o mesmo que seja por ali mas é um direito na litro tem o tanque de uma forma criminosa mais que eu seja pobre meu direito na lei eu tenho eu quero indenização contra eles e pdessa forma criminosa eu quero uma indenização contra as palavras que eles me deram e um processo em cima dos crimes que estão pode ser qualquer um pobre pobre tem direito da o pobre tem um bebê direito que todosdessa forma criminosa querendo uma indenização contra eles dessas palavras conta não chega até aí vou reagir
Thos comment was 2 years ago, and I read it as joey said his line and just to really get me I read Lee's line as he said it, like how did I even manage that dude
And we’ll never find out about that half Jamaican chick getting pregnant because joe was so faded he lost track of his story and asked Lee who is even more faded and his autosave spot was way before the point joe was at
My weed dealer of 7 years lived in the same building as a dude who was busted for dealing coke, one day when coming back from buying groceries he saw the police cars out front and the cops getting the battering ram ready, he grinded his teeth, politely asked the officers what was happening and, after not being tackled to the ground, reasoned it wasn't about him, got inside his apartment and went on with his day
Statute of limitations, my friend. Everyone involved in the kidnapping thing was already convicted so unless he has info on another kidnapping or a murder case he can spill *all* the beans & Johnny Law can't do shit
I mean he did drop the name of the guy he was talking about. Sure it's a first name and there are god knows how many Dante's in LA let alone the entirety of Cali. Either way i doubt any off duty LAPD detective sitting on his couch listening to these two is gonna look up some guy when he goes to work next monday ahahah
U just feel like you could go to any city, any neighborhood any street corner and if Joey was with u, you're gonna be alright. The street smarts of this man are unbelievable! Love listening to u Joey.
@@johnknight8159 Thats my POV as well. I think he speaks like 90% truth, just switches out details that can be used against others, like names, locations, affiliations, etc. The other ten percent is for the laughs.
I used to get so zonked that I forgot what I was talking about midsentence. It's embarrassing cus I'd double down on my amnesia and try to freestyle my way back to coherence
My college dealer wore a pizza delivery uniform for a pizza business that didn’t exist, bought two pizzas every night and carried the gear in the pizza delivery bag. Drove a beat up Taurus and didn’t raise a single god damn eyebrow the whole time. Lived like a bum but had cash coming out of his ass… and always had a cold pie for his dinner at the end of the night. Too many idiots driving around in Escalades getting the wrong kind of attention.
When your so high you foget how to talk. Use to have a buddy in middle school the same shit would happens to him. For him it was so bad you couldnt even understamd wtf he was saying. It was like he was just making sounds lol.
Lee gets waaaaay to high. Just chill dude, a small edible to take the edge off. The slurred speech is bad man. Ok, the laughing and crazy at the end made my day.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly what happened to one of my friends,,this customer used to buy no more than 2 grams one day the guy wanted a 7gs order ,,right there he got caught
Isn't this a bit too specific information.... I mean, I feel it can't be so hard for someone to trace who Joey calls once a month, who books commercials from time to time have kids etc etc... If this guy was so careful, he wouldn't let Joey know all his secrets to spoil on a podcast! Lmao
Because to the Fed's whoever Joey is talking about isn't a big fish to them. He said he sells nothing but 8 balls. May seem like a big fish to you but not to the Fed's and that's if Joey is telling the 100% truth.
Nobody gives a shit who it is. Cops won't do shit. They are too busy arresting people for having weed stems under their car seat. Jokes aside I doubt they could even prove shit. Its all here say.
This dude lived about 7-8 lives.. this is phenomenal, you can literally write more books than George R.R. Martin. Also seeing Lee high as a motherfucker just makes me happy
Volume cranked to the max and still can’t hear shit all I hear is Joey whispering hahahah cmon Lee use those audio video skills and fix the noise issue
Yeah that's not a very specific description. Especially in LA. An actor named dante in LA Is like asking to see a jewelry with curly hair. You don't always see it, but you do see it am awful lot. The Internet Cafe is inconsequential as well. Joey is keeping it reeeeealer by only being a half squealer
Aldo Steel yea I just sold to people I knew and friends of friends. I wouldn’t be messing with the hood crowd. My bro got involved wit Latin Kings and it got kinda ugly.
A good plug knows who is capable of making the random come up and who isn't... Good customers sometimes make a come up every now and again... Maybe a few people hit them up knowing they have a good connect... And he now has his own normal amount of money and 2 other people's money right?.. If you always assumed someone who made a come up is looking to push marked bills you'd never make money... The trick, I'd guess, is figuring out which of customers are the hustlers and who isn't..
So the computer store is where you used to meet Dante, the minor actor who is still currently dealing come and just hasn't gotten caught....yet. Hey Dante! Joey just gave you up!
Its Hollywood. There's minor actors everywhere. Theres probably a half million people named Dante in LA. God knows how many computer stores there are. To give him up, first and last name and name of the computer store with the location. Joey doesn't give away the huge details
@@skimbeeble6143 Wow! I'm sooo stoopid. I should have considered that there are at least 500,000 Dantes and more than one computer store in L A. Thanks for shedding some light on a whimsical comment. Dante.
@@nickmeyer238 Heh,heh heh. Me too. I went to high school with him so I thought it was kind of funny. Fortunately he doesn't have to deal coke. His money comes from elsewhere, but it is kind of funny.
@Nathan Bracey yeah, and not to mention the 500,000 other Dantes and two computer stores that your buddy so astutely pointed out. I'll call the commissioner and tell him to take the task force off the "Diaz Case". Thanks for your brilliant insight.
Lee always looks like he's about to buy a one way ticket to Mars
You would to if Joey was your best friend 😆
I thought you were gunna say a bruno Mars ticket lmfao
Lee is Joeys bitch
bballbayz ur a fucking idiot
o mesmo que seja por ali mas é um direito na litro tem o tanque de uma forma criminosa mais que eu seja pobre meu direito na lei eu tenho eu quero indenização contra eles e pdessa forma criminosa eu quero uma indenização contra as palavras que eles me deram e um processo em cima dos crimes que estão pode ser qualquer um pobre pobre tem direito da o pobre tem um bebê direito que todosdessa forma criminosa querendo uma indenização contra eles dessas palavras conta não chega até aí vou reagir
“So I went a got em a f****n piece”....
“How nice of you” lmao
Titan Moss37 LMAOO
Lee kills me with those little comments ffs i can’t dislike the guy, love ya krist killa
Genuine
Thos comment was 2 years ago, and I read it as joey said his line and just to really get me I read Lee's line as he said it, like how did I even manage that dude
@@isaiahrose3202 lmfaoooo same homie shits funny as hell
Bro I’m 100% Lee forgets all these stories, bro is higher then I’ve ever been in my 7 years of getting high lmao
Rich OG touchy subject?
Word
@@rgonzalez582 oh damn you got defensive quick huh? Is smoking weed a huge part of your identity? Do you feel like that’s what makes you cool?
@@rgonzalez582 you are no OG.
Ive been smoking over a decade and still Lee surpasses me on any dabs ive done
And we’ll never find out about that half Jamaican chick getting pregnant because joe was so faded he lost track of his story and asked Lee who is even more faded and his autosave spot was way before the point joe was at
Dude that's hilarious. Never heard auto saved used like that 🤣
Dont worry bout nothin 😂
He's probably faking it, buying time to analyze everything he's spitting.
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😭😭
"I went over there a bought em a fucking piece" ......."how nice of you" 🤣🤣🤣best response hands down👌🏽
I love when Lee puts on a video during the podcast and Uncle Joey sits there watching it with his mouth hanging wide open
Tremendous
Like a fucking momo
Nose don’t work from too much coke
It's like hes a robot and hes plugging right into it
@@gnarlycharlie8853 facts
What if Lee is an undercover cop, and he's putting together a portfolio on Joey's escapades with coke.....
You need more cbd in your cannabis, because you're acting mad paranoid.
Noirling just an idea your acting very paranoid 🧐
Would be way better writing than Game of Thrones. What a plot twist.
Seems like the type tbh
Noirling you commented a year ago idk if you’ll respond but I get paranoid sometimes w weed does cbd make that go away while I’m high?
My weed dealer of 7 years lived in the same building as a dude who was busted for dealing coke, one day when coming back from buying groceries he saw the police cars out front and the cops getting the battering ram ready, he grinded his teeth, politely asked the officers what was happening and, after not being tackled to the ground, reasoned it wasn't about him, got inside his apartment and went on with his day
I can never get over how smacked lee looks😂😂
Lee lookin like Buddha 😂
joey is eventually going to get somebody indicted lmao
Lee’s always faded
Statute of limitations, my friend. Everyone involved in the kidnapping thing was already convicted so unless he has info on another kidnapping or a murder case he can spill *all* the beans & Johnny Law can't do shit
Nah Joey fos
possible but highly unlikely they don't move unless there's a good case with evidence to prove 'beyond reasonable doubt'
I mean he did drop the name of the guy he was talking about. Sure it's a first name and there are god knows how many Dante's in LA let alone the entirety of Cali. Either way i doubt any off duty LAPD detective sitting on his couch listening to these two is gonna look up some guy when he goes to work next monday ahahah
Lee is soo toasted he’s like a child asking questions 😂
U just feel like you could go to any city, any neighborhood any street corner and if Joey was with u, you're gonna be alright. The street smarts of this man are unbelievable! Love listening to u Joey.
How faded do you have to be to lose your train of thought while you’re mid story? Hahahahaha
Stars of death
Lmao I'm rarely high and this happens to me, I heard it's a symptom of ADHD
Happens to me regularly
I say if you aren't forgetting what you're talking about then you probably aren't twisted enough
@@curtisss that's what they want you to think
"What were we talking about?" is a whole mood on the Church.
Lee "how nice of you" hahhahah
So funny
😂
Hairy Chinese Kid In his condition, I doubt whether he himself knew
Mad respect to hustler who keeps his head n game tight for decades
alexei lindes thanks g
my cousin been in the game 15 years, move big weight never been to jail its take a certain breed.
@@kobepower yeah a breed of grasses
Joey " What were we talking about? " Diaz
xleft4deadxxx bruhh 😂😂😂😂
Weed hits him hard lmao
xleft4deadxxx WAIT WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT. NATE FIGS
George Boyd the amount he does fucks him up
@@Geozuki554 where were we Lee lol
joey's stories -98% THC
Joey “veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrry cayeful” Diaz *with a good face wipe and down range stare
2:17 Joey a real one for giving them a piece dont mean he necessarily condones it but safety is definitely priority in that life.
Wtf did no one else notice Joey says the coke dealers name. Shout out to Dante for doing it over 16 years
Maybe it's a made up name
I mean slip of the tongue if the same guy. You pointing it out however makes you a 🐀
😂The DEA watching these videos: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!*
He was very careful.... until he met Joe 'loose lips' Diaz.
True, name drop n everything
Lol its all made up anyways. Joey is a fucking liar lol
Lmaoooo
Joey ain’t lyin lol and he don’t use real names 🤦🏽♂️
@@johnknight8159 Thats my POV as well. I think he speaks like 90% truth, just switches out details that can be used against others, like names, locations, affiliations, etc. The other ten percent is for the laughs.
Eating burgers, getting drunk and listens to Joey's stories. Hell ya
respect
You just know half the time lee just wants to hear the story even if he’s heard it 20 times already 😂
His plug mad asf right now
Bro I been that faded talking mid sentence and forget what I’m talking about
I used to get so zonked that I forgot what I was talking about midsentence. It's embarrassing cus I'd double down on my amnesia and try to freestyle my way back to coherence
That small client base and same supplier for decades is so underrated advice in this game
careful how you speak. “in THIS game” ...you just told everyone that you hustle
Lmao benny blanco and will pill yall sound like dealer buddies in a movie
Lee that high he looks like he doesn’t have eyes
Lee's so stoned 😂
If I ever start feeling down, I just take a look at Lee several stars deep and then i'm ok again
imagine being able to openly cough this much during conversation in 2020. the dream.
My college dealer wore a pizza delivery uniform for a pizza business that didn’t exist, bought two pizzas every night and carried the gear in the pizza delivery bag. Drove a beat up Taurus and didn’t raise a single god damn eyebrow the whole time. Lived like a bum but had cash coming out of his ass… and always had a cold pie for his dinner at the end of the night. Too many idiots driving around in Escalades getting the wrong kind of attention.
Joey losing weight look at the shirt 😂
You gay or somethin?
jay wells you a homophobe or something?
Prolly back on the white girl💁🏼♀️❄️
“Like in his life?” 🤣🤣🤣😭
Lee @2:45 😂😂 mans is gone
4:26 Diaz: "Ya know whutamean ?" / Lee: "No, I dunno what that means" 🤣🤣🤣
Lee is an undercover Narc lol
2:41 you can hear in Lee's voice how uncomfortably high he is hahaha
When your so high you foget how to talk. Use to have a buddy in middle school the same shit would happens to him. For him it was so bad you couldnt even understamd wtf he was saying. It was like he was just making sounds lol.
Lee is the most stoned I have ever seen another human be.
Lee gets waaaaay to high. Just chill dude, a small edible to take the edge off. The slurred speech is bad man. Ok, the laughing and crazy at the end made my day.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He can do as much as he wants. Who are you to tell him how much?
I think doing entire podcasts with Joey is a big factor. Havrn't you seen him always butsting his balls and pressurong him to get on his level
Very good advice from Joey. When a big / unusual order comes in like that, there is a good chance its a set up.
Exactly what happened to one of my friends,,this customer used to buy no more than 2 grams one day the guy wanted a 7gs order ,,right there he got caught
Lee is so baked his eyelids are inside out
I dont think Lee understands how crazy it is that a succesful coke dealer closes at shop at 1 and used to close at 11.
Isn't this a bit too specific information.... I mean, I feel it can't be so hard for someone to trace who Joey calls once a month, who books commercials from time to time have kids etc etc... If this guy was so careful, he wouldn't let Joey know all his secrets to spoil on a podcast! Lmao
Because to the Fed's whoever Joey is talking about isn't a big fish to them. He said he sells nothing but 8 balls. May seem like a big fish to you but not to the Fed's and that's if Joey is telling the 100% truth.
He said who it was. He slipped. “Remember at the computer store, I said that’s where I used to meet Dante”. Adam Sandler’s buddy
Nobody gives a shit who it is. Cops won't do shit. They are too busy arresting people for having weed stems under their car seat. Jokes aside I doubt they could even prove shit. Its all here say.
@@julessantana3040 No fucking way we said the exact same thing with the same timestamp. Its not even related, *LOL*
@Nathan Bracey Ohio. Still illegal. But changing very soon
This dude lived about 7-8 lives.. this is phenomenal, you can literally write more books than George R.R. Martin. Also seeing Lee high as a motherfucker just makes me happy
Volume cranked to the max and still can’t hear shit all I hear is Joey whispering hahahah cmon Lee use those audio video skills and fix the noise issue
The dealer is watching this with bated breath hahahaha
Joey “Comments like this haven’t been funny for months now” Diaz’s community
Scrappy Plays bro, you play for tnite , like you know what's funny and what isn't.
xleft4deadxxx i know that your name is Left 4 dead a 2010 game so your most likely over 20 mid 20s and you watch dragon ball... that’s pretty funny
Scrappy Plays I didn't get my name from a video game, go play your battle Royale crap.
xleft4deadxxx go watch your school boy cartoons
lol y’all should date
I love the way he says ‘vompy.’ Priceless
2:42 Lee always looks like he just got caught by the police and is asking forgiveness
I always need three dealers, very seperate. A main and two backups.
2.30 joey: I got him a gun lee: how nice of you 😂😂
7:45 so an actor in LA named dante who used to hangout at the computer cafe moves coke still to this day... way to keep it confidential Joey
Yeah that's not a very specific description. Especially in LA. An actor named dante in LA Is like asking to see a jewelry with curly hair. You don't always see it, but you do see it am awful lot. The Internet Cafe is inconsequential as well. Joey is keeping it reeeeealer by only being a half squealer
that point joey gave lee before he coughed to turn down his microphone 🤣
Damn Lee has an amazing job. I hope i can make it one day. Joey seems awesome. Makes me happy to see and think about the future. You're awesome guys .
Joey got stories for days
the outro always gets me hahahahah
Lee's eyes crack me up every time
Lee's got the softest voice while Joey sounds like he's the embodiment of being Manly. Lmaoooo
Joey drinking water sounds like water in a bong bubbling
Lee is hired by the FBI and Joey doesn't know it!
Wouldn't it be funny if Joey got indicted for something and the government's main witness was Lee lol
@@TonyVega123 Lol Lee's malteaser head in a big collar would make me lose it. Fucking looking like a midget Dana White
I don’t think Lee would even know it still lol
joey diaz - he controlled everything from a to z
lee - in his whole life?
Love the " I brought them a piece" story
Uncle Joey does it again!! Facts
"How nice of you" hahahah Lee.
I want MORE of LEE
Lee's outro giggles made me laugh like a mamaluk
"You following me?"
These guys are as stoned as a gravel road 🤣
I heard lee breathing into the mic more than joey voice speaking
Lee always so innocent lmaooo
In his whole life? Uh oh Lee's blasted again
The word Joey was looking for is “discretion”
Moral of the story is all money ain't good money
Anyway you can make. Money is a good way to make money money doesn’t feel bad you shouldn’t either
Haha I’m getting stoned just watching this . Lee cracks me up .
No you arent
Ryan Llewellyn it’s a joke you bellend
i cant last the entire outro anymore 😂
whats that vid again
Oh Lee Haha "....in his whole life?"
Yo coco wtf at 7mins!!!! Exactly u start playing with lil Joey D!!! Haha
Uncle joey with the dealer secrets in a different level of faded
Heard this story 3 times lmao
If only dry snitching was an Olympic sport.... Lol
"Veeeeerrryy careful" sounds like Elmer Fudd hunting wabbits
life lessons from Uncle Joey. Im in!
Facts
INCONSPICUOUS
Is he talking about Josh wolf the comedian?
Yes
When you're name is White Lightning, you better be slinging the BEST most fire weed around! lol
⚡️🌿⚡️
Easiest money I ever made was just selling weed.
Aldo Steel yea I just sold to people I knew and friends of friends. I wouldn’t be messing with the hood crowd. My bro got involved wit Latin Kings and it got kinda ugly.
@@citomakaveezly 10 years ago...
Some useful info, thanks CoCo😂
Is that backdrop and greenscreen?
Lee seems like a cop😂
Joe Diaz and Lee better stay together....their gonna be bigger than Johnny Carson oneday.....don't forget me yall...
Lee gotta open them eyes
Lee is lit
*takes notes*
bro why lee so fuck’n fried all the time 🤣
A good plug knows who is capable of making the random come up and who isn't... Good customers sometimes make a come up every now and again... Maybe a few people hit them up knowing they have a good connect... And he now has his own normal amount of money and 2 other people's money right?.. If you always assumed someone who made a come up is looking to push marked bills you'd never make money... The trick, I'd guess, is figuring out which of customers are the hustlers and who isn't..
Lee is SOoo Goneee
So the computer store is where you used to meet Dante, the minor actor who is still currently dealing come and just hasn't gotten caught....yet.
Hey Dante! Joey just gave you up!
Its Hollywood. There's minor actors everywhere. Theres probably a half million people named Dante in LA. God knows how many computer stores there are. To give him up, first and last name and name of the computer store with the location. Joey doesn't give away the huge details
@@skimbeeble6143 Wow! I'm sooo stoopid. I should have considered that there are at least 500,000 Dantes and more than one computer store in L A.
Thanks for shedding some light on a whimsical comment. Dante.
Heard this and immediately thought the same thing and thought about Dante from Grandma's boy.
@@nickmeyer238 Heh,heh heh. Me too. I went to high school with him so I thought it was kind of funny. Fortunately he doesn't have to deal coke. His money comes from elsewhere, but it is kind of funny.
@Nathan Bracey yeah, and not to mention the 500,000 other Dantes and two computer stores that your buddy so astutely pointed out. I'll call the commissioner and tell him to take the task force off the "Diaz Case". Thanks for your brilliant insight.