GOP Takes Baby Steps Towards Admitting The Reality That Joe Biden Is Our President-Elect

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  • Опубликовано: 15 июн 2024
  • While the current president remains hunkered down at the White House reviewing legal strategies with Rudy Giuliani, Republican lawmakers like Sen. Marco Rubio are beginning to publicly admit the truth that Joe Biden will be sworn in as President in January. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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  • @TherealRoxanneW
    @TherealRoxanneW 3 года назад +1970

    His wife's giggle is better than 10,000 laughs from strangers... do you know how funny you have to be to get your spouse to laugh...🤗

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 3 года назад +84

      This is SO true...my husband and I've been together since 16 or so and random folks can laugh but there's NOTHING like your spouse enjoying your humor 🤗🧡

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 3 года назад +5

      As funny as me? 😊

    • @KB-wl4ip
      @KB-wl4ip 3 года назад +35

      I'm always listening for her laugh lol

    • @helloismabye
      @helloismabye 3 года назад +35

      She's just in love with him

    • @kaileygreen1631
      @kaileygreen1631 3 года назад +45

      I think we should encourage Trump to go to Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving. Then, while he's out, we toss his stuff into boxes, put it out on the curb, and change the locks.

  • @PRDreams
    @PRDreams 3 года назад +231

    His wife's giggles were magic. I enjoyed having someone laughing as much as we were. She is priceless.

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 3 года назад +13

      Evie Colbert in the background is the best part of the covid era

    • @Fretless99
      @Fretless99 3 года назад +3

      I am getting a little crush on Evie !
      Sorry Stephen C., I promise to be respectful

    • @kamleshpatel9685
      @kamleshpatel9685 3 года назад +2

      Trump never pays his bills joke is on you Guliani

  • @olivia8980
    @olivia8980 3 года назад +605

    Stephen's so clearly showing off for his wife and it's adorable.

    • @Vitriol-Divergent
      @Vitriol-Divergent 3 года назад +11

      I mean, who wouldn't?

    • @serious.business
      @serious.business 3 года назад +1

      Examples? Or you're making it up

    • @Amaya313
      @Amaya313 3 года назад

      YES! :D

    • @gfear24
      @gfear24 3 года назад +26

      To be fair, her infectious laugh has made her a star.

    • @lisajean228
      @lisajean228 3 года назад +21

      She’s really the only audience that matters!

  • @harolynattar9904
    @harolynattar9904 3 года назад +35

    I love when Evy is in the room. Her laughter is infectious and I love that she has her glass of wine on stand by!🤣🍹

  • @erickrios7947
    @erickrios7947 3 года назад +1825

    In non-related news... Stephen and his wife's relationship is adorable.

    • @smithjohn383
      @smithjohn383 3 года назад +10

      Maybe but I'm still wondering how Evie "oh, absolutely" knows how hard Hemsworth is compared to Stephen.

    • @neceynecey4679
      @neceynecey4679 3 года назад +13

      She seems to be making sure he eats well 😷😂😷

    • @angelatowler3962
      @angelatowler3962 3 года назад +39

      Stephen’s wife laughing that much is 110% the wholesomeness we need

    • @jazlynaisya6425
      @jazlynaisya6425 3 года назад +34

      @no fux have you seen the segment where he talked abt meeting his wife? the way that he talked abt her i'm sure they're each other's biggest fan lmao

    • @aconcernedcitizen5779
      @aconcernedcitizen5779 3 года назад +3

      @@neceynecey4679 what the hell is wrong with you

  • @NameOfRain
    @NameOfRain 3 года назад +639

    I think we should encourage Trump to go to Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving. Then, while he's out, we toss his stuff into boxes, put it out on the curb, and change the locks.

    • @alexbrown4426
      @alexbrown4426 3 года назад +9

      No no, he's got a point.

    • @patrickrkruger
      @patrickrkruger 3 года назад +53

      Now, now. The law states jan 20th at 12pm. Lets not start acting like republicans.

    • @noahwoodland1592
      @noahwoodland1592 3 года назад +16

      Or we could just paint Black Lives Matter on his new outdoor white house walls. Would he tear 'em down or no?

    • @alexbrown4426
      @alexbrown4426 3 года назад +7

      @@noahwoodland1592 should be the grey house anyways bruh

    • @estherpiry3913
      @estherpiry3913 3 года назад +15

      Didn't he cancel it? he's afraid he can't go back to the big WH.

  • @dmc01
    @dmc01 3 года назад +28

    Everytime Colbert makes a Tolkien reference, a Dwarf gets his wings

  • @currentxchange
    @currentxchange 3 года назад +25

    The writers really knocked it out of the park with this one. Excellent.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 года назад

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

    • @findingsolutions198
      @findingsolutions198 3 года назад

      Bread and circus are getting better day by day

  • @markdobies6418
    @markdobies6418 3 года назад +2178

    Isn’t this adorable with his wife laughing off camera? Relationship goals.

    • @haleynoelle2598
      @haleynoelle2598 3 года назад +173

      Her giggling and him flirting with her during the show is the only thing keeping me going at this point tbh.

    • @Romanceguru
      @Romanceguru 3 года назад +87

      It’s rare to see 2 people so completely suited for one another. ❤️

    • @deBASHmode
      @deBASHmode 3 года назад +42

      She’s adorable. 🙂

    • @OtaconOcelot
      @OtaconOcelot 3 года назад +27

      @Pete Mason yes lol I want it to stay this way

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 3 года назад +64

      It's like he's putting on a show just for her, but we're invited. She is the (literally) audience proxy.

  • @jdax21
    @jdax21 3 года назад +435

    "Trump has a coup inside a coup. That's just coo coo!"
    I love the writers on this show...😁
    Admittedly, Colbert's jokes are always made even better by the delightful laughter of Colbert's wife.

    • @nilulal545
      @nilulal545 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @ShushanthPrabhu
      @ShushanthPrabhu 3 года назад

      That's the best joke today

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 3 года назад

      +jdax21 ~ 8yo little Richie has a brilliant future ahead. :-D

    • @LiquiProductions
      @LiquiProductions 3 года назад

      Because a 2 year old could write these jokes?

    • @HimonoOnna90
      @HimonoOnna90 3 года назад +2

      honestly their functioning relationship gives me life! Especially between all the chaos it's great to see them interact for even a few seconds.

  • @laudysmartinez1475
    @laudysmartinez1475 3 года назад +6

    Seeing Stephen being happier is very uplifting. It's a distinct difference from the shows before the election.

  • @nicolethoff2920
    @nicolethoff2920 3 года назад +35

    When she's there, his shows are better. We have the privilege to see his desire to shine for his wife

  • @sethd6485
    @sethd6485 3 года назад +262

    Evie is ADORABLE. I live for the moments when she laughs at Stephen’s jokes in the background. Couple goals!

    • @JLM498
      @JLM498 3 года назад +17

      Agreed! She’s so sweet!

    • @joelquintero6888
      @joelquintero6888 3 года назад +8

      @josephcrsn I think we found the Frustrated Angry Virgin Guy with No friends!

    • @cameronkrause4712
      @cameronkrause4712 3 года назад

      me too. though i do wonder if perhaps she's just drunk. she has that nice full laugh.

    • @shawnebk
      @shawnebk 3 года назад

      AsinLoVeYUnz.link

    • @evelynmercado8444
      @evelynmercado8444 3 года назад

      That’s my name, too!

  • @Turuial
    @Turuial 3 года назад +261

    Woohoo! Evie is here! Stephen is always so much happier when she's with him.

    • @coleenparsons4905
      @coleenparsons4905 3 года назад +4

      I tune in to hear her laugh now. Thanks 2020?

    • @Turuial
      @Turuial 3 года назад +2

      @@coleenparsons4905 Yep, yep, yep! I had to Google how they met after tonight's installment of quarantinewhile.

    • @Posiman
      @Posiman 3 года назад +3

      ...And less drunk...

  • @cassandraveritas6573
    @cassandraveritas6573 3 года назад +80

    This is why I filter most of my news through comedians, they tell the truth.

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 3 года назад +2

      You honestly think this is all Colberts thoughts??? There’s at least half a dozen writers on this show.

    • @guiniverebehounek6174
      @guiniverebehounek6174 3 года назад

      Yep.

    • @cassandraveritas6573
      @cassandraveritas6573 3 года назад +2

      @@christopherrivas4403 I know how it works but in case others out there don't, thanks.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 года назад

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

    • @findingsolutions198
      @findingsolutions198 3 года назад

      🤣 i used to think like this before realize media are owned just by a little bunch of people

  • @DavidDOquendo
    @DavidDOquendo 3 года назад +547

    The best audience member ever is Steven’s wife.

    • @FannyVonFluff
      @FannyVonFluff 3 года назад +5

      She's a treasure

    • @buildsmall
      @buildsmall 3 года назад

      @@FannyVonFluff? 3w234e
      RW to 53

    • @fourtwelve412
      @fourtwelve412 3 года назад

      @Valo B I died

    • @oxenfree6192
      @oxenfree6192 3 года назад +7

      What a great thing to have a spouse who supports you and still giggles at everything you say after many years of marriage.

    • @jeromefitzroy
      @jeromefitzroy 3 года назад

      Poor wifey

  • @chandlervannoy815
    @chandlervannoy815 3 года назад +226

    I love that all of Headlines that have Trumps name are marked “T****”

    • @TorchwoodPandP
      @TorchwoodPandP 3 года назад +20

      Well, it has become a four-letter-word...
      Oh, sorry, they are still recounting

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 3 года назад +6

      Next, let's censored his face from any media coverage.

    • @BarryRowlingsonBaz
      @BarryRowlingsonBaz 3 года назад +2

      @Nancy Lanno I noticed the T******** a few days ago - did he explain why they're doing that?

    • @matiakd
      @matiakd 3 года назад +1

      @Nancy Lanno and again at 3:00

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 года назад +9

      He mentioned about a month ago he won't print the president's name anymore.

  • @babablacksheepdog
    @babablacksheepdog 3 года назад +17

    "That tree looks like it went on its last march to Isengard." Gotta love a Tolkien fan.

  • @maburg713
    @maburg713 3 года назад +119

    I'm always happy when the Wife is here. She's got that adorable giggle, and he seems more "on fire" than usual. LOVE it!!

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 3 года назад +5

      He puffs up when she laughs. It's adorable.

    • @bbingtube
      @bbingtube 3 года назад +2

      I know *edit Evie has gotta stay! They are my relationship goals

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 3 года назад +3

      Her name is Evie

    • @maburg713
      @maburg713 3 года назад

      @@elenachristian9860 - I know, right?? Just so sweet!!

    • @maburg713
      @maburg713 3 года назад

      @@bbingtube - Yep! He's *always* great, but he's immeasurably better when she's sitting on the couch, giving her opinion through her laughter ;)

  • @bethgerz7757
    @bethgerz7757 3 года назад +376

    Stephen Colbert doesn't need an audience. I think this venue suits him so much better. It's personal, professional, and sooo funny!

    • @bafflezbiz
      @bafflezbiz 3 года назад +43

      I've said this from the beginning. So many of these shows/hosts fall flat without the tailored suits, boisterous audiences, flashy sets, and sharp cinematography. Somehow Colbert has maintained top quality and who needs a queued applauding audience when I'm already laughing? And of course we all love the charming dynamic of his wife giggling away from the eves...

    • @budjitresvalles6397
      @budjitresvalles6397 3 года назад +3

      Indeed. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 3 года назад +3

      it's so funny/cringe trying to watch *Jimmy Kimmel sometimes because he "Have to" have a small audience to laugh at his mostly NOT funny jokes* ..If it wasn't for Gilermo force laughing it would bomb

    • @charliec.8303
      @charliec.8303 3 года назад +6

      I agree with you Beth Gerz. I was just thinking the same thing. He’s well suited to this kind of straight to the camera thing. He’s confident, composed, and most importantly, funny!

    • @cardboard87
      @cardboard87 3 года назад +13

      Fully agree with everyone else. Stephen Colbert, Seth Myers, and John Oliver have excellent comedic timing, and need no audience. I'm sure they all miss their audiences though. They bring an energy that the hosts feed off of even though they add no value to the shows for me.

  • @AustenObsessed
    @AustenObsessed 3 года назад +11

    An episode where he sings, makes a Lord of the Ring reference and his wife laughed though out the monologue . . . . Excellent!

  • @johnorosz7477
    @johnorosz7477 3 года назад +87

    Electoral Colleges, Gerrymandering, Faithless Electors. American "democracy" is just infuriatingly absurd.

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 3 года назад +5

      We are a republic and always has been. Too many morons exist for a democracy to be a good idea

    • @CloverField83
      @CloverField83 3 года назад +3

      @@Wylie288 All republics are democracies, not all democracies are republics

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 3 года назад

      @@CloverField83 The electoral college completely violates the definition of democracy. Republics are not democracies.

    • @CArnoldi1
      @CArnoldi1 3 года назад

      I think a nation can be any combination of democracy and republic. Though I guess a republic without democracy would be exotic and difficult to implement.

    • @Iownly
      @Iownly 3 года назад +2

      @@CArnoldi1 Jared is right. In political science republic is defined as a non monarchic regime. This includes dictatorships and aristocracies (a republic without democracy is not very exotic because there are plenty of dictatorships in the world). Democracy on the other hand means sovereignity of the people. Moreover, the electoral college is just another voting system - it does not contradict democracy at all.

  • @makeup_n_melmakeup_n_mel225
    @makeup_n_melmakeup_n_mel225 3 года назад +317

    Your wife makes this show now! Her giggles are better than any laugh track.

    • @waltbenson4391
      @waltbenson4391 3 года назад

      Just a fool laughing at another fool.

    • @cautemoc4624
      @cautemoc4624 3 года назад +13

      @@waltbenson4391 Mom! They're making fun of meee! Make them stoOOop!

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 3 года назад +8

      Hope she's on the payroll now! She's the best!

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 3 года назад +4

      @@waltbenson4391 and you're watching why????

    • @Earthpsalm
      @Earthpsalm 3 года назад +1

      Yes! We need her at every show!!!

  • @Directorslashwriter
    @Directorslashwriter 3 года назад +71

    I have to say, having Stephen's wife there gives me an extra bit of warmth. It feels that his whole purpose is to make his wife laugh, and that gives me the feels .

  • @kathleenallopenna9224
    @kathleenallopenna9224 3 года назад +57

    Trump was never concerned about human life. He has proven it several times throughout his time in office. How anyone can think he is a decent person is beyond me. I'm so glad he's out of there😑

    • @Micaela1527
      @Micaela1527 3 года назад

      Kathleen Allopenna.. Biden supports abortion.. while Trump has defunded many abortion clinics and shut them down

    • @kathleenallopenna9224
      @kathleenallopenna9224 3 года назад +1

      @@Micaela1527 this man lies about everything. He is the father of lies. I truly believe this. That's why he spewed disease everywhere he went. He refused to protect the American people. He has his own agenda him and the swamp rats in office. He's lied about the election and everyone says it's legal. He will be the downfall of us all.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 года назад

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @Beezer.D.B.
    @Beezer.D.B. 3 года назад +95

    He canceled his trip to Mar-a-Lago because he was afraid the WH doors would be locked when he got back.

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 3 года назад +5

      It was because he knew his time as president is coming to an end and wanted to spend his last Christmas in the White House. It’s sad.

    • @Beezer.D.B.
      @Beezer.D.B. 3 года назад +4

      @@dr.g3860 - It actually is sad. And I don't know if you meant that sarcastically or actually, but it is sad. My thoughts though, regardless, are that he could do so much right now, and do good things in his final days there, as opposed to the tear-down he's doing. So I have very little sympathy...save this much --->

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 3 года назад +4

      @@Beezer.D.B. I was being sarcastic, though.

    • @Beezer.D.B.
      @Beezer.D.B. 3 года назад +4

      @@dr.g3860 - Good, lol! I didn’t want to step on any toes just because someone felt sorry for him.

    • @loujones4031
      @loujones4031 3 года назад

      That's funny!"

  • @Fooma777
    @Fooma777 3 года назад +805

    Are we censoring T****’s name now? I’m into it.

    • @queerym87
      @queerym87 3 года назад +34

      I fucking LOVE it xD

    • @aaahandynewtry5978
      @aaahandynewtry5978 3 года назад +14

      YES

    • @bruhmoment7801
      @bruhmoment7801 3 года назад +11

      Or rump

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 года назад +14

      We need a sump pump.

    • @mwater_moon2865
      @mwater_moon2865 3 года назад +28

      It's so fitting since the current bump in office loves hearing his own name so much, stop giving him what he wants

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 3 года назад +64

    This just in: Rudy Giuliani will tomorrow be publicly announcing his new legal challenge from the parking lot of The Marriott Brothers Parts and Spares, right between Big Jim's Fertilizers and Buttplugs-R-Us, in Baldtop, Nebraska.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 3 года назад +6

      And here I had staked out the alley behind Ritz Spa and Pool Suppiles. Frankly, it was pretty nasty, what with the sewage treatment plant across the way, so I"m glad they moved it.

    • @pemdechen6300
      @pemdechen6300 3 года назад

      Hahaha

    • @aliciaroca8942
      @aliciaroca8942 3 года назад

      Buttplugs-R-Us LOL! I spit my coffee.

  • @lynsmedstad4935
    @lynsmedstad4935 3 года назад +4

    Loving your smile that has returned and you eyes are sparkling! As a Canadian I have been following you and hoping that things would turn out well. As a Canadian I and millions of others are so happy for you and your country!

  • @hekatsees9449
    @hekatsees9449 3 года назад +107

    Colbert’s wife truly enjoys his humor... That is lovely...

  • @randygu8378
    @randygu8378 3 года назад +227

    "Trump has a coup inside a coup. That's just coo coo!"
    I love the writers on this show...😁

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 3 года назад +6

      Coup coup.

    • @soleprobe
      @soleprobe 3 года назад

      The most forbidden documentary in history:
      “Europa The Last Battle” at archive dot org

    • @joeeccles985
      @joeeccles985 3 года назад

      You sound like a expert on the subject matter.

    • @soleprobe
      @soleprobe 3 года назад

      @Nikolai Hansen No it’s the anti-mass murdering, anti-pedophilia, anti-communists doc that reveals the true history. There are organized criminal gangs (gangsters) in every ethnic group and no organized criminal gang is above reproach because of their ethnicity. You are either saying that this ethnic group has no organized criminal element or you are saying that exposing the organized criminal element within this ethnic group is the same as hating the whole group. Italians would not call someone anti-Italian for exposing the crimes of their gangsters (the Italian Mafia). Exposing the crimes of the international money gangsters does not make someone anti-(their ethnic group). Those who accuses people of hating an entire ethnic group for exposing the crimes of its gangsters are using that entire ethnic group to cover up the crimes of its gangsters. That is not only hatred towards that entire ethnic group (bigotry) but a criminal act by colluding with gangsters.

  • @arctiknitter
    @arctiknitter 3 года назад +2

    I love hearing his wife laughing in the background!

  • @suzanaslejmar6166
    @suzanaslejmar6166 3 года назад +56

    Trump never pays his bills joke is on you Guliani

  • @elizabethwahlborg5954
    @elizabethwahlborg5954 3 года назад +4

    I love when Colbert's wife is there. Her laughter is contagious!

    • @sarahjohn8283
      @sarahjohn8283 3 года назад

      Hello Elizabeth how are you doing

  • @timmullen678
    @timmullen678 3 года назад +171

    Trump can get a job working at his golf course. His experience as a bunker inspector will come in handy.

    • @boudica3356
      @boudica3356 3 года назад +9

      He can't do that, he'll be in prison

    • @cayk481
      @cayk481 3 года назад +2

      and as a garbage disposal. he'll just eat everything you throw away

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 3 года назад

      As Biden spent weeks in his basement

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 3 года назад

      @@boudica3356 there’s no reason nor probably cause for him to be in prison. Maybe your lord and savior Biden and Hilary

    • @djcmission
      @djcmission 3 года назад

      Wrong thread.

  • @jozz2248
    @jozz2248 3 года назад +188

    Colbert found himself a keeper, she even laughs at his Tolkien jokes. 😄

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 3 года назад +9

      One might say it was a token laugh, though.

    • @devanto564
      @devanto564 3 года назад +15

      @@danielgehring7437 It's a Tolkien laugh.

    • @dizzyonaball4623
      @dizzyonaball4623 3 года назад +14

      It's not all perfect; she keeps a Bilbo in the bedside drawer.

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones 3 года назад +6

      @@dizzyonaball4623 Her hobbits behind closed doors are her own business.

    • @jimstim4560
      @jimstim4560 3 года назад +4

      Honestly that was a really wholesome moment when the camera panned to his wife laughing.

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 3 года назад +298

    Stephen’s wife laughing that much is 110% the wholesomeness we need

  • @PaperPlateClorox
    @PaperPlateClorox 3 года назад +63

    His wife is so lucky. I’d love to be married to Stephen Colbert.

    • @BrentRogers5
      @BrentRogers5 3 года назад +6

      It's his infectious smile and humour isn't it?

    • @johnrogers9481
      @johnrogers9481 3 года назад

      Ha, I bet he wouldn't agree, about the luck of his wife.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад +2

      Better buck up on your Silmarillion knowledge.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 3 года назад

      Ikr? Or Leno, Kimmel...anyone funny and famous..

  • @janetpartyka6600
    @janetpartyka6600 3 года назад +48

    Folks, Lindsey Graham should resign. PERIOD.

    • @leebehl3063
      @leebehl3063 3 года назад +1

      He should've been voted out of office...what the heck happened there?

    • @alfanydiaz8095
      @alfanydiaz8095 3 года назад

      And go to jail too. To slow down his horses. He thinks he is the most relevant man here. Enabling @55 kissing traitor.

    • @dorkthrone
      @dorkthrone 3 года назад +1

      But he won't. Deciding to be honorable by resigning would require a moral center or conscience. He isn't interested in that. He wants to crush his enemies and see them driven before him. He has an agenda, and he will never abandon it.

  • @choeyoonsun1
    @choeyoonsun1 3 года назад +5

    Thank you for helping me maintaining my mental health for the past four years.

  • @kelliepastellie8619
    @kelliepastellie8619 3 года назад +78

    Melania Trump to her Divorce Attorney:
    "Stand back and stand by" 💅🏽

    • @Leah-yz4rj
      @Leah-yz4rj 3 года назад +5

      She's not going anywhere. She's just as bad as him.

    • @annpagan8245
      @annpagan8245 3 года назад +3

      Lol....I love it!

    • @Kevin-mx1vi
      @Kevin-mx1vi 3 года назад +7

      @@Leah-yz4rj Yeah, she's as bad as him, and that's exactly why she'll divorce him - being married to a convict will be bad for her brand image.

    • @wc582
      @wc582 3 года назад

      "that's SO funny!, thanks for that laugh."

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki 3 года назад +1

      I don't think you know how gold-digging works.

  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie 3 года назад +46

    I want every talk show from now on to just be the host’s spouse laughing off camera

  • @ariandynas
    @ariandynas 3 года назад +25

    T******* isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 3 года назад +1

      He’s polka music, badly performed

    • @danielsgro5294
      @danielsgro5294 3 года назад

      T*** isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад

      Chump is the kind of dubstep that sounds like GoBays farting in each others' mouths.

    • @Optimat1000
      @Optimat1000 3 года назад

      Please don't offend Ska. Ska is an amazing music genre. Trump is like recent pop music: one- dimensional, cheesy, shallow trash. Including dreary autotune...

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave 3 года назад +104

    Donald should take it to Judge Judy. I just want to see Judge Judy tell them where to go and how to get there

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 3 года назад +1

      Jail and ASAP !!

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 3 года назад +4

      That would be perfectly appropriate as she's not a real judge and given they don't have a real case and their only hope is the court of public opinion a pseudo-reality court case entertainment show would be perfect for them.

    • @rootzero
      @rootzero 3 года назад +1

      Judge Judy is a trump-loving pshyco.

    • @garfield685
      @garfield685 3 года назад

      @@rootzero yep

  • @beatrixstaub6136
    @beatrixstaub6136 3 года назад +17

    Thank you to all of the conservative Judges that actually put country over party. You are true patriots.

    • @pechaa
      @pechaa 3 года назад +4

      I get what you’re feeling, but they are doing their jobs. It’s what they’re supposed to do.

  • @PatrickGaleski
    @PatrickGaleski 3 года назад +1

    Colbert describes this crazy situation in a way that actually calms me down and makes me laugh. That means a lot these days! Stephen, keep doing a great job. You're making a difference.

  • @McLoven-vm1ck
    @McLoven-vm1ck 3 года назад +2

    OMG, you all were killing it on this one, this was like a Dave Chappelle stand up set 😂

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 3 года назад +395

    I like how Stephen has stopped saying "Donald Trump" and "Trump" is censored out! xD

    • @ebybeehoney
      @ebybeehoney 3 года назад +27

      - agreed. I have never been able to use the name much these last four years...

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 3 года назад +51

      My husband and I agreed to do the same until he's out of office. So we are using all the nicknames he's gotten and just playing around with variants of them (ie instead of the orange orangutan, it became the nectarine nazi or mandarin Mussolini).

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 года назад +22

      LOVE that!!! The guy so feeds off attention, be it good or bad ("no such thing as bad press"), so not even acknowledging his name is BRILLIANT!

    • @sharonolsen6579
      @sharonolsen6579 3 года назад +10

      @Turbid TG I know ! I LOVE it ! : D !!

    • @brianschulte6008
      @brianschulte6008 3 года назад +5

      @ kate... I k ow, I can't even play euchre anymore

  • @ImaginaryMdA
    @ImaginaryMdA 3 года назад +59

    Remember, if you don't cancel thanksgiving,
    covid will cancel grandma.

    • @serious7179
      @serious7179 3 года назад +9

      I shouldn't have laughed at this, but...

    • @slimandces3083
      @slimandces3083 3 года назад +3

      I'm ashamed of myself. I laughed very hard.

    • @LanNguyen-if4ji
      @LanNguyen-if4ji 3 года назад +4

      @ted ritola yeah okay buddy call me when you get your ventilator!

    • @skillcheese
      @skillcheese 3 года назад +4

      @ted ritola because one side is based in the reality of a global pandemic which has killed 248,000 people in the US alone, and the other is in complete denial of pretty much everything?

    • @garfield685
      @garfield685 3 года назад +2

      Already lost my parents. Dont want to lose anyone else

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 3 года назад +1

    He's afraid he'll leave and come back and there will be a "No shirt? no shoes? no mask? no trumps" sign

  • @dragongirl7978
    @dragongirl7978 3 года назад +6

    Actually the whole point of the "Tomorrow" song in Annie is that things getting better is forever just out of reach, "always a day away," so maybe it's appropriate....

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 года назад

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 года назад +20

    Something tells me we should be looking into Mr. Graham's amazing come-from-behind win in SC.

  • @xrpimperialcommander8695
    @xrpimperialcommander8695 3 года назад +163

    You hire Rudy when no other lawyer will take the case.

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 3 года назад +5

      Dewey, Cheatem & Howe firm wouldn't take on the case.

    • @MrCraigie65
      @MrCraigie65 3 года назад +7

      If Rudy was the last lawyer on earth, I would still act on my own behalf.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 года назад

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @gamergrandad2945
    @gamergrandad2945 3 года назад

    Mr. Steven Colbert. You set the benchmark for how news should be presented. TQ. God bless 🙏

  • @SharonThoboisluvtolive
    @SharonThoboisluvtolive 3 года назад +1

    I am addicted to you. Please don't ever stop or go away. I need you so much! Thank God for you.

  • @frankwiebe5609
    @frankwiebe5609 3 года назад +85

    your wife's laugh is contagious, i think it really improves your show.

  • @elizabethbetts3834
    @elizabethbetts3834 3 года назад +206

    Lyndsey Graham is the senator for South Carolina, why in the hell is he talking to Georgia's Election's Supervisor? Concern yourself with your own state Lyndsey

    • @allhumansarejusthuman.5776
      @allhumansarejusthuman.5776 3 года назад +18

      It looks to me like the DNC should looking voter fraud in south Carolina. 😕

    • @Lanestunes123
      @Lanestunes123 3 года назад +11

      For SC it's best he stays away and bothers others.

    • @sueburek3725
      @sueburek3725 3 года назад

      Maybe he’s looking at a run in 2024

    • @elizabethbetts3834
      @elizabethbetts3834 3 года назад +2

      @@sueburek3725 ugh, I hope not

    • @elizabethbetts3834
      @elizabethbetts3834 3 года назад +1

      @@Lanestunes123 perhaps but I prefer he limit himself to his jurisdiction 😜

  • @yashaleo7
    @yashaleo7 3 года назад +1

    3:40 🤣😂🤣
    Oh that was gold! Perfect dad joke.
    🤣😂🤣

  • @k2774
    @k2774 3 года назад +163

    The only upside of Covid is seeing folks like Stephen Colbert filming at home in casual clothes with his family laughing in the background. Or Trevor Noah sporting a beard and a hoodie and weird objets d'art in his living room. It's super charming.

    • @trsniffy
      @trsniffy 3 года назад +6

      @@connieburleson6690 Just everything that counts. Which, to be blunt, is a lot.

    • @rahberali
      @rahberali 3 года назад +3

      @@connieburleson6690 someone ran out of cool-aid

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад

      Trevor didn't grow a beard. He grew an afro and it is delightful! 🤗

    • @mandaleigh5249
      @mandaleigh5249 3 года назад

      For real.

    • @itsmeitsmeearnestt.5772
      @itsmeitsmeearnestt.5772 3 года назад +2

      @@connieburleson6690 and why don't you?

  • @jwmorrell1
    @jwmorrell1 3 года назад +5

    SC you are truly a master of satire and sarcasm. As a proud Canadian who is embarrassed for all the intelligent Americans, I say ...This #2 shall pass.
    🇨🇦 🤝 🇺🇲

  • @tnkwwc
    @tnkwwc 3 года назад +1

    We LOVE to see Evie!! And how sweet you guys are to each other. And, love to hear the laughter from the crew!🥰😍

  • @sandyjohnson4182
    @sandyjohnson4182 3 года назад +5

    When you can't find a competent lawyer to represent you, you hire Rudy Giuliani.

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 3 года назад +655

    Admitting is half the battle.

  • @AbhishekGNair
    @AbhishekGNair 3 года назад +7

    "They're attempting a coup inside their coup? That's cuckoo!" 😂😂😂

  • @patriciaknox4874
    @patriciaknox4874 3 года назад +1

    Really need your sick humor! I was never a fan of yours before the election, except for your Ben & Jerry's flavor, but you are SO on-point with the Trumpeter-in-Chief.

  • @alexmothershaw2520
    @alexmothershaw2520 3 года назад +6

    T***** isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

  • @tzvikrasner6073
    @tzvikrasner6073 3 года назад +49

    I feel like Stephen tries just a bit harder when Evie is there and I love it.

    • @robertabutler4235
      @robertabutler4235 3 года назад +1

      Stephen's so clearly showing off for his wife and it's adorable.

  • @itsyepengoon
    @itsyepengoon 3 года назад +119

    It's been two weeks and Trump still hasn't tweeted "I didn't lose, I merely failed to win!".

    • @ZaidShaikh-kb8vf
      @ZaidShaikh-kb8vf 3 года назад +5

      Is that a over simplified reference?

    • @AWeller92
      @AWeller92 3 года назад +1

      @@ZaidShaikh-kb8vf i dont know what else it could be

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 3 года назад +1

      That sounds like him yeah.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 3 года назад +1

      A nonzero number of people voted for me.

    • @GrapeappleTree
      @GrapeappleTree 3 года назад +1

      Alternative winning!

  • @berniecruz8405
    @berniecruz8405 3 года назад +3

    The Annie parody was HILARIOUS!! LOL

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 2 года назад

    Thank you 🙏 for being there EVERY SINGLE step of the way BFF

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 3 года назад +125

    I'll pay to watch Trump being dragged out of the White House in January.

  • @theef143
    @theef143 3 года назад +61

    Saddest of all, over 70 million Americans believe the lies be in told, so pathetic.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 3 года назад +9

      About half believe him. The other half are capitalists.

    • @kittyspodos
      @kittyspodos 3 года назад +3

      @Quaker 2019 I think they mean the halves of the 70million who voted for Trump. Half of those 70million arent deluded just unrepentant capitalists

    • @derekmulling745
      @derekmulling745 3 года назад

      And that's really fuckin scary! They're like half a step from being full blown nazis...

    • @dman7857
      @dman7857 3 года назад

      @@elenachristian9860 Capitalist as opposed to?

    • @loujones4031
      @loujones4031 3 года назад

      Could they be the vast majority when this is finally over?" 70%?"

  • @kitsune-kun2009
    @kitsune-kun2009 3 года назад +16

    Confirmed: Stephen is harder than a Hemsworth.

  • @pontiuspilot9301
    @pontiuspilot9301 2 года назад

    February 2022 and I'm still watching Stephen's 2020 shows. Love them. The hope that the Former president would just fade away. Peace.

  • @DumbAmerican67
    @DumbAmerican67 3 года назад +58

    I love how Colbert won’t call him by his name anymore and instead chooses T****. Now I just need CNN and MS NBC to follow suit.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 3 года назад +4

      We all should refuse to call him by his name. Narcissists hate being ignored.

    • @NewMusicWeekly
      @NewMusicWeekly 3 года назад

      He slipped up at 2:59.

  • @Eliphas_Leary
    @Eliphas_Leary 3 года назад +42

    When they move back to the studio, Mrs. Colbert is going to get her own special seat in the front row. The show won't work without her any more.

    • @angelfaye101
      @angelfaye101 3 года назад +5

      She often used to sit in the audience to watch the show. He used to point her out sometimes. They're adorably in love!

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 3 года назад

      She could be his 'Ed Mc Mahon'.

  • @lynnjacobs2091
    @lynnjacobs2091 3 года назад +25

    "DENY - LIE - DEFY" From the playbook of Pres. Trump and his Administration.

  • @lesleymbaye3498
    @lesleymbaye3498 3 года назад

    The musical portions of this monologue were just *chef's kiss*!

  • @CoyoteDuran1
    @CoyoteDuran1 3 года назад +42

    Evie: "Oh, absolutely" (while shaking her head no).

  • @RobSchofield
    @RobSchofield 3 года назад +23

    The "coup-coup" gag alone made this piece. I'm going to start sending you my underwear laundry bills, dude.

  • @hateraid6320
    @hateraid6320 3 года назад

    His wife laughter is so funny .... Keep it up GIRL .... you make me LMAF. You GO Girl ...😂😂😂😂😂

  • @henriblack8673
    @henriblack8673 3 года назад +1

    That he played the Hardy Boyz theme for Biden is somehow perfect.

  • @AmethystJonesOpinions
    @AmethystJonesOpinions 3 года назад +6

    Thanks for your humor! You’ve made this year tolerable!

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 3 года назад +32

    6:50 "are you calling him a president elect" would be the dumbest question a reporter could ask... in any year other than 2020

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 3 года назад +1

      I'm glad John Oliver blew that bitch of a year up. But then, that begs the question: "why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

  • @VeeryBird
    @VeeryBird 3 года назад +1

    That coup-coup joke was amazing xD

  • @terrypelton7584
    @terrypelton7584 3 года назад +3

    In these trying times of 2020 it is so refreshing to have a laid back but extremely witty stephen colbert keeping us sane. I so appreciate Stephens wife Eve being on the show and giving Stephen support and real laughter at his jokes. True family values Mr. Trump!

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 3 года назад +122

    I love when Stephen has his wife on. He performs better and her laughing is hilarious. 💜

  • @davenorth2903
    @davenorth2903 3 года назад +32

    Only 63 more days of this scourge. Thank God it’s not 4 years and 63 days.

    • @kimherman549
      @kimherman549 3 года назад +2

      My son’s band just released an album, and one of the singles is Scourge. Now I know why. This whole debacle makes me sad and angry!

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for that joke Ritchie

  • @Mr3ppozz
    @Mr3ppozz 3 года назад

    I really really really love how you 2 have this adorable relationship... the hilarious chuckling in the background really amplifies the show so much :)
    I hope you will remember that you will never be able to go back to a show without her chuckling within earshot of a mic

  • @CYCHIATRIC
    @CYCHIATRIC 3 года назад +34

    Loads have people have almost certainly said this previously but their relationship is so beautiful. They obviously love each other so much it gives you hope for humanity.

  • @amartin4423
    @amartin4423 3 года назад +114

    *GET PEOPLE OUT TO VOTE!*
    **PHONE CANVASS GEORGIA!!**
    Georgia Democratic Office can give you phone numbers for you to call/text of registered voters to reach out too. We have to win Georgia.

    • @spaceman9599
      @spaceman9599 3 года назад +4

      Timing is everything.

    • @CaliGL94
      @CaliGL94 3 года назад +7

      What a great idea! Post this on every RUclips vid you watch!

    • @karnewarrior
      @karnewarrior 3 года назад +4

      The nation is dependent on you, Georgia. Put down the peach juice and cousin-shaped onahole you got from Alabama and *go vote*!

    • @theeconomist1015
      @theeconomist1015 3 года назад +1

      @@karnewarrior lol

    • @joelquintero6888
      @joelquintero6888 3 года назад +6

      I think the best thing we all can do to be 1000% sure that President Elect Biden Won Fairly is to repeat the entire National Election but in 4 years from now, so you know Trump supporters can have a lot of time to prepare their small brain cells in order to digest another Huuuge wonderful defeat not only in the Electoral College but also in the Popular Vote

  • @benspooner8815
    @benspooner8815 3 года назад

    Hope you feel even better as time goes on, Stephen! Sooner rather than later please.

  • @jhetling
    @jhetling 3 года назад +1

    Hand crank his pace maker dude wow! OMG wow! Needed that one.

  • @history_addict136
    @history_addict136 3 года назад +133

    Oh, wow. After 27 years of marriage, she still laughs and giggles at your jokes. This is really a relationship goal.

    • @SidejobsCA
      @SidejobsCA 3 года назад +2

      well technically its not his jokes.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 3 года назад +7

      You mean, if I had a team of writers and Stephen's charisma, I would have kept my ex wife ?? 😔 you should've told me sooner .

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 3 года назад +667

    So he is finally going into quarantine.

    • @Mary-NY
      @Mary-NY 3 года назад +17

      LOL!

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 3 года назад +18

      #BunkerBoy is retreating from the Hot Zone he's created in the WH?
      Oh wait... No MarALago...PITY.
      #PROUDboys

    • @spaceman9599
      @spaceman9599 3 года назад +32

      He should be in quarantine - in Gitmo

    • @lolitaborgeat8417
      @lolitaborgeat8417 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @isaacspoppa
      @isaacspoppa 3 года назад +2

      I'm sure he'll come out and spittle on the secret service a couple times. Day

  • @citygirlro
    @citygirlro 3 года назад

    Mrs Colbert laughing is the best! 😂 we have permission to feel joy again!

  • @naz8809
    @naz8809 3 года назад +1

    lmaooo cringing at that one time I kept calling my teacher mom in my native language in kindergarten and got sent to ESL

  • @Evehawk87
    @Evehawk87 3 года назад +69

    Stephen is always so much happier and performs bigger when his wife is present ❤️

    • @janedie2739
      @janedie2739 3 года назад +2

      Still showing off for her after all these years. 😍 #goals

  • @colinbooth531
    @colinbooth531 3 года назад +71

    Rudy's idea of Public Relations, is kissing his cousin in the park.

    • @aaahandynewtry5978
      @aaahandynewtry5978 3 года назад +1

      Don't forget the time Rudy dressed up like a woman and let T*** motor boat him at the perfume counter in the mall