Trump Can't Keep His Story Straight About Miraculous Coronavirus 'Cure,' Backs Out Of Next Debate

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @williamg1973
    @williamg1973 4 года назад +225

    I'm sad to see America in this shape. Vote and come back strong and united! Greetings from the Netherlands.

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 4 года назад +416

    He’s saying that he’s stopped taking drugs because everyone was questioning if the drugs were making him make bad decisions. Trump wants to send the message that he doesn’t need drugs to make bad decisions, he can do that all on his own.

    • @Sherirose1
      @Sherirose1 4 года назад +2

      Sweet

    • @johnwang9914
      @johnwang9914 4 года назад +24

      @Chuck You do realize he lost over a billion during the 80's, is currently over 400 million in debt most likely to Russia as only Deutsche Bank would lend him money, went bankrupt five times, bankrupt casinos and investors in his businesses lost 97% of their investments... The whole he's a billionaire stick was just a conman fooling his marks. As to beating Hillary, she won the popular vote by over 3 million votes, it's only the electoral college, gerrymandering and voter suppression that brought Trump the win and that's all a result of decades of the Republicans gaming the system. It's not a real win when you have to cheat to win. All you're spewing in your posts are the spin Trump speed out on the assumption that his followers are idiots and would fall for nonsense like that.

    • @rakelodakel
      @rakelodakel 4 года назад +18

      @Chuck wow, great puns, extremely funny. But Wouldn't a Hitler pun fit better on the candidate that all the nazis are so eagerly voting for?

    • @chaitanyarao5546
      @chaitanyarao5546 4 года назад +12

      @@rakelodakel it's called projection and illiterate morons like chuck are surprisingly good at pushing their shortcomings onto others.

    • @tiffanygattis1980
      @tiffanygattis1980 4 года назад +13

      @Chuck hahahah lol "selfmade billionaire" thanks I needed that laugh

  • @HanQ28
    @HanQ28 4 года назад +146

    “Do you feel like you’re contagious?”
    WTF????????????????????????

    • @faaaszoooom6778
      @faaaszoooom6778 4 года назад +8

      Subservitude at it's finest.

    • @kennethlapointesongwriter3330
      @kennethlapointesongwriter3330 4 года назад +11

      Low IQ is contagious. Anyone having anything to do with Trump goes dumb and dumber.

    • @faaaszoooom6778
      @faaaszoooom6778 4 года назад +1

      @@kennethlapointesongwriter3330 Do not involve Jim Carrey in this madness.

    • @l0333
      @l0333 4 года назад +1

      Too late---Carrey plays Biden on SNL now.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 года назад +2

      Maybe Trump should ask his osteopath personal doctor about quarantine
      Better still - he could ask his radiologist pal Scott Atlas (in charge of CDC) if he knows any virologists or epidemiologists that approve of this President's actions following his diagnosis.

  • @madarab37
    @madarab37 4 года назад +108

    Of course he'll test negative on the upcoming tests. He's having someone else take his tests, like he did in college.

  • @olinewright6877
    @olinewright6877 4 года назад +93

    People need to stop saying it can't get worse the universe is taking that as a challenge.

  • @ollieallard808
    @ollieallard808 4 года назад +34

    Stephen, you're a breath of fresh air in these troubled times... Bless you and your lovely wife, Eve.

    • @pooppancake8750
      @pooppancake8750 4 года назад

      What? No he's not.. He's parroting the same paranoid delusional hateboner talking points everyone else does lol. wtf are you talking about? Nothing about his takes are "fresh".

  • @chessdad182
    @chessdad182 4 года назад +638

    If the Fox interviewer actually believed that Trump was not infectious, then the two of them should meet for an in-person interview.

    • @kamivelasquez3119
      @kamivelasquez3119 4 года назад +21

      You seem like an intelligent Russian troll. Nice try_

    • @fruduboggins4295
      @fruduboggins4295 4 года назад +17

      @@kamivelasquez3119 but it's in a comment on RUclips so it must be true! 🤣🤣

    • @fruduboggins4295
      @fruduboggins4295 4 года назад +13

      @Doomsurfer Your news source is purely 1 sided. They only accept stories that fit their agenda. Here's an excerpt from their website about new articles they accept.
      If your submission exceeds 2,000 words, we will not read it
      Overall guidelines: Successful submissions will fit the style, tone, and topics we cover: politics, religion, and culture from a conservatarian angle. We largely seek two things: in-depth, thoughtful longreads on important public issues, and punchy yet generous responses to the stories driving the current news cycle. Internet-friendly writing with social media embeds is a plus.

    • @steverichardson8080
      @steverichardson8080 4 года назад +12

      @Doomsurfer Hey, somebody learned how to copy/paste, congrats!

    • @gradosa8272
      @gradosa8272 4 года назад +6

      @Doomsurfer komrade Donald Putinovich is radioactive contagious with Rona. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @meafordmichael
    @meafordmichael 4 года назад +147

    “A tiny piece of microscopic dust” - an apt description of Trump’s mind (or his morality)!

    • @alexdelaluna404
      @alexdelaluna404 4 года назад +6

      Oh how I wish he had any! It would be an absolute vacuum if you look into that head and search for mind or morality.

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 4 года назад +4

      i feel like we've all been infected by that microbe for the last 4 years

    • @camendiv
      @camendiv 4 года назад +1

      REEEEEEE 🤣

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 3 года назад +1

      Unbelievable he's that clueless

    • @karenward267
      @karenward267 3 года назад +1

      Classic. Thank you for my Monday chuckle. 😂😂😂

  • @whipporwillssong2256
    @whipporwillssong2256 4 года назад +424

    The White House does have a lot of trash piling up inside might be what is attracting the raccoons.

    • @janeseamore1370
      @janeseamore1370 4 года назад +2

      Good one

    • @GuyVinmara
      @GuyVinmara 4 года назад +16

      And also flies...they've been following Mike Pence around. X)

    • @edoardoprevelato6577
      @edoardoprevelato6577 4 года назад +10

      Poor raccoons...

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +12

      Has someone been feeding Rudy Giuliani again?

    • @danieldixon4568
      @danieldixon4568 4 года назад +10

      Didnt his properties have bed bugs. I guess racoons are an improvement

  • @Travelling_with_my_dog
    @Travelling_with_my_dog 4 года назад +332

    "I'm essentially very clean"
    no, you're not, Donald, in any sense of the word

  • @philipdebacker
    @philipdebacker 4 года назад +1202

    The only reason why Trump doesn’t want a virtual debate is because that way the moderator 👩‍⚖️ can put him on mute...hahah

    • @mcclendon5434
      @mcclendon5434 4 года назад +29

      Philip De Backer Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @snapdragonfly6652
      @snapdragonfly6652 4 года назад +28

      And also switch screens

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +14

      Oh my gods, I'd laugh to see that!

    • @richardmcdonald7565
      @richardmcdonald7565 4 года назад +21

      I would put him on mute... and then maybe bring in Bernie, for a few more words of wisdom from the Left. lol :-)

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 4 года назад +15

      I think it's because he knows he can't control himself, and he doesn't want to try. That's covid, making us all confront ourselves, and some people just aren't up for it.

  • @nicholasdunn999
    @nicholasdunn999 4 года назад +8

    Thank you for actually calling them Domestic Terrorists.

  • @aiai-j7i
    @aiai-j7i 4 года назад +88

    "Do you feel that you are?" How utterly delusional!!?? Feelings have nothing to do with the pure fact that he IS contagious! WTF??!!

    • @tg5951
      @tg5951 4 года назад +6

      Fox 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @susanrobinson910
      @susanrobinson910 4 года назад +3

      Absolutely! And him admitting that he isn’t taking the medication proves how stupid he is (as if we didn’t already know!) There are now super bugs out there that cannot be gotten rid of because people stopped taking their antibiotics after a few days! “Oh, I felt better so I didn’t take the full course of antibiotics.” 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @NyaaaNyaaaa
      @NyaaaNyaaaa 4 года назад +1

      Maybe he is not satisfied until all the ppl in WH is infected?

  • @chalon835
    @chalon835 4 года назад +47

    "Why is it he took the experimental drug and WE are experiencing dizziness, confusion and nausea?" CLASSIC LINE MY MAN CLASSIC LINE :D

  • @Grimread
    @Grimread 4 года назад +341

    "...and then you get better!"
    Except for almost a quarter of a million people who didn't.

    • @aaronburtram3175
      @aaronburtram3175 4 года назад +10

      You can hear in his voice that he isn't "better".

    • @mxgr194
      @mxgr194 4 года назад +26

      "..and then you get better"........or you die, or have lingering side effects for an undetermined duration, and also infect multiple others who may or may not survive.
      Please vote.

    • @eduardozamora1947
      @eduardozamora1947 4 года назад +6

      @Greg Henson won't happen, but, yeah, fingers crossed

    • @mxgr194
      @mxgr194 4 года назад +4

      @Greg Henson Well, if anyone could use a dose of humility....

    • @mojoejojo6675
      @mojoejojo6675 4 года назад +2

      You'll regret your decision if Kamala wins. Biden is the walking dead he's only a pawn.

  • @TrinlayK
    @TrinlayK 4 года назад +6

    Typhoid Mary; “I feel fine, I’m not contagious."

  • @bobhoffer5426
    @bobhoffer5426 4 года назад +170

    not a word about his wife, who he probably gave it to....

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 4 года назад +16

      That's how I know he didn't have it: they probably don't sit together long enough for him to give it to her.

    • @praise777always9
      @praise777always9 4 года назад +2

      @@FutureCommentary1 😂😂😂😂

    • @janinecarson8380
      @janinecarson8380 4 года назад +2

      Who?

    • @hayleyyn
      @hayleyyn 4 года назад +12

      Jonni0608 😂 she kissed him right after the debate. But really, public displays of affection are probably the closest they ever get😂

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 года назад +11

      Yeah, Bob. So much for "we'll get through this together"
      Didn't see her on the chopper. OR walking up the stairs.
      Or standing at attention, like a pre-pubescent boy playing at soldiers.

  • @scoobertmcruppert2915
    @scoobertmcruppert2915 4 года назад +221

    “Not gonna waste my time on a virtual debate. I’m gonna do a virtual rally instead.” 😂 What a fool

    • @JB-zs1oq
      @JB-zs1oq 4 года назад +12

      It is actually logical if you think like trump. It's all about him and in a debate there is someone else who plays a pivotal role. "They may compare me unfavorably to the opponent."

    • @papabear2515
      @papabear2515 4 года назад +8

      A scared fool

    • @sedativeacrobat
      @sedativeacrobat 4 года назад +7

      He didn't say he was gonna do a virtual rally he said he will just do a rally instead. Just like all the other rallies a shit ton of ppl no masks in person.

    • @kimcoates7569
      @kimcoates7569 4 года назад +9

      The last town hall that Trump did with George Stephanopoulos was an utter EMBARRASSMENT! Trump won't say when his last negative Covid-19 test was before he had symptoms. He's hiding how long he's been sick.

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 4 года назад +7

      @@brendamiller7875 forest trump

  • @jayzenitram9621
    @jayzenitram9621 4 года назад +62

    "... garbage eating animal, and also that racoon ..." Comedy gold.

    • @kstepko
      @kstepko 4 года назад +2

      I laughed harder than I care to admit.

  • @hartcoronet9968
    @hartcoronet9968 4 года назад +61

    "I gotta be a leader." Oh, yeah? When is that gonna start, Mr. Trump?

    • @lavaknight3682
      @lavaknight3682 3 года назад +2

      Oh he lead alright, lead us into disaster after disaster.

  • @lakeofrot4198
    @lakeofrot4198 4 года назад +57

    I don't think I'm contagious. 😂 The leader of my country people.

  • @TheNewsDepot
    @TheNewsDepot 4 года назад +63

    The Biden campaign and supporters need to be running 24/7 ads and messaging about how Trump is too sick to debate even though the debate commission agreed to let him debate from the comfort and security of the White House.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 года назад +3

      He showed he was too sick even when he was well, in the last debate. He's too sick to be believed.

    • @alisonfriedman5288
      @alisonfriedman5288 4 года назад +2

      I’m pretty sure Biden already won the debate, and it hasn’t even happened yet. Pence is better than Trump at debating, yet he couldn’t even answer the questions. Also, we don’t know what else will go wrong within the next week.

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 4 года назад +306

    A little piece of my brain dies every time I hear Trump speak...

    • @scyhte82
      @scyhte82 4 года назад +11

      right lmao, i can feel my braincells popping whenever he talks.

    • @christhornton1785
      @christhornton1785 4 года назад

      Left - We can only hope you hear him speak A LOT.

    • @DOLfirst
      @DOLfirst 4 года назад +9

      I experience a fight or flight response whenever I hear his voice...but lately I'm listening for breathing difficulties when he speaks.

    • @iadorenewyork1
      @iadorenewyork1 4 года назад +4

      Me too, Left, me too!

    • @Dept_Of_Ducks
      @Dept_Of_Ducks 4 года назад +4

      A piece of my soul dies every time I hear him speak...

  • @dieyng
    @dieyng 4 года назад +115

    I wish he would stop comparing himself to Churchill. It's so insulting to Churchill.

    • @adeleweiss8130
      @adeleweiss8130 4 года назад +13

      Churchill was a REAL leader.

    • @Tiredofthecensorship189
      @Tiredofthecensorship189 4 года назад +11

      I wish he would stop comparing himself to Churchill,unlike Cpt Bonespurs Churchill actually fought for his country.

    • @stephaniemurria5534
      @stephaniemurria5534 4 года назад

      I agree.

    • @chidambaramramesh7638
      @chidambaramramesh7638 4 года назад +6

      Well, Churchill did trigger famines in India during WW2 killing millions, and used about (if I remember correctly) about 400,000 Indian slaves in the British army to fight in Europe.

    • @totalwar1793
      @totalwar1793 3 года назад +5

      @@chidambaramramesh7638 They weren't slaves. The British Raj only used volunteer soldiers because if they started conscription in India there would be *no* way they would be able to quell the rebellion. Additionally, he wasn't the cause of the famines. He definitely blamed it on them because all available food shipments that didn't need to go to Britain went to India and he was a racist, but he didn't cause them.

  • @ronaldmharrison7137
    @ronaldmharrison7137 4 года назад +30

    We, as a Nation, will be FOREVER RIDICULED, for having had this "person" actually placed into the position of president...
    😥

    • @LordRenegrade
      @LordRenegrade 4 года назад +2

      Actually, my ridicule of you guys slowly morphed into a mixture of pity and horror quite some time ago. I hope things get better for you all really soon.

    • @pooppancake8750
      @pooppancake8750 4 года назад

      No it will be because people like you have actually taken the bait people like Steven toss out.

    • @ronaldmharrison7137
      @ronaldmharrison7137 4 года назад

      Of course, WHATEVER you need to continue in your misguided life.

    • @LordRenegrade
      @LordRenegrade 4 года назад

      Like Trump isn't completely detached from reality, and also a con man and an idiot to boot? Sure, the Democrats could have selected someone better than a Clinton, but that's no excuse.

  • @archidasgupta453
    @archidasgupta453 4 года назад +20

    I live by myself, work from home and haven't met anyone during this pandemic. I feel like these shows are becoming an essential part of my life like never before 💕

    • @janeseamore1370
      @janeseamore1370 4 года назад +5

      Pets help. I have a couple
      Dogs and a horse and wow I barely have time to remember I have no life 🤣

    • @archidasgupta453
      @archidasgupta453 4 года назад +3

      @@janeseamore1370 it's great to have pets, I'm thinking about it too...but I don't think I'm saying I don't have a life. I'm a scientist so this whole dark political comedy of a pandemic gets into my nerve sometime. Colbert and all help put a smile on our faces...that's all I'm saying 😷

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 4 года назад +3

      Been seriously considering getting a cat. The only thing stopping me is financial security. I don't want to bring someone (a cat) into my life if i'm not sure i can take care of them. My parents are willing to let me take any cat from the farm and my sister has been trying to pawn off kittens on me for almost a year now.
      But i also haven't been completely alone; i visit my parents to help in the garden at least once every two weeks

    • @Womanfromearth
      @Womanfromearth 4 года назад +2

      Jane Seamore wow!! just one dog did the trick for me!

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 4 года назад +1

      @@Womanfromearth You can keep the horse in your bedroom.

  • @ruthomas8942
    @ruthomas8942 4 года назад +303

    The only way I can bring myself to watch the news these days is through comedians.

    • @ceeclaire5457
      @ceeclaire5457 4 года назад +4

      Same here,😁😁😁

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 года назад +2

      it's been that way for 20 years. you just now noticing?

    • @carolynbridgeman5981
      @carolynbridgeman5981 4 года назад +4

      Yeah me too. And... no it has not been this way for 20 years. I'm not THAT sensitive, but now.... I've been whittled down to a fractured bundle of nerves.

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 4 года назад +2

      @@carolynbridgeman5981 actually it has. Just because you just now started paying attention... this didnt happen over night you know. Trump isn't a disease, he's a symptom. He just made conservative views mainstream. He didnt come up with them.

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 4 года назад +2

      I do that, but I also occasionally watch TYT and Coumo’s CNN show because their rage at the utter moral bankruptcy of Trump and the GOP is so refreshing compared to other news talking heads that, until very recently, has tried to be “fair” by not acting like the authoritarian attitudes and voter suppression by the GOP isn’t completely unacceptable.

  • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
    @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 4 года назад +13

    “Waste my time”...answering questions about running a country..🇨🇦

  • @jamesbramlett6796
    @jamesbramlett6796 4 года назад +71

    The fly knows a piece of crap when it sees one

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 4 года назад +4

      BEST COMMENT! 😂😂😂

    • @jamesbramlett6796
      @jamesbramlett6796 4 года назад +1

      @am777 yea he wish. Because they didn't want anyone to panic 200,000 people died ,you the one who needs to cry in corner for supporting the trumpster.

    • @katiecaddle4789
      @katiecaddle4789 4 года назад

      @am777 lol good joke but harris beat idiotic pence. both him and trump are the reason over 216K people who have died of covid

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional 4 года назад +303

    The guy who phones in interviews doesn't have time for a virtual debate.

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 4 года назад +17

      he probably doesn't understand what 'virtual ' means.

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 4 года назад +11

      And as he explained himself, on a typical day he watches hour after hour of Fox "News". That's when the tweetstorms happen, often directly based on what he is watching on America's Right Wing Propaganda Channel.

    • @xxslendermomxx3026
      @xxslendermomxx3026 4 года назад +13

      The guy who Tweets like a crackhead lol?

    • @g0679
      @g0679 4 года назад +4

      Patrick
      If it was a checkers match, he would’ve already upended the gameboard. Like any intelligent, emotionally healthy three-year-old.

    • @normanshadow1
      @normanshadow1 4 года назад +7

      Cause he can't go on babbling endlessly

  • @amakaikejiani6412
    @amakaikejiani6412 4 года назад +52

    'I don't feel contagious' but I'm getting everyone sick and I've turned the white house into a plague house 😂

  • @judypaul8637
    @judypaul8637 4 года назад +5

    My grandson an Army Sgt. has to purchase his own uniform , can believe Army is giving Troops belts !

  • @saoirsecushing5212
    @saoirsecushing5212 4 года назад +71

    Every republican president has given a recession but this takes the cake 🤕
    When will Americans learn ?

    • @hayleyyn
      @hayleyyn 4 года назад +8

      I was about to disagree with you bc I’ve never heard this but after some googling I found this is an actual fact😳 over the last 100 years

    • @susanw2869
      @susanw2869 4 года назад +3

      GOP dies this year

    • @maryblake312
      @maryblake312 4 года назад

      I'm a u.s.citizen, I live here. I sincerely hope the events of 2020 have ripped off people's blinders and made them see! What made America great was the can do spirit. What we have now is, eh I don't wanna. We need to wake up and get off our butts. Take a train or a bus. A little inconvenience here or there and we the consumers take back some control from major corporations. We have so many divisions, social, race, monetary, cultural and sub cultural...on and on. The PTBs of our country have used this against us for generations. So many Americans don't even know they're being manipulated. Distracted by keeping up with the Jones so we don't pay attention to their outright robbery of things we as citizens have rights to. We're so busy fighting each other we can't see the lie. It's disgusting and again my hope is the pandemic has opened enough eyes for positive change to begin. Wasn't going to write alk that. Yes I'm frustrated.

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 4 года назад

      @@susanw2869 Along with the Democratic Plantation and the KKK. Vote Trump 2020

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 4 года назад

      When they get all the Democratic Plantation out of Washington

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 года назад +706

    Raccoons infesting the White House is the perfect analogy of the Trump Administration

    • @otisdriftwoodd1096
      @otisdriftwoodd1096 4 года назад +9

      Hahahahahaha word👍

    • @cobbil
      @cobbil 4 года назад +41

      Kind of an insult to raccoons.

    • @GusCraft460
      @GusCraft460 4 года назад +9

      Steve Sh unfortunately, he didn’t actually break any laws by returning to the White House, though you could probably make a case for criminal negligence.

    • @devonlockwood1477
      @devonlockwood1477 4 года назад +3

      Totally!

    • @dividedconquered3784
      @dividedconquered3784 4 года назад +15

      Little theives! With small hands!🤣😂

  • @kmc3851
    @kmc3851 4 года назад +41

    Just when you think he can’t say anything more nuts, the next day happens!

  • @lizk7101
    @lizk7101 4 года назад +6

    Dear god we really better be on the home stretch and almost rid of this ridiculous administration

  • @kylebritt1225
    @kylebritt1225 4 года назад +8

    "If you can get people to believe absurdities, you can get them to commit atrocities" Voltaire

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 4 года назад +338

    Trump literally contradicted himself in the same rant “I didn’t even have to go in, frankly” 10 seconds later “I walked in, I didn’t feel great” Jesus how do people still believe this clown-excuse me, this person

    • @smooth5755
      @smooth5755 4 года назад +5

      🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @mindurownbiz8857
      @mindurownbiz8857 4 года назад +1

      @@iadorenewyork1 Nice alternative reality glasses you have there.

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 4 года назад +3

      100

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 4 года назад +4

      💯 agreed.

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 4 года назад +12

      Please Pray for our Country and Our DEMOCRACY. God will intervene. God is not violent or Racist or insane. God will help us. Then Go VOTE trump OUT and Protest trump and his Senatorial supporters
      Silence is Consent...

  • @bernadettebailey5370
    @bernadettebailey5370 4 года назад +53

    So depressing under this administration.

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 4 года назад

      And a Biden administration will cure all even if Biden's mentor was Sen. Robert Byrd, an ex KKK member?

    • @ImSpaceTuna
      @ImSpaceTuna 4 года назад

      Having a blast under it

  • @RD-py9sv
    @RD-py9sv 4 года назад +5

    Never challenge the universe by saying it can't get worse. The universe will ALWAYS answer with: "Challenge Accepted."

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb 4 года назад +66

    Some people deal with COVID for MONTHS.
    How does he know he’s “not contagious?!”

    • @sanSDI
      @sanSDI 4 года назад +6

      He knows as much about covid, as he knows other things, so nothing but to loose big and lie about it.

    • @simmerke1111
      @simmerke1111 4 года назад +5

      Some people will have to deal with Covid their entire life. Long lasting effects from blood clots, organ damage,...
      Especially males between 21-50 are stuck with these long lasting effects.

    • @traekas7228
      @traekas7228 4 года назад +1

      The BizzMoneyB He MUST still be contagious. The day he went into the hospital, and the Drs came out the next day to speak with reporters, and let slip that T tested positive 3 days before his check-in day @ hospital.

    • @annamara5252
      @annamara5252 4 года назад

      @@simmerke1111 i have blood clots an my menstrual cycle is basically killing me, pain an leg cramp, an back at work, lucky me

    • @annamara5252
      @annamara5252 4 года назад

      @Gaujellyjar no choice had to return, is all I'm saying

  • @jethropike1964
    @jethropike1964 4 года назад +131

    " do you feel contagious" it's not an opinion, it's a scientific fact, you're either contagious, or you're not, you can't decide to not be contagious,

    • @Sypherz
      @Sypherz 4 года назад +8

      Typhoid Mary didn't feel contagious.

    • @nickh3720
      @nickh3720 4 года назад +3

      Fake news he never had it. All about his stocks in his pharmaceutical companys to sell his fake medications

  • @traviswebb3532
    @traviswebb3532 4 года назад +250

    Trump is just straight up rambling all the damn time. He makes zero sense.

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 4 года назад +5

      Travis Webb Ad nauseum.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +6

      Yes, and pays even less dollars.

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 4 года назад +12

      As a wannabe business man he also made zero cents!

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 4 года назад

      At least Trump does not associate with ex KKK members and considers them his mentors

    • @scenepunk09
      @scenepunk09 4 года назад +12

      Hes that drunk uncle at family gatherings that never shuts up

  • @ricardoneves7307
    @ricardoneves7307 4 года назад +39

    I don't know if the world now feels like a sci-fi, horror, drama, political or a comedy movie

    • @avacatherine5646
      @avacatherine5646 3 года назад +1

      It feels like watching a massive car crash.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 3 года назад

      Worst episode of Black Mirror ever. (Black Mirror is a British show sort of like the old Twilight Zone: sci-fi, horror, drama and political... Not usually funny though)

  • @jancerny8109
    @jancerny8109 4 года назад +63

    “You’re not in a militia. You’re a bunch of buddies getting together to play with guns.” Amen.

  • @johnmatacola8867
    @johnmatacola8867 4 года назад +35

    Come on now, this is just not fair anymore! Everyone is picking on this poor victim for absolutely no reason! They are doing their job to the best of their ability and doing a very good job at that, simply because of one simple mistake, which anyone could have or would have made under the circumstances; they picked the person who stood out as the best option for them. PLEASE! PLEASE! PEOPLE, LEAVE THE FLY ALONE! Stop trying to humiliate it.

    • @RinRiot1980
      @RinRiot1980 4 года назад +3

      Not gonna lie - you had me in the first half, lol.

    • @sgtbrownty
      @sgtbrownty 4 года назад +3

      Black Flies Matter!

  • @tn_onyoutube8436
    @tn_onyoutube8436 4 года назад +34

    Even Maria is sitting there looking like “jeez, will this crazy guy stop talking”, but knows she can’t stop him.

    • @ManDudeYeah
      @ManDudeYeah 4 года назад +1

      She's paid to pretend to support him, and to throw him softballs. Pure, unapologetic propaganda.

  • @chinookvalley
    @chinookvalley 4 года назад +10

    Being an old hippy who grew up protesting and speaking out for a cause, it is hard to believe that I am in support of the FBI, CDC, NIH, CIA, and any other gov org. But it's true and so are the rest of my old friends, who are still above the 6' hole of death. Now, get out there you youngsters, and kick some butt! VOTE BIDEN-HARRIS 2020!!

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 года назад

      Sell out, Biden Harris is a terrible vote to make. He'll do nothing to help the people. He couldn't even win the nomination without rigging voting machines.

  • @french1375
    @french1375 4 года назад +95

    YES - call them what they are! Calling it a militia is misleading and wrong when they're planning a violent domestic terrorist attack.

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 4 года назад

      Or even when they are not.
      mi·li·tia
      /məˈliSHə/
      noun
      noun: militia; plural noun: militias
      a military force that is raised from the civil population to supplement a regular army in an emergency.
      a military force that engages in rebel or terrorist activities in opposition to a regular army.
      all able-bodied civilians eligible by law for military service.

    • @richardmarty9939
      @richardmarty9939 4 года назад +3

      Boozed up would be terrorists?

    • @orionstrehlow6816
      @orionstrehlow6816 4 года назад +6

      @@enviromental2565 There's a legal definition of militia in the US. It's the National Guard. For one of the "militias" to be a constitutionally recognized militia it would need to be recognized and deputized on the state or national level.

  • @chloe_3787
    @chloe_3787 4 года назад +48

    I feel like even the Fox News lady was confused.

  • @VKdub
    @VKdub 4 года назад +62

    The Michigan governor thing so seems like episode of 24! Right On Steven!
    Seriously though--
    I am glad the gov and her family are safe, that is scary.

    • @robertgagne8892
      @robertgagne8892 4 года назад +3

      Terrifying, and all on the head of D-ump and his supporters, who are now equally complicit in his deranged anti-American activities that they continue to see in such a "fine" light...
      Welcome to the America you so desired! A-holes...

    • @faaaszoooom6778
      @faaaszoooom6778 4 года назад

      That episode would not be 24, but 1. Jack Bauer would have packed them up in 10 minutes, and we would've had to watch him driving in/out Michigen in the rest of the season.

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 4 года назад

      and how the hell do they think it would of ended for them if they had carried it through ? I doubt they thought of themselves as martyrs like ISIS ...

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 4 года назад +1

      @@faaaszoooom6778 But Jack also wouldn't stop until he'd also caught the person who encouraged them to 'liberate Michigan'. True, he did find a conspirator to be the President once on the show but it didn't go very well for him then either. Especially since you can't touch him without risking infection right now.

    • @scoobydoo3928
      @scoobydoo3928 4 года назад

      Some of these fools met when they stormed the Michigan Statehouse. Trump tweeted "Liberate Michigan" and he also tweeted these are fine people that are just angry. Yes, they were fools who got caught. But what about the ones that are still out there waiting for Trump's tweets when he loses the election. These terrorists were planning to kill police and in their words, start a civil war. Damn right this is scary.

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess 4 года назад +102

    Imagine the Trump and GOP outrage if these ‘adult-nappers’ were Muslims.

    • @ronm3245
      @ronm3245 4 года назад +1

      Just like the first scene in Cheech & Chong's Next Movie.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 4 года назад +13

      Or Mexicans, or people on the left, or really anyone who does not support Trump. Trump would probably claim it was worse than 9/11.

    • @darkcrystalmagik3369
      @darkcrystalmagik3369 4 года назад +3

      OMG can u IMAGINE????🥺😡
      And Fox would talk about Nothing Else for years...
      While CNN will have moved on by Monday

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 4 года назад +1

      @Chi Ha King No. Also, get help.

  • @ralphlivingston894
    @ralphlivingston894 4 года назад +251

    I just noticed that whenever Trump begins a statement with “frankly…” it’s the equivalent of saying...
    .”I’m pulling this out of my ass, because I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

    • @hartcoronet9968
      @hartcoronet9968 4 года назад +23

      Oh, he definitely speaks in code, all right. "Who knew?/Nobody knew" means "I didn't know that." People don't know/People don't realize" means "I just learned that." "Believe me," It's very, very bad," means "I've run out of things to say with my extremely limited vocabulary and thinking ability, so I'm just winging it."

    • @TooSlowTube
      @TooSlowTube 4 года назад +4

      You're Making Things Up Again, Donald! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody
      ruclips.net/video/yf0CKA0zN0g/видео.html

    • @BroskiPanda
      @BroskiPanda 4 года назад +3

      But the difference is Biden literally doesn’t know what he’s talking abt

    • @sharonsimpson742
      @sharonsimpson742 4 года назад +1

      YOUR WORDS EXACTLY RALPH...it's equivalent to YOUR WORDS Ralph. YOU ARE pulling this out of YOUR ASH, because YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! Definitely YOUR WORDS are not the words of a wise man!

    • @sirnelson3572
      @sirnelson3572 4 года назад +1

      Why don't one of you clowns text this since the media wont:
      They've thrown everything thing at this President even before he ever did any of his great work! You have to ask yourself what are they so afraid of?
      Could it be this: ruclips.net/video/AXz3cidqUcI/видео.html
      Why didn't good old 47 year insider Joe and the Obama administration do it? Hell they had eight * years! CRICKETS!!!

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 4 года назад +117

    Trump: "I won't take a part in the next debate unless I'm able to hijack the debate and turn it into an uncivilized and obscene spectacle like before."

    • @MsArtistwannabe
      @MsArtistwannabe 4 года назад +9

      David J and to infect more people with the virus.

    • @rays2729
      @rays2729 4 года назад +3

      @@governmentcheese411 Umm, is it opposite day? Everything you said is true about Republicans, not Democrats. Or you just filling your troll quota for the evening to get some nice borscht?

    • @NyaaaNyaaaa
      @NyaaaNyaaaa 4 года назад +1

      He's scare that the moderater is able to mute him when he interrupt others

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad 4 года назад +323

    Apparently, in Fox News Land, you’re only contagious if you _feel_ contagious.

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 4 года назад +11

      Laughing because it's better than screaming or crying 💀 death by Covid Trump. Deathly like bigly lies

    • @ginileigh7842
      @ginileigh7842 4 года назад +11

      Yeah, when I had the Chickenpox I went back to school because I did not 'feel' contagious. I only had pox all over my body. I'm sure the school would have loved that.

    • @hiccuphufflepuff176
      @hiccuphufflepuff176 4 года назад +5

      and now half the country believes it.

    • @Luna.3.3.3
      @Luna.3.3.3 4 года назад +3

      @Gus Smedstad - more like *fox FAIRY-TALE LAND*

    • @addison1024
      @addison1024 4 года назад +1

      Shay Perry left wing? What?

  • @alphabeyta
    @alphabeyta 4 года назад +159

    Trump talking about the medication like he's a drug addict.

    • @jenm2251
      @jenm2251 4 года назад +8

      This is a great observation! 👏 So frkn true.

    • @annajacob7981
      @annajacob7981 4 года назад +5

      He is

    • @thomaslevy2119
      @thomaslevy2119 4 года назад +9

      He says he's taking "almost nothing" -- which means he is still taking some kind of drugs. More stupid lies he thinks everyone will believe.

    • @anastasiaisabella7354
      @anastasiaisabella7354 4 года назад +5

      He is a drug addict

    • @sharonsimpson742
      @sharonsimpson742 4 года назад +1

      ....another idiot here.

  • @014daddy
    @014daddy 4 года назад +55

    "I dont think im contagious" i cannot deal with his stupidity anymore i just cant

    • @samgonzalez1687
      @samgonzalez1687 4 года назад

      The Rock: It doesn't matter what you think

  • @Hellknight27
    @Hellknight27 4 года назад +22

    Can you imagine watching this clip without the context of this year...

  • @DelightfulDiscs
    @DelightfulDiscs 4 года назад +83

    "I think I would have done it fine without drugs. Ya know, you don't really need drugs." ... Every day he says something that is so absurd, it makes me question if this is reality.

    • @smooth5755
      @smooth5755 4 года назад

      🙌🏾

    • @marlaleemouse
      @marlaleemouse 4 года назад +2

      I wish he would try not using drugs. I really wish he would try.

    • @shamanbeartwo3819
      @shamanbeartwo3819 4 года назад +5

      Imagine the eye rolls from every front line medical person in this country upon hearing that "ya know, you don't really need drugs. I think I would have gotten better without them"

    • @mindurownbiz8857
      @mindurownbiz8857 4 года назад +2

      Oh it is reality, and if you vote wrong in November, you're stuck in this reality until 2024 with no hope of changing unless the changes are negative.
      If you think I'm being a doomsayer, just look at the amazing first term and see for yourself.

    • @sgtbrownty
      @sgtbrownty 4 года назад +1

      Cue to Sarah Cooper video mimicking him...

  • @D-me-dream-smp
    @D-me-dream-smp 4 года назад +102

    This has to be one of Stephen’s funniest monologues- you can tell he is just overwhelmed how ridiculous the US has become.

    • @thatsmetalking345
      @thatsmetalking345 4 года назад

      Some of us are overwhelmed at how ridiculous and predictable 'comedy' has become in America.

    • @gustinian
      @gustinian 4 года назад

      @@thatsmetalking345Joke's lost in translation, comrade?

    • @thatsmetalking345
      @thatsmetalking345 4 года назад

      @benjovi55 Yes - and I'm starting to think that maybe even the 'comedians' themselves are starting to realise how unfunny their own routines are. (Are they really that self-unaware?) Anyway, for some reason, they're still somehow compelled to churn out the same pathetic stuff - day after day, week after week. For some good political comedy I can recommend the yt channel of LONNELHARRISLIVE2. (Black American guy) Also a (non political) channel called RakGhana (African comedy channel)

    • @ZakTheRipper18
      @ZakTheRipper18 4 года назад

      @@thatsmetalking345 I think you might not be understanding that it is you who is the joke.

    • @thatsmetalking345
      @thatsmetalking345 4 года назад

      @@ZakTheRipper18 Oh, now I understand... Thank you so much for enlightening me in such a witty and succinct manner.

  • @Tsukosim
    @Tsukosim 4 года назад +43

    If he hadn’t dodged his responsibility, he would’ve known the Army already had belts....🙄

  • @harleyquinn5774
    @harleyquinn5774 4 года назад +215

    I’d give anything to have Robins Williams give a comedy show about the Trump Administration right now. 😭

    • @maryblake312
      @maryblake312 4 года назад +24

      I'm glad robin Williams missed all this. It would have broken his heart.

    • @Brooklyn0789
      @Brooklyn0789 4 года назад +4

      I waited on a table with a Robin look a like today. Piercing blue eyes and funny just like the man we miss! RIP

    • @bipolarminddroppings
      @bipolarminddroppings 4 года назад +5

      @nabeel ebrahim pretty sure Carlin already has material that covers our current situation, he did a whole bit on Reagan and on both Bushes which you could essentially just insert the name Trump and it would still work.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 4 года назад +2

      He was taken from us far too soon.

    • @dogsense3773
      @dogsense3773 4 года назад

      I worked in the presidio army post in san Francisco, from 1977-1994, would see robins williams from time to time riding his bike, and on Halloween take my son to his house for candy,but he was never at the door, thanks

  • @user-cm1ug8ci8j
    @user-cm1ug8ci8j 4 года назад +86

    Crossover of the West Wing and the Walking Dead. Nailed it. That seems about right. Best wishes America. Love Australia

    • @vincegonzalez2171
      @vincegonzalez2171 4 года назад

      Thank you for the wishes! I hope I still have a country next year.

  • @Kwisatzhaderachgiveadogabone
    @Kwisatzhaderachgiveadogabone 4 года назад +26

    “Spanky BoneSpurs and the Traitor Tots” Coming to a prison near you!

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 4 года назад +130

    Trump says he refuses take part in another debate unless Putin is the moderator. 😄

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 4 года назад

      He probably would be better than moderators from the Dem Plantation whom the biased Presidential Commission picks

  • @fdj130
    @fdj130 4 года назад +153

    He's good at texting. Why doesn't that guy request a tweet debate. Imagine the comedy.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 4 года назад

      Biden wants to cheat. He will have a teleprompter to give him the answers if it is virtual.

    • @mindurownbiz8857
      @mindurownbiz8857 4 года назад +23

      @@mainheim2061 It's nice how you're able to read Biden's mind but ignore the basic fact that the one who cheated, from the beginning to the end, was Trump, not Biden.
      You saying that Biden is THINKING of cheating is unproven speculation, me saying that Trump DID cheat is not just a proven fact, but a proven fact backed by video evidence.
      Notice the difference.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 года назад +3

      @@mindurownbiz8857 I either missed that story or the news is so overwhelming nowadays that I've just forgotten which incident you're referring to. Can you elaborate on the trump debate cheating?

    • @davemakesnoises
      @davemakesnoises 4 года назад +2

      Lol imagine you could be banned from the debate for spreading hatespeech

    • @mindurownbiz8857
      @mindurownbiz8857 4 года назад +2

      @@lilaclizard4504 are you aware that presidential debates have RULES, and that this presidential debate was moderated by a Fox News anchor who basically let Trump do whatever the hell he wanted?
      If you agree to a set of basic rules (both candidates were required to) and then you are able to break them at will unpunished, then you ARE cheating. I mean, it is the very basic definition of the word ffs.

  • @Slipgatex
    @Slipgatex 4 года назад +53

    Trump: "I'm gonna supply this drug"
    Seconds later... "I would've done fine without drugs, you don't really need drugs"
    -_-
    Also, "I didn't even have to go in, frankly"... nevermind how contagious it is. It astonishes me every day that anyone voted for him to begin with.

    • @zoddsonofthor5576
      @zoddsonofthor5576 4 года назад +3

      Also As an aside "I have shares in this miracle drug"

    • @linuxd
      @linuxd 4 года назад +1

      It's the power of narcissism.
      Look into things called "gas lighting" and "flying monkeys"

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 года назад +1

      @@linuxd the man should have been put aside a long time ago because he very clearly suffers from NPD so heavily he is a danger to himself and the security of the US.

    • @linuxd
      @linuxd 4 года назад +1

      @@thomasneal9291 I believe that narcissism is the evil all of history talks about. The Bible, the constitution, folk lore all talk about this inherent evil in mankind and I'm pretty sure it is narcissism.
      The lying, selfish, ungrounded in reality human being.

    • @JB-zs1oq
      @JB-zs1oq 4 года назад

      @@linuxd Agreed, but with a huge dose of stupidity

  • @Norabloop
    @Norabloop 4 года назад +12

    lol.."why is he the one who took the drug but we're the ones experiencing dizzyness, confusion and nausea?" :P
    Good question

  • @TjRidesfb
    @TjRidesfb 4 года назад +30

    Good evening mr. Colbert and Late Show staff always a pleasure :-)

  • @hybr1dmeteor
    @hybr1dmeteor 4 года назад +58

    I heard Stephen say, "with a disease ridden garbage eating animal running around" and I thought "ok hes talking about the raccoon", then he said "also that raccoon" and I burst out laughing.

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 4 года назад +5

      That's how that form of joke works.

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 4 года назад +7

      I immediately thought of trump

    • @Generalindifference
      @Generalindifference 4 года назад +2

      Lol are you new to jokes

    • @hotmac22
      @hotmac22 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @beckah119
      @beckah119 4 года назад +1

      @@riverraisin1 Same. I didn't think of the Raccoon.

  • @mml1426
    @mml1426 4 года назад +34

    How the country with the most amount of Nobel prizes, olympic medals, riches economy in the history of the world, and most powerful military ended up with Trump as President is beyond me

    • @Melinamiu007
      @Melinamiu007 4 года назад +5

      We underestimated the quantity of stupid and/or soulless people.

    • @FallenPhoenix86
      @FallenPhoenix86 4 года назад +7

      Its a cycle:
      1. Hard times create strong leaders.
      2. Strong leaders create easy times.
      3. Easy times create weak leaders.
      4. Weak leaders create hard times.
      Repeat ad-infinatum.
      Currently Trump represents stage 4.

    • @elenatarabay8538
      @elenatarabay8538 4 года назад +2

      RLE you completely right, that's something that I been asking myself every day! This's like a bad dream, that you don't know when ended up, everyday is a new thing with this orange 🤡,, every where is a chaos. God have a mercy on us.🙏

    • @Leelz247
      @Leelz247 4 года назад +3

      Empire in decline. It’s inevitable. Just didn’t think it would be in my lifetime.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 4 года назад +2

      A profoundly screwed up electoral system that ignores millions of votes + millions of inbred genetic mistake screw ups = a useless reality tv show host for President.
      I'd be the precursor to Idiocracy, were the majority of people in the US not smart enough to know he's a useless con man.

  • @breal4ever11
    @breal4ever11 4 года назад +129

    “I think I’m taking almost nothing” -Donald Trump
    You think, as in you don’t really know. 🤦‍♀️

    • @abriggs1065
      @abriggs1065 4 года назад +1

      He takes what he brought in!
      Nothing!

    • @NapoleonGelignite
      @NapoleonGelignite 4 года назад +8

      Almost nothing: aderall, dexamethasone, aspirin, and paracetam. Not ‘almost nothing’.

    • @walkerruby4564
      @walkerruby4564 4 года назад +3

      That's because he doesn't know how to think....MORON.

    • @derrickbrown1223
      @derrickbrown1223 4 года назад +4

      Out of all the moronic shit he said ,of all the lies he spewed forth ,this is the one the threw me off the most ,how the fuck do you think you're almost taking nothing....maybe his staff has to put his meds deep in his food like one would do a puppy🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexdelaluna404
      @alexdelaluna404 4 года назад +4

      Does he ever make sense when he makes noises with his vocal cord and mouth open? Like, ever?

  • @mattgarn-towns3285
    @mattgarn-towns3285 4 года назад +161

    Listening to Trumps call in interview is like being trapped on the last train with a group of drunks and a crazy person

    • @mattgarn-towns3285
      @mattgarn-towns3285 4 года назад +2

      @Christien du Preez have fun watching Fox News 😄

    • @mattgarn-towns3285
      @mattgarn-towns3285 4 года назад +2

      @Christien du Preez the "scandal" in Ukraine was looked into and its time to move on lol Trump supporters will use anything and I do watch Fox.... I love starting my morning off with a laugh its kinda like Saturday morning cartoons, which we know are the presidents favorite. Ps Canadian here and I probably know more of what's happening in the states than 89% of Republicans crying to make America great again when they cannot see how ironic that is lol Trump is what destroyed your Country

    • @mattgarn-towns3285
      @mattgarn-towns3285 4 года назад

      @Christien du Preez congratulations on the rags to riches story but in Canada we aren't brain washed we have common sense, decency and respect for others so its not a huge deal to us we make accommodations so we can get through this with minimal problems from the masses. We can put the good of the nation of the need of one

    • @mattgarn-towns3285
      @mattgarn-towns3285 4 года назад

      @Christien du Preez point proven lol pro trump comments lmao I love the stupid

    • @mattgarn-towns3285
      @mattgarn-towns3285 4 года назад

      @Christien du Preez if people vote for Biden how are the Republicans involved hes a democratic, the Republicans are the ones pretending everything u just said was real......

  • @timthehippy9478
    @timthehippy9478 4 года назад +27

    Growing up in the uk I had a serious case of hero worship towards America, home to both natural wonders (Yellowstone) and man made (Hollywood) that fascinated me from an early age. Television was a window into another world that was evolving rapidly. When I was old enough to know what one was I wanted to be an astronaut and live in a future like star trek with equality and justice, scientific wonders would make war obsolete, there would be compassion, humanity, no greed or hunger and where technology made the world a better safer more leisurely and relaxed world. We were told that computers and automation would free us from menial labour and the jobs lost would be paid for from the taxes from companies that were now more profitable. It seemed like the world might be headed towards creating a better future.
    It is so sad to watch ruthless Capitalism with no social responsibility run riot in modern America which has allowed for America to become victim to a corrupt Government that is attempting to burn the worlds leading superpower down to the ground during the worst time in living memory, all for the sake of financial gain and personal power for a few elitist dinosaurs.
    When russia hacked emails to interfere with the 2016 elections the focus was on emails damaging to the Democratic candidate, the hack also targeted the republican emails, in keeping with russia’s continuing efforts to collect compromising material on as many people in foreign positions of power as it can to be used when needed, I'm thinking that there had to be some pretty bad stuff in the emails or other media they may have collected, maybe from a wealthy abuser with their own private plane and island and that had secret recording equipment built into them? From what I can see it has allowed putins actions to receive such a tepid response from the republican party when they should be appalled at his actions.
    "I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible with liberty and justice for all." created by Francis Bellamy, an American Christian Socialist minister. America had been trying to change into a more socialist nation from its founding and especially after the civil war but with progress came opposition in the form of what is now the republican party, (but who were the opposition to Lincoln’s party and were pro slavery but changed their name to the republican party and were responsible for the passing of the jim crow laws and racial segregation in the early twentieth century after the more democratic republican party changed their party name to something more inclusive and demonstrative of their progressive nature) who took every opportunity to try to impede any progress towards a fairer America for all people.
    I think that the republicans have been doing everything they can to strip the socialism out of America and that the efforts were ramped up more noticeably during and following the reagan era, where money was taken away from social projects and given to the private sector, our uk also had at the time a conservative leader who attacked social programmes set up in the wake of the second world war, like The National Health service, The Postal Service, The British Broadcasting Service and a few others. They would de-fund services and add layers of state appointed positions to take money away from front line services until the service could barely function then take the service over and "privatise" it and reverse the changes they had made to it so it could then make money for a select few once it was profitable again.
    We truly are two countries separated by a common language. Thank you for keeping the world informed. When lies are being spread by large corporate news agencies that control 90% of the media, and people believe them and continue to follow an orange idol (or orange idiot, trumpanzee, the orange emperor, herr agolf twittler, trumpty dumpty, Der GropenFeuhrer, Trumplethinskin, bunker baby, the Tangerine Twat, Toddler-in-Chief trouser trump, Mango Musolini. trumpski, trumpster fire, the Dotard in Chief, Cadet Bunker Boy “impeached Spanky PeePee Tapes" McBonespurs and his flying monkey, The Mad Mango, President mini-stroke, etc.) then egregious crimes and actions are taken with impunity.
    Trump is an abject and obvious failure; his business "successes" prior to office are filled with fraud, corruption, bankruptcy and failure. Born into luxury he conned his way into the White House using techniques and tactics learned from roy cohn and roger stone had used while doing dirty tricks to help nixon win and now, like a truculent child, trump intends to use anything to destroy your country to make you pay for not loving him and to try to keep himself one step away from being sent to prison when he loses the election and when his presidential immunity is lost,
    The recent bailout of big corporations and large businesses of over $6 trillion is quite a lot ($18,181.81 per person if it were to be given to every single citizen of America equally,) when the people that worked the hardest are getting the least back (no change there) then there is something wrong with the whole system and it needs to be fixed.
    I really hope that America can learn and change while staying safe and make a better fairer country and by extension the world.
    "trump claims that he is mentally fit enough to stand trial while committing crimes" should wind some trump trolls up but could be used as evidence later. trump has really shown poor leadership skills all through his term and has failed to deal with a pandemic that is ravaging America unchecked but has been almost stopped in its tracks in some countries with responsible and decisive leaders.
    But I think there is an almost equal health issue that could impact America, trumps mental state, there has not been a word about why he was forced to take the competency test that he has been bragging about passing, what frightened the trump camp so much that he had to be rushed to hospital and take an easy test? Stroke? Untreated syphilis?
    It made a simple ramp a major obstacle for trump. The trump troll farms are out in force trying to convince the world that the brain damaged trump is the good guy, that people who think fascists are bad and should be beaten, gassed and shot with impunity, that his stormtroopers come in peace to protect buildings and statues and maybe kill a couple of protesters every now and again on trumps orders (then trump goes on tv to lie about events that occurred because of his words and hate and that black is white, etc.) There seems to be a relatively easy answer to a lot of these problems, start reversing a lot of the laws that have given the lucky few with massive wealth massive tax breaks just for being wealthy, while saying that their money will trickle down to the poorer people.
    The problem with that is that the rich don't spend their money so that it goes back into society, they tend to keep it in banks or the stock market and use it to get more money. The way to get that money circulating again is by taxing companies and the super wealthy at higher rates for a start. In the 1960's the Beatles became multi millionaires while paying 60% tax, that tax money was then used to help society by being spent on schools, hospitals and infrastructure like roads and railways. If a wealthy person died the government would collect a death duty so that some of the wealth went back into the pot so that others had a chance to earn some of it for themselves. Money is an abstract concept designed to be used instead of the bartering system it was not invented to be hoarded, and like communism, capitalism is failing because of greed. Why do people want more money than they can spend in a lifetime?
    If the people that obsessively collect money collected cats in the same way they would be called crazy but because it is money they are obsessively collecting then that is fine and dandy.
    The world needs to change for the better and hopefully the craziness we are going through will be a catalyst for the change towards a fairer world for all, (PS I'm not really a socialist (I think, I could be wrong), I'm more of a progressive Trekkie with a bit of star wars), always looking for friends as we out-weigh the enemy.
    I hope America can survive trumps rule and come through this a better, fairer, stronger and more united Country than at any time since it "threw off the shackles of oppression" and declared itself a new, free nation. End trumps tyranny and stand up to the bully for the sake of justice.
    Glenn Kirschner has a few good videos dealing with this lawless president and explaining how to even the scales of justice, it gives me a bit of hope.ruclips.net/user/GlennKirschner2videos
    Get well soon America, Live long and prosper. Stay safe, stay brave, stay strong. Peace, Love and Unity from Cornwall, uk.

    • @hrs795
      @hrs795 4 года назад +4

      What is this? A new tell-all book narrative?

    • @mcswaggie2078
      @mcswaggie2078 4 года назад +3

      in response to that very moving speech, i'd have my left nut removed if we could have Piccard in the white house.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 4 года назад +7

      Speaking as an American who has actually picked up a history book, and looked at the rest of the world around her, everything you say is true. Extensive, but true.
      America, I'm afraid, is turning out to be more like Dune, in terms of science fiction - or the Foundation trilogy.

    • @captaincomic8678
      @captaincomic8678 4 года назад +1

      And may your own country wither and burn as it so rightly deserves.

    • @jakemoeller7850
      @jakemoeller7850 4 года назад +4

      Hippy Tim • I understand the sentiments. I love my country, and I feel the pain of a nation divided. The U. S. is so entrenched in its economic model of extreme capitalism that the mention of socialism or social programs makes many people have kittens. I maintain that if a country takes care of its citizens (yes, socialized medicine as one example), "we the people" would be better at doing our jobs. When a billionaire pays $750.00 in taxes, and NO TAXES in 10 of the past 15 years, something is truly wrong. I'm looking forward to better days and sane individuals in the White House come November 3rd. 🇺🇸 V O T E 🇺🇸

  • @anyaroz173
    @anyaroz173 4 года назад +138

    Trump and Typhoid Mary: "I don't feel like I am contagious"

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 года назад +10

      "Do you feel like you are contagious?" Oops, I guess the medical profession forgot to add that brilliant question to their assessment questionnaire.

    • @sirnelson3572
      @sirnelson3572 4 года назад +1

      Why don't one of you clowns text this since the media wont:
      They've thrown everything thing at this President even before he ever did any of his great work! You have to ask yourself what are they so afraid of?
      Could it be this: ruclips.net/video/AXz3cidqUcI/видео.html
      Why didn't good old 47 year insider Joe and the Obama administration do it? Hell they had eight * years! CRICKETS!!!

    • @OldBenOne
      @OldBenOne 4 года назад +2

      @Honesty First No.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 4 года назад +3

      It honestly baffles me that any society would need a cautionary fable about not spreading disease in the first place, shouldn't that be common sense? And it baffles me evenmore so that it apparently doesn't work.

    • @gigiarocha8253
      @gigiarocha8253 4 года назад +1

      How in the heck after 5 days he's cured but more thugs in his office are getting the CORONAVIRUS🤔😷🤒🤧🗣😨🗽🇺🇸 !! LIAR!! LIAR!! #GAMEOVER
      #ELFEFEDENADA2020
      #BLESSTHEUSA🇺🇸🙏

  • @InteGritti
    @InteGritti 4 года назад +16

    “I think I’m taking almost nothing.” He thinks? He doesn’t know what he’s taking? WTF

  • @marylinbelcher9918
    @marylinbelcher9918 4 года назад +57

    "I think I'm taking almost nothing " really? He doesn't know what he's taking?

    • @smooth5755
      @smooth5755 4 года назад +9

      That is the answer a habitual liar will give. He cannot tell the truth. He know damn well what he is taking! 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @linds1cupcake
      @linds1cupcake 4 года назад +14

      They probably have to crush it up and put it in a treat for him

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 4 года назад +2

      @@linds1cupcake HA! The LOL comment of the day!

    • @smooth5755
      @smooth5755 4 года назад +2

      @@linds1cupcake 🤣🤣🤣

    • @smooth5755
      @smooth5755 4 года назад

      @Catty Track 🙌🏾

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 года назад +80

    "Do You Feel Contagious?"
    Peter Frampton's lesser known hit

  • @kaylafoxx41
    @kaylafoxx41 4 года назад +163

    I wonder if Trump just thinks Churchill was a president or something with the way he keeps comparing himself to him. I wouldn't be surprised

    • @somedude9038
      @somedude9038 4 года назад +2

      Did you know that if someone dies completely from something different from covid-19 e.g a car accident, as long as the person was tested positive for covid-19, it would be marked as a covid-19 death?
      Here is the video - ruclips.net/video/Mf4fFhUsCbc/видео.html

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 года назад +25

      Some dude wtf does that have to do with her comment

    • @hannyhawkins7804
      @hannyhawkins7804 4 года назад +14

      There is always a rainbow After a little rain Bot is using random comments to spread lies about Covid diagnoses.

    • @fireyflower6643
      @fireyflower6643 4 года назад +19

      Churchill was a real leader, Trump is just a pretender to that 'throne'

    • @johnmcclure40
      @johnmcclure40 4 года назад +31

      @@somedude9038 Actually, no. If there is a single cause of death, that is what is listed. However, in many cases there are multiple causes-- and covid can be one of them.
      Doctors don't get paid for reporting more covid deaths. They would, however, face severe fines for falsifying the cause of death on death certificates. So basically, your point is nonsense.

  • @BManTyler
    @BManTyler 4 года назад +27

    When the Trump loans start to come due, I'm betting Putin ends up owning most of the Trump properties.

  • @laurat2033
    @laurat2033 4 года назад +50

    I'd liked to point out he did cut funding to military pay, but hey they got a new belt.

    • @joanhoffman3702
      @joanhoffman3702 4 года назад +2

      I know who really needs a good belt...

  • @Hogwarts-Dropout
    @Hogwarts-Dropout 4 года назад +45

    "I'm taking almost nothing." What the heck does that mean??

    • @Silvervein55
      @Silvervein55 4 года назад +1

      It means he cut down on his daily dose of coke. Just one row down from usual 3

    • @KatasaurusRexxed
      @KatasaurusRexxed 3 года назад

      @@Silvervein55 nah, an extra one to really clear out the sinuses.

  • @libtardsnowflake2594
    @libtardsnowflake2594 4 года назад +151

    I use to get the belt as a kid. I’d like to give the same one to Trump.

  • @johncatty6560
    @johncatty6560 4 года назад +19

    DJT: "I think I'm taking almost nothing."
    He admitted that he is still taking something xD

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg 4 года назад +5

      A Trumpian sentence if there ever was one... "I THINK I'm taking ALMOST nothing."

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 4 года назад

      Guys, here is the Original Semitic Text
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote in Exodus 3, when Moses asked YaH His Name
      HERE IT IS, IN HIS OWN HANDWRITING
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @herbgreen1742
      @herbgreen1742 4 года назад +2

      @@slyjokerg "I can't believe I'm still President, I'm doing almost no thinking."

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 4 года назад +1

      Exactly. He's taking something and he's spiraling out of control with his even more insane rantings.

  • @fm9572
    @fm9572 4 года назад +180

    He called Maria because Fox And Friends wouldn't take his call.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 4 года назад +5

      Trump is the drunk family member who calls you up and won't get off the phone. F&F must be learning to not pick up.

    • @VPNDOESNTWORK
      @VPNDOESNTWORK 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 People think this is humourus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TaCxNUK3
    @TaCxNUK3 4 года назад +28

    Stop using the adjective "rambling" to describe Trump interviews. It took a long time for journalists to get up the gumption to accurately use the words "lying" and "racist". Let's call "rambling" what it really is - deranged.

  • @justmytw0cents
    @justmytw0cents 4 года назад +40

    This is just getting sad at this point.

  • @jonlatham7963
    @jonlatham7963 4 года назад +34

    Strange the "Law and order" president is such a debate anarchist.

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 4 года назад +2

      He's only about "law and order" when it suits him, it seems.

    • @jonlatham7963
      @jonlatham7963 4 года назад +3

      @@boringperson-zb8vy Hence the bending of the tax laws

    • @azarinevil
      @azarinevil 4 года назад +4

      @@jonlatham7963 Trump's idea of "law and order" is when everyone does what he wants. Narcissists suck, my sister is one too. Laws don't exist to them, they live their own that they make up as they go along. My sister as a teen actually thought discipline, non-violent and kind discipline, was child abuse.

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 4 года назад +73

    "I feel Stupid,
    And Contagious,
    Here I am now,
    Entertain Us!!"
    Smells like Trump Spirit.

    • @harlinaindra6679
      @harlinaindra6679 4 года назад +4

      Bringing us to COViD - 19 nirvana

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 4 года назад

      Said Pelosi today wearing a matched mask for the first time on October 8 2020. She may be contagious

    • @danyf.1442
      @danyf.1442 4 года назад +1

      I am disappointed because I haven't thought of this quote myself , the words are oddly accurate for the present situation👏👏👏

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 года назад +63

    Yeah, pretty sure Donnie is still taking drugs!

    • @fademusic1980
      @fademusic1980 4 года назад +1

      If he was taking dexamethasone then you best believe he is still taking it or he would be dead from the rebound effects.

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 4 года назад +1

      You can take that bet to the bank. Waiting for him to crash.

    • @alwayzlisteningparanormald5477
      @alwayzlisteningparanormald5477 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/bAUeyi049pY/видео.html

  • @davidwarren9204
    @davidwarren9204 4 года назад +41

    Pence walked into a bar, with a fly on his head. The barman asked "How long has that been there?"
    The fly replied "I dunno, it started out as a pimple on my butt".

    • @margritpiepes8242
      @margritpiepes8242 4 года назад +3

      😅😅😅😂😂😁😁😁oh my God .This made my Morning .sitting here with Coffe

  • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
    @AwkwrdPrtMskrt 4 года назад +19

    You repaired the military? You called them suckers and left them for Russian bounty hunters.

    • @teeterc1
      @teeterc1 4 года назад

      The only sucker is you and every other idiot who believes FAKE NEWS!!!

    • @kimburns1502
      @kimburns1502 4 года назад

      Did you hear him?neither did anyone else!

  • @mariesia0525
    @mariesia0525 4 года назад +297

    This "president" sure has a lot of time on his tiny hands. And since when is contagious a feeling? 🙄

    • @longfang98
      @longfang98 4 года назад +15

      @@gahugeecasron1589 I'm not so sure 45 is a person.

    • @donnieboughton1730
      @donnieboughton1730 4 года назад +8

      @@gahugeecasron1589 you should tell trump that...

    • @treborrrrr
      @treborrrrr 4 года назад +9

      @@gahugeecasron1589 No, about not making fun of people. If he dishes it out, he should be prepared to take it as well.

    • @donnieboughton1730
      @donnieboughton1730 4 года назад +2

      @@gahugeecasron1589 wtf are you talking about? I'm talking about you saying someone shouldn't make fun of a person who makes fun of people all the time.

    • @jaefrmbk2k
      @jaefrmbk2k 4 года назад

      @@gahugeecasron1589 cry cry baby, we don't care, do u? 👀

  • @julianruiz2695
    @julianruiz2695 4 года назад +23

    I’ve been in the army since 2015 and I don’t know what belt he’s talking about. When we switched uniforms the belt just...was a different color like...thats it.

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for that. I was wondering. I met some Navy guys a few years ago when I worked at Federal Hall in NYC. They were wearing blue digital style camouflage. I made some smart remark and one said yeah, it's so we disappear if we fall overboard.

  • @marochkaminkeng9872
    @marochkaminkeng9872 4 года назад +16

    “I’m very clean.” Bro, you’ve never been clean a day in your life.

  • @elizabeththorburn5120
    @elizabeththorburn5120 4 года назад +38

    Trump’s new motto: no lives matter OR Only my life matters!

  • @lizliz4186
    @lizliz4186 4 года назад +14

    I think the syphilis is finally showing on his brain 😂🤣😂
    perhaps he stopped taking that treatment as well.

  • @blueclover9918
    @blueclover9918 4 года назад +281

    He insults everyone who lost someone to corona every time he opens his pie hole

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 4 года назад +12

      Regrettably agreed.

    • @opheIia7668
      @opheIia7668 4 года назад +1

      @@nikolaipersad4098 kmm we did not have a good conversation

    • @opheIia7668
      @opheIia7668 4 года назад

      @@nikolaipersad4098 k

    • @dawnsilverlaws6496
      @dawnsilverlaws6496 4 года назад +11

      every time he opens his LIE hole

    • @lornacallwood4556
      @lornacallwood4556 4 года назад +4

      😆 a guess Trump making us all crazy,got to get him out of there.

  • @chumuheha
    @chumuheha 4 года назад +78

    of course raccoons would talk to bradley cooper, he's literally played one

  • @debrabye6224
    @debrabye6224 4 года назад +4

    If he gets relected, omg I really cannot look at him for 4more years. I'll be looking for a roommate to leave the this insane country