Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Startup Company is a fantastic game dev tycoon game / web dev tycoon game where you get to manage and expand your own startup company and develop the worlds next hit start-up website ideas! Now there is a correct way to play a software and development company simulation and release your very own websites and compete against other companies. We however have the advantage of the infinite money glitch to give us a bit of a big advantage. So today The Spiffing Brit will be discovering if Startup Company is a perfectly balanced game or if the Scamming only challenge which causes an infinite money glitch is overpowered. So sit back relax and enjoy this funny montage of a mad english chap as he exploits games for your entertainment.
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Spiffing Brit Crusader By - @Jes_Draws
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    title: Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch
    Last Dev Exploit Video: Software Inc IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - GAME DEV = Infinite Money Glitch
    #funny #montage #Exploit

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Skylarking2013
    @Skylarking2013 3 года назад +1080

    could you imagine how confused the employees at trickstart would be after putting in no effort and surging the company to the fortune 500

    • @None_NoneType
      @None_NoneType 3 года назад +90

      That is a good point, you clever person

    • @seb_fancysheep
      @seb_fancysheep 2 года назад +41

      I like the colors of your profile picture. A very good choice.

    • @LocalHolehead
      @LocalHolehead 2 года назад

      Gaysex, my good chap.

    • @michaelf.2449
      @michaelf.2449 2 года назад +38

      @@None_NoneType
      "What do you do?
      I'm not actually sure"

    • @GoofyGoober12345
      @GoofyGoober12345 2 года назад +6

      Interesting perspective good sir

  • @lucasmartin6335
    @lucasmartin6335 4 года назад +2244

    "Chris Roberts isn't made out of money, he is made out of loans" God damn that hit me hard

    • @alphahawk325
      @alphahawk325 4 года назад +53

      Are you having a good day

    • @jrrootbeer6336
      @jrrootbeer6336 4 года назад +55

      Complement

    • @thrwawyacct
      @thrwawyacct 4 года назад +26

      At least you're not paying 40% interest on a 1 year loan of peanuts, like this fucking game has going on. If only we could all pull stunts like The Spiffing Brit in real life...

    • @georgejuddgj
      @georgejuddgj 4 года назад +7

      nice comment

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 года назад +7

      You make incredible tea.

  • @austinblackburn8095
    @austinblackburn8095 2 года назад +409

    This isn't even an exploit it's how the actual start up economy works in real life.

  • @mikestone6026
    @mikestone6026 4 года назад +414

    I JUST REALIZED! This is basically what Homer did in that Simpsons episode where he made a website. It did literally nothing and then he got bought out by Bill Gates.

  • @OzzyDaGoat15
    @OzzyDaGoat15 3 года назад +195

    I still find it funny how TSB replaced the crappy watermarks from the stockphotos sites with his own

    • @TheNormalToast
      @TheNormalToast 3 года назад +16

      Yeah lol (here’s a compliment while I’m at it)

    • @pileoweirdness
      @pileoweirdness 2 года назад +6

      I'm not fully convinced that he hadn't just shot the photos himself, just to save the trouble of removing the stock design

    • @notalostnumber8660
      @notalostnumber8660 2 года назад +22

      Considering stock photos are very cheap (a few cents really), I wouldn't be surprised if he bought the rights to the non watermark version and then added his own

    • @psyneur9182
      @psyneur9182 2 года назад +13

      I'm guessing he buys the photos (to avoid any legal issues) and then adds his watermark on them for the stolen stock photo aesthetic.

    • @brittanyjohnston8575
      @brittanyjohnston8575 2 года назад +1

      Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

  • @aintheidot9111
    @aintheidot9111 4 года назад +186

    23:06 just to clarify things spiff, 234 ms is 0.234 seconds, not 2.34 seconds. Because milli means 1/1000th.

    • @Samopesh
      @Samopesh 3 года назад +23

      Thank you for clarifying, I didn’t know that and now I know something new thank you I hope you have a nice day🙂

    • @randomgamerperson4042
      @randomgamerperson4042 3 года назад +1

      i like your clothes

    • @webcrawler8244
      @webcrawler8244 3 года назад +1

      I thimk he meant to say kilosecond

    • @PsychOsmosis
      @PsychOsmosis 2 года назад +6

      @@webcrawler8244 That would be deciseconds. 2.34 deciseconds. Pretty sure I'm now in a quite exclusive club of people that ever used this unit of measurement.

    • @samvimes9510
      @samvimes9510 2 года назад +4

      No no, it's megaseconds. The response time isn't 2 seconds, it's 2¹⁰ seconds because the server is running off a dial-up connection.

  • @ArthurLorente
    @ArthurLorente 4 года назад +142

    I have backed this Star Citizen and this video attacked myself personally in so many levels
    10/10

    • @chaserowe6439
      @chaserowe6439 4 года назад +22

      im sorry, this is a lovely comment would you like a cup of tea

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 4 года назад +12

      It’s okay you fantastic person, have some tea.

    • @curtgavin7845
      @curtgavin7845 4 года назад +4

      I'm so proud of you for that glorious comment, if your ever in need of tea you know where to find me

    • @Unasinni
      @Unasinni 4 года назад

      A warm cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold available from me to you for your comfort in those difficult times.

    • @danishgoose13
      @danishgoose13 4 года назад +1

      Yeah feels bad when you're 2070 super cant run the game above 3 fps bc optimization am I right???

  • @silverhawk2291
    @silverhawk2291 4 года назад +40

    Next week's headlines " Chris Roberts sells Star Citizen to Microsoft"

  • @niall21
    @niall21 4 года назад +49

    Spiff: Metric system is the only one that makes sense
    Also Spiff: 200 ms is 2 seconds.

  • @megumugi8620
    @megumugi8620 3 года назад +3

    I love how almost every comment has a compliment bellow it

    • @TheNinjaBA
      @TheNinjaBA 3 года назад

      And now you do too good citizen. May I offer you a cup of tea in this trying time?

    • @megumugi8620
      @megumugi8620 3 года назад

      @@TheNinjaBA Oh Thank you for this lovely cup of tea. I hope you enjoy your beautiful (Atleast i hope its beautiful) Days of living.

  • @jacobsweetser1878
    @jacobsweetser1878 4 года назад +6

    Just wanted to let you know that I procured some delicious Yorkshire Gold™ tea because of you, surprised we had it in the States at all.

    • @5stringsire
      @5stringsire 4 года назад +2

      Your taste of beverage is admirable!

  • @AB-gj8re
    @AB-gj8re 4 года назад +4

    A new video 7 seconds ago? Fantastic

  • @TGC1775
    @TGC1775 4 года назад +32

    A jib at “Star Citizen” nice.

  • @hautboiz
    @hautboiz 3 года назад +1

    This might be the most wholesome commmentsection in the universe

    • @BeardedSaiyajin
      @BeardedSaiyajin 3 года назад +1

      You're a fantastic person, loved the kazoo vids you made

  • @listenbornaby447
    @listenbornaby447 4 года назад +4

    Spiff just trashtalking the whole industry for thirty minutes

  • @trainman2226
    @trainman2226 4 года назад +5

    Who wants some tea? We don’t want any of you want to go thirsty in the lockdown!

  • @CitizenTechTalk
    @CitizenTechTalk 4 года назад +1

    Simply ingenious sir! Fantastic video!!

    • @zieba6245
      @zieba6245 4 года назад +1

      Citizen Tech Talk Splendid comment sir!

    • @CitizenTechTalk
      @CitizenTechTalk 4 года назад

      @@zieba6245 😊😂

  • @PhysPushscale
    @PhysPushscale 4 года назад +8

    Todd Howard would be a more fitting name :D
    "It just works"

  • @anorakz9576
    @anorakz9576 3 года назад +1

    “Paywall for our best films” you’ve obviously never seen nullan

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 года назад +6

    Chris's
    Repeatable
    Accurate
    Profits
    A great system

  • @ZombieSlayerN05
    @ZombieSlayerN05 4 года назад +2

    17:51 Dr Scamuel Hayden: "the longer the website is on earth, the stronger it becomes"

    • @The_Missingnumber
      @The_Missingnumber 4 года назад +2

      I really like your comment, as it reflect well on your humor. Good one :D

    • @thedanation
      @thedanation 3 года назад +1

      Brilliant, would you like a cup of coffee? I’m American

    • @ZombieSlayerN05
      @ZombieSlayerN05 3 года назад

      @@thedanation I'm American as well but I'm not much of a coffee person 😆

  • @Kidgermodsout
    @Kidgermodsout 4 года назад +16

    It’s all good and fun until you realize Prawn hub exists

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 4 года назад +5

      Is it a site for viewing and/or purchasing prawns?

    • @kored8688
      @kored8688 4 года назад

      Great comment!!

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 года назад

      compliment

  • @yousefalabdulghani5309
    @yousefalabdulghani5309 3 года назад +2

    Spiff: wabam, wabam, now we theoretically have 1.7 users,
    Me and my Siamese twin: this looks like a jobe for m-us-e, us a job for us

    • @toasterdave2435
      @toasterdave2435 3 года назад

      You seem like a nice person, want a cup of tea?

  • @Erwoul
    @Erwoul 4 года назад +1

    There's some high pitched fuckery going on, I kept thinking my cpu fans were fucking up

    • @SaphDegatzlXl
      @SaphDegatzlXl 3 года назад

      Oof. I hope things got better, you deserve good things.

  • @blufox9000
    @blufox9000 4 года назад +3

    This is the early 2000s in a nutshell.

    • @heavencanceller1863
      @heavencanceller1863 4 года назад +1

      This is what I was born into. also, a compliment for you good sir

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 4 года назад +1

      @@heavencanceller1863 I have yet to receive one thumbs up for this comment

  • @erwintesla
    @erwintesla 4 года назад +12

    I'm American and even I think all games should default to Celsius/Metric.

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 4 года назад +1

      A complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 года назад +1

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @handyman7119
      @handyman7119 4 года назад

      I agree 👍

    • @XannisV
      @XannisV 4 года назад +1

      Ah, I see you are a sausage of culture as well.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 года назад

      ew

  • @EUSilverleaf
    @EUSilverleaf Год назад

    "Welcome to TrickStarter".
    Damn, Spiff. Even 2 years ago your puns were appallingly good.

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross Год назад +1

      Your punctuation is perfection.

  • @deamonengineer6107
    @deamonengineer6107 4 года назад

    1:14 the flag Sir, is upside down. no tea for a day

  • @RudeDudeKB
    @RudeDudeKB 4 года назад +13

    I felt bad when Organs 4 U became so big. I imagined a lot of desperate families trying to get organs for dying loved ones. :'(

    • @mewhen9152
      @mewhen9152 4 года назад +1

      You're a good person

    • @Mr-Money01
      @Mr-Money01 4 года назад +1

      You’re a good person X infinity

    • @jasontaemon8598
      @jasontaemon8598 4 года назад +1

      Sad, but all too accurate. Great comment.

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 4 года назад +1

      your a nice lad

    • @RudeDudeKB
      @RudeDudeKB 4 года назад

      Don't get me wrong, I still laughed my ass off throughout the video. XD

  • @DandyDonut1
    @DandyDonut1 2 месяца назад

    Never felt so bad about being in the chairman's club....

  • @TheGreyKami
    @TheGreyKami Год назад +1

    God, Spiff ripping on Skype, meanwhile two years later im still using it at work.
    I work for the USA government.

  • @kamarularifinramli3682
    @kamarularifinramli3682 7 месяцев назад

    Carefull Chriss Roberts. The beekeeper Jason Statham going to get you 😂

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 4 года назад +2

    19:03 "How many lungs are too many?"
    *laugh in Space Marine*

    • @pumpkin5379
      @pumpkin5379 4 года назад

      I hope you're having a good day

  • @BEYONDTHESPIDERFILMS
    @BEYONDTHESPIDERFILMS 4 года назад

    I love the shade towards SC lol If anyone don't know what's up, Down the Rabbit Hole did a great documentary on it.

    • @smplytx
      @smplytx 3 года назад

      you said it 👍🏻

  • @P0w_art
    @P0w_art 4 года назад +28

    Insert funny comment based of the video that I haven't watched yet

  • @duxlupin1896
    @duxlupin1896 2 года назад

    Lol 2 years later and the jokes about star citizen still apply. Just died walking down some stairs.

    • @angelolego387
      @angelolego387 2 года назад

      Oh no! Would you like a cup of tea in this trying time?
      Maybe it will revive you.

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 4 года назад

    Galaxy Citizen: Sites so nice, you'll buy them twice.

  • @detsllh2995
    @detsllh2995 Год назад

    2 years later. My 1st time I am seeing this and man this just even funnier

  • @sugocybe
    @sugocybe 4 года назад

    Chris Robert's Accelerated Profits is a good alternative name for the model

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +4451

    Like it or not, this is what peak capitalism looks like.

    • @TheDJayblue
      @TheDJayblue 4 года назад +201

      I compliment your comment. Nice comment 👍

    • @DaroriDerEinzige
      @DaroriDerEinzige 4 года назад +55

      Nice Comment!

    • @MrBlazenstein
      @MrBlazenstein 4 года назад +82

      What a wonderful comment. Would you like a cup of Yorkshire tea?

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 4 года назад +15

      Nice comment.

    • @rob5795
      @rob5795 4 года назад +13

      @@TheDJayblue I compliment your compliment

  • @ApexBrachydios
    @ApexBrachydios 3 года назад +2688

    I love how you did legally distinct names for everything and then just "Skype"

    • @realtissaye
      @realtissaye 3 года назад +105

      @@platypus6810 Of course good sir; I would love one!

    • @shadowranger5907
      @shadowranger5907 3 года назад +45

      This Video is worth more than Skype lol

    • @randomgamerperson4042
      @randomgamerperson4042 3 года назад +13

      you have nice hair today

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 3 года назад +35

      Skype can use all the advertising it can get.

    • @SlartiBartfast2469
      @SlartiBartfast2469 3 года назад +7

      @@randomgamerperson4042 no u

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 4 года назад +3649

    Trickstarter: Like Kickstarter, but more honest.

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato 4 года назад +98

      A complement

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 4 года назад +44

      A complement

    • @phil5592
      @phil5592 4 года назад +23

      Excellent, well done you beautiful sausage x

    • @isaacouellette8891
      @isaacouellette8891 4 года назад +30

      @@pure_potato Compliment to the compliment

    • @Carahan
      @Carahan 4 года назад +12

      Or Delaystarter

  • @TheWOOFinator1337
    @TheWOOFinator1337 4 года назад +757

    "Twatch is under a DDoS attack", no I think that's just the people trying to log in to your -1 servers.

    • @ebentually
      @ebentually 4 года назад +55

      Yes, I think, that's an excellent observation.

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 4 года назад +17

      Ah very good comment. Have a cup of tea

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 года назад +10

      You make incredible tea.

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger 4 года назад +555

    this documentary is terrifyingly accurate .

    • @hessmess7761
      @hessmess7761 4 года назад +25

      I like the sound of your typing

    • @Jonas-fr3yd
      @Jonas-fr3yd 4 года назад +6

      You are right! If it was anyone to get it right, it was you. You beautiful person.

    • @TobiasKremer
      @TobiasKremer 4 года назад +4

      SpiffCo documentaries are more accurate then reality!

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 года назад +1

      compliment

    • @Flemdragon
      @Flemdragon 4 года назад +1

      You want some tea?

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 года назад +944

    Damn Spiff, how did you find Microsoft's plan after buying Bethesda this quickly ?

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 4 года назад +18

      A complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 года назад +11

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @dandilion8049
      @dandilion8049 4 года назад +4

      Well done

    • @flameofphoenix5998
      @flameofphoenix5998 4 года назад +15

      Oh you beautiful sausage, you are worthy to be eventually ruled down to your thoughts by the english monarchy

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 4 года назад +1

      Nice comment.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +3216

    "Hey boss, you know those little startup guys who are selling us their fancy new website? Well, they said they like our offer so much, they're willing to sell it to us again!"
    "What? You mean they have a second website to sell to us?"
    "No, it's the same website; they're just going to sell it to us twice!"
    "... What? I don't-"
    "And the deal has gone through! We just bought it again!"

  • @DocRobotnik_
    @DocRobotnik_ 4 года назад +3872

    Star Citizen IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED EXPLOITS WITH NO GAME

    • @mudcrab3420
      @mudcrab3420 4 года назад +182

      Awesome comment

    • @TheMan83554
      @TheMan83554 4 года назад +93

      Technically true.
      The best kind of true.

    • @TylerSantinelli
      @TylerSantinelli 4 года назад +30

      What I wouldn't give to play SC with Spiff.

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 4 года назад +21

      @@TylerSantinelli maybe one day. You fabulous sausage

    • @ozwilliam4987
      @ozwilliam4987 4 года назад +39

      A perfectly balanced landing page with no game

  • @ItsDesm
    @ItsDesm 4 года назад +899

    I backed Star Citizen, not for me, but for one of my great grandchildren. I'm hoping my account can be inherited though.

    • @Jackbusta
      @Jackbusta 4 года назад +54

      You are an amazing person

    • @jaydencohen7700
      @jaydencohen7700 4 года назад +23

      Complement

    • @SaneNoMore
      @SaneNoMore 4 года назад +68

      I gave SC $1000 when I was 43 years old. I am now 50 years old and it’s still in alpha.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 4 года назад +11

      F

    • @paulsilagi4783
      @paulsilagi4783 3 года назад +30

      Nope, your money goes to the development, your great grandchildren will have to buy everything again

  • @capuducul
    @capuducul 4 года назад +853

    Star citizen backer since 2012... this feel like a documentary.

    • @SamTahbou
      @SamTahbou 4 года назад +55

      A compliment!

    • @DrKotes
      @DrKotes 4 года назад +45

      Care for a cup of tea??

    • @Georgeous42
      @Georgeous42 4 года назад +18

      I appreciate you insights. Thank you

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 года назад +12

      You make incredible tea.

    • @elementalstorm8017
      @elementalstorm8017 3 года назад +11

      We'll buy you a cup of tea and a crumpet friend

  • @brendanhulse7439
    @brendanhulse7439 4 года назад +397

    Spiff might be the only person who can ask people to be polite in the comments and have it work

    • @leonevermore4819
      @leonevermore4819 4 года назад +35

      His strategy is infectiously effective.
      Also, your name sounds like a protagonist in an adventure novel. Endearing yet roles off the tongue. 😁

    • @azam.rashid
      @azam.rashid 3 года назад +26

      @@leonevermore4819 Brendan Hulse, a strong and silent adventurer surviving the zombie apocalypse. His main goal: find someone to settle down and drink Yorkshire Tea with. 🍵

    • @Kranioklast
      @Kranioklast 3 года назад +8

      Excellent comment

    • @ClorindeASMRWhen
      @ClorindeASMRWhen 3 года назад +10

      The power of Yorkshire tea.

    • @Hopgola
      @Hopgola 3 года назад +5

      good comment

  • @ninjashot37
    @ninjashot37 4 года назад +261

    I think Spiff has become too powerful he's somehow managed to create several polite comment chains with a single sentence. Well played.

  • @astoshanstuerm9475
    @astoshanstuerm9475 3 года назад +211

    Workers: "This is terrible work conditions I am so unhappy."
    Spiff: 2000 dollars
    Workers: "Best PLACE I HAVE EVER WORKED"

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 4 года назад +392

    Spiff: Should probably change the names of websites slightly.
    Also Spiff: We are gonna make Skype.

  • @TheCrazyCapMaster
    @TheCrazyCapMaster 3 года назад +920

    The amount of sarcasm and sass throughout this episode is absolutely lethal 🤣

    • @workingdemofirsttime4838
      @workingdemofirsttime4838 3 года назад +54

      Would you like a cuppa? I have bourbon biscuits too if you are inclined

    • @UltimatelyEverything
      @UltimatelyEverything 2 года назад +24

      @@workingdemofirsttime4838 I'd love one mate thanks you kind sir

    • @billrobert3226
      @billrobert3226 2 года назад +10

      here's your compliment. I like your use of the word "lethal".

    • @parkerlreed
      @parkerlreed 2 года назад +1

      Wonderful comment!

    • @hairypinapple
      @hairypinapple 2 года назад +2

      Can i offer you a cup of tea in this trying time

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen 4 года назад +301

    Organs 4 U's targeted demographic is Space Marines. "How many lungs are too many?"

  • @g.paudra8942
    @g.paudra8942 3 года назад +132

    Legends said that "Galaxy Citizen" still in alpha for the next 100 years

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord 3 года назад +11

      I like your joke! Here, wanna a cup of tea?

    • @ajojj
      @ajojj 2 года назад +2

      @@Skywarslord I LIKE YOUR PFP WANNA A CUP OF TEA

    • @Lore_Guytest
      @Lore_Guytest 4 месяца назад

      A compliment

  • @mhelm7842
    @mhelm7842 4 года назад +241

    Alternate video title: "Spiff lampoons the internet for 30 min"

    • @intothegame9469
      @intothegame9469 4 года назад +10

      I agree with this! Beautiful comment :)

    • @liosstainer5698
      @liosstainer5698 4 года назад +4

      Wow that is a genius title, only a person as incredible and unique as you could come up with it!

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 года назад

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @G2GameBro
      @G2GameBro 4 года назад

      complement, ok!

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 4 года назад +1

      In fairness, he is essentially just generating userbases, and selling THOSE to a company that wants those users with a website that is at least good enough to keep people around (likely an internet forum set up in anticipation of whatever the buying company will end up actually making).
      I mean, its actually a fairly decent day's work by Spiff standards.

  • @beavaerobravo4360
    @beavaerobravo4360 3 года назад +370

    I like how this accurately simulates human stupidity and how you can sell Hype and basicly everyone is just afraid to miss out MUAHAHHAA

    • @bouncyy_p9180
      @bouncyy_p9180 3 года назад +15

      Nice observation fine gentlemen

    • @GoofyGoober12345
      @GoofyGoober12345 2 года назад +4

      What a marvelous comment

    • @None_NoneType
      @None_NoneType 2 года назад +2

      You are sounding and looking absolutely amazing, have a great day Mr B!!

    • @brittanyjohnston8575
      @brittanyjohnston8575 2 года назад +1

      Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

    • @doctorno3912
      @doctorno3912 Год назад +1

      Hype, dreams and jpegs

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 4 года назад +296

    Just like real life startups, it's just a wildly exploitative money grabbing scheme...

  • @thebestuser9765
    @thebestuser9765 4 года назад +258

    As someone who's playing Star Citizen. I approve.

  • @grihoriko8800
    @grihoriko8800 4 года назад +509

    I like hows after Spiff message everyone polite and friendly in the replies, saying compliments and generally having a great time

    • @twaniboy11
      @twaniboy11 4 года назад +38

      I don't know what you mean by that. And I don't know if it's because of your bad grammar or my dyslexia.
      But I think you are beautiful anyway.

    • @grihoriko8800
      @grihoriko8800 4 года назад +18

      @@twaniboy11 well, I think my grammar is the issue, Im still learning, but I will be happy if you could help to fix my mistakes in that sentence, so I wont do them again :)
      And I meant that I like our community, cause there are not so many places around the internet, where everyone just polite and kind to each other, rather than raging about useless stuff
      So thank you for your compliment kind sir, I think you're amazing too and hope you're having a wonderful day :)

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 4 года назад +14

      Your mom is nice

    • @thekingofming
      @thekingofming 4 года назад +12

      Ya Mem's Ramen she is, and she wanted to know if you would like to stay for tea?

    • @kinokos8980
      @kinokos8980 4 года назад +3

      We do as sir spiff demands

  • @Ubersupersloth
    @Ubersupersloth 4 года назад +513

    “Chris’s Repeatable Accurate Profits” should be “Chris’s Repeatable Amazing Profits” because its accuracy isn’t really a factor.

    • @thesilverspanch
      @thesilverspanch 4 года назад +20

      You're obligatory complement is thus, "this is actually a good idea, accuracy is for chumps."

    • @timothybyrne9764
      @timothybyrne9764 4 года назад +8

      Good evening sir, care for a cup of tea?

    • @darkm007
      @darkm007 4 года назад +3

      I mean it's C.R.A.P. anyway...

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 4 года назад

      Good sir. Good sir! May I treat you to, a cup of coffee?

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 4 года назад +1

      Tea has already been offered. Heresy would be offering Lipton instead of Yorkshire Tea Gold.

  • @jaxkommish
    @jaxkommish 4 года назад +123

    "subject to the random whims of our server gods" .... so, basically like every other gaming platform

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 4 года назад +6

      Isn’t that the truth. You fantastic human being you, go get some tea.

    • @elmadicine
      @elmadicine 4 года назад

      saucy point you make sir, well said

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 года назад

      Yes, exactly. Of course a Genius Expert like yourself would know It.

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 года назад

      compliment

  • @roticet
    @roticet 2 года назад +139

    What I find sad is that spiff says he is ripping people off while still offering better checks than I've ever received in real life. @Spiffing Brit, you hiring? Lol

    • @derkhan2205
      @derkhan2205 2 года назад +30

      That's such a great request! You are very smart and deserve way better payment!

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled Год назад

      Spiff, HIRE THIS MAN!

    • @datpudding5338
      @datpudding5338 Год назад

      How I ended up as an unpaid intern part 1:

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 4 года назад +52

    I came to watch a video on exploits, not a documentary on modern game development. >:(

    • @jaeusa160
      @jaeusa160 4 года назад +4

      @@Unit-kp8wm Thank you, that was a kind compliment.

    • @SourCreamOnion_
      @SourCreamOnion_ 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i hate a when video games companies sell me Skype twice for 600 k

  • @maybe5824
    @maybe5824 4 года назад +368

    Star Citizen is a perfectly balanced game with absolutely no game.

    • @carriehigh1879
      @carriehigh1879 4 года назад +23

      You look great today

    • @thesologoldfish
      @thesologoldfish 4 года назад +6

      I played Star Citizen. You can't get out of the beds

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 4 года назад +46

      @@thesologoldfish Your character realizes that buying the game was a mistake and has depression

    • @thevictor180
      @thevictor180 4 года назад +1

      would you like a cup of tea?

    • @SpeedyGg55
      @SpeedyGg55 4 года назад +2

      Your [insert compliment here]. I mean I did that cause you are [insert compliment here] not cause spiff told me too or anything like that

  • @badvoodoo2097
    @badvoodoo2097 4 года назад +285

    Star citizen made almost 400 million dollars over the last 8 years and still never produced a working game
    I think I like it’s ethically balanced moral practices

    • @JablecnyMliko
      @JablecnyMliko 4 года назад +33

      I hope you have a great day and drink some tea, you wonderful person!

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 3 года назад +19

      Except it actually is showing progress. That doesn't mean that I recommend buying it, I definitely don't, at least not yet and I find the way how it is financed quite silly tbh and it looks as if it's pretty close to a scam, but nevertheless it looks quite impressive. However you also need quite a rig for it.
      Personally I think that it became too big though. I mean the distances and size are comparable to real solar systems, which imo isn't beneficial. While real life sized planets are pretty cool I'd rather prefer a bit smaller more dense worlds.
      And some money was also used in quite wasteful ways.
      My brother (who has a sufficient rig) showed me some of it and while it's pretty cool I don't like its direction.
      Also I wish you a wonderful day, we shouldn't start a conflict over something silly like this. I just wanted to mention it.

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 года назад

      You make incredible tea.

    • @BrownwaterSquid
      @BrownwaterSquid 3 года назад +22

      @@ThePandafriend lol, no. It doesn't. It's a shit heap tech demo a decade behind now.

    • @deushamilton2607
      @deushamilton2607 3 года назад +5

      @@BrownwaterSquid You make the best tea

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 4 года назад +99

    I appreciate that all the comments in the comment section has replies and they are polite.
    This is a lovely community.

    • @kahnu893
      @kahnu893 4 года назад +10

      I'm really glad you said that and I hope your doing well.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 4 года назад +7

      @@kahnu893 thank you kind person.

    • @missingnoo88
      @missingnoo88 4 года назад +11

      Can I offer you a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold (TM) in these trying times?

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 года назад +5

      compliment

    • @aaronfreeman8252
      @aaronfreeman8252 4 года назад +5

      No, you're lovely!

  • @Nerd-Power
    @Nerd-Power 3 года назад +51

    “A win for civilized countries”
    Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

    • @EzraColdsGarage
      @EzraColdsGarage 3 года назад +6

      That is a nice comment and I agree with it.

    • @justinwiltner4375
      @justinwiltner4375 10 месяцев назад

      your comment was the funniest unfunny content, good job!

  • @krock2894
    @krock2894 Год назад +61

    This is actually a viable business plan in the real world. I know ppl who just register domain names and sell them. They don't even come with a web page.

    • @xamrucs74
      @xamrucs74 Год назад +8

      Well said you fantastic person, may I offer a cup of tea?

    • @krock2894
      @krock2894 Год назад +5

      @@xamrucs74 of course!

  • @halodountsj7541
    @halodountsj7541 4 года назад +131

    "I dont even think skype in the current day is worth 800 thousand" lol that burn

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 4 года назад +2

      A complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 года назад

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 4 года назад

      Nice comment.

    • @JohnHummel502
      @JohnHummel502 4 года назад +1

      I love your comment. Please accept this latte as my thanks.

    • @vincentbarwell5943
      @vincentbarwell5943 4 года назад

      I don't even think it is worth 8 thousand.

  • @Bggujh
    @Bggujh 4 года назад +142

    The Spiffing Brit sold nothing for nothing on the shopping website.... that's like... infinite value... that's amazing.

  • @NeahSheMaeve
    @NeahSheMaeve 4 года назад +104

    as a star citizen concierge i never agreed more with something that offended me so much.

  • @skyford3663
    @skyford3663 3 года назад +25

    “100% not a subtle jab” correct spiff it’s in fact an obvious sucker punch

  • @kaballfs
    @kaballfs 4 года назад +155

    Creates website. Has only landing page. Crashes every single day. 70k registered users. Email spam propaganda. Makes ~80k out of thin air.
    You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like!

    • @phraseology6858
      @phraseology6858 4 года назад +10

      Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! You seem to be a very smart potato! Be good to the outside world!

    • @kaballfs
      @kaballfs 4 года назад +3

      @@phraseology6858 That's nice. Good day to you too.

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 4 года назад

      U have big brain

    • @johanneskivikangas8710
      @johanneskivikangas8710 4 года назад +1

      It's not much and it isn't honest work.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 года назад

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

  • @RealDids
    @RealDids 4 года назад +147

    Come on Chris Roberts, 200 milliseconds is not 2 seconds

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 4 года назад +77

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🍵🇬🇧"

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 года назад +128

    Spiff: Sells skype for millions of dollars
    Me: Downloads skype for free on their website
    Stonks

  • @HarleyMaebry
    @HarleyMaebry 4 года назад +123

    29:56 “We can have up to 1.7 users!” Either someone’s lost 30% of their organs or someone bought and installed 70% more organs. Either way, this is now a horror movie instead of a scam. Organs 4 U!

    • @dingoes8mababy595
      @dingoes8mababy595 4 года назад +1

      😂😂 good one.

    • @amperekelvin5789
      @amperekelvin5789 4 года назад

      But you’re not a horror movie or a scam! Unless you want to be, in which case you are.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 года назад

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @tugzplays
      @tugzplays 4 года назад

      @@jqsm1neS I'll take that, thank you.

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 года назад

      compliment

  • @AsteroidWrangler
    @AsteroidWrangler 4 года назад +64

    Spiff, you're /slightly/ off on your server response times. But who needs to count when you have money?

  • @gogokowai
    @gogokowai 2 года назад +32

    21:07 Ah yes, the true mindset of corporatocracies, paying workers for their work is just bribery.

  • @guillermomonroy7319
    @guillermomonroy7319 4 года назад +118

    Arguably, some real businesses are run this way too.

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 года назад +8

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @forgottensnecko4631
      @forgottensnecko4631 4 года назад +2

      replying because spiff told me too you wonderful person

    • @OfficiallyR3levant
      @OfficiallyR3levant 4 года назад +2

      I would like to congratulate CIG for running theirs in this fashion.

    • @rintintim344
      @rintintim344 4 года назад

      I like the sound of your voice

    • @Altair00rion
      @Altair00rion 4 года назад

      @@rintintim344 me 2

  • @urbanllama4208
    @urbanllama4208 4 года назад +113

    When can I expect to receive my custom personal spaceship?

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 года назад +10

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @seaweedstache1501
      @seaweedstache1501 4 года назад +5

      Here’s a complement while you wait.

    • @0DEADZERO
      @0DEADZERO 4 года назад +2

      I like your profile image. Looks neat.

    • @urbanllama4208
      @urbanllama4208 4 года назад

      @@0DEADZERO thanks!

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 4 года назад +1

      Nice comment.

  • @Theorak
    @Theorak 4 года назад +67

    I see no exploits, just a perfectly running start-up.

    • @mathewbarnes4388
      @mathewbarnes4388 4 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @redstyle6492
      @redstyle6492 4 года назад +4

      You look great today

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 3 года назад +1

      Kinda reminds me of the dotcom bubble my wonderful sir. I wish you a great day!

  • @mrj5256
    @mrj5256 4 года назад +36

    I just came here for a compliment.. Also the absolute shade being thrown is beautiful

    • @stogucheme
      @stogucheme 4 года назад +6

      You have a nice username!

    • @SuperVoodude
      @SuperVoodude 4 года назад +6

      Thank you for commenting and helping Spiff appease the algorithm gods! You are most generous!

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 года назад +2

      You make incredible tea.

    • @Whinterfell
      @Whinterfell 3 года назад +2

      I'd like to offer you a cup of tea. Yorkshire Tea Gold for all!

  • @Zelinkokitsune
    @Zelinkokitsune 4 года назад +81

    The instant you mentioned naming him Chris Roberts I fully knew what was going to be. Glorious.
    Use the flames to help brew more tea!

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato 4 года назад +4

      A complement

    • @Zelinkokitsune
      @Zelinkokitsune 4 года назад +2

      A complement for your complement

    • @adammudd
      @adammudd 4 года назад +1

      This is a great point that I haven't even read. I hope you have a great life bro!

    • @petercook3706
      @petercook3706 4 года назад

      @@adammudd What a fantastic compliment!

    • @ailexx3377
      @ailexx3377 4 года назад

      Have a nice day you're a beautiful person

  • @beastmaster5209
    @beastmaster5209 4 года назад +49

    I like how twatch "almost" sounds like a naughty word

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude 4 года назад +5

      That is good observational skills! Absolutely wonderful!

    • @blacksarlacc91
      @blacksarlacc91 4 года назад +5

      This comment is so good that I have to leave an compliment underneath it.

    • @smolwavingsnail9028
      @smolwavingsnail9028 4 года назад +3

      Oh snap i didn't notice It's almost as if it was done on purpose for comedic value

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 4 года назад +6

      @@smolwavingsnail9028 Do you want a cup of tea in this trying time?
      All of you are wonderful sausages.

    • @smolwavingsnail9028
      @smolwavingsnail9028 4 года назад +2

      @@BadDayLp I've just had one sport, but being a rather spiffing brit myself and actually hailing from the holy land of yorkshire itself I do sir feel obliged to accept your perfectly balance cup of tea good sir. Go easy on the exploits though

  • @mattdunlop6056
    @mattdunlop6056 4 года назад +64

    "Release something while it is barely functional!"......this seems almost TOO realistic....

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 3 года назад +2

      Great comment!

    • @-.-...---7
      @-.-...---7 3 года назад +1

      @Bobe Bob Outstanding reply!

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 3 года назад +1

      @@-.-...---7 Breathtaking comment!

  • @blackkaiser7757
    @blackkaiser7757 4 года назад +188

    No one:
    Spiff: 200ms are 2 seconds.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +5

      A proper take on a classic meme! Well done!

    • @cin2110
      @cin2110 4 года назад +18

      It isn’t an error spiff just slows down time itself 10x to develop more sites for trickstarter

    • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
      @lazergurka-smerlin6561 4 года назад +5

      His reflexes are that fast

    • @overTVS
      @overTVS 4 года назад

      Good comment bro. You are awesome

    • @HangmanOfficialUploads
      @HangmanOfficialUploads 4 года назад +8

      It's an imperial conversion.

  • @EricBurns1
    @EricBurns1 4 года назад +26

    should've been "Dosney Minus"

    • @worldglobe8891
      @worldglobe8891 3 года назад +1

      @@Unit-kp8wm Indeed. You are very deserving of a cup of tea my good sir.

    • @alop53O1
      @alop53O1 3 года назад

      Talking a lot of shit for someone with such soft kissable lips

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate 17 дней назад

      ddosney minus

  • @alasdairsinclair916
    @alasdairsinclair916 4 года назад +84

    Spiff, I just want to say that’s milliseconds of ping, those people only had 0.4 seconds of lag.

    • @D1machaerus
      @D1machaerus 4 года назад +15

      Your hair looks lovely today! What kind of product do you use?

    • @nympheanexus2006
      @nympheanexus2006 4 года назад +10

      That's still too long according to Google's search ranking, but a very astute observation! Have a Lovely day :)

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 года назад +2

      At one point it went to 1.2 seconds (1200 milliseconds)

    • @phroggu
      @phroggu 3 года назад

      Youa re such a kind person for noting this, have a nice day!

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 года назад

      We like 400 ping clearly

  • @davasg96
    @davasg96 4 года назад +56

    The Friend Zone should have been called Tea Meets Scone

    •  4 года назад +5

      Good idea old chap!

    • @benjaminbourdeleau5128
      @benjaminbourdeleau5128 4 года назад

      actualy it should be Scone Tea Dating (also called STD)

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 года назад +2

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 года назад +1

      compliment

  • @Merudiana-the-local-demoness
    @Merudiana-the-local-demoness 2 года назад +65

    As a fan of Star Citizen who bought a couple of the cheaper ships, this is a completely accurate depiction of Chris Roberts and the project as a whole.

    • @martinjrgensen8234
      @martinjrgensen8234 Год назад +3

      Outing yourself as a scam victim is brave. Wave the red flag if you need saving

    • @isadoracostahamsi163
      @isadoracostahamsi163 Год назад +3

      That is a very good comment. Do you want some tea?

  • @zKaltern
    @zKaltern 4 года назад +99

    Chris Roberts actually used this game as a training tool for RSI.

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 года назад +17

    So, regarding the first half of the video, i'd like to thank you for reminding me, why I should appreciate how capable your standard spam filter is.

    • @phraseology6858
      @phraseology6858 4 года назад +2

      Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! I LOVE your profile pic!!!

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 4 года назад +1

      Your username is quite lovely. Have some tea

  • @lavaleader3455
    @lavaleader3455 4 года назад +97

    "The game default to Celsius"
    *shows UK flag*
    Sweden: Hol' up

    • @Shadowlink4546
      @Shadowlink4546 4 года назад +3

      You have a really cool profile picture

    • @AlunBridges
      @AlunBridges 4 года назад +1

      Excellent observation, and I'm now holding on to this trivia gem.

    • @Dalzombie
      @Dalzombie 4 года назад +2

      I don't get it

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund 4 года назад +5

      @@Dalzombie Well, you're still appreciated and have a lovely singing voice. Thank you for being you.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 года назад +1

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

  • @gabebell924
    @gabebell924 4 года назад +30

    Game it out subscribers: "Hey I've seen this one!"

  • @eagleeyes221
    @eagleeyes221 4 года назад +275

    spiff: "a win for civilized countries around the world"
    me in America: "hey, what's that supposed to mean"
    Also me: looks at todays news headlines, Oh.....

    • @grosuvlad1055
      @grosuvlad1055 4 года назад +17

      have a wonderful day, fellow viewer

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 4 года назад +1

      You are right

    • @ellieblaber4243
      @ellieblaber4243 4 года назад +7

      your comment will still be applicable and work for quite a while im betting

    • @theemeralddragonyt9315
      @theemeralddragonyt9315 4 года назад +2

      this is a compliment

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +3

      Nice self burn, very cool and comedic (what have they done now??)

  • @edgemastermork2268
    @edgemastermork2268 4 года назад +32

    I'm sure every time a game appears on this channel they start to worry

    • @AntonRudenko852
      @AntonRudenko852 4 года назад +4

      you're beautiful

    • @TheGoebel
      @TheGoebel 4 года назад +4

      Excellent comment!

    • @HenryHarcsa
      @HenryHarcsa 4 года назад +7

      Exactly the opposite, for small games like this one its huge boost in popularity

    • @ThunderExpress
      @ThunderExpress 4 года назад +2

      Spiff is kinda of a free tester/advertiser xP