3:08 Grade in school: "Mrs V. I know all the planets!" "Oh do you now?" "Yeah all nine." "Okay, what are they?" "There's Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Diseased Testicle!" "..."
For Roman gods that would actually be pretty tame. I think that is technical half aunt and half nephew, which is just about as unrelated as the gods from those myths got.
Gray: "What the Hell is flying around the sun? What is that? What is.. what is this? What is this right here? Oh.. That's unfortunate." Helios: "Am I a joke to you?"
"First things first, we're gonna make everything twice the size, and see if Florida Man can continue to sexually abuse alligators" - GrayStillPlays 2019
Alright, so we’re checking out the only year that has a 50/50 percent chance of being bad and a 50/50 percent chance of good, it’s 2021. have no idea why i said this but i guess it’s sort of related to this comment
@@minecraftmasteria3014 Andromeda black: hehe *kicks the s**t out of mars* Mars: ow what the *gets sended to the biggest black hole* Mars: oh hello there Biggest black hole: i like yo cut g Mars: AAAAAAAA *gets sended to a diffrent universe*
I always thought of it as Jupiter: I feel like Mars is getting so close to me, he’ll be mine Mars: ok (THE OPPOSITE HAPPENS, AND MARS FLYS INTO DEEP SPACE) Venus: there goes Mars.
Interesting fact: our solar system is actually drifting through space all the time, just very slowly. So the sun moving is actually completely natural.
Everyone: **Mars comment memes** Me: -----| v "Making Uranus any bigger doesn't make it any hotter." Me, having heard too many Uranus jokes: **dies of laughter**
“Alright so everyone right now is now doubled except for the sun, the sun is also positionally locked because if it’s not it has a tendency to start a you know *go all over the place like it’s on cocaine.* -Grey 2019
Gray :destroys all laws of physics. Me\Dez: calls the FBI "hello I want to file a lawsuit against a Floridian named Graystillplays to be banned from every single state except Canada in the coldest area of its coldest city
10:43 If you think about it, this earth is kinda like Tatooine. It has two suns, basically, and would always be hot. The nights would be really short and it would be covered in mainly desert. It’s freaking cool nonetheless
Jupiter: Come here mars
Mars: Ok
7:45 *COSMIC SLAP*
XD 😂
XD lol
XDDDDD
Lmao
*sweet jesus there goes mars*
The Gray School where you destroy everything and learn a bunch of random crap
Isnt that regular school?
But the school gave all the school graffiti artist black markers
We didn’t learn anything.
@@Mothcat. you learned what happens when you make the sun 2 times bigger
Correct. We did learn something.
And to never make GrayStillPlays god.
I rather go to that school
3:08
Grade in school: "Mrs V. I know all the planets!"
"Oh do you now?"
"Yeah all nine."
"Okay, what are they?"
"There's Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Diseased Testicle!"
"..."
You missed neptune
@@kurtanims1720 Oops sorry, thank you for pointing that out. I shall fix that now.
@Ronnie George you probably read the comment after he fixed it
Disease testicle Is something I will never forget
@@kurtanims1720 they added that
“You never thought of that sun, you never thought Venus would cheat on you with Jupiter.” In Roman mythology context that sound really messed up.
For Roman gods that would actually be pretty tame. I think that is technical half aunt and half nephew, which is just about as unrelated as the gods from those myths got.
TheEnderSmirk yea pretty much
Yeah, it's not like incest was common in mythology or anything
WITH PLANET NAMES IT’S ROMAN MR SMARTYPANTS !
lol
9:02 Australia be like: "That's my secret, Cap. I'm always deadly"
Deadly heat, deadly monster bugs
You hit the nail on the head there mate
You deserve more likes
Full deadly as
As an Aussie, that’s our goal. When we complete it, everything will be Australian
“Ah, poor earth. It just looks like a slightly more dead rock.”
-GrayStillPlays 2021
No 2019
@@robertmichel8456 e
@@Tyeler80 e
@@Clayton656 ee
@@Aheumanitor YEA BOI EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like how gray is that one person who discovers every bug in a game with one gameplay
That is precise asf. :D
@Bob Ross why are you here boi ur an artist
He didn’t even have to try to break Minecraft
i knew the sun bg a long time ago
How does he do that anyway
Gray: "What the Hell is flying around the sun? What is that? What is.. what is this? What is this right here? Oh.. That's unfortunate."
Helios: "Am I a joke to you?"
@Matthew KeebaughYEAH IT MADE ME.............. I'm dieing JK
"The sun really started to come. Oh-that sounded bad"-Gray, 2019
POOOO!!P!!?
Lol
If you what he means ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
@@juuzo1133 cumulative without the 'ulative' 😏
@pie crane coom
Uranus is T H I C C E R
Edit: also, fun fact, Uranus was originally going to be named George, after King George III.
I'm not sure which one is worse.
Raven Ryder
ahh king George III Was the king that fucked america in the ass
so ya
that ain't good.
You got that from CPGgray. Disn't you.
Remignton Clough
no...
i just randomly came up with that nice to know someone else thought of that quote before.
I want to name a planet George and i live in america
@@remigntonclough1266 Actually no, I don't even know who that is.
"First things first, we're gonna make everything twice the size, and see if Florida Man can continue to sexually abuse alligators"
- GrayStillPlays 2019
I almost fell out of my chair oh god
Pssf hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaahahhahahahahaahhahahahahaha
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why just why
DoritosWhy how do you do that 🤔
5:46 The Sun: **The Sun turns into a planet and then disappears**
Gray: Uh, uh oh
"Sadly, nobody wants to play with saturn- SWEET JESUS there goes mars" I choked on my hot chocolate XD
And you’re alive?
I think he's ded
you alright? or dead?
Nell Kirai LOL XD XD LOL
Brooke Moore From 😂🤣🤣😂
Grey "-32° celsius?! That's almost liveable!"
Me sitting in Canada "Am I a ghost to you?"
-32 Celsius is where I'd finally get to pull my freaking winter coat out of the closet. I really want to move to Russia for this exact reason
I’m in Canada too
Ikr
Ikr
Sibirians: are we a Joke to you
I love how gray just treats the Earths like children
Normal: "Bigger is better"
Universe Sandbox²: "Bigger is deather"
Underrated Comment
deadly*
@@ianpinochet6603 I think he knew that
Dreader*
Let’s get to 69 likes
You hurt mercury’s feelings really bad 😢
To be weird, I love and hate all planets equally.
@@2dheethbar I hate Venus the most.
I know he is an asshole he even replaces the universe sandbox music like he does on every game
Whataboutpluto???
@@patrickmccadden9634 because copyright issues
Gray: earth is -100 degrees.
Me: **starts to get cold**
Also me: well fu-
Gray: “I’m like the Oprah of planets at this point- Neptune you get an earth, Venus you get an earth” 10:59
EVERYONE GETS AN EARRRRRRRRTH!
@@thelonelywolf88 LOL XD XD LOL
"Crap Uranus Got Super Hot"
-GrayStillPlays 2019
Uranus got T H I C C E R
hot anuses aren't fun
Ξ
Rule 34...
@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight 🤣
Gray: “Pluto still sucks.”
Pluto: 😔
More wide lasers up Uranus dammit. Graystillplays 2019
Well the Plutonian system is actually a binary system with Pluto and Charon at the middle, so it doesn’t suck.
Nobody:
Jupiter: We have awoken the Hive
Nostalgia hit hard. And memories.
Pinch nice destiny reference lol
This is the only youtuber that has killed Trillions of people in one series.
One series? He kills quadrillions of innocents every episode!
lmaooo
One series? Dont you mean T-series?
I'd do that if it worked here trust me.
Good point, but this is a series where he killed the most.
And yes, I know quadrillion is a number
4:58 I can’t even bro I’m laughing so hard rn
LOL
@@ejosjek52.87 LMFAOO
@mrhoglin4965 u in the middle
What are you laughing at I don’t get it
@@esIstMatzufaligundheuteist You'll get it
Scientist: Jupiter could have become a star if it, was only bigger.
Graystillplays: hold my beer.
"Making Uranus bigger did not make it any hotter"
C'mon Gray, you're asking for it at that point
His anus😂
That's what the public said to Kim Kardashian
Oh you bet he’s asking for it
*wink wink**
BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII
Boi
I love how all the titles end with “then this happened”
gray can you go back to thief simulator there is a big update
Gray trying to deal with Industrial Street. Imagine his excitement getting to see that he could actually rob the Lombardis.
7:45
Mars be like: *ight, imma head out*
Lol
y’a
IMA GO OUT TO UNEVERSE
CEO of “alright, so today we’re playing the only game where you can _____ .... Its’s _______
Alright, so we’re checking out the only year that has a 50/50 percent chance of being bad and a 50/50 percent chance of good, it’s 2021. have no idea why i said this but i guess it’s sort of related to this comment
Y
E
S.
@@uunholyy_
Y
O
U
A
R
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R
I
G
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@@grazielamink p
"Sweet Jesus there goes Mars!" - Gray 2019
EDIT: Didn't expect this to get so many likes. xD
As I saw this he said it
@@overlordcringe2715 me too
7:45
Marc Colbourn
200 likes! (bc of me lol)
"Making Uranus bigger did not really make it any hotter" -GrayStillPlays and a woman's reaction to my plastic surgery.
Gray: making Uranus any bigger doesn't make it any hotter
Me: just like Kim Kardashian
Edit: thanks for all the likes yall
OOOOOOHHHHHH!!
the only reason why he made it bigger is to have something happen to it
he dropped the soap
OHHHHH my gawd
lmaooo
7:45 - *Mars has left the chat.*
How are the planets doing?
Gone, reduced to atoms
Only because I grew weary of watching the Sun set upon them.
*what* the *heck* is *your* last *name*
@@bradygd6431 archemimiwirilokotczerepepenczewiczukowski
Why are you asking?
They already were just atoms
@@sisior1238 is that your real last name?
Gray: *Blows up earth*
Australia: I am.... Inevitable. *still survives*
Gray: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
lol
And this is why Australia will survive supernova's
@@kahuretimana3796 Exactly.
@@kahuretimana3796 I will agree more
Death of universe:
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
7:45 Nobody wants to play with Saturn
Same Second: **Mars goes YEET**
Gray: *SWEET JESUS THERE GOES MARS*
“Like no one wants to play with saturn”
Half a second later:
“SWEET JEEZUS THERE GOES MARS”
I was like LOL
@@mohammadtahiryear988 mars moved to another galaxy 😭
7:45
@@minecraftmasteria3014
Andromeda black: hehe *kicks the s**t out of mars*
Mars: ow what the *gets sended to the biggest black hole*
Mars: oh hello there
Biggest black hole: i like yo cut g
Mars: AAAAAAAA *gets sended to a diffrent universe*
I lost it there xd
“Australia is always fine no matter what climate it’s in”
1 year
Remember when it was on fire?
@@Slayer_Of_Gardora yeah!
Yeah to Australia yeah
Sends 500 nukes what about this
Gray: sweet Jesus there goes Mars" I choked on my cookies
DiD yOu SaY cOoKiE?!
**yelling** THERE'S COOKIES OVER HEREEEE
7:46
Sun: well everyone here is doing well I see
Mars: y’know what, I just realized I left my stove on back at home.
I always thought of it as
Jupiter: I feel like Mars is getting so close to me, he’ll be mine
Mars: ok
(THE OPPOSITE HAPPENS, AND MARS FLYS INTO DEEP SPACE)
Venus: there goes Mars.
earth: on fire
Australia: ThiS iS FiNe...
"uranus got super hot, the sun is really starting to come" i was laughing really hard!
?
Day out
???????
0
@@tangekyunmavis976 blink twice if youre okay
4:45 "uranus got super hot"
8:49 "uranus becomes a star"
9:30 "Since we have a new star in uranus we might as well give them an earth"
log of uranus' recent activities (or something)
Nobody:
Gray: *“You look like a diseased testicle, thats your new name”*
Enjoy
Lol
When?
Also urs lol
poor pluto
aaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
I haven’t laughed this hard for 13 minutes straight ever in my life. This is awesome!!
Gray: “You better be gargling spf 100”
Me: gets an ad for banana boat
I wish I was joking
The youtube ad algorithms just watch grey's vids. They know a good opportunity when they see it.
I got a Macy’s add
Noone:
Not a single soul on earth:
Not one porg in the entire universe:
Mars: 7:45 * *YEET* *
I recreated what you said in my chair and fell out of it
*sweet jesus there goes mars*
O O F
yeet.
Porg, seriously, LOL 😂 I was laughing and now my head wants to explode
Interesting fact: our solar system is actually drifting through space all the time, just very slowly. So the sun moving is actually completely natural.
"very slowly", more like 440,000 mph/720,0000 kph.
@@2wo5ifty6ix. On a cosmological scale, it's slow. As it's not very near lightspeed
@@Jesse_17 eh, fair enough
@@Jesse_17 On a “human” scale
A metal ball flying at that speed would kill someone before they move a cm
“Drifting through space” we orbiting the black hole of the Milky Way 😭
Gray: Sweet Jesus, there goes Mars
Me: *Nearly spits out my cereal and chokes on it* 😂
These videos never fail to make me laugh
What else is in that cereal? 😉
Portal - Roblox Tutorials! What the hell?
I was choking on my ice tea and then I started laughing
Mars was in in it, The solar system is his cereal bowl and Mars shot out into his mouth almost choking him
@@MHA-TSBro you got me good lol
Only 2020 kids remember the og earth
If your comment ends up predicting the future, _I swear to God..._
No
@@erica181 I disagree
Its 2019 rn.. (Ik it won't for people in 2020 2021 and the others but still its 2019 rn (rn means right now
Next on godstillplays: Universe Sandbox IRL
"Cr*p. Jupiter just ate the earth."
Thats a sentence I'd never thought I'd hear
Ah, so you must be new to the channel? This is the norm here.
That’s freaking 7 months ago lol
Did you just censor Crap?
Welp you heard it now and u might be on drugs hearing these kind of sentences
over
And
*Over*
And MOTHERFCKING *OVER*
@@juliab1954
yes yes he did
I like how in every episode he finds someway to make earth a flaming ball of sadness 😂
Mars: *exists*
Star mode Jupiter: *YEET*
@WalkablePenny77 HEY I didnt smack him
I wish I was a star
@@jupiter3321 well, well, well look who it is Mr.RedSpot himself
He knocked annoying Deimos and Phobos in my orbit
@@immarstheredplanet5070 at least humans can see me in the night sky
*”making Uranus bigger didn’t make it any hotter”*
7:42 Sweet Jesus, there goes Mars!😂
7:45
3:55
Hebe: **exists**
Jupiter: So you have chosen, death...
7:47: I literally fell out of my chair.
7:47 “sweet Jesus, there goes mars”
"Our Solar System is home to all of my experiments that generally end up destroying the galaxy."
-Gray 2250
"Earth is getting hotter" while Earth cools
Nobody:
Mars: aight imma head out...
WITH PASSION
XD
space dust and even crazier space dust
We could make a religion out of this
7:45 Mars: OH HELL NO! *shoots out of the solar system*
Gray: S W E E T J E S U S there goes Mars!
Mars: gets YEETED out of the solar system by Jupiter
Jupiter: LOL GET REKT MARS
😆😆😆
YEETUS CHEETUS
-EnjoY-
Ah yes the gamer
I almost pissed myself at "SWEET JESUS there goes mars!"
Funny
I almost laughed to death
“Earth IS starting to get hotter,” he says while the temperature is counting down.
Gray: Earth is starting to get hotter
While it is literally going down
7:25
"Uranus got super hot"
-Gray 2019
VIVA LA PLUTO
Pluto is my favorite planet.
I don't care how it's now a "DWaRf PlAneT" it's still a planet in my heart.
"It's Okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either"
It's sharing its planethood with Ceres. Ceres never got to be a planet at all.
Pluto is not a planet
But Diseased Testicle is a planet
7:45 - Bye Mars! We'll miss you buddy!
nobody:
GrayStillPlays: "aww crap Jupiter just ate the earth"
7:46 *"Sweet Jesus these goes Mars!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Mercury sucks!*
Freddie: "am I a joke to you?"
Everyone: **Mars comment memes**
Me: -----|
v
"Making Uranus any bigger doesn't make it any hotter."
Me, having heard too many Uranus jokes: **dies of laughter**
Someone finally understands my pain.
The1andonlymehhh_Pooj SAME
SAME
@@lighttank3905 SAME
@@williamneil6208 SAME
5:00 "The sun is really startin to come... ... Wait that sounds bad"
8:58 - Australians: "dubya-tee-eff, mate?"
LMAO 😂👌
"Australia is always fine"
2020: "Hold my kangaroo"
Are you a fellow Aussia
@@destroyerx3swastedestructi154 yes I am.
7:48 GrayStillPlays: Sweet Jesus, there goes Mars.
Me: HOLY FRICK, MARS IS GONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jupiter is like smashing moons all over the place “moon” takes walet
Wallet*
Ah god.. I thought about that too much..
@@wolfie4560 same
“Alright so everyone right now is now doubled except for the sun, the sun is also positionally locked because if it’s not it has a tendency to start a you know
*go all over the place like it’s on cocaine.*
-Grey 2019
The sun is starting to cum
Gray 2019
@@Stannum112 I have to ;-;
@@jacebaker3785 same
Tonight, on Universe Sandbox 2, planets become stars, solar genocide becomes possible and Paimon... well, what about her?
7:44 Mars: aight, I'm about head out.
“Saturn 🪐 just got the boot 🥾.”
- GrayStillPlays, 2019
"The Sun is REALLY starting to come- oh wait that sounded wrong. ._."
7:42
'no one wants to play with Saturn'
Would you play with someone who ate and then regurgitated all his 5 godly children?
Thought so.
Yes
7:44 "No one wants to play with Saturn, HOLY JESUS THERE GOES MARS!" Graystillplays 2019
He says sweet not holy
Gray :destroys all laws of physics.
Me\Dez: calls the FBI "hello I want to file a lawsuit against a Floridian named Graystillplays to be banned from every single state except Canada in the coldest area of its coldest city
10:43
If you think about it, this earth is kinda like Tatooine. It has two suns, basically, and would always be hot. The nights would be really short and it would be covered in mainly desert. It’s freaking cool nonetheless
"Educational content on youtube..."
*Category: Gaming*
_hmm_
@Emmet Shaner tf is Iapitus
@@WailingFriend Your profile picture rick rolled me! 🤣
@@aquariumfish-i4h But... *What is a lapitus?*
@@codex325 *vsauce music plays*
2:48 Saturn looks like a morning sunrise on a beach
Remember in Kirby 64 when Earth was a cold dead sphere? Turns out that was Gray's fault.
grey makes planets 1000x bigger = 1000x more people to be silenced by grey because math just works
Terraform all the planets to resemble earth. Than trybto make moons be relative to the planets. Ots complicated but it would be a sight to behold.
4:47
Gray:*gets knock on door*
FBI:”OPEN UP”
100% to live on testicle xD
Edit: nvm it's cuz I'm only vote sad ):
@Nightflight The Nightwing ye because how yt works since I clicked the video it dosent refresh so yes it was also got 69 got pics of both nocie
The best part of this video is when grey goes "sweet Jesus there goes Mars "
13:55 "Mars ain't no kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as …"
7:45 "Sweet Jesus, there goes Mars!" I don't know why, but that makes me laugh every damn time.
Depperessed Jupiter
XD
The game:
* yeets mars out of solar system *
Gray: Oh sweet jesus there goes mars!
The game: yes-
"The Sun is really starting to come...."
*DEMONITIZED*