Even though this was my favorite episode by far, the older episodes are also pretty funny! If you wanna see more Cringe Confessionals, check the playlist here: ruclips.net/p/PLKIT4w6Pc8mS1K5e-u8LmyvZHdzRmaHDr
The 2 chatters that provided picture & video proof of their confessions are the absolute GOAT. 25:49 The absolute JOY in his eyes when "Proof" gets said 35:34 The 2nd chatter giving video proof
@@burbusburbus8782 Coney isnt really that negative on stream either though? Only when hes talking about a game he didint like or something only the later Tekken streams were pretty negative
pooh boy here. absolutely honored to have my story be on cringe confessional, and read by the best voice too. somehow, me and my gf are still going strong. can’t wait to send her this!
Same thing happened to me once but with a £20 note instead, where a kid claimed I stole it when I hadn't and it got confiscated from both of us and I never got it back
I’m the Pokémon book kid, this was one of many shit things that happened to me in my time in that school. Elementary school socially whittled me down and middle school broke me. By the end of freshman year I had depression from all the K-9 bullying. I was able to bounce back up and from junior year to now I have regained a good amount of my friendly demeanor. The naivety not so much thankfully.
The funniest thing to me about the Darren story is that I remember that episode of iCarly. Like he said, they'd play viewer submitted clips during the credits, and one of them was a kid shuffling up a doorframe like he did. The reason I remember this is because I used to do the exact same thing, and was pissed off that this kid was on TV for this "special talent" when I could do the same thing and nobody cared. Easily a top 3 CC story. I'm crying laughing.
Maybe I'm biased because I also had a name dog Shadow that died last year in a pretty traumatizing way, but that has got to be easily the second worst story ever told on this show, only beaten out by that one piece of shit person who admitted to stealing a dog out of someone's backyard and keeping it for several years.
I was the Pokémon book kid, the teacher raffled it in their class after I lost it to them months later. That teacher has also done some other messed up things to me when I was there. Easily the worst teacher I’ve ever had. With all that said I’m studying to become a highschool math teacher and my goal is to support said students in one of the most sensitive subjects when it comes to learning.
@@agentclank8183When a teacher has it out for you, that's the worst. I was so afraid of my first grade teacher, wetting myself was like a daily occurrence since I couldn't even bring myself to ask to go to the bathroom (she'd always say no anyways)
@@grunkleg.2934 funnily enough me and my brother were talking about a situation similar to this a few minutes ago. I’m sorry you had such an experience, on the other hand you showed that teacher who’s boss. If they don’t let you go then going on the spot will show em. Not the right move but funny nonetheless.
@@grunkleg.2934 I was a good student too, I just had a lot of behavior problems because I was a very energetic child. I wouldn’t sit still. There’s another thing they did that I laugh about. We were doing some assignment and some girl was talking smack to me. Teasing me in a belittling manner. I told her to stop and that she was annoying. She reported me and that was enough to get my pin from green all the way to red. Meaning they had to give my mom a phone call. Funny enough the girl had the same name as my mom but with an extra letter.
Yeah honestly i would die laughing like when youre already in deep the only option is to make fun of yourself and sonething that absurd is perfect form.
Not a single other person in that room saw what was on that screen. No leash, no anime girl, no anything. This dumb bozo was huddled in the corner getting steamy on their phone, scrambled to reclaim it after dropping it, and then awkwardly mumbled something about being "a dog guy". The other people there do not think they're a weeb, they think they're an actual degenerate human.
yeah i was thinking the same thing, i heard the story and was thinking "oh no dude wtf are you gonna do". He then said that shit and i started losing it thinking "nah ur fine bro." LMAO
Hi! Promposal guy here. I DMed Coney a longer message on X/Twitter but basically I was doomed by the character limit to be missing context. I only still requested her on IG because I wanted to make peace and be friends. I have had a long distance but long term relationship with someone else since before even the yearbook incident occured and I'm very happy! Sad to see I missed the stream where my story came up I feel like being there to add this context would've been better, but yeah that was me!
I figured it was something like that dw I think it came off like that for some other chatters But yeah when it comes to people of our cringe past, sometimes it’s best to let bygones be bygones. Glad to hear you’re in a good relationship now :)
@@Cosplaybuddygiraffes oh yeah I figured a lot of people understood and moreso was just adding context because of forgetting I submitted months and months ago and realizing I ran out of room for context, but I did laugh at both Coney and chat's jokes based on the context of what they thought happened 😂 also honored to be in one of the funniest episodes ever
@@stevenfraielli9869 shit happens man, if one of my closest friends did this i wouldnt immediately never talk to them again for it... Nobody is perfect.
@@benji6325 the only one I remember is poppers where the first take of the intro had coney saying he had taken a bunch of poppers which he did not know was a sex drug
This stream was on another level. The balance between incredible cringe and incredible humor was superb: it was an excellent selection of stories and an excellent night in general.
This shit was hysterical to watch. I implore any youtube friend to go watch the full vod,becuase holy shit,I was dying laughing/of cringe at some of these. What a night.
At the dog story one, when the anon said their "joke." I paused the video, and just left it paused for a minute or 2 as like a moment of silence for him. He ain't making it out of that one.
This easily had top-tier level painful cringe. Not even the FUNNY stuff, just straight up zero recovery awful moments. Truly one of the best episodes possible.
That pickup line story had me gasping for air from laughing so much. Just the idea of this kid chasing after a girl saying nonstop cheesy pickup lines is hilarious to visualize. What a menace.
Don’t know if you ever ended up doing it but if you want some advice… 😅 you should start with “I actually really like you” instead of “You’re really hot”
For context gaga ball is played in like a 3 foot tall 15 foot wide octagon, you cant hold the ball, and you can only touch it once before it hits a wall or someone else. So the ball's on the ground most of the time, and even if it did go up its not really to your advantage because unless they jump they wouldn't be out and if you hit the ball out you're out. So the fact that it went up and broke a girls glasses is crazy
I checked druing the live stream. During the time period that these stoies were submitted, Coney actually heard a cringe confessional story about Gagaball. My theory is that multiple chatters heard the story about gaga ball, and went to submit their own gaga ball stories.
I also had a dumb kid named Giovanni in my class as a kid and this triggered the repressed memory. Kid used to throw woodchips at the playground and then got the teachers to side with him somehow.
11:50 "I saw a movie called The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. I had no idea what it was about." Are you sure? You don't think it's about a little toaster going to Mars?
Even though this was my favorite episode by far, the older episodes are also pretty funny! If you wanna see more Cringe Confessionals, check the playlist here: ruclips.net/p/PLKIT4w6Pc8mS1K5e-u8LmyvZHdzRmaHDr
what
I think the Mung Dal rapper story is still my favorite. What a classic.
@@inarencommander4663do you know what ep that one is?
@@billnye8760 Video is called Kid threatened a Rapper
It didn't glow
The 2 chatters that provided picture & video proof of their confessions are the absolute GOAT.
25:49 The absolute JOY in his eyes when "Proof" gets said
35:34 The 2nd chatter giving video proof
I have that same feeling. Coney is so negative all the time so seeing him pop off is fantastic
@@burbusburbus8782NAH negative? I love Coney’s energy, I wouldn’t describe him as negative.
@@Boe-Dude are you a purely RUclips viewer, or twitch viewer too?
@@burbusburbus8782 Coney isnt really that negative on stream either though? Only when hes talking about a game he didint like or something only the later Tekken streams were pretty negative
I do a little bit of Twitch viewing, I see how he can get during the longer streams. I think he’s not generally a negative person.
pooh boy here. absolutely honored to have my story be on cringe confessional, and read by the best voice too. somehow, me and my gf are still going strong. can’t wait to send her this!
Brennan Lee Mulligan: FULL POO BEAR
Oh bother
Oh bother
Love that for you, and oh bother
Oh bother...
That Pokémon Giovanni story would radicalize me as a child. I would never listen to any adult after this if it happened to me.
Not even a cringe story, teacher and Giovanni are just assholes
Elementary School is FUCKED UP dude
Same thing happened to me once but with a £20 note instead, where a kid claimed I stole it when I hadn't and it got confiscated from both of us and I never got it back
I’m the Pokémon book kid, this was one of many shit things that happened to me in my time in that school. Elementary school socially whittled me down and middle school broke me. By the end of freshman year I had depression from all the K-9 bullying. I was able to bounce back up and from junior year to now I have regained a good amount of my friendly demeanor. The naivety not so much thankfully.
@@agentclank8183You're not alone. Elementary school teachers can be ruthless. I had a teacher tell me to kill myself once 🙃
The funniest thing to me about the Darren story is that I remember that episode of iCarly. Like he said, they'd play viewer submitted clips during the credits, and one of them was a kid shuffling up a doorframe like he did. The reason I remember this is because I used to do the exact same thing, and was pissed off that this kid was on TV for this "special talent" when I could do the same thing and nobody cared.
Easily a top 3 CC story. I'm crying laughing.
I also did that, anyone can climb walls, but iCarly had many "talented children" that just did stuff most kids could with ease
Based Hikage profile pic
@@chronosanaki5174 it’s always fun when someone recognizes it
Sooo real. See mom I'm normal^
That late dog one at around 20:00 is genuine damage inducing cringe.
That was utterly brutal
I had a cat by the same name that passed away just a few days ago, so this one was absolutely awful for me.
@@MsCerealCat I'm sorry for your loss, it's hard.
Maybe I'm biased because I also had a name dog Shadow that died last year in a pretty traumatizing way, but that has got to be easily the second worst story ever told on this show, only beaten out by that one piece of shit person who admitted to stealing a dog out of someone's backyard and keeping it for several years.
@@Bone8380what. Where? HUH?!
It honestly was not that bad if his friend Tommy is still teasing him for it. If anything, it strangely bonded him and Tommy closer lmao
That Pokémon book would ENRAGE me. I would scream at the assembly that “that’s MY BOOK”
I was the Pokémon book kid, the teacher raffled it in their class after I lost it to them months later. That teacher has also done some other messed up things to me when I was there. Easily the worst teacher I’ve ever had. With all that said I’m studying to become a highschool math teacher and my goal is to support said students in one of the most sensitive subjects when it comes to learning.
@@agentclank8183Good way to turn the story around, by making sure it doesn't happen in your presence!
@@agentclank8183When a teacher has it out for you, that's the worst. I was so afraid of my first grade teacher, wetting myself was like a daily occurrence since I couldn't even bring myself to ask to go to the bathroom (she'd always say no anyways)
@@grunkleg.2934 funnily enough me and my brother were talking about a situation similar to this a few minutes ago. I’m sorry you had such an experience, on the other hand you showed that teacher who’s boss. If they don’t let you go then going on the spot will show em. Not the right move but funny nonetheless.
@@grunkleg.2934 I was a good student too, I just had a lot of behavior problems because I was a very energetic child. I wouldn’t sit still. There’s another thing they did that I laugh about. We were doing some assignment and some girl was talking smack to me. Teasing me in a belittling manner. I told her to stop and that she was annoying. She reported me and that was enough to get my pin from green all the way to red. Meaning they had to give my mom a phone call. Funny enough the girl had the same name as my mom but with an extra letter.
We’re slowly getting a picture of the cinematic tastes of the Coney audience. Top Gun, Tangled, and Dunkirk… oh, and the gamegrumps highlights
And the Brave Little Toaster
and hentai
Ah yes, porn, the highest form of cinema
And rain man!
and iCarly
Nah Coney's wrong if i saw a dude with lewd anime girl with a leash on her, only respond "im a dog guy" i would lose my shit thats a qte win
Right 💀💀💀💀💀
Yeah honestly i would die laughing like when youre already in deep the only option is to make fun of yourself and sonething that absurd is perfect form.
Thing is I would not notice the leash just the mildly horn anime
Not a single other person in that room saw what was on that screen. No leash, no anime girl, no anything. This dumb bozo was huddled in the corner getting steamy on their phone, scrambled to reclaim it after dropping it, and then awkwardly mumbled something about being "a dog guy". The other people there do not think they're a weeb, they think they're an actual degenerate human.
yeah i was thinking the same thing, i heard the story and was thinking "oh no dude wtf are you gonna do". He then said that shit and i started losing it thinking "nah ur fine bro." LMAO
Hi! Promposal guy here. I DMed Coney a longer message on X/Twitter but basically I was doomed by the character limit to be missing context. I only still requested her on IG because I wanted to make peace and be friends. I have had a long distance but long term relationship with someone else since before even the yearbook incident occured and I'm very happy! Sad to see I missed the stream where my story came up I feel like being there to add this context would've been better, but yeah that was me!
I figured it was something like that dw I think it came off like that for some other chatters
But yeah when it comes to people of our cringe past, sometimes it’s best to let bygones be bygones. Glad to hear you’re in a good relationship now :)
@@Cosplaybuddygiraffes oh yeah I figured a lot of people understood and moreso was just adding context because of forgetting I submitted months and months ago and realizing I ran out of room for context, but I did laugh at both Coney and chat's jokes based on the context of what they thought happened 😂 also honored to be in one of the funniest episodes ever
I love that you can still see the discussion about poppers in chat even though it got cut. 11/10 way to start out a stream
"It's been seven years and he still brings it up."
GOOD!
I'm astonished they're still friends or even talk after that.
@@stevenfraielli9869 shit happens man, if one of my closest friends did this i wouldnt immediately never talk to them again for it... Nobody is perfect.
30:16 "undisclosed but slightly horny anime game"
I immediately guessed Blue archive and I was right LMAO
Honestly I thought it was Fire Emblem Heroes
I assumed the story was before Blue Archive took off so I guessed Arknights and audibly said "y'know what same difference" when he pulled the pic up
Depraved behavior
Same here, right on the money.
"slightly horny" is an extremely charitable description of that game
The “I’m a dog guy” echoes Coney’s “I’m a pee guy” on the couch of LSI
That girl saw Pooh boys bad boy energy and said I can fix him.
36:02 The broken picture frame is the icing on the cake here
“I’m a dog guy” is by far the worst one I can imagine myself trying to play it off in the same way and I’d want to explode thinking back on it
“Lil soft boy.jpg” is the hardest I think I’ve ever laughed at cringe confessional, which is a very high bar
Im the darren in the video at 34:40. Im glad that something good can come from this tragic event
Just curious, but do you remember what picture you broke?
Coney wasn't joking, this really is the best cringe confessional we've ever had
*Worst
This night was fucking insane
Aware
What was the context for "BBL Coney" "poppers" and "GAY Coney" from Twitch chat at the beginning of the video?
@@benji6325 the only one I remember is poppers where the first take of the intro had coney saying he had taken a bunch of poppers which he did not know was a sex drug
@@fireeye6762 Oh I see 💀
@@fireeye6762 Wait are poppers those rock candy that bounce around after you eat them?
Not one but TWO confessions with proof and they’re equally fucking hilarious to the point my chest started hurting from laughing so hard. Holy shit.
The opossum kid went to the cookout as a carnivore, left as a vegetarian
This stream was on another level. The balance between incredible cringe and incredible humor was superb: it was an excellent selection of stories and an excellent night in general.
40 minute movie? We eating good fellas!
This shit was hysterical to watch. I implore any youtube friend to go watch the full vod,becuase holy shit,I was dying laughing/of cringe at some of these. What a night.
Could you provide a link to it?
@@chronosanaki5174The Vod
www.twitch.tv/coney/v/2140074846?sr=a&t=7597s
Link?
@@chronosanaki5174 www.twitch.tv/videos/2140074846
@@MortalSlayer16 It's right on www.twitch.tv/coney , just scroll in the vods until you see Cringe Confessional!
My favorite cringe confessional series on YT
The car ride guys friend Tommy is actually Tommy Wiseau, the other Joker. He is also the Joker
The chat after the Opossum story just screaming "LEAVE! GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED HERE ANYMORE!" is fucking KILLING ME
This is the peak of cringe confessional. I also like how you asking for photos has finally started happening (eg: buff tails)
The Pokémon book story was probably my favorite of these. I understand how that submitter felt; they got tricked!
Lots of good dog stories this stream. "I'm a dog guy" will stick in my head for years.
the video with icarly was unreal
Getting flashed with Blue Archive in the middle of a regular Coney video will forever stay with me, perfect video, I need to find this full stream.
22:22 Should’ve played it off like Shadow the hedgehog somehow 😂
Why his shirt look like the Gmail logo
Hair looking like anime character
Glasses looking like Clark Kent
The tommyinnit classic
how are there so many opossum killing stories on this show. playing dead is like the 1 thing they are known for
Wait there have been others??
At the dog story one, when the anon said their "joke." I paused the video, and just left it paused for a minute or 2 as like a moment of silence for him.
He ain't making it out of that one.
“I’m a dog guy” is the craziest response bro could’ve chosen
The one time I decide to skip a cringe confessional stream and it turns out to be one of the best of it's series.
Truly foolish and unwise.
I will never forget about “I am a dog guy”
No, but "I'm a dog guy" is SO FUNNY 🤣
39:09 Scott sterling origin story
Man, this is easily top 3 best Cringe Confession episodes ever 😂
Easily the GREATEST episode of Cringe Confessional ever 😭😭
The opossum story was brutal. Oh god, I have a strong stomach, dark humor, and fairly pragmatic… still brutal.
"That video is a classic, you know the one" No I Fucking Don't, Mr. Coney
I’m 40, watched the Brave little Toaster when I was 5, and it was my favorite movie for a year or two… explains a lot about my dark humor I suppose.
I'm at 21:27 and I pressed pause out of shock. I cannot know what this kid says next. Lord. Help me.
.
.
. how is it THAT BAD
I hate that I knew the anime girl in question was Amau Ako the moment I heard "leash"
But holy shit that possum story would haunt me for life
This easily had top-tier level painful cringe. Not even the FUNNY stuff, just straight up zero recovery awful moments. Truly one of the best episodes possible.
HOLY FUCK. IF I EVER WENT THRU THE POKEMON PICTURE BOOK STORY MYSELF, I WOULD LITERALLY BECOME THE JOKER
That pickup line story had me gasping for air from laughing so much. Just the idea of this kid chasing after a girl saying nonstop cheesy pickup lines is hilarious to visualize. What a menace.
I, too, was absolutely traumatized by the brave little toaster as a 4 year old. It’s one of my favorite horror movies now
I’ve been waiting for this with anticipation
Oh hey I’m in this one! Glad I could be in arguably the best episode to date
Half of these videos is just Coney going “Oooooo…” “Okay..” and “Ut Oh!” I love it 😂
This was my first time catching a cringe confessional live and it was absolutely full of bangers. Well deserved 40 minute video.
CRINGE CONFESSIONAL! I have a deadline in less than 3h but THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!
Shit you not, I was thinking of telling my crush that I thought she was hot before watching this. Thanks Coney! You saved my dignity!
Don’t know if you ever ended up doing it but if you want some advice… 😅 you should start with “I actually really like you” instead of “You’re really hot”
"wow, 40 minutes? this is a LENGTHY one"
*40 minutes later*
"best coney video yet!!"
One of the best cringe confessionals imo, had to stop for a minute after the iCarly video because i was laughing too hard
21:27 first story thats actually given me chills i wanted to leave the room
I need to reevaluate my life because when he mentioned the girl on all fours on a leash I immediately knew he was talking about Ako.
I don't think I've cried laughing so hard during a CONEY vid
Omg i just started watching this series two days ago and a new one drops lesgoooo
Perfect balance of wtf and lmao. No cringe confessional will ever reach this level again
greatest cringe confessional ever, Cinema
The possum story literally is a 4chan greentext I read before
I was wondering where I recognized it from.
Still, I imagine people doing that to opossums is not as rare as you'd think.
what a GOATED cringe confessional, this is afaik the only one where we constantly get proof for some stories + all of them had me wheezing
The title told no lies. Darren, you absolute legend.
I genuienly thought nothing could ever beat the dog guy story, but Darren made me laugh so hard I vomited, this was true peak
My drunk ass thought rainman was a superhero as well, never heard of this movie!
6:23 “you’re a coney viewer” kills me
25:20 I'm relistening to prison of plastic rn!
Easily one of the best Coney streams of all time
For context gaga ball is played in like a 3 foot tall 15 foot wide octagon, you cant hold the ball, and you can only touch it once before it hits a wall or someone else. So the ball's on the ground most of the time, and even if it did go up its not really to your advantage because unless they jump they wouldn't be out and if you hit the ball out you're out. So the fact that it went up and broke a girls glasses is crazy
My favorite type of coney video
Darren, wherever you are, thank you for sending the link dude
Dude I was in chat for the Dolan story and I think I was doing project work so I tuned out, I MISSED OUT HARD-
Darren if you’re here you’re a legend
sheeesh, this episode was loaded. so many good stories.
What an entertaining video! My favorite part was at 6:37!
I checked druing the live stream. During the time period that these stoies were submitted, Coney actually heard a cringe confessional story about Gagaball. My theory is that multiple chatters heard the story about gaga ball, and went to submit their own gaga ball stories.
i love these, because whenever i click on the next one, my ears get *blasted* so hard by the intro
Is it bad that I'm more in tears from laughing when Coney is laughing? 🤣
I also had a dumb kid named Giovanni in my class as a kid and this triggered the repressed memory. Kid used to throw woodchips at the playground and then got the teachers to side with him somehow.
They are the most despicable people indeed.
Did that kid who took 5 hits to the face happen to be named Scott Sterling?
Do you mean the man!?
That possum story is so sad man.
30:50 that is Ako from Blue Archive
1800s FRENCH CIRCUS MUSIC GIRL DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT???
tonight isn't getting topped almost EVERY story was a banger the fact that this ISN'T an hour long is SHOCKING
This was legitimately one of the funniest cringe confessional videos of ALL TIME.
This may be the greatest cringe confessional of all time
11:50 "I saw a movie called The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. I had no idea what it was about."
Are you sure? You don't think it's about a little toaster going to Mars?
40 MINUTE CRINGE CONFESSIONAL?! WE'VE BEEN BLESSED!
This is the best AND worst episode of cringe confessional yet
"You know the one!" CONEY I ASSURE YOU I DON'T
This monster of a show is the perfect 2-year anniversary
This was the best cringe confessional of all time and I don’t think it will ever be topped
Best cringe confessional by far, absolute roller coaster of emotions
Cant believe coneys pterodactyl story made it in