"First I sent him a picture of my bare chest" That can't be real, right? First, why? Second, why would he feel the need to reveal that during the interview?
apparently part of the reason the budget is so bloated is because the rock kept showing up late or not at all and so filming took a lot longer than what it was supposed to be
@@WhatJet I heard his wife was peeved that he wasn't spending enough time with the family. So I could totally see him skipping work days to be with his kids.
Impossible, he gets up at 4am and does a full workout, then another full workout and gets up earlier than anyone else in order to be better than everyone. What are these lies😂
I can only imagine it was accidental and he took a picture with the wrong camera. Also genderbent beserk pfp goes hard. Edit: to those saying fallen angel, I know. I was making a very silly far-reaching reference to the fallen angel shot in berserk.
Bcoz he was tall nd handsome still a big but not built like a t**mor he was so handsome i never realised how much handsome nd tall most these wwe guys were
There shouldn't ever be such clauses as stupid and pathetic as this if you can't stand your character losing then don't become an actor it's just simple if you are a massive crybaby don't act
@@MegaDrain yeah jason statham was entertaining for like 3 movies now he's boring and cringe all of his role are just carbon copies of all his previous roles. His best movie in my opinion was Spy, weird because its the only movie I know where he isn't some super smart and superhuman killing machine.
@@MegaDrain Like the movie Spy. The lady that’s the lead actress can get annoying and cringe but Stathom was so hilarious in every scene. Then he’s a beekeeping assassin who is going against a super powerful politicians rich sim and it was still good (imo of )
I loved the part in red one where Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Captain America, Omni man, and cgi polar bear all teamed up to defeat the biggest opponent of them all, Krampus. (I haven’t even watched the movie)
I love where Dwayne (The Pebble) said "It's rocking time" and turns into the Rock while fighting Ryan Renolds as Shrek and finally saves the princess black snow (Mark Henry)
Dwanye the Rock Johnson played his Dwanye the Rock Johnson character perfectly. I'm paralyzed from the penis down but when he looked at Krampus and said "Your diddying days are over" and he covered himself in baby oil, I stood up from my wheelchair and cried. 10/10 film I will be voting for it at the Game Of The Year Awards.
"Yeah, this movie of me flexing my totaly-natural muscles and saving christmas is gonna go down as being better than Oppenheimer." - The Rock basically
As someone who works on films the budget is easy to explain. Once you have a certain level of cast on set there’s so much that just gets approved based around that…the concept of whatever it is your filming isn’t even taken into consideration. You’re not just on some Christmas movie, you’re on a movie with The Rock! Doesn’t matter the content of what needs to be filmed, Chris Evans is here! Don’t look them in the eyes.
He’s the perfect example of when a celebrity is constantly told how great they are that the start to like the smell of their own farts & want to sell is as perfume!
@@LueLucifer yeah I am asking that, what did he do to be considered that? He seemed and seems like a really fun guy. There hasn't been any interviews or anything where he seemed really egoistic or mean or rude imo
Red Notice was, which is I had a nickel for each time The Rock started in a movie that had “Red” as the first word of the title, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
7:06 i’m going to have to completely disagree on the visuals being “impressive.” if we’re talking about the cgi, sometimes it looks alright, but other times it looks like it was done by a team of overworked, underpaid, and frustrated vfx houses in like a month (particularly with the first chase scene and whenever dwayne johnson shrinks to the size of an elf). if we’re talking about cinematography, i’ll also say that was really bad. the whole movie had an unappealing flat overly digital look (that is, if you were able to see it). every scene was lit either flatly or barely at all. $250 million budget and the result is a worst case scenario Marvel movie.
I don't know what Charles is talking about, that scene when Dwayne "The Rock" Jonhson's character is in an In-N-Out Burger, seeing it for the first time, and rips off his shirt revealing his bare chest (that fills the entire IMAX screen, btw) and says "no, Krampus, we're not leaving without The Red One!" is pure cinema
To add insult to injury, Red One wasn't even filmed for IMAX. In order for a movie to meet that qualification, it must be shot on an IMAX certified digital camera or shot on IMAX's 15 perforation 70mm film stock, 15/70 for short. The movie must also have scenes that are framed for either 1.43:1, 1.90:1, or both aspect ratios. Red One met none of those specifications. It was only optimized for IMAX, meaning they tweaked the picture and sound.
The Avengers 2012 had the same budget as Red One, That's crazy!!!!!....Most of the budget for Red One went to the main actors and shady producers obviously
Basically 100 million for the rock alone. His salary alone was 50 million and the cost was reportedly inflated by another 50 million due to him constantly being late.
Charlie 100% right on that point, the time has passed for hollywood blockbusters being floated on big name actors alone. Star power means nothing anymore and with good reason too.
I'll never forget when I was listening to the radio and when someone was reading listings for movies in cinemas and reached Red One, after reading the summary there was a brief moment of silence before they went "...this is the cringiest stuff I've seen in my life."
The film industry's response to the era of big-name stars guaranteeing success coming to an end, rather than understanding and adapting to it, seems to be that they are just trying harder to make the same thing keep working by just... doing it even more aggressively, like hitting the button harder is going to make a dying machine work again.
0:25 i swear i have been saying this for YEARS! i was a huge The Rock fan since way back when he was wrestling before being the “people’s champ”. Once he went to movies he’s ego just skyrocketed. He was full blown douche by the time he jumped in the fast and furious franchise
@@MetalHeadEnjoyer true. You know that last match between him and Steve Austin was The Rocks idea to win just so he can say he beat Austin before he retired. I was always bitter about that lol
I had the video playing and wasn't watching, but when he said that i thought he was just adding that to be funny, but rewinded and saw that it's actually what the Rock said and..wow lol
Ironically, you're using Hollywood as the personification of celebrity, thus giving it more credit than it deserves. A lot of "Hollywood problems" are just problems with fame. Not something that Hollywood did differently than most famous people in history.
Hollywood isnt about making a Good movie, Its about taking the Biggest Head in Hollywood industry and make a movie. At least Transformers Animated Movie doing good, It also hits its lore too. Like Im kinda sick of Seeing humans on a fuckin movie...
@@ekki1993 you’re wrong. Hollywood is the holy grail of celebrity / film industry which is why it is used the way I used it in my phrasing. Clearly they do things differently. Money or persons.
screenplay $5,000 production $5,000,000 big name actors $200,000,000 other actors $2,000,000 post-production $10,000,000 marketing $10,000,000 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my movie studio is dying
John Cena and Dave Bautista are definitely leagues above The Rock in terms of actual acting abilities, especially when Bautista actually explicitly said he didn't want to be typecast and pigeonholed like The Rock has been.
its kinda funny because his only good role that i remember in recent times was as maui, where the rock actually put in effort and talent into the character, a great one at that, so he can have the talent, he just simply doesnt use it? like ever? rly weird
@@bain8renn Maui isn't even an example of good Rock acting. In typical Rock fashion, his character Maui's first scene is a musical number that glazes him the entire time, he plays the hero for most of the movie and flexes his muscles and tattoos 24/7. It really just feels like the Rock if he were animated as a guy with hair. He's shirtless, covered in Samoan tattoos, and amazing at everything. Its literally just the Rock as a Disney animated character.
I mean Hollywood right now is already dead. This is why other than huge budget movies like mcu or other similar type of brand movies, most shows and movies are picked up from indie filmmakers. Most Hollywood producers don’t wanna take big risks anymore making a film with a huge budget that isn’t these big star studded movies.
The budgets for movies and games these days have to be some kind of money laundering. 250 million for a movie nobody wanted, how do you expect to see a return on investment?
Yeah. It's even more painful when you think that the budget of some AAA could easily pay for like 50 indie games, with each making reasonable profits and having 100 times the quality...
@ for sure man. So many AAA gaming studios stick to the same slop formula and are afraid to try something new. If they invested even a tenth of that money into developer inspired projects they’ve surely got to have at least one that pops off
As someone whose been in meetings with high level professionals… let me just say that money does not equal intelligence lol. The same moron you see at Walmart is the same type of moron running the biggest companies and even the white house. They get their jobs from friends and family EVERY time too, which is why they are never qualified and make the dumbest decisions. Had a boss with 45 years work experience, a Vice President at a large well known corporation and very well known internally as “the guy”. He got passed over 3 times for president of his branch in his career. Each time to the previous President’s frat brother. None of them familiar with the industry so I spent the better part of my time with each of them explaining THEIR job. They never did it either, always passing the buck with every task….It was literally a group of frat bros rotating a job that pays so well they can crash and burn for 2 years and still retire with a golden parachute. Meanwhile everyone else loses their jobs because the management was so shite. My boss left and so did anyone of quality within a year after him. They recently offered him an absurd package to go back and fix things. Ofc he still wouldn’t be president and he’d get about 1/3 of the pay of the president whose job he’s going back to do. Still enough to make any man’s mouth water. We are talking about millions for a few months work. And to think, its still a drop compared to to the CEO napping away in at home (you thought he’d bother going into the office? Lmao). You can make this shit up and I assure you it happens at the highest level of all industries. Old heads who think they can do no wrong because they are protected from their own mistakes. The Rock will think this movie is a success because someone gets paid to tell him that no matter what. Thats how it is.
The movie sounds like trash and I'm not defending the rock and his cringe, however, it's not just for the USA lol. I'm from the UK and we don't celebrate thanksgiving at all. That's just you guys. Many more people globally who they are targeting too. We start watching Christmas movies early. You'll find Christmas stuff starting to be sold as early as August ffs (which is extremely excessive lol) They'll want to try and milk profit from this trash as much as they can. Maybe they've pre-empted this movie not doing that well 😂
@jasmineflower1988 I mean, either way, it's always weird when Christmas stuff is released or put out before December. The only exception to me is putting up decorations because it's almost always a pain in the ass so the sooner done with it the better unless your doing it in October or sooner.
Probably because the theaters want their 4-6 weeks exclusivity window. They have to release it in theaters now if they want enough time to dump it on streaming before Christmas.
I used to think, eh shes prob not even that bad (i did not watch her stuff before, or dont remember) When i watched her episode if that one The Boys animated series- i genuinely wanted to end my life. Maybe it was a bad writing team? Idk but..
@@TrackpadProductionsI feel like jack black is just enjoying his life at this point and filming movies in his spare time and getting paid while the rock actually believes he’s an action hero
@@cintaminbunny speaking of Jack black he’s not always playing the main character. Sometimes he’s a side character and in the case of the Mario he was bowser the bad guy. The Rock? He always needs to be the main good guy and must come out on top.
My favorite moment in the movie was when the rock started plugging in his energy and tequila brand in the middle of a fight while talking about eating In and out for the first time. Really cool scene
Saw Red One. Near the beginning of the movie there was a scene with a mall Santa and shortly afterwards the Rock appeared behind him. Some kid sitting behind me blurted out all of a sudden "Who invited the Rock?"
And the best part was he was just a dad character having a good time in his role (at least it seems that way). He didn't need to be extra asf in order to be the cool dude.
@@VichyGlitterGun Oh that scene was absolutely hilarious and it was a great nod to the tough guy roles Arnie usually had while laughing in a classic dad joke fashion. The whole movie was just a great dad joke.
In my opinion he did a much better job playing Santa in 'Klaus', because the character felt more grounded and believable in that movie while still distinctly Santa. In Red One, it just feels like J.K. Simmons is going through the motions and it doesn't feel like a heartfelt portrayal of the figure. HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE SANTA IN THIS MOVIE. IT LOOKS MORE LIKE J. JONAH JAMESON COSPLAYING AS SANTA CLAUS.
Santa Clause in this movie was so underutilized, he had no character to him whatsoever, it literally just felt like JK Simmons showing up for a paycheck
be kind to everyone DONT CALL PEOPLE FOOLS AND DONT USE GOD’S NAME IN VAIN JESUS DIED SO WE ALL CAN LIVE IN HEAVEN WITH HIM FOREVER GOD hates the sin, not the sinner! 🙏🏾✝️
@@chrismaxwell2274if they’re going to comment something they should at least use proper spelling before looking illiterate. makes them look dumb lmao not smart they’re tryna clown someone else yet messing up themselves. The pot calling the kettle black 😂😂
Fun fact the Rock admitted to having awful timing issues during production and was constantly late and was reported pissing in bottles to save time, something he also admitted to.
Yeah and also for those who don't know this movie has actually being in production since 2022 but due to the rock busy schedulings it took this long to be finish and come out
@@emildiaz9597 it doesn’t help that he’s always the main character. He might as well just take lesser supporting roles. But because he’s the rock, the big name must be the main character.
‘Midway through shooting Red One’ main principal filming took place from October 2022 to February 2023, so unless they reshot the entire film, there’s no way this really changed any of the movie
Just watched Red One. I came uncontrollably when the credits rolled. I'm talking convulsing, foaming at the mouth, pants soiled, I honestly think I blacked out for a second. Everybody around me was running in sheer terror and disgust. I just remember thinking "That movie was explosive, so explosive it makes me think of Hiroshima". I then immediately thought of Oppenheimer, and then thought of Cillian Murphy. It was at that moment, the floodgates opened. I can't believe I'm saying it, but I understand what the Rock means when he says he was inspired by Oppenheimer. That was some real talk. Before anybody asks, yes, I am now banned from all theaters in the city. I walked home, but not shamefully, for I felt only merriment, as my britches were brimming with pure Christmas spirit. In retrospect, perhaps I got a bit carried away. One thing is for sure, I will never forget this experience.
It was weirdly the same though for Beetlejuice opening week at Leicester in the UK. Huge cinema with only one row of seats with extra legroom. That one row was packed uncomfortably shoulder-to-shoulder but every other seat was empty. I think people just find it more comfortable at home nowadays. TV screens are huge, snacks are cheaper, and you can pause and go to the loo if you need to. Being in a cinema with other people used to feel exciting - a shared experience - but I think nowadays people prefer their own space more.
That’s interesting, my theater was packed on opening weekend for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice in the USA! Honestly I love to go to the theaters but I won’t go as often as I did as a kid. Especially with how expensive it is to see movies now
Unlike red one Beetlejuice 2 did very well in the box office (think made around $450mil on a $100mil budget) so guess that answers that others definitely went to see it, but i think it depends when you see it or people not able to afford to go to the movies as much.
@@emilyjaybeauty4269 Going to the movies is unbelievably expensive in the UK. And if you want snacks - forget it. I think that's why people wait for streaming unless they're certain it's a hit, because you can't afford to spend that much on something that's going to be average.
@@eh4458 Marketing execs! Lmaoooo They've been advertising Wicked since 2023, so I imagine not many people want to release their movies around its opening weekend to avoid competing for seats.
If they ever release that third Jumanji sequel they teased at the end of the second one, they should recast The Rock with either John Cena or Dave Bautista. It would make absolute perfect sense within the franchise's universe because Jumanji and the real world could be in the process of merging together and creating a whole bunch of glitches and anomalies.
A big unpopular opinion I’ve been telling people, is that I believe John Cena is a better actor than The Rock. Because everything The Rock is in, is the same character every time. I think the only film I truly was okay with that had The Rock in it, was the film ‘Faster’. And that’s because he hardly spoke in that film😂 If he can’t talk about his pecs, raise his eyebrow or have a smoldering look scene, he doesn’t want anything to do with it😂
I’ve been saying that The Rock is the male equivalent to Melissa McCarthy for YEARS: Because they both play the same exact character in Every. Single. Movie. That they’re in. Remember that meme going around of the Rock wearing khakis in a jungle with the caption saying “This is four different movies, by the way”. That comes to mind when I think of the two of them.
@@techoeastveld I can't wait for ending scene where Skibidi Toilet looks into the sunset and gives a dramatic speech on an aircraft carrier in front of the American flag, right before Linkin Park's " New Divide" starts playing
List of movies that instantly puts Red One in the gutters in terms of Story, Film technology and Cinematography techniques 1. Dune Part 2 - They continued the arguably most unadapatable story in the history of fiction on screen, has also advanced the film industry to a whole another level, by using unorthodox film techniques, especially with the blending of practicalfx and vfx. Also visually Dune part 2 reaches the “Every frame is a painting” level 2. Deadpool & Wolverine - Has beaten out the spiderman fanchise and every other super hero franchise in terms of fan service, delivering one off if not the best cameos in super hero film history. 3. Furiosa - This is one of the most anticipated storyline/spinoff that has ever come out on a one off movie from almost a decade ago, and it didn’t push back. 4. The Substance - The most innovative and creative modern horror that has ever came out since the pandemic. No shock value and engineered jumpscare, just horror 5. Bad Boys: Ride or die - an action comedy film that doesn’t hold back, and used witty camera techniques that has never seen before on screen, plus the action just escalated 6. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes - The spinoff that we never anticipated, but glad that they did 7. Civil War - The closest box office hit by A24 studios, serves one of the best thrills this year 8 A Quiet Place: Day one - A film that answers one of the most FAQs in terms of storylines on a horror franchise. These are films I watched this year and can think off that is really good in a span of 5 minutes. There’s probably more but I just can’t remember.
Didn't "fan service" used to be a negative point for a movie. Like a cheap way to excite emotion in viewers, as opposed to presenting an interesting story with interesting characters and what not.
Every time I see something about the rock it makes me realize why my brother (a dedicated rock fan practically since birth) doesn't want anything to do with what this guy touches
"The rock" is like the guy in that show community who signed a contract to act as a corpo embassy for subway. He had his name legally changed to "subway" acted in the best interest of Subway, all because the community college had a new subway in their cafeteria and contracted to do so.
I don’t know why the Rock is in *every* film. He has the acting range of a toaster oven, and every film with him in it is brought down by his being there.
The only good part about the movie was Santa sprinting through peoples houses and using the shrink/ expand tech to leave gifts. That was a cool concept.
2:45 i was looking away and thought this was one of Charlies improv moments where he stops reading whats on screen and says what he wants then cuts back into reading as if the narrator actually said that, but it turns out the rock actually said that absolute gobbledeegook
The fact that Red One was in theaters in IMAX and costed $250 million and was terrible, yet Arcane costed the same amount and is an 18-episode show on Netflix, is insane
@@Jonathan-jc4ef 10k? thats only basic camera equipment alone lmao, what kinda masterpieces are you talking about, name some examples please? And if you list some quirky indie wannabe intellectual type beat that is made for pretentious muppets, I will visit you in the nighttime.
Can't wait to check out those new episodes today. Future me will be on the look out for a full series Blu-ray release just to have the show in my possession.
Isn't it funny that the most recent WWE-turned Hollywood guys like Batista and John Cena are more skilled and legitimate as actors than The Rock ever could?
sometimes you just gotta mix in alil of ur own charms lol. Rock lost his man, I dunno what happened. He still makes me laugh now and then but he's so corporate now :/
John Cena is able to make fun of himself and still be a badass. Batista become varied, searching for performances that wont just fit him into one box, like a true actor. Rock is...the Rock. His act becomes stale. He can kick my ass, yea, but he is so fake and bland now
7:10 I assume they thought if they made something vaguely mcu without it being tied to anything, people might be excited for a "fresh take" on hero actions "we've all been waiting for"
This movie has a $250M budget. For comparison, the original Dracula movie from 1931 had a budget of $7.13M dollars after adjusting for inflation. You could fund THIRTY FIVE "Dracula (1931)" with that money!
honestly i think the only reason rock made up that story about oppenheimer was to make people watch the movie in theatres, hes just selling that the movie is a crazy experience in imax to convince some ppl to actually go watch it thinking itd be something special lol
0:59 According to ChatGPT, The Rock & Jack Black actually have 55 and 74 film credits respectively while not coming close to the top 10 actors who have been in the most movies who are credited with 300+.
I dont watch him anyway, in his contract he states that he never loses. Spoils the ending all the time. This statement is no longer valid, my point has been proven wrong. I thank the people for pointing out my mistake.
Literally the one singular thing I know about this movie is that they posted a promotional picture of a character "Gryla", and the Legends of Avantris fandom proceeded to absolutely flood that one post with memes about an inside joke. Otherwise I'd never even heard about this terrible idea for a Christmas movie.
He never compared the two movies to me. He didn’t say Red One is “like” or “as good as” Oppenheimer. It sounded like he was illustrating how red one would be a cool sight on the imax screen
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I was worried he tried In-N-Out for the first time his tenth time.
Lmao
LOL literally
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LOL That was my first tought too
Great
This is the reason why Paper and Scissors ditched him
good one
Fr that was a big betrayal
@@OVOJacob3What a sped username
A tragedy indeed.
@@OVOJacob3bros replying this to every comment 💀
Imagine the confusion the director must have felt getting a chest pic and then a message saying 'it's going to be cool' from out of nowhere.
I thought Charlie made some comment up mid way to be funny, couldnt believe that was actually part of his statement lol
It's unhinged
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@@lpc9929 your post history is hilarious
bro was really in a theater watching Oppenheimer and said "ya know what would be so much cooler... if this was my movie"
Hahaha! That's exactly what he was thinking! I'm positive you are right!!!
And that’s wrong why….
Watch black adam@@nonyabidness7911
@@nonyabidness7911cuz he’s a delusional narcissist douch
@@nonyabidness7911 because it's silly and egotistical. Are you dumb?
Heres the rocks contract in every movie
-i cant loose
-i cant cry
-i dont do anything unusual
literally
You mean lose?
You missed
-I must be bare chested
-I must play myself but look cooler than everyone else
Nope, the rock must be tight in every movie 😂@@petezahutt4859
We need the Gridiron Gang Rock era back
Dwayne Johnson really watched a movie on IMAX and thought "damn, someone should really make a movie on IMAX"
What a revelation!!
He’s allowed to think that you know 😂 your comment doesn’t really make any sense lol it’s a just a random train of thought
@@slxepy1440 I'm not surprised you'd leave this comment if you think that's a rational train of thought
@@slxepy1440you my friend, are a moron.
@@slxepy1440idk if i would agree with your comment, but i think the lack of likes says something lol
"First I sent him a picture of my bare chest" That can't be real, right? First, why? Second, why would he feel the need to reveal that during the interview?
I chuckled to myself because I pictured him saying "yeah this will be perfect for the internet." lol.
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke. Watch the actual video of the interview rather than someone else reading the transcript.
@@codigitty9195 doesn't make it any less cringe.
@@fordid42It is better to be a joke than literal
Yeah that was a little strange.
I like to imagine the Rock didn't take a new picture of his chest to send to Jake, he just selected a file from his personal gallery.
😂😂😂
💀 Right!?
apparently part of the reason the budget is so bloated is because the rock kept showing up late or not at all and so filming took a lot longer than what it was supposed to be
@@WhatJet I heard his wife was peeved that he wasn't spending enough time with the family. So I could totally see him skipping work days to be with his kids.
@@cassidystarchild7907 I would not give him that much credit and I read he was just kind of being an ass to the whole crew
@@WhatJet yeah like I said he was having problems at home and it carried over on set.
He also peed in bottles during filming
Impossible, he gets up at 4am and does a full workout, then another full workout and gets up earlier than anyone else in order to be better than everyone. What are these lies😂
"sent him a picture of my bare chest first" I literally had to pause the video because I thought you threw that in yourself. What did he mean by this
RIGHT like that's so weird????? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT
He was prolly feeling some type of way when naked oppie was on the screen. Had to hit up his side piece
ME TOO
I did the exact same thing
I can only imagine it was accidental and he took a picture with the wrong camera.
Also genderbent beserk pfp goes hard.
Edit: to those saying fallen angel, I know. I was making a very silly far-reaching reference to the fallen angel shot in berserk.
i am become cringe, destroyer of reputation
- *KSI*
Lol, I'm stealing this
is this a motionless in white reference?
-@Dean-bi9xl -@OVOjacob3 -@Gigi_Axolotl
*raises eyebrow*
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?!
What the Rock is actually cooking: 💩
I miss mid 2000s Walking Tall/Rundown Rock, I liked him as Hobbs in Fast Five and 6, but mid 2000s was peak Rock
Reminded me of stelone in “Cop Land”.
💯 It’s a shame. He was an Ok guy at first- now, he’s an unrecognizable idiot way too high on his ego.
The run down was his ONLY good movie that sh*t was fire when I was like 12.
@@bwillsskates2638 Walking Tall was awesome dude.
Bcoz he was tall nd handsome still a big but not built like a t**mor he was so handsome i never realised how much handsome nd tall most these wwe guys were
Any actor that has a clause in their contract that they can't be losing in any film they're in will always be cringe.
I think Jason Statham is the exception to this. Even in the most nothing movies he's in, he's always entertaining.
There shouldn't ever be such clauses as stupid and pathetic as this if you can't stand your character losing then don't become an actor it's just simple if you are a massive crybaby don't act
@@MegaDrain yeah jason statham was entertaining for like 3 movies now he's boring and cringe all of his role are just carbon copies of all his previous roles. His best movie in my opinion was Spy, weird because its the only movie I know where he isn't some super smart and superhuman killing machine.
@@MegaDrain Like the movie Spy. The lady that’s the lead actress can get annoying and cringe but Stathom was so hilarious in every scene. Then he’s a beekeeping assassin who is going against a super powerful politicians rich sim and it was still good (imo of )
penguin calling rock cringe is like the pot calling the kettle black 💀
I loved the part in red one where Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Captain America, Omni man, and cgi polar bear all teamed up to defeat the biggest opponent of them all, Krampus. (I haven’t even watched the movie)
accurate (i watched the movie)
Loved the scene where The Rock says “it’s time to Red all over this One” as he red’s all over the bad guys
I love where Dwayne (The Pebble) said "It's rocking time" and turns into the Rock while fighting Ryan Renolds as Shrek and finally saves the princess black snow (Mark Henry)
Dwanye the Rock Johnson played his Dwanye the Rock Johnson character perfectly. I'm paralyzed from the penis down but when he looked at Krampus and said "Your diddying days are over" and he covered himself in baby oil, I stood up from my wheelchair and cried.
10/10 film I will be voting for it at the Game Of The Year Awards.
What makes it wierd is krampus isnt actually a villian hes santas teammate
"Yeah, this movie of me flexing my totaly-natural muscles and saving christmas is gonna go down as being better than Oppenheimer." - The Rock basically
watch this crap or watch a classic like ernest saves christmas...hmmm...
Physique built by milk and a solid 8 hours
It was the chicken and rice
He's only on Trt, he aint blasting like Liverking.
Santa with Muscles > whatever The Rock is simming
As someone who works on films the budget is easy to explain. Once you have a certain level of cast on set there’s so much that just gets approved based around that…the concept of whatever it is your filming isn’t even taken into consideration. You’re not just on some Christmas movie, you’re on a movie with The Rock! Doesn’t matter the content of what needs to be filmed, Chris Evans is here! Don’t look them in the eyes.
He’s the perfect example of when a celebrity is constantly told how great they are that the start to like the smell of their own farts & want to sell is as perfume!
Like Jack Black.
@@LueLucifer Why is Jack Black catching random strays? He is an actual great actor and a good person too lol
@@level1865 Well, the popularity has gone to his head on some stuff. LOL
@@LueLucifer yeah I am asking that, what did he do to be considered that? He seemed and seems like a really fun guy. There hasn't been any interviews or anything where he seemed really egoistic or mean or rude imo
@@level1865 He slightly ruined the Minecraft movie, by being the lead actor.
"At this point, I feel like Jack Black is going to be the voice in my head" is one of the best quotes to ever come from Charlie imo.
💯
hired to be the voice. if ur gonna quote should actually quote lol
@@mewre2062 it was actually "be cast as". If ur gonna correct , you should actually correct right lol
@@mewre2062 zaza
@sileudies you realise he was just paraphrasing. No quotations at all. Give your mom her phone back bruh
Until yesterday, I genuinely thought Red One was a Netflix streaming exclusive
It was originally gonna be a Prime Video exclusive.
Red Notice was, which is I had a nickel for each time The Rock started in a movie that had “Red” as the first word of the title, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
This is genuinely the first time i've heard of this movie
Yess
You're probably thinking of his other bad bloated expensive movie Red Notice
7:06 i’m going to have to completely disagree on the visuals being “impressive.” if we’re talking about the cgi, sometimes it looks alright, but other times it looks like it was done by a team of overworked, underpaid, and frustrated vfx houses in like a month (particularly with the first chase scene and whenever dwayne johnson shrinks to the size of an elf). if we’re talking about cinematography, i’ll also say that was really bad. the whole movie had an unappealing flat overly digital look (that is, if you were able to see it). every scene was lit either flatly or barely at all. $250 million budget and the result is a worst case scenario Marvel movie.
I disagree there, I really enjoyed the visuals and shots
@@danielsmith5032 lowest common denominator opinion.
I don't know what Charles is talking about, that scene when Dwayne "The Rock" Jonhson's character is in an In-N-Out Burger, seeing it for the first time, and rips off his shirt revealing his bare chest (that fills the entire IMAX screen, btw) and says "no, Krampus, we're not leaving without The Red One!" is pure cinema
It's red one time!
@@mysteryperson1958And then he Red One'd all over the place
can’t wait for blue 2
Truly one of the movies of all time
If only the bs would just stop already 🙄
2:53 Sooo, are we just gonna ignore that the Rock says he randomly sends bare chest pics to people??
It’s funny because that seems exactly like some shit he’d do
I think he was being tongue in cheek.
I wish he would send me some
@@sylveon9448 theyre free online
@@sylveon9448huh
To add insult to injury, Red One wasn't even filmed for IMAX. In order for a movie to meet that qualification, it must be shot on an IMAX certified digital camera or shot on IMAX's 15 perforation 70mm film stock, 15/70 for short. The movie must also have scenes that are framed for either 1.43:1, 1.90:1, or both aspect ratios. Red One met none of those specifications. It was only optimized for IMAX, meaning they tweaked the picture and sound.
Cause it was filmed in 2022 before oppenheimer
I think you mean salt to the injury
@@youcefsiouda You can say insult to injury too
@@gileee
Really ? OK thx for clarifying
@@Shionshowaimax existed before Oppenheimer 😭💀
The Avengers 2012 had the same budget as Red One, That's crazy!!!!!....Most of the budget for Red One went to the main actors and shady producers obviously
Basically 100 million for the rock alone. His salary alone was 50 million and the cost was reportedly inflated by another 50 million due to him constantly being late.
@caosisaac Wasn't Arcane season 2 roughly around the same budget as we'll 😂
Crazy to see someone sell themselves for legit garbage
KSI: am I a joke to you?
Bro just discovered marketing.
That literally 87% of celebrities
We’re all whores buddy. Some people do it for 15$ an hour some people do it for 15M a year.
Dwayne ‘The Ad’ Johnson
When I saw the trailer for Red One it reminded me of those fake movie trailers in Tropic Thunder that played before the movie.
I'm going to start using the "Tropic Thunder Lens" to judge whether or not I should watch a movie
Didn’t they already make this Christmas movie about Santa being a superhero? I think it was called “The Gaurdians of the Galaxy” or something.
@@davemccage7918 it’s rise of the guardians XD
@@jakespacepiratee3740 that was a good movie at least
@@davemccage7918 Rise of the Guardians, a master piece compared to The Rock
Charlie 100% right on that point, the time has passed for hollywood blockbusters being floated on big name actors alone. Star power means nothing anymore and with good reason too.
Now it’s all about being named IPs. But even some of those are kinda garbage.
thank God the future honestly looks hopeful for movies bc they’ve been sucking so bad no one is watching
copy & pasting people's comments is kinda bummy
Covid killed Hollywood, Epstein and Diddy gave more motivation to bury it, the election was the funeral, people don’t care about celebrity anymore🎉
The rock needs to come back and help Roman against solo
12:29 The Rock smoked a Neutron Star Cigarette
Woulda been a banger line
The rock has one character, the rock. It's not enjoyable
It can by for movies tailored made for the rock. He can't make movies that need a different character, Ends up being lame.
Idk I like him in fast 400
The rock playing the rock was slightly cute, maybe once….for like 5 minutes into his first movie.
Unless it's crystal meth.
It's enjoyable in wrestling because he plays a bad guy, but he plays the same character in all the movies as a good guy
I can't smell what the Rock is cooking
Crack.
Bloodline 🩸
I can it’s shit
BR BR BR
Smelling what the Rock is cooking is about as possible as seeing John Cena
I'll never forget when I was listening to the radio and when someone was reading listings for movies in cinemas and reached Red One, after reading the summary there was a brief moment of silence before they went "...this is the cringiest stuff I've seen in my life."
I would love to hear this myself.
The film industry's response to the era of big-name stars guaranteeing success coming to an end, rather than understanding and adapting to it, seems to be that they are just trying harder to make the same thing keep working by just... doing it even more aggressively, like hitting the button harder is going to make a dying machine work again.
0:25 i swear i have been saying this for YEARS! i was a huge The Rock fan since way back when he was wrestling before being the “people’s champ”. Once he went to movies he’s ego just skyrocketed. He was full blown douche by the time he jumped in the fast and furious franchise
The Rick.
@ 😂 i just noticed that. Stupid auto correct
I think a big part of his ego came from playing his character in wwe. His heel run was when he skyrocketed.
there's the rock and there's dwayne Johnson
@@MetalHeadEnjoyer true. You know that last match between him and Steve Austin was The Rocks idea to win just so he can say he beat Austin before he retired. I was always bitter about that lol
"...and I sent him a picture first of my bare chest, then I sent him a picture of the screen." Excuse me, what?
I’m glad I’m not the only one confused by that😭
Charlie just skipped over that like what? That's mad weird
That was the weirdest part to me lmao
I had the video playing and wasn't watching, but when he said that i thought he was just adding that to be funny, but rewinded and saw that it's actually what the Rock said and..wow lol
@@ianorchard7178 I was only half paying attention and missed that lol...
I guess my grandpa was the audience. He said it was on par with the dark knight and wants to see it every Christmas.
😭😭😭
time to stick grandpa in the home
Look at this “member” guy right here eh
😢
Sounds like your grandpa's the smartest man in the world..... well, 2nd smartest, after The Rock, of course.
Charlie: I think the movie was -
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!
The Rock is the personification of Hollywood. Detached from reality. Living a luxury life. Shouldn't get as much attention as he does.
celebrity worship is out of control. So many lost clowns in this world looking for sombody to follow
Ironically, you're using Hollywood as the personification of celebrity, thus giving it more credit than it deserves.
A lot of "Hollywood problems" are just problems with fame. Not something that Hollywood did differently than most famous people in history.
Hollywood isnt about making a Good movie, Its about taking the Biggest Head in Hollywood industry and make a movie.
At least Transformers Animated Movie doing good, It also hits its lore too. Like Im kinda sick of Seeing humans on a fuckin movie...
I'm the opposite. I see The Rock star in a movie, I am not really going to be interested to watch whatever slop he's participating in.
@@ekki1993 you’re wrong. Hollywood is the holy grail of celebrity / film industry which is why it is used the way I used it in my phrasing. Clearly they do things differently. Money or persons.
Violent Night made 76.6 mil on box office with only 20 mil budget. But 250 mil budget for a Christmas theme movie? Damn that's bit too much wasn't it.
it felt like a 250 million dollar budget was spent on overpaid actors 😂
Violent Night was a lot of fun.
screenplay $5,000
production $5,000,000
big name actors $200,000,000
other actors $2,000,000
post-production $10,000,000
marketing $10,000,000
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my movie studio is dying
@@bobson_dugnuttGive the rock another 50 million so he can act rockier 👍
@@bobson_dugnuttunderpay marketing, their salary is what’s dragging everything down
I was rewatching Peacemaker recently and man, it only reminded me how bad of an actor The Rock seeing what Cena can do.
John Cena and Dave Bautista are definitely leagues above The Rock in terms of actual acting abilities, especially when Bautista actually explicitly said he didn't want to be typecast and pigeonholed like The Rock has been.
He probably show's more than his chest to be getting all These roles...
its kinda funny because his only good role that i remember in recent times was as maui, where the rock actually put in effort and talent into the character, a great one at that, so he can have the talent, he just simply doesnt use it? like ever? rly weird
@@bain8renn Maui isn't even an example of good Rock acting. In typical Rock fashion, his character Maui's first scene is a musical number that glazes him the entire time, he plays the hero for most of the movie and flexes his muscles and tattoos 24/7. It really just feels like the Rock if he were animated as a guy with hair. He's shirtless, covered in Samoan tattoos, and amazing at everything. Its literally just the Rock as a Disney animated character.
@@bain8renn I think the only good role he's ever had was in The Rundown. That's the only movie of his I go back and rewatch.
These days, a 250m budget movie has to be really good to even break even. We either go back to small budget good scripts or Hollywood is dead
I mean Hollywood right now is already dead. This is why other than huge budget movies like mcu or other similar type of brand movies, most shows and movies are picked up from indie filmmakers. Most Hollywood producers don’t wanna take big risks anymore making a film with a huge budget that isn’t these big star studded movies.
The budgets for movies and games these days have to be some kind of money laundering. 250 million for a movie nobody wanted, how do you expect to see a return on investment?
Yeah. It's even more painful when you think that the budget of some AAA could easily pay for like 50 indie games, with each making reasonable profits and having 100 times the quality...
@ for sure man. So many AAA gaming studios stick to the same slop formula and are afraid to try something new. If they invested even a tenth of that money into developer inspired projects they’ve surely got to have at least one that pops off
As someone whose been in meetings with high level professionals… let me just say that money does not equal intelligence lol. The same moron you see at Walmart is the same type of moron running the biggest companies and even the white house. They get their jobs from friends and family EVERY time too, which is why they are never qualified and make the dumbest decisions.
Had a boss with 45 years work experience, a Vice President at a large well known corporation and very well known internally as “the guy”. He got passed over 3 times for president of his branch in his career. Each time to the previous President’s frat brother. None of them familiar with the industry so I spent the better part of my time with each of them explaining THEIR job. They never did it either, always passing the buck with every task….It was literally a group of frat bros rotating a job that pays so well they can crash and burn for 2 years and still retire with a golden parachute. Meanwhile everyone else loses their jobs because the management was so shite. My boss left and so did anyone of quality within a year after him. They recently offered him an absurd package to go back and fix things. Ofc he still wouldn’t be president and he’d get about 1/3 of the pay of the president whose job he’s going back to do. Still enough to make any man’s mouth water. We are talking about millions for a few months work. And to think, its still a drop compared to to the CEO napping away in at home (you thought he’d bother going into the office? Lmao).
You can make this shit up and I assure you it happens at the highest level of all industries. Old heads who think they can do no wrong because they are protected from their own mistakes. The Rock will think this movie is a success because someone gets paid to tell him that no matter what. Thats how it is.
I think it's even more cringe that a Christmas movie would be released two weeks before Thanksgiving.
Terrifier 3 was a better christmas movie 😂
True, I was getting ads for this movie on Halloween day
The movie sounds like trash and I'm not defending the rock and his cringe, however, it's not just for the USA lol.
I'm from the UK and we don't celebrate thanksgiving at all. That's just you guys. Many more people globally who they are targeting too.
We start watching Christmas movies early.
You'll find Christmas stuff starting to be sold as early as August ffs (which is extremely excessive lol)
They'll want to try and milk profit from this trash as much as they can.
Maybe they've pre-empted this movie not doing that well 😂
@jasmineflower1988 I mean, either way, it's always weird when Christmas stuff is released or put out before December. The only exception to me is putting up decorations because it's almost always a pain in the ass so the sooner done with it the better unless your doing it in October or sooner.
Probably because the theaters want their 4-6 weeks exclusivity window. They have to release it in theaters now if they want enough time to dump it on streaming before Christmas.
0:47 Akwafina is the equivalent for animated films
I used to think, eh shes prob not even that bad (i did not watch her stuff before, or dont remember) When i watched her episode if that one The Boys animated series- i genuinely wanted to end my life. Maybe it was a bad writing team? Idk but..
Asian films as well lol. Cant stand it
Same with Chris Pratt.
*Chris Pratt has entered the chat*
I can't stand her being a voice in so many animated films. Sh*t sucks. She ruined shang chi for me to.
Dwayne Johnson was so blinded by his massive ego that he thinks he can compete with a Christopher Nolan film 💀
"i feel like jack black can be cast as the voice in my head" classic Charles 😂
I mean, at least Jack Black is capable of playing characters other than Jack Black. Even in his worst films, he's usually the best part of them 🤷
Low efffort ahh comment
Funny af
@@TrackpadProductionsI feel like jack black is just enjoying his life at this point and filming movies in his spare time and getting paid while the rock actually believes he’s an action hero
@@cintaminbunny speaking of Jack black he’s not always playing the main character. Sometimes he’s a side character and in the case of the Mario he was bowser the bad guy. The Rock? He always needs to be the main good guy and must come out on top.
My favorite moment in the movie was when the rock started plugging in his energy and tequila brand in the middle of a fight while talking about eating In and out for the first time. Really cool scene
I can't smell what The Rock is cooking anymore, but it smells like burnt $250 million and melted snowmen.
Terrible attempt at a joke. Way worse than the movie itself.
@@connorvincent3672 not worse than you being alive
@@xeox4280ay buddy chill 💀💀
@@xeox4280 got me with that one. Touché!
@@xeox4280 you're so edgy bro, you have me shaking in my boots from such a fire and totally original insult
Saw Red One. Near the beginning of the movie there was a scene with a mall Santa and shortly afterwards the Rock appeared behind him. Some kid sitting behind me blurted out all of a sudden "Who invited the Rock?"
No muscle dude can beat Arnold's Christmas movie. Dude went through everything for a toy and even had a redemption arc 🥲
Jingle All the Way is a banger
And the best part was he was just a dad character having a good time in his role (at least it seems that way).
He didn't need to be extra asf in order to be the cool dude.
@rustyhowe3907 It was so funny when he was fighting the other dad too 😂 Back when actors actually enjoyed making movies 🥲
A lot of modern movies try to subvert the heroes journey, and they suck balls for it.
@@VichyGlitterGun Oh that scene was absolutely hilarious and it was a great nod to the tough guy roles Arnie usually had while laughing in a classic dad joke fashion.
The whole movie was just a great dad joke.
Crazy how this movie has the same budget as Arcane and the look at the difference in production quality
Remember the In-N-Out “this is my first time eating here” incident 😂
Incidents*
@@Steven_DunbarSLfr i can imagine doing it once as a stupid pr thing but how do you get caught up over 3 times lying about fast food
Which one? Lmao
i think it might be a 50 first dates moment 😁
He’s claimed to have tried In-N-Out “for the first time” at least four times that I can think of now.
"This is the very first time I visited The Crusty Crab".
_The Rock_
"He's lying". "He's been here 8 times already"
_SpongeBob_
The only reason I'm somewhat curious to see Red One is J.K. Simmons as Santa.
In my opinion he did a much better job playing Santa in 'Klaus', because the character felt more grounded and believable in that movie while still distinctly Santa. In Red One, it just feels like J.K. Simmons is going through the motions and it doesn't feel like a heartfelt portrayal of the figure.
HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE SANTA IN THIS MOVIE. IT LOOKS MORE LIKE J. JONAH JAMESON COSPLAYING AS SANTA CLAUS.
@@ja3377came here just to shout out Klaus, thank you fellow pilgrim. What a heartwarming movie
@@nemesis3392Is that the heartwarming movie about the Mail Guy in some like Nordic lonely country
Santa Clause in this movie was so underutilized, he had no character to him whatsoever, it literally just felt like JK Simmons showing up for a paycheck
be kind to everyone DONT CALL PEOPLE FOOLS AND DONT USE GOD’S NAME IN VAIN JESUS DIED SO WE ALL CAN LIVE IN HEAVEN WITH HIM FOREVER GOD hates the sin, not the sinner! 🙏🏾✝️
“The Hierarchy of Power in the North Pole Universe, is about to change.”
-Black Adam
Also Black Adam: *Kills a cinematic universe*
Black Rock
Rock had a clause that he can't be beaten as Black Adam. Not even Superman could beat him according to Dwayne
Santa Clauzilla: Red Minus One
Starring: the Rock playing himself, playing Godzilla, playing as Santa Claus
Actually, that sounds pretty awesome
I liked the Krampus and a family friend was a background actor for the krampus part, she said it was okay. It’s not groundbreaking though
The Rock would sell Nazi parafernalia if the cost/benefit analysis worked out in his favor.
*Paraphernalia
@@beinwithall*everyone knew what he was talking about so you werent needed.
Yup
Wonder if he'd wear it for the right price 😳
@@chrismaxwell2274if they’re going to comment something they should at least use proper spelling before looking illiterate. makes them look dumb lmao not smart they’re tryna clown someone else yet messing up themselves. The pot calling the kettle black 😂😂
The Rock being cringe is just one of his side quests.
Nah, Main Quest™
Nah bro's movie are about good as his cooking (non existent)
Fun fact the Rock admitted to having awful timing issues during production and was constantly late and was reported pissing in bottles to save time, something he also admitted to.
He was so late in production he needs to piss in bottles to keep up?
What was even keeping him that late 😅?
no wonder Vin couldn't stand the dude behind the scenes
Yeah and also for those who don't know this movie has actually being in production since 2022 but due to the rock busy schedulings it took this long to be finish and come out
I’m so confused pissing in bottles would save at most like 30 seconds each time?? Also why would he publicly admit that???
@@emildiaz9597 it doesn’t help that he’s always the main character. He might as well just take lesser supporting roles. But because he’s the rock, the big name must be the main character.
‘Midway through shooting Red One’ main principal filming took place from October 2022 to February 2023, so unless they reshot the entire film, there’s no way this really changed any of the movie
“Jack black is gonna be cast for the voice in my head” lmao
I mean Jack Black is gonna be the new Chris Pratt as the new hollywood funny man who is over exposed
😂😂😂😂
"I... am Moist."
what jack black movies are yall watching i havent seen him in many movies lately
Just watched Red One. I came uncontrollably when the credits rolled. I'm talking convulsing, foaming at the mouth, pants soiled, I honestly think I blacked out for a second. Everybody around me was running in sheer terror and disgust. I just remember thinking "That movie was explosive, so explosive it makes me think of Hiroshima". I then immediately thought of Oppenheimer, and then thought of Cillian Murphy. It was at that moment, the floodgates opened.
I can't believe I'm saying it, but I understand what the Rock means when he says he was inspired by Oppenheimer. That was some real talk. Before anybody asks, yes, I am now banned from all theaters in the city. I walked home, but not shamefully, for I felt only merriment, as my britches were brimming with pure Christmas spirit. In retrospect, perhaps I got a bit carried away. One thing is for sure, I will never forget this experience.
xD
Speaking of cringe..
@@themaskedman221 f off mate, the joke was funny.
Real
what the fuck
0:15 "NEVER BE GAME OVER." - Liquid Snake's jacket.
mgsv reference spotted
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE
WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN SAY 🗣️🗣️💯🔥🔥
The rock is just the rock in every film he's in
It was weirdly the same though for Beetlejuice opening week at Leicester in the UK. Huge cinema with only one row of seats with extra legroom. That one row was packed uncomfortably shoulder-to-shoulder but every other seat was empty. I think people just find it more comfortable at home nowadays. TV screens are huge, snacks are cheaper, and you can pause and go to the loo if you need to. Being in a cinema with other people used to feel exciting - a shared experience - but I think nowadays people prefer their own space more.
That’s interesting, my theater was packed on opening weekend for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice in the USA! Honestly I love to go to the theaters but I won’t go as often as I did as a kid. Especially with how expensive it is to see movies now
Unlike red one Beetlejuice 2 did very well in the box office (think made around $450mil on a $100mil budget) so guess that answers that others definitely went to see it, but i think it depends when you see it or people not able to afford to go to the movies as much.
@@gabbief789same here, it was packed when I went to see it
@@emilyjaybeauty4269 Going to the movies is unbelievably expensive in the UK. And if you want snacks - forget it. I think that's why people wait for streaming unless they're certain it's a hit, because you can't afford to spend that much on something that's going to be average.
The movie is failing because they made a Christmas movie in November instead of December
Lol yup! Such a weird release timing, although maybe they didn't want to compete with Wicked for seats (Wicked releases end of Nov)?
It’s because they wanted to release it in cinemas for some money and then by Christmas it will be on streaming services for further money.
@@novalinnhe wicked is ass too who is worried about that 😂
@@eh4458 Marketing execs! Lmaoooo
They've been advertising Wicked since 2023, so I imagine not many people want to release their movies around its opening weekend to avoid competing for seats.
Don’t worry we got Sonic 3 for December 20th lol and I’m hype.
John Cena is 10 times the actor The Rock is.
With literally 10x the range
And dave batista. Love Cena, but lowkey Batista has been killing it
@@kevingarduno3274Batista is the best of the 3 definitely imo
If they ever release that third Jumanji sequel they teased at the end of the second one, they should recast The Rock with either John Cena or Dave Bautista. It would make absolute perfect sense within the franchise's universe because Jumanji and the real world could be in the process of merging together and creating a whole bunch of glitches and anomalies.
All 3 are unbearable unless you're a 14yo boy
A big unpopular opinion I’ve been telling people, is that I believe John Cena is a better actor than The Rock. Because everything The Rock is in, is the same character every time. I think the only film I truly was okay with that had The Rock in it, was the film ‘Faster’. And that’s because he hardly spoke in that film😂 If he can’t talk about his pecs, raise his eyebrow or have a smoldering look scene, he doesn’t want anything to do with it😂
I’ve been saying that The Rock is the male equivalent to Melissa McCarthy for YEARS: Because they both play the same exact character in Every. Single. Movie. That they’re in. Remember that meme going around of the Rock wearing khakis in a jungle with the caption saying “This is four different movies, by the way”. That comes to mind when I think of the two of them.
Also let's not forget The Rock has a clause in his contract that he can't lose a fight.
A… Santa Clause?
Didn't Steven Siegal have that too
@@Vincisomethingyep seemed like it they both are absolutly braindead
having an ego so fragile that he can't stand fictional characters that he plays losing fictional fights is insane
@@-TheMachineGod-it's even worse considering he got his start in wrestling. He should know better than most how much losing can help a "hero".
Can't wait for the Rock to play as a Skibidi toilet in the Skibidi toilet movie, obviously voiced by Chris Pratt and Jack Black doing the singing
And directed by Micheal bay (he is actually directing it btw)
@@techoeastveld I can't wait for ending scene where Skibidi Toilet looks into the sunset and gives a dramatic speech on an aircraft carrier in front of the American flag, right before Linkin Park's " New Divide" starts playing
List of movies that instantly puts Red One in the gutters in terms of Story, Film technology and Cinematography techniques
1. Dune Part 2 - They continued the arguably most unadapatable story in the history of fiction on screen, has also advanced the film industry to a whole another level, by using unorthodox film techniques, especially with the blending of practicalfx and vfx. Also visually Dune part 2 reaches the “Every frame is a painting” level
2. Deadpool & Wolverine - Has beaten out the spiderman fanchise and every other super hero franchise in terms of fan service, delivering one off if not the best cameos in super hero film history.
3. Furiosa - This is one of the most anticipated storyline/spinoff that has ever come out on a one off movie from almost a decade ago, and it didn’t push back.
4. The Substance - The most innovative and creative modern horror that has ever came out since the pandemic. No shock value and engineered jumpscare, just horror
5. Bad Boys: Ride or die - an action comedy film that doesn’t hold back, and used witty camera techniques that has never seen before on screen, plus the action just escalated
6. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes - The spinoff that we never anticipated, but glad that they did
7. Civil War - The closest box office hit by A24 studios, serves one of the best thrills this year
8 A Quiet Place: Day one - A film that answers one of the most FAQs in terms of storylines on a horror franchise.
These are films I watched this year and can think off that is really good in a span of 5 minutes. There’s probably more but I just can’t remember.
Honestly worried about the future of cinema. But for now thankfully there are still gems here and there
Red one was good and probly better then civil war
Didn't "fan service" used to be a negative point for a movie. Like a cheap way to excite emotion in viewers, as opposed to presenting an interesting story with interesting characters and what not.
Every time I see something about the rock it makes me realize why my brother (a dedicated rock fan practically since birth) doesn't want anything to do with what this guy touches
"The rock" is like the guy in that show community who signed a contract to act as a corpo embassy for subway. He had his name legally changed to "subway" acted in the best interest of Subway, all because the community college had a new subway in their cafeteria and contracted to do so.
The only reason it had a 250 million dollar budget is to fill The Rocks ego. He really thought this movie would be on par with Oppenheimer.
No movie written and or produced by Hiram Garcia will ever be on the same level as Oppenheimer.
It would really be a morbidly fascinating experience to see The Rock and Christopher Nolan try to make a movie together.
@NexusKin if he really is chronically late to set. Nolan would fire him probably
@@bargainhuntbricks420 technically he's not late because everyone knows ahead of time he's gonna be late 😄
The Rock, more like the rubble
The pebble
@@matthewtheking8989*The Grain of sand*
the quark
The Rock is now over his conflicted feelings, and he is ready to bury you in a ROCKALANCHE!
@@matthewtheking8989 the Dino
Charlie subtle change from his normal video titles to distance himself from slop channels that stole his flow and made it worse is killing me
10:18 you’re selling it to me now
It was a fun movie
I don’t know why the Rock is in *every* film. He has the acting range of a toaster oven, and every film with him in it is brought down by his being there.
Yeah his best movies were in his early days before that clause in his contract. He was actually a very decent actor before that
@@levi_mariotawhat clauses?
Nowadays, if he's in a movie, you know it's going to be the blandest shit
@@nirolf12 like the on in Steven Seagulls movies where he is contracted to never lose a fight
@@levi_mariota I see, thanks. It's pretty stupid, you'd think he knows better from his wrestling days
0:34 he's become less human and more rock. That was his goal the whole time 😂
The rock is that one friend who you don’t hang out with but he still sends pictures of him flexing to you
The only good part about the movie was Santa sprinting through peoples houses and using the shrink/ expand tech to leave gifts. That was a cool concept.
The same budget as both seasons of Arcane combined, what a waste of money.
4:33 Arcane, by the way, cost the same amount of money to make and is 6000x better
Season 2 baby let’s go!
When you can see where the budget goes 🔥🔥🔥 Studio Fortiche is unmatched
It's over 9000 times better
Sorry, I had to do it
@@ReoGojira”it’s over 9000!!!”
-Vegeta.
2:45 i was looking away and thought this was one of Charlies improv moments where he stops reading whats on screen and says what he wants then cuts back into reading as if the narrator actually said that, but it turns out the rock actually said that absolute gobbledeegook
the rock requesting where chris sat to watch is he equivalent of an F graded student asking a smart student what pen they used 💀
The fact that Red One was in theaters in IMAX and costed $250 million and was terrible, yet Arcane costed the same amount and is an 18-episode show on Netflix, is insane
and the fact that arcane is animated animation costs a LOT
Cool, and there are also masterpieces made with 10k
@@Jonathan-jc4ef 10k? thats only basic camera equipment alone lmao, what kinda masterpieces are you talking about, name some examples please? And if you list some quirky indie wannabe intellectual type beat that is made for pretentious muppets, I will visit you in the nighttime.
Can't wait to check out those new episodes today. Future me will be on the look out for a full series Blu-ray release just to have the show in my possession.
@@Jonathan-jc4efI’ve seen great movies made with comparatively less money, but 10k is way, way to low
6:03 its for people with an iq between 95 and room temperature
Wine-moms who wanna gawk at the rock's physique
man we dont want this shit
Does this make you feel superior to others little man?
Isn't it funny that the most recent WWE-turned Hollywood guys like Batista and John Cena are more skilled and legitimate as actors than The Rock ever could?
sometimes you just gotta mix in alil of ur own charms lol. Rock lost his man, I dunno what happened. He still makes me laugh now and then but he's so corporate now :/
John Cena is able to make fun of himself and still be a badass. Batista become varied, searching for performances that wont just fit him into one box, like a true actor. Rock is...the Rock. His act becomes stale. He can kick my ass, yea, but he is so fake and bland now
@@johans3164 Lets just forget Cena sold his soul to his Chinese emperors shall we?
@@MoonTurky As someone who is not from America. The rest of the world views China in a higher light than the USA. So no one cares
But who did it first? 🤨
7:10 I assume they thought if they made something vaguely mcu without it being tied to anything, people might be excited for a "fresh take" on hero actions "we've all been waiting for"
This movie has a $250M budget. For comparison, the original Dracula movie from 1931 had a budget of $7.13M dollars after adjusting for inflation. You could fund THIRTY FIVE "Dracula (1931)" with that money!
for reference Terrifier 3 had a 2 million dollar budget
don't forget: first Halloween film is 1,25 million dollars (originally $125.000) and it's still a classic these days
This will not age well for the rock
I guess you can say he'll hit Rock Bottom with this one
Bro hasn’t even watched the video yet
Ofc it wont
The glock on a sock
@@paballomolata8844I guess his Box Record isn't rocking around as usual
honestly i think the only reason rock made up that story about oppenheimer was to make people watch the movie in theatres, hes just selling that the movie is a crazy experience in imax to convince some ppl to actually go watch it thinking itd be something special lol
0:59 According to ChatGPT, The Rock & Jack Black actually have 55 and 74 film credits respectively while not coming close to the top 10 actors who have been in the most movies who are credited with 300+.
Does the Pebble know how long IMAX has been around?
I dont watch him anyway, in his contract he states that he never loses. Spoils the ending all the time.
This statement is no longer valid, my point has been proven wrong. I thank the people for pointing out my mistake.
A24 movie change this
The one time he lost was in the Doom movie.
I thought that was only for Black Adam
Doesn’t he lose in the mummy movie?
transformers prime
5:00 in legal terms: Embezzlement
Not really
Washing some dirty money for sure
Or there is huge marketability in Asia
Literally the one singular thing I know about this movie is that they posted a promotional picture of a character "Gryla", and the Legends of Avantris fandom proceeded to absolutely flood that one post with memes about an inside joke. Otherwise I'd never even heard about this terrible idea for a Christmas movie.
The rocks soul is down in corporate hell
From the Screen to the Ring to the Pen to the Bin applies the Rock 😂
He never compared the two movies to me. He didn’t say Red One is “like” or “as good as” Oppenheimer. It sounded like he was illustrating how red one would be a cool sight on the imax screen
I thought this was gonna be another of his "my first time at Jack in the box / in-n-out" again
Literally
Listening to this at work, I had to check if the bare chest part was really part of his quote or if you added that yourself. Wowzers.