      I think he can have his ON and OFF sitcom

  • @madisyn988
    @madisyn988 4 года назад +18735

    his voice sounds like if seth rogen cleared his throat

    • @ohsolovely3995
      @ohsolovely3995 4 года назад +281

      madisyn Lmfaooo underrated comment

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki 4 года назад +138

      madisyn holy moly, you’re right!

    • @dood2274
      @dood2274 4 года назад +90

      Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @justjo510
      @justjo510 4 года назад +78

      I was thinkin jim carey but that works too 🤔😅

    • @jonatanhoog7203
      @jonatanhoog7203 4 года назад +21

      @@ohsolovely3995 Not really considering its the top one haha

  • @harisdiz.5817
    @harisdiz.5817 4 года назад +3624

    She listed a bunch of facts ... and then i said whh ... and that was the end of the argument.

    • @payambehtash7124
      @payambehtash7124 4 года назад +15

      imagine how you can manipulate those idiots though

    • @feYslYa
      @feYslYa 4 года назад +13

      its "but" not "whh"
      couldnt even remember half a word from the clip, guess you're the dumb one in the relationship with your hand

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 4 года назад +100

      @@feYslYa misery loves company.

    • @BrandonAEnglish
      @BrandonAEnglish 4 года назад +16

      If it had been reversed, then facts would've meant nothing to her.

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 4 года назад +5

      @@BrandonAEnglish hehehe... and you're still with her ... nice.

  • @praussie311
    @praussie311 3 года назад +215

    "Gluten free corn bread is like biting into a sandcastle." 🤣😂

  • @jasonsteve3865
    @jasonsteve3865 3 года назад +612

    if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

    • @kellylyons1038
      @kellylyons1038 3 года назад +6

      Why would you steal someone else's comment?

    • @chrisucl
      @chrisucl 2 года назад

      I know, he's so dreamy.

    • @marcdemell5976
      @marcdemell5976 2 года назад +2

      @@kellylyons1038 Why would you bother pointing that out? Not Important ! Take care .

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer 4 года назад +4991

    *wedding ring flies off* ". . . That's not an omen or anything, right?" Even this dude's improv is on point.

    • @sto4713
      @sto4713 3 года назад +95

      If hed stop working out like me he wouldnt have that problem with his finger being too skinny...')

    • @AsmoDeus8335
      @AsmoDeus8335 3 года назад +63

      Anyone know if he's still married😆

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 3 года назад +56

      21:15

    • @LucyMankiller
      @LucyMankiller 3 года назад +7

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    • @atomicbunny6174
      @atomicbunny6174 3 года назад +18

      @@LucyMankiller yes

  • @XGD5layer
    @XGD5layer 4 года назад +7691

    "Diamonds are forever."
    "I know, sweetie. And so is styrofoam."
    I died.

    • @wailelealoha
      @wailelealoha 4 года назад +92

      I LOVED that line--and the one about the big spoons!!

    • @carson551
      @carson551 3 года назад +56

      As a smart woman, all I thought was when the two things biodegrade and how to destroy a diamond.

    • @greetingsgoodsir8143
      @greetingsgoodsir8143 3 года назад +5

      Rip in rip

    • @siren2315
      @siren2315 3 года назад +1

      XGD5layer I dont get it. Can somebody please explain?

    • @greetingsgoodsir8143
      @greetingsgoodsir8143 3 года назад +18

      Siren styrofoam doesn’t decompose quickly

  • @gabygrand
    @gabygrand 3 года назад +64

    “Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything” hahaha

  • @wingsandash
    @wingsandash 3 года назад +94

    If Clark Kent were a stand-up comic. He's sweet, funny and wise.

  • @FoamyLatte78
    @FoamyLatte78 4 года назад +11331

    *Quietly files this under "comedians who love their wives and don't rely on sexist jokes” * :)

    • @supercalifragic1551
      @supercalifragic1551 4 года назад +1089

      Husband hating jokes are just as common as wife hating jokes. They're all pathetic. Respect your spouses, people.

    • @mimio008
      @mimio008 4 года назад +265

      Yeah that's a breeze of fresh air

    • @recusantbile9829
      @recusantbile9829 4 года назад +62

      Because you "lowkey" enjoy that kind of comedy?

    • @lfreece2
      @lfreece2 4 года назад +66

      Shadup you nag

    • @lynns4122
      @lynns4122 4 года назад +245

      @@lfreece2 you seem like a delight

  • @Based_Goddd
    @Based_Goddd 4 года назад +2608

    I hope he blows up, first I’ve seen of him. He’s confident on stage and hilarious! Upload more of him

    • @SUPERMAR10312
      @SUPERMAR10312 4 года назад +113

      Whelp time for bed . . . I read your first sentence and wondered why you would want him to explode.

    • @roberthammon9621
      @roberthammon9621 4 года назад +17

      @@SUPERMAR10312 I think he meant that he wants his popularity to "blow up." Something got lost in the translation.

    • @Based_Goddd
      @Based_Goddd 4 года назад +25

      Nothing got lost in translation lol, he just didn’t understand a common phrase.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 4 года назад +39

      This is one of the best shows I've seen by an unknown comic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole set.
      Wishing this comedian the best of luck!

    • @mariewagner5283
      @mariewagner5283 4 года назад +18

      Anybody hear how his health is doing? They posted his stuff awhile ago but he took a hiatus recently because of a major health scare. Wondering if he's doing better or not.

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 3 года назад +94

    "Your guys can edit that out right?"
    "Yes"
    Proceeds to not edit anything out.

  • @tallanddark89
    @tallanddark89 4 года назад +1439

    That negative attack ad metaphor was actually hilarious

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 4 года назад +22

      Yes, unbelievable.. too real, but fantastic. I died laughing

    • @RonaldMcPaul
      @RonaldMcPaul 4 года назад +6

      @@jfish032 RIP you

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 3 года назад +5

      Especially the last little brought to you by part

  • @destinydunham103
    @destinydunham103 4 года назад +4408

    He keeps commenting on his weight, but he actually looks good. And he is super talented. I laughed so much. Also love that instead making jokes about woman being “bitchy” like a lot of comedians, 90 percent of this was him talking about how he loves his wife

    • @Mike_A1114
      @Mike_A1114 4 года назад +68

      I’m gonna use that styrofoam bit 😂

    • @sandybeach7487
      @sandybeach7487 4 года назад +96

      I agree, he is a healthy good looking man.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +185

      I just saw a stand-up video (on this channel i think) of a guy whose jokes were basically just him complaining about his wife. I left cause it just felt like he had an unhealthy relationship and it made me uncomfortable... This is 100% more funny and refreshing. Like John Mulaney’s “I love my wife” stuff

    • @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7
      @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7 4 года назад +31

      @@DeathnoteBB I came from the same video, this is far more entertaining the other was just sad.

    • @recoverytips6541
      @recoverytips6541 4 года назад +41

      Wasn't this just his first anniversary? Give him 10-20 years lol (hopefully not, I'm jk)

  • @christian2854
    @christian2854 3 года назад +59

    "I'm just not allowed to go back to that target" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlyhaugan9983
    @kimberlyhaugan9983 Год назад +36

    Knowing where the big spoons go is vital. Consistency is a must. You should be able to find the big spoons in the dark.

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys 4 года назад +2114

    “You guys can edit that out right?”
    Them: well yes, but actually no.

  • @donnahampton3632
    @donnahampton3632 4 года назад +1543

    "That's too many muscles. You'd scare the cat." (in wife voice)

  • @IMG530
    @IMG530 3 года назад +57

    "And if you’re dumb, THANK YOU."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lisacardwell2508
    @lisacardwell2508 Месяц назад +2

    Clean , no racial jokes !!! I really like this guy 😂. No subtle or blatant gaslighting of others . I hope his comedic career takes off .Good luck, keep up the good work.

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 3 года назад +1881

    ..You know, he's probably spot on about the chocolate diamonds and the board meeting.

    • @lavinder11
      @lavinder11 3 года назад +15

      That's what happened with Axe Dark and Gold Temptation during the marketing brainstorms.

    • @cassiebrooke2490
      @cassiebrooke2490 3 года назад +18

      haha. I wouldn't be surprised if he's right. LOL

    • @howlingwaters2741
      @howlingwaters2741 2 года назад +12

      My old jeweler called the "Chocolate Diamonds" Brownies.

    • @serenazhang9222
      @serenazhang9222 2 года назад +4

      Now here is even “salt and pepper” diamond.... wishing the trend go back to quality.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 года назад +3967

    This was nice. He felt like I was having a funny conversation with a friend during a lunch.
    It wasn’t a bust-your-gut laughter but it was strangely educational with life advice and the like. Very comfortable to listen to.

    • @blankshaliburton277
      @blankshaliburton277 3 года назад +94

      if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

    • @jeffdrum5541
      @jeffdrum5541 3 года назад +59

      I'mma have to disagree... my gut will take a day to recover after watching this.

    • @ggrthemostgodless8713
      @ggrthemostgodless8713 3 года назад +11

      You can ruin a wet dream!!
      "strangely educational with life and the like" !! ----- yack.

    • @lanatorbica8815
      @lanatorbica8815 3 года назад +28

      Im pretty sure this is possibly the worst thing you can say to a comedian lol
      Comedian: writes script specifically to induce laughter in the crowd
      Crowd: well that was pretty comfortable to listen to..

    • @ArtScottMusicStudios
      @ArtScottMusicStudios 2 года назад +7

      Nice flow. Good timing.

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara 2 года назад +28

    I'm losing it every time he imitates couples 😁😂 He's so spot on

  • @pandorazbox9659
    @pandorazbox9659 2 года назад +18

    I like this delivery.
    No belly laughs, Just a constant smile and a giggle. Good one.

  • @BelenPeralta1
    @BelenPeralta1 4 года назад +773

    “He probably doesn’t get winded when we make out” IM CRYING 😂😂

  • @mww22410
    @mww22410 4 года назад +1484

    I love the voice he does for his wife. 🙃

  • @Sophia00077
    @Sophia00077 2 года назад +30

    I love when comedy is not cringy, where you basically feel embarassed for the comdian trying too hard. I find, that the audience always wants the comedian to own the stage & enjoy themselves, and when they clearly got the boat sailing, that's when you as a listener can just truly relax into the ride.

  • @micahgentles8944
    @micahgentles8944 2 года назад +43

    This was so homey :). I love this type of humor, where somewhat ordinary things are elevated by the person who's talking about them. Very comfortable to listen to.

  • @jeanettaM194
    @jeanettaM194 4 года назад +1559

    Wait!!...bring him back. He’s so animated. Timing is great and his voice is very distinguished. Good audience.

    • @jamesthe-doctor8981
      @jamesthe-doctor8981 4 года назад +16

      He should be back soon, if not already. I know he was in an accident almost exactly one year ago and did suffer some brain trauma. There's a go fund me account somebody put up to help with the medical bills.

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 2 года назад +1

      @@jamesthe-doctor8981 a comfortably-off white guy cannot afford medical bills in US ? Man, American healthcare system must be really broken !!! Get rid of those greedy insurance companies soon

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 4 года назад +1466

    "So is styrofoam." 😅

    • @MsShellectable
      @MsShellectable 4 года назад +21

      Brilllllllllllllliant line.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +5

      Cubic Zirconium. AKA shamrock.

    • @velesik.1416
      @velesik.1416 4 года назад +6

      The ring that floats 😂😂

    • @ahjteam
      @ahjteam 4 года назад +5

      Well you can douse styrofoam in gasoline and you have napalm. If you burn that, styrofoam won’t be forever.

  • @AarielNigam
    @AarielNigam 3 года назад +88

    This is the most wholesome hilarious comedian I’ve ever seen

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy Год назад +30

    Give this man a Netflix special NOW! Thank you for the laughs Sir!

  • @cheong728
    @cheong728 4 года назад +1606

    I've heard other MALE comedians say there are no good looking MALE comedians. Because handsome men don't have to be funny. They were wrong.

    • @cheong728
      @cheong728 4 года назад +36

      @@DigitalDaydreams Some male comedian said that on Joe Rogan's show. Some time ago. He said " have you ever seen a male super model that was funny ? " Joe said nothing. Perhaps cos Joe is quite good looking himself.

    • @DasReverend
      @DasReverend 4 года назад +48

      It's more dependent on whether someone perceives themselves as attractive. If you can rely on looks you feel less pressure to develop a personality

    • @Rectiifyy
      @Rectiifyy 4 года назад +16

      cheong728 he said super models, not good looking there is a difference

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no 4 года назад +9

      @@cheong728 well I mean Joe Rogan isn't really funny so...

    • @three7446
      @three7446 4 года назад +2

      cheong728 well sadly usually hot men have bad personalities but not all lol

  • @ciannacoleman5125
    @ciannacoleman5125 3 года назад +21

    “Can I see the space needle from here?” “They take it down in the winter” 😂

    • @kellylyons1038
      @kellylyons1038 3 года назад

      In a way it's yes and no at the same time 🤔

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 2 года назад

      Being from Venice, Italy I can relate so badly

  • @queendio7520
    @queendio7520 2 года назад +23

    I love how he genuinely calls his wife ‘sweetie’ it’s so lovely

  • @ToastyJunebugs
    @ToastyJunebugs 4 года назад +6279

    HE SOUNDS LIKE A SEXY KERMIT I NOTICED AND CAN'T UN-HEAR IT SOMEONE HELP

    • @niyasworld2290
      @niyasworld2290 4 года назад +344

      You made me notice. I can't un-notice!!

    • @mubarakabdi2229
      @mubarakabdi2229 4 года назад +232

      This is so funny it's fucked up

    • @SonjaDawn
      @SonjaDawn 4 года назад +94

      He also looks like a sexy kermit! Haha did I make it better?

    • @softballgirlygirl112
      @softballgirlygirl112 4 года назад +22

      Dianna Stroud oh my 😭😭😭😭😂

    • @amberfillmore3517
      @amberfillmore3517 4 года назад +46

      Well thanks. Now I can't un hear hear it either

  • @Sh3phali
    @Sh3phali 4 года назад +3005

    Absolutely refreshing to hear someone who actually loves their wife and doesn't feel the need for sexist jokes about marriage

    • @BezmenovWasRight
      @BezmenovWasRight 4 года назад +14

      🤢🤮

    • @brittroobies274
      @brittroobies274 4 года назад +149

      @Derrell S Ah. A male who isn't secure in his own masculinity and has below par morals. Hello.

    • @brittroobies274
      @brittroobies274 4 года назад +102

      @Derrell S Such a shame you're that insecure buddy. Don't worry, it normally gets better as you age.

    • @saygod777
      @saygod777 4 года назад +1

      Krystal Louve why?

    • @saygod777
      @saygod777 4 года назад +3

      Derrell S why?

  • @faizai228
    @faizai228 3 года назад +58

    "So is styrofoam", I guess we know who the clever person is, 😂

  • @heathermiller5765
    @heathermiller5765 3 года назад +44

    I laughed so hard when he said "shampoo cocktail" 😄

  • @kreigthepsycho
    @kreigthepsycho 4 года назад +734

    Pros: they're smart
    Cons: they're smart

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 4 года назад +29

      It's nice to benefit from the intelligence of another person that puts up with you for some reason, but it's at the expense of being reminded how dumb you are. It's a double-edged sword unfortunately. The smart person in a relationship permanently has the upper hand.

    • @Hallooo790
      @Hallooo790 4 года назад +28

      @@troodon1096 Smart people already have a hard time forming relationships with others, both romantic and platonic. It goes both ways.

    • @codynelson7575
      @codynelson7575 3 года назад +1

      What if I'm the smart one?

    • @valeriyanev11
      @valeriyanev11 3 года назад +11

      @@codynelson7575 Clap your hands.

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 3 года назад +2249

    he feels like he would be a slightly prominent but still mildly unknown character in iCarly

    • @stephenscribbles
      @stephenscribbles 3 года назад +91

      Oddly accurate

    • @quintonkirk285
      @quintonkirk285 3 года назад +62

      He could of played her brother

    • @SmellMyKnee15
      @SmellMyKnee15 3 года назад +8

      Like Rebecca Berkowitz

    • @YantisOm
      @YantisOm 3 года назад +50

      I tell ya, these millennials and their references... iCarly? I've never even heard of that phone before... 👴🏼

    • @IveytheGrey
      @IveytheGrey 3 года назад +31

      Could be their cousin who hung out with Spencer just enough to be funny but not enough to be as big of an idiot.

  • @twistedalicemcgee
    @twistedalicemcgee 3 года назад +64

    It's so awesome to hear a man talk about body image this way, I mean I wish no one felt that way but it's not often talked about with guys.

  • @TheKingOfTheHobos
    @TheKingOfTheHobos 3 года назад +37

    This is the FUNNIEST comedian to ever come to the drybar! We saw this years ago and it is still as good today!! We have watched this many times over and shared it with friends and family! Drew, we need more! Also, you are quoted endlessly in our house.

  • @fairy5668
    @fairy5668 4 года назад +461

    GIVE THIS PERSON A NETFLIX SPECIAL

    • @MJ-sy2en
      @MJ-sy2en 3 года назад +6

      He's better than Netflix

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 3 года назад +18

      He’s a straight white male though how can they virtue signal with his special

    • @YogawithAliBeale
      @YogawithAliBeale 3 года назад +14

      Dry bar has been killing it lately way better then some of the new content out there! Such good content and clean go figure!

    • @shaec3405
      @shaec3405 3 года назад

      Yes!

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 3 года назад +1

      @@inspectorjavert8443 Wow the edgelord thought he made a point. Are you forgetting how many straight white men comedians there are on Netflix?

  • @gottesurteil3201
    @gottesurteil3201 3 года назад +1059

    I really like his shrill-girly voice. It doesn't even sound mocking it's like he knows exactly how those types of women behave and he is merely reflecting that.

    • @tashacope4663
      @tashacope4663 3 года назад +25

      That was my favourite bit 😂 it’s so accurate the way he talks as well

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 2 года назад +39

      Thanks! I'm sensitive about coming across as being mocking or generalizing. I'm not sure I would do it anymore without qualifying it afterwards, "I know that's a bad impression of all the women you know. But, it's an excellent impression one woman I know."

    • @melodyofmusic9575
      @melodyofmusic9575 2 года назад +10

      @@drewbarth it was a really good impression. I am a girl and I enjoyed it!

  • @blankshaliburton277
    @blankshaliburton277 3 года назад +14

    Drew nailed everything all the way through. He pointed out true facts that are interesting and make you think, and then had the right punchline for them all. Plus, he wasn't mean or nasty about anything, which is amazing. Great job!!

  • @adreabrooks11
    @adreabrooks11 2 года назад +9

    That Space Needle thing slays me. I used to have a friend who worked at the Canada-USA border, and he used to bring back stories like this on a daily basis. People are hilarious.

  • @jessicaj8564
    @jessicaj8564 4 года назад +580

    When the wedding ring flew off, I was first thinking that the fruit boy who stacked the apple made the triangle fall and apples went everywhere LOL

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 4 года назад +50

      So that's what that was... I thought somebody threw a coin or something. Good eye there

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 года назад +20

      21:12 His next argument at home. "Oh, goodness."

    • @Agent99c
      @Agent99c 4 года назад +4

      Jessica J I totally thought the same! Lol

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 4 года назад +7

      @@Agent99c yeah and I thought "wow hes really into it" 🤪😂👌

    • @fortuneunfaded
      @fortuneunfaded 4 года назад +8

      Extra funny considering the “losing the ring” bit as well

  • @jeffreystewart9809
    @jeffreystewart9809 3 года назад +527

    As a jeweler, i can definitely say he nailed this. 😂

  • @KevinLeigh
    @KevinLeigh 2 года назад +47

    Well done Drew, some of the most original comedy I've heard in a while.

  • @aussiebloke609
    @aussiebloke609 Год назад +5

    That last joke reminded me of Guy de Maupassant, who hated the Eiffel Tower so much he ate lunch at the restaurant there, every day. His reason - because it's the only place in the city where he could sit and not see the tower.

  • @ThatOneGuy-nd6od
    @ThatOneGuy-nd6od 4 года назад +797

    i like the fact that his comedy is so casual like he's talking to a few friends

  • @Maduesdras
    @Maduesdras 4 года назад +298

    "I'm just saying....finish your burrito..."😂😂😂

  • @sugarcaneplain2097
    @sugarcaneplain2097 3 года назад +27

    He is gooooood!! The smart person doesn't clap right here... This is a trap 😂😂 19:22 I am hurting 😂😂😭😂😂😂 this is too fun-T

  • @Msquared112
    @Msquared112 2 года назад +9

    He’s got a great voice for radio, TV, and voice talent. Plus, he’s very funny!

  • @TheBusinessman33
    @TheBusinessman33 4 года назад +628

    Hope he gets a netflix special

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 4 года назад

      Tommy Heitz he’s (also) hot

    • @heathersmith9269
      @heathersmith9269 4 года назад +1

      i actually think that would be cool

    • @deadkiing
      @deadkiing 4 года назад

      isnt the part of dry bar comedy to give them a special? or am i missing something?

  • @odysyr
    @odysyr 2 года назад +3

    Sometimes I forget why I subscribed to Dry Bar. Then the algorithm rolls around and recommends this again and I remember.

  • @XXXX-yc6wv
    @XXXX-yc6wv 2 года назад +5

    LOL, when I went to the VW Tech Park in Wolfsburg, Germany, I was driving a rental Mercedes.
    The valet at the hotel gave it a sneer and did actually ask if I wanted to have it crushed.

  • @DanMan91693
    @DanMan91693 4 года назад +4066

    Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
    Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

    • @DillonRust
      @DillonRust 4 года назад +84

      Daniel O'Connor Yeah I think it’s just his bit. Honestly I think he’s been heavily inspired by other comics, so his style isn’t exactly on point with his persona. He reminds me of Bill Burr and Louis CK heavily. Especially his “female” voice jokes

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... 4 года назад +15

      And he well knows it! ;)

    • @drewnosky5892
      @drewnosky5892 4 года назад +6

      Daniel O'Connor its in our nature

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 года назад

      @Katharina he is hyena

    • @AllThePeppermint
      @AllThePeppermint 4 года назад +58

      Everybody relates to self depreciating humor about one's own body. Not many people relate to the top 20% most attractive people, which I think he easily falls under.

  • @remoteportal
    @remoteportal 4 года назад +341

    His material is FIRST CLASS; he needs to go global.

    • @dattagrace
      @dattagrace 4 года назад +1

      Right! He deserves his own Netflix Special

  • @Imevul
    @Imevul 2 года назад +5

    My go-to boat name if I ever get a boat: "Unsinkable II"

  • @Msquared112
    @Msquared112 2 года назад +7

    He’s got a perfect voice for voice talent ads and announcements. Plus, he’s very funny!

  • @geraldfrost4710
    @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +839

    My wife used her wedding ring to pay her attorney for our divorce. Diamonds are forever. Relationships, not so much.

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 4 года назад +48

      And she most likely only got like 10% what you paid.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +23

      @@lifeiswonderful22 I have anecdotal evidence that this is true. She said I'd hired the biggest scum-bucket in the county, and that her lawyer was crap.

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 года назад +5

      Why did you listen to her?

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +13

      @@LoveLove-zg4jn Excellent question. Somewhere between "hope springeth eternal" and "take that, (lady dog)!"

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 года назад +4

      God can't deny Himself Gerold. If you put away your wife the bible says that you still have to provide for her. Since you humbled her.

  • @michaelsnedker5446
    @michaelsnedker5446 4 года назад +431

    "...is this the same drew barth that was 'pretty sure' the movie started at 815 last week?"
    - this is exactly what it's like

    • @tybuck6037
      @tybuck6037 3 года назад +10

      I lost it at this part because this is my life lol

    • @YogawithAliBeale
      @YogawithAliBeale 3 года назад +7

      Seriously my favorite part 😂😂😂😂

  • @juliekrol
    @juliekrol 2 года назад +14

    He’s really animated and uses his whole body which most comedians don’t. Doesn’t try to be funny, he just is with his observations and mannerisms. Plus he’s really good looking and reminds me of this guy I went out with, only most likely not a douche bag since he’s married 😂

  • @scenic871
    @scenic871 Год назад +6

    The space needle part was amazing. The timing, the body language, the facial expressions. Like Jim Carrey at his absolute best😂

  • @northernfpv9562
    @northernfpv9562 4 года назад +147

    He's a natural! He just went on and on and on with no break or silences to think of what was next.

  • @thefudgestix
    @thefudgestix 4 года назад +1554

    Clever people think they're smart. Smart people know how much they know and how much they don't know.

    • @catrabbit4996
      @catrabbit4996 4 года назад +3

      whichwitch Classic Socrates

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 4 года назад +119

      "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

    • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
      @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 4 года назад +6

      a clever line.

    • @thefudgestix
      @thefudgestix 4 года назад +21

      @Mike Nkorean I didn't quote Socrates, that's my own opinion in the original comment.

    • @telmobrito519
      @telmobrito519 4 года назад +6

      how about somebody clever AND smart ? :P

  • @berylviarisdelesegno4915
    @berylviarisdelesegno4915 3 года назад +8

    I've watched this at least 3 times and it never gets old. It shows how much that's great comedy and it doesn't get old.

  • @LopsideMakes
    @LopsideMakes 3 года назад +15

    **Ring flies off randomly** "This's not an omen or anything, right?"

  • @Innengelaender
    @Innengelaender 4 года назад +131

    You can hear his comedy comes from a place of love and compassion. It is pretty funny and amazing to watch.

  • @SwitchBladeEVO
    @SwitchBladeEVO 4 года назад +172

    This guy is hysterical. I love how animated and goofy he is.

  • @andreidragostin
    @andreidragostin 2 года назад +14

    I work from home and frequently rearrange everything in the kitchen. Love listening to my wife trying to silently open drawer after drawer in stead of asking where the spoons are. I have seen the woman spread butter on toast using the handle of a fork.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 4 года назад +546

    "Would you like it if I were 6% body fat, had a fauxhawk, and spoke Italian?"
    Shoot man, I'd love to *be* that. Problem is I love garlic bread and laziness more.

    • @amandarama3314
      @amandarama3314 3 года назад +3

      lol same

    • @anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      @anyaoranastasyarecords4932 3 года назад +4

      Missed the "be" part, and got big ace vibes lol (yeah, I know it's in bold)

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 3 года назад

      @@anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      As one who isn't ace (I'm still not 100% on what that means but I'm pretty sure I would know if I was), what exactly does it mean?

    • @oneoddduck777
      @oneoddduck777 3 года назад +7

      "garlic bread" is all the italian it is necessary to speak.

    • @anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      @anyaoranastasyarecords4932 3 года назад +3

      @@LuckySketches ace as in asexual! garlic bread is kind of a thing in the asexual community. Asexual means you do not experience sexual attraction.

  • @Zubb999
    @Zubb999 3 года назад +366

    This guy should do voice acting, I really really like his voice

  • @jamesweaver4021
    @jamesweaver4021 2 года назад +5

    This dude just showed up in my list for no reason. He’s really good.

  • @huntermccaskill3938
    @huntermccaskill3938 3 года назад +11

    21:25 I had to rewatch this 3 times to realize it was his ring that flew off

    • @MsBluebot
      @MsBluebot Год назад

      Ooh that’s what it was!!

  • @eliaspittman
    @eliaspittman 4 года назад +508

    "A wise man does not learn to listen but listens to learn."

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 4 года назад +18

      No that sounds stupid. You gotta learn to listen so that you can listen to learn

    • @eliaspittman
      @eliaspittman 4 года назад +13

      @@benjaminshields9421 although this is true of most people, but a wise man already understands this because they've learned to listen and thus now not only do they listen but because they are wise they are also learning. One day you'll possibly see the truth of these words but until then ponder this instead... "Most people are happy when the truth is unknown, but are they truly content when their mind does not grow?"
      -known

    • @seanokeefe7618
      @seanokeefe7618 4 года назад

      Elias Pittman shut up gay boi

    • @eliaspittman
      @eliaspittman 4 года назад +4

      @@seanokeefe7618 hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🖕 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PoeticOcean
      @PoeticOcean 4 года назад +1

      That makes no sense.

  • @onewayturtles
    @onewayturtles 3 года назад +360

    17 years ago I was roommates with this guy's girlfriend. I'm so glad he made it!

    • @suckadick7754
      @suckadick7754 3 года назад +15

      Was he a comic back then too?

    • @basmalasaad3039
      @basmalasaad3039 3 года назад +18

      Is the girlfriend his current wife?

    • @HMASbogan
      @HMASbogan 2 года назад +6

      The old girlfriend?

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 года назад +2

      That's fantastic!

  • @farmerchick3040
    @farmerchick3040 2 года назад +5

    This guy was great. Honest observational humor.

  • @dianeathoacardinalridge8788
    @dianeathoacardinalridge8788 Год назад +1

    The Lexus joke about the kid not getting a bike for Christmas - classic!

  • @acogzxin2963
    @acogzxin2963 4 года назад +801

    "I'd rather see a puma than see my naked disappointed foggy self in the mirror"

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 4 года назад +215

    I have to say this, for those that do not know it exists .... the Dry Bar app is the best thing I have ever added to my phone. Listening to comedy on my drive to and from work is not only better than any radio station but awesome therapy hahaha and I do not work for Dry Bar, just extremely appreciative of the joy they and their stand-ups have brought me

    • @ronvalley1973
      @ronvalley1973 4 года назад +10

      ever just try to find some half way decent rock and roll music on the radio? almost impossible.

    • @stephenvoncrven4319
      @stephenvoncrven4319 4 года назад +4

      oh thanks! i don't like audiobooks and sometimes i'm not feeling putting some spotify on.

    • @elizabethcreated9263
      @elizabethcreated9263 4 года назад +9

      I feel you, my dad passed and comedy helps.

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 4 года назад +5

      @@elizabethcreated9263 I'm sorry 😥😥 stick with the best medicine....laughter. all the best to you an' yours, truly

    • @GOAWAYIMBATIN
      @GOAWAYIMBATIN 4 года назад +5

      @@elizabethcreated9263 Same here, gotta laugh somehow right?

  • @blinkth3dog
    @blinkth3dog Год назад +11

    that wine bottle interpersonal joke...i died. that said, im the guy who totally buys like 20 bath washes once a year at bath and body works, use a coupon bam, set for the year.

  • @urmaisgay6495
    @urmaisgay6495 2 года назад +16

    im so glad he ripped into ‘chocolate diamonds’. its exactly right.
    china can synthesise diamonds far cheaper than they can be mined and processed, so all the rough manky diamonds that used to be used on drill bits and saw blades are now being sold to the public as illustrious sounding chocolate, charcoal, champagne, etc.
    black diamonds are even worse. theyre so riddled with flaws and inclusions that they have to be radiated until they turn opaque black, so you cant see into the stone.
    but hey, it carries the buzzword diamond at least, right?

  • @Renofirefly30
    @Renofirefly30 3 года назад +354

    The political attack add was priceless.

  • @boldsuitcase6724
    @boldsuitcase6724 4 года назад +751

    Why does this dude sound like the super masculine version of Kermit.

    • @matthewread9001
      @matthewread9001 4 года назад +10

      Bold Suitcase right in the money with that. But he also does kind of sound like a “Doug” in my opinion.

    • @boldsuitcase6724
      @boldsuitcase6724 4 года назад +1

      @@matthewread9001 indeed this is true

    • @frofiyk
      @frofiyk 4 года назад +4

      Kermit the Hunk

    • @jenniferh.7219
      @jenniferh.7219 4 года назад

      Tone, intonation & cadence not to mention pitch/

    • @skilly72
      @skilly72 4 года назад

      I can't unhear it!

  • @XaHiBreathe
    @XaHiBreathe 2 года назад +5

    I would just like to announce: your comedy helped me defeat Nightmare King Grimm, thank you! I've been struggling with him for days!

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 2 года назад +3

      Happy to help :)

  • @navjotsingh7360
    @navjotsingh7360 2 года назад +3

    His voice feels majestic like a king. I wish i had it.

  • @miles3026
    @miles3026 4 года назад +188

    He looks like if Benedict Cumberbatch and Misha Collins had a baby and a wizard blessed him with sexy kermit’s voice

    • @hopefireaddington8260
      @hopefireaddington8260 3 года назад +6

      More like if Chris Hemsworth,Benedict Cumberbatch and Harry Styles had a child😂

    • @piperjaycie
      @piperjaycie 2 года назад

      Reminds me a bit of James Marsden too.

  • @ReubenAStern
    @ReubenAStern 4 года назад +545

    This dude should voice cartoons... He sounds like Troy Mclure is he wasn't a con man... a voice you can trust. A super hero voice. His female impression is straight out of a 90's cartoon.

    • @kcblachere152
      @kcblachere152 4 года назад +18

      I always thought he sounds like a TV show host from the 50's

    • @jvhanch9826
      @jvhanch9826 3 года назад +4

      Omg facts! smooth voice👏👏👏👏👌

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 3 года назад +2

      Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
      Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

    • @Sire.English
      @Sire.English 3 года назад +3

      @@tomfoolery5526 Did you just Copy paste this from the Daniel O' Connor dude? In the comments...?

  • @haydengodfrey8346
    @haydengodfrey8346 3 года назад +24

    The spoon and ladle line reminded me of my gangly frame and social undesirability.

    • @jenniferannewerezak6897
      @jenniferannewerezak6897 3 года назад

      Naw, you're great :D

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 3 года назад +1

      @@jenniferannewerezak6897 Why, I cordially thank you.

    • @jenniferannewerezak6897
      @jenniferannewerezak6897 3 года назад

      Speaking from the heart, you're most welcome, Hayden. The sooner you see yourself as desirable, the more opportunities you will unconsciously provide for others to appreciate how desirable you really are.
      Credit: my Social Psych professor, Dr Hilary Bergsieker 💖

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 3 года назад

      @@jenniferannewerezak6897 I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm an outcast mostly of my own accord. I prefer to befriend a few genuine people, as opposed to a horde of loyal cronies. My initial comment was a bit of a jab at my... shall we say, odd physique. I'm tall and scrawny, with disproportionate limbs, making me distinguishable from my peers. I also happen to have a particularly stigmatized social disorder. In all honesty, I have a dry, cynical, sometimes improper sense of humor which is poorly conveyed over the internet. Regardless of these facts, I am rarely self-conscious of any of them. Thank you for expressing concern. I respect the gesture greatly. Despite the misunderstanding, you have certainly improved my day. Side note: if I have made any grammatical errors, forgive me. It is late, and I would do well to acquire a few hours of sleep.

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 3 года назад

      I also respect your apparent knowledge of the subject. It seems Dr. Bergsieker has taught you well.

  • @rachelgonzales4595
    @rachelgonzales4595 2 года назад +3

    He has such a kind and humble approach!