Every Printer Ever
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- Опубликовано: 29 май 2019
- Here's a silly little cartoon about my experiences with printers. I've never been able to get them to work. I don't know maybe it's just me...
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Me: **Tries to print a black and white document**
Printer: *_There is not enough yellow, blue, or pink ink._*
I hate when that happens!
you have printer that prints colors? thats so cool!
@@someone-uk4ng who doesn't
@@tiggy8297 i dont. the printer i have only prints black.
@@someone-uk4ng it still sucks XD
Me: **wants to print out something black and white**
Printer: i need *M A G E N T A*
Because they print the serial number on each print job!
@@foty8679 it's yellow and it Fing ruins everything I print. Luckily I don't print often.
Actually had this happen to me at work, AFTER it was a meme. I cannot describe the deadest stare on my face.
@@FlamingMonkey46 print in Black and White text appears in magenta....
Magenta is a much funnier color. Good job 👍🏼
3D printing is easier than 2d printing nowadays.
it's funny because it's true.
Cheaper too.
Please leave.
Sleepless Indefatigable, weed eater!
I think printers are just a scam. It's impossible for them to be that bad if it's not on purpose.
*Middle of the night*
Everyone: *sleeping*
Printer: Wappapapapapapap skrrrrrr eeeeeeee thcsssss aaaaa
Ok, but why is the printer on though?
Personally my printer only gets to be on when I’m trying to use it. The rest of the time it stays turned off.
@@jaden_korr4122 I don't know it just turns on randomly
@@benook Huh, weird... I guess printers are just one of those mysteries that modern science will never fully understand. *sarcasm off*
In all seriousness, I guess I'd just leave it unplugged when not in use but I guess that would probably just cause some other problem.
@@jaden_korr4122 too much work, it's up against the wall
You’re house is probably haunted
I was expecting that the printer said: “Cause I’m out of paper”
Sammeee
Same
Same
Same here
Mee to
I bought an old Samsung laser printer back in 2011 for $90. Black Only. I'm still on the original toner cartridge. The once a year I need a color print, I just use my work's. Ink Jet printers can go to hell.
Hang on to that printer. More modern ones have a self-destruct chip in each cartridge that lets you use it a certain number of times then says "I'm empty now" and so won't let you use refilled cartridges. No, it doesn't actually measure how much toner is physically in the cartridge, it just counts down from some set number the engineers "estimated" for the number of prints each toner charge can do.
Oh, also, little known fact: toner cartridges actually waste a huge amount of toner - a lot of it gets carried around the roller and doesn't stick to the paper, but rather than being recycled back into the toner supply compartment (which would slowly but surely reduce the quality of the toner, it is claimed), it gets collected in a SECOND, "waste toner" compartment, also in the cartridge, and is then lost when you throw the cartridge away. Maybe they even harvest it and reprocess it when they recycle a "spent" cartridge.
I once tried transferring all the "waste" toner back into the supply toner compartment, topping it off with fresh toner and mixing it up, and - quelle surprise - it worked just fine for basic, quality-doesn't-matter-as-long-as-I-can-read-it office text-and-line-art printing. Couldn't even tell the difference.
I had a Samsung black and white laser printer from 2010. I really liked the fact that it allows you to select keep printing even though the cartridge is low, and you can keep doing that infinitely. New printers don’t have this feature anymore because they just want to benefit from the cost of ink and toner.
But the printer broke recently, but 9 years of use is pretty good
@Maintenance Renegade Thumb drives are a security hazard to any computer they get plugged into. Sure your drive is clean, but Steve has a few keyloggers on his just itching for a motherboard.
@Maintenance Renegade Only if they fall into the wrong hands, which is the same for a thumb drive. But a paper can't brick your machine by sitting next to it.
I use a Sagem laser printer. It worked great and never stopped printing, even after the cartridge was completely empty. Sure, the pages where mostly blank, but the printer did not complain.
Although I had trouble when I switched to Linux, because Sagem seems to be a rare brand and it took a lot of research to find a working driver.
This is the most painfully accurate video ever.
Yup. It just forgot the multiple test sheets that get printed after the cartridges are replaced. Wasting precious ink...
And paper
In the printer's defense, the idiot _was_ trying to print something without any paper.
Robert Sides but the printer already had paper so no
@@Vinni-2K past tense. It HAD paper. The second attempt did not.
@Emo Emu Overruled. Please watch the whole video and the reply chain above your reply.
@Emo Emu Then you could clearly see he made two separate printing attempts. The second of which had no paper.
@Emo Emu _sigh_ 2:15 His second attempt to print his resume. He's asking a printer to print something after it's already out of paper. Again, I'm talking about his SECOND attempt. Not his first. First time it had paper. It wasted it. The SECOND TIME it no longer had any and then he _still_ asked it to print. I'm done replying to this. This is just getting stupid.
**College student exists**
Printer: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
Pedro Batista shit
@@rainfordays855 _sheiktera_
literally
Reason I bought a B&W laser printer for college. Had the library if I needed color ink. Bought a High-Yield toner cartridge after the first "ran out". High-Yield lasted a good while before it too ran out. I have since covered the sensor with tape and have used it for the occasional document. That was more than 4 years ago, if memory serves.
The college student who hand writes their papers: I’m about to end this printer’s whole career.
Me: needs to print b&w document
Printer: Needs Cyan ink
Black ink: Am I a joke to you?
@@firatkozan6881 i don't want a vibrant black i just want black
@@jammygamer8961 exactly
@@firatkozan6881 That's not how colours work. It's literally so that you have to buy ink cartridges more often. Printers are a complete scam.
Printer: .....................yes
Ikr
Don't forget the three hours you spend uninstalling and reinstalling various print drivers
and then when you find everything working, it just doesn't work the next day.
Alongside outrageously overpriced cartridges that cost a dime to make but are sold for 50$ or more
Never ever install the printer software! Just let the operating Straten figure it out. 99% of printer software is garbage.
@@Sashazur believe it or not about 7-10 years ago PCs didn't auto install drivers you had to put in the CD that came with the damn printer... Good times...
Oh fuck me you have experienced it too, i swear it's a conspiracy.
Me: *prints photo*
Printer: *prints half and stops*
Me: Umm. Ya gonna finish that?
Printer: *printing...*
Me: *Waits 15 minutes and nothing happens*
Me: *Cancels print*
Printer: Why did you cancel that?
Give me Fuel Give me Fire
Me: *Sends doc to printer*
Printer: “Waaaa Pooooo Skkkkk”
Me: ....
Printer: .....
Me: *Cancels Print*
Printer: *Starts Printing*
Me: “OH NOW YOU WORK”
Printer: *Stops printing*
my printer came out crumpled cus i had to pull it out because it sucked it in
It gets worse when after you print it again and the rest of the papers from the first try come out. Then you try to cancel it because you have what you need and the printer says *no* and wastes the rest of your overpriced ink.
After canceling
It will print 2 rows to make you mad
😂
Thats every Inkjet in the world will do it HP Brother Canon Epson
I switched to Color Laser Printer 🤣
Additionly, they won't let you use third-party or refilled ink cartridges
This is so accurate that it hurts 😂😭 especially 0:38 ..
My printer will literally just start making those noises at random times of the day when ever it feels like it
SO true!
@Upasana_S_
I feel you mn
Upasana _S_ except the red ink thing
Marco Morel same it likes doing it at night
Imagine my fear
“The printer store or whatever”
hyper throne sounds legit
@@not_jaay_bandzz2182 of course
When a 3D printer is more reliable than a 2D printer.
Seriously, a spool of PLA is like $20. Why ink costs more than a roll of plastic filament is beyond me.
Sunken cost fallacy. Basically Gillette sales model, cheap razor with initial set of blades, then replacement costs arm and a leg. So people think ah, I don't need another handle, but blades are like 90% of the cost if not more. Same with printers.
@@MladenMijatov But the handle in this case is the printer, and the blades in this case are the ink cartridges. Just think about how outrageous that is for a second.
Spool of PLA is just a spool of PLA. Ink cartridges are not just a spool of PLA. You can't simply poop molten plastic trough a hole to make a printer ink cartridge.
@@darkfoxxbunyip you don't realize how much easier and cheaper ink actually is to make compared to plastic, do you?
@@PlushiiMono Ink cartridges aren't just ink. They contain the actual nozzles and valves too, have a close look at an ink cartridge sometime, and it will become obvious why I said they aren't just a spool of plastic.
"I need you to print the essay that my professor needs tomorrow morning that I spent hours on"
Printer: "Haha what?"
It's 2019, use email
@@limiv5272 Keep in mind that normal E-Mail is unencrypted!
@@jannikheidemann3805 I doubt anyone would bother encrypting an essay, but if they did all they'd have to do would be to password protect the attached file that contains the essay. It's incredibly easy
Fun fact: Printers use Cyan, Yellow, and Magenta ink in order to make a richer black.
Is it stupid? Yes.
Can I change it? No.
But really, this video is too accurate- my printer broke when I needed to print out a project worth 1/3 of my grade for a class... it wasn’t fun.
Pøq it’s not stupid, the product designers are just greedy assholes
Huh... I did not know that
No it’s to make more money with their 50$ ink
Pøq then why tf do I buy black ink
Why? Oh wait- it's to make more money, right?
Its 2019 and printers still work like they were made in the 1400s. Why.
When was movable type made? I forgot when but the wood and liquid coal they used never complained like printers today
Because they are scam!
Printers back then didn't have problems they just worked some still do to this day
Consumers wouldn't buy a $600 printer for home use.
So they shouldn't sell them
Me: prints papercraft
Printer: *_YOU WANT STRIPES ON THIS DON'T YOU?!_*
Edi 4737 printer: yes
Printer: *fuck you i can do whatever*
Me: printer can you clean the print heads? The picture came out wrong.
Printer: oh sure thing! I'll print you out a test page n- OUT OF MAGENTA *refuses to print for the rest of eternity*
FUCKING HELL I just had that shit happen
Me: *printing a document*
Printer: SPITS OUT A FCKING BLANK PAPER
me: yo printer can you print this black and whi-
printer: yeah buddy you see i need 36 cartridges of rainbow ink, a plank of wood, electrical wire and exactly 679 kilo grams of dragon scales
SammyBlueberry lmfao its like getting a quest and quest reward is the essay u wanted to print😂
@@Akaiiro and then the printer stops printing half way through
It would have been more accurate of him instead of spitting out a blank piece of paper to spit out a printer test page
It's literally cheaper to buy a whole new printer than to buy a replacement ink cartridge
The original cartrige is often tiny compared to the replacement...
Just buy a laser printer and forget about all this crap
Printers are sold at a loss so the price of ink makes up for it
Did you know that blood is literally cheaper than printer ink
@@InMooseWeTrust, yeah, I don't get why people need a colour liquid ink printer for printing out text. My parents have an HP 1020 printer that never had a problem in like 10 years, although it's used relatively often. If you absolutely need colour printing, then just buy a printer with external ink tanks.
“Love or hate the printer, but he’s spitting straight *FAX* ”
nice
True
Awesome
Reality Rating: 1 out of 7, not enough driver issues.
Oh yes! When I couldn't print over the network because the WiFi was too bad i Had to connect the printer via USB and it took me at least 30 mins to figure out how to get it to print (by downloading the driver from the internet).
@Kohina you mean dynamic
Kohina
Probably so us normies who don’t know programming, get mad, smash it, and go buy a new one. Rinse and repeat half a year later when you really need to print something again.
Like me right now.
This is why the world doesn't need inkjet printers.
Laser printers for life.
They fade over time
@@Mikey-ym6ok That's what new toner drums are for :V
I have a hp jet ink printer that works fine
Jet printers are a scam. :)
Laser printers are not good for photo printing. I'm working at a computer shop. And always recommend the Epson ecotank printers. These printer come with ink for one year and the ink only costs around $12 per bottle. The printers are more expensive but you'll save lots of money on ink.
Me: *tries to print anything*
Printer: “I need 48 cartridges of rainbow ink, a potato, 27 paintings and exactly 284 grams of magic unicorn hair
JarateKarate Me:even though the words are just going to be black
But I only have 283 grams of unicorn hair. Can I give you some extra rainbow ink?
Mine always asks for 285 and 30 year old virgin blood
@Chris Russell Epson has eco tank printers now that have tanks instead of cartridges. You buy bottle of ink and refill the tanks. I have an Epson et-4750. I have had it for about 6 months and haven't needed to buy ink yet. And I've printed about 7,500 pages. It's a wonderful printer; I highly recommend it. I had an older Epson that was like the guy's comment, it NEVER had enough ink. It only had enough ink to print as many pages as the paper tray would hold, which was only 30. My et-4750 that I have now holds 250 sheets on its paper tray, does 2 sided, and the best part of it is that it works (all the time). Refills for it cost as much as they did for my old printer, which is around $50-60.
Yay, sounds like an RPG quest.
Printer's Fantasy World IV - The Sequel on Inkendo GameCube
Me: Buys printer for 50 dollars
Printer: Runs out of ink
Me: Cartridges are $55 dollars huh?
Me: Buys new printer and harvests old printer parts for fun.
Ah yes the cicle of life.
Except the $50 printer doesn't come with full cartridges kek
rccarz5 neither do the cartridges kek
Then disassemble the old printers parts and sell them
*STONKS*
@@rccarz5 some companies actually guarantee ful cartridge
Such a waste, but yes. We did this. It was always cheaper to buy a brand new printer that CAME with ink than to just keep buying more ink. So expensive, and you only get one or two pieces of paper from it until it says it’s out of ink again. I swear, it’s like it’s programmed to dry out if you don’t use it daily. Of course, if you use it daily, then you also run out of ink. Whole thing is a conspiracy and the amount of ewaste we produce from it is insane! The madness needs to stop!
“It’s not like I can’t do it. I just don’t want to.”
If your printer says that, reply with: “Do you want me to unplug you?”
It usually does the trick. Otherwise, just slam a sledgehammer into it.
I've always talked to my printer like an overzealous coach talks to little league baseball players.
Woah isn't that printer abuse??
OmegaPlays Gt.
Depends.
But, then again, even _touching_ a kid could be child abuse.
Depends on how you see it.
Or yeet the fucker out the window
Oh, so simply do what I did with my great uncle!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Blacks are magenta
GIVE ME MAGENTA
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae Wa
Mou shindeiru
NANI?!?
Hi baldi
@@jmidland4617 OK?
I filled the green ink with water in my printer to just make the scanner work , I mean like serious I want to scan a picture and save it in my laptop why do I need ink to do that 😂😂😅
did it work?
I had one do that. Why the hell do you need ink to scan to the computer!
I will never buy another Lexmark or Epson.
I bought a $25 printer from Walmart just for the scanner. I made sure to buy a 2-year protection plan so if it stops working, I'll just get rid of it and buy another one so I can do the same thing again. So far this scanner only printer has lasted me 4 months and I've scanned over a thousand old family photos.
Apparently, printers will purge a little ink every once in a while so that the print heads don’t dry up. And also because it purges into a collection tray, it will get full at some point after years and you will have to buy a new printer. It’s just planned obsolesce.
Because corporations need profits and we live in a capitalist system.
"Ok, will you please print that for me?" - "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
This video popped up a day after I searched google: "how to repair a printer". I guess google is spot on with their suggestion algorithm
Did the video help?
Definitely!
2:50 so the printer did actually work 😀
there's clearly a pencil next to the paper
@@GDNachoo oof
@@lewitm4591 dumbass
@@purpleey it's a joke I think don't be a dumbass
@@purpleey r/wooosh
Thinking Cheetoh was already the best
*Gets notification*
Me: This is the pinnacle of videos
That, kids is when you bring in the bat and negotiate.
To be honest, I think the cashier is almost more annoying than the printer.
PopEgg 132 would you like to donate 10 15 or 20$?
*would you like to donate 10, 15, or 20 dollars*
@@tdjkhazard4522 *WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE 10 15 OR 20 DOLLARS!*
Hush u gatch a kid
@@sethmorehead8507would you like to donate 10, 15, or 20$
Printer: *Hold my beer*
Me: *Why?*
Printer: *No, I can't do it.*
Me: *:x*
Basically my printer but it will actually print half my resume then run out of ink again...
And this is why I invested in a color laser printer.
1: they're better
2: they're better
3: they're better
4: they're better
5: they're better
lmao can confirm
Cool
Hey its the photocopying man
Two words for y'all: LASER PRINTER.
No more dealing with bullshit ink cartridges, they last forever and toner is pretty cheap. Stop getting scammed by inkjet printers!
Tbh my laser printer is cheaper than one refill of all colors
Me: wants to watch a printer video
3D printer ad: *_L E T M E S T O P Y O U T H E R E_*
Me: *sends printer document*
Printer: No, try again
Me:*tries again*
Printer: Nope
Me: continues trying
Printer: ALLOW ME TO PRINT ALL THE DOCUMENTATIONS THAT I SAID NO TO, SO YOU WILL HAVE LIKE 100 EXTRA SHEETS AND NO INK Left.
Me: *sigh*
You know that old dot-matrix in the back of the cupboard? The one you put there when you bought your shiny new inkjet printer 10 years and five printers ago? Yep, it still works!
It's loud, slow, and can't do colour, but hey, it works.
Why is this so accurate though?
Because Capitalism.
Person: so you print stuff
Printer: well yes, but actually no.
He should have just printed at the printer shop
I was never able to stop a print request in my life. It always kept printing
kovco your printer was godsend
1:33 Oh my...his eye.😂😂😂
In the end there is no paper btw 😂😂😂😂😂😂
u forgot the “printer offline” error
You forgot the part where the printer remembers to print something what you sent one day ago. And because you clicked so often "print" the document prints 10 times.
Omg XD
Edit : red ink when it’s black & white
Hi Cheetoh!!!
Me: Print this small piece of paper!
Printer:....
Printer: *CHICK-OOOOH OOOOH! EE-AH*
“Oh there's a backlog of task, you're going have to cancel them.”
Everyone has dealt with a sassy printer before.
1:46 I love how his left eye kept moving randomly lmao
I have that problem but not that intensive
No duh
Every *Inkjet printer ever.
Stop buying these, folks. They SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
The printer costs $40, the ink costs $70.
Introducing the DOT-MATRIX PRINTER! Like a normal printer, but slower, louder, and works properly.
I've been watching this video again and again and still not tired. I've watched this for so many times. 😂
Back in my day we used to print the old way!
_pen_
holy s**t thats boomer af
*Prints something*
Ok, printer stopped. I have everything.
*starts to go downstairs*
Printer: BBBZZZZZZZSTTTTTTTTTRTZZZZ
very accurate
I have been workin on computers for close to 15 years, and printers are still like pulling teeth to work on, setup, and/or service in general! Most IT Professionals agree with this and it's incomprehensible that a piece of hardware that has been around since the dawn of the computer age is still so damn unreliable and never seems to work properly!
are you guys even saying words or are you trying to make a paragraph about printers
Me:want to print a dark text
Printer: NO MAGENTA
Printer: out of ink
Store: ink is $50
Me: I paid flipping $29 for the whole printer!
I just want to thank you because I sitting here in my office all sad and gloomy but you just made my day. Send love all the way from INDIA!
My Printer : *Prints out really shitty and blurred lab report*
Also my Printer : *Prints out a perfect graph from my lab report*
And exactly because of this by-design behavior to work like shit, I successfully have been boycotting printers for 13 years now. When I really need to print something, I just use a printer at work or go to the nearest drug store or copy shop. This happens maybe once a year and costs me 10 cents per page and a short walk outside. Never been happier without one of those ink assholes at home :)
Printer sharing is caring!
I once went on a job to fix a printer, and it took 7 hours, wasn't fixed.
Me: Gets A Stick
Me: So you want to do this the easy way, or the hard way?
Printer:
The chawyce is yaaws
God man😂😂😂i have watched 12 videos of yours all are amazing and i love it❤️❤️😊
Your characters are so creative! Keep up the good work!
2:41. Wow. Someone peeked into my life. . .
No joke I got a ad for a printer before this video!!!
Anyone else???
This would be relatable but
*I got a laser printer, so i do not have this problem*
They have thier own unique flavor of problems.
They are so cheap now. I haven't had an inkjet in a long time. Toner cart lasts over a year and I print a lot. I don't even get spooler problems.
I'm having a hard time breathing due to laughing at this
And this is why laser printers were invented. They just work.
lol
Two words: Laser printers.
One time I sent an important school essay to my printer. I literally got a piece of paper that said Social Studies essay in the corner. None of the actual essay.
Ah yes it is my printer to,
It talks and it argues with me.
normal
Me: hey printer please print this for me
Printer: ok.... *makes printer noises instead
Printer: sorry I can't do it
Me: Do it you stupid li'l box of metal! *slaps printer*
Printer: *oof* ok ok I'll do it. Jeeez...
Thats why I bought a black and white laser printer that connects via usb, that one actually works.
I definitely learned something today, and it's that violence is the only language printers know.
1:34 “I could help you, I could give you this four pack of ink that comes with red, blue, yellow and black. Of for about 50 dollars”
“Eeh, but I just need red”
“That’s ok, that’s okay, it’s fine, I’m gonna go ahead and bring this up to you and a bag it for you and yeah”
*Sad true story*
*EDIT:* Wow, 15 likes in 1 hour! Thank you guys!
Hahahahaah, I’m crying every times... 😢
Wouldja like to donate 10, 15, or 20 dollars??
This is totally me when I use my printer!
This is why I don't have a home printer now.
I could just imagine the guy to take out a knife at the end and say,"Print my resime or die."
You, Cheetoh Studios, are an artist.
Printer is like a vsco girl because it goes: sksksksksskskssksksks
When the ink costed more the a new printer
This was great. Thanks! Gave me a good laugh
Bro this is funny asf!! U got a subscriber
yeah, this is why I have not owned printer in home. It is better to pay $0.033 every B&W page and $0.066 every coloured page.
Mikhwan 256 you could buy a laser printer black and white for 200$, my is Canon is like a tank, it never let me down since I bought it 4 years ago , the laser cartridge haven't worh out
Me: Hey printer I need my essay ya know so I can have a life so can u print it?
Printer: No.
Me: ._. |Throws out window|
I always watch the office space printer scene, where they smash the printer to pieces After watching this video. It's perfect.
Laser boys be like:
Ink, nah we don't use that.
This is why we need Laser Printers. Because they aren't an outright scam.
Pengmaeda they’re not the best qualities
@@sadafrazzak8253 Well they've seemed a hell of a lot more reliable than other printers. Actually prints what you want 99.9999% of the time, with the .0001% being just when its out of paper.
Pencil man lookin fresh tho might have to cop
Instead of looking up my specific make and model printer on RUclips to forgive out how to fix it, I looked up how to fix printer, then got the exact same setup as the guy in the video and I have no troubles now
This is the official training and design guidelines video at HP in their printer department.
I have a laser printer soooo I haven't experienced any of those problems for the 5 years I've been using it xD
Moral of the story: buy laser printers, kids