What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @awilix227
    @awilix227 5 лет назад +22461

    innocent viewer in the beginning: "why are there captions?"
    same viewer at the end: "oh..."

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 5 лет назад +320

      lol, I need captions no matter what...

    • @keeg_it
      @keeg_it 5 лет назад +28

      666 likes I can't like this comment

    • @syre7608
      @syre7608 5 лет назад +30

      i classify as a guilty viewer.

    • @therealmoseph
      @therealmoseph 5 лет назад +2

      What ;-;

    • @solarwolf1336
      @solarwolf1336 5 лет назад +32

      Change “same viewer” to “awoken viewer” lol

  • @peterayoub3
    @peterayoub3 5 лет назад +23590

    Can we just appreciate the fact that this guy had to unlearn english to make this video?

    • @eggmoni7
      @eggmoni7 5 лет назад +247

      LMAOOO

    • @user-xj1zw7rv4r
      @user-xj1zw7rv4r 5 лет назад +50

      100th like wow this is funny

    • @KristianKumpula
      @KristianKumpula 5 лет назад +372

      Since he used some IPA symbols in the video, my guess is that he probably just learned phonetic transcription in IPA (before the idea to make this video), wrote down what he needs to say in IPA symbols and then just read it out loud, which is pretty easy if you knew how to write it, because IPA couldn't possibly get more phonetically consistent.

    • @selin1587
      @selin1587 5 лет назад +50

      Kristian Kumpula it’s a joke

    • @peterayoub3
      @peterayoub3 5 лет назад +394

      @@KristianKumpula nah man I'm pretty sure he just uninstalled English

  • @smekneil2896
    @smekneil2896 5 лет назад +14752

    When he started speaking in sim I felt that

  • @donnaroe
    @donnaroe Год назад +2816

    I’m not only impressed by the research and editing of the video, but the absolute dedication to record the script progressively more phonetically consistent one vowel at a time is CRAZY impressive. I know this video is old now but awesome job on this and the follow up!! :)

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  Год назад +171

      Thanks so much! Please share and subscribe to help support my content!

    • @ItsGamingFancy
      @ItsGamingFancy Год назад +5

      Wait what research?

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 11 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@ItsGamingFancyyou'll notice the video is a compilation of information about the English language. To describe the collection and review of that information we use a word known as "research."

    • @ItsGamingFancy
      @ItsGamingFancy 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Roddy556 How is pronouncing things consistently research? They just picked a pronunciation and recited sentences that way. It's a good video but there is no "compilation of information" here

    • @ItsGamingFancy
      @ItsGamingFancy 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Roddy556 if they said "this is why they're pronounced so differently" then there's some of what is known as "research"

  • @tsukasatenma_
    @tsukasatenma_ 4 года назад +1507

    Okay but I'm impressed that this guy was even able to talk like he was on the verge of a stroke so perfectly

    • @blackislands
      @blackislands 4 года назад +27

      I got lost on “of corsi” )

    • @msods
      @msods 4 года назад +5

      This guy's name is Aaron Alon, i'm sure he's well trained

    • @AA-po3hn
      @AA-po3hn 4 года назад +1

      Dont say he was on a stroke

    • @entorix4763
      @entorix4763 4 года назад

      I mean the video was edited (not live) so there were probably many takes.

  • @markog1999
    @markog1999 4 года назад +3158

    Somewhere between the sounds of Danish, French and a stroke.

    • @schizoidforjesus
      @schizoidforjesus 4 года назад +110

      A bit of German, too

    • @hiimred1851
      @hiimred1851 4 года назад +57

      And a spanish chocking on his food

    • @lemonkerr9932
      @lemonkerr9932 4 года назад +34

      Danish, German, French, Dutch and stroke

    • @tomforge614
      @tomforge614 4 года назад +24

      Sounded like a forced Chinese accent until he got to "O". Then it sounded like a terrible Swedish accent.

    • @5illyMe
      @5illyMe 4 года назад +7

      Felt a bit like Latin at times too.

  • @oliviamarie2852
    @oliviamarie2852 5 лет назад +15934

    apparently pirates have been speaking the most proper english of all

    • @stevenon5664
      @stevenon5664 5 лет назад +177

      That pirate "like" speaking is 100% fake. It was made for some English movie.

    • @zoch9797
      @zoch9797 5 лет назад +105

      Olivia Marie
      In fact you are correct.
      ruclips.net/video/gPlpphT7n9s/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/qYiYd9RcK5M/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/y2QYGEwM1Sk/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/WeW1eV7Oc5A/видео.html
      How English was pronounced circa 1600!

    • @scottcampbell2836
      @scottcampbell2836 5 лет назад +82

      Yarrrr. Had my facebook language on Pirate English for 2 years

    • @aleesabarker8352
      @aleesabarker8352 5 лет назад +83

      To me it sounded vaguely Irish...

    • @honestlyiris274
      @honestlyiris274 5 лет назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing XD

  • @WhatElseNow
    @WhatElseNow Месяц назад +115

    I have been using the Internet since 1996. And this is the most perfect video I have ever watched. It has everything: short, educational, professional, excellent editing, entertaining, funny, perfect music choice, clear, well demonstrated, great narration, beautiful esthetics, no ads, clever, great topic, surprises, unpredictable, suitable for most ages and people whose first language is not English, subtitles, excellent story telling with a beginning, middle and a end, not to mention a story arc. Did I mention that it's short? 🎉🎉🎉

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  Месяц назад +7

      Wow, thanks for the very kind comment! Please consider sharing and subscribing! You might also enjoy the sequel video: ruclips.net/video/fqTsBwHI0xM/видео.htmlsi=ozdyBu7KGMLxVYMk

    • @unkilledher
      @unkilledher 19 дней назад

      does not matter how long you are in the game but what you do on it and honestly your bar is very low rlly you just sound like spam

  • @kaidouhottopicgiftcard
    @kaidouhottopicgiftcard 3 года назад +6007

    I think most of us native english speakers just memorized the pronunciations of words instead of the letters lol

    • @platannapipidae9621
      @platannapipidae9621 3 года назад +152

      I'm not native, but I have been watching so many minecraft that I probably too

    • @omeragca2702
      @omeragca2702 3 года назад +296

      That's actually how every language works, even those that are phonetically consistent.

    • @i_dont_even_know_at_this_p4920
      @i_dont_even_know_at_this_p4920 3 года назад +183

      As a non native speaker yeah that's pretty much how we learn english as well.

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 года назад +40

      As a native speaker, that's pretty much how English is

    • @waldin.2952
      @waldin.2952 3 года назад +24

      @@omeragca2702 not at all lol, maybe if english is ur first language and u dont remember how each letter is pronounced in the consistent language ur ur learning

  • @zur137
    @zur137 4 года назад +4715

    1:55 he Englished so hard he started speaking French.

    • @yiumyoumsan6997
      @yiumyoumsan6997 4 года назад +267

      *Englished*

    • @Titanosaurus-tu8bw
      @Titanosaurus-tu8bw 4 года назад +19

      Yea

    • @josep9016
      @josep9016 4 года назад +13

      lol

    • @deactivated.1254
      @deactivated.1254 4 года назад +29

      @@josep9016
      The girl with the unexpectedly long name that has nothing to do with her profile pic, your IGN made me check your pfp, which lead me too your channel, where I ended up subscribing

    • @alexandrapainiaye3191
      @alexandrapainiaye3191 4 года назад +18

      As a French person, I can only agree to this. It’s definitely French.

  • @danielnewell843
    @danielnewell843 5 лет назад +14585

    It sounds like he has the strongest accent on the world.

    • @1a2b3c4d_
      @1a2b3c4d_ 4 года назад +93

      *in not on

    • @firexo
      @firexo 4 года назад +53

      @@1a2b3c4d_ probably a typo

    • @jadenfedorchak8335
      @jadenfedorchak8335 4 года назад +53

      Technically everyone has just as much as an accent, so there's no "strongest" accent.

    • @eimearnichuanaigh
      @eimearnichuanaigh 4 года назад +4

      From W H E R E

    • @vukadinmc127
      @vukadinmc127 4 года назад +15

      Not true, you should hear slavic people who've never seen English try and read English.

  • @stevencooper2464
    @stevencooper2464 Год назад +156

    At one point, it actually began to sound like a very ancient language; very interesting.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 Год назад

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq 3 года назад +3142

    Its just three languages in a trench coat that hangs out in dark alleys. Hits other languages with a lead pipe. Then digs in their pockets for loose grammer.

    • @crispyein8601
      @crispyein8601 3 года назад +69

      Underrated. Best analogy ever.

    • @kyokoscupnoodles8239
      @kyokoscupnoodles8239 3 года назад +18

      Very underrated

    • @rebeccalopez5094
      @rebeccalopez5094 3 года назад +16

      I just choked on air I laughed so hard!!! Best. Comment. Ever! 🤣💜

    • @apinchofdisappointment
      @apinchofdisappointment 3 года назад +9

      Lol this is brilliant

    • @TheMimiSard
      @TheMimiSard 3 года назад +16

      This is the best version of this, though I'd say it's closer to five or six languages - Welsh, Germanic (Anglo-Saxon invasion), French (William of Normandy), with both ancient and liturgical Latin and scientific Greek for flavour.

  • @elizabellabethabell9003
    @elizabellabethabell9003 3 года назад +1926

    bro just sounded like he was speaking early-middle english by the end. insane how many sounds in our language have mushed together and mutated through the centuries

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 3 года назад +21

      yeah that's what I thought too

    • @midapita
      @midapita 3 года назад +19

      That makes me wonder how different old/Middle English compares to modern English in terms of phonetics…

    • @LG123ABC
      @LG123ABC 3 года назад +11

      @Oke Ihenacho We all had to memorize and recite the introduction to The Canterbury Tales in the original Chaucerian English in my High School English class. I can still recite part of it today -- more than 40 years later.

  • @meghansullivan6812
    @meghansullivan6812 5 месяцев назад +42

    i used to think accent marks were simply added confusion to languages, especially w so many like in french, but now i realize how much theyre actually helping us by literally LETTING US KNOW what sound to make!!!!

    • @_indigo_inked
      @_indigo_inked 10 часов назад

      Oh 10000000% bro. Those are incredibly helpful in Spanish and Portuguese. Every time I work towards learning Portuguese especially I’m thankful for accent marks. That’s what convinced me that English would be greatly improved by them! You just chose French, which is automatically gonna be a confusing written language to read as a non speaker lol Their rules are also insane to me.

  • @JR-zc5pz
    @JR-zc5pz 4 года назад +14931

    Impressive he managed to keep on talking for 4 whole minutes while having a stroke.

    • @duchess8762
      @duchess8762 4 года назад +289

      I know, he must have practice this speech so much.

    • @MuEnViFitness
      @MuEnViFitness 4 года назад +55

      editing mate xDDDD

    • @Modernhumanbeing
      @Modernhumanbeing 4 года назад +13

      Hard working man

    • @claudiomarvel
      @claudiomarvel 4 года назад +112

      Bold of you to assume that this is not just him having a stroke.

    • @Borksi_
      @Borksi_ 4 года назад +19

      you don't know that
      it sure sounded like he was having one

  • @DogeAnimations
    @DogeAnimations 3 года назад +29641

    It sounds like a French person trying to imitate Irish accent

    • @arv584
      @arv584 3 года назад +177

      yeah

    • @oxnyxws
      @oxnyxws 3 года назад +291

      If you think about the evolution of England it's a Celtic pronunciation of a small mix of German, a handful of Latin a lot of French and ideas that it's stole.

    • @bfurquim
      @bfurquim 3 года назад +115

      I'm not a native speaker, but to me it sounded definitely like a german trying to speak latin (or vice-versa)! Awesome (and pretty funny) results, btw!

    • @jayhill2193
      @jayhill2193 3 года назад +55

      @@bfurquim
      A German wouldn't have a hard time pronouncing Latin though as they are basically phonetically identical. An "A" makes an "a" sound, an "E" makes an "e" sound and so on. "ae" is a somewhat controversal topic but the generally accepted standard is that it's ponounced like the German additional vowel "ä", which also happens to be alternatively written as "ae" if, for example, your typing on an international keyboard that doesn't have these additional vowels.
      The most unintuitive things a German might find in Latin I'd say is the lack of the letter "k" and the use of "c" instead and, if one is looking at original texts, the fact that "u" and "v" were both written as "v" making Gajus Julius Caesar look like that: Gaivs Ivlivs Caesar.

    • @legohexman2858
      @legohexman2858 3 года назад

      @@BurgerCroissant based

  • @BroudbrunMusicMerge
    @BroudbrunMusicMerge 3 года назад +26035

    Suddenly a lot of non-native speakers' accents make _so much_ sense

    • @amp-le4699
      @amp-le4699 3 года назад +450

      Ikr lol

    • @sweetsour4375
      @sweetsour4375 3 года назад +1587

      Actually, accents are due to English having different phonemes (sound libraries) than their native language and having to substitute the closest equivalent.

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 3 года назад +867

      It’s us Americans that speak a butchered language

    • @HomeDefender30
      @HomeDefender30 3 года назад +343

      Right? I could hear the different accents coming out as he change the sounds.

    • @HomeDefender30
      @HomeDefender30 3 года назад +605

      Codeine Cowboy I realized how messed up English was when I was learning Spanish... Spanish has consistent rules and is a very well organized language. English is just all over the place with sometimes rules and sometimes other rules... it’s ridiculous.

  • @AlexKubacki
    @AlexKubacki Год назад +168

    I was really really really hoping this video was going to take a certain path, and it ABSOLUTELY DID. I can only imagine each vowel took exponentially more takes :D

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  Год назад +26

      So glad you enjoyed this! Please subscribe and share! Also, yes, SO many takes -- you can catch some of the bloopers in the sequel video: ruclips.net/video/fqTsBwHI0xM/видео.htmlsi=kCnuW3g7VqKE45Hh

  • @Hwan.421
    @Hwan.421 5 лет назад +5110

    “Pro-non-see-awe-shuns”.
    Also this hurts my brain. I feel like something broke

    • @anniehetflejsova9700
      @anniehetflejsova9700 5 лет назад +14

      I'm broke

    • @Kojak0
      @Kojak0 5 лет назад +31

      Yeah, for me too, and I'm not even a native English-speaker. But hearing English treated like this... I feel like I just chewed aluminium foil.

    • @realJoshiBOI
      @realJoshiBOI 5 лет назад +2

      I'm broke as well, but in a different way lol

    • @prasantabehara2547
      @prasantabehara2547 5 лет назад

      Jeff Couture

    • @M3galodon
      @M3galodon 5 лет назад +2

      lmao it's not even possible to write that phonetically because of "sh"

  • @j-hobi1417
    @j-hobi1417 5 лет назад +1827

    Straight into it after “A”:
    “CombinAHtion sounds”
    Me: wait wut

  • @antoniogabica3280
    @antoniogabica3280 4 года назад +3826

    Guyss relax... he's just teaching us the language of Sims.

  • @tomas.hrazdira
    @tomas.hrazdira Год назад +52

    In Czech Republic we also pronounce everything with phonetic consistency. When you see a word written on a paper you automatically know how to pronounce it.
    It is so natural to me, that at the end it was very easy for me to follow the Shakespeare's Hamlet and predict in my head how you'll say it just from the text.
    Funny how brain works.

    • @JennRazo
      @JennRazo Месяц назад +2

      I started practicing Czech on Duolingo and I can confirm that this is true, based on my limited experience. There are no pronunciation tricks with Czech. And the accent marks you use are simple and meaningful. I happened on Czech accidentally, and I just love the language. It is really beautiful.

    • @ElYuricorn
      @ElYuricorn 6 дней назад

      Wow you have a super power.😮

    • @qayxsw5900
      @qayxsw5900 3 дня назад

      Also in italiaaaan!!

  • @jamesdenton6964
    @jamesdenton6964 5 лет назад +1531

    Congratulations, you've mastered Middle English.

    • @-kingofsaiyannappa-9057
      @-kingofsaiyannappa-9057 5 лет назад +3

      German

    • @zoe_blackmore
      @zoe_blackmore 5 лет назад +5

      naaa its anglo-saxon

    • @Mars8765
      @Mars8765 5 лет назад +1

      Zoe Blackmore
      It sounds 75% like anglo-saxon

    • @selenachen7154
      @selenachen7154 5 лет назад

      The Devil it doesn’t sound like Chinese, probably some language from some European country.

  • @Hockstar97
    @Hockstar97 4 года назад +4389

    When learning english remember these rules:
    Their our know rules

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  4 года назад +1044

      This physically hurt me to read. :D

    • @dawooziest
      @dawooziest 4 года назад +176

      Eye- know thanks✨

    • @sua4419
      @sua4419 4 года назад +37

      Ummm sry can u explain urself
      (No offence tho)

    • @novakiiwashere-7409
      @novakiiwashere-7409 4 года назад +150

      @@sua4419 there are no rules, if you say it out loud, it sounds the same

    • @bisquirrel1393
      @bisquirrel1393 4 года назад +157

      This took me a sec, and made me even more disappointed in English

  • @mochiandjams8761
    @mochiandjams8761 3 года назад +3403

    When he said combinAHtion at first I thought he made a mistake, then I realized what was up and my heart rate went📈📈📈

    • @wormbag80
      @wormbag80 3 года назад +29

      Same

    • @tayasoccer7207
      @tayasoccer7207 3 года назад +19

      Same!

    • @bmo3778
      @bmo3778 3 года назад +94

      like, "Wait, we're doing this now?!"

    • @figs-oliomedley
      @figs-oliomedley 3 года назад +63

      I love how so many other people had that split-second "wait a minute" reaction XD

    • @LeraEluna
      @LeraEluna 3 года назад +2

      Same lmao

  • @jonhetherington5985
    @jonhetherington5985 Год назад +12

    This is reminiscent of the phonemes from the TRS-80 voice synthesizer introduced in 1979. I spent hours at the keyboard creating combinations of letters that made the pronunciations correct.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 Год назад

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @booboodadfool8015
    @booboodadfool8015 4 года назад +3394

    At a certain point you just sounded like you were giving the dragonborn a quest.

    • @judasthedisciple9745
      @judasthedisciple9745 4 года назад +25

      Do you mind logging off for me?

    • @grapejuice5294
      @grapejuice5294 4 года назад +31

      The Thu'um! He speaks with the Thu'um!

    • @rurushu8094
      @rurushu8094 4 года назад +2

      beer battered buckshot lok thu’um dovahkiin

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 4 года назад +2

      1:53 this point to be exactly

    • @Po_124
      @Po_124 4 года назад

      @@Nuclearburrit0 thanks man! I was wondering at which point it was.

  • @remyredrum2439
    @remyredrum2439 3 года назад +2406

    As a non-native speaker this is mostly what I was hearing in my head when writing in English for the first 6-8 years of learning.

    • @jcespinoza
      @jcespinoza 3 года назад +78

      Exactly! 😂 English spelling has been making less sense for me the more words I learned

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 3 года назад +12

      As evidenced by your sentence structure, nicely done!

    • @IAmTheZombieGirl
      @IAmTheZombieGirl 3 года назад +18

      I still do this when trying to spell out words. It makes it easier.

    • @brianaleclaire
      @brianaleclaire 3 года назад +6

      Native speaker here, and I do it too for words I have to think about how to spell.

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 3 года назад

      @@Flumsycat aw man they deleted it. Did you get a chance to read it? I was kinda proud of that one.

  • @OpelKadett289
    @OpelKadett289 3 года назад +12462

    "What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?"
    **cries in Old English**

    • @willhendrix3140
      @willhendrix3140 3 года назад +335

      *Early Modern English. Shakespeare was Early Modern. Middle English and Old English was much weirder

    • @LittleGoblinBoi
      @LittleGoblinBoi 3 года назад +182

      @@willhendrix3140 the joke was about how it sounded, not what was read. But I agree that it doesn't sound like Old Enlglish, maybe Middle English?

    • @Metrion77
      @Metrion77 3 года назад +78

      ahahahahahahahahahahaha. This one thinks english was ever consistent. Consider that the culture of the british Angles was a conquering tribe from Germany, taking over the romans. The angles had a germanic history born from the gaulic celts of france, the romans, and the norse danes. It was a brew of many tongues, even back then.

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 года назад +60

      @@Metrion77 you're trying too hard dawg. He was just making a joke.

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 года назад +17

      @@LittleGoblinBoi it sounds a lot like Middle English.

  • @c.j.1276
    @c.j.1276 9 месяцев назад +10

    I don’t know if anyone mentioned this already, but the soundtrack and audio quality greatly enhance this video.
    I didn’t expect to laugh this much. Brilliant!

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  9 месяцев назад +2

      Thank so much! Please share and subscribe, and consider checking out the sequel video too: ruclips.net/video/fqTsBwHI0xM/видео.html

  • @sfxccentric
    @sfxccentric 5 лет назад +3214

    When he first started using the consistent "a" sounds it just sounded like a heavy Irish or Scottish accent
    Then it sounded Scandinavian with "e" added, though it got tough to understand
    From then on, it just sounded like a robot trying to say words from fragments of syllables and vowel sounds

    • @rubypepper5862
      @rubypepper5862 5 лет назад +11

      Nora Beckett it definitely sounded more irish than scottish :)

    • @tawnypelt1360
      @tawnypelt1360 5 лет назад +6

      Or simlish by the end

    • @deadpie01
      @deadpie01 5 лет назад +5

      It’s interesting tough that you could still hear that it’s a Germanic language.🙂 (im sorry if I spelt Germanic wrong)

    • @deilhif8522
      @deilhif8522 5 лет назад

      Definitely did not sound anything like a Scottish accent

    • @sfxccentric
      @sfxccentric 5 лет назад +1

      Deilhi F I get the point, thank you.

  • @jamilynnbenz
    @jamilynnbenz 5 лет назад +17381

    I wasn’t really paying attention and when he started phonetically pronouncing the words I thought it was his accent

  • @gurjyot147
    @gurjyot147 5 лет назад +3392

    He sounds like a Scandinavian Irish German Jamaican Frenchman living in Scotland

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 5 лет назад +42

      "YU CAN CACH AUR LIV BUT NEVER STIL AUR FRIDOM!" Wiliam Wallass

    • @im-at-home
      @im-at-home 5 лет назад +58

      Who grew up in a Chinese family

    • @Elchinodiabolero
      @Elchinodiabolero 5 лет назад +9

      And happens to be very drunk

    • @7an7ara
      @7an7ara 5 лет назад +8

      So... basically a normal Scot. (I'm from Inverness, I can say that)

    • @xcyphoh7599
      @xcyphoh7599 5 лет назад +3

      You're forgetting Canadian

  • @ariventiuscrane4843
    @ariventiuscrane4843 7 месяцев назад +4

    Seeing this 5 years later. It was a lot cooler than I was expecting. Like a lot a lot. Enough to subscribe even.

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  7 месяцев назад +3

      Thanks for subscribing! You might enjoy the sequel video too: ruclips.net/video/fqTsBwHI0xM/видео.html

  • @constellious
    @constellious 5 лет назад +10098

    When your Mom is Half German and French and your Dad is half Finnish and Thai. And you were raised up in Saudi Arabia for 10 years until you moved to Mexico for 2 years and then you tried to study english

    • @Umbideoma
      @Umbideoma 5 лет назад +999

      r/oddlyspecific

    • @riptorii
      @riptorii 5 лет назад +110

      ive lived in saudi my entire life and im not saudi- everyones been trying to convert me lately

    • @taggartblake
      @taggartblake 5 лет назад +71

      Dang. Senior inteernaateeoenaal

    • @chaoticcopycat4936
      @chaoticcopycat4936 5 лет назад +150

      oh i thought you were gonna end that with "so I got confused and fucked the hamster" or something idk

    • @Ha-fh5np
      @Ha-fh5np 5 лет назад +42

      weird flex but ok

  • @jacintaschneider4145
    @jacintaschneider4145 3 года назад +23089

    I like how all of a sudden he isnt just explaining the phonetic differences, he is using them. I didnt even notice at first

    • @Pip200ne
      @Pip200ne 3 года назад +598

      Every time he adds one he uses it

    • @rubenico8202
      @rubenico8202 3 года назад +48

      Yup

    • @jessicapeyton5444
      @jessicapeyton5444 3 года назад +283

      I noticed, but I thought it was an accident at first.

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT 3 года назад +276

      I realized he was speaking funny then I wondered why... then I realized

    • @kevinyoung42
      @kevinyoung42 3 года назад +169

      I started cackling at 0:50, gasping at 1:35 and then I wheezed thru Shakespeare until the end. The man slew me 😅😆😂💀

  • @chiefexecutivesearch
    @chiefexecutivesearch 4 года назад +3794

    Welcome to Finland - our language is phonetically consistent. However, we compensate the easiness of pronouncing by having a totally irrational and random grammar.

  • @김예원-l7q
    @김예원-l7q 4 месяца назад +3

    this was such a fun watch, once i realized he started applying the new rules immediately i couldnt stop giggling. wonderful video

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  4 месяца назад +2

      So glad you enjoyed it! Please share and subscribe, and consider checking out the sequel video: ruclips.net/video/fqTsBwHI0xM/видео.htmlsi=jqoj9bsu-drGm0ku

    • @tookiecar1
      @tookiecar1 2 месяца назад

      0:52 starts here

  • @ltwt1938
    @ltwt1938 5 лет назад +23371

    When your mum's Scottish, your dad's German, you were born in France, and you're learning English

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 5 лет назад +241

      Love the avatar, haven't seen that one since I was in highschool....need it on a shirt.

    • @FrikInCasualMode
      @FrikInCasualMode 5 лет назад +447

      So, exactly like English language came to be. Some Germanic, some Celtic, some Romance languages mixed together and stewed for couple of centuries.

    • @RedCaio
      @RedCaio 5 лет назад +122

      "...bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out"
      -Seamus Finnigan

    • @AltheaIsana
      @AltheaIsana 5 лет назад +5

      Yes. Agreed.

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster 5 лет назад +16

      Learning English while in Russia

  • @justinmccauley3812
    @justinmccauley3812 4 года назад +550

    it sounds like he has literally every accent of every part of the world

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 4 года назад +1

      Except mine.

    • @aurothelarper
      @aurothelarper 4 года назад +1

      Especially mine

    • @RenwickCrowley
      @RenwickCrowley 4 года назад

      Makes sense, since the English language is made up of various different parts of other languages

  • @LK.
    @LK. 6 лет назад +15189

    Sounds like a Germanic French Pirate attempting an Irish accent but ends up doing an English accent that half way gives up and turns into a Swedish accent.

    • @frebas9864
      @frebas9864 6 лет назад +178

      Exactly

    • @preasidium13
      @preasidium13 6 лет назад +558

      That’s basically what English is: a melting pot of all the languages that invaded the British isles :/

    • @formyspeakeronly182
      @formyspeakeronly182 6 лет назад +17

      so accurate

    • @pepsiman6181
      @pepsiman6181 5 лет назад +14

      @@preasidium13 yep

    • @D4rkks
      @D4rkks 5 лет назад +29

      Nooo, sound like a brazilian trying to talk english *Spoiler: Look like me*

  • @shreya09884
    @shreya09884 Год назад +3

    this is now my favourite video on the internet 😂 loved how the pronunciations got progressively consistent HAHA great video!

  • @jogothekiller
    @jogothekiller 3 года назад +1879

    As an european, this is exactly why i was so confused in 4th grade like bro i learned the alphabet why does every word sounds so different😂

    • @Shaden0040
      @Shaden0040 3 года назад +31

      Because the British the Brithonic speakers/culter and following conquerors got reconquered by Romans, anglo-Saxons, Vikins, Normans. Each brought new ways to speak with them and parks stuck to the English. Englsish should be called Mongrel.

    • @LivingfreewithSophie
      @LivingfreewithSophie 3 года назад +1

      Same!

    • @Surdeigt
      @Surdeigt 3 года назад +5

      @@Shaden0040 then why didn't other languages from other countries that was also conquered or seized for a period of time develop this change?

    • @girl_from_everywhere
      @girl_from_everywhere 3 года назад +17

      Us Americans: what? We are perfectly normal.
      Everybody else: uhuh...

    • @rome8180
      @rome8180 3 года назад +7

      @@thetimetraveller2671 and Spanish is basically 100% consistent. It's beautiful. If you know 5-6 basic spelling and pronunciation rules, you know how to spell or pronounce anything.

  • @okamiexe1501
    @okamiexe1501 3 года назад +23314

    You switched between Gaelic, Swedish, French, German, Latin and Italian just by making English consistent... crazy

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 3 года назад +53

      uP

    • @originquantum5483
      @originquantum5483 3 года назад +991

      Considering English has roots in the Gaelic, Germanic, and Latin languages, makes sense

    • @DarthScosha
      @DarthScosha 3 года назад +381

      Modern English derived from French and Germanic languages, as well as Latin. There might even have been some Scandinavian influence when the vikings invaded. In fact, the word 'Enlgish' has origins from the Old English word 'Englisc', it came from Germanic settlers in the 5th Century. It's no surprise you found a mix of these languages.

    • @aniflowers1998
      @aniflowers1998 3 года назад +44

      Wait, which one sounds german? XD
      I'm german, but I'm terrible at judging accents

    • @romilrh
      @romilrh 3 года назад +124

      Interestingly enough, those languages ARE phonetically consistent

  • @patatouille490
    @patatouille490 3 года назад +2313

    "Tobby, or not Tobby, that ais the queestaion"
    - Shakeespeeairee

    • @AnneWest_
      @AnneWest_ 3 года назад +54

      "NOOO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
      - Michael Scott

    • @a-human-interface4991
      @a-human-interface4991 3 года назад +2

      So yeah I noticed that after a few changes it started to sound like OP

  • @wisefix9256
    @wisefix9256 2 дня назад +1

    This was awesome. After making it phonetically consistent, English started to sound like a foreign language; still a close relative of English, but different enough to be it's own language. Kind of like Spanish and Portuguese.

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  2 дня назад

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  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 4 года назад +12247

    Phonetically consistent English sounds a lot more like Old English.

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 4 года назад +874

      Holy shit you're right! Maybe it _was_ phonetically consistent back then!!

    • @folkloreofbeing
      @folkloreofbeing 4 года назад +278

      @@robenkhoury7079 We all used to talk with a west country like accent, I quite like it.

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 4 года назад +14

      interesting, guys

    • @eljoe6281
      @eljoe6281 4 года назад +234

      Actually it was probably rather the Great Vowel Shift that did this. It's just that the author has chosen different vowel pronounciation than it used to be before the shift.

    • @mariekyslingerova4505
      @mariekyslingerova4505 4 года назад +3

      true

  • @EpicPandy
    @EpicPandy 4 года назад +2412

    my husband taught himself English. I think ill show him this to finally just send him over the edge

    • @elevate07
      @elevate07 4 года назад +60

      You monster...

    • @PoluMesec
      @PoluMesec 4 года назад +12

      What's his first language

    • @ajs96350
      @ajs96350 4 года назад +28

      That's true love right there.

    • @saaros
      @saaros 4 года назад +7

      well im selft taught too, and it did do exactly that to me as well LOL

    • @twisted_tapestry
      @twisted_tapestry 4 года назад +27

      Satan: I'd just like to say that I'm a huge fan...

  • @naughtyninja9494
    @naughtyninja9494 3 года назад +5831

    What impresses me the most is how he said all the lines from that piece so seriously.

  • @gustavschnitzel
    @gustavschnitzel 3 года назад +1777

    1:39 "combainashayan" is the most hilarious one.

    • @rys1387
      @rys1387 3 года назад +23

      We cAn stIll gEt A...

    • @laurakaye5086
      @laurakaye5086 3 года назад +7

      That one killed me!!

    • @Annie-cs
      @Annie-cs 3 года назад +24

      3:12 conssumahshyon hahaha

    • @jaslawrence
      @jaslawrence 3 года назад +5

      Sounds like a dope anime lol

    • @chrishernandez8361
      @chrishernandez8361 3 года назад +13

      2:29 "Shahkeespeerayan"

  • @erichetherington9314
    @erichetherington9314 Год назад +1

    Fantastic! I taught very basic origins of English to 7 and 8th graders. They were surprisingly interested. I wish I'd had this in the classroom.

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  Год назад

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  • @ellanaa9464
    @ellanaa9464 5 лет назад +3853

    There's a Scott, a German and a Frenchman. Who do you want to be?
    Aaron: *YES*

    • @wyaakk
      @wyaakk 5 лет назад +19

      Luise Naa firstly, *Scot, but also **Irishman

    • @raventherogue
      @raventherogue 5 лет назад +20

      What happens when Medic, Spy, and Demo fuse and attempt to speak English

    • @aswinrajeev515
      @aswinrajeev515 5 лет назад +7

      He's also wakandan

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 5 лет назад +11

      Then he veered a little into Chinese

    • @rencat7075
      @rencat7075 5 лет назад +10

      Don’t forget Jamaican

  • @vseslavkazakov356
    @vseslavkazakov356 Год назад +3671

    I like how he gets progressively more Irish and French at the same time

    • @mryan4452
      @mryan4452 Год назад +57

      It's clearly a mix of Dutch and Cornish 😂

    • @b0nes95
      @b0nes95 Год назад +25

      Dutch..? I myself have not heard a single Dutch speaker speak English like this, though.

    • @bspringer
      @bspringer Год назад +31

      I likey hoe he geats progreesaiveelai morey Iraysh und freanch utt thee sahmey taymee

    • @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername
      @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername Год назад +7

      ​@@bspringermahn thaht hert mi bran tu red

    • @nakulkrejimon
      @nakulkrejimon Год назад +10

      Its a mix of Patois, Irish, and somewhat German...

  • @prestongarrett2124
    @prestongarrett2124 4 года назад +15448

    This man seriously just started having the slowest stroke in history

  • @jonathanavitua5559
    @jonathanavitua5559 Год назад +1

    Every couple of months I get recommended this, and every time I have to watch it again.

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  Год назад +1

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  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 5 лет назад +5558

    and in one video, you've learned why so many foreign speakers struggle with English. It's not the words, it's the phonetics.

    • @cutelittleReis90
      @cutelittleReis90 5 лет назад +181

      @William Baric it is? It's easier than most languages, I think. Try French or german in comparison

    • @zitronentee
      @zitronentee 5 лет назад +24

      Try Chinese

    • @magaara8310
      @magaara8310 5 лет назад +31

      @William Baric Compared to Italian grammar... I can assure you English grammar is FAR FAR easier XD

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 5 лет назад +68

      cutelittleReis90
      I’ve been learning French since I was 4, I can be considered fluent, yet I still don’t fully understand the grammar... WHY DOES A CHAIR NEED A GENDER 😀😂

    • @magaara8310
      @magaara8310 5 лет назад +26

      @@molly.dog8brooke792 Ahahahahahahaha see that's normal for me since I'm Italian and in Italian also everything has a gender XD (Although some words have a different gender in Italian and French)

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 3 года назад +3834

    And just think: that’s only the vowels. Imagine if he’d evened out ALL pronunciation inconsistencies!

    • @doubleturnip6063
      @doubleturnip6063 3 года назад +87

      Oh god

    • @awesome_by_default
      @awesome_by_default 3 года назад +159

      He is speaking the language of the gods.

    • @chocrush1190
      @chocrush1190 3 года назад +87

      that wouldnt be english anymore

    • @callmeobsequious
      @callmeobsequious 3 года назад +93

      This would eliminate the GIF pronunciation debate I guess

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 3 года назад +22

      I read this while voicing all the pronunciation inconsistencies and gave myself a headache

  • @antonbanks8303
    @antonbanks8303 4 года назад +1875

    I suddenly have a whole new respect for the programmers who do text to speech in English!

    • @netherbrickfence4632
      @netherbrickfence4632 3 года назад +26

      Someone badass

    • @AndreaBorto
      @AndreaBorto 3 года назад +25

      Telling the truth youtube automatic translator often understand a word for another... English is pretty much a DIY language!

    • @ballsxan
      @ballsxan 3 года назад +8

      Programmers don't make knowledge bases, and their information is taken appart from the algorithm.

    • @marseis4541
      @marseis4541 3 года назад +9

      What the video actually proves from a programmers point of view is the impossibility to parse the English language algorithmically.
      Therefore, text-to-speech programs rely on databases containing all english words in the phonetic alphabet.

    • @spiderduckpig
      @spiderduckpig Год назад +3

      They would use phonetic versions of all words, not the words themselves

  • @x-mighty7602
    @x-mighty7602 5 дней назад +2

    I remember laughing my butt off this video back in '21. It was awesome!

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  5 дней назад +1

      Welcome back! Please consider sharing and subscribing. You might also enjoy the sequel to this video: ruclips.net/video/fqTsBwHI0xM/видео.htmlsi=hRb_KVUlD1bdAPVm

  • @5neakAttak
    @5neakAttak 3 года назад +12171

    His speech slowly turns into Doctors handwriting throughout the video

    • @The_holly_and_the_holy
      @The_holly_and_the_holy 3 года назад +89

      This is such an underrated comment xD

    • @werelemur1138
      @werelemur1138 3 года назад +77

      A doctor's handwriting, or the Doctor's handwriting?

    • @bmo3778
      @bmo3778 3 года назад +16

      I broke my laugh at this

    • @HeadOfMoss
      @HeadOfMoss 3 года назад +6

      This is a good comment

    • @casperthghost486
      @casperthghost486 3 года назад +30

      @@werelemur1138 it's stereotyped that doctors have unlegable handwriting, so they're referring to an actual doctor not The Doctor :)

  • @someoneonyoutube8622
    @someoneonyoutube8622 3 года назад +2248

    It’s so interesting how when you do this you can actually pick up on the hints of Latin, Celtic, German, French, Spanish, Italian, modern English, and other languages or dialects all of which interacted with each other to form English.

    • @katiehazeltine5312
      @katiehazeltine5312 3 года назад +47

      i heard irish halfway through

    • @adhdhikaru
      @adhdhikaru 3 года назад +162

      English is basically a bunch of European languages wearing a trench coat rather than an actual language

    • @benjaminvarner3765
      @benjaminvarner3765 3 года назад +22

      @@adhdhikaru and we love it that way lol

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 года назад +11

      @@benjaminvarner3765 No we don't

    • @mememan5466
      @mememan5466 3 года назад +3

      @@adhdhikaru you just described england

  • @wrenkenstein4944
    @wrenkenstein4944 5 лет назад +2569

    I now understand what non-native speakers who don't know or speak the language hear when we speak English.

    • @remixex369
      @remixex369 5 лет назад +64

      There is a great video for that, I think the title is "How do non english speakers hear english"

    • @uegvdczuVF
      @uegvdczuVF 5 лет назад +32

      No really. Most languages have more complex grammar and simpler writing. So learning how to speak is easy, learning how to write is difficult.
      I never had an English lesson in my life, still i could speak it by the time i was 14 but even now with 40 i cant write it without auto-correct.
      Thought that native English speaker can know a word, it's pronunciation and meaning, but not know how to write it down even though he/she is literate - is funny to me to this day...

    • @paulas.535
      @paulas.535 5 лет назад +13

      Nah english isn't that difficult

    • @dennisklomp2361
      @dennisklomp2361 5 лет назад +4

      I must say, halfway through the video he sounded like a Nigerian speaking English.

    • @marouaelbatane925
      @marouaelbatane925 5 лет назад +10

      Tbh English is my third language and it’s the easiest language I know 😂

  • @iamvoldy4583
    @iamvoldy4583 Год назад +1

    I was so sleepy and almost dozed off and those pronunciations shook me awake 😅

  • @jordanmartin3077
    @jordanmartin3077 5 лет назад +721

    He sounds like hes speaking five different accents at the same time

  • @advitanargund336
    @advitanargund336 4 года назад +2555

    i refuse to believe this man recorded the audio with a straight face

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  4 года назад +868

      I definitely didn't. :)

    • @rexor8527
      @rexor8527 4 года назад +62

      @@AaronAlon
      how many takes do you think it took? to get it all correct and without cracking up part way through?

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  4 года назад +245

      @@rexor8527, I don't think I ever got a take all the way through without laughing. Audio engineering to the rescue! I just had to get a clear take of each line. :)

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 4 года назад +10

      @@AaronAlon thats what i thought lol

    • @ariahazelwood3842
      @ariahazelwood3842 4 года назад +46

      @@AaronAlon This video is legendary...can't even tell you how many times I've come back to this just because I hadn't thought about it in a while and it came to bless my thoughts 😂

  • @kabenitezguy
    @kabenitezguy 5 лет назад +4125

    Sounds like a Scottish person speaking Germ-glish who has lived in Jamica for the last couple of years

    • @Oborowatabinostk
      @Oborowatabinostk 5 лет назад +5

      I was thinking of Robert the Bruce from civ 6

    • @RadoDani
      @RadoDani 5 лет назад +34

      Strangely, Jamaican accent does indeed come out!

    • @andreuzoukwu4364
      @andreuzoukwu4364 5 лет назад +2

      kabenitezguy spot on

    • @Twallrion
      @Twallrion 5 лет назад +5

      More like a american who moved to France

    • @yorumiii6661
      @yorumiii6661 5 лет назад +4

      Jay Tjon well in Germany it's actually called Denglis(c)h (Deutsch and Englis(c)h)

  • @darqed
    @darqed 5 месяцев назад

    I love the effort put into making all the letters sound the same in this video

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  5 месяцев назад

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  • @jairusmislang2760
    @jairusmislang2760 3 года назад +17319

    so basically... the sims had a perfect consistent phonetic english all this time

    • @MeltingMellons
      @MeltingMellons 3 года назад +361

      Soosoo!

    • @rogerschmitz3746
      @rogerschmitz3746 3 года назад +65

      Best comment ever XD

    • @cooper31522
      @cooper31522 3 года назад +178

      @@MeltingMellons Sul sul**

    • @mchagnon7
      @mchagnon7 3 года назад +239

      They had a phonetically consistent language, which is actually commonplace. English is unique in it nonsensical pronunciations, which is why towards the end, it sounds like a combination of almost all other western languages.

    • @jairusmislang2760
      @jairusmislang2760 3 года назад +56

      @@mchagnon7 i think the real problem is that each english alphabet has different functions and pronunciations in certain circumstances while other languages only designate one specific sound for each alphabet or vowel

  • @rageldith9600
    @rageldith9600 4 года назад +15927

    This sounds so sophisticated and so dumb at the same time

    • @tawsifzzz5188
      @tawsifzzz5188 4 года назад +84

      I choose 2nd one

    • @MrBob-bj6kk
      @MrBob-bj6kk 4 года назад +290

      I choose 1st one

    • @stinkygoose666
      @stinkygoose666 4 года назад +17

      On point

    • @philipblount2561
      @philipblount2561 4 года назад +48

      That's the fun of language my friend

    • @ailaG
      @ailaG 4 года назад +108

      It sounds dumb because you're not used to it. My accent probably doesn't sound all that different, even though I know how words are supposed to be pronounced. So in both cases it's just different from what you may be used to.

  • @hankkirby5386
    @hankkirby5386 4 года назад +1680

    This is so weird, it’s like hearing a language you don’t speak but understanding the words

    • @halfprince
      @halfprince 4 года назад +52

      If you think about it literally, it's the exact opposite of what you just said xD hearing a language you speak but not understanding the words.

    • @enternamehere3310
      @enternamehere3310 4 года назад +25

      Basically any other slavic language for russian speakers

    • @Hato1992
      @Hato1992 4 года назад +7

      @@enternamehere3310 Any other slavic language for any slav. It works in both ways.

    • @hankkirby5386
      @hankkirby5386 4 года назад +1

      Enter Name Here lmao

    • @Jess-pe8bq
      @Jess-pe8bq 4 года назад +2

      If you want a variation of that feeling, look up Scots. It’s just similar enough that there’s some mutual intelligibility, but it’s always off and a language you don’t speak. Unless you do speak Scots

  • @jamesmorris858
    @jamesmorris858 Год назад

    It took me a second, but I started to pick up what he was putting down... Clever and well done 👏🏻 👍🏼.

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  Год назад

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  • @parthinaxe
    @parthinaxe 5 лет назад +4799

    It’s sounds like a Viking who’s trying to learn French, but gave up half way through because he thought English was easier, but kept the french Viking accent
    Then somehow mixed up England and Germany and tried learning English from a German who barely understands it

    • @bluefuzzedchap1260
      @bluefuzzedchap1260 5 лет назад +54

      *German, as someone who is French, this sounds more of a German/Scandinavian combo :)

    • @lisato
      @lisato 5 лет назад +20

      I just understood that this comment is actually about Vikings that were learning French and gave up half way to learn English

    • @impossible9690
      @impossible9690 5 лет назад +4

      Nice prof pic

    • @parthinaxe
      @parthinaxe 5 лет назад +4

      Impossible Girl thanks 🙏

    • @mayrarebecca_1076
      @mayrarebecca_1076 5 лет назад +2

      Nice

  • @goldmegaman1000
    @goldmegaman1000 5 лет назад +16741

    This sounds like an irishman who speaks French trying to learn German

    • @winter9753
      @winter9753 5 лет назад +282

      Well for the French speaker that I am it sounded more likee an English speaker trying to get non English speakers confused xD

    • @linhfphung7867
      @linhfphung7867 5 лет назад +52

      Oh god that description is accurate XD

    • @mosef312
      @mosef312 5 лет назад +97

      It sounds like Americans speaking Dutch

    • @cationpotasio
      @cationpotasio 5 лет назад +13

      Nordic vs Europe

    • @fourever2ne1
      @fourever2ne1 5 лет назад +3

      Goldmegaman1000 that's exactly what I thought!Like spot on what I thought

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 4 года назад +1925

    If this is to be a new language, I'd name it something like: *English: Collectors Edition*

  • @debbiesaunders1815
    @debbiesaunders1815 Год назад +7

    I am impressed at your ability to remember how to pronounce each word. You can see how people speak with accents based on rules relating to their pronunciation in their language.

  • @Ink_Sack
    @Ink_Sack 5 лет назад +15401

    Sounds like a German, Scottish and Irish Viking trying to speak french

    • @KatBurnsKASHKA
      @KatBurnsKASHKA 5 лет назад +59

      LOL omg tru

    • @sephyrartcore9523
      @sephyrartcore9523 5 лет назад +138

      This is the farthest from french you could possible imagine.

    • @Stage_3_Yawning_Cat
      @Stage_3_Yawning_Cat 5 лет назад +246

      @@sephyrartcore9523 I think that's the point

    • @Ink_Sack
      @Ink_Sack 5 лет назад +30

      Nathan Robitaille r/woosh

    • @Ink_Sack
      @Ink_Sack 5 лет назад +64

      It actually sounds like a German, Scottish and Irish speaking... English funnily enough

  • @heroofthe4-starmastersword526
    @heroofthe4-starmastersword526 4 года назад +2639

    This sounds almost like middle English. Which was probably more phonetically consistent than modern English anyway

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +26

      *Ye* means *the*

    • @gimygaming8655
      @gimygaming8655 4 года назад +16

      I read this in modern English

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 4 года назад +7

      In forget if it was Middle English or Old English, but there was a time when the letters Y and J were interchangeable

    • @jaredgarbo3679
      @jaredgarbo3679 4 года назад +5

      @@TheBluePhoenix008 No, it doens't.

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +3

      @@jaredgarbo3679 yes it does

  • @rabbiqa
    @rabbiqa 4 года назад +13841

    He sounds like he's doing every European accent, at once, *in cursive*

    • @lukacerar5215
      @lukacerar5215 4 года назад +40

      Not at all.

    • @kap1117
      @kap1117 4 года назад +270

      @@lukacerar5215 it really does sounds european

    • @TheMr0utside
      @TheMr0utside 4 года назад +21

      @Olalamio No reason for name calling out of the gate.

    • @rvk4b3
      @rvk4b3 4 года назад +31

      @Olalamio Nice one, Dick head.

    • @tylerarnold3971
      @tylerarnold3971 4 года назад +13

      Raghu Vamsi Krishna calm down, dickhead

  • @someoneyouarentcalibrated2217
    @someoneyouarentcalibrated2217 Год назад

    *_He makes it seem easy but this guy put MUCH MORE WORK into this than it may seem._* 😮👋🙌🏆

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  Год назад

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  • @VolutoEighto
    @VolutoEighto 3 года назад +1693

    This sounds like an Italian, a German, and a French man who all have never even heard of English before teaming together to try to speak it.

    • @jonathanmangum4347
      @jonathanmangum4347 3 года назад +53

      thats basically what english is lol

    • @rhettbaldwin8320
      @rhettbaldwin8320 3 года назад +38

      @@jonathanmangum4347 Basically, English is what happens when Vikings learn Latin and use it to shout at Germans.

    • @kieranbennett7453
      @kieranbennett7453 3 года назад +3

      It is that, but what each language donated has been reversed, so it sounds ridiculous

    • @carmen7551
      @carmen7551 3 года назад +3

      I thought of Brazilian Portuguese, German and French natives😂

    • @aaravos3636
      @aaravos3636 3 года назад

      It sounded very Hungarian to me in the middle but definitely German in the end.

  • @chromaticangel7681
    @chromaticangel7681 4 года назад +915

    Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like a pirate trying not to sound like a pirate

    • @stevencliff7351
      @stevencliff7351 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @armaniphillips5618
      @armaniphillips5618 4 года назад +12

      I never heard a pirate trying not to sound like a pirate before but I totally agree

    • @ba-tobartc.6230
      @ba-tobartc.6230 4 года назад

      i never heard a pirate language before too :D

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 4 года назад

      I say French ish

    • @leen_art
      @leen_art 4 года назад

      @@ba-tobartc.6230 watch pirates of the Caribbean

  • @mozzie7863
    @mozzie7863 3 года назад +4654

    This is how google sounds trying to pronounce foreign names

    • @DaviSilva-oc7iv
      @DaviSilva-oc7iv 3 года назад +19

      * proceeds to get no reply after 1k likes *

    • @mr.osamabingaming2633
      @mr.osamabingaming2633 3 года назад +17

      @@DaviSilva-oc7iv Let's start an argument

    • @DaviSilva-oc7iv
      @DaviSilva-oc7iv 3 года назад +22

      @@mr.osamabingaming2633 * loading typical atheist vs christian argument *
      * clicks run *
      eVoLuTiOn

    • @mr.osamabingaming2633
      @mr.osamabingaming2633 3 года назад +10

      @@DaviSilva-oc7iv tHe cABaL

    • @DaviSilva-oc7iv
      @DaviSilva-oc7iv 3 года назад +12

      @@mr.osamabingaming2633 eViDeNcEs

  • @SurajKumar-ln8ij
    @SurajKumar-ln8ij 21 день назад +8

    2:30 i laughed horribly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaiharris120
    @kaiharris120 4 года назад +3763

    I’m surprised that he didn’t accidentally summon a demon while making this.

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 4 года назад +56

      Well, of course, he didn't even sacrifice anything *_sufficient._*

    • @kaiharris120
      @kaiharris120 4 года назад +63

      @@RuyVuusen he sacrificed our brain cells, that's sufficient

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 4 года назад +24

      @@kaiharris120 But it's not *_sufficient._*

    • @urmomlovesangie
      @urmomlovesangie 4 года назад +11

      BAHAHA I BURST LAUGHING AT THIS

    • @doubleyou3059
      @doubleyou3059 4 года назад +7

      @Kai Harris how can you be so sure that he didn't summon a demon?

  • @dimatadore
    @dimatadore 4 года назад +1896

    He turned into a Jamaican Scotsman by the end of this.

    • @Jypsie415
      @Jypsie415 4 года назад +17

      That's exactly the combo I was thinking of! LOL

    • @jalynnwilliams6170
      @jalynnwilliams6170 4 года назад +6

      That’s what I was thinking lmao

    • @piratecandy6310
      @piratecandy6310 4 года назад +6

      He sounds nothing like a Jamaican. He sounds like he comes from Scotland or speaking Old English.

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen 4 года назад +4

      @@piratecandy6310 there's absolutely some Jamaican inflection on some of the vowels. It's more Scottish than Jamaican, but it comes through a good amount still.

    • @piratecandy6310
      @piratecandy6310 4 года назад +4

      @@AudreysKitchen no. I may not speak Patois but my parents speak it. It doesn't sound like Patois. I've grew up with English Creole. When I say it doesn't sound like it. It doesn't.

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 4 года назад +4699

    This sounds like a combination of Chinese and German spoken by a pirate.

    • @madlad_don2387
      @madlad_don2387 4 года назад +138

      wow that's true, also like a French pirate in there somewhere.

    • @mail9897
      @mail9897 4 года назад +59

      @@madlad_don2387 Maybe a little sprinkle of Indian pirate on top as well.

    • @viviane04
      @viviane04 4 года назад +23

      I mean he pronounced the vowels, like you do it whilst speaking German

    • @larahoyer3654
      @larahoyer3654 4 года назад +5

      @@viviane04 yeah kinda hahah I am bawling omg, especially the a

    • @kolper6799
      @kolper6799 4 года назад

      French. it calls French accent.

  • @circa2OO7
    @circa2OO7 2 месяца назад

    I took a spanish class in sophomore year, and i really appreciated that the vowels almost never changed their sound

  • @SoriusTheDarkWarlock
    @SoriusTheDarkWarlock 5 лет назад +16768

    How was this only four minutes, I feel like i had a stroke.

    • @iKoper
      @iKoper 5 лет назад +47

      💀😭

    • @ExtremelyToxic
      @ExtremelyToxic 5 лет назад +36

      Actually was about to write this lmao

    • @Mr_blue_7777
      @Mr_blue_7777 5 лет назад +21

      I felt the same way 🤣👏

    • @hiraunia
      @hiraunia 5 лет назад +6

      Also like a stroke

    • @JohnSmith-nz4bn
      @JohnSmith-nz4bn 5 лет назад +28

      Maybe he did and we're all here just commenting lol oh shit! What's the number for 911!?!

  • @EK489
    @EK489 4 года назад +2745

    How many pieces of furniture in your house started to float by the end of Hamlet?

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  4 года назад +685

      Only 3. Should have used Macbeth.

    • @jeremyemilio9378
      @jeremyemilio9378 3 года назад +8

      69

    • @braedenh6858
      @braedenh6858 3 года назад +4

      @@jeremyemilio9378 nice

    • @that0nerandomperson374
      @that0nerandomperson374 3 года назад +9

      @Lainie Forsythe G a s p he called it by name-

    • @andrzejadamowicz3753
      @andrzejadamowicz3753 3 года назад +13

      @Lainie Forsythe
      The great theatre tradition is that one does never mention the name of the scotish play.

  • @neoman289151
    @neoman289151 3 года назад +15750

    This man found a way to speak every European language simultaneously

  • @Flamms
    @Flamms 10 дней назад

    As a french native speaker, I ve struggled with the letter I. In "Irish" same letter same word but two pronouciation! Thx for the video!

  • @bam5663
    @bam5663 5 лет назад +2550

    U just accidentally summoned a dragon with that Shakespeare's quote

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 5 лет назад +16594

    English is like the linguistic embodiment of the “well yes but actaully no” meme

    • @ViscanPikamine
      @ViscanPikamine 5 лет назад +402

      Have you ever seen french my friend 😂

    • @anupratee3058
      @anupratee3058 5 лет назад +361

      @@ViscanPikamine oh god please no french is the father of English when it comes to well yes but actually no

    • @ViscanPikamine
      @ViscanPikamine 5 лет назад +167

      @@anupratee3058 we're the final boss of the well yes but actually no game

    • @Mik-hm9tb
      @Mik-hm9tb 5 лет назад +20

      Huh, try 'Yes no, maybe' one XD

    • @cr0wnoss
      @cr0wnoss 5 лет назад +57

      Mahaut Guermonprez Yeah we all have the « exception qui confirme la règle » or in English « the exception which confirm the rule » and it’s a huge mess lmao

  • @KarstenJohansson
    @KarstenJohansson 3 года назад +3046

    Now I understand why it's so hard to make computer voices sound real.

    • @acridsama
      @acridsama 3 года назад +89

      *cries in Vocaloid*

    • @gray5105
      @gray5105 3 года назад +130

      @@acridsama japanese doesn’t have phonetic inconsistencies

    • @acridsama
      @acridsama 3 года назад +30

      @@gray5105 I use the English voice banks :(

    • @bladepanthera
      @bladepanthera 3 года назад +26

      @@gray5105 hhhhhhmmmmmm idk, I mean か and え individually are "ka" and "eh" sounds. Put them together かえ and you get a "kai" pronunciation e.g. in かえる. Just started learning hiragana and discovered this 😃

    • @RaawHax
      @RaawHax 3 года назад +8

      ​@@bladepanthera Judging from translate's pronounciation feature, I'd say it's still pronounced exactly as you would expect :/ and while a lot can be said about translate, I think it's generally pretty good with pronounciation for major languages.

  • @ranjittyagi9354
    @ranjittyagi9354 29 дней назад

    Quite a few mentioned it as sounding French. To me, a native of NW India, it sounded Irish initially and then proceeded to sound like a mix of some Dutch and more German. I don't know Dutch or German but can easily make out those two apart from 38 other languages. All this because I used to be glued to my 📻 since the age of 12, listening to stations from around the world. Thank you for a wonderful presentation.

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  28 дней назад

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  • @f-3172
    @f-3172 4 года назад +1768

    Everyone is gangsta until the word "combination" comes up

  • @Turbobuttes
    @Turbobuttes 5 лет назад +2920

    In a surprising turn of events, Jamaican is the most phonetically consistent English accent!

  • @londongrace5784
    @londongrace5784 5 лет назад +14944

    Nobody is talking about how hard this must have been to say.

    • @AllieDuguid100
      @AllieDuguid100 5 лет назад +541

      I'm assuming he did it by writing out the script in IPA and then reading that. It makes this drastically easier lol

    • @TheHiroClaw123
      @TheHiroClaw123 5 лет назад +272

      @@AllieDuguid100 still, it must've taken a while to get used to talking like that tho

    • @AllieDuguid100
      @AllieDuguid100 5 лет назад +166

      @@TheHiroClaw123 in my personal experience I don't think so, if you just don't think of the actual words and focus on the IPA it's pretty easy. I'm not saying it's not impressive, it's just not that difficult if you're someone like him who took the time to learn IPA.

    • @TheHiroClaw123
      @TheHiroClaw123 5 лет назад +87

      @@AllieDuguid100 you'll have to learn the IPA, but also figure out what all the words sound like, find the vowels, practice the sentences, and start over after a mistake. Granted it's not hard, but it's time consuming since this video's only 3 minutes long

    • @Fluggerblah
      @Fluggerblah 5 лет назад +61

      HiroClaw id say that if he put all this effort into making the video like this, he probably already has at least a passing interest in linguistics lol

  • @maurolimaok
    @maurolimaok 4 месяца назад

    Great channel.
    I teach English, here in Brazil, with songs from 60s to 90s.
    This stuff will be very helpful.

    • @AaronAlon
      @AaronAlon  4 месяца назад +1

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