I fucking love how by the end of the movie there is zero consequence to anything. He gets his entire family and no government. But yet his friend dies. And he brings back the evil government dude and not his friend even tho he could’ve. It’s so absurdly funny
Hey Cr1TiKaL, once again, I was wondering if you would put “Your Name” (Kimi no na wa), (2016), on the moist meter, I really feel like it is deserving of a spot of the moist meter and was deserving of all the hype it created back in 2016, have a good day tho
I mean january and february are literally dump months where they put all the films they think won't do well, which is why the first Deadpool movie was such a surprise.
one thing i can respect about charlie is that he obviously doesnt do this for money. he doesnt pad his videos or play a long outro to extend the video to 10 minutes for money. once the content is done with and theres nothing to say, just, “thats it, see ya” and there it goes. its rare to see that on youtube
Ive seen it. The CGI is crap and its obvious that there wasnt a huge budget on this movie. Most of his criticisms are pretty valid. I thought keanu and the other guy (i forgot the name) wernt bad but yeah the mom was bad
The mind of a pilot beats that of a computer pilot, and the only thing that limits a human is the amount of Gs that they can handle. Putting the best pilot’s mind into a drone is a really good idea
I told Dad not to download it cause it would be shit but he did. And when Dad invited me to watch it with him I said no cause it would be shit, and no surprise Dad told me not to waste my time watching it cause it was shit. Then my dude Charlie put the cherry on top with this video, much appreciated x
Day 1 of asking Charlie to put Jimmy’s Declassified RUclips Termination Survival Guide on the Moist Meter. Or at least have him on the podcast my dude.
Wow this is a first. the actor reviewing their own movie
What's the punchline?
@Jerry Fingle Maybe, but care to explain then, Rick and Morty fanatic?
They played us like a damn Fingle!
@Jerry Fingle you're*
I don't get the joke
please don't woosh me
Keanu reeves reviews his own movie, fascinating.
A cheap replica of Keanu Reeves reviews replica, a film starring Keanu Reeves
@@tinytr0ll BWOOOOOOONG
Ha ha ha
The Perfect Circle lol
Keanu Reeves’ movies went downhill when they added him to Fortnite.
Agreed
I will now count to 4 and then I am still the unprettiest RUclipsr of all time. 1...2...3...4. Thank you for your attention, dear keany reeeves
How TF are you in the top comments section of almost every RUclipsr I watch?
Reeves added Fortnite to his game*
Why do I find a comment from you on every video I watch
I fucking love how by the end of the movie there is zero consequence to anything. He gets his entire family and no government. But yet his friend dies. And he brings back the evil government dude and not his friend even tho he could’ve. It’s so absurdly funny
friend was shot in the head. no way they could have got a good brain scan on that.
I watch your channel
Looks like there isn't gonna be a replica of this film
Moist Meter: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
Oh hi Justin
Electric bogalo
Justin Y. Nigga you everywhere
DO YOU WANNA BE MY SENPAII???
Fuck off with jojokes you piece of shit.
A virus with the mind of a hacker would just go around and steal everyone's nudes
still haven’t moved the lubriderm huh
"I absolutely love Keanu Reeves" great example of self-love going into 2019 we need this kind of positivity well done
Sooo...
Basically it's _SOMA_ in live action but it's not fun nor scary just bad-awful.
*[Sad Keanu Reeves]*
Is that Keanu Reeves... talking about Keanu Reeves?
A Fuzzy Wubbit ya guess he’s a replica
Ayyyyyyy
John Wicks family got squad wiped.
the worst movie of the year is also the first movie of the year
escape room was the first and that was a stinker
You know what they say: first the worst, second the best
Happy Fuck You It's January!
ENDLESS TRASH
It’s also the burst movie of the year, and the cursed movie of the year, oh and don’t forget it’s also the Fred durst movie of the year too
The replicas is about the droid attack on the wookies
Damn straight it is
but...people actually care about this movie?
Deadass
Fuck off dead meme
The Perfect Circle they didn’t even mention the actual meme. Lighten up
Keanu: *Ed , moist me daddy do the science*
Everyone who bought a ticket to this movie received a John Wick skin in Minecraft.
"The story revolves around a mad scientist played by Keanu Reeves"
That's a 100% for me, folks.
We need the best worst movies of 2018
W e e b L U M B A G O
*L U M B A G O*
Tuberculosis..........
Wait
Gas the S.J.W’s I’m afraid it’s not good, Tuberculosis...
Finally got my notification 5 days after the video was uploaded. Thank you, RUclips! 🍄
*SYNTHESIZE ME*
Yes been waiting for this review. Literally could not bring myself to finish this movie.
I love how happy and excited Charlie gets when reviewing bad movies/games. Its hilarious to see
Day 90 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.
I love replicas of LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga.
Hello Father.
All hail Lego Jeebus
Abserd O I question your comment and politely decline.
@Abserd O That doesn't sound so bad
Take me there please
Fuck you he threw it away
Hey Cr1TiKaL, once again, I was wondering if you would put “Your Name” (Kimi no na wa), (2016), on the moist meter, I really feel like it is deserving of a spot of the moist meter and was deserving of all the hype it created back in 2016, have a good day tho
Spoiler alert 🚨
10% moist meter
Investing Hustler thansk
:|
Generic Horse thx
*REEEEEEEEEE*
Now im mad
You should start a new moist meter series where you review older movies, like iRobot would be so entertaining to see your reactions to
Thats the woman from Iron Fist! She was pretty okay in that
Penguinz Please make a moist meter on Grimsby Brothers, please its a movie. I swear to god you will give it over a 90%. Mark my WORDS
Saw the trailer for this movie went "wow" then forgot about it 10 seconds later
I watched the trailer and just couldn’t believe he’d do this
at first i thought he was gonna talk about other channels doing reviews like him
Holy shit those first 10 seconds were a real rollercoaster of emotions
Moist meter: night shift nurses
The thumbnail looks like Dwight carrying Micheal out of the pond after crashing the car into it
The actress is Alive Eve for anyone interested.
I mean january and february are literally dump months where they put all the films they think won't do well, which is why the first Deadpool movie was such a surprise.
I never skip ads on this channel
Can't wait for the RedLetterMedia episode on this
Don't kid yourself Charlie. Everyone loves Keanu Reeves.
Keanu Reeves is reviewing his own movie?
3:06
So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and … smell the ashes.
started the year off strong
It's so bad I loved it. It's this year's The Room IMO. My theater was roaring in laughter the entire time. 😂
putting the mind of a hacker inside of a virus sounds like the plot of Bit Defense
Never heard of this movie before you reviewed it here...
Cant wait to see Dororo on moist meter..... its a damn masterpiece so far
10%
...I hereby decree this film as a "Wiseau Wonder." May the future generations forever know its glory!
Pretty sure the Outer Limits did a plot like this film in the 90s. It was a pretty good episode.
This movie was filmed here in PR. Everyone I know was either a PA or an extra in that movie.
Sounds like this movie is going to be prime RiffTrax material then
Sounds like an excellent movie to watch in a group! LoL
one thing i can respect about charlie is that he obviously doesnt do this for money. he doesnt pad his videos or play a long outro to extend the video to 10 minutes for money. once the content is done with and theres nothing to say, just, “thats it, see ya” and there it goes. its rare to see that on youtube
3:00 That's Alice Eve for you
So if I piss in the meter I can probably get a higher score than this movie?
You should do a new series where you evaluate new movie trailers moist meter style
I've been waiting for this.
First Will Ferrell
Then Keanu
Who's next? Mark Wallberg?
Moist Meter: Baki The Grappler (2018)
To anyone thats seen this movie, how bad is this?🤔
Ive seen it. The CGI is crap and its obvious that there wasnt a huge budget on this movie. Most of his criticisms are pretty valid. I thought keanu and the other guy (i forgot the name) wernt bad but yeah the mom was bad
But if u have a movie its not too bad of a movie. If u have a xhance to see it for free do it. But dont waste 20 bucks on a ticket
Ask Charlie
this movie should've went direct to video/netflix
@DigitallyVeiled That shit looked like stop motion. Fuck that was bad.
I don't know if you take requests, but I'd recommend "Wayne". Yes, it's made by RUclips and it's edgy, but I think it's worth a watch.
AstroBoy 2: Family Fun Edition
Great review, It conveyed the overall experience and disappointment that charlie brought up after witnessing the quality of the movie, 8/10 Review
Why tf does his family die in every movie and then people are hunting him down
That Lotions still there Charlie....
You should review Oldboy (2003) sometime in the future. It's a really great movie!
You disappoint me, Mr. Anderson.
Any movie that demands Keanu to have range, isn't gonna be a good one
Still love him though, he's too nice to hate
Forget Lego Star wars the complete saga. What everyone really wants is JoJo Bizzare Adventure on the moist meter
The mind of a pilot beats that of a computer pilot, and the only thing that limits a human is the amount of Gs that they can handle. Putting the best pilot’s mind into a drone is a really good idea
The Verizon guy had the best acting in the movie
Her name is Alice Eve. I liked her in She’s Out Of My League
Nice dude, scoring your own movie
I told Dad not to download it cause it would be shit but he did. And when Dad invited me to watch it with him I said no cause it would be shit, and no surprise Dad told me not to waste my time watching it cause it was shit. Then my dude Charlie put the cherry on top with this video, much appreciated x
I personally love this movie and think it's great
Keanu reeves stars in a movie and reviews it shortly after
got an ad from my epic boi ben shapiro
I expect good things from this video
😂😂😂 He said the Disney Channel Original movie Smart House was better than that movie. 🤣😆
sure The Curse of La Llorona gets 15% but Replicas only 10% holy fuck how do you rate movies
I honestly really liked the movie. I thought the concept well very interesting
Charlie, you forgot to put the lube back.
Day 1 of asking Charlie to put Jimmy’s Declassified RUclips Termination Survival Guide on the Moist Meter.
Or at least have him on the podcast my dude.
That moment when you realize Charlie had a bit in Hellsing Abridged.
I gotta watch this now
Damn really hoping this movie was gunna be good I love Keanu Reeves too
i never seen the movie but i just knew he would hate it
The moisturizer is still in the background
Do a moist meter for Seven Deadly Sins and That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - the two best anime I've ever seen
“Contender for the worst movie of 2019”
Looks like the year got Thanos-snapped as well, that was q u I c k
Can you do a moist meter on The Amazing Bulk
Theory: Keanu didn’t want to do this movie and but he had some contract to fulfill with producers/studios
didn't black mirror do this exact plot though
I didn't even know this existed
The plot makes Swiss-cheese look air-tight.
“I have to watch the pods!”
Who else is hyped for the 2019 moisties
Basically this movie is about synths in fallout 4
I didnt even know this movie existed. Now i wish it wasn't.
Ok but where is Moist Meter Big Chungus
It must be the best movie of 2019 if you haven't seen any other movies yet.
It’s not as goofy as the room, but yes, quite goofy. Nothing will ever match the room though because there’s only one Tommy weiseau