Nobody Cares About Their Second Kid. David Dyer - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2020
- Nobody cares about their second kid, whether it's about what kind of world we leave behind for them, or whether we see them wandering towards an outlet with a fork, the second child just isn't quite as cared for. Whether you're a second child, or a third or a first, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Dave Dyer is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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"There are some days I really don't care what kinda world they are left with...." 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Hysterical.
I love these (not yet real famous) comedians. They’re funny because they have to be, I’m glad talent still exists.
This dude is funny as all hell!
True, its good stuff. I subscribed. Ron White is awesome as well
Great point and you're right
Well said! My fave from here is Kabir Singh Cam Bertrand Kay Lewis and Jose Sarduy
Absolutely. Undercelebrated but so refreshingly original.
26 seconds in and THIS GUY NEEDS A TV SHOW!!!
I really felt the whole whistle thing. My mother raised all my siblings and all my first cousins with a whistle. As soon as she whistled, no matter where and what we were doing, we all would stop and head towards the whistle LOL
Same
thats disturbing
This is how my father located me in a store. Awkward.
Sounds like y'all would make it home to a mean pecan pie. "Peekan pah" sounds more delicious than "pecan pie". Wait...now I gotta run to the store. 😁
Based on sound of music I learned not to respond to whistles....
Thank you for snapping me out of my misery. God blessed you with humor and wittiness.
1st kid; OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING, ARE YOU OKAY??!! 2nd kid; Don't bleed on the carpet ...
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Gold
@Confused Atbest The 3rd child may be told " You are accident prone." Always the only one that gets hurt, hu ? Why is that ? CHILD NUMBER THREE, can't blame the parent, even if they were an irresponsible parent at times. That would be "sacrilegious" or " displaying your dirty laundry in public ." If we survive with our self esteem in tact or we somehow can recover our self esteem through healing, we are OKAY !
Dressing up for the job you want is a classic! Dave’s comment on capes instantly reminded me of this line: “My boss said to dress for the job you want... So I showed up to the conference, dressed as Batman”
Wow! He is such a good comedian. The stories and his comedic timing were amazing.
Oh my. What hysterical material! This guy is funny! The entire set made me laugh out loud. Great delivery too! Great job!
they do not care unless it is the first granddaughter in both sides of the family. after that it is just child
I feel his anger funny!❤️
These are better than Netflix specials.
I’m the youngest of 3 kids, and by the time I was born, my folks didn’t event bother to take pictures of me!
But you remember that when you have a family!! Keep the camera at the ready!!
Dances with twins. I told mom the same thing that you said. There were few photos.
I’m second to youngest of SEVEN! I’ve never seen a pic of me younger than 6 lol
Aww 😔
Dang
This guy is hilarious. I don’t have any kids but most of my close friends do and they are mostly proud of their family but I also can sense their pain and anguish.
As a 2nd child, I can vouch that all of this is accurate.
Reading this I felt sorry for my 2nd daughter.. :) that's indeed accurate.
(I'm a 1st child but it was the opposite for me.)
2nd child learn quick have to do everything themselfs! 1st child is the dumb goldenchild!
Me too
Try being the middle child. Now THAT sucks. 😅
Yee
When we were kids we lived on a lake in the summers. Every family around the lake had a different way to call their kids home. My dad called us home by using a conch shell. It could be heard everywhere and the sound echoed off the mountains. Ahhhh, great memories.
They used a conch shell at my two daughters charter school to announce the school day was beginning in hawaii. My mother yelled “Biddles” “Dinner”-she named my twin sister and I a common nickname. I don’t remember the whole story but it was that when we were little we spoke our on language that she called biddling. I think there was a fictious family on SNL.
actually LOL'd. for real. this guy is funny. 24 mins well spent.
Lol the whistling part confused the hell out of my dog 🐕 😂😂🤣😂
That's hilarious!
The most consistently funny channel for comedy which I have comfortably recommended to friends and family. Lots of original.
Shout out to all the second kids! I'm a second kid. We practically raised ourselves.
But you are really self sufficient aren't ya??
IT'S SAD IF YOU PRACTICALLY RAISED YOURSELF.😐
@Reehan Taj I'm a 4th child by the 4th child the 2nd child is tutoring the younger kids on how to survive 🤣
@Reehana Taj
You look like you did alright!
Change your name to Reehana Taj Mahal: you'll get better room service at hotels, that way.
Trust me!
You are exaggerating....you sound just like my daughter...gosh...but is true....lolololol
"I could've sworn it was the two gun shots that killed him but, He's full of liquid cheese"... Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Me too.
I’ve loved every comedian and I love how clean it is!!!
Dave is very funny. He kept a smile on my face! Thank you!
My mom lives 10 minutes from the $20 helicopter ride business hes talking about... I've never even thought about pulling in for that exact reason 😂
The autopsy bit killed me 🧀
My bird start whistling when he did the dad whistling bit..very funny 😂
@David Ringlein oh my ..Thank you ..I knew I was not doing well when I had to change cockatiel to bird..lol
Jo Atkinson 😆😆 well reaponded
😂🤣
"I told you 2 weeks ago what I wanted from Santa" LMAO x)
Whoever said one must curse to get a chuckle never heard a truly talented comedian!!! HANDS DOWN 👋🏾🤚🏾🖐🏾✋🏾🤏🏾✌🏾💅🏿👐🏾🙌🏾
VERY FUNNY! Ear hair connected to the spinal column had me rolling!
Keep em coming DRY BAR love em.
Keep me coming, that sends a whole different message. Comment if you watched that episode 😂
"So how's your 401k?" "Well its about 399k short, that's why we're here" 😂
And, Dave doesn't have $20.00
Okay so... Definitely one of the absolute best of Dry Bar! I laughed from beginning to end 😂😂😭😂😂
Oh my goodness the ear hair joke is priceless. My family must think I'm mental. I'm in the kitchen with earphones on laughing to myself. This guy is AWESOME 👍🏽👍🏽😂😂
he’s hilarious! thankful I wasn’t eating when I watched him
Solid.......smooth delivery. So Funny. woke up my dogs at 2am laughing too hard :)
Love this guy, funny all the way through. Need to see more 😅
Wow, what a winning set. Phenomenal!
I am so glad I found this channel I wish I would have found it in March it would have made this ride heck of a lot easier thank you
@Socorro Sandoval Ordonez. Agreed. I'm using this as my "isolation recovery therapy." Humor desperately needed here.
“I like birds!” 😂 Dave’s daughter can join the kid from the news segment (“I like turtles”), and the two can launch a podcast about wildlife preservation 🙂
Turtles, and ducks are birds...I'm seeing the beginning of the Super Mario gaming empire, just sayin'.
This legit made me feel like trash for actually being in college studying to be an ornithologist xd
That's funny😄
I love Japan.. said number 4 kid 🤷🤦🤣
I could listen to him for hours. Hilarious!
My dad had his whistle call. We knew when it was time to leave or come in the house.
We had neighbors that swore we had the hearing of dogs. Heaven help you if you missed that whistle for dinner. You could hear it for BLOCKS.
My dad.....he called us to dinner with a pig call...true story. Now I do it too. 😅🤣
conditioned to leave the house when hearing a whistle. thats sth the cps would like to have a look at
My first time catching Mr. Dyer's act....surely not the last. A really funny set that was big time entertaining. Stay high, Jim V.
I’m not dad today 😂😂😂
No money, no rides
Love this. So glad my family is not the only ones to use whistles to talk and get the others attention😂
what a sad thing to be glad about
My dad does not like to yell in public so he uses his great whisle. Much better than screaming for sure.
Oh my gosh David is hilarious. Love this
Great take on being 50. Life really is like he says a lot of the time. Funny guy 😆
Hysterical from start to finish!!
EXCELLENT David Dyer
HILARIOUS, I love this dude 😂
One of the funniest guys I’ve ever heard. Busted a gut throughout the performance
I catch myself watching the same comedians twice!! Still laughing like 1st time!!! Thank you!!
DRY BAR IS THE BEST COMEDY CHANNEL EVER
I see this guy going places. Definitely needs a special!
Oh my this was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely hysterical! I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for making us laugh!!!
One of the best routines I've ever heard. And, I'm really old.
My sentiments exactly.. 😁✌️🤟
I love this guy; he's hysterical!!!!
"Her only source of income was the tooth fairy..." 😄
I needed this laugh! One of the best!
That was great! I listened to the entire thing, and I wanted more! Great job! It was hilarious!
This guy is awesome. Definitely one of the better ones on Dry Bar.
He's pretty funny. Drybar usually delivers. 😅 And you know what else? The crowds are the best.
Yeah I’m also subbed to Comedy Central and they usually don’t deliver the type of comedy I like. Drybar for the win
@@CausingChaos. Yep. Same here. Consistently good comedy.
Indeed! Jesus Christ loves you🌻💯💜😊
@@JJoh4040 I don't believe that Jesus ever existed, but I appreciate the sentiment.
The crowds are the best? They totally fall apart when the performer isn’t a mainstream suburban straight person.
There are a lot of days I really don't care what planet they're left with.🙂
😂😂😂The best I've seen in a while. Great job!!
Made me laugh outloud. 👍
Me too!☺
Great set!! This guy is really funny!!!
Thank you for the laughs!!!
He is so funny 😅 everything he says just hit
Funny..my son. 43, still loves capes..made me bust out laughing..
Hey grandma 👋💐 no offense but it looks like modern tech has been gracious to you 😊 you've got to be a cool grandma 😘🤗 want to adopt me as your daughter or granddaughter? Lol
FYI I'm 37
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and the comic con i'd bet
One of the best sets on this channel.
Hilarious material, loved every minute of it! This guy is ace
He is really funny. I needed this stream of laughs today. Thank you
Laugh out loud hilarious. Keeps the laughs coming.
His sense of timing is superb.
Really funny, really laughed, really going to retell some of these jokes. I would pay to see him.
Surely would!!
I'd pay above market rate to see him
Hysterical! Laughed the entire set! Had tears in my eyes at several points laughing so hard, may have sprained a rib!
"Nobody Cares About Their Second Kid."
My parents seemed to be pioneers than, because despite of the apparent trend, they started practicing not caring already with their first kid. ^^
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Ditto here... First born here... Straight As, athletic, No encouragement, no enthusiasm, no direction, only the bare minimum to survive & not look like a geek at school... But, anyway, I realize, I am blessed to have turned out as well as I have... wonk wonk 🤪
🤣😂🤣 I'm DEAD! You may need your own comedy special, too!! Lmao!!! 🤹♀️
Funny guy David is🤣
I laughed & giggled throughout his entire set! Thank You man. I’ll be looking to see more of his comedy!😂🤣😆
This dude is HILARIOUS 😂 He had me crying, laughing so hard! 🤣
Good stuff!
I'm100% down for capes. I have a few formal ones that go with a 1950s style.
Her only source of income was her teeth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He had me at teenage daughters....wow hes funny!
Omg!! I laughed so hard🤣. My dad used to whistle for us when it was getting late and it was time to come home. It could be heard for blocks away.
So my dad had a great whistle and didn't like yell.
This guy is hysterical! A couple of times I had to stop the vid b/c I was bent-over-holding-my-sides laughing at his bits. Intelligent, wonderfully off-kilter comic genius.
Good delivery. Lots of laughs. Deserves more views.
1st kid: scraped knee
Mom: oh no we have to call an ambulance
Me: breaks arm
My mom with 8 kids: "here's a band-aid"
Omg... I got the same. I have 10 siblings.
Walk it off
My mom has 6 kids (2 girls, and 4 boys). She isn’t overly concerned when we get hurt, also we range from 14-22 years old; she checks to make sure we’re okay and then moves in. Unless in an emergency, she’ll obviously be concerned for us.
He's one of the funniest I've seen in a while. A natural !
This guy is hilarious!
I've seen this guy live! He's even better in person!
His voice is very animated. He should think about doing voice work
His voice... His voice is LITERALLY how he makes money....
I am a mother of two children. They are 7 years apart. My son is the oldest. I did all the things a first-time parent does. I would talk about how I was so looking forward to when he would start walking! Well, he started walking and talking at 8 months old. He not only walked, he was running around everywhere, yelling and screaming in delight. I realized I had gotten what I wished for but was so stressed out. My daughter is my second child. I remember her as a baby (so beautiful and soft spoken) sitting no the floor playing with her toys. Someone asked me when she would start walking? My response was, I didn't mind if she started walking until she was 18. There is a big difference between the first child and the second child. My son is 54 years old and has two children and a beautiful wife. My daughter is 46 years old. Has two children and a new grandson. I am a lucky woman. I love hearing about funny things parents go through through because I relate to them
clicked on the video thinking it was a clip , sat through the whole special. Not even mad 🤣
Because he is genuinely funny!!
Perfect.
This guy's hilarious
Excellent. Thank you!
This was absolutely brilliant!!!! I'm obsessed with Dry Bar... downloading the App right now!
Welcome to the light side!! 😊
Just spit water all over my paperwork I was laughing so hard...hilarious!!!!!!😂
This guy low-key funny as hell
This guy is GREAT. The whistling bit... gawd!
David Dyer is amazing. I relate to every word he says. There's real humor in reality if your opened up to see it. David doe's.
I was eating soup watching this. Could barely keep it in! 😂