*Welcome To Skegness wait no sorry I mean hell... Anyway I have drank so much yorkshire tea I have ascended to god hood and now wish to see mortals fight as my playthings*
love the dwarfs just like dealt with everything, undead apocalypse, just push them back and took their lands, nuclear apocalypse, just have a island kingdom untouched by it, No divine intervention needed.
In one of my games the dwarves were the longest lasting empire. Their capital was in the corner and while the entire game dies from mush, they alone survived somehow. They also had max teach before any other empire
"Why is everybody in British military wielding some sort of legendary sword?" Maybe because the lady of the lake keeps handing them to everyone who passes by.
@@thespiffingbrit If history has taught me anything, it's setting fire to London usually kills the plague ... Or was that the peasants? One of the two ...
@@daffydwagstaff4627 Setting London on fire kills the peasants, or setting the peasants on fire kills the plague? Just to be safe, let's set everyone on fire
I like how the Brits built their strength for what was probably thousands of years expecting an easy fight only to end up dying to a plague their enemy had immunity to.
The orcs putting their entire army in one ship and then setting themselves on fire upon landing has to be one of the funniest things I've seen recently.
Average orc activities. I expect they landed next to a house and so set it on fire but weren't smart enough to spread themselves out over the British landscape first and therefore they were all also set on fire.
*Elves, Orcs and Dwarves* : gather and each made their single kingdom then conquer their respective continent. *Humanity* : Immediately split into three kingdom then declare war with its fellow race.
34:00 for anyone that is curious to know why the brits were dying from "Chain Lightning", they most likely have the "Energized" trait that can be gained from being struck by lightning. Upon death they explode and summon lightning to strike their death locations.
@@Xaiff they probably could've won if they didn't self immolate twice (probably due to humans dying, energized and exploding lighting all the orcs on fire)
"British people, just because it's unclaimed land, doesn't mean you have to colonize it!" British people: Those words don't even make sense in that order!
Fun fact about the game, if you go into settings and click the burger a bunch of times then you can access a debug menu, which gives you a few cool options to mess around with your game
@@Ai-denied Start sucking up to Spiff, drink more tea and reject coffee? Just a guess. I can't really be sure doing so will engender Spiff to liking you more.
"What calamity could have befell this land, to leave it a blighted kingdom of zombies?" "Oh that place? Yeah, it was just made like that from the start." "....what?" "The Tea-Lord works in mysterious ways. He also hates us."
He used the Energizer trait of the British thinking it was good, but little did he know that when ever someone died lightning spawned, ended up harming the British.
10:15 British declares war on the French despite neither of them having any ability to contact each other. How did that happen? Well I all starred one day when Unlucky Bill was skipping rocks. It slid across the entire ocean, and Bill felt luckier than ever before… until he heard someone yell “Ow”. Turns out he skipped a rock into an elven shin, and all bets were off from there.
Really? I heard it all started with a far off shout of "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries." which probably wasn't aimed at the British, but we took offence at that.
Just like Marvel movies. You can go to the ends of the universe and find people with British accents. There is no race or species the British won't fornicate with and try to conquer when they break up.
IIRC the blue pixels(when zoomed out) are fairies, nice things that heal and exlode into lighning when they die, and, if you did not know, getting struck by lightning can cause a unit to become energized and do the same thing when they die... Love the video!
I love how when the dwarfs attacked the English they always “mysteriously caught on fire” and he just laughs. But when the British catch on fire he spawns rain and helps them. Also he spawns all the gold on the new world exactly above the English.
ANOTHER VIDEO? This is legitimately a blessing and made my Friday amazing! Between Spiff and LetsGameItOut posting this game without a day of each other I might have to try it lol
When I think of Spiff playing God games the way he does, the phrase "He's just like me" comes to mind. Keep up the great work Spiff, love your content.
"They have just defended their land, glorious defense for the win! Sure, it cost them about half their population, but that's a win!" Accurate description of the German invasion of the Soviet Union
I mean…your just snow right? All I know about Canada is that most of it lives in one spot next to the US and other wise it’s just snow and Tim Hortons (if that’s even how you spell it) But ya I guess that’s better than being in crippling debt because you scratched your finger. Or want a job.
@@muckyesyesindisguise3854For a good 9 months out of the year some years it’s snow yeah. But we still have hot summers of plus 30 Celsius. A lot of the population does live within sight of the US border in the big cities like Toronto and Montreal but overall I’d say that’s about half of the population. Everyone else is scattered across the rest of the country. Also you did spell Tim Horton’s correctly and while they’re mediocre, they are a national treasure!
I like how the british got some low-key help to win the world "Let's just build a land bridge so the british (who have a military advantage) can win" "Let's make a small island that the british can live on, consequence free" "Let's connect the Chaos Continent full of literal death to two of the three countries...neither of them are british..."
when the brits and the french declared war on eachother before seafaring i imagine they just stood on either side of the water and yelled at eachother.
@TigersedFN begging for views on bigger channels isn't going to get you anywhere. I'll be shocked if you ever get a sub count above single digits out of anything but pity. Assuming I even remember it exists by the time that happens.
Omg you found this game!!! I'm so happy for the dev! It's going to blow up and he deserves it so much! Maxim has been working on it for years and years. Taking feedback along the way and making a wonderful toy for his community!
Let's Game It Out also played and posted a video yesterday. This game is the new "Among Us". It looks like crap and has no real point but the popular streamers/video channels will make it super popular for a few months until Battlefield finally updates enough to attract players back.
@@FUBARguy107 "looks like crap and has no real point" How about trying it? It's extremely in depth for a free mobile game. Also it's a pixel art game. Idk if you're unfamiliar or what? XD
24:41 if only spiff knew that in worldbox, you can start with just 1 person and they'll just somehow magically have kids (usually a bunch very quickly if they're the only adult in a kingdom, since even tho in worldbox they apparently reproduce asexually, they do still need to be adults to do so)
Something really hilarious to do in this game is set up a continent with Cursed Terrain and then arrange for at least two different civilizations of relatively equal strength to form on it. They'll do pretty fine at first, as the Cursed modifier doesn't really impede people's day-to-day lives, unlike being infected as a zombie. However, shoudl those hose two neighbors inevitably go to war... that's when the real horror starts, as the whole 'turn into a skeleton or a ghost' curse kicks in. Eventually, they'll be so busy fighting their own dead that the war grinds to a halt and everyone is killed by their own vengeful dead. Hubris in a nutshell... they will inevitably grow too greedy, and their whole nation will pay the price, turning their once glorious nations into a blasted wasteland of the wandering dead.
Here's a hack; go into settings, then hit the hamburger on the top of the screen a few times. Then, a little green bug will show up on the right of the screen. Exit settings, then click on it. That's the debug menu, with all kinds of things, including sonic speed, which gives roughly 10x speed.
How *The Spiffing Brit* acting like a God in this game makes me want him to collab with a certain *GrayStillPlays* . Who'll win: a tealoving British vs. a "normal" Floridaman? 😅
Seriously, am I the only one that would like to see a collab between The Spiffin Brit and Josh of Let's Game It Out? A next level terror for (digital) humanity!
Thanks Spiff. You created ME in this game in your intro. Yes I drink coffee as well as splendid Yorkshire tea. Created a Dave Isolated due to being a coffee drinker Nuked.
Well this was just an absolute delight. I am not sure if the best part is the humans just immediately splitting into three kingdoms in a very human-typical move, just about everyone trying to colonize that zombie-continent or the Orcs just spontaneously combusting when setting foot into the british empire. You might have heard of things like flaming arrows, the orcs just decided to cut out the tools and just launch flaming soldiers directly. It is not quite as effective because making new soldiers takes longer than making new arrows when those burn up.
So according to other comment it was the British doing the fire. They were struck by lightning which has a chance to give them a super power. The power is that when 1 person dies lightning strikes their death location thus igniting the Orks.
i bought the game but returned it, because i didnt realise that there was this cool hidden side of you watching everybody else just fight and kill each other. *guess ill get the game again*
I've been playing my one and only save for almost 2500 in-game years; absolutely one of the best god-games ever dropped, but it's weird to have so much more experience with something than a pro-gamer like Spiff.
" Listen we the British are at war with the French." " Go to the coastline a scream a ton of obscenities at the French with this bull horn." "Hey French Guy your mothers cooking sucks." " Well your mother make horrible tea." " You are lucky I don't have a functional boat." " If I had a boat I would come over there and force you to eat dry biscuits without any tea." " You monster! "
Imagine if the Mongolians went to raze a village and all got set on fire and died and that was how Genghis Khan's conquest ended cause that's what happened to the orcs
>me, an American, laughing in freedom between sips of my appropriated Columbian coffee with milk and honey >Spiff, a literal god, struggling to make me flinch
Spiffing, how is your art skills? You could try round TWO of this game by creating a map that has one large, circular landmass, with the RIVER PENAGRAM carved into it, creating several large islands and one large, diseased, volcano landmass in the center. Just a suggestion.
I like how you obviously used your powers to put them on fire and blessed them(played the game, know it in and out) and pretend "oh what happened here?" But i guess that's just how the British Operate xD
I am proud, he didnt say "ladies and gentlemen" until a full 1:17 seconds. Ladies and gentlemen, he usually averages 1.56 of those phrases per video before the minute mark. Truly impressive.
*Welcome To Skegness wait no sorry I mean hell... Anyway I have drank so much yorkshire tea I have ascended to god hood and now wish to see mortals fight as my playthings*
So daily life?
Lol
gladiator pits, but instead of fighting for freedom and money, they fight for the right to drink yorkshire tea.
Off topic but I finished watching all of your stellaris precursor lore vids. It was interesting to see how you've changed and grown.
Are you sure it isn't Slough
love the dwarfs just like dealt with everything, undead apocalypse, just push them back and took their lands, nuclear apocalypse, just have a island kingdom untouched by it, No divine intervention needed.
It's made me think twice about making midget jokes. I guess you could say it was short sighted.
As a person who loves Dwarf Fortress, it is only natural for these resilient civs
In one of my games the dwarves were the longest lasting empire. Their capital was in the corner and while the entire game dies from mush, they alone survived somehow. They also had max teach before any other empire
@@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 i would't be surprised if that joke went over their heads ;)
In true Dwarvish fashion. Baruk khazad!
"Why is everybody in British military wielding some sort of legendary sword?"
Maybe because the lady of the lake keeps handing them to everyone who passes by.
And that ain't a good basis for society.
"Strange woman lying in pond distributing swords is no basis for democracy"
@@reralt
Help, I'm being oppressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
That watery tart!
Lady of the lake being the spiffing Brit.
"turns out the plague was a very bad idea..."
-Spiff 2022
If Only we had historical records that plague was bad...
@@thespiffingbrit if only
@@thespiffingbrit If history has taught me anything, it's setting fire to London usually kills the plague ... Or was that the peasants? One of the two ...
@@daffydwagstaff4627 its killing two birds with one stone
@@daffydwagstaff4627 Setting London on fire kills the peasants, or setting the peasants on fire kills the plague? Just to be safe, let's set everyone on fire
I like how the Brits built their strength for what was probably thousands of years expecting an easy fight only to end up dying to a plague their enemy had immunity to.
Divine karma lmao
they were immune to it because they previously faced it
Just like the native Americans
@@MajorBaker-vz9go yeah but the native Americans never really bounced back
@@84dubsteps Agree, it sucks
The orcs putting their entire army in one ship and then setting themselves on fire upon landing has to be one of the funniest things I've seen recently.
Well, you don't know if something is gonna work until you try it!
@@tatecomedy Absolutely!
He definitely set them off fire.
@@zzero_tollerance9146 yes i tought that too
Average orc activities. I expect they landed next to a house and so set it on fire but weren't smart enough to spread themselves out over the British landscape first and therefore they were all also set on fire.
*Elves, Orcs and Dwarves* : gather and each made their single kingdom then conquer their respective continent.
*Humanity* : Immediately split into three kingdom then declare war with its fellow race.
Sounds about right.
Seems legit.
That's accurate...
that's what humanity does best mate
Just like in real life. I see no problem here.
The fact that Spiff even holds very brief moments of silence for the horrors of war says something
@TigersedFN git gud. All I can say
Something. Not quite sure what. But definitely
Something
War... it never changes!
@TigersedFN What did that have to do with anything?
@@killer-ll4pn self promo, not unusual
The dwarfs despite receiving no help and being connected to a zombie colony still managed to win in the end
That's ma boys
Spoiler... Damn dog...
@@Sir.Craze- DONT read comments before you're done with the video, or are you daft?
@@Zamandu I don't have the focus for that!
XD
@@Sir.Craze- was there any doubt though?
Dawi Tide for the win!
"Just because it is an unclaimed piece of land doesn't mean you have to colonize it" is something I never thought I would hear a Brit say!
"if it was worth anything, somebody would've claimed it, and we'd need to take it from them." The British
Remember when the Brits claimed australia? Beasicly the same
can a civilization can beat an amry of undeath gosth necromancer skeleton if they have the time to search more tech i doubt it
“Don’t ask me how 2 people became 13 people using only sheep, but it has happened”
ah shit the welsh are at it again
not the welsh!
34:00 for anyone that is curious to know why the brits were dying from "Chain Lightning", they most likely have the "Energized" trait that can be gained from being struck by lightning. Upon death they explode and summon lightning to strike their death locations.
Naaah, let's blame it on the orcs :P
@@Xaiff they probably could've won if they didn't self immolate twice (probably due to humans dying, energized and exploding lighting all the orcs on fire)
@@OfficialGameHub nah, spiff clearly set em on fire mate
All four nations lived together in peace, until -the- -stabbers- fire nation attacked
Nah bro its fairies dying
8:48 “The British have learned how to convert cultures”…Ah sh*t here we go again
"British people, just because it's unclaimed land, doesn't mean you have to colonize it!"
British people: Those words don't even make sense in that order!
I think it was more because the French went there few seconds earlier.
the correct way to word it:
People, you have to colonize it, doesn't mean it's unclaimed land. Just because British.
Just because you have to colonize it, doesn't mean it's unclaimed land.
@@orishina8169 true. It could be French or Spanish land
@@jasepoag8930 They tried for centuries to colonize French and Breton land, and always failed.
Fun fact about the game, if you go into settings and click the burger a bunch of times then you can access a debug menu, which gives you a few cool options to mess around with your game
“British people WHY? Just because it’s unclaimed land doesn’t mean you need to colonize it!.”
-Spiff 2022
I feel like if Spiff is gonna get even the smallest amount of any power, we'd be doomed.
VOTE SPIFF FOR GREAT LEADER TODAY!!!
especially us , the french
assuming he hasn't already
@@Ai-denied Start sucking up to Spiff, drink more tea and reject coffee? Just a guess. I can't really be sure doing so will engender Spiff to liking you more.
@@thespiffingbrit but you own lordship, SO YOU HAVE POWER!
"What calamity could have befell this land, to leave it a blighted kingdom of zombies?"
"Oh that place? Yeah, it was just made like that from the start."
"....what?"
"The Tea-Lord works in mysterious ways. He also hates us."
"The sun never set on the British Empire, because even God couldn't trust the English in the dark"
He used the Energizer trait of the British thinking it was good, but little did he know that when ever someone died lightning spawned, ended up harming the British.
“I have become god” well as we all know that happens anytime a British person who properly worships the queen drinks a cup of Yorkshire tea gold
“To the English, I give sheep! To the French? A rat king. It’s just a very large rat.”
-God
"Wait, why are the British not winning against French's, that's bullshit?"
God, probably 😂
I hope they loved and cherished him
@@mangrovian1109 I think that's a Joel Haver reference!
Ever been to Paris? This game is based on true events
@@skeezixmccat RIP Marshall, the town rat
10:15 British declares war on the French despite neither of them having any ability to contact each other. How did that happen? Well I all starred one day when Unlucky Bill was skipping rocks. It slid across the entire ocean, and Bill felt luckier than ever before… until he heard someone yell “Ow”. Turns out he skipped a rock into an elven shin, and all bets were off from there.
Really? I heard it all started with a far off shout of "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries."
which probably wasn't aimed at the British, but we took offence at that.
@@233Deadman It's the French, it was aimed at the British.
Even if they didn't knew British people existed, it was still aimed at them.
Not too many sheep, they'll turn into the Welsh 😂😂 Killed me
I nearly spit out my drink when he said that.
@@ghostrefuge6424 You said drink because it's coffee! Didn't you...
I'm Welsh and thought that was brilliant
@@Robert_McGarry_Poems They definitely should've spit that out...
@@Robert_McGarry_Poems It is tea, but not Yorkshire tea. 😢🤐
No matter the game or overall world setting, Orcs will always be just be absolute pure chaos and it never ceases to amaze
The constant obsession with trying to invade the cursed undead land was hilarious.
"He's wise, and greedy-"
gasp
"He's just like me!" 7:09
I love this channel so much. Always gets a laugh or two out of me.
He cared so little about the dwarves and orcs that he kept mistaking the two
“British, why?! Just because it’s unclaimed land doesn’t mean you have to colonize it.”
You and I both know that’s not how that works, Spiff.
Just like Marvel movies. You can go to the ends of the universe and find people with British accents. There is no race or species the British won't fornicate with and try to conquer when they break up.
That's not how it works even when the land is already claimed, really.
Just the fact that there's non British land means we have to colonise
IIRC the blue pixels(when zoomed out) are fairies, nice things that heal and exlode into lighning when they die, and, if you did not know, getting struck by lightning can cause a unit to become energized and do the same thing when they die...
Love the video!
I love how when the dwarfs attacked the English they always “mysteriously caught on fire” and he just laughs. But when the British catch on fire he spawns rain and helps them.
Also he spawns all the gold on the new world exactly above the English.
Careful, you've almost found out spiff is biased toward the british.
It was the orcs not the dwarves no matter how much he called the dwarves the orcs
You know it’s Britain when the ruler is immortal just so the people don’t have to bother naming a new one
British? Sounds more korean to me
what about immortal british monarchs? definitely aged like milk
spiff when he finds a game that simulates godhood - "oh yes, its as good as yorkshire"
@TigersedFN bot
“Here I go again committing war crimes”
-Spiff …. (Probably) ok definitely Spiff
When a checkmark called lol steals a comment but still gets less likes...
Good job.
ANOTHER VIDEO? This is legitimately a blessing and made my Friday amazing! Between Spiff and LetsGameItOut posting this game without a day of each other I might have to try it lol
World box is well worth the money, just be prepared for your pc to spontaneously combust if you leave it idol by though
my two favourite RUclipsrs when it's about been a developers worst dream
I watched the LGIO earlier today lmao
Oh yeah, Worldbox is a great game for a great value. Just don't leave it on for too long unless you like the smell of burning microchips.
You should check out many a true nerd he played it as well
the amount of times he called the dwarves orcs was mildly infuriating 🤣
When I think of Spiff playing God games the way he does, the phrase "He's just like me" comes to mind. Keep up the great work Spiff, love your content.
Watching in awe as Spiff recreates a somehow even more chaotic rendition of Warhammer
LMAO that’s rly what this is isn’t it?
"They have just defended their land, glorious defense for the win! Sure, it cost them about half their population, but that's a win!"
Accurate description of the German invasion of the Soviet Union
Other than the Persians and Mongolians... Spiffing just described every nation that tried to control over Russia.
"Canada: the superior nation state."
You have no idea how much my frigidly frozen ass loves to hear my colonial masters say that!
I mean…your just snow right? All I know about Canada is that most of it lives in one spot next to the US and other wise it’s just snow and Tim Hortons (if that’s even how you spell it)
But ya I guess that’s better than being in crippling debt because you scratched your finger. Or want a job.
@@muckyesyesindisguise3854For a good 9 months out of the year some years it’s snow yeah. But we still have hot summers of plus 30 Celsius.
A lot of the population does live within sight of the US border in the big cities like Toronto and Montreal but overall I’d say that’s about half of the population. Everyone else is scattered across the rest of the country.
Also you did spell Tim Horton’s correctly and while they’re mediocre, they are a national treasure!
I like how the british got some low-key help to win the world
"Let's just build a land bridge so the british (who have a military advantage) can win"
"Let's make a small island that the british can live on, consequence free"
"Let's connect the Chaos Continent full of literal death to two of the three countries...neither of them are british..."
when the brits and the french declared war on eachother before seafaring i imagine they just stood on either side of the water and yelled at eachother.
Kinda rare to see spiff not exploit a "balanced" game and enjoys playing God.
@TigersedFN You'd get much further if you'd just pay for advertising.
@TigersedFN Pissing people off and annoying them on someone else's channel is NOT going to help you get views.
@@Repugnantone yeah, probably just gonna get them "Report Spam" bombed.
Righfully so.
@TigersedFN Why not have a go at making some decent content? Just an idea.
@TigersedFN begging for views on bigger channels isn't going to get you anywhere. I'll be shocked if you ever get a sub count above single digits out of anything but pity. Assuming I even remember it exists by the time that happens.
So nice to see Spiff experiencing what the life of the Queen is like.
The amount of times Spiff confuses the Dwarfs with the Orks deserves an entry in the Book of Grudges.
"Who left all those bones all over the floor?" In Canada
Yeah
Yeah that's very immersive
I love how spiff decided that the best way to counteract his original plague was to send in a plague of the undead. Classic Spiff
then dont cut it off after the plague left that area
eventually the plague just cured itself anyways lol. And then the dwarfs used their resources to colonize the uncolonizable undead
"why is the pandemic this powerful?!"
the most 2022 phrase ever
Omg you found this game!!!
I'm so happy for the dev!
It's going to blow up and he deserves it so much!
Maxim has been working on it for years and years.
Taking feedback along the way and making a wonderful toy for his community!
Maxim karpenko i believe is the name
Let's Game It Out also played and posted a video yesterday. This game is the new "Among Us". It looks like crap and has no real point but the popular streamers/video channels will make it super popular for a few months until Battlefield finally updates enough to attract players back.
@@FUBARguy107 "looks like crap and has no real point"
How about trying it? It's extremely in depth for a free mobile game.
Also it's a pixel art game. Idk if you're unfamiliar or what? XD
Even without Real Exploits spiff is still fun to watch, i hope he makes a nother video on worldbox
24:41 if only spiff knew that in worldbox, you can start with just 1 person and they'll just somehow magically have kids (usually a bunch very quickly if they're the only adult in a kingdom, since even tho in worldbox they apparently reproduce asexually, they do still need to be adults to do so)
I like to imagine intercontinental war before boats is just swapping mean floating bottle messages.
Something really hilarious to do in this game is set up a continent with Cursed Terrain and then arrange for at least two different civilizations of relatively equal strength to form on it. They'll do pretty fine at first, as the Cursed modifier doesn't really impede people's day-to-day lives, unlike being infected as a zombie. However, shoudl those hose two neighbors inevitably go to war... that's when the real horror starts, as the whole 'turn into a skeleton or a ghost' curse kicks in. Eventually, they'll be so busy fighting their own dead that the war grinds to a halt and everyone is killed by their own vengeful dead.
Hubris in a nutshell... they will inevitably grow too greedy, and their whole nation will pay the price, turning their once glorious nations into a blasted wasteland of the wandering dead.
it's almost like Spiff is biased to help the nation of Britain at the cost of all other nations
almost
>do everything to make Britain win
>britain still loses
Every single time I watch The Spiffing Brit destroy a game engine, I want to buy the game and play it
Here's a hack; go into settings, then hit the hamburger on the top of the screen a few times. Then, a little green bug will show up on the right of the screen. Exit settings, then click on it. That's the debug menu, with all kinds of things, including sonic speed, which gives roughly 10x speed.
I was talking to my wife about simulation theory the other day. Your addition of plague to the map after only 10 minutes proves how bored God can be
How *The Spiffing Brit* acting like a God in this game makes me want him to collab with a certain *GrayStillPlays* . Who'll win: a tealoving British vs. a "normal" Floridaman? 😅
Natty Lite V Yorkshire Tea
My money's on the Florida man
Vs let's game it out
@@lordshaggyrogers9205 ... Considering who's more sadistic... *pulls out fifty votes* I vote fifty times for Gray.
Option 3:
They team up to destroy the rest of America and they the world and then the solar system and then the galaxy and then every other galaxy.
Spiff: "I have become GOD!!!"
Like he wasn't already ;)
Imagine seething for 300 years because you lost a war to larpers with wooden teeth and flamboyant baguettes.
You sir have provided us with an insight into how god would actually sound watching our planet
As a Starbucks employee, I approve the destruction of them.
Amen!
Seriously, am I the only one that would like to see a collab between The Spiffin Brit and Josh of Let's Game It Out?
A next level terror for (digital) humanity!
same bro ngl they are both hilarious
Then add GrayStillPlays, that would make it true cataclysm.
@Rotom Channel no blitz is shit
A WORLDBOX video? Can't say I expected this, but I certainly enjoy it.
Thanks Spiff. You created ME in this game in your intro. Yes I drink coffee as well as splendid Yorkshire tea.
Created a Dave
Isolated due to being a coffee drinker
Nuked.
Well this was just an absolute delight.
I am not sure if the best part is the humans just immediately splitting into three kingdoms in a very human-typical move, just about everyone trying to colonize that zombie-continent or the Orcs just spontaneously combusting when setting foot into the british empire.
You might have heard of things like flaming arrows, the orcs just decided to cut out the tools and just launch flaming soldiers directly. It is not quite as effective because making new soldiers takes longer than making new arrows when those burn up.
In defense of my ork brethren, it's totally an ork thing to do when you light yourself on fire while invading.
So according to other comment it was the British doing the fire. They were struck by lightning which has a chance to give them a super power. The power is that when 1 person dies lightning strikes their death location thus igniting the Orks.
He lit them up as a joke, thats why you never saw it happen and why they didnt spontaneously combust when they invaded the dwarfs.
The Spiffing Brit-“Well give them sheep… not to many sheep or they’ll turn into the welsh”
i bought the game but returned it, because i didnt realise that there was this cool hidden side of you watching everybody else just fight and kill each other. *guess ill get the game again*
You sir, stacked the deck for the British. How appropriate.
"ofc involves the persecution of others"
he's keeping it historically accurate I see
Props to the editor, the editing is just class 👌
I've been playing my one and only save for almost 2500 in-game years; absolutely one of the best god-games ever dropped, but it's weird to have so much more experience with something than a pro-gamer like Spiff.
yeah it's weird seeing Spiff be a newb at something. Was Terraria for me
Just watched Let’s Game it out play this game today haha! Glad for Spiff to play
The British immediately getting culture conversion is so in character of them
" Listen we the British are at war with the French."
" Go to the coastline a scream a ton of obscenities at the French with this bull horn."
"Hey French Guy your mothers cooking sucks."
" Well your mother make horrible tea."
" You are lucky I don't have a functional boat."
" If I had a boat I would come over there and force you to eat dry biscuits without any tea."
" You monster! "
Imagine if the Mongolians went to raze a village and all got set on fire and died and that was how Genghis Khan's conquest ended cause that's what happened to the orcs
>me, an American, laughing in freedom between sips of my appropriated Columbian coffee with milk and honey
>Spiff, a literal god, struggling to make me flinch
I'd love to see how each faction would fare against that lower continent. The dwarves seemed to be pushing, for example.
8:12 Spiff is super excited about his first Colony; Jamestown, stolen from the local population in 1492. They're still waiting for their blankets.
The orcs burning themselves in that invasion is indeed ineffective, but it's also a terrifying image
Spiffing, how is your art skills? You could try round TWO of this game by creating a map that has one large, circular landmass, with the RIVER PENAGRAM carved into it, creating several large islands and one large, diseased, volcano landmass in the center. Just a suggestion.
Spiff has trained me too well. I started watching this video and found myself somehow in the kitchen making tea, without even meaning to.
I’m so happy to see this game start to blow up after seeing how far it’s development has progressed
You are just imagining things. That was a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or bugs what so ever.
Man, this is so good I almost spit out my tea. Which is actually a good thing because its just making more room for more tea.
unclaimed land: crawling with horrifying zombies
british people: i have to colonize this immediately right now
"That's literally what the orcs are running their economy off of, stolen goods."
When the orcs are more British than the British in the game.
It's in the teeth
@@ChanceBurnam a good laugh, thanks
I like how you obviously used your powers to put them on fire and blessed them(played the game, know it in and out) and pretend "oh what happened here?" But i guess that's just how the British Operate xD
"How is the pandemic this powerful?"
-everyone including Spiff, 2 years on
I feel like this is a new editor, spiff give them a raise its hilarious
“ we could give them sheep, but not too much or they would turn into Welsh” lmaoo
I've played this it's so fun
indeed it is! A surprisingly fun little sandbox simulator :)
As a proud citizen of the United States of America... i fully approve of how my homeland has been represented in this video.
The fact that four islands look like plant cells at the beginning is too funny to me
y tho
I love how much Spif just embodies the British stereotypes.
8:04 If there is one thing you should know about us, french, is that we don't like ANY king.
"Silence for the horrors of war" hits way differently a month later.
I am proud, he didnt say "ladies and gentlemen" until a full 1:17 seconds. Ladies and gentlemen, he usually averages 1.56 of those phrases per video before the minute mark. Truly impressive.
Spiff I think you drank a bit too much Yorkshire Tea Gold
I MUST CONSUME MORE!!!!
17:36 Orc Captain: "Okay, so now we rush them on fire! Boom! They're scared and running! Orc win!!!"
I got an ad for WorldBox before this video played. I could not be more entertained. This. More.