Building A School For Torture - Two Point Campus

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  2 года назад +4714

    *"You give me money and I give you a torture experience like no other" - Spiff University*

  • @mercaius
    @mercaius 2 года назад +5080

    "But there's a twist -- they have to rotate schools in between challenges!"
    Oh so *that's* why Kevin was invited.

    • @ItsDeadlock
      @ItsDeadlock 2 года назад +50

      I mean, you can do that with 3 people so doesn't really make any sense o.o

    • @jekro1
      @jekro1 2 года назад +294

      @@ItsDeadlock No they want CHAOS

    • @mercaius
      @mercaius 2 года назад +475

      @@ItsDeadlock Kevin isn't the most competitive, but he has a reputation for being a troll during these online games with friends. Leaving the chaos of whatever he was trying to do during each challenge for someone else to clean up is very in his lane.

    • @ymirtheymir2403
      @ymirtheymir2403 2 года назад +79

      @@ItsDeadlock you dont know kevin do you?

    • @xxvaltielxx1789
      @xxvaltielxx1789 2 года назад +164

      @@ymirtheymir2403 Kevin's military genius at work, he stays hidden from his enemies

  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty 2 года назад +4303

    You using your platform to tell people how to become a "student" to take advantage of the real life system is the best thing I've seen you do and I love you a little bit for it

    • @maximilianwohlfahrt9985
      @maximilianwohlfahrt9985 2 года назад +2

    • @kevinkorenke3569
      @kevinkorenke3569 2 года назад +163

      In the United States our system is built to exploit the students. Unless your parents can pay or you can throw a football you are absolutely on the hook for an overpriced education that doesn't actually give you any of the skills or advantages advertised.

    • @Cannonkeeper01
      @Cannonkeeper01 2 года назад +32

      @@kevinkorenke3569 I'm not surprised

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +3

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Cannonkeeper01
      @Cannonkeeper01 2 года назад +8

      @@EEEEEEEE E

  • @obi-juantacobi8552
    @obi-juantacobi8552 2 года назад +2402

    I went to university in the US. One of the best exploits I used was I "lost" my student ID just before my last semester went to get a new one when a bunch of new students were getting theirs.
    Never was asked about when I was graduating, got a student ID for the next 4 years even though I graduated.
    4 years of free Microsoft office use
    Multiple student discounts around my the city
    4 years of free museum entrances
    Free soft drinks at many local restaurants
    4 years of free public transport in my city
    4 years of a discounted cellular plan
    10% off samsung products that would stack with current sales, I got my laptop at a 20% off sale than stacked my 10% off for a total of 30% off lol
    A discount on my car
    It was like a real life cheat code.

    • @philcannon91
      @philcannon91 2 года назад +157

      A friend at my uni did this too for entry to sporting events. Post grad job they got was in the same town so they could just flash the card and walk in. Now they have scanners everywhere so I doubt this would still work.

    • @obi-juantacobi8552
      @obi-juantacobi8552 2 года назад +85

      @@philcannon91 oh that's brilliant.
      You're probably right, this was back in 09.

    • @jackboehm8408
      @jackboehm8408 2 года назад +10

      You do realize that that's stealing and totally illegal, right?

    • @williampearson8328
      @williampearson8328 2 года назад +191

      @@jackboehm8408 Yes and almost everyone is here for it.

    • @obi-juantacobi8552
      @obi-juantacobi8552 2 года назад

      @@jackboehm8408 you do realize I was a broke kid just trying to find my way in life who totally did not care about multi billion dollar businesses right?
      Besides the real thieves are those in charge of the US universities and lending services.

  • @Rationalasylum
    @Rationalasylum 2 года назад +795

    The fact that kevin had almost the same process to incite chaos and not exploit is concerning. As this may show that Kevin may actually be an incredible exploitor

    • @prof.sleeper
      @prof.sleeper 2 года назад +74

      a military genius at work

    • @captainbooney
      @captainbooney 2 года назад +14

      He is

    • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
      @Poppa_Capinyoaz 2 года назад +10

      He plays video games for a living. I'd say he's one hell of an exploiter.

  • @zaccross4710
    @zaccross4710 2 года назад +2034

    its perfectly balanced how you point people to two point hospital at the end rather than two point campus 24:56

    • @GraceMidyette
      @GraceMidyette 2 года назад +65

      Came to comments just to see if anyone else caught that

    • @mattgalactic6730
      @mattgalactic6730 2 года назад +4

      @@GraceMidyette same

    • @macrobov
      @macrobov 2 года назад +2

      @@mattgalactic6730 Ditto

    • @GeneralM13
      @GeneralM13 2 года назад +3

      Haha, wanted to type the same thing XD

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 года назад

      Same.

  • @Gracericon
    @Gracericon 2 года назад +545

    The Three Horsemen of Chaos
    RTGame: Bringer of Insanity
    CallMeKevin: Destroyer of Braincells
    The Spiffing Brit: Gentleman of The Tea

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 года назад +42

      You forgot a certain Floridian; Greystillplays; The Floridian of excesse

    • @elplaceholder
      @elplaceholder 2 года назад +23

      Lets game it out: the limit breaker

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 2 года назад +9

      The thing is, I'm still not convinced RTGame and Kevin aren't the same guy.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. Год назад +7

      AmbiguousAmphibian : Poet of the Gamers

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 Год назад +1

      @@BlackdragonTheShadow and I follow all of them XD

  • @joshuathomas7772
    @joshuathomas7772 2 года назад +245

    I love this. I was literally planning to make a school just of people digging. Planning to turn the school into essentially a prison camp. This is perfect

    • @romaneo789
      @romaneo789 2 года назад +23

      Please call it Camp Green Lake from Holes

    • @simonschnedl
      @simonschnedl 2 года назад +4

      @@romaneo789 I was thinking the same thing.

    • @JaceVillagomez
      @JaceVillagomez 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah.

  • @approximateCognition
    @approximateCognition 2 года назад +1934

    -Whimsical British Imperialism Incarnate
    -An actual chessmaster
    -The *DRIFT KING* (title acquired back in College)
    And last but... last
    -Kevin
    Amazing cast.

    • @HHHjb_
      @HHHjb_ 2 года назад +91

      Kevin is obviously there to set the bar for the other wiser competitors
      Because we all know kevin isnt ganna play to win but have fun doing something stupid

    • @BewareofTarps
      @BewareofTarps 2 года назад +73

      @@HHHjb_ They just needed a military genius to round things out.

    • @HHHjb_
      @HHHjb_ 2 года назад +13

      @@BewareofTarps yes the military "genius"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +5

      E‎

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 года назад +16

      @@BewareofTarps i guess that makes sense i mean everyone knows even the greatest of miltary tacticians also love eating crayons.

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 2 года назад +100

    22:55 It would have been so much funnier if Spiff had left the autoclicker running so that there were thousands and thousands of walls in that one space so that the university actually had no money.

  • @failedJedi
    @failedJedi 2 года назад +1729

    It turns out Kevin made the best starting choice for the entirely wrong reason 🤣

    • @guidojacobs2002
      @guidojacobs2002 2 года назад

      As he is apt to do with just about everything.

    • @CaletheAvenger07
      @CaletheAvenger07 2 года назад +181

      His blind intuition is impeccable. A true military genius.

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon 2 года назад +29

      What choice did he make? Despite having a vods channel, he doesn't use it. Seems like you have to catch his stuff live or you don't get to see it.

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon 2 года назад +24

      @@snes90 Ah, thank you. I went to his channel, but overlooked it because of the name and a thumbnail that look right either.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @whiterabbit47
    @whiterabbit47 2 года назад +32

    Never underestimate the power of the Summer semester.
    My school gave me several 4 year scholarships that amounted to a full ride; however, as they had no limit on the total number of classes I could take in those 4 years and the summer classes (which we were discouraged from taking) were covered as well. I managed to get two bachelor's degrees and a minor, none of which had overlapping course requirements, in those 4 years, despite maintaining the recommended average course load of 4 to 5 classes a week.
    The trick, I treated the Summer semester as a regular semester because I knew full well that most professors who cover the Summer semester don't want to be there and expect everyone there to have failed the course in a previous semester, so they tend to skip a lot of the fluff and grade easier

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 года назад +2

      That's great, so long as you actually used those majors in your career afterwards. If you didn't, then you did a lot of extra work for nothing.

    • @whiterabbit47
      @whiterabbit47 2 года назад +5

      @@greywolf7577 Unfortunately, if I want to be an Engineer in my feild and be able to find a half decent job, I'll either have to get 20 years of experience or get a Master's and only a couple years experience. So I have decided to attempt to speed run a Master's without any debt

  • @MarkStanley11
    @MarkStanley11 2 года назад +516

    24:56 Spiff exploiting the game so hard he’s making money building schools to treat the dying

    • @PEKK_Jokks
      @PEKK_Jokks 2 года назад +5

      Noticed that too :D

    • @Globalgenocide
      @Globalgenocide 2 года назад +8

      Haha it's almost like there's such a thing as an "University hospital"
      That was my first thought when he said it anyway(beyond the obvious), it would actually be an interesting way to combine the two games.

  • @_cityjunk
    @_cityjunk 2 года назад +27

    Lawrence Cheney drinking out of a Spiff mug is an intersection of talent the world was not prepared for

  • @Uloncl
    @Uloncl 2 года назад +860

    thanks for making the coom joke spiff, truly the bravest youtuber

  • @JG-df1qd
    @JG-df1qd 2 года назад +137

    Challenge: Build a university.
    Spif: Makes ultimate party school with no classes.

    • @jt5765
      @jt5765 2 года назад +7

      Sounds like real life Uni to me 🤷‍♂️

    • @desmondanimus1454
      @desmondanimus1454 2 года назад +5

      More like
      Challenge : Build a university
      Spif : gulag it is then

  • @wbsiwvejdnd
    @wbsiwvejdnd 2 года назад +314

    "Did you know, back in college, thay used to call me, The Drift King"
    -RT

    • @potato8107
      @potato8107 2 года назад +6

      Did you know back in collage, they used to call me, "The Wall King" -RT after finally deleting all those walls probably

  • @UserNotReady
    @UserNotReady 2 года назад +28

    At my university in Australia, the university's security had a roster of which of the permit only car parks they would be patrolling for the week to issue parking violations for any car that didn't display a permit. There were more car parks than what they could check in a day, so hence the roster. The patrol roster was posted on a notice board in the security office. The funny thing was that the notice board itself was on a wall facing a window that had no blinds on it. So anyone walking past the window could see the schedule and know which car parks to avoid and get free parking.

  • @first782
    @first782 2 года назад +796

    After seeing Dan's stream I'm interested to see how the bone zone got made

    • @Cube-o
      @Cube-o 2 года назад +53

      Exactly this. Also negative numbers for number of students continuing and being able to place artifacts for free.

    • @ldftkelly
      @ldftkelly 2 года назад +43

      lmao i want to know how he fuck up the game for dan that dan spent 10 min on stream going how?

    • @gerritvalkering1068
      @gerritvalkering1068 2 года назад +2

      @@ldftkelly I want to see that reaction XD

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 2 года назад +3

      I saw Kevin's side first lol. This all seems soooooo tame in comparison haha.

  • @williama.1747
    @williama.1747 2 года назад +6

    24:56 "If you want to pick up two point hospital..."
    Thank you spiff, yes I do believe that I shall follow the benevolent lord of tea's advice and acquire a completely seperate game.

  • @Skybreaker1337
    @Skybreaker1337 2 года назад +340

    24:57
    "If you want to pick up Two Point Hospital it comes out in early August."
    This is what happens when you mess with time travel via the means of ingesting copious amounts of tea.

    • @OfficerGex
      @OfficerGex 2 года назад +12

      I had to do a double take when I heard him say that. I almost spit out my glorious tea.

    • @cckiller4378
      @cckiller4378 2 года назад +7

      And that's why we drink coffee instead pals
      ......
      "WAIT A SECOND WHERE DID YOU GET THE GUNS FROM??! IT WAS A JOKE GUYS CALM DOWN, PLEASE DON'T KILL M-"

    • @NarutoHigh160
      @NarutoHigh160 2 года назад +2

      He used the wrong tea leaves

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 2 года назад +2

      @@cckiller4378 we must sacrifice the coffee drinkers. You will not be the first, nor last

    • @TheDarkShadow15
      @TheDarkShadow15 Год назад

      Teeeeeaaaaaa

  • @erickschusterdeoliveira2662
    @erickschusterdeoliveira2662 2 года назад +55

    Spiff is the one true lifehack channel, and he's just playing videogames while casually dumping out wallet-saving knowledge.

  • @Artixes
    @Artixes 2 года назад +3098

    “Building a school for torture” sounds like the American school system

    • @WelziFC7
      @WelziFC7 2 года назад +137

      Complete with a shooting range and everything

    • @beatboxonmyfartbox
      @beatboxonmyfartbox 2 года назад +28

      @@WelziFC7 be cooler if they did impaling tho

    • @jm8163
      @jm8163 2 года назад

      And potentially execution!

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 2 года назад +56

      You seen Korean and Chinas education system?

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 2 года назад

      America bad, updoots to the left. Also religion bad. Im realy smart.

  • @siaa7078
    @siaa7078 2 года назад +20

    man you really cought rt off guard, it was very entertaining to watch him figure it out and welldone spiff

  • @devildon2143
    @devildon2143 2 года назад +124

    "aaaaand Kevin i think he plays video games for a living" killed me

    • @ldftkelly
      @ldftkelly 2 года назад +5

      it was a good description of kevin

    • @MajorBaker-vz9go
      @MajorBaker-vz9go 2 года назад +1

      he's created our dear leader, Jim Pickens. praise him

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 2 года назад +10

    Spiff: To make a rock and roll university, we’ll need rocks, rolls and *MONEY*, and Archaeology is the best way to make money
    kEvIN: *aRcHaEOlOgY iS aLl aBoUt rOcK, sO lEt’S gO wItH tHaT!*

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum 2 года назад +93

    Oh god. That present for RT. I can hear him making that confused incredulous 'huhf-what' sound he makes already, bless him.

    • @mrhitisnumberone
      @mrhitisnumberone 2 года назад +1

      Do you know where his video is for this challenge is?

  • @Showsni
    @Showsni 2 года назад +2

    Poor Dan was struggling so hard with the archaeology university Spiff gave him. Spiff alludes to it later in the video, but before handing it over he walled off the entrance. Dan couldn't work out why he was unable to build anywhere (as the students had no path too it), and thought it was something to do with trying to delete the remains of the Dig Site, which he also couldn't work out how to do... He even tried 'phoning Spiff for help, but he didn't answer. :D

  • @sagehiddendragon333
    @sagehiddendragon333 2 года назад +84

    "I believe I saw the Head teacher spying on the dormitories with a pair of binoculars" Some unsuspecting parent

  • @colressliker
    @colressliker 2 года назад +3

    the amount of thought that goes into how spiffing brit acts is hilarious. this dude's got some strict rules down stat somewhere as to how this persona acts. it's amazing.

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 2 года назад +54

    Show up to meetings for random clubs and events right before they end. Ask if they dont mind you taking any extra food home with you for yourself and your crippled starving roommate. Ive gotten about a 85 to 90% success rate of getting multiple pizzas. :D

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 2 года назад +3

      _crippled starving roommate_ ? don't overdo it 🙂

    • @eros5420
      @eros5420 2 года назад +7

      @@embreis2257 well play it by ear. Just make sure if you do have roommates not to tell them the pizza was free. 😈

  • @robertsissco2439
    @robertsissco2439 2 года назад +5

    "What is this? A cofFEE KIOSK?!" I may has spit my water out at that line

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 года назад +105

    Kevin: **goes with archaeology class cuz "Rock" and roll pun and just casually gets mildly rich without even trying**
    Spiff: **carefully studies and researches to discover that archaeology is the best option to make money, and gets filthy rich**

    • @JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911
      @JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 2 года назад +1

      That’s just Kevin in a nut shell 😂

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 года назад +8

      @@JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 Indeed, i just always find it funny when he succeeds thru incompetence

    • @Ludrovisco
      @Ludrovisco 2 года назад +4

      The Chad military genius x the Virgin exploiter

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 2 года назад +2

    YAY! This is so cool that Kevin was included, I'm subscribed to him and the Spiffing Brit and watched many of their videos!

  • @scottbaileymsc
    @scottbaileymsc 2 года назад +38

    I went to an open day at a university and since I enjoyed it they decided to sign me up for the course without me knowing or signing anything. They then tried to charge me £4,000 for the course and since I could prove that I had never been informed that I was on the course and had 0% attendance, they offered to lower it to £3,000. How considerate of them. That was 4 or 5 years ago and I haven't given them a penny

    • @rozu7772
      @rozu7772 2 года назад +5

      Something similar happened to my brother as well. I think they wanted him to pay up somewhere between $3,000 to $5,000.

    • @jeremy5602
      @jeremy5602 2 года назад +4

      Wow. So many questions so little time. Uhh let's see...how did they get your bank info in order to try to charge you the money? Uhh what university? Did you sue them? If not, why the hell not? That's clearly illegal. If so, what came of it? Did you bank have anything to say to you or the university?

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 года назад

      @@jeremy5602 I don't think they had his bank info. They just sent him a bill.

    • @marouaneh175
      @marouaneh175 2 года назад +3

      If they emailed you, you can sue them for internet fraud and make them pay you, probably, I'm not a lawyer.

  • @mr.ballree6287
    @mr.ballree6287 2 года назад +9

    The worst part is this is pretty accurate to most college experiences

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri6127 2 года назад +31

    "students spend months in a maze trying to get to a classroom but when they get there there's no teacher and they're forced to go back through the maze again to get out"
    flagged for copyright infringement on my recurring dream throughout college

  • @jennifermcniel2488
    @jennifermcniel2488 2 года назад +2

    I have a exploit. I have a relative who works at the university. And so because I have a relative that works there, I am given a staff discount and as soon as the grill staff see me, they make me a grilled cheese. And I am like: oh yeah, it's all coming together.

  • @DaedalusRaistlin
    @DaedalusRaistlin 2 года назад +60

    Spiff is totally a Posho. He's got the top hat AND monocle as we've seen in many photos, of which the accuracy can not be in doubt.

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba Год назад +1

      That’s just casual “popping down to the corner shop” attire in the UK.
      For proper Posho, look up Morning Dress, it’s the level above Black Tie.

  • @XxdatbootyXx
    @XxdatbootyXx 2 года назад +2

    Lawrence Chaney and the spiffing Brit is a collaborative effort that I didn’t know I needed

  • @TnD_BigJax
    @TnD_BigJax 2 года назад +178

    We're lucky Spiff voluntarily confines himself to video games
    Imaging the sheer exploitative terror he would unleash upon the world if he realised his potential and gained political power

    • @Dizzifying1
      @Dizzifying1 2 года назад +25

      How do you think the British Empire started? How do you think the love of tea spread so far? To think that God-King Spiff couldn't of found the immortality exploit in prehistory is foolish. He is only hiding his true exploitative prowess...

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 года назад +3

      @@Dizzifying1 Spiff controlled every aspect of 1066.

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 2 года назад

      Our so-called "Empire" was built by proto-corporate Spiffs who realized morality didn't apply to them and went forth to unleash every exploit available.

    • @marchernandez4596
      @marchernandez4596 2 года назад +4

      Can't be worse than with many politicians.

    • @hugorodrigues2129
      @hugorodrigues2129 2 года назад +4

      @@Dizzifying1 Ahem... It was a Portuguese exploiter that brought the tea habit to the UK, everything is perfectly balanced as usual, since UK and Portugal have been exploiting together for centuries and are also the world's oldest alliance, since they seem to perfectly exploit everything for whichever God's reason.

  • @northenice
    @northenice 2 года назад +3

    The fact that Spiffinmoore is part of the Steam game preview gallery says a lot about this game and The Spiffing Brit.

  • @baronvonrhaptzody5440
    @baronvonrhaptzody5440 2 года назад +20

    Spiff: (makes the entire school grounds a dig site)
    Me: So it’s “Holes”, basically.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +2

      I thought that was a juvie, not a school. Or are you meaning to say Spiffs schools are basically prisons?

    • @baronvonrhaptzody5440
      @baronvonrhaptzody5440 2 года назад +2

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Hey you said it, not me ;)

  • @gutczer8467
    @gutczer8467 2 года назад +3

    Spiff after discovering that you can stack walls on top of each other: "Do not underestimate humanity's infinite potential for malice!"

  • @theravencriesatdawn
    @theravencriesatdawn 2 года назад +130

    As a professional archaeologist, this is definitely exactly what school was like.

  • @killerkip1
    @killerkip1 2 года назад +1

    I used my student ID from a college I went to for a single semester, for 5 years, I used it to get into the college arcade, which was a pool hall with tons of free arcade machines and cheap snacks.
    I also used it to use their gym, indoor pool, and to get into local fairs and movies for free.

  • @crazytemplar8312
    @crazytemplar8312 2 года назад +17

    Back in highschool when I was 18 I could get away with a lot just because of my age, which I more than used to my advantage. Due to this I was allowed to sign myself out of school and leave whenever. Anytime I would get written up and got after school detention or lunch detention ect... ( they stopped doing out of school suspension cause of me) I wouldn't have to show up simply because they weren't allowed to keep me in the building or force me to show up. And while yes they could give you more detentions for not showing up they'd all get removed anyways at the end of each quarter. In the end I caused a lot of hell and chaos making school a lot more fun... for me anyways

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 года назад

      I'm surprised they didn't try to deny you graduation or something like that. Surely you weren't the first 18 year old to get detention. They have to have some sort of plan for this. Maybe they could change the policy to require students to serve detention if they want to get credit for classes. That's one way I could see them solving what should have been an obvious problem in their detention policy.

    • @crazytemplar8312
      @crazytemplar8312 2 года назад

      @@greywolf7577 see your first mistake is assuming I graduated

    • @blank33x
      @blank33x 2 года назад

      Yeah i was sorta the same. i would just keep getting suspended for minor things, say it was all bullshit to my parents talking my way out of it then stay home and play black ops 2 on the Xbox. but then they figured it out what i was doing so they put me in isolation. and surprisingly i got so much more work done because i was never distracting or getting distracted. but then in about year 10 - 11 i started to enjoy school.

  • @jasminholst
    @jasminholst 2 года назад +1

    ''take yourselfs a nice warm cup of tea''
    me: takes a sip from his yorkshire tea

  • @sandhiwistara9128
    @sandhiwistara9128 2 года назад +13

    RT after spiff done :"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SPIFF I CAN'T DO ANYTHING"

  • @CrowCandorra
    @CrowCandorra 2 года назад +3

    Making Money with Archeology might be one of the most british things there are XD

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 2 года назад +18

    The joy in Spiff's voice when he's building that one wall 😂

  • @TankTheDragon
    @TankTheDragon 6 месяцев назад

    Sega: "We need you to create the most Rock and Roll university in the world"
    Spiff, mid whipping his students to bring back artifacts for the Spiffco Museum: "Huh? You say something?"

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 2 года назад +44

    i absolutely love that Spiff has evolved a long time ago and found perfectly balanced situations in the real world.
    But im also disappointed because going to university where i live costs ~350 each semester/6 months, it also comes with free public transport. But with that amount of money you cant get an equivalent adult transport ticket for 4 months.
    I mean... thats balanced. Just not perfectly.
    It was balanced enough to have a family friend be a student for 25 years straight without attending university (except for signing up for a course) .... because he was at work lol

  • @Incoherent-excitement
    @Incoherent-excitement 2 года назад +1

    I love how you seemingly always find a way to break games in the most interesting ways. 😂 17:24 Subtle nod to Outside Xbox & Outside Xtra RUclips channel with those blue print mats in the classroom.

  • @EnforcerX71
    @EnforcerX71 2 года назад +120

    13:40 : RTGame simply has no understanding of Spiff's British genius.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 2 года назад +22

      I mean imagine someone doing a rock n roll challange and you get the school and its basically no teachers, hard mode, nearly no students but 2million cash. I would be so confused

    • @EriksGarbage
      @EriksGarbage 2 года назад

      You'd think an Irishman would expect to get boned by the Brit

    • @JIKwood
      @JIKwood 2 года назад +7

      @@THEJPIndustry also it's a barren wasteland

  • @Fizzlecris
    @Fizzlecris 24 дня назад

    I absolutely adore you've just exploited a game while at the same time exploited the entire student system in our country! And it was just a throw away bit in the middle of the video! Im dieing! XD

  • @__-bk6mm
    @__-bk6mm 2 года назад +8

    24:57 when spiff has been scamming so hard he forgets which game he’s playing 🤣🤣🤣🥳

  • @WisdomLearner
    @WisdomLearner 2 года назад +1

    Spiff: What really matters in running a university is making money.
    Me in debt of college fees: Why does if feel so real

  • @pamelasmith4230
    @pamelasmith4230 2 года назад +71

    Jesse:has coffee kiosk
    Spiff:disgusting
    Also Spiff:erase it from reality

  • @jacekatalakis8316
    @jacekatalakis8316 2 года назад +1

    I'm now worried when Spiff gets Kevin's map, all the students will be in the basement, Jim Pickens is the dean, and chaos reigns supreme.
    Also lost it at Dan's what are you doing question. I was wondering that with the inherited map too

  • @ShiftyMcGoggles
    @ShiftyMcGoggles 2 года назад +8

    University hack:
    Buy a printer, like a cheap one. Then, print things for people for your choice of beverage per print, with a cap of 4 sheets and never in colour.
    So long as you always make sure to collect on that drink, each cartridge will cover the cost of the printer and intelf, and then some, in the cash you save on buying drinks. Also, you'll be able to print what you want and avoid the scam that is print costs at the library.

  • @leep5038
    @leep5038 2 года назад

    @24:56 you had one job spiff! read out the correct game title XD god bless you sir!

  • @TheWizardsOfOz
    @TheWizardsOfOz 2 года назад +41

    Nice to see Anna Rudolf in a perfectly balanced video.

  • @SHADOMEGA7569
    @SHADOMEGA7569 2 года назад

    0:20 oh boy wait til Josh (lets game it out) steps into the ring then you'll be crushed spiff. sorry to dissapoint you on that one. you're good at breaking games to the point of crashes but josh becomes indie devs most wanted each update that fixes the exploits.
    much respect to you spiff, keep up the goodwork and keep sippin that yorkshire tea

  • @jamestheepic2510
    @jamestheepic2510 2 года назад +74

    ‘Classrooms that don’t get used because 50% of our students aren’t allowed in them’ just gives me Covid lockdown PTSD

  • @genericfakename4372
    @genericfakename4372 2 года назад +1

    In terms of exploiting college, mine was a rather low-key one: School offered a ~3k/semester scholarship for it's inaugural class. My state had a seperate 3k/semester scholarship based on standardized test results. Tuituion was only in the realm of 3.5k/semester. Between the two, I wasn't paying to go to college-I was being paid to go.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 года назад +29

    Can we talk about how Spiff and Kevin had almost the exact same idea?

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +8

      But with completely diferent motivations. Spiff did it for profit, Kevin for a really bad pun. Showcases rather nicely where their values lie.

  • @TheGreyKami
    @TheGreyKami 2 года назад +3

    The college that Spiff leaves behind is a nightmare, but it's a PROFITABLE nightmare

  • @rutekpr6076
    @rutekpr6076 2 года назад +5

    A few years ago when I was studying, our University was giving cash for every student that got married. Guess what? A lot of students got married and after a month, divorced to get bunch od money. It was one time paycheck worth of almost year of student fee.

  • @Guro-Blue-kun
    @Guro-Blue-kun 2 года назад +2

    I'm loving this 'mini-series'! Watching everyone's contribution and take on it was a blast!
    Thanks for participating to it, Spiff! 💙

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 2 года назад +12

    Looking forward to RT realizing how many walls there are on that one spot^^

  • @radgaming8437
    @radgaming8437 2 года назад +1

    Loved this video! I only just saw this game, and was contemplating picking it up. This is like roller coaster tycoon meets prison architect

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 2 года назад +28

    The #1 problem with the American school system is not the lack of proper life skill classes or even the gun violence, _it's the lack of availability of tea_

  • @joesmith9920
    @joesmith9920 2 года назад +1

    Spiff is definitely familiar with Mark Twain's quote: "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."

  • @freezeboy13
    @freezeboy13 2 года назад +34

    Finding out archeology was the optimal thing to teach means kevin knew more then we thought 👀

  • @Frogmood
    @Frogmood Год назад +1

    I would argue that the dig site in fact IS rock. Not roll, so much, but rock for sure.

  • @thomasfleming8131
    @thomasfleming8131 2 года назад +10

    24:55 "if you want to pick up Two Point HOSPITAL it comes out in early August".
    Whooooooops.

    • @Mambaru
      @Mambaru 2 года назад

      Came here to say the same :)

  • @princefarron5484
    @princefarron5484 2 года назад

    The man not only exploits games but he exploits challenges too! Everybody's going to be playing with guitars and he's having people dig in the sand. Bro you just gained some major respect points from me having an exploit channel work IRL.

  • @KernowGaming
    @KernowGaming 2 года назад +8

    As a qualified archaeologist, everything Spiff said hits so very close to home about archaeology. I mean, it’s hard to say he’s wrong when you notice the British Museum

    • @Jordi_NL
      @Jordi_NL 2 года назад +2

      The british museum just operates on the most basic of rules mankind has known.
      Namely: Finders keepers

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 года назад +1

      Hard to feel bad when the country of origin would smash it to pieces or lose it or let it get stolen.

  • @SethanderWald
    @SethanderWald Год назад

    9:50 that happiness icon couldn't be more fitting 😂

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 2 года назад +21

    "AND KEVIN! ... He uh...plays video games" I'm interested to see how Spiff deals with Kevin's work as I saw that video and...yeah.
    Edit: Looks like I need to wait for the next one to see Kevin's original campus. Oh well.

    • @gabrieljoseozanan6989
      @gabrieljoseozanan6989 2 года назад +5

      It'll certainly be quite the treat, considering how they broke the game in entirely different ways!

  • @goshdoshgaming6508
    @goshdoshgaming6508 2 года назад +1

    I find it hillarious that the second half with the posh and music students is basically how Diablo Immortal runs. They build the game to maximise for the Posh and the music students are the players that came for a game they didn't ultimately get and the university or devs didn't give a damn about the music students suffering.

  • @GamerXenith
    @GamerXenith 2 года назад +7

    Leave it to Spiff to break a game's economy as soon as he gets his hands on it 🤣

  • @pokeman747
    @pokeman747 2 года назад +1

    Poor Anna having to play with you lot. I mean she's with Kevin so she can probably handle a fair bit of insanity but I feel like she's definitely the least malevolent of the bunch. I would say we need you guys to play her in chess but knowing spiff he'd have some kind of exploit involving signalling with a tube of lipstick or something.

    • @pokeman747
      @pokeman747 2 года назад

      I take it back Anna got you good

  • @AZ-rl7pg
    @AZ-rl7pg 2 года назад +9

    Ah so Kevin was still a tactical genius even when running a school

  • @vincenttrigg4521
    @vincenttrigg4521 2 года назад +2

    Spiff: There will be a sequel!
    Me: so that was a lie

  • @alikagandadasbilge6763
    @alikagandadasbilge6763 2 года назад +3

    Today I learned Spiff was exploiting real life all the way back in university

  • @eloquentmydear
    @eloquentmydear 2 года назад +1

    Thank god SOMEONE found "if it's not fun, no-one's going to come" as funny as I did. RT and Kevin didn't comment on it and I was so sad lmao

  • @AsterixCodix
    @AsterixCodix 2 года назад +4

    Ah yes, Archaeology. Truly the "rock" and roll course

    • @Failedlegend
      @Failedlegend 2 года назад

      Just gotta set them on fire and they'll be rolling too

  • @oz459
    @oz459 2 года назад

    Been enrolled as an IT student in a renowned German university for almost a year now. I have never even seen the building from the outside. Tuition is a bit but the money I save from discounts, from not having to get my own insurances and being able to keep on being covered by family insurances, from the ticket for public transportation and from “child money” my parents keep on getting (which alone is more than the tuition) is definitely worth it.

  • @MasterRiverSplitter
    @MasterRiverSplitter 2 года назад +4

    I feel like disclosing too much info could jeapordize me so lets just say thanks to some oversights in the system my university used I now have a lifetime of free Amazon Prime along with a few other benefits

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 2 года назад

    Those freeze-frames and zooms make the purple elf creature look _drunk as fuck_ and I can't stop laughing.

  • @dylantetreault3943
    @dylantetreault3943 2 года назад +12

    This seems better than the school system.

  • @trevorthompson6825
    @trevorthompson6825 2 года назад

    "If youtubers are good at one thing, it's scamming teenagers"
    Whoa there, that hit pretty deep and true for such an offhand joke like that lmao.

  • @nate43131
    @nate43131 2 года назад +20

    I am an archaeologist and would appreciate this course.

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 2 года назад +1

    That first campus looks like an excellent spot to drive 15 cars......
    CAUSE WE ALL WANNA LIVE TO BE BIG ROCK STARS

  • @HarrysYoutubee
    @HarrysYoutubee 2 года назад +4

    Love the videos honestly just sniping for the exploits

  • @myxfit
    @myxfit 2 года назад

    In the basement of our dormitory was a magical vending machine. When you placed a $1 bill into this vending machine, you got $100 in credit. Of course, you could still only buy 1 thing with this much credit, but it would try to refund you the difference, in coins. The result being that you essentially got all of the coins that had been inserted into the machine... at least since the last "in-the-know" person cleaned it out. It was usually good for a few dollars worth of quarters at least.

  • @ZacHawkins42
    @ZacHawkins42 2 года назад +3

    So many jump scares in this video. That ham planet in the purple dress is almost too much for my poor heart to take.

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 2 года назад

      if you're feeling that fragile, perhaps lay down and rest your precious self

    • @kathrineici9811
      @kathrineici9811 2 года назад

      Ikr? My eyes are bleeding and my misandry is growing

  • @joshuatucker2521
    @joshuatucker2521 2 года назад +1

    Pretty sure Spiff has actually worked as a University Administrator here in the US. He's perfectly replicated my college experience