Gun Enthusiasts Aren't Funny. Andrew Rivers - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
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  • @LuckysMotorcycles
    @LuckysMotorcycles 4 года назад +720

    All my guns were lost in a boating accident......that’s my story and I am sticking to it !

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 4 года назад +13

      The Fort fish shooting is big in your neck of the ocean.

    • @LuckysMotorcycles
      @LuckysMotorcycles 4 года назад +15

      ANT-METAL , only when we run low on dynamite and hand grenades

    • @ameliaflowers9836
      @ameliaflowers9836 4 года назад +10

      The Fort brilliant ❤️❤️

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +17

      I feel your pain brother. I too have lost many "friends" in a boating accident. I'm still in therapy but I'm getting better.

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 4 года назад +30

      How weird, i lost all of my guns in a boating accident too!

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 4 года назад +1249

    I'm a gun guy, and that's one of my mantras.
    "Always let everyone touch your gun, you can never have too many fingerprints on a gun."

  • @jamiebridson7871
    @jamiebridson7871 4 года назад +362

    Whoever is dressing the stage new for every single show at this club - Strong Work.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 года назад +8

      But the jokes. :)
      Nice work Dry Bar

    • @Phooie
      @Phooie 3 года назад +13

      I can't imagine how many used props they have in the back. 😊

    • @delorasledge2492
      @delorasledge2492 3 года назад +8

      And if I'm not mistaken they ask the performer what they'd like.

    • @stephaniea.7308
      @stephaniea.7308 3 года назад +5

      These are great shows all the way around. I can listen with the kids around (for the most part).
      Yes, they are beautiful.. But they can make props look VERY real... Not to pop any bubbles, but it's probably cardboard...

    • @Phooie
      @Phooie 3 года назад +3

      @@stephaniea.7308 and....

  • @dustinhaus1165
    @dustinhaus1165 4 года назад +266

    As someone who has lived in Idaho...the whole state is an "undisclosed location"

    • @gorg6151
      @gorg6151 3 года назад +2

      And potatoes too

    • @ASJones-re2oe
      @ASJones-re2oe 2 года назад +5

      As a born and bred resident of Idaho and the child of one... We would appreciate keeping it that way.

    • @ASJones-re2oe
      @ASJones-re2oe 2 года назад

      @@gorg6151 you can't grow potatoes reliably for commercial use in the whole top (roughly 3/5) of the state. We are actually the Gem State (sapphire and garnets) and, at least our portion has a fair amount of Nazis.

    • @jaredhammonds8255
      @jaredhammonds8255 2 года назад +1

      That's why I can't locate it on a map... Jk I totally can

    • @cecemeyers6028
      @cecemeyers6028 2 года назад +3

      @@ASJones-re2oe As a neighbor of a northwestern Idaho county, I’m over here in eastern Washington (the part Olympia doesn’t think exists) and I’m also hoping Idaho remains the nation’s ‘best kept secret’. (Let ‘em laugh🙂).

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub 4 года назад +441

    That's right, RUclips , the best place to stick an ad is right in the middle of a punch line.

    • @Mhel2023
      @Mhel2023 4 года назад +13

      I hated to spend the $, but that's why I had to go Premium. Those ads were driving me mad 🙃😡

    • @NikPub
      @NikPub 4 года назад +27

      @@Mhel2023 I think that's why they do it and why I definitely wont be giving them a penny.

    • @simke2989
      @simke2989 4 года назад +13

      if you're using a computer install a uBlock or AddBlock plus extension for your browser

    • @the_grass_trainer
      @the_grass_trainer 4 года назад +11

      Wait, you guys are getting ads?

    • @NikPub
      @NikPub 4 года назад +18

      @@the_grass_trainer No Rose, I just said it for the attention

  • @normmacdonaldrules4602
    @normmacdonaldrules4602 4 года назад +764

    This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

  • @charlidog2
    @charlidog2 4 года назад +85

    "Sometimes girls approach me after a show. ... I'm just throwing that out there."
    First time I've seen his work. Funny guy.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +5

      Thanks for stopping in

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 4 года назад +1

      @@andrewjrivers Very cool. Thank you.

    • @MsTeasley
      @MsTeasley 4 года назад +2

      Andrew Rivers keep it up with looking for girls you’re funny and hot made my day

    • @totallyfrozen
      @totallyfrozen 4 года назад

      I laughed hard at that line

  • @erikjarandson5458
    @erikjarandson5458 4 года назад +305

    "90% of our flights landed on time"
    It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад

      lol

    • @djonpow
      @djonpow 4 года назад +5

      Right!?....nitpickers!

    • @Commando303X
      @Commando303X 4 года назад +3

      Thanks for clearing up the misconception that could have been spread about Ryanair through this irresponsible stand-up routine.

    • @AnitaBetterScreenname
      @AnitaBetterScreenname 4 года назад

      Bingo

    • @mrsbigmamayas3765
      @mrsbigmamayas3765 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @azahias9
    @azahias9 4 года назад +113

    “If you need a service animal that fits in your purse, then get a GUN.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏾🇺🇸🌎

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 года назад +1

      FOR SURE ;)

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 3 года назад +2

      Funnily enough, I was cleaning my S&W when this segment was going. I looked down, slowly reassembled it, and put it back into my holster

    • @brandyhouston2105
      @brandyhouston2105 3 года назад +2

      My minpin is offended but, he laughed along and picked his yellow service dog sweater...lol

  • @caroliner2029
    @caroliner2029 3 года назад +20

    "undisclosed location... that's where they'll find my body..."
    Hahaha!😂

  • @babybluehashyo
    @babybluehashyo 4 года назад +67

    "Get him, he has soft hands!" Just drowned on my sip of tea 😂

  • @dylancarter6785
    @dylancarter6785 4 года назад +107

    "I don't get into politics"....immediately gets into politics.

    • @ashleytrueblood2200
      @ashleytrueblood2200 3 года назад

      Not politics

    • @dylancarter6785
      @dylancarter6785 3 года назад +5

      @@ashleytrueblood2200 how is this not politics 😂

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 2 года назад +1

      True, but he was good enough to not take sides. He poked fun at both sides of the aisle, so I wonder if that's what he meant - that he wasn't going to get on his soapbox, preach his political viewpoint and bash the "other side" (in that "us vs them", tribalistic way we see too often these days).

    • @jacobmcmahan109
      @jacobmcmahan109 2 года назад

      @@ashleytrueblood2200 Yes it is

  • @johnnyreb1209
    @johnnyreb1209 4 года назад +210

    Dry bar does an excellent job finding comics.

    • @kentw.england2305
      @kentw.england2305 4 года назад

      Have you noticed all the clubs are in Utah?

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 года назад

      Kent W. England comedy club wise?

    • @lucasbpaiva
      @lucasbpaiva 4 года назад

      Yes!!!

    • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
      @justanotherbaptistjew5659 4 года назад +3

      Kent W. England
      That’s because dry bar is based out of Utah with VidAngel.

    • @edrosa3485
      @edrosa3485 3 года назад +5

      You know your lacking sleep when you read someone's comment and see: "Dry bar does an excellent job fingering comics."

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich 4 года назад +119

    11:00
    "Seattle is progressive, but sometimes it gets a little too hippie."
    Berkeley: Am I a joke to you?

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 4 года назад

      Lol yep. Definitely. Remember that UCB supported the Waterseer xD

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 года назад

      HAHA

  • @danstewart2770
    @danstewart2770 4 года назад +198

    This guy will never be accused of toxic masculinity.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 года назад +6

      HAHAHA

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 3 года назад +17

      This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

    • @danmeyers708
      @danmeyers708 3 года назад +8

      I was asked recently how I identify and my answer was Toxic. The look on the guy's face was priceless.

    • @noncomplier5385
      @noncomplier5385 3 года назад +3

      @@tomfoolery5526 You stole that, idiot.

    • @mireilledischer3380
      @mireilledischer3380 3 года назад +1

      Why?

  • @bananajoe2423
    @bananajoe2423 4 года назад +39

    "It's hard to walk across the parking lot with a stick up your butt." Hahahaha, most hybrid drivers are like that.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 года назад +1

      HAHA

    • @gracierodriguez4711
      @gracierodriguez4711 3 года назад

      "90% of our flights landed on time"
      It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

  • @HaveButOneLife
    @HaveButOneLife 4 года назад +33

    I think we all expected this video to be pro-gun control, and I guarantee you that all 422 dislikes are from people who just saw the title and didn't watch the video. Andrew's great! Surprising delivery, and more respect towards others' opinions than I thought.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +2

      Imagine that ;)

    • @michaelsmyth3935
      @michaelsmyth3935 Год назад

      Some are due to his use of insult humor. Find a flaw that it is still OK to make fun of, use that as a basis for humor. You know, the reason ethnic jokes do not work.

    • @hops4284
      @hops4284 Год назад

      The anti gun nuts probably don’t like any jokes about guns. They don’t know real stats. They go with the lies they’re fed.

  • @farmerboybill
    @farmerboybill 4 года назад +30

    It would be great if Dry Bar would post the original date that the comedian did his/her bit. Really helpful.

    • @spookyteal
      @spookyteal 2 года назад +1

      @Dry Bar, pleaseeee

  • @MeCooper
    @MeCooper 4 года назад +92

    I'm loving these full specials! I never have time to go to shows these days and thanks to you guys I'm not missing out as much as I should be!
    Thanks again peeps! This guy is great!

    • @NatureArtist-tw1iq
      @NatureArtist-tw1iq 4 года назад +5

      Me Cooper Actually, what they publish on RUclips aren’t the full specials. It’s basically a compilation of the clips they publish. The Dry Bar Comedy app has the full specials of the comedians they feature.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 года назад +2

      @Tim Smith Ok but lets not make an apocalypse out of the simple inconvenience of not being able to enjoy half of our first world luxuries for a year or so.
      We might be stuck inside but at least we have running water, electricity and the internet. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass
    @Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass 4 года назад +19

    Im an Idahoan and very much a gun person. This story sounds like 90% of my friends

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 3 года назад +2

      I am from Northern Michigan originally and was thinking the same....

  • @cerberusblack53
    @cerberusblack53 4 года назад +255

    Well now I feel obligated to show him my gun collection.

    • @diaspo
      @diaspo 4 года назад +21

      No need. It's already pretty apparent that you are NOT funny.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +12

      Can’t wait!

    • @cerberusblack53
      @cerberusblack53 4 года назад +1

      Andrew Rivers any time you’re in North Texas.

    • @kamron_thurmond
      @kamron_thurmond 4 года назад +10

      @@andrewjrivers Or really anywhere Texas. You can find someone with a gun collection.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +3

      Exactly!! Lol! If he ever comes to Alaska he is in trouble 😂😂

  • @nickabel8279
    @nickabel8279 4 года назад +285

    The gun guy he was talking about in the beginning seems like a funny guy to drink with..

    • @perfectwhine742
      @perfectwhine742 4 года назад +11

      Yeah I think that guy should be doing the comedy lol

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 4 года назад +5

      Wish I was his friend (the guy with the bomb shelter)

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +1

      @@perfectwhine742 nah, he captured me well...

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +3

      @@MrGoatflakes Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +2

      I don't drink, but I won't turn down coffee...

  • @enlightenedexceptionalism7206
    @enlightenedexceptionalism7206 4 года назад +35

    I think he did a good job razzing on both sides - I thought even the ones about my side were funny - he didn't do it mean - he was real - and just innocent reactions that we all 'get' - we can laugh about it. And - I don't know why he doesn't think he's attractive - I think he's very good looking and charming. Just part of the charm for the act I guess. He's endearing.

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, he's pretty balanced. Good kid.
      -Bomb Shelter Guy

  • @jenjungwoon
    @jenjungwoon 3 года назад +63

    he never could have known how much having a friend with a bomb shelter would sound like a really good idea so shortly in the future from when he performed this

  • @lilbitofeverything5801
    @lilbitofeverything5801 4 года назад +29

    No one else is commenting about that dexter joke, I gotchu, good show😂

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +6

      Thank YOU lol

    • @carolannroberts
      @carolannroberts 3 года назад

      Oh I think we got it, it just wasn’t that funny, more Captain Obvious

  • @OmarValenzuela1975
    @OmarValenzuela1975 4 года назад +40

    I love it! This guy is crazy hilarious 😆 😂🤣

  • @GoodFella21100
    @GoodFella21100 3 года назад +8

    The imagery of petting 'service guns' to soothe oneself is gold lol

  • @Viddard
    @Viddard 4 года назад +4

    Your service dog needs a service dog... LOL!!

  • @PostalPatriot556
    @PostalPatriot556 4 года назад +17

    All those gun guy jokes where fantastic 😂

  • @Grunge_Cycling
    @Grunge_Cycling 4 года назад +20

    192 Ryan Air employees disliked this. I say this because most gun enthusiasts actually have a great sense of humor.

    • @VeselkoKelava
      @VeselkoKelava 4 года назад +8

      I guess you didn't look through this comment section

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад

      Arthur J thanks!!

    • @stankfanger1366
      @stankfanger1366 4 года назад +1

      @@VeselkoKelava I guess you didn't speak very good English when you did...

    • @VeselkoKelava
      @VeselkoKelava 4 года назад +3

      @@stankfanger1366 no, I speak English well enough to recognize butt hurt. And thanks for playing into the Trump supporter stereotypes, by making foreign name/ bad English joke. I assume you are Trump supporter, because you have Trump as your profile picture.

  • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
    @AllenFreemanMediaGuru 4 года назад +7

    After my mom passed away we bought my dad a camo lazy-boy recliner! Mainly because he was telling the world he was now able to decorate the house now, not just the garage.

  • @pla6ue
    @pla6ue 4 года назад +5

    "Why do people wear camouflage while fishing"?....proceeds to still say "just kidding" while performing comedy.

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 2 года назад +15

    Okay, I'm black, and I found the joke about "My dad has a black friend" to be completely hilarious!! This guy is funny!

  • @boldcautionproductions9203
    @boldcautionproductions9203 4 года назад +17

    I liked the calculator joke the most.
    Great stuff.

  • @andrewjrivers
    @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +5

    Corona Quarantine. You know where I'm hiding! :D

  • @KrissyChacon
    @KrissyChacon 4 года назад +65

    I actually loved this routine. His call backs were great.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +5

      Krissy Chacon thank you!

    • @AnitaBetterScreenname
      @AnitaBetterScreenname 4 года назад +2

      Holy crap Krissy! He heard you!

    • @KrissyChacon
      @KrissyChacon 4 года назад +1

      Omg

    • @jvz773
      @jvz773 4 года назад +2

      Truly! This guy is masterful at callbacks! Great set!

    • @terrycole1165
      @terrycole1165 3 года назад +3

      I agree. He’s a winner. It’s so effortless with him!

  • @Remember2020
    @Remember2020 4 года назад +8

    LOL... he got one thing right... "you got the gun - you make the rules".
    Funny how a commedian (pun intended) sums up the 2nd Amendment and the whole US Constitution in EIGHT WORDS!

  • @erikjarandson5458
    @erikjarandson5458 4 года назад +35

    I went to Starbucks once. I'd rather have their coffee thrown in my face than have to drink it.

    • @wolfcub824
      @wolfcub824 4 года назад +1

      I hear the hot chocolate is good...

    • @spillsndebris
      @spillsndebris 4 года назад +1

      Their coffee is pretty bad

  • @EricRedbear
    @EricRedbear 4 года назад +197

    You can love your guns, just don't loooooooove your guns.
    Everyone needs to stop taking themselves so seriously.
    Okay, now off to the range...

    • @wilber9735
      @wilber9735 4 года назад

      Yep. Me too.

    • @TexZenMaster
      @TexZenMaster 4 года назад +10

      I would loooove my guns, but I can't fit into the bore. The magazine well is no fun; Trust me.

    • @rocarlosdavis622
      @rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад +3

      Military defense enthusiasts? I use to love my M16 machine gun semiautomatic until April 19, 1998..but hell wtf do I really know about gun control vs gunner mass shooting events anyway..June 1990 and 1992 our infantry battalion trained for biological chemical warfare..then Chernobyl happens..honestly I think by this time now technology is advancing in ways never even imagined by any and all human beings..perfect example is AI and Super AI communicating with each other to solve human idolatry and human defiance ...and by now some of you generation Xers should know that it's not a question of if mass extinction happens but when it precisely takes course 🤨👽🤯🗣🤫

    • @undr_guv_surv
      @undr_guv_surv 4 года назад

      TexZenMaster that was gold

    • @sms9106
      @sms9106 4 года назад +8

      @@rocarlosdavis622 "M16 machine gun semiautomatic " ~ you sure about that?

  • @Mr.deacle
    @Mr.deacle 4 года назад +67

    6:41 "It looks like he just got hit and he crawled into a fetal position, and just waited until help arrived."
    When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

  • @tommern84
    @tommern84 3 года назад +3

    Camouflage during fishing is absolutely a very efficient way to get more fish. Specially if you are fishing in s river or a lake from land.
    No screaming colours and don't have the sun cast shadow into the water.
    Get down on your knees, hunker down or stand as far as possible from the water and be quiet. The fish can absolutely see
    your siluet and often won't bite

  • @jazzlehazzle
    @jazzlehazzle 3 года назад +4

    This guy is straight outta Norman Rockwell :D

  • @svilenivanov4345
    @svilenivanov4345 4 года назад +159

    "He's gonna nuke somebody in like three more days"
    Oh, how the turntables.

    • @blazingswayze5518
      @blazingswayze5518 4 года назад +22

      im only downvoting because you used the phrase "How the tables have turned" wrong.

    • @stefanmcneal5423
      @stefanmcneal5423 4 года назад +4

      Patrick Quenneville who cares

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 4 года назад +28

      @@blazingswayze5518 *Simpsons voice* that's the joke

    • @mystfaex8794
      @mystfaex8794 4 года назад +14

      @@blazingswayze5518im only downvoting YOU for not getting such a obviously cute joke! 😲 lol!

    • @tommyculver5004
      @tommyculver5004 4 года назад +5

      "In reality, he did just nuke someone exactly when he said he would." That's the important part. What a coincidence. Plot twist: Trump watches Dry Bar Comedy, and every time someone jokes about him nuking someone, he does...

  • @anothergenericgamer_
    @anothergenericgamer_ 2 года назад +2

    “Your flight got delayed? Um I swim in circles” LOL I was just enjoying the set but this one really made me laugh 😂🤣

  • @christinaknight794
    @christinaknight794 4 года назад +4

    I wonder if he's sleeping in his friends bunker NOW!😂

  • @andrewjrivers
    @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +16

    This guy is a genius! Sorry you’re all triggered by some gun jokes. Love ya anyway. Lol

    • @allover4309
      @allover4309 4 года назад +3

      "triggered" lol a gun pun.
      Every Seattle stereotypist thinks that their opinion matters the most but in your defense you do take aim at everyone which makes you a straight shooter and funny while taking on loaded topics.

    • @krisschmidt7427
      @krisschmidt7427 4 года назад +2

      legit question, did you just "This guys is a genius" yourself? Lol. Also, hope you stopped through Salt Lake and didn't let Provo shape your view of Utah.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +1

      @@signalcraft when spell check doesn't work.........

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +2

      Have you tried to get on Joe Rogan? He likes to have comics on from time to time and I think you two would be a laugh a minute!

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +1

      @@signalcraft lol

  • @sethyeates1530
    @sethyeates1530 3 года назад +6

    One year later the Preppers turned out to be the MVPs of 2020

  • @hdskl2150
    @hdskl2150 3 года назад +4

    When you buy a bomb shelter you’re kind of invested in bombs 😂

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 года назад +19

    That's like seeing me in the bushes then inviting me in...

  • @RannonSi
    @RannonSi 3 года назад +4

    As a Swede I really feel the bombshelter comment! :D

  • @chucksolutions4579
    @chucksolutions4579 4 года назад +65

    Probably didn't have ANY automatic weapons...

    • @jcs6206
      @jcs6206 4 года назад +7

      It probably never happened... it was a joke/funny story... often, they're completely fictional and meant to entertain.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +15

      Yup...semi at best. Typical anti gunner rhetoric.

    • @ollilehtonen6764
      @ollilehtonen6764 4 года назад +2

      Probably were automatic, just not full auto.

    • @jonahpatton8879
      @jonahpatton8879 4 года назад +7

      @@ollilehtonen6764 yes but the thing is, when you say automatic, 60% of people think of a belt fed machine gun and therefore think that you can just go to a gun store and buy one.

    • @ollilehtonen6764
      @ollilehtonen6764 4 года назад +5

      @@jonahpatton8879 Yeah and that's because they are ignorant on the subject matter. There ain't many people outside of gun communities who have any clue of the terminology around guns. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean you can't educate yourself on the matter. Who knows, maybe you won't be so scared of them after learning about them.

  • @Microtonal_Cats
    @Microtonal_Cats 4 года назад +28

    That guy's gun joke isn't half bad.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +3

      It's pretty good actually. :) Check out the new ones on my channel.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +1

      @@andrewjrivers Just sub'd!

    • @nicholasbaldwin8534
      @nicholasbaldwin8534 4 года назад

      It's half cocked and ready to fire. 🤣

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 года назад +2

      Thanks.
      -Bomb Shelter Guy

  • @civil8bachelor264
    @civil8bachelor264 4 года назад +3

    Omg I did the same thing, went to check out his situation... Lots of guns.... Hobbies were taxidermy and he was a postal worker lol

  • @mrwhite6358
    @mrwhite6358 2 года назад +2

    just rewatched It, probably the 3rd or 4th time, one of my favourites :)

  • @megangarcia6991
    @megangarcia6991 3 года назад +4

    I think girls are just afraid you'll always look younger than them... 😂

  • @carlosdelgatito2039
    @carlosdelgatito2039 2 года назад +1

    He didn't park in the wrong parking lot. I just saw a car with the keys on the roof, so I moved it over, put the keys in the visor, and chuckled. I am easily amused.

  • @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS
    @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS 4 года назад +15

    The funniest stat I saw during check in with an airline was "93% of our flights that leave on time arrive on time." Tells you nothing about how many flights leave on time. And NOT arriving on time if the flight left on time would have to do with what? Airport delays at the other end? Mechanical difficulties? It's a meaningless stat.

  • @georgina-a
    @georgina-a 2 года назад +2

    25:32 😂😂 As a Brit, I can 100% confirm that Ryanair is *appalling* 😳
    There were three of us watching this video and when he first mentioned flying on Ryanair, the reactions around the room were a sharp intake of breath through the teeth, "uh oh", & "yeah, he's screwed"...🤷‍♀️

  • @theboxofdogs
    @theboxofdogs 4 года назад +8

    I love that family crest joke.
    That’s just a great line.

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 4 месяца назад +1

    These are my two service animals Smith and Wesson! I just stroke them! Calms me down AND everybody I don’t like leaves the room! 😂

  • @masswhole585
    @masswhole585 4 года назад +20

    he looks like type that gets all "Ooh scary" when someone mentions they carry.

  • @Tainted7885
    @Tainted7885 4 года назад +59

    "Automatic weapons"... doubtful.

    • @Willy_Tepes
      @Willy_Tepes 4 года назад +2

      Just keep believing that ;)

    • @indoorsandout3022
      @indoorsandout3022 4 года назад +9

      They're not hard to get. You need a permit from the ATF that is $500. If he can afford a bomb shelter, he can afford that permit.

    • @Willy_Tepes
      @Willy_Tepes 4 года назад +3

      @@indoorsandout3022 Not hard to make either.

    • @indoorsandout3022
      @indoorsandout3022 4 года назад +3

      @@Willy_Tepes That too. It's harder to make a Flintlock than a gas operated gun. The gas operating a piston requires no special timing but a flintlock requires precision timing so the flint strikes the frizen at a specific time and angle to shoot a strong spark into the flash pan. I have built percussion and matchlock guns. I plan to make a Flintlock after my next metal project is done (a langes messer with honsanmai lamination). Forging the barrel is going to be interesting.The bayonet should be easy though.

    • @Willy_Tepes
      @Willy_Tepes 4 года назад

      ​@@indoorsandout3022 Making a gun is no worse than making any other type of mechanical device. I made a 1650's wheellock pistol some years ago and am finishing a 16 round 9mm pistol of my own design at the moment (totally from scratch except the barrel and magazine). I made my first gun (9mm derringer) in wood working class when I was 14. Submachine guns are by far the easiest to make after single shot weapons.
      As long as you keep the correct geometry, a flintlock is a reasonable project for most people.

  • @Peachtreedishes
    @Peachtreedishes 2 года назад +3

    You’re not just funny but cute but too young for me (43 in 2021) I laughed the whole time. Belly laugh

  • @nathaliekohlman3252
    @nathaliekohlman3252 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious! Outrageous! Great timing. Meeting a guy in a bomb shelter. Calling a chihuaua a service dog. My dream didn't include Provo..

    • @spark5012
      @spark5012 2 года назад

      Are you sure? Because I saw someone online who has a Psychihuahua. 😄

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 4 года назад +8

    I clicked because I've noticed that titles are never describing the whole content for full specials videos of this channel.

  • @DJTeddyJetts
    @DJTeddyJetts 2 года назад +10

    "Dogs dont kill people, people kill people." What a legendary punch line! Lmfao

  • @pmpdaddyt1218
    @pmpdaddyt1218 4 года назад +7

    "...I always want girls to shake their Laffy Taffy but they just won't"
    *DEAD*

  • @anthg4563
    @anthg4563 4 года назад +37

    Why do the thumbnail and title say two totally different things

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 года назад +2

      Because they think maybe click bait tile will get more views?

    • @hiruharada2650
      @hiruharada2650 4 года назад +1

      Because lies and propaganda.

    • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
      @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад

      Because neither is long enough to include both.

  • @zoomiesx3632
    @zoomiesx3632 4 года назад +4

    Love this guy 👍😎😁😂🤭I'm going to be a invisible stalker that stalks him...I don't exist (waves hands around)

  • @blazingswayze5518
    @blazingswayze5518 4 года назад +8

    "service gun" bit is great

  • @chrisbaker7858
    @chrisbaker7858 4 года назад +6

    Provo doesn't get enough credit...the best comedy shows hands down, come out of Provo and that's no lie!

  • @thehighpriestess978
    @thehighpriestess978 3 года назад +2

    I live in Ireland, and very familiar with Ryanair, sadly. So yes, its true.

  • @RichardRitenour0522
    @RichardRitenour0522 4 года назад +41

    Hope everyone brought their snow shovel to the comments section....Real people understand what jokes are and how they work...Good stuff Andrew, thanks!

  • @seapeajones
    @seapeajones 4 года назад +9

    My dad has a black friend, this dude kills

  • @miderafael
    @miderafael 3 года назад +2

    This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @billyholmes3
    @billyholmes3 4 года назад +3

    Those who are afraid of guns are those never raised , around guns , never taught firearm safety as a teenager ,never went hunting with Dad as a teenager ,never received his first 22 rifle around 13/14 birthday, it is a sad day when an American man did not have a father who taught his children about the 2nd amendment , guns , hunting, and protecting thire family no matter the threat ,a sad sad day indeed , gun control starts and ends at the firing range.

    • @markp8295
      @markp8295 4 года назад

      Not afraid of guns.
      U.k. licensed owner (Shotguns) and user for hunting and clays.
      My problem with the U.S. is the lack of sensible and consistent regulation.
      Open and concealed carry laws based on state. Altering the grip can alter the classification.
      Barrel length regulations vary by state.
      Often exotic ammunition is advertised in violent fashions. E.g. RIP or Zombie.
      I don't see why moderators aren't encouraged at ranges to keep communication clearer.
      Licencing these seems to also reduce the use for hunting where it would be most beneficial.
      Psych evaluations and criminal record checks aren't thorough enough or linked across boarders.
      Anti depressants and firearms shouldn't mix.
      History of drunkenness and firearms shouldn't mix.
      Drunk use and firearms shouldn't mix.
      Etc...

    • @billyholmes3
      @billyholmes3 4 года назад

      @@markp8295 thank God I live in the USA were the 2nd shall not be infringed upon , BTW in the US 34k Americans are killed on US highways every year and 17k Americans killed by firearms , what is the real problem

    • @markp8295
      @markp8295 4 года назад +1

      @@billyholmes3 The issue is that per capita, I'm more likely to be shot to death by an American citizen as a tourist in the U.S. than I am killed whilst driving on roads in Europe. If I add the deaths caused by terror attacks into this. I'm still safer in Europe. And that's ignoring your dreadful by first world standards road death statistics.
      If I include road deaths, U.S. citizens are 3 times more likely to be killed by road and firearm tragedies than European citizens.
      I blame a large part of this on the education system, excessively large vehicles for the majority of road users and low bar for firearm ownership.
      Also. You never addressed the inconsistencies I mentioned previously.
      I'm encouraged to have a moderator on a firearm because it makes it less disruptive because if I am licensed to be in possession, it is assumed I am being lawful.
      In the states, only criminals need moderators because what are you trying to hide. Hence it's heavily licensed and taxed.

    • @billyholmes3
      @billyholmes3 4 года назад

      @@markp8295 were to start , first thank you for not complain about my horrible Grammer / spelling , as far as limiting a person's access to firearms because of past or present drug or alcohol use is basically convicting someone on future maybe crimes and thankfully here in the US we have what is called due process and everyone is innocent untill proven guilty , I do not know how many gun ranges you have been on here in the US but I have visited quite a few in various States and each of them were safety first minded and holds free classes for new fire arms owners , now the majority of crimes committed with guns are by individuals who did not have a licensed gun or had a stolen gun or a felon that was unable to own a gun , to own a gun here in the US one must pass a federal background check , and yes it isn't perfect so instead of passing more laws we should update the system fix the holes in the system , one can't get around the fact that in the US city's / towns with the least gun control and the most citizen ownership of fire arms have the least crime across-the-board, were city's with the most gun control laws have the most gun related crime , and that equals gun ownership means least crime , because most criminals are coward's and would not rob rape home invasion another person knowing that thire victim may have a gun , I drove trucks all across this wonderful country and have seen so many needles highway deaths and most of them caused by drunk or distracted drivers but still we put a 16/18 year old teenager behind the wheel of a car with minimal vehicle education and expect them to act responsible, what a joke we need harsher punishments for vehicle infractions , like first time drinking and driving one looses driving rights for life , excessive speeding should have a extremely high ticket like starting at 1,000 and suspension of driving for 3 months and distracted driving should have heavy penalties , In the US the only thing keeping our rights granted by God or a higher power is out right to bear arms not the government lot of people don't understand that , and that is why I believe every citizen in the US has a duty to every other citizen to own and know how to use a gun properly , " an armed society is a polite society " .

  • @8SoManSo6
    @8SoManSo6 4 года назад +8

    It’s not the guns or race, it’s the one armed lady.

  • @Paul-du3qq
    @Paul-du3qq 4 года назад +3

    I know why his audience wasn't worried about his dad owning a gun, and being absent minded. It's because they're not walking trough his front door hoping he remembers who they are.

  • @SuperLEOKING1
    @SuperLEOKING1 4 года назад +3

    First Trump supporter I have seen own up to it. Love the honesty.

  • @MrCoxmic
    @MrCoxmic 4 года назад +5

    Saw his name and my first thought was, "Where is Steve Hofstetter?"

  • @tedereTSSK
    @tedereTSSK 2 года назад +2

    Enjoyable set. Thanks man.

  • @Redvines69
    @Redvines69 4 года назад +27

    Pete's Dragon in the background :D

    • @billc.4584
      @billc.4584 4 года назад

      Redvines69: Take another look. It's a silhouette of a girl feeding a bunny and the opening beneath is a bisected burrow with a couple of baby bunnies. Caught your comment and my OCD took care of the rest. :)

  • @1981bdt
    @1981bdt 4 года назад +1

    So yeah half way through his act I get an ad for children's cancer hospital. One hell of an emotional roller coaster.

  • @nicolesummers4833
    @nicolesummers4833 2 года назад +7

    He's hilarious and probably my favorite now. He's risky and a bit nervous about it. I love it! He goes there anyway and nails it. The stage is always set to match the comedian. Dry Bar is awesome! TEXASS WRITING OUR HISTORY BOOKS IS NOT GOOD!

  • @oliandginger
    @oliandginger 2 года назад

    You are a natural, thanks for the laughter.

  • @m249machinegun2
    @m249machinegun2 4 года назад +14

    Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a bomb shelter where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great comedian Andrew Rivers is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Andrew Rivers.”

  • @jenngraham1812
    @jenngraham1812 3 года назад +1

    He came back as young Ron Howard circa “Happy Days” 😆

  • @liopoldrrr
    @liopoldrrr 4 года назад +4

    Great act man!

  • @kellyharper367
    @kellyharper367 2 года назад +2

    Super entertaining!

  • @maxnaz47
    @maxnaz47 4 года назад +6

    I'm a gun enthusiast and i'm hilarious

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 4 года назад +2

    This guy said Trump was unstable. Lol his only other choice is Biden this time around 😂
    AND HE LIVES IN SEATTLE 🤣

  • @onenikkione
    @onenikkione 4 года назад +129

    def not a gun guy if he thought the other guy had automatic firearms

    • @pandorasbox4238
      @pandorasbox4238 4 года назад +8

      Dude... anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications. There are instruction guides all over the place and you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them. Anyone who's been around guns much knows that.

    • @TexZenMaster
      @TexZenMaster 4 года назад +30

      @@pandorasbox4238 "anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications" Creating new parts for your gun in a CNC machine isn't exactly a minor modification; It is also highly illegal.
      "you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them." Then those sites are breaking federal laws. Let me know which ones they are and I'll report them if you won't.

    • @jacob5208
      @jacob5208 4 года назад +25

      OutOfSight OutOfMind No, you really can’t. You have to be an experienced and trained gunsmith to turn a semiautomatic firearm into an automatic firearm.

    • @Treddian
      @Treddian 4 года назад +5

      @@jacob5208 It doesn't take a gunsmith to machine parts when you have a print and model. It only takes some machining experience, which isn't too exotic of a skill.

    • @jacob5208
      @jacob5208 4 года назад +10

      Treddian Some machining experience? What exactly do you think needs to be done? You can’t just 3D print an ‘automatic mode’ button and slap it on the firearm

  • @creepychris420
    @creepychris420 2 года назад +8

    this dude was funny af from start to end, every joke was on point. good set

  • @dougm2681
    @dougm2681 4 года назад +20

    They're not automatic weapons.

    • @wts9811
      @wts9811 4 года назад +5

      Why couldn’t they have been automatic weapons? They are rare and expensive for civilian ownership....but US Govt allows ownership.

    • @Doitallgp
      @Doitallgp 4 года назад

      wts9811 dude has a bomb shelter. Prob doesn’t care if the govt “allows” him to have select-fire weapons

    • @kyle4251
      @kyle4251 4 года назад +1

      georgie porgie bruh unless you have a license you can’t even GET one😂😂🤣

    • @Doitallgp
      @Doitallgp 4 года назад +1

      kyle bouch so illegally possessed fully auto guns simply don’t exist, huh? 😂

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +2

      @@kyle4251 follow that line of logic to it's conclusion.......................................no illegal weapons are possessed anywhere in the U.S.! Yay for that!!!!

  • @DadvsThePepps
    @DadvsThePepps 2 года назад +1

    I keep looking at the mortal kombat-esk backround design/logo.....Now, I want to play 'Elastomania'

  • @yaniquebeckford1699
    @yaniquebeckford1699 4 года назад +8

    Really liked this guy, he was funny all the way.😁

  • @redchic
    @redchic 4 года назад +2

    My neighbor was back up quarterback and I still think it's pretty freaking awesome. Lol

  • @tracychristenson177
    @tracychristenson177 4 года назад +15

    If a guy wants to meet girls, I highly recommend getting a small, cute dog and taking it to some public place. I used to work at a bookstore, and this guy came in one day with a cute puppy. Within minutes, every woman in the store was gathered around him, petting and admiring his dog. He probably could have started collecting phone numbers, but he also had his wife with him. Actually, I think the dog was hers, and he was just holding it while she was picking out books. Still, he definitely got attention. He may have been wondering why he never thought of this before, unless I'm wrong, and this puppy is the way he got his wife.
    P.S. Andrew, get a library card!

    • @whosigno1227
      @whosigno1227 4 года назад

      Worked for me too

    • @karamzidan9860
      @karamzidan9860 4 года назад +1

      Dang it , i'm definetly getting a cute puppy to finally loose my virginity and bang hit chicks

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 года назад

      Or a cute cat, although you most likely ended up only with a bunch of numbers from crazy cat ladies. 😅

  • @marshwetland3808
    @marshwetland3808 2 года назад +2

    Really enjoyed your comedy, Andrew. Original. I hope you'll come to Canada some day.

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 3 года назад +3

    LoL so many times, this guy is hilarious! I hope you guys call him back to Dry Bar. And I think he got a swapable cute face...at least for casual dates. 😄👍