Destroying Video Game Logic Made me a BILLIONAIRE - TRANSPORT TYCOON IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME

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  • @baosia
    @baosia 3 года назад +3104

    The headmaster of the train school I went to always used to joke that he knew how to make a train that was always on time. "Just build a train as long as the tracks, so the train has always arrived." Never thought I'd live to see it, but here we are...

    • @guywithknife
      @guywithknife 3 года назад +143

      Faster than light travel, too: just get in the train in one station and get out of the train in the other station, instant travel....

    • @warrabbit123
      @warrabbit123 3 года назад +10

      More like sounds like India, China, the Middle East, and Japan.

    • @Steak818
      @Steak818 3 года назад +47

      To always arrive on time, you have to respect your passengers and allocate the proper budget and staff.
      I only saw that in Japan. In my country, we're treated like trash by the public transportation companies, so obviously they're often late.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 года назад +9

      Yes sir. If you just make your way through_ the train...well, sir, there tou are. In Twattington.

    • @chrisparis5455
      @chrisparis5455 3 года назад +7

      Did he also mention that bilevel isn't some European word its 'bi'-level as in... two levels?

  • @canaydn3489
    @canaydn3489 3 года назад +2753

    He accidentally created Snowpiercer and the plot if it. Perfect.

    • @nathaniellindner313
      @nathaniellindner313 3 года назад +264

      Although this time, everyone not on Snowpiercer died not from climate change but from getting caught at a level crossing waiting for Snowpiercer to pass.

    • @Paddyevans
      @Paddyevans 3 года назад +82

      And now we need a video of Sean Bean sipping Yorkshire Gold and quoting Spiff out of context

    • @Squid_does_games9638
      @Squid_does_games9638 3 года назад +48

      @@thespiffingbrit I think your train is smaller than the one rt game built
      His was like 42 km long

    • @iamflip
      @iamflip 3 года назад +8

      Reminds me of that Top Gear episode...

    • @gcl2783
      @gcl2783 3 года назад +42

      Accidental in the legal sense of the term meaning, "entirely intentional but it doesn't matter because I have billions of dollars."

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 3 года назад +2024

    "Hey boss!"
    "Yeah...?"
    "Why did you move your office to the top floor?"
    *stares through the window overlooking the endless red serpent leaving unleashing upon humanity*
    "Because I'm rich"

    • @HippieInHeart
      @HippieInHeart 3 года назад +113

      "hey boss!"
      "yes, what is it?"
      "i'm having to wait in front of a train, is it ok if i don't come to work again?"
      "so you're telling me you want to stay home indefinitely just because you have to wait a few minutes for a train to pass?"
      "you don't understand."

    • @blooperwooper7169
      @blooperwooper7169 3 года назад +18

      i just clicked on this what the hell am
      i going to watch

  • @Henry_D
    @Henry_D 3 года назад +863

    "Why is your HQ so big you only got like 30 employees?"
    "Thats where the train is stored"

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 3 года назад +8

      Everyone: WHAT

    • @xavier6130
      @xavier6130 2 года назад +15

      🎵 *And the train starts coming* 🎵
      🎵 *And it won't stop coming* 🎵

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 2 года назад +11

      "That's where the train's records are stored. We gotta keep a paper-trail, don't we?" ;-)

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 2 года назад +3

      I'm now thinking that I the workers have low quality tiny beds while the train is lying on its side in a massive bed and idk why

    • @gpenn7201
      @gpenn7201 2 года назад +1

      the train is stored in the balls

  • @GrandSupremeDaddyo
    @GrandSupremeDaddyo 3 года назад +933

    I actually thought the length of the train was going to be the exact length of the track making journeys almost instantaneous and creating infinite money.

    • @Shauma_llama
      @Shauma_llama 3 года назад +82

      That's what I wanted to see too. :(

    • @petuska
      @petuska 2 года назад +86

      Same. Quite disappointed I didn't get to see the last car leaving the station... Such a cliff hanger.

    • @PepijndeVos
      @PepijndeVos Год назад +6

      i see i'm not the only one

    • @Tifu77
      @Tifu77 Год назад

      me2, was a bit disappointed at the end.

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 3 года назад +1591

    Eventually, the train circled the whole world simply by size and was later called the Halo Ring by the future citizens.

    • @joxerd
      @joxerd 3 года назад +41

      As long as the flood theme does not begin to be heard, they will be fine.

    • @nope2603
      @nope2603 3 года назад +7

      Who doesn't like universe continuity?

    • @Squid_does_games9638
      @Squid_does_games9638 3 года назад +9

      You should see the train that rt game built in this game
      I believe it was 42 km long

    • @thedarkmonarch
      @thedarkmonarch 3 года назад +4

      *_G I G A T R A I N_*

    • @maltardraco9555
      @maltardraco9555 3 года назад +3

      Reminds me of that dungeon crawler train in Adventure Time that goes in an infinite loop and has no front or back.

  • @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines
    @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 3 года назад +1709

    I heard you have some train traffic 🤔

    • @isaacpowrie465
      @isaacpowrie465 3 года назад +14

      @@thespiffingbrit lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +12

      @@thespiffingbrit I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear brit

    • @jdh9122
      @jdh9122 3 года назад +52

      @@AxxLAfriku ....yes....

    • @bertjanspeedfight2
      @bertjanspeedfight2 3 года назад +33

      Guess he forget bout the roundabouts.

    • @TriggsRiffs
      @TriggsRiffs 3 года назад +16

      Nothing a good oblate trainabout won't fix? :-)

  • @kangke57
    @kangke57 3 года назад +950

    "We're not going to ship coal from this nearby coal mine, we're going to fly it in via an international airport"
    I see Spiff is roleplaying Margaret Thatcher today

    • @phutureproof
      @phutureproof 2 года назад +54

      it's almost as if we sell our own gas and import it from russia right now today, wont last long tho now will it

    • @barrackobama5470
      @barrackobama5470 2 года назад +18

      @@phutureproof oh boy

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 2 года назад +3

      @@phutureproof oooooooooooffffff

    • @Shad0wSnip3d
      @Shad0wSnip3d Год назад +9

      @@phutureproof I’m from 11 months in the future… this joke aged well lmao

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Год назад +5

      I lived in a small town that mailing something to someone else in town, the letter would go to the sorting center two hours away first

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Год назад +74

    I love how the premise was "doing the opposite of what makes money irl" but then immediately went "profits/pollution," and "fuck ethics."

    • @Bananahammock681
      @Bananahammock681 Год назад +4

      @olaftobingz He is beyond our understanding. Ours is not to question but to thumbs up the video and rejoice in the fact we're still alive, allowed to live until such time as our lives serve the greater good... of breaking a game.

    • @sigurdtheblue
      @sigurdtheblue 4 месяца назад

      So no ethics to the premise.

  • @M4lfunc710n5
    @M4lfunc710n5 3 года назад +864

    As a logistics specialist this whole video is real world approved.

    • @Twizted86
      @Twizted86 3 года назад +15

      @MistressYoko We Millenials have a few words already used like "similar" "relatable" or "same" which apparently is what *MOOD* means, because why use words that exist when you can use an existing word and slap a new meaning onto it? This is why the English language is probably the hardest to learn for non-English speakers. Just saying... it was a rhetorical question too; I don't care what you think. 🤣

    • @Jagdpilot
      @Jagdpilot 3 года назад +25

      @@Twizted86 English is a pretty easy to learn syntax with a vast lexicon filling it. It's like it was created for single meanings to change over time. Aka you can be American, visit Britain and don't understand a tad. I love it.

    • @ArmirMitrandir
      @ArmirMitrandir 3 года назад +1

      You really are logistics specialist? What do you do except using Hamilton and Euler algorithms?

    • @M4lfunc710n5
      @M4lfunc710n5 3 года назад +12

      @@ArmirMitrandir Yeah I am. I work for InXpress! We help small to medium sized businesses get cheaper rates and solve their shipping problems.
      We’ve streamlined everything through our portals so we make it easier on ourselves and others!

    • @ArmirMitrandir
      @ArmirMitrandir 3 года назад +2

      @@M4lfunc710n5 How do you aquire information about traffic/shipping lanes/paths? This InXpress is a program that works on grapths and tries to do multi-variable minimization on them based on cost/speed etc?

  • @idontknow898
    @idontknow898 3 года назад +337

    I love the idea that the train is chugging along at 25 km per hour and then at the very last moment once all the cars are out it speeds up to like 100 km per hour for like 10 seconds before slowing down

  • @sorrymabbad
    @sorrymabbad 3 года назад +501

    Spiff: Makes video about transporting goods
    Amazon: Take notes, take notes!

    • @Cpt_Strindberg
      @Cpt_Strindberg 3 года назад +8

      Note one -> have bigger PP than Spiffing Brit.

    • @Eminence_023
      @Eminence_023 3 года назад +4

      I’m sure Amazon is a coffee drinker!

    • @Niskirin
      @Niskirin 3 года назад +1

      I can't decide which one's more villainous though.

    • @benchguy69420
      @benchguy69420 3 года назад +2

      amazon guy: WE NEED BIGGER PP

    • @dantereinhardt6911
      @dantereinhardt6911 3 года назад +1

      @@Eminence_023 With that revenue, I'm sure they have a couple warehouses of just yorkshire tea gold. They are definitely not coffee drinkers.

  • @Kaiju3301
    @Kaiju3301 2 года назад +110

    “It’s not our fault they keep drinking it” the corporate motto of nestle.

  • @Hyena-Princess
    @Hyena-Princess 3 года назад +118

    "It's their fault for living in the path of our international flight airport." Now THAT'S realism!

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 3 года назад +425

    Following the *Geneva Suggestion* and building infrastructure, *True Perfection* !

    • @thomasleyster649
      @thomasleyster649 3 года назад +6

      this seems oddly familiar...

    • @bultwini
      @bultwini 3 года назад +6

      He changed transport fever into a political ideology

    • @negan2714
      @negan2714 3 года назад +15

      "Geneva Suggestion"
      I'm stealing that. Thank you.

    • @PTB_BE
      @PTB_BE 3 года назад +3

      @Ajit Adonis Manilal nah, geneva suggestion. It's a bucketlist

    • @mariot8732
      @mariot8732 3 года назад

      Wait, that is illegal

  • @Viper40758
    @Viper40758 3 года назад +357

    Spiff trying to read Bi-level as billy-veal was hilarious

  • @jacobb8531
    @jacobb8531 3 года назад +1234

    Ah yes the traditional British town of..
    *T w a t t i n g t o n*

    • @LMixir
      @LMixir 3 года назад +27

      I broke down laughing. Every... Single... Time.

    • @ALifeOfWine
      @ALifeOfWine 3 года назад +37

      There's a Twattingstone in Suffolk.

    • @piazzollalucagordon4149
      @piazzollalucagordon4149 3 года назад +4

      As an Italian I'm VERY interested in a B&B solution there :D

    • @eaglerage76
      @eaglerage76 3 года назад +1

      Dude there is a town in America called Richmond

    • @urbypilot2136
      @urbypilot2136 3 года назад

      I really LOL'd on that one!

  • @zombehnashun
    @zombehnashun 3 года назад +277

    If the Spiffing Brit ever becomes the CEO of EA or Activision, we'll all be screwed.

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 3 года назад +28

      By the looks of it.. he alredy is

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 года назад +7

      NO, we will be all good!

    • @soylent_brown4456
      @soylent_brown4456 3 года назад +15

      @@HanSolo__ Only the first 10,000 people who like the video of it.

    • @koenvandamme6901
      @koenvandamme6901 3 года назад +6

      He's actually consulting for EA. Everyone knows consultants get more money for less work.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 3 года назад +2

      Will we though? I don't think he can do much worse

  • @AzureIV
    @AzureIV 3 года назад +751

    "I love money, but I hate the environment."
    Sounds like real life companies.

    • @franciscohughes1757
      @franciscohughes1757 3 года назад +25

      And most governments

    • @HugoWiffen
      @HugoWiffen 3 года назад +18

      They don't hate the environment... they just like money wayyyyyyy more

    • @FromNothingComesNothing
      @FromNothingComesNothing 2 года назад +1

      Spoken like a true capitalist

    • @awakeandwatching953
      @awakeandwatching953 2 года назад

      @@FromNothingComesNothing only if you buy co2 actually effects the environment.... of course no one seems to care about all the other toxic chemical being dumped on us because normal people dont produce those so lets blame the one thing that is a natural by product of human activity... and dont look up Malthus over population theory or the WEF

    • @joshuablackmon939
      @joshuablackmon939 2 года назад

      @@FromNothingComesNothing I am a true capitalist

  • @MisterTwitty
    @MisterTwitty 2 года назад +29

    Spiff: Seeing 18
    Also spiff: “oh yeah that’s nice 17”

  • @Hrafnskald
    @Hrafnskald 3 года назад +362

    21:05 People dying of old age in a years-long queue. Most British Thing Ever. Must get the Royal Boffins to work on this problem at once.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 3 года назад +12

      It's so British I had to check the Atlantic just to make sure that the British Empire hadn't been restored.

    • @coreytaggart128
      @coreytaggart128 3 года назад +7

      25km train traveling 21km/h how long did they sit there?

    • @chicxulub2947
      @chicxulub2947 3 года назад +1

      @@StarboyXL9 While that he makes real money out of playing a game where he makes money hahahahha WTF is this? Maybe this is the most British thing ever!

    • @WadeWilsonDP
      @WadeWilsonDP 3 года назад +1

      @@coreytaggart128 It seems like only an hour and 20mins right?

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю 2 года назад

      Probably that is because of pollution?

  • @BlackTempleGaurdian
    @BlackTempleGaurdian 3 года назад +497

    I don't care what the content is, if it's Spiffing Brit, it's good.
    Hello algorithm.

  • @Taiyama2
    @Taiyama2 3 года назад +122

    Spiff has created Jormungandr, the World Serpent, in train form. I'm kind of terrified.

  • @aurum4915
    @aurum4915 2 года назад +33

    I love how some people who have never seen spiff before would watch this as their first experience of spiff and be treated to baby seal clubbing jokes every five seconds

  • @jonerikson5925
    @jonerikson5925 3 года назад +36

    When the game tries to crash and Spiff just responds with, "My PC has no exploits and is perfectly balanced"

  • @adamdriver9055
    @adamdriver9055 3 года назад +161

    "Not going to cover the operating cost of dead puppies" - Spiff
    Well... that's a thing

  • @SomeOne-vf1rs
    @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 года назад +99

    I can imagine the mega train accidentally being super efficient: If the train is stocked automatically when you get to a stop, then you can bring passengers from one side of the map to the other basically instantly.

    • @aslandus
      @aslandus 3 года назад +60

      At some point, it stops being a train and just becomes a very long, very expensive covered tunnel

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 3 года назад +20

      That'd actually be interesting to test. Pity he didn't wait for the train to arrive.

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 3 года назад +1

      I done that in lokomotion. Turnes out that the devs thought of that and hardcoded a maximum top speed .

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 3 года назад

      Also worh saying is that a station can be made incedebly long with a few tricks, the game claim maximum length is 480 meter, i chesed it to over 600, then with a few tricks conect it to a truck stop 100 meters more of. Having the truck running a 50m circle delviering coal 700 meters.
      Of cause one dont get payed for the beamed coal, but it can be ised to bring two coal patches together that is not that close.

    • @Veloxyll
      @Veloxyll 3 года назад +8

      @@countluke2334 If you noticed, he didn't make the return track, the train was stuck.

  • @skrounst
    @skrounst 3 года назад +70

    I was already laughing at the very British town names... Then "Twattington" came on screen and I wasn't a functioning human being for about 3 minutes. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @garrettvenn9022
    @garrettvenn9022 Год назад +13

    What I found funniest in this video is that Spiff has never heard the word "bi-level" before.
    "The billaveal car" 🤣

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba Год назад +2

      Other than a few experiments back in the day we can’t run bi-level coaches in the UK because they don’t fit into our Victorian-era loading gauge 😢

  • @MrPokoloco
    @MrPokoloco 3 года назад +31

    I love how the train breaks physics and gets generated from a tiny building.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 2 года назад +2

      That depot is probably mostly underground, and all the wagons are using an elevator (or a few of 'em) to ground-level and getting attached to the train at just the right moment to be able to go out the door when they're supposed to. xD

  • @anamoyeee
    @anamoyeee 3 года назад +210

    Legends say people are still waiting in the railway crossing

    • @gavril1436
      @gavril1436 3 года назад +2

      I don't think that one's a legend though... maybe a tourist attraction?

    • @Odinfrost
      @Odinfrost 3 года назад +5

      That legend is bogus because everyone starved to death years ago.

  • @gentlemanborg6348
    @gentlemanborg6348 3 года назад +31

    Started with Con Air. Finished with Snowpiercer.
    *sips tea*
    Excellent...

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 3 года назад +166

    we need a video of Spiff detailing the top 10-20 worst things he ever created in his videos.

    • @bitingapotato3277
      @bitingapotato3277 3 года назад +18

      Seymore Clevarge, High Quality Organ Co., That time he tried to sink the world by raising the oceans in Civ 6, Every single Tropico video ever, That time Reanu Keeves paralyzed everyone in Skyrim, That time Norway took over Europe like an untreated cancer, and let's not forget that time that he created a ridiculous army of people all posting SEO terms in the comments section. And also Seymore Clevarge.

    • @storymaster21
      @storymaster21 3 года назад +12

      @@bitingapotato3277 what about sanic skyrim and the time he killed an entire prison 10x over to make a tea farm? I mean, the fact that we can even name this many things means we need a video where he just lists the top 10 best and top 10 worst things he ever made in his gaming videos.

    • @why9078
      @why9078 3 года назад +3

      @@bitingapotato3277 and that time he annexed scotland with a bunch of strangers

    • @telekinetique
      @telekinetique 3 года назад

      @@bitingapotato3277 and what about the time where he researched the entire tech tree in one turn?

  • @Archgeek0
    @Archgeek0 3 года назад +8

    This has made me realize that "Geneva Suggestion" stands among the best possible names for a Colossus craft in Stellaris.

  • @118luke
    @118luke 3 года назад +23

    I really was expecting you to name that train line HS2. So many similarities!
    The Insane costs and wrecking the countryside were right on point!

  • @Flooofyghost
    @Flooofyghost 3 года назад +142

    Snowpiercer: *exists*
    Spiff: hold my tea

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 3 года назад +2

      Snowpiercer is actually running from MegaTrain.

    • @sebastianmitderaxt203
      @sebastianmitderaxt203 3 года назад +3

      actually, snowpiercer is 20 cars longer than Megatrain.

    • @shadowkid3203
      @shadowkid3203 3 года назад

      I was going to comment that lol

    • @zocker20208
      @zocker20208 3 года назад

      *yorkshire tea

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 3 года назад +43

    The spiffing Brit just became the Nestle of transportation

    • @RevanRA
      @RevanRA 2 года назад +2

      The difference here is that I couldn't bring myself to hate Spiff.

  • @alexdeville1248
    @alexdeville1248 3 года назад +214

    This is like Snowpiercer but the train actually causes the global meltdown.

    • @wiill_fletch
      @wiill_fletch 3 года назад +8

      I respect a snowpiercer reference

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 3 года назад +3

      So basically Snowpeircer?

    • @wiill_fletch
      @wiill_fletch 3 года назад

      @@Tester-sh1mn in what way does snowpiercer cause the global meltdown?

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 3 года назад

      @@wiill_fletch I don't remember much of it but wasn't it the badguy who purposely made the train and destroyed the world so he could have his own dictatorship? If that is true and im not talking out of my ass, it could be considered that the train is *technically* the cause for the melt down.

    • @wiill_fletch
      @wiill_fletch 3 года назад +7

      @@Tester-sh1mn Basically Wilford was a billionaire long before the freeze. And when the worlds leaders decided to release the endothermic missile to cool the earth which brought about the freeze, he knew what would happen and built what seemed like a form of Noah’s ark to save humanity. But in reality he built his vision of what he could use as a kingdom for him to dictate on train tracks. But basically the both the train and Mr Wilson never had anything to do with the freeze, he just uses it as a way for him to build snow piercer. He does however in season 2 cover up the fact that the earth is warming again because he doesn’t want people to be able to leave the train and his tyrannical rule.

  • @BunkerFox
    @BunkerFox 2 года назад +8

    I like it when he gets excited and his normal accent starts coming through

  • @markkautzman7171
    @markkautzman7171 3 года назад +104

    So by that transport logic, if you made a round trip line that had a train extend the full length of the line, would it technically travel like 3 meters, then deliver people at instantaneous rates making tons of money?

  • @lamakingtv8912
    @lamakingtv8912 3 года назад +294

    The fact that he puts his own watermark on stock images
    Just perfect

    • @thestigsdutchcousin
      @thestigsdutchcousin 3 года назад +9

      Perfectly balanced.

    • @PopeMical
      @PopeMical 3 года назад +25

      @Ajit Adonis Manilal Spiff was actually the one who was exploited by stock photo websites.

    • @MrAlex173
      @MrAlex173 3 года назад +47

      Spiff had to buy the photos which removed the copyright of the site and the audience wanted the copyright stock photos back so he made custom ones with his own spiff co on them, he mentions it in a earlier video a year or two ago

    • @MrCODEmaster00
      @MrCODEmaster00 3 года назад +17

      @@MrAlex173 *Even though Spiff ordered the photos he had to remove the PhotoStock/Shutterstock/etc. branding.
      (I mean to say he didn't buy them because he broke copyright, he already had right to use, the photo company just of course doesn't want their branding on a content creator they don't know/can't control within contract of what that content creator uploads/says.)

    • @kirbykilledgod
      @kirbykilledgod 3 года назад

      @@MrAlex173 can you link the vid I knew that it happened I just want to know his response

  • @callsign_kiwi915
    @callsign_kiwi915 3 года назад +57

    0:45 hearing spiff casually say "yeet" in his majestic, posh, perfectly British voice gives me a tingling feeling I can't get from anywhere else

  • @jascha5303
    @jascha5303 3 года назад +59

    Imagine being a passenger in the last wagon of that train...
    You'd basically have to walk 26 km to the first wagon just to exit it at the station.

  • @reisshazell1158
    @reisshazell1158 3 года назад +7

    'Royal Tunbridge Wells' what a beautiful town, live right next to in real life aha, so weird to hear and see it in this game

  • @gregorlemberger4573
    @gregorlemberger4573 3 года назад +82

    Absolutely brilliant content. Laughed my ass of, hilarious. Would be great if you had the possibility to build a water company. After you polluted the river's, you sell them drinking water for an exorbitant expensive price and compensate the train.

    • @jonerikson5925
      @jonerikson5925 3 года назад +11

      *Nestlé water taking notes*

    • @vydave
      @vydave 2 года назад +2

      *gasps, He is the chosen one!*

  • @Charlie-js8rj
    @Charlie-js8rj 3 года назад +16

    "Ethics Rulebook for Making Profits"
    I thought that was a myth, like Santa or games being completed when they're released.
    Soon you're going to tell me that my surprise mechanics are loot boxes, this is ridiculous

  • @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm
    @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm 3 года назад +31

    "it's January 17th year 2000"
    It's happening, boys and girls! SpiffCo starts working on breaking the calendar itself! Can't wait for the youtube clip about that one, gonna be epic!

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 3 года назад +3

      Caesar already exploited the calendar back in 44BC :)

  • @themightyquinnm190
    @themightyquinnm190 3 года назад +45

    Those people in the queue…
    The train was still leaving the station after 4 years…

  • @Dampfaeus
    @Dampfaeus 3 года назад +4

    Spiff: We love money and we hate the environment
    Economics Professor / CEO's: *secretly taking notes*

  • @Promethium666
    @Promethium666 Год назад +1

    Out of all the TT videos ive watched of yours this one is the best, a 27km long train just made me lose it and spit tea all over my keyboard. welldone spiff.

  • @Guntyr2
    @Guntyr2 3 года назад +79

    That's it, Spiff has become a Captain Planet villain.

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 года назад +6

      Just waiting on a guy with a green mullet to show up and punch him

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon 3 года назад +4

      @@michellewilt4479 Spiff is too powerful, thanks to Yorkshire tea.

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 года назад +1

      @@GabrielArchon ah the best kind of Captain Planet villain...

    • @koenvandamme6901
      @koenvandamme6901 3 года назад

      10 bucks says Lewis will get the green mullet.

    • @kapriolenpfeifer
      @kapriolenpfeifer 3 года назад

      .. named Bill Laveel

  • @mlmubaldo
    @mlmubaldo 3 года назад +52

    The snowpiercer prequel I didn't know I needed

  • @stoopidloopid
    @stoopidloopid 3 года назад +19

    Bilevel... Bi-level. I laughed that hard I nearly dropped my Garibaldi in my PG tips....

  • @sirbinky3596
    @sirbinky3596 3 года назад +10

    I loved this video I was laughing so hard at multiple points. The queuing cars was so brutal.

  • @Dxm2000andNinju
    @Dxm2000andNinju 3 года назад +1

    As the train starts its journey, and I can't help but imagine Spiff's computer crying out in agony: "I hope you saved Spiff... Please tell me you saved."
    As it slowly reveals it's length and majesty, devouring lives and the environment: [With glee] "It has come! The snake that devours the world!"
    Too bad you didn't name it Nidhogg/Jörmungandr/Ouroboros/etc (yes, I've heard they don't actually swallow the world, that's most just TV versions of said myths, but still, they are fitting names in one way or another ^^)

  • @geralt7144
    @geralt7144 3 года назад +80

    The more tea you drink, the more PP you produce.

  • @duo60692
    @duo60692 3 года назад +28

    Some say that train is still running to this very day...
    *this will get funnier as time goes on*

  • @LiMaMuFu
    @LiMaMuFu 3 года назад +86

    We need a crossover with "Let's game it out" and "Spiffing Brit"

    • @SirJorb
      @SirJorb 3 года назад +12

      You're messing with forces you don't understand here! The world isn't ready for such a thing!

    • @MrAssett1
      @MrAssett1 3 года назад +1

      Please

    • @primaroxas
      @primaroxas 3 года назад +1

      Yeeessss

    • @seiji9073
      @seiji9073 3 года назад +2

      @@SirJorb them in the same lobby of any game would crash it immediately

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 года назад +2

      And add GrayStillPlay

  • @matthewobrien6802
    @matthewobrien6802 3 года назад +15

    This is like the opposite of Ben Shapiro. Spiffing Brit destroys facts and logic with global warming arguments!

  • @someolfellow1094
    @someolfellow1094 3 года назад +3

    I honestly just love how most if not all of Spiffs content is just satire of big corporations and governments.

  • @Scampcam
    @Scampcam 3 года назад +35

    Spiff: "I'm bored. Let's make literal snowpiercer."

  • @danielschroedinger2090
    @danielschroedinger2090 3 года назад +18

    The sequel to "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride" i didn't know i needed.

  • @Davros-vi4qg
    @Davros-vi4qg 3 года назад +13

    Live, love, birth, grieve, love, birth, die. All whilst a feckin’ train goes by!

  • @warrabbit123
    @warrabbit123 3 года назад +3

    I work for my states transportation department, and I can safely say your strategy is worlds ahead of anything we do.

  • @deviantfeet1628
    @deviantfeet1628 3 года назад

    Oh man... You are litteraly hurting me. I mean I have to take a break every min to breath, and calm down, as I'm crying so much watching this than my chest hurts badly... That train with people waiting to cross took me out... Thanks for that moment

  • @DwarfElvishDiplomacy
    @DwarfElvishDiplomacy 3 года назад +20

    That the engine can handle things like that is actually impressive

  • @schlabber9677
    @schlabber9677 3 года назад +6

    The Spiffing Brit, a trustworthy subject to the crown and therefor complety safe for being in charge of the entire british nuclear arsenal.

  • @TheRandomSpectator
    @TheRandomSpectator 3 года назад +9

    19:28 "Pain is now playing CSGO"
    Yeah, relatable

  • @augiedoggie389
    @augiedoggie389 3 года назад +14

    Never realized why countries would use coal as fuel, because of emissions. But this video just made me realize why... $65 a ton!!!!! That’s bananas! I’m literally going to my car from internal combustion to steam boiler😂

  • @MalcolmAkner
    @MalcolmAkner 2 года назад +4

    Your stuff is so consistently hilarious, the dying in the car by the never ending train dystopia had me laughing in tears 😂

  • @wastelandwanderer9491
    @wastelandwanderer9491 3 года назад +27

    The Spiff Controller playing with his trains. Tea time.

  • @tando6266
    @tando6266 3 года назад +19

    That train is still more profitable then the hyperloop.

  • @christophemalgouyres
    @christophemalgouyres 3 года назад +26

    Here is the story of how the Galaxy Express 999 started.

  • @pomf666
    @pomf666 День назад

    Staying in queue until literal death is the most realistic British part of this entire video.

  • @chrisstopher2277
    @chrisstopher2277 Год назад

    Your mouse and clicking sound really makes it feel like we're playing together but I have no choices. It's lovely.

  • @Hrafnskald
    @Hrafnskald 3 года назад +4

    5:08 "We're just going to slap down a gigantic airport in the location that causes the most disturbance."
    Achievement unlocked: Heathrow Approves. Wendover Productions denounces Spiffing Brit. :)

  • @Chaos_Rando
    @Chaos_Rando 3 года назад +20

    "Twattington, paradise is here, where are you?"

    • @gordonmcneill1659
      @gordonmcneill1659 3 года назад +1

      Stuck in traffic waiting for the Mega Train to pass.

  • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
    @lazergurka-smerlin6561 3 года назад +19

    At this point spiff can just imagine a game having a certain exploit, and then it will have said exploit

  • @overfailed3639
    @overfailed3639 3 года назад +3

    You know, the local building companies and therefore the local economy really benefitted actually from the whole building. New infrastructure is great! So Spiff very much helped the society as far as making some people a lot of money!

  • @StrapMerf
    @StrapMerf 2 года назад +1

    The beauty in generating so much pollution, is that plants need co2 to grow, so the more planes shipping coal to burn the more TEA we can grow....it's a win win

  • @WesAndRuss
    @WesAndRuss 3 года назад +4

    2:15 this is how Spiffonomics works, you just say the date is one day before and you get one extra free day to make money

  • @decarey3339
    @decarey3339 3 года назад +19

    Me: *clubs the like button for a share*
    And my parents say I’m not planning for my retirement. Those fools.

  • @bostonmeadhorn4897
    @bostonmeadhorn4897 3 года назад +9

    Came for the perfectly balanced, stayed for the baby seal clubbing

  • @smeghead0
    @smeghead0 3 года назад +7

    "never forget, Trees are the REAL Enemy" - Kathryn of Skye

  • @ha7vds
    @ha7vds 3 года назад +1

    "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. In a few moments, we will be passing by the two most famous signs in the EU. On your left is the 'Yorkshire Tea' sign, and on your left is the giant 'Twat' sign lmao"

  • @AedanTheGrey
    @AedanTheGrey 3 года назад +17

    The worst part about these videos is how true to life they are for actual billionaires

  • @Kapolio
    @Kapolio 3 года назад +4

    when i watch videos on RUclips what I want was an escape from reality, this is in fact quite real

  • @nschwarts
    @nschwarts 3 года назад +26

    "TRANSPORT TYCOON IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME"
    >Plays Transport Fever 2

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 Год назад

    There are people who make a living hunting seals.
    But I think it was green peace who did the baby seal clubbing to demonize those hunters.
    Outside that I really enjoyed your video. The Mega Train is unstoppable.

  • @iamjafooli
    @iamjafooli 3 года назад

    This was my favourite video for quite a while. Actual tears. So much laughter. That train was A+

  • @timhalliday5839
    @timhalliday5839 3 года назад +12

    There's a new promotion on Doritos where you can win £10, £20 or £100 and the details you need to enter are all on the outside of the packaging. It's another Pringles offer all over again

  • @Kombatjack_
    @Kombatjack_ 3 года назад +7

    I’m always here for the early likes so that I have protection from whatever nightmare entity you release into the universe.

  • @RaphYkun
    @RaphYkun 3 года назад +46

    I would like to point out that this profile pic hasn't changed in years.

  • @douggale5962
    @douggale5962 3 года назад +5

    They did a beautiful job implementing generating the bridge.

  • @Patrone68
    @Patrone68 3 года назад

    LOL, you're sick. I liked the animations of some of the classic gifs :D

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  • @kirkb0t
    @kirkb0t 3 года назад +6

    16:30 hmmm a double decker train. So like two levels... bilevel... I wonder what that could mean

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz 3 года назад +36

    You said you didn’t want to start in America, but then you just made it.

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 3 года назад +1

      He focused all the PP into Europe and look what happened

  • @doondoon859
    @doondoon859 3 года назад +7

    "Do you love clubbing baby seals?"
    Nene fans do not...

  • @Shauma_llama
    @Shauma_llama 3 года назад

    My most profitable somewhat serious game of Transport Fever was the one where I built no ships, no planes, and no trains. Horse carts gave way to trucks, roads were paved, and that was it. Hundreds of trucks. The performance of the game suffered a bit, but the dirt-cheap cost to run trucks without the over-head of trains worked great.

  • @neolithiumproduction
    @neolithiumproduction 3 года назад +1

    This episode alone is why we all love you so darn much. xD