I Destroyed The Solar System With the BIGGEST EVER TEAPOT! Universe Sandbox 2 IS BROKEN!
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Today we join the spiffing brit in the Universe Sandbox 2 as we see what this tea powered british gent has to offer in a fantastically open universe sandbox simulator. Naturally we instantly Destroyed The Solar System With the BIGGEST EVER TEAPOT! Thats right we made one huge teapot and used it to destroy the sun. No amount of Saturns, Jupiters or Orbital Lasers can save you from the ultimate British machine. So yes today we find out why the Universe Sandbox 2 Is Broken! How on earth this happened we might never know!
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. With some bonus editing style from graystillplays So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
My Fantastic Merchandise From Spiff Co:
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Patreon: / spiffing
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“What happened to our Solar System?”
-Thanos- Teapot: Gone. Reduced to atoms.
No...reduced to tea !
Teabags!!!!!
Reduced to a tea
Just Some Guy without a Mustache where’s some guy with a mustache haven’t seen him in a while
Switching from jojo vids eh.
"We wanted to remove the evidence of the Tea at the bottom of the harbour, so we used the Death Star."
The burn Canada...
Some may call that overkill, but I prefer to see it as zealous due dilligence.
To be fair, it worked.
@@HurricaneBlade1 well, it would have worked if he hadn't had missed Boston...
@@projectiledysfunction no Earth = no evidence.
DEATH STAR SOLVES EVERYTHING!
They say that the English language is so complex that a new sentence is constructed every day.
'Welp, the Earth shriveled up and now all the teapots are escaping.'
Yeah, that's almost certainly a new one, lmao
Brilliant 😂 the tea just couldn't get any better
So errrrrr, you and your sister gonna help us off world??
I wonder if i can replace prison architects tree textures to actual tea and then i rename it as tea tree. Yes, indeed it whould make millions. Gentlemen time to get modding i guess i am the only person to do be doing this at 3:00 am ah, yes i have created tea trees
This positively exudes Douglas Adams.
12:16
Hits rock with the laser: does nothing
Hits Earth with it: Instant Neutron Star
02:15 The Vogons have entered the chat.
We are able to observe the greatest nation of all time
Sealand
Yes, new sealand
But Arstotzka!
@@IndigoGollum Glory to Arstotzka!
S E A L A N D
@@njones420 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spiff: Im going to increase this teapot's size
Also Spiff: [Proceeds to only change the teapot's mass]
If you don't specifically lock the mass or the size they both increase at the same time
@@blucky_yt but the teapot was only few light years long, it's too small compare to a whole galaxy like Milky Way (90 000 ly) but, clearly, at this weight, the teapot in reality would have changed into a black hole, so... XD
@@rigierish3807 I mean there is a lot of empty space in the Milky Way. If you make the teapot the same mass as the Milky Way but have the same density it will still look tiny compared to it.
@@MarvelOfRain if it don't change into a black hole (which is 100% sure), yeah, indeed, but it still will be clearly bigger than few millions kilometers of radius. If we take the density of the sun, and take the mass of the galaxy, it gives us 1.25×10^12 solar mass, so, at the end 1.765×10^30 km^3. If we transform that into a sphere, it would be 7.5×10^9 km, 7.5 billion km of radius. If you want to know what it is, it a little less that the diameter of the entire internal solar system (from the sun to the kieper belt, like... Perfectly, I calculated, it's perfectly that XD). And those results work with this phase of the sun, knowing that in few billions of years, the sun, would be 10 times bigger... So it would be only 10 times less than we see on the game... And in the game, the teapot is 228 344 times the milky way mass XD (with a radius of 1.2228e12 km)
Vincent Vincent Vincent A Well its radius si about 80 times that of the solar system (8152 vs 100 au very roughly) and from what they list in the game its density of 89 kg/m3 is about 60 times bigger then that of the sun. I must admit I am too tired to do any real calculations, but just looking at classic density = mass / volume (part of which is diameter cubed) it doesn’t look that far off. Then again I haven’t done any physics in years, but I would guess that the game would do well in something as simple as making objects large given it has bunch of much more complicated scientifically accurate elements.
Ok so who's going to tell him he misses Boston by a few hundred kilometres and likely just angered the Canadians?
You can't anger Canadians.
Finally summer?
Nah you'd probably just make them slightly annoyed
@@HSuper_Lee 1 word. Hockey
Hunter Fuck You
Lipton: “YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING I LOVE”
Yorkshire Tea: “I don’t even know who you are”
You know...no one cares about yorkshire tea...Lipton is consumed by masters of tea drinking AKA Turks
Lipton is to tea as Minute Maid is to lemonade, fake tasting and saccharine as hell
Im starting to think that youre actually sponsored by Yorkshire Tea
yeah
I would be not surprised at all .
He assured many times "absolutely 100% not sponsored", even though, it really makes me feel he does...
But this tea, isn't it absolutely fantastic, served with a magnificent teapot ? XD
I think it's required by law to designate sponsors.
@@Micro102103 it is, and youtubes policies. but then again, youtube doesnt care as long as it serves them.
"And now, it's just teapot."
That is actually far more menacing than the words should be.
Someone got some GrayStillPlays in my Spiffing Brit!
Nevermind, this is glorious.
Yeah, I agree especially knowing graystillplays
"Alright so we're checkin' out the only RUclipsr who downs as much tea, as Florida Man does Bud-Lite, and causes just a bit less murder and fat stacks of cash than me... It's the Spiffing Brit.
More game breaking and British tea drinking, dammit!"
"It appears my laser isn't that powerful when it comes to *melting* the *ocean.* "
Ah yes, melting the ocean.
Are you a climate denier???????? /s
We would make tea from the ocean
I played a game that said “CAREFUL, THE LAVA IS MELTING”
@@hellwraiz lol, i once played a l mobile game that showed an offer that said "200% off!" ....and it still did cost like $2.
The Grammar Crusader hold up... if it said 200%, that would mean that the game would have to pay you to give you that offer, so that’s double stonks!
"Can I just heat up America some more?"
*begins to heat up Canada*
Give it time
That's just Northern North American
Ya that's caneda the area the British let go out of there empire
Canada? You mean America's Hat?
Casualties of war
Speaking of Star Citizen, I wanna see how perfectly balanced it is.
When we build a dyson sphere it should be in the shape of a Teapot.
KF 926 alright this needs to be top comment
but then it would be a dyson teapot not a dyson sphere.
We should make a black hole with Dyson®️ branding
did you mean dyson swarm?
Somewhere out there, Douglas Adams approves of this video.
Intergalactic Highway, hooray!
Not gonna lie, I ordered Yorkshire Gold Tea, based strictly on you repetitively saying it.. They should be paying you since I have never heard of it til I started watching your videos.
Is it good?
@@wooxs55 It is good and not over priced.
Too bad its over in Britian, This American got unlucky
It truely is an exquisite tea.
Same here takes a couple weeks to get here but hey, its the greatest drink on planet earth, absolutely spectacular, is it not?
> "Just trying to defeat the Sun"
"Damn you, Sun!" - UpIsNotJump
UpIsNotJump x The Spiffing Brit collab
"I'M COMING FOR YOU SUN!"
" _The Tea must flow._ "
- The Spiffing Brit in the Dune Universe.
What do you mean 'in the dune universe?'
That's the Spiffing Brit in every universe!
@@redxlaser1562 Because in the Dune universe Spice is actually used in Space Travel.
Spice Tea > Yorkshire Tea?
As an American, I agree. It must flow right into the harbor
@@metgath Isn't tea leaves in itself a sort of spice? That would mean that Yorkshire Tea is Spice Tea
Me:How does one exploit a sandbox?
Spiff: Hold my tea...
...pot
18:41 Spiff: 100 star teapot
18:41 subtitles: 100 stair teapot
100 stat tea pot
Spiff: Australia is gone. And so is that country everybody misses off the map.
New Zealand:
"They threw our tea over board!"
*EXTERMINATUS!!*
Tea for the tea god!
We have arrived, and it's now that we preform our charge, in fealty of Yorkshire Tea Gold, our glorius tea and for the sake of the British empire, I declare exterminatus upon the tea hateing americans,I hearby sign the death warrant of 13 colonies and consign 1 million souls to oblivion, may Imperial justice account in all balance, Yorkshier tea protects!
You can call me a nerd, but for the sake of completeness: an Exterminatus always kills the whole planet.... or teapot.
Honesty I thought the west coast of the USA was going to be ok till I saw the custom laser
Spiff: "Uranus is rather large indeed"
Me: *Burst out laughing*
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAME TO
ONCE MORE THE BRITISH SHALL RULE THE GALAXY!
Democracy doesn’t sound very monarchist...
It isn't. But to be fair, our Royal family don't really do anything these days anyways
@@thespiffingbrit I love tea
(Insert high ground joke.)
Yeah, that's basically what the imperium of man is.
TSB: Let's boil the tea in Boston harbor.
Also TSB: Fires laser somewhere off the coast of Maine.
Me: That's not Boston Harbor.
Why can't you just say it without the greentext?
@@Jayfive276 cuz I find it funnier this way.
The joke would work if Boston wasn't actually in the area which was cratered anyway.
@@timmygoldstein he does eventually get it, yes.
@@IcicleFerret Not even eventually, it's in the initial radius.
Trying to destroy sun by firing a huge laser at it is literally like trying to destroy a nuclear explosion by throwing a grenade into it ;)
...Would it work?
@@1th_to_comment. Nuclear explosion, rather than the bomb itself. The force and energy released by the nuke would completely dwarf that of the grenade, it wouldn't do a single thing lol
"Let's continue setting America on fire" he says while setting Canada on fire.
You know canada is a part of America ? How like mexico
@@tartipouss
In this context, no, it isn't.
@@tartipouss Why do people get so pedantic about this? No one is trying to imply that Canada or Mexico aren't in North America.
TheDieThrower after many years of forced integration into the empire all the countries *cough* colonies *cough* start to look the same
canada is in america
When the British learn how to explore space they will use massive teapots like what Spiff made to travel around
Is this some alternate reality where Yorkshire Tea has taken over the universe? If so, how do I join?
Yorkshire Tea is the universe
You need the Yorkshire Teaporter :P
Thats this current reality, Spiff is the beginning of the takeover, his channel exponentially grows over the next 3 years untill it reaches 7 billion subscribers, aliens finally realise we exist and instantly become subs to Spiff, im commenting from the Yorkshire Time Tourism Machine, which allows all subs to visit the glorious beginning of the Utopian earth known as Spiffing Brit's British Empire 2.0 presented by Yorkshire Tea Gold.
@@obiewanchrinobe1182 Not if EU exists
Given the chance, I'd throw crates of tea in the harbor again, and laugh while doing so.
Ah, that's why Australia's on fire
Douglas Adams would be so proud.
The pyramid orbiting a teapot in space would be a great Salvador Dali painting.
Upvoted not because I necessarily agree, but due to the fact I recognise that name and am proud of myself for doing so
Floridaman called: he wants a word with you Brit.
"Uranus is rather large indeed." Spiff -2019
5:33 Teapot: "*I MUST ASSIMILATE THIS LESSER BEING!!!!*
We are the teapan! Resistance is futile! Lower your sea level and prepare for turning your water to our tea!! Sorry if you dont get the reference and you think Im just nerd on the comment section bulling people, you are right what Im doing with my life? :(
Hey Spiff, you destroyed the Earth and that includes England. Doesn't that mean you accidentally killed the Queen too?
Who do you think was piloting the 100 Stat Teapot?
@@YouMakeMyMotorRun Gravity. There was no living thing on the tea pot, it just was.
Haven't you seen his galactic civs video? She's no longer bound to Earth or even the first 3 dimensions!
@@finns23653 I hadn't seen it... I now realize that we're tinkering with powers far beyond our comprehension. Mystic Space Teapots not even Russell could dream of, intra-dimensional British queens, and a strange man hellbent on making everyone drink Yorkshire Tea.
And I'm yet to give back my dead blue parrot.
@@noneofyourbusiness2437 Who said the Queen is a living thing?
2:29
"That's not good!"
...
bit of an understatement there
"Wait it's all teapot?"
"Always has been"
British people when they reach space era: *WHAT DO YOU MEAN* *WE CAN'T BOIL WATER IN SPACE?!?*
Commander, I'm afraid it instantly evaporates. We can still chew on the tea bags and saliva tea though!
@@hadikanaan7357 YOU WILL BE MY 1st OFFICER!!!
I'm actually gonna order some Yorkshire gold tea after this video, if it's available. Videos always pop up in my recommended and I usually watch them.... It could be a current video or one from 2 years ago like this one and you're still on the Yorkshire tea lol that's some dedication.
British man consume enough tea to ascend to godhood 2019 colourized
Spiff: “As well as the country that everyone misses off the maps”
Me: 😭😭
2 minutes in:
Spiff: "Can we just keep heating up America..."
Me, a Canadian: "Okay you're not WRONG but you are clearly setting us on fire why?,,, We still drink tea,,,"
Because caneda is not part of the empire anymore sorry but I'm sure Tim Hortons coffee can help
The 100 stat teapot has 1 weakness.... Reanu keeves
Now Galactus can have a refreshing cup of yorkshire tea.
the little popping slurping and quacking sounds are very hilarious. It's the perfect topping to the other random nonsense
"Let me just"... " ok... it's gone"
I would like to counter your claim that we wasted the tea. On the contrary, our goal was to make the largest tea pot ever (we are American after all).
We were going to steep it and drink it, but then your king threw a fit and we had to revolt to protect the tea. But by the time the revolution was over, the tea was no good. Our country demands an apology forthwith.
No just no
I know what I'm seeing in my nightmares tonight:
HERE COMES THE TEAPOT
So... I've ordered some 160 Yorkshire Gold tea bags to Germany just so I can try drinking it while enjoying your videos, and I've gotto say: This stuff is the most brilliant brew I have ever had the pleasure to enjoy. I have been told this was the very best tea in the entirety of the observable universe (and likely the unobservable, too). I completely agree. And I can now savour both the tea and your videos.
Okay, 6 minutes into the video: You literally said the same. :D
no.1 tea
"Freedom never wins."
Spiff, dark overlord of Earth, 2019
"The water has melted."
???
0:18
Brit, I need your help! Can you come here?
"Well, I can't. I'm buying Tea"
Alright, hurry up then come over here.
"I can't find it."
What do you mean you can't find it?
"I can't find it. There's only Earth."
Whaddya mean "there's only Earth'?
"It mean there's only Earth."
Well get out of the Earth aisle!
"Alright, you don't have to shout at me ... There's more earth!"
Whaddya mean "there's more Earth"?!
"There's just more Earth!"
Go into the next aisle!
"There's still Earth!"
Where are you right now?!
"I'm at Earth!"
WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT EARTH"!?
"I MEAN I'M AT EARTH!"
WHAT'S SPACE ARE YOU IN?!
"I'M AT THE SOLAR SYSTEM!!"
WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA AT THE SOLAR SYSTEM?!
"FUCK YOU!!"
“TRILLIONS DEAD”
But what about the tea?
NO STEP ON SNEK!🐍
The big snek
Is me!
?????
"Universe Sandbox 2 IS BROKEN!"
I think it works as intended.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Spiffing Brit you should team up with GrayStillPlays on this game. I wonder what crazy things you two can concoct with Universe Sandbox 2 together.
I'm pretty sure the reason why the teapot interacts so weirdly with the rest of the simulation is that an earth-sized teapot would _immediately_ collapse under its own gravity, so they suspended some physical laws for them.
11:14 "oh dear - the water's melting..." huh?
"Freedom never wins" -Spiff, 2019
Sure Yorkshire Tea would love that marketing, shortly before it destroys the Earth...
This absolute madman of a brit has the TARDIS at hand but he choose to yeet some egyptian bricks into orbit instead. Majestic imperial spirit nevertheless.
Im a simple man. I see tea so i click.
Is the teapot a reference to the Russel's teapot analogy?
From the game, most likely. From Spiff ? Somehow I doubt it.
No it’s a reference to tea.
It's called the Utah Teapot. The original manufacturer, Friesland Porzellan actually still sells it.
Thanks for the reminder, I need to order some more Yorkshire Tea.
So I can throw it in the harbor.
13:40 How about the fact, that the heat transfer TAKES TIME and it's not instanteanous? Even change in gravity and light caused by the TEAPOT would be felt after 8 minutes, because that's how long it takes for the electromagnetic and gravitational waves to come from Sun to Earth. Heat transfer is much slower than speed of light, so it would take MUCH more time.
Its just tea pot... Perfect
I just watched you jump off the tower in secret neighbour
@@thespiffingbrit I agree with that fantastic message
Skegness is the ultimate British children’s holiday, 2p machines everywhere. They should rename it Skegvegas
"All the signs were there..." Classic.
“Freedom Never wins.” -Sir Spiff of Sealand
Me:
Get the time machine, we’re getting Washington, a certain aircraft carrier is getting uppity again.
"Grandpa the world has exploded"
"Well, that's okay, as long as France gets theirs!"
This sounds like a classic Star Trek movie in the making. Kirk and Company need to travel back in time to the Boston Tea Party to save some tea bags and bring them to the future to appease the massive tea pot that threatens Earth.
“And I’m also- not sorry Skegness, no I’m very much not sorry for Skegness.”
Oh what a very very specific but also very real mood.
as an american i take great pride when ever you bring up the rebellion
Too bad you couldn't handle the responsibility.
@@how2pick4name back to back world war champs
@@shio-zb2tx Picked out the new blinders you want for christmas yet?
@@how2pick4name im thinking poke a dot
shio2001 r/boneappletea
Boomers: The earth is on fire but my teapots ok so it's ok
Started watching these vids a few weeks ago and its got to a point where i can predict when hes gonna talk about tea perfectly
8:05 we’ve created teapots for tea,
we’ve created teabags to use tea,
we’ve created fire to boil tea
This is how the Death Stranding happened.
wow
When Spiff turned down the suns brightness a cloud moved over the sun and I briefly panicked thinking spiff was turning down the sun
You may want to cut back on your tea consumption.
@@AncientSlugThrower I don't think tea causes hallucinations, I think it actually would do the opposite given its ability to detoxify our bodies. He's definitely not drinking tea, I think it might be something brewed in a much different manner.
If you want to buy this teapot, it's called "Utah Teapot" and the original is still made by the same company: Friesland Porzellan
The single greatest nation of all time... EVERYTHING IS BRITISH.
EarlGreystillplays
@@thespiffingbrit how about biffa? He drink Tea too!
Spffifingbrit: let me know what you want to see.
*picks up mug*
Me: " two 100 stat tea pots, I'm ready for the almighty Yorkshire tea"
12:37 That's actually a good presentation of the Sun being a black body. Which is it absorbs any radiation. That's why the laser doesn't affect it, because it absorbs it as is, since laser is just light, which is electromagnetic radiation.
first
No
@@alienblade2005 sorry to burst your people chief but it's straight fax
nope, i drink coffe
Noooooooooooooo
Coffee*
This is why you don't drink coffee you instead need to drink tea
@@ninedivines5374 your really improved my life just now! thanks i will always remember you now!
"Oh dear, it would appear we have also accidentally SET FIRE to Boston.. But you know, that's perfectly fine."
Me, a Boston UK resident, whom had this video playing in the background, thinking he was talking about my Boston:
"Huh.."
*looks out of window*
"Oh you old Spiff, you.. At it again I see..!"
*burns regardless*
"It would appear that I've created a bit of a mess. So I'm just gonna place down a black hole."
hitting a star with a laser just increases the amount of energy in it, so you cant destroy it that way. or by dumping water on, because that just increases its mass. lots of praise and hot tea for this video 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
*creates massive asteroid, causes massive ball of fire*
"don't worry guys it's not the side with the uk on"
the holy Church of Tea Tea-ching manifested itself into the believe that the universe will end in a giant Teapot absorbing even time and space itself.
I see no Problem in dumping Tea in the Harbour, all you need is a hot cup of Coffee and the day is saved.
I felt like i watched this video but I know i haven't.
I just feel like I've seen a tea pot consume the sun.
Spiff 2019: "Is there a way to destroy the sun and save humanity?" 😂😂👌 Perfectly balanced.
With my Yorkshire tea I like to have some baked potatoes, and for the main cuisine I have some fish and chips
Fun fact, I’m American and I still enjoy this man saying tea is better than coffee.