a kid being able to scare adults on halloween is literally an equivalent of the hardest achivement in a game, only possible 1 day a year, very specific requirements and unobtainable after a period of time, my congratz to the unabomber lookalike
The janitor looking at the toilet that is literally painted a bright yellow, the same color yellow as his paint that mysteriously disappeared "Dayuuuum, these kids are unhydrated!"
They probably changed it after people abused it for raunchy gags like Goatse-ing the person on the other end, but I do think they did have it work that at some point.
Frozen pee bottle story at the end is exactly why I've never allowed myself to entertain the thought of peeing in a bottle. I can tell it's the type of slippery slope where once you do it even once, you've validated it as an option in your mind and you'll never truly be able to get rid of the temptation since you KNOW you can do it.
I have only ever seen Coney get the Like/Subscribe buttons to light up once and it was by accident in a React Wars. Coney says "Like, the video is...." and that particular pause and cadence triggered it. What a strange and tortured life it must be to only achieve your goals by accident and not even notice.
I usually can’t tune in to these streams, so idk if my stories have been read or not, and if they have they never made it to RUclips. But goddamn I love this series. Every episode has at least one story that makes me laugh till I’m breathless.
If I had a nickel for every time a Coney viewer peed into a water gun bottle and let it fester for months befire it got sprayed on someone and then submitted to tale into hit Twitch TV Show Cringe Confessional I would have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's wierd that it happened twice
7:51 I've lived in a "rich neighborhood" most of my life. There's another rich neighborhood right next to ours so it's common practice for kids on both sides to cross-over during trick-or-treat. One year me and my sister strategically planned and ended up with 10 lbs of candy, soda, and chips (we weighed it on the bathroom scale). Rich neighborhood Halloweens are awesome.
On the Kinect Adventures picture story, you just *know* that there must have been a ton of people playing that game just for sole purposes of Goatse-ing the person on the other end. I wonder if there was ever a time where two Goatse acolytes ended up doing it to each other instead of their planned target of a random innocent person.
I think what coney should do is pull up a video where someone says "Hit that like button" and it actually lights up, and just play that audio, because clearly he's doing it wrong
The Annoying Orange story had me keeled over laughing in bed gasping for breath. Just the mental image of that stupid fucking laugh reverberating throughout a dead-silent classroom had me wheezing. Hardest I've ever laughed watching a Cringe Confessional.
The text to speech voice is hilarious when it tries certain words when on the fart story when it try’s to copy. The fart sound with every single letter individually tries to say every letter one by one the voice crack on the word fart and the Halloween story when it pronounces face paint as fassy paint
At my music summer camp, my cabin had almost the _exact_ same ritual with the “mixing all the leftover sh*t together after we ate” deal. Didn’t have any major fiascos like the story, but I’m pretty some of the things out lunch table creates would have similar affects to cyanide if ingested.
26:50 literally no joke true. all of my siblings when they were very very little got into the habit of taking one of those clear plastic baggies, pissing/shitting in it, and hiding it under a bunk bed. this went on for a long time
I remember someone similar who happened to make some food amalgamations, but she put them in a milk carton and called it the milk shake. One time she poured the milk shake out on the tray as it was in the middle of the table, and I saw it pulsing... I wonder if that milkshake's still alive or not sometimes
If I had a nickel for every time someone has filled a water gun with pee on the cringe confessional I'd have two nickels... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
13:25 bro it’s on tv and in movies. Lots of 90’s and early 2000 kids movies have a bully or hero with a piss super soaker. Usually cuz it was funny gross out humor
I'm still waiting in terror for my submission to eventually make it into one of these videos every time they pop up, yet I come back anyway just in case it does
One thing I like to think about is how the people in these stories went on to play competitive smash bros (assuming most people in the coney stream play)
a kid being able to scare adults on halloween is literally an equivalent of the hardest achivement in a game, only possible 1 day a year, very specific requirements and unobtainable after a period of time, my congratz to the unabomber lookalike
I'm completely convinced Coney has disabled the like and subscribe animations
My cringe confessional was almost falling for this
Well played
ibe been fooled
Same
I legit thought it was a joke until a saw it happen on a different video like last week. My world was shattered.
The janitor looking at the toilet that is literally painted a bright yellow, the same color yellow as his paint that mysteriously disappeared
"Dayuuuum, these kids are unhydrated!"
I love when coney pops his ult and begs like a dog for our likes and subscriptions. Beg content boy beg
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@@Uni_the_best1 hi Uni
This post owns, great work
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Well at least it's not a "Brown" cringe confessional.
im sure a handful of episodes already classify as "brown" cringe confessionals
WEEEOOO WEEEOOO WEEN REFRENCE WEEEOOO WEEEOOO PRAISE THE BOOGNISH WEEEOOO
I pour my heart out telling you my fake boob TSA story and you include me in the pee episode. Unbelievable this guy
That's our streamer
as a fellow trans girly i felt your pain ty for that story
nah deserved
Brisket PFP. Based.
That story was a straight up nightmare scenario, I'm so sorry that happened to you and am glad you're ok.
I'm rewatching all the cringe confessionals right now, this couldn't be better timing
As someone who played Kinect Adventures, I can confirm it does not show your images to your opponent online thankfully
They probably changed it after people abused it for raunchy gags like Goatse-ing the person on the other end, but I do think they did have it work that at some point.
Frozen pee bottle story at the end is exactly why I've never allowed myself to entertain the thought of peeing in a bottle. I can tell it's the type of slippery slope where once you do it even once, you've validated it as an option in your mind and you'll never truly be able to get rid of the temptation since you KNOW you can do it.
The cringe confessionals are my all time favorite type of content from Coney
They are absolute cinema
This and react wars are the two best imo. I miss react wars so much, its probably my favorite while my gf's favorite is cringe confessionals
I have only ever seen Coney get the Like/Subscribe buttons to light up once and it was by accident in a React Wars. Coney says "Like, the video is...." and that particular pause and cadence triggered it. What a strange and tortured life it must be to only achieve your goals by accident and not even notice.
Bro if I ever start streaming or anything at all am using Coney's "Yeah I am the Unabomber!" Sound board clip whenever someone subs.
I usually can’t tune in to these streams, so idk if my stories have been read or not, and if they have they never made it to RUclips. But goddamn I love this series. Every episode has at least one story that makes me laugh till I’m breathless.
i love how combining all the shitty school lunch food into one big amalgamation is a borderline unanimous experience
Getting beer commercials during each piss story is horrific.
Coneys ablity to talk without going "umm" or without stuttering is so impressive
If I had a nickel for every time a Coney viewer peed into a water gun bottle and let it fester for months befire it got sprayed on someone and then submitted to tale into hit Twitch TV Show Cringe Confessional I would have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's wierd that it happened twice
The chatter who said "Friends behold my witches brew" at the story happening at 3:24 is GOATed
The mirror boxing guy was shadow boxing like he was in Baki.
Help help I was FORCED to comment by Coney
7:51 I've lived in a "rich neighborhood" most of my life. There's another rich neighborhood right next to ours so it's common practice for kids on both sides to cross-over during trick-or-treat. One year me and my sister strategically planned and ended up with 10 lbs of candy, soda, and chips (we weighed it on the bathroom scale). Rich neighborhood Halloweens are awesome.
On the Kinect Adventures picture story, you just *know* that there must have been a ton of people playing that game just for sole purposes of Goatse-ing the person on the other end. I wonder if there was ever a time where two Goatse acolytes ended up doing it to each other instead of their planned target of a random innocent person.
That story with the geek father made me think of Tobias Fünke from Arrested Developpement 😂
I think what coney should do is pull up a video where someone says "Hit that like button" and it actually lights up, and just play that audio, because clearly he's doing it wrong
the day coney gets the like animation is the day we ascend to the further beyond
this is actually what i look forward too every couple of weeks thank you mr coney this is my favorite show on the internet
CONEY IS TRULY THE CRINGE WE MADE ALONG THE WAY
could you say “like the video” one more time i wasn’t looking
The Annoying Orange story had me keeled over laughing in bed gasping for breath. Just the mental image of that stupid fucking laugh reverberating throughout a dead-silent classroom had me wheezing. Hardest I've ever laughed watching a Cringe Confessional.
Gotta love that one chatter at the end who as Coney is signing off just says "this was ASS ASS". Beautiful stuff, I gotta say.
12:45 Look, Gary! There I am!
Coney's best series. No questions.
For sure
Absolutely
Surely there won't be a lot of pee stories in this Cringe Confessional... RIGHT?
lemon lime gatorade is my favorite one please dont ruin it for me
The text to speech voice is hilarious when it tries certain words when on the fart story when it try’s to copy. The fart sound with every single letter individually tries to say every letter one by one the voice crack on the word fart and the Halloween story when it pronounces face paint as fassy paint
12:04 boutta be 3
21:14 i love this father, he seems lovely
my favorite was the pee one
11:22 I got fucking blindsided hearing my story drop while I was cleaning my room
At my music summer camp, my cabin had almost the _exact_ same ritual with the “mixing all the leftover sh*t together after we ate” deal. Didn’t have any major fiascos like the story, but I’m pretty some of the things out lunch table creates would have similar affects to cyanide if ingested.
Man to man, Coney be looking fiiiine with that hair.
10:15 I do this, the house doesn't have to be that big I just get bored so I walk
The nerd dad asked the forbidden question
give the baseball kid a mic so he can just be like "damn i thought that was going to hit my throat and kill me!!!" Itd be so relatable
26:50 literally no joke true. all of my siblings when they were very very little got into the habit of taking one of those clear plastic baggies, pissing/shitting in it, and hiding it under a bunk bed. this went on for a long time
Coney you have to say "Smash that like button" for it to work
Time to modify my power wheels bulldozer into Killdozer for Halloween.
I shit you not, Steven Spielberg's Boom Blox was the first game I ever had for the Wii
no coney that shit did not work
(btw thx for making great content consistently, you never fail to make me laugh)
Coney I didn't pay attention to the like button so I don't know if it lit up when you said "like the video!"
12:03 honestly as an aesop rock fan this shouldn’t be that surprising considering catacomb kids
The Isaac item refeence jumpscared me so hard 😭
Another satisfactory episode on this “yellow” edition of Cringe Confessional
That Kinect story was short and sweet, and fucking hilarious
I remember someone similar who happened to make some food amalgamations, but she put them in a milk carton and called it the milk shake. One time she poured the milk shake out on the tray as it was in the middle of the table, and I saw it pulsing...
I wonder if that milkshake's still alive or not sometimes
I didn't know the kinect raft game had online multiplayer, crazy shit, love that game
0:36 No,It did not
:(
The Keen piss special 😭😭😭
If I had a nickel for every time someone has filled a water gun with pee on the cringe confessional I'd have two nickels... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
19:59 Dampharos spotted in chat, get him
Coney and mods, please let chatters' stories into the next episode. I'm sick and tired of Coney making it all about him.
This series has convinced me that there are large swaths of people who go about their lives having never properly received "potty training" as a child
24:53 bro thinks he's the sniper from Team Fortress 2
As another trans person, that TSA story is like somethint right outta my nightmares 😂
24:23 BOOMBLOX MENTION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AMEN BROTHER
I really like cringe CONEYfessional
The mods must've conspired to lump all the pee stories together like this
The annoying orange story was top tier
can we just have a moment and talk about what the 2 kids DO with these piss guns?
I just forgot it was there; I was too busy playing Wind Waker
I made the mistake of watching while eating dinner. It is always the second pee story that ruins your appetite
I sensed a theme in those confessions
Is this a compeelation?
nope, the night was just like that. The stream ended with 11/40 pee stories
I feel like after this episode we need to break from pee stories I’m getting desensitized
13:25 bro it’s on tv and in movies. Lots of 90’s and early 2000 kids movies have a bully or hero with a piss super soaker. Usually cuz it was funny gross out humor
What is this late 80s early 90s music at the beginning.
Piss bot 3000 has entered the ring with a steel chair!
Back to the old days of cringe confessional with these ones
That last like this video got me
This is my favorite series
I'm still waiting in terror for my submission to eventually make it into one of these videos every time they pop up, yet I come back anyway just in case it does
One thing I like to think about is how the people in these stories went on to play competitive smash bros (assuming most people in the coney stream play)
Who thought pissing your pants could make a comeback
I submitted a piss story like 9 months ago, I was feally hoping itd make it into this episode :(
I LOVE this show
YO I DID THE EXACT SAME THING ON KINECT ADVENTURES! It wasn’t online though but it was saved, and I found them years later it was so funny
God damn you got me with the last one, I liked and now I’m commenting wtf
Btw the story that ended at 12:10 , that story was just the same one you heard earlier. You should call out the repeated confessions….
Steven Spielburg's Boom Blox mentioned
Does Coney know he has never made the subscribe/like button light up? Does he do that bit just to bait comments like this very one? D:
I have some real cringe shit I could send but I'm not ready to put myself even anonymously
Master of engagement
24:25 BOOMBLOX MENTION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
HELL YEAH
Sitting down for a meal to listen to chemical cafeteria food and piss was not on my agenda
NEW CRINGE CONFESSIONAL
That first one... sure was something.
JUST COMMENTING FOR THE ALGORITHM
20:15
I thought they were real glasses
My dad said when he was a kid he filled an apple juice bottle with pee and put it back in the fridge.
Holy shit its Cringe Confession, this is peak
the last one did work
JUST COMMENTING FOR THE ALGORITHM X2