Gun Enthusiasts Aren't Funny. Andrew Rivers - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @jamiebridson7871
    @jamiebridson7871 4 года назад +365

    Whoever is dressing the stage new for every single show at this club - Strong Work.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +8

      But the jokes. :)
      Nice work Dry Bar

    • @Phooie
      @Phooie 4 года назад +13

      I can't imagine how many used props they have in the back. 😊

    • @delorasledge2492
      @delorasledge2492 4 года назад +8

      And if I'm not mistaken they ask the performer what they'd like.

    • @stephaniea.7308
      @stephaniea.7308 4 года назад +5

      These are great shows all the way around. I can listen with the kids around (for the most part).
      Yes, they are beautiful.. But they can make props look VERY real... Not to pop any bubbles, but it's probably cardboard...

    • @Phooie
      @Phooie 4 года назад +3

      @@stephaniea.7308 and....

  • @LuckysMotorcycles
    @LuckysMotorcycles 5 лет назад +724

    All my guns were lost in a boating accident......that’s my story and I am sticking to it !

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 5 лет назад +13

      The Fort fish shooting is big in your neck of the ocean.

    • @LuckysMotorcycles
      @LuckysMotorcycles 5 лет назад +15

      ANT-METAL , only when we run low on dynamite and hand grenades

    • @ameliaflowers9836
      @ameliaflowers9836 5 лет назад +10

      The Fort brilliant ❤️❤️

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 5 лет назад +17

      I feel your pain brother. I too have lost many "friends" in a boating accident. I'm still in therapy but I'm getting better.

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 5 лет назад +30

      How weird, i lost all of my guns in a boating accident too!

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 5 лет назад +1251

    I'm a gun guy, and that's one of my mantras.
    "Always let everyone touch your gun, you can never have too many fingerprints on a gun."

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub 5 лет назад +444

    That's right, RUclips , the best place to stick an ad is right in the middle of a punch line.

    • @Mhel2023
      @Mhel2023 5 лет назад +13

      I hated to spend the $, but that's why I had to go Premium. Those ads were driving me mad 🙃😡

    • @NikPub
      @NikPub 5 лет назад +27

      @@Mhel2023 I think that's why they do it and why I definitely wont be giving them a penny.

    • @simke2989
      @simke2989 5 лет назад +13

      if you're using a computer install a uBlock or AddBlock plus extension for your browser

    • @the_grass_trainer
      @the_grass_trainer 5 лет назад +11

      Wait, you guys are getting ads?

    • @NikPub
      @NikPub 5 лет назад +18

      @@the_grass_trainer No Rose, I just said it for the attention

  • @dustinhaus1165
    @dustinhaus1165 4 года назад +268

    As someone who has lived in Idaho...the whole state is an "undisclosed location"

    • @gorg6151
      @gorg6151 3 года назад +2

      And potatoes too

    • @ASJones-re2oe
      @ASJones-re2oe 3 года назад +5

      As a born and bred resident of Idaho and the child of one... We would appreciate keeping it that way.

    • @ASJones-re2oe
      @ASJones-re2oe 3 года назад

      @@gorg6151 you can't grow potatoes reliably for commercial use in the whole top (roughly 3/5) of the state. We are actually the Gem State (sapphire and garnets) and, at least our portion has a fair amount of Nazis.

    • @jaredhammonds8255
      @jaredhammonds8255 2 года назад +1

      That's why I can't locate it on a map... Jk I totally can

    • @cecemeyers6028
      @cecemeyers6028 2 года назад +3

      @@ASJones-re2oe As a neighbor of a northwestern Idaho county, I’m over here in eastern Washington (the part Olympia doesn’t think exists) and I’m also hoping Idaho remains the nation’s ‘best kept secret’. (Let ‘em laugh🙂).

  • @caroliner2029
    @caroliner2029 4 года назад +21

    "undisclosed location... that's where they'll find my body..."
    Hahaha!😂

  • @babybluehashyo
    @babybluehashyo 5 лет назад +69

    "Get him, he has soft hands!" Just drowned on my sip of tea 😂

  • @normmacdonaldrules4602
    @normmacdonaldrules4602 5 лет назад +768

    This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

  • @charlidog2
    @charlidog2 5 лет назад +88

    "Sometimes girls approach me after a show. ... I'm just throwing that out there."
    First time I've seen his work. Funny guy.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад +7

      Thanks for stopping in

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 5 лет назад +1

      @@andrewjrivers Very cool. Thank you.

    • @MsTeasley
      @MsTeasley 5 лет назад +2

      Andrew Rivers keep it up with looking for girls you’re funny and hot made my day

    • @totallyfrozen
      @totallyfrozen 4 года назад

      I laughed hard at that line

  • @johnnyreb1209
    @johnnyreb1209 4 года назад +212

    Dry bar does an excellent job finding comics.

    • @kentw.england2305
      @kentw.england2305 4 года назад

      Have you noticed all the clubs are in Utah?

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 года назад

      Kent W. England comedy club wise?

    • @lucasbpaiva
      @lucasbpaiva 4 года назад

      Yes!!!

    • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
      @justanotherbaptistjew5659 4 года назад +3

      Kent W. England
      That’s because dry bar is based out of Utah with VidAngel.

    • @edrosa3485
      @edrosa3485 4 года назад +5

      You know your lacking sleep when you read someone's comment and see: "Dry bar does an excellent job fingering comics."

  • @erikjarandson5458
    @erikjarandson5458 5 лет назад +307

    "90% of our flights landed on time"
    It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

  • @azahias9
    @azahias9 4 года назад +114

    “If you need a service animal that fits in your purse, then get a GUN.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏾🇺🇸🌎

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +1

      FOR SURE ;)

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 3 года назад +2

      Funnily enough, I was cleaning my S&W when this segment was going. I looked down, slowly reassembled it, and put it back into my holster

    • @brandyhouston2105
      @brandyhouston2105 3 года назад +2

      My minpin is offended but, he laughed along and picked his yellow service dog sweater...lol

  • @MeCooper
    @MeCooper 5 лет назад +94

    I'm loving these full specials! I never have time to go to shows these days and thanks to you guys I'm not missing out as much as I should be!
    Thanks again peeps! This guy is great!

    • @NatureArtist-tw1iq
      @NatureArtist-tw1iq 5 лет назад +5

      Me Cooper Actually, what they publish on RUclips aren’t the full specials. It’s basically a compilation of the clips they publish. The Dry Bar Comedy app has the full specials of the comedians they feature.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 года назад +2

      @Tim Smith Ok but lets not make an apocalypse out of the simple inconvenience of not being able to enjoy half of our first world luxuries for a year or so.
      We might be stuck inside but at least we have running water, electricity and the internet. 🤷‍♂️

  • @farmerboybill
    @farmerboybill 4 года назад +32

    It would be great if Dry Bar would post the original date that the comedian did his/her bit. Really helpful.

    • @spookyteal
      @spookyteal 3 года назад +1

      @Dry Bar, pleaseeee

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich 5 лет назад +120

    11:00
    "Seattle is progressive, but sometimes it gets a little too hippie."
    Berkeley: Am I a joke to you?

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 4 года назад

      Lol yep. Definitely. Remember that UCB supported the Waterseer xD

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад

      HAHA

  • @dylancarter6785
    @dylancarter6785 4 года назад +108

    "I don't get into politics"....immediately gets into politics.

    • @ashleytrueblood2200
      @ashleytrueblood2200 3 года назад

      Not politics

    • @dylancarter6785
      @dylancarter6785 3 года назад +5

      @@ashleytrueblood2200 how is this not politics 😂

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 2 года назад +2

      True, but he was good enough to not take sides. He poked fun at both sides of the aisle, so I wonder if that's what he meant - that he wasn't going to get on his soapbox, preach his political viewpoint and bash the "other side" (in that "us vs them", tribalistic way we see too often these days).

    • @jacobmcmahan109
      @jacobmcmahan109 2 года назад

      @@ashleytrueblood2200 Yes it is

  • @HaveButOneLife
    @HaveButOneLife 5 лет назад +35

    I think we all expected this video to be pro-gun control, and I guarantee you that all 422 dislikes are from people who just saw the title and didn't watch the video. Andrew's great! Surprising delivery, and more respect towards others' opinions than I thought.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine that ;)

    • @michaelsmyth3935
      @michaelsmyth3935 Год назад

      Some are due to his use of insult humor. Find a flaw that it is still OK to make fun of, use that as a basis for humor. You know, the reason ethnic jokes do not work.

    • @hops4284
      @hops4284 Год назад

      The anti gun nuts probably don’t like any jokes about guns. They don’t know real stats. They go with the lies they’re fed.

  • @GoodFella21100
    @GoodFella21100 3 года назад +9

    The imagery of petting 'service guns' to soothe oneself is gold lol

  • @OmarValenzuela1975
    @OmarValenzuela1975 5 лет назад +42

    I love it! This guy is crazy hilarious 😆 😂🤣

  • @danstewart2770
    @danstewart2770 4 года назад +200

    This guy will never be accused of toxic masculinity.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +7

      HAHAHA

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 4 года назад +17

      This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

    • @danmeyers708
      @danmeyers708 4 года назад +8

      I was asked recently how I identify and my answer was Toxic. The look on the guy's face was priceless.

    • @noncomplier5385
      @noncomplier5385 3 года назад +3

      @@tomfoolery5526 You stole that, idiot.

    • @mireilledischer3380
      @mireilledischer3380 3 года назад +1

      Why?

  • @cerberusblack53
    @cerberusblack53 5 лет назад +256

    Well now I feel obligated to show him my gun collection.

    • @diaspo
      @diaspo 5 лет назад +20

      No need. It's already pretty apparent that you are NOT funny.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад +12

      Can’t wait!

    • @cerberusblack53
      @cerberusblack53 5 лет назад +1

      Andrew Rivers any time you’re in North Texas.

    • @kamron_thurmond
      @kamron_thurmond 5 лет назад +10

      @@andrewjrivers Or really anywhere Texas. You can find someone with a gun collection.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly!! Lol! If he ever comes to Alaska he is in trouble 😂😂

  • @PostalPatriot556
    @PostalPatriot556 5 лет назад +18

    All those gun guy jokes where fantastic 😂

  • @bananajoe2423
    @bananajoe2423 5 лет назад +40

    "It's hard to walk across the parking lot with a stick up your butt." Hahahaha, most hybrid drivers are like that.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +1

      HAHA

    • @gracierodriguez4711
      @gracierodriguez4711 4 года назад

      "90% of our flights landed on time"
      It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

  • @anothergenericgamer_
    @anothergenericgamer_ 3 года назад +3

    “Your flight got delayed? Um I swim in circles” LOL I was just enjoying the set but this one really made me laugh 😂🤣

  • @terrycole1165
    @terrycole1165 4 года назад +4

    This guy is great! There are so many wonderful comics on Drybar and then there are those who are truly exceptional.

  • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
    @AllenFreemanMediaGuru 5 лет назад +8

    After my mom passed away we bought my dad a camo lazy-boy recliner! Mainly because he was telling the world he was now able to decorate the house now, not just the garage.

  • @jenjungwoon
    @jenjungwoon 4 года назад +64

    he never could have known how much having a friend with a bomb shelter would sound like a really good idea so shortly in the future from when he performed this

  • @Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass
    @Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass 4 года назад +20

    Im an Idahoan and very much a gun person. This story sounds like 90% of my friends

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 4 года назад +2

      I am from Northern Michigan originally and was thinking the same....

  • @boldcautionproductions9203
    @boldcautionproductions9203 5 лет назад +17

    I liked the calculator joke the most.
    Great stuff.

  • @KrissyChacon
    @KrissyChacon 5 лет назад +66

    I actually loved this routine. His call backs were great.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад +5

      Krissy Chacon thank you!

    • @AnitaBetterScreenname
      @AnitaBetterScreenname 5 лет назад +2

      Holy crap Krissy! He heard you!

    • @KrissyChacon
      @KrissyChacon 5 лет назад +1

      Omg

    • @jvz773
      @jvz773 5 лет назад +2

      Truly! This guy is masterful at callbacks! Great set!

    • @terrycole1165
      @terrycole1165 4 года назад +3

      I agree. He’s a winner. It’s so effortless with him!

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 3 года назад +17

    Okay, I'm black, and I found the joke about "My dad has a black friend" to be completely hilarious!! This guy is funny!

  • @mrwhite6358
    @mrwhite6358 3 года назад +2

    just rewatched It, probably the 3rd or 4th time, one of my favourites :)

  • @theboxofdogs
    @theboxofdogs 5 лет назад +8

    I love that family crest joke.
    That’s just a great line.

  • @carlosdelgatito2039
    @carlosdelgatito2039 3 года назад +2

    He didn't park in the wrong parking lot. I just saw a car with the keys on the roof, so I moved it over, put the keys in the visor, and chuckled. I am easily amused.

  • @nickabel8279
    @nickabel8279 5 лет назад +286

    The gun guy he was talking about in the beginning seems like a funny guy to drink with..

    • @perfectwhine742
      @perfectwhine742 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah I think that guy should be doing the comedy lol

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 4 года назад +5

      Wish I was his friend (the guy with the bomb shelter)

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +1

      @@perfectwhine742 nah, he captured me well...

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +3

      @@MrGoatflakes Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +2

      I don't drink, but I won't turn down coffee...

  • @tedereTSSK
    @tedereTSSK 2 года назад +2

    Enjoyable set. Thanks man.

  • @Mr.deacle
    @Mr.deacle 4 года назад +68

    6:41 "It looks like he just got hit and he crawled into a fetal position, and just waited until help arrived."
    When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

  • @marshwetland3808
    @marshwetland3808 3 года назад +2

    Really enjoyed your comedy, Andrew. Original. I hope you'll come to Canada some day.

  • @dizzyparkermusic
    @dizzyparkermusic 5 лет назад +7

    I’m so glad he did the service dog bit. Calling out people that people that think they’re untouchable. Thank goodness

  • @civil8bachelor264
    @civil8bachelor264 4 года назад +3

    Omg I did the same thing, went to check out his situation... Lots of guns.... Hobbies were taxidermy and he was a postal worker lol

  • @Viddard
    @Viddard 4 года назад +5

    Your service dog needs a service dog... LOL!!

  • @lilbitofeverything5801
    @lilbitofeverything5801 5 лет назад +29

    No one else is commenting about that dexter joke, I gotchu, good show😂

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад +6

      Thank YOU lol

    • @carolannroberts
      @carolannroberts 3 года назад

      Oh I think we got it, it just wasn’t that funny, more Captain Obvious

  • @pla6ue
    @pla6ue 5 лет назад +6

    "Why do people wear camouflage while fishing"?....proceeds to still say "just kidding" while performing comedy.

  • @georgina-a
    @georgina-a 2 года назад +2

    25:32 😂😂 As a Brit, I can 100% confirm that Ryanair is *appalling* 😳
    There were three of us watching this video and when he first mentioned flying on Ryanair, the reactions around the room were a sharp intake of breath through the teeth, "uh oh", & "yeah, he's screwed"...🤷‍♀️

  • @liopoldrrr
    @liopoldrrr 5 лет назад +4

    Great act man!

  • @lrmiller4408
    @lrmiller4408 16 дней назад

    Thank you drybar for giving us so much to laugh about. So important these days

  • @enlightenedexceptionalism7206
    @enlightenedexceptionalism7206 5 лет назад +35

    I think he did a good job razzing on both sides - I thought even the ones about my side were funny - he didn't do it mean - he was real - and just innocent reactions that we all 'get' - we can laugh about it. And - I don't know why he doesn't think he's attractive - I think he's very good looking and charming. Just part of the charm for the act I guess. He's endearing.

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, he's pretty balanced. Good kid.
      -Bomb Shelter Guy

  • @thehighpriestess978
    @thehighpriestess978 3 года назад +2

    I live in Ireland, and very familiar with Ryanair, sadly. So yes, its true.

  • @sethyeates1530
    @sethyeates1530 4 года назад +6

    One year later the Preppers turned out to be the MVPs of 2020

  • @oliandginger
    @oliandginger 2 года назад

    You are a natural, thanks for the laughter.

  • @christinaknight794
    @christinaknight794 4 года назад +4

    I wonder if he's sleeping in his friends bunker NOW!😂

  • @1981bdt
    @1981bdt 4 года назад +1

    So yeah half way through his act I get an ad for children's cancer hospital. One hell of an emotional roller coaster.

  • @jazzlehazzle
    @jazzlehazzle 3 года назад +4

    This guy is straight outta Norman Rockwell :D

  • @katies7158
    @katies7158 5 лет назад +5

    Found Andrew Rivers through Steve Hofstetter, I was pretty stoke to see a full special! Thanks Drybar!

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 5 лет назад +1

      I was subbed to Steve for a couple years. It's like he's too mechanistic. Like comedy painting by the numbers. Andy very funny. Good rapport with the audience.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 5 лет назад +2

      @@tarico4436 I found steve after he did the Joe Rogan Experience. I subbed for a little bit, but after a little while, he just seemed too hostile and perhaps arrogant. Andrew comes across as a very open minded guy - he did go into the bomb shelter afterall! - and he seems like a guy you'd like to have a beer with.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад

      @@tarico4436 Love ya

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад +1

      @@Adam.Rushing Let's have some beers!

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 5 лет назад

      @@andrewjrivers Next time you're in Fairbanks, AK look me up! lol

  • @blazingswayze5518
    @blazingswayze5518 5 лет назад +8

    "service gun" bit is great

  • @Remember2020
    @Remember2020 4 года назад +8

    LOL... he got one thing right... "you got the gun - you make the rules".
    Funny how a commedian (pun intended) sums up the 2nd Amendment and the whole US Constitution in EIGHT WORDS!

  • @chrisbaker7858
    @chrisbaker7858 4 года назад +6

    Provo doesn't get enough credit...the best comedy shows hands down, come out of Provo and that's no lie!

  • @kellyharper367
    @kellyharper367 2 года назад +2

    Super entertaining!

  • @DJTeddyJetts
    @DJTeddyJetts 2 года назад +11

    "Dogs dont kill people, people kill people." What a legendary punch line! Lmfao

  • @erikjarandson5458
    @erikjarandson5458 5 лет назад +35

    I went to Starbucks once. I'd rather have their coffee thrown in my face than have to drink it.

    • @wolfcub824
      @wolfcub824 5 лет назад +1

      I hear the hot chocolate is good...

    • @spillsndebris
      @spillsndebris 5 лет назад +1

      Their coffee is pretty bad

  • @RannonSi
    @RannonSi 3 года назад +4

    As a Swede I really feel the bombshelter comment! :D

  • @andi2234
    @andi2234 3 года назад +2

    the back drop is awesome! Great show.

  • @SuperLEOKING1
    @SuperLEOKING1 5 лет назад +3

    First Trump supporter I have seen own up to it. Love the honesty.

  • @svilenivanov4345
    @svilenivanov4345 5 лет назад +159

    "He's gonna nuke somebody in like three more days"
    Oh, how the turntables.

    • @blazingswayze5518
      @blazingswayze5518 5 лет назад +22

      im only downvoting because you used the phrase "How the tables have turned" wrong.

    • @stefanmcneal5423
      @stefanmcneal5423 5 лет назад +4

      Patrick Quenneville who cares

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 5 лет назад +28

      @@blazingswayze5518 *Simpsons voice* that's the joke

    • @mystfaex8794
      @mystfaex8794 5 лет назад +14

      @@blazingswayze5518im only downvoting YOU for not getting such a obviously cute joke! 😲 lol!

    • @tommyculver5004
      @tommyculver5004 5 лет назад +5

      "In reality, he did just nuke someone exactly when he said he would." That's the important part. What a coincidence. Plot twist: Trump watches Dry Bar Comedy, and every time someone jokes about him nuking someone, he does...

  • @nicolesummers4833
    @nicolesummers4833 3 года назад +7

    He's hilarious and probably my favorite now. He's risky and a bit nervous about it. I love it! He goes there anyway and nails it. The stage is always set to match the comedian. Dry Bar is awesome! TEXASS WRITING OUR HISTORY BOOKS IS NOT GOOD!

  • @nathaliekohlman3252
    @nathaliekohlman3252 3 года назад +2

    Hilarious! Outrageous! Great timing. Meeting a guy in a bomb shelter. Calling a chihuaua a service dog. My dream didn't include Provo..

    • @spark5012
      @spark5012 2 года назад

      Are you sure? Because I saw someone online who has a Psychihuahua. 😄

  • @RichardRitenour0522
    @RichardRitenour0522 5 лет назад +41

    Hope everyone brought their snow shovel to the comments section....Real people understand what jokes are and how they work...Good stuff Andrew, thanks!

  • @jenngraham1812
    @jenngraham1812 3 года назад +1

    He came back as young Ron Howard circa “Happy Days” 😆

  • @richtone
    @richtone 5 лет назад +30

    Great standup persona, great delivery. I see a lot of potential!

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад +1

      Richard Turza thanks!

    • @dirkgently120
      @dirkgently120 5 лет назад

      Too left-wing.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 5 лет назад

      Richard Turza agreed!

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 5 лет назад +2

      @@dirkgently120 Most comics are. Most entertainers are. But if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at anyone else either. Comedy should make us laugh at ourselves, not just pick on everyone else. There were some good righty jokes in there as well. I think this comic is one of the better balanced comics I've seen in a long time - of the ones that actually have the cojones to approach political topics this day-in-age anyway.

    • @ABS1NTHE
      @ABS1NTHE 5 лет назад

      He reminds me of John Mulaney

  • @creepychris420
    @creepychris420 3 года назад +8

    this dude was funny af from start to end, every joke was on point. good set

  • @zoomiesx3632
    @zoomiesx3632 5 лет назад +4

    Love this guy 👍😎😁😂🤭I'm going to be a invisible stalker that stalks him...I don't exist (waves hands around)

  • @EricRedbear
    @EricRedbear 5 лет назад +196

    You can love your guns, just don't loooooooove your guns.
    Everyone needs to stop taking themselves so seriously.
    Okay, now off to the range...

    • @wilber9735
      @wilber9735 5 лет назад

      Yep. Me too.

    • @TexZenMaster
      @TexZenMaster 5 лет назад +10

      I would loooove my guns, but I can't fit into the bore. The magazine well is no fun; Trust me.

    • @rocarlosdavis622
      @rocarlosdavis622 5 лет назад +3

      Military defense enthusiasts? I use to love my M16 machine gun semiautomatic until April 19, 1998..but hell wtf do I really know about gun control vs gunner mass shooting events anyway..June 1990 and 1992 our infantry battalion trained for biological chemical warfare..then Chernobyl happens..honestly I think by this time now technology is advancing in ways never even imagined by any and all human beings..perfect example is AI and Super AI communicating with each other to solve human idolatry and human defiance ...and by now some of you generation Xers should know that it's not a question of if mass extinction happens but when it precisely takes course 🤨👽🤯🗣🤫

    • @Ccnsword
      @Ccnsword 5 лет назад

      TexZenMaster that was gold

    • @sms9106
      @sms9106 5 лет назад +8

      @@rocarlosdavis622 "M16 machine gun semiautomatic " ~ you sure about that?

  • @tommern84
    @tommern84 3 года назад +3

    Camouflage during fishing is absolutely a very efficient way to get more fish. Specially if you are fishing in s river or a lake from land.
    No screaming colours and don't have the sun cast shadow into the water.
    Get down on your knees, hunker down or stand as far as possible from the water and be quiet. The fish can absolutely see
    your siluet and often won't bite

  • @Zeff1
    @Zeff1 5 лет назад +5

    I laughed throughout. 👍🏽👍🏽

  • @Grunge_Cycling
    @Grunge_Cycling 5 лет назад +20

    192 Ryan Air employees disliked this. I say this because most gun enthusiasts actually have a great sense of humor.

    • @VeselkoKelava
      @VeselkoKelava 5 лет назад +8

      I guess you didn't look through this comment section

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад

      Arthur J thanks!!

    • @stankfanger1366
      @stankfanger1366 5 лет назад +1

      @@VeselkoKelava I guess you didn't speak very good English when you did...

    • @VeselkoKelava
      @VeselkoKelava 5 лет назад +3

      @@stankfanger1366 no, I speak English well enough to recognize butt hurt. And thanks for playing into the Trump supporter stereotypes, by making foreign name/ bad English joke. I assume you are Trump supporter, because you have Trump as your profile picture.

  • @delorasledge2492
    @delorasledge2492 4 года назад +1

    I swear, Dry Bar finds thee best comedians. I watched for over a year before realizing why it's called Dry Bar and that no one's 😐 🙃 cursing; just good wholesome fun and lots of new faces.

  • @deadmeatdec2164
    @deadmeatdec2164 5 лет назад +7

    Good wholesome comedy. 👏

  • @miderafael
    @miderafael 3 года назад +2

    This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whoopsiedoodle.26
    @whoopsiedoodle.26 5 лет назад +26

    This guy is so funny 😂

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад

      ImACupcake Mcgee thank you!!

    • @grizzlygrizzle
      @grizzlygrizzle 5 лет назад +2

      His political views are kind of uninformed and cringey, but he seems to have an open mind to see some good in others who have different perspectives, and that counts for a lot.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 5 лет назад +1

      grizzlygrizzle well said

  • @MRR_Shadowolf
    @MRR_Shadowolf 2 года назад

    Dying laughing at 0430 am. Hilarious episode. Woke up the wife and dog. uh oh. still laughing!

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 5 лет назад +19

    That's like seeing me in the bushes then inviting me in...

  • @truthlove1114
    @truthlove1114 3 года назад +1

    Love this guys personality!

  • @yaniquebeckford1699
    @yaniquebeckford1699 5 лет назад +8

    Really liked this guy, he was funny all the way.😁

  • @jpeterman6178
    @jpeterman6178 3 года назад +1

    Good show.

  • @hdskl2150
    @hdskl2150 3 года назад +5

    When you buy a bomb shelter you’re kind of invested in bombs 😂

  • @twicered4745
    @twicered4745 4 года назад +1

    Good job reading the room and switching it up.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 3 года назад

      Yeah, I could write a few jokes, but I could never do what this guy does. I wonder if there are any autistic comedians. Probably not. We tend not to understand people or read them well.

  • @mrwhite6358
    @mrwhite6358 5 лет назад +6

    been searching on youtube for some good stand-up for awhile, and really enjoyed this one :) funny and likeable, thanks!

    • @terrycole1165
      @terrycole1165 4 года назад +1

      I’ve been trying to put my finger on what makes this guy exceptional. Maybe that’s it, he’s so likable!

  • @bauhnguefyische667
    @bauhnguefyische667 5 лет назад +2

    This bloke is funny!
    Clean work and irony/sarcasm!
    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 5 лет назад

      Thanks

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 5 лет назад

      Andrew Rivers 👍👍
      You deserve it, my man.
      Comedy is life every day.
      I love that people are different, that makes them all odd somehow.

  • @Sassysipe
    @Sassysipe 4 года назад +5

    This comedian is so good. Had me in tears at times. Big woose, talks big and then asks that people don't beat him up. LOL. loved it.

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 9 месяцев назад +1

    These are my two service animals Smith and Wesson! I just stroke them! Calms me down AND everybody I don’t like leaves the room! 😂

  • @pmpdaddyt1218
    @pmpdaddyt1218 5 лет назад +7

    "...I always want girls to shake their Laffy Taffy but they just won't"
    *DEAD*

  • @redchic
    @redchic 4 года назад +2

    My neighbor was back up quarterback and I still think it's pretty freaking awesome. Lol

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 3 года назад +3

    LoL so many times, this guy is hilarious! I hope you guys call him back to Dry Bar. And I think he got a swapable cute face...at least for casual dates. 😄👍

  • @nathanielhart1299
    @nathanielhart1299 2 года назад

    Quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians

  • @stuwest3653
    @stuwest3653 5 лет назад +4

    5:40 absolutely works. Done it since grade school.

  • @TommyTumma
    @TommyTumma 11 месяцев назад

    I watch this before I watch actual funny comedy so I can truly appreciate funny people. It's kinda like eating some saltines before a beautiful meal to clear my palate. Your terrible comedy is a service and I thank you for it.

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 5 лет назад +8

    I clicked because I've noticed that titles are never describing the whole content for full specials videos of this channel.

  • @ASJones-re2oe
    @ASJones-re2oe 3 года назад +1

    Boy, smith and Wesson been soothing my nerves since always.

  • @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS
    @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS 5 лет назад +15

    The funniest stat I saw during check in with an airline was "93% of our flights that leave on time arrive on time." Tells you nothing about how many flights leave on time. And NOT arriving on time if the flight left on time would have to do with what? Airport delays at the other end? Mechanical difficulties? It's a meaningless stat.

  • @samuelmercer3956
    @samuelmercer3956 4 года назад +1

    I'm from Texas and that was funny!