I made a second channel and the first video is my full reaction to the KILLER WHALES show mentioned in the video. The full VOD is available on this channel for members of any tier! www.youtube.com/@JAUWNCUBE The game I’m playing in the outro is DeathSpank. It is not a crypto game. Sorry I forgot to add that in the video. Chapters: 0:00 Intro 0:54 FishVerse 7:35 Phantom Galaxies 13:44 VDSC Battle Royal (yes that's how they actually spell it) 15:55 MetaDOS 18:43 Oh Baby Kart 23:31 Outro Subscribe: ruclips.net/channel/UC-nIhxjNqjcm8EmpPWBg3wA Buy me a Coffee: ko-fi.com/jauwn Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Jauwnio
@@jauwn Well... The thing is they would be listed on bybit 21st of may and all players of both seasons gonna get rewarded for playing / doing socials stuff so all and all it's a good game compared to 99% of other crypto games (for me it's even worse than games like Cod Bo4 ( released in 2018)) Another "game" which is at least playable is DarkCountry on WAX blockchain (you reviewed Splinterlands and it's kinda similar but not really)
Doesn't that kind of prove the point that people are only playing it cause they're getting paid? if they weren't giving out a coin literally nobody would care about their game
At this point it’s not even worth mentioning that these crypto games are asset flips.. it’s so common it’s like constantly reiterating that humans breathe air
@@jauwn I wonder if you have heard of the game Solforge Fusion? It's an existing card battler that has been out in paper for several years and just launched a digital client... Up to now it has been a good game with no crypto, but an article came out indicating there are plans to add crypto to the game and the community was understandably mostly pissed; some of our biggest members quit and sold their collections already. The promised crypto implementation is still some ways from rolling out, so some of us have adopted a wait-and-see approach. Might be an interesting case study to keep an eye on as it doesn't follow the typical crypto-game paradigm (there is already a good game established and the crypto comes later). It was because of this development that I found you, incidentally; someone on one of the Solforge Discord servers posted one of your videos.
And even if the reviews are blatantly astroturfed, someone can still look at that and say "Wait a minute, something's not right here" and avoid getting scammed.
Yeah, that's basically my opinion too. Between Valve's requirements not to integrate the crypto side of things into steam, and the user reviews, allows people to be educated about the trash so they can click 'next' in their discovery queue. Having them being lost in the rest of the low-effort trash in steam's database is probably the best thing that can happen.
Plus epic loves to put absolute garbage on their front page, like they're truly proud of the worthless slop shoved onto their sorry excuse for a storefront.
as a gamedev myself, the low graphics setting on Fishverse genuinely baffles me. I *could* replicate that effect but genuinely, I do not see how you could *accidently cause that level of UV brokenness*. WHAT DID THEY DO!?
@@jauwnsetting the texture to 1px would just give a solid color, this looks more like they perhaps wanted to do solid colors on certain terrains but couldnt be bothered to UV it again....
@@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120 yeah i just tested it on one of my models - made a 1x1px image of just red on paint, and applied it to the UV's model. its just red. In hindsight im not sure why I imagined anything else might happen if you do this, this result makes perfect sense. My geuss is they created multiple versions of the terrain mesh, and did this in such a way that is wrecked the UV's and they just didnt fix all of it for some reason. idk its sitll bizzare
Hi, im the Profile Name you see in the steam reviews for Oh Baby! Kart. I think its important to note that the Spongebob level didnt cost them a license fee because the game is funded by Paramount, who already own the Sponge. Also, the CEO replies to my steam review multiple times, he is a crackpot.
@@mopanda81 paramount agreed with the shitty 3d sonic movie *and* made an exclusive streaming service so i cant say I'm surprised that they're shitheads
@@jauwnI hope you play fantastic games in between to serve as palette cleansers. I don’t want to see you suffer, considering I can tell a game’s quality just by looking at the footage for myself.
This is so depressing. If Psychonauts 2 taught me anything, is that a new Invader Zim game could be great. How they got the licence to Nickelodeon properties is beyond me.
I know Jauwn says it's licensed, but are we sure of that? It wouldn't be hard for them to use unauthorized fan art in the game. This is a crypto game; I wouldn't assume that the devs would have any scruples about IP, just as they have no scruples about much of anything.
Well, thankfully it probably isn't an *exclusive* license. Considering Invader Zim and SpongeBob both have been in titles very recently that is *definitely* not connected to these guys, we could still see a modern Invader Zim game without a connection to these guys. I imagine the Zim license was rather cheap, though. It's been five years since Enter the Florpus released, that and Zim's inclusion in Nicktoon crossover titles are basically the only thing they've done since 2006. Heck, they might have nailed it as a bonus with the Spongebob license.
@@hopelessdecoy yes, someone attempted to make it. The problem is metric is base 10, but time is governed by rotation, which is 360 degrees. This means you’d need to redefine what a second is, which means you’d need to redefine cartography (which uses minutes and seconds as a way of subdividing areas)
“In case you’re just listening, I’ll describe it for you” You have no idea how much I loved hearing that. I primarily watch your stuff before bed so it’s primarily just audio. So thank you for thinking of people like me 😅
Oh god that email being converted into username that’s saved directly to the server... You could easily perform code injection using that. There is no way a cryptobro knows how to sanitize inputs.
There must be a story in how Oh Baby Kart was able to acquire not only the Invader Zim, but also the SPONGEBOB license. Yeah, Spongebob is everywhere and crossovers are common. But the licence cant be cheap.
They were probably diagnosed with cancer as they were thinking of the name and though "oh baby!" and that is how their suffering became the game"s name.
thats why I wish their funders were public. who and why is giving them the money to afford these licenses when their game is a commercial failure. is it just wealthy people who have money to waste like its a game, or is it poor working joe schmucks giving what they can??
I know a crypto enthusiast in real life, and he thinks that valve is eventually going to turn face and allow crypto on the store. I think the fact that there are crypto games that are already on there could provide valve with examples of what kind of shit would happen if they really did. I have to wonder if the only reason these games are on the store is because of valve's shitty quality control.
100 bucks and you are on, though most of these games don't go very far due to their low user ratings, so that usually keeps them from ever appearing on the recommended tab.
As Lithuanian, i can tell that we don't have a gaming industry and when something emerges, it's gonna be fishy. The only "gaming industry" we have is a large steam key reselling platform which doesn't have bad prices. Ah and we also don't have PlayStation, because Sony is from Asia. Vilnius is the speed centre of the world, because they have 100 seconds per minute. I'm glad my family is from Kaunas, where it's just 95 seconds per minute. Still very fast, just look at my username. I'm so fast, when i come, my wife won't.
I remember when I joined Game Developer's Conference two countries up from Vilnius, the organizer came half an hour late (clearly drank too much the night before and overslept) and in his sloppy introductory talk he said "you want to pay your developers well, so let's count 1000 euro per month per programmer" and that's when I knew there's no soul inside of him
I love how we've "evolved" from these asset flips being a Jimquisition episode to being a Jauwn episode, with the revelation that they now recieve millions of dollars in funding.
I think one of my favorite parts of these newer videos is the inclusion of live reactions to the game. Specifically with moments like 17:10, 18:14, and 20:35. I put a high value on genuine live reactions like that, I think it adds a lot in terms of entertainment.
Vajėzau why do we have such a surprising amount of crypto game devs in Lithuania and why none hired me if they need to make a quick asset flip. I could use some job right now
@@spacebassist crypto isn't going to solve that problem either. Only thing that will is getting rid of the central banks worldwide, and everyone on the gold standard. Crypto has way too many holes for it to hold up. Only people that do not know how currency works think it can. These same people don't understand the relationship between supermarkets and farms either though, so hardly surprising.
Yeah, I've seen a lot of scam games that have bot reviews, a lot of them talk about it as if it was a life changing experience (positive), but it's even funnier if you turn on "all languages", sometimes there are very long reviews on languages that the game doesn't even support with the label "50 users found this review useful"
@@malucart this comment has spoilers for portal 2(go play it now!) Animatronics. Spring locks. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into an animatronic, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my suit. I don't care. Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.
@@placeholderdoe i played it as a kid, one of my favs! I was referring to how the humor and theming is the same: dangerous corporate greed and carelessness, with a funny computer voice that sounds almost identical (see the cutscenes in fnaf 6 for example)
@@malucart Oh yeah I think the two series(especially fnaf 6) share a creative bone, I just wanted to make a joke using Cave Johnson’s lines. Btw just for clarification because I realized it is confusing, my spoiler disclaimer was for my comment with the joke and not yours
A few years ago i was thinking, mm the idea of being able to bring your skins to other games we're a good idea, on that year i started a videogame degree... Yeah no one wants to program 99999999 skins from other games to yours.
It just shows how the folks pushing that line had zero knowledge of videogames (obviously the best type of people to REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING), or else they were blatantly lying to people to scam their money.
like the best way ive ever seen something like that sorta done is with game engines that double as platforms, think Roblox. But even then if one Roblox game has special stuff you cant just bring that stuff to another game in roblox, lol. only your avatar works like that
Plus I do like to have at least a somewhat cohesive theme in my games. I don't necessarily need to play a medieval type game and have someone with a high tech space NFT walk past me.
EVERY game should be a shovelware asset flip using the exact same engine, graphics, and gameplay mechanics. That way it would be simple to import skins from one to another. It's genius!
Between the captions and the description of what's happening onscreen in the fishing game, I really appreciate the thought you've put into accessibility. A great plus to already engaging videos, thank you!
@@jauwn I also really appreciate all the effort you put into your videos. in fact, I'm literally here rewatching vids I've already seen because they're that good. also I'm someone who semi-needs captions so I really appreciate them.
just wanna say that the editing in this is AMAZING. you're one of the youtubers i see consistently improve their skills and overall quality between uploads, and it shows here for sure :D
Thanks! It will only get better now that I am working with a team of editors to help with the manual labor aspects so I can focus most of my effort on the creativity part. I’m not here to make RUclips videos this is basically just a way for me to force myself to make art on a consistent basis
@@HappyBeezerStudios Well I mean, at least they aren't trying to use Beat Time, now that is an odd time system to randomly come across in some old games.
Wildly off topic but thank you so much for adding cc to your video. I know it's a lot of work for very little reward but as someone with auditory processing issues this means the world to me Also I spent the entire video wrestling with my cat to brush out his matting and that seems easier then playing any of those crypto games lmao
I’m so glad you noticed because it’s something I just recently started doing. Someone had reached out previously and pointed out how the RUclips auto captions are rather poor and I agreed. I do base my captions off the auto captions just to save time so sometimes the words are a little off but it’s still better than the default ones. Glad you could enjoy the video 😌
I knew not one thing about crypto games and their proliferation before your channel. But I love your intros so much that I kept watching, and now I find it fascinating, but like in the same way Real Housewives is fascinating. By the way, this might be my favorite intro so far.
@@SorrelhasJaundice is a kidney disease I think where you don't properly remove toxins from your body and it turns your skin yellow. It's just a play on the fact on the channel name
4:09 ok half of me is actually impressed that there’s a swimming animation at all. But I did also think it was a massive glitch for the first two seconds until it finally clicked and I was like “OH ok he’s SWIMMING-“
A trackmania streamer I watch got sponsored to play Oh Baby Kart about 3 weeks ago, I don't think there was even a mention of crypto during the sponsored stream, I wonder if he was even aware.
@@nekocat34 I actually saw that stream you're talking about though and I lined up all the sponsored streams with the charts and it seems that none of them really converted anyone into a paying customer
@@jauwn The same streamer just uploaded a youtube video sponsored by Oh Baby Kart, I wonder if it will attract anyone. Also, from what he said on stream a month ago, he started using a new service to find sponsors and that was one of the first one he was offered.
I knew the Blowfish studio logo reminded me of something but it didn’t set in until I saw the cargo ship you’re supposed to defend in Phantom Galaxies and now I’m kinda sad. If you didn’t know there’s an animated series that was supposed to launch on RUclips under the same name made by the guy behind the Starscream OVA (he was just paid to animate the series I don’t think he was involved in the project any further than that). It currently has only one complete episode (aside from the short film). Guess that’s where some of the budget went…I only saw the short film but it still got me interested in the game for a while before I forgot about it so it’s kinda sad to see this is what it actually ended up being.
So glad you added the audible description for the fishing game, I usually have videos like this on while I was dishes so that actually was perfectly timed as I was facing away from my phone to avoid splashing it, 11/10 NFT youtuber
Hey Jauwn, I don't know if you'll ever see this, but your videos are amazing. You have such a unique style and it's always a delight to see an upload from you. I hope your videos blow up super hard and you get hella rich man.
thanks for putting captions in this video, i don't really like using the youtube autogenerated captions. if i have one critique though, i wish the sentences weren't split in multiple captions, it's a little difficult to read. but still, thank you for the captions. many youtubers don't bother with them, and i'm left with the cumbersome autogenerated captions.
Intro was really cool, love the way you keep the video itself visually interesting, it's very easy to just phone-in by just talking over gameplay of the video, but you showing the social media/game website, steam page, and then the game itself. If/when you move on from crypto/NFT slop when it hopefully dies, I am still gonna be here watching your dope videos. I hope one day you'll be able to cover a Diggles sequel lol
I'm liking the new production value that you're putting into the video! Though at least to me, the leap of some of the stuff is a bit jarring, at least enough that I for once thought of leaving a comment. I'm more of a fan of watching a video where it's 'a guy talking about stuff' which most of the other videos are like and most of this video is. It's mostly the intro that put me off a little. I do like some of the choices you made like the background music not making everything sound so silent and showing what song started playing.
it's all in the pursuit of exploring my creative abilities and editing powers, so some of it will be rough as i only improve over time. i appreciate the feedback though, i view the intros as my own way to express myself and make my videos unique though and definitely some people will be put off by it. Just the risk i take
17:19 It really hurts me when some of these "games" have (somehow) found a good idea and proceeded to ruin it. A battle royale where you force players to engage with each other not due to a shrinking safe-zone but steal each other's time like in the film triggered might've actually been an interesting idea.
0:39 prologned exposure to crypto games can give you a sudden desire to play League of Legends?! I wasn't gonna play them before but now I'm not going anywhere near them, that's a fate worse than death!
I mostly listen to these to prepare for sleep. The formulaic content and calm narration work really well. I really appreciated the part where you went "In case you are just listening" before describing things. xoxo
Jauwn remains my favourite 'tuber that both makes fun of crypto bullshit and also is about to turn into an analogue horror at any moment. Good on you for winning that contest sir against all the other fierce competition.
THANK YOU for including the songs you have in the background your taste in tracks is phenomenal and that Sonic CD song you got stuck in my head from past vids I was trying to remember its name good looks
I would like to recommend some crypto games you haven't review so far and are (or were) somewhat popular: Mir4 and Ni no Kuni Crossworlds, both are RPGs, idle/grindy/auto type RPG (like Black Desert). Mir4 was meh, Ni No Kuni was visually impressive, sad they had to use that IP for crypto BS
@@darkunykorn404 yes, for that game specifically, I don't remember what was the use the 2 tokens had within the game, I played it and grinded to level 70 and had a decent build and never had to use said tokens nor spend a dime on it, still not the ni no kuni experience you would expect. I'm not even sure what's the state of the game nowadays, I suppose it's still available for PC and android, it's free and if I remember correctly less than 15GB. I personally think it's worth a try if you like grindy and gacha MMORPGs, nothing is lost by trying it out
@@stmh9660 I have played it in the past actually! I love the aesthetics but the fact it was autoplay kind of turned me off a little. But I'm glad to hear the crypto didn't ruin the game (at least not too much), even though I don't play it anymore it was a cute little experience nonetheless
Phantom galaxies is basically a crypto modern version of a robotek game I played on the PS1 a long, long time ago. With the ability to transform from robot mode, to semi robot mode, and jet mode.
I don't know how much you get told this, but your dedication to ripping these "games" apart is truly remarkable. I don't have the patients or brain power to deal with what you've gone through.
I made a second channel and the first video is my full reaction to the KILLER WHALES show mentioned in the video. The full VOD is available on this channel for members of any tier!
www.youtube.com/@JAUWNCUBE
The game I’m playing in the outro is DeathSpank. It is not a crypto game. Sorry I forgot to add that in the video.
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:54 FishVerse
7:35 Phantom Galaxies
13:44 VDSC Battle Royal (yes that's how they actually spell it)
15:55 MetaDOS
18:43 Oh Baby Kart
23:31 Outro
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Try Nyan Heroes
It's bad compared to NORMAL games and yet it's not that bad of a game
@@ropemantv I have tried it. It is a barebones alpha not worth talking about
The internet has become infected by cuckchannel lingo.
@@jauwn Well... The thing is they would be listed on bybit 21st of may and all players of both seasons gonna get rewarded for playing / doing socials stuff so all and all it's a good game compared to 99% of other crypto games (for me it's even worse than games like Cod Bo4 ( released in 2018))
Another "game" which is at least playable is DarkCountry on WAX blockchain (you reviewed Splinterlands and it's kinda similar but not really)
Doesn't that kind of prove the point that people are only playing it cause they're getting paid? if they weren't giving out a coin literally nobody would care about their game
At this point it’s not even worth mentioning that these crypto games are asset flips.. it’s so common it’s like constantly reiterating that humans breathe air
The day a crypto game isn't an asset flip is the day the sun dies
@@jauwn The end times do not near. Something wicked this way does not come.
@@jauwn I wonder if you have heard of the game Solforge Fusion? It's an existing card battler that has been out in paper for several years and just launched a digital client... Up to now it has been a good game with no crypto, but an article came out indicating there are plans to add crypto to the game and the community was understandably mostly pissed; some of our biggest members quit and sold their collections already.
The promised crypto implementation is still some ways from rolling out, so some of us have adopted a wait-and-see approach.
Might be an interesting case study to keep an eye on as it doesn't follow the typical crypto-game paradigm (there is already a good game established and the crypto comes later).
It was because of this development that I found you, incidentally; someone on one of the Solforge Discord servers posted one of your videos.
@@jauwnthere's 3 certainties in life, death, taxes, and asset flip crypto games
@@ponponpatapon9670Accurate!
The redeeming factor of steam over epic is the reviews that can warn people of the scams
And even if the reviews are blatantly astroturfed, someone can still look at that and say "Wait a minute, something's not right here" and avoid getting scammed.
Yeah, that's basically my opinion too. Between Valve's requirements not to integrate the crypto side of things into steam, and the user reviews, allows people to be educated about the trash so they can click 'next' in their discovery queue. Having them being lost in the rest of the low-effort trash in steam's database is probably the best thing that can happen.
Plus epic loves to put absolute garbage on their front page, like they're truly proud of the worthless slop shoved onto their sorry excuse for a storefront.
The lack of reviews on the epic store is intentional, by the way.
and you get Linux support if Miscrosoft ever decided : OUR STORE ONLY!
as a gamedev myself, the low graphics setting on Fishverse genuinely baffles me. I *could* replicate that effect but genuinely, I do not see how you could *accidently cause that level of UV brokenness*.
WHAT DID THEY DO!?
Has to be something like setting the texture size to 1px
@@jauwn that does make sense, still very bizzare
it looks like what happens when you make mesh on top of the default cube and forget to unwrap the uvs
@@jauwnsetting the texture to 1px would just give a solid color, this looks more like they perhaps wanted to do solid colors on certain terrains but couldnt be bothered to UV it again....
@@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120 yeah i just tested it on one of my models - made a 1x1px image of just red on paint, and applied it to the UV's model. its just red. In hindsight im not sure why I imagined anything else might happen if you do this, this result makes perfect sense.
My geuss is they created multiple versions of the terrain mesh, and did this in such a way that is wrecked the UV's and they just didnt fix all of it for some reason. idk its sitll bizzare
Hi, im the Profile Name you see in the steam reviews for Oh Baby! Kart. I think its important to note that the Spongebob level didnt cost them a license fee because the game is funded by Paramount, who already own the Sponge.
Also, the CEO replies to my steam review multiple times, he is a crackpot.
Damn, okay. Thanks for the tea. You're suffering wasn't in vain 🙏
but *why* is it funded by paramount
@@mopanda81 paramount agreed with the shitty 3d sonic movie *and* made an exclusive streaming service so i cant say I'm surprised that they're shitheads
@@mopanda81 ceos and investors are cancer, that's why
@@mopanda81money, money, money
Hey jauwn, don't smile because you're done playing the games. Cry because you downloaded them in the first place. Hope this helps.
It doesn't
@@jauwn Does it ever get better?
Jauwn: It Never Gets Better
@@jauwn skill issue, get better
@@jauwnI hope you play fantastic games in between to serve as palette cleansers. I don’t want to see you suffer, considering I can tell a game’s quality just by looking at the footage for myself.
This is so depressing. If Psychonauts 2 taught me anything, is that a new Invader Zim game could be great. How they got the licence to Nickelodeon properties is beyond me.
I know Jauwn says it's licensed, but are we sure of that? It wouldn't be hard for them to use unauthorized fan art in the game. This is a crypto game; I wouldn't assume that the devs would have any scruples about IP, just as they have no scruples about much of anything.
Well, thankfully it probably isn't an *exclusive* license. Considering Invader Zim and SpongeBob both have been in titles very recently that is *definitely* not connected to these guys, we could still see a modern Invader Zim game without a connection to these guys.
I imagine the Zim license was rather cheap, though. It's been five years since Enter the Florpus released, that and Zim's inclusion in Nicktoon crossover titles are basically the only thing they've done since 2006. Heck, they might have nailed it as a bonus with the Spongebob license.
I have no reason to say it isn't official. Nickelodeon stuff has been licensed to NFT companies plenty of times before
@@jauwn Oh I'm sure it's legit, that's what's sad.
Someone get a studio on this so we can get an Ratchet and Clank clone but with Invader Zim.
There's tons of Nickelodeon NFTs. Paramount is no stranger to them.
Everyone 100 seconds, a minute passes in Lithuania
Metric time
You mean gangsta time?
@@jauwn it's always been a real question of mine if there ever was a "metric time" and if not then why?
@@hopelessdecoy yes, someone attempted to make it. The problem is metric is base 10, but time is governed by rotation, which is 360 degrees. This means you’d need to redefine what a second is, which means you’d need to redefine cartography (which uses minutes and seconds as a way of subdividing areas)
@@TiaCosm there's a metric angle measure - the grad or centigrade - apparently used in land surveying.
“In case you’re just listening, I’ll describe it for you”
You have no idea how much I loved hearing that. I primarily watch your stuff before bed so it’s primarily just audio. So thank you for thinking of people like me 😅
I do the same with other people's videos so I figured that I should start doing the same in my own. Also it makes the videos more accessible
Oh god i love this
Seriously, I was cleaning so my phone wasn on a table. When I heard this I actually went to look haha
Oh god that email being converted into username that’s saved directly to the server...
You could easily perform code injection using that. There is no way a cryptobro knows how to sanitize inputs.
The wingdings at 00:41 say dfasd)ijads
I have too much time on my hands.
glad someone checked
Exactly what I came here to see. 👍
Fhqwhgads
I was gonna write this if someone else didn’t, so you and me both brother
That's incorrect, it says DFASD)IJaDS
The capitals in Wingdings are different from the lowercase.
There must be a story in how Oh Baby Kart was able to acquire not only the Invader Zim, but also the SPONGEBOB license. Yeah, Spongebob is everywhere and crossovers are common. But the licence cant be cheap.
"hello we are making a crossover game here is $1M for spongebob thanks"
They were probably diagnosed with cancer as they were thinking of the name and though "oh baby!" and that is how their suffering became the game"s name.
I bet they didn't even pay Paramount
@@AtsumariBro wtf
thats why I wish their funders were public. who and why is giving them the money to afford these licenses when their game is a commercial failure. is it just wealthy people who have money to waste like its a game, or is it poor working joe schmucks giving what they can??
I do hate that most of these Invader Zim characters weren't available in the Nickelodeon kart racing game but are in this crypto inspired sludge.
I know a crypto enthusiast in real life, and he thinks that valve is eventually going to turn face and allow crypto on the store. I think the fact that there are crypto games that are already on there could provide valve with examples of what kind of shit would happen if they really did. I have to wonder if the only reason these games are on the store is because of valve's shitty quality control.
its like steam greenlight all over again
100 bucks and you are on, though most of these games don't go very far due to their low user ratings, so that usually keeps them from ever appearing on the recommended tab.
That would be turning heel.
I'm investing in your friends knowledge.
It's not impossible tho, I hope gabeN lives for another 500 years so this doesn't happen
LITHUANIA MENTIONED RAAAAAH!! 🦅🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹 (in reality I'm very disappointed)
How is using metric time doing for you guys
Just like Americans are obsessed with their feet, we are always keeping it 💯
As Lithuanian, i can tell that we don't have a gaming industry and when something emerges, it's gonna be fishy. The only "gaming industry" we have is a large steam key reselling platform which doesn't have bad prices. Ah and we also don't have PlayStation, because Sony is from Asia.
Vilnius is the speed centre of the world, because they have 100 seconds per minute. I'm glad my family is from Kaunas, where it's just 95 seconds per minute. Still very fast, just look at my username. I'm so fast, when i come, my wife won't.
I remember when I joined Game Developer's Conference two countries up from Vilnius, the organizer came half an hour late (clearly drank too much the night before and overslept) and in his sloppy introductory talk he said "you want to pay your developers well, so let's count 1000 euro per month per programmer" and that's when I knew there's no soul inside of him
every time I see something related to crypto there's a 50:50 if at least 1/3rd of the staff are Lithuanian or the business is based in Vilnius. super.
"Forget open beta, CLOSE IT." LMFAO!!
things are about to get.... sloppy....
Just the way Jauwn likes it!
its all slop
Sloppenheimer?
@@mrkitty1997 now i have become trash, creator of slop
No sloppy steaks!
I love how we've "evolved" from these asset flips being a Jimquisition episode to being a Jauwn episode, with the revelation that they now recieve millions of dollars in funding.
Jim went insane from direct exposure to the asset flips
I still remember Steph's crusade against asset flip scums including the infamous Digital Homicide Studio.
Love the aesthetic you've got for the channel, jauwn. It's just got better and better over time
thank you! i only expect it to get stronger and stronger going forward
@jauwn great to hear, I look forward to it
Like a fine wine
I think one of my favorite parts of these newer videos is the inclusion of live reactions to the game. Specifically with moments like 17:10, 18:14, and 20:35. I put a high value on genuine live reactions like that, I think it adds a lot in terms of entertainment.
I've started recording a hot mic channel on all my footage so that I can do that in every video!
10:19
Bold of you to call two different TTS bots “Voice Actors”
Had to scroll way too much for this. The "voice actor" can't even say a single sentence like a human being would, there is no way it's not ai voice.
Vajėzau why do we have such a surprising amount of crypto game devs in Lithuania and why none hired me if they need to make a quick asset flip. I could use some job right now
The central / eastern European dev to crypto game pipeline is actually unreal
I hope you get your bag soon.
@@LanHikari fiat bagholders when they can walk to the shop and not have it depreciate to -5,000 dollar
@@spacebassist crypto isn't going to solve that problem either. Only thing that will is getting rid of the central banks worldwide, and everyone on the gold standard. Crypto has way too many holes for it to hold up. Only people that do not know how currency works think it can. These same people don't understand the relationship between supermarkets and farms either though, so hardly surprising.
@@spacebassist obviously he should be paid in cash and not whatever shitcoin the game would push
I love the nonsensical postive reviews of vdsc battle royal "i can really connect to the game" lol
They mean it literally-being robots, they can easily connect to digital services
Yeah, I've seen a lot of scam games that have bot reviews, a lot of them talk about it as if it was a life changing experience (positive), but it's even funnier if you turn on "all languages", sometimes there are very long reviews on languages that the game doesn't even support with the label "50 users found this review useful"
@@spice-xReal living people out here connecting to this shite crypto game from the damned Matrix
It's just like: "I did not die from eating this food" for a restaurant review
I mean given the state of crypto games, the fact that it launches, much less connects, is a positive
Cyrpto slop so bad it became an analogue horror channel
Like Deverse Worlds from “The Epic Games Store Is Not Good”? Looked like a haunted game .exe thing to me.
0:36 Jauwn's blackbox warning gives me portal vibes
Or fnaf (same thing)
@@malucart this comment has spoilers for portal 2(go play it now!)
Animatronics. Spring locks. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into an animatronic, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my suit. I don't care. Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.
@@placeholderdoe i played it as a kid, one of my favs! I was referring to how the humor and theming is the same: dangerous corporate greed and carelessness, with a funny computer voice that sounds almost identical (see the cutscenes in fnaf 6 for example)
@@malucart Oh yeah I think the two series(especially fnaf 6) share a creative bone, I just wanted to make a joke using Cave Johnson’s lines. Btw just for clarification because I realized it is confusing, my spoiler disclaimer was for my comment with the joke and not yours
A few years ago i was thinking, mm the idea of being able to bring your skins to other games we're a good idea, on that year i started a videogame degree... Yeah no one wants to program 99999999 skins from other games to yours.
It just shows how the folks pushing that line had zero knowledge of videogames (obviously the best type of people to REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING), or else they were blatantly lying to people to scam their money.
like the best way ive ever seen something like that sorta done is with game engines that double as platforms, think Roblox. But even then if one Roblox game has special stuff you cant just bring that stuff to another game in roblox, lol. only your avatar works like that
Only way to make that many skins workable is a healthy mod community TBH-and even then…
Plus I do like to have at least a somewhat cohesive theme in my games. I don't necessarily need to play a medieval type game and have someone with a high tech space NFT walk past me.
EVERY game should be a shovelware asset flip using the exact same engine, graphics, and gameplay mechanics. That way it would be simple to import skins from one to another. It's genius!
I'm like 99% sure there was a movie that had that same concept of humans with a timer that acts as both life and money.
Haha yeah In Time with Justin Timberlake
I think there've been like three
Not based on Harlan Ellison's _"Repent, Harlequin!" Said The Tick-Tock Man_.
@@jauwnmore like Just in Timeberlake am i right folks
Between the captions and the description of what's happening onscreen in the fishing game, I really appreciate the thought you've put into accessibility. A great plus to already engaging videos, thank you!
It's something I've been putting a lot of thought into with my recent videos, glad to see it appreciated!
@@jauwn I also really appreciate all the effort you put into your videos. in fact, I'm literally here rewatching vids I've already seen because they're that good.
also I'm someone who semi-needs captions so I really appreciate them.
No fucking way Phantom Galaxies cost 20m to make, I'd say they took most of that and ran
to make? no. to """invest"""? oh baby yeah
Of course that crypto "killer whales" show would feature men wearing sunglasses indoors lol.
Dang Jauwn's editing is getting crispy
AAAA
the prescription Jauwn logo bit was great
Bonus points if you can guess which drug logo it was inspired by
really appreciate jauwn's descent into the analog horror aesthetic
It reminds me of Valle Verde
The real analog horror were the defunct cryptocurrencies we collected along the way
6:48 every 100 seconds in Lithuania a minute passes
Forsen
just wanna say that the editing in this is AMAZING. you're one of the youtubers i see consistently improve their skills and overall quality between uploads, and it shows here for sure :D
Thanks! It will only get better now that I am working with a team of editors to help with the manual labor aspects so I can focus most of my effort on the creativity part. I’m not here to make RUclips videos this is basically just a way for me to force myself to make art on a consistent basis
Can confirm after living in Lithuania there are 100 seconds in a minute
good old french decima ltime
@@HappyBeezerStudios Well I mean, at least they aren't trying to use Beat Time, now that is an odd time system to randomly come across in some old games.
Together with Jamal, we can stop this!
that's wild my guy
"Similar to a fish this game has no legs"
*sips coffee* ah brutality.
Wildly off topic but thank you so much for adding cc to your video. I know it's a lot of work for very little reward but as someone with auditory processing issues this means the world to me
Also I spent the entire video wrestling with my cat to brush out his matting and that seems easier then playing any of those crypto games lmao
I’m so glad you noticed because it’s something I just recently started doing. Someone had reached out previously and pointed out how the RUclips auto captions are rather poor and I agreed. I do base my captions off the auto captions just to save time so sometimes the words are a little off but it’s still better than the default ones.
Glad you could enjoy the video 😌
@@jauwn Between this, and how descriptive you are verbally, you are just wonderful to watch.
I knew not one thing about crypto games and their proliferation before your channel. But I love your intros so much that I kept watching, and now I find it fascinating, but like in the same way Real Housewives is fascinating. By the way, this might be my favorite intro so far.
Thanks! I am really proud of it too
WE'RE GETTING JAUWNDICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥
Jauwndice CO-
What's Jauwndice?
@@SorrelhasJaundice is a kidney disease I think where you don't properly remove toxins from your body and it turns your skin yellow. It's just a play on the fact on the channel name
@@Sorrelhas Ligma balls (jauwns)
@Sorrelhas idk ask ur mom
4:09 ok half of me is actually impressed that there’s a swimming animation at all. But I did also think it was a massive glitch for the first two seconds until it finally clicked and I was like “OH ok he’s SWIMMING-“
i ADORE these progressively more complex intros, i am begging you to lean into this style as hard as possible
22:27 I was not expecting a Fillian jumpscare there.
I guess she got paid that good good crypto money. Also it seems pretty on brand for her to play half-finished broken games for the memes anyway.
They also sponsored last year's Vtuber Awards
Is that the Sonic Adventure Froggy fishing music in the background of the FishVerse review?!?!?!
A trackmania streamer I watch got sponsored to play Oh Baby Kart about 3 weeks ago, I don't think there was even a mention of crypto during the sponsored stream, I wonder if he was even aware.
The game doesn’t have crypto in it anymore, it’s just a game studio founded by the most crypto of crypto bros
@@jauwn That's probably where the max player peak came from though.
@@nekocat34 I actually saw that stream you're talking about though and I lined up all the sponsored streams with the charts and it seems that none of them really converted anyone into a paying customer
@@jauwn That doesnt surprise me that much, there is no reason to play this game if you're coming from trackmania
@@jauwn The same streamer just uploaded a youtube video sponsored by Oh Baby Kart, I wonder if it will attract anyone. Also, from what he said on stream a month ago, he started using a new service to find sponsors and that was one of the first one he was offered.
Lithuania grindset so tough they got 100 seconds in every minute 🤯🤯😤😤
I like how you mix horror into your videos, and the horror always got this late 80s to early 90s feel, mixed with 2010s adult swim absurdist humor.
I knew the Blowfish studio logo reminded me of something but it didn’t set in until I saw the cargo ship you’re supposed to defend in Phantom Galaxies and now I’m kinda sad. If you didn’t know there’s an animated series that was supposed to launch on RUclips under the same name made by the guy behind the Starscream OVA (he was just paid to animate the series I don’t think he was involved in the project any further than that). It currently has only one complete episode (aside from the short film). Guess that’s where some of the budget went…I only saw the short film but it still got me interested in the game for a while before I forgot about it so it’s kinda sad to see this is what it actually ended up being.
yummy yummy coin slop
So glad you added the audible description for the fishing game, I usually have videos like this on while I was dishes so that actually was perfectly timed as I was facing away from my phone to avoid splashing it, 11/10 NFT youtuber
19:19 there is something hilarious about seeing a BoredApe pfp making the statement "instead of blindly following others"
I love MUNTING coins
Mount??? 👀👀👀🥵🥵🥵
Munt is coin/mint in dutch so... probably still a typo
@@Speederzzz munting is slang in English for something you can look up on urban dictionary, NSFL
As a Lithuanian, we don't claim the devs of FishVerse
0:58 *having violent ptsd to the Sonic Adventure DX Bigg the cat fishing music*
Hey Jauwn, I don't know if you'll ever see this, but your videos are amazing. You have such a unique style and it's always a delight to see an upload from you. I hope your videos blow up super hard and you get hella rich man.
I can’t get rich without investing in crypto, remember? Glad you love the videos !
I never expected Filian to show up in a Jauwn video, but here we are
Love the video like always keep up the great work! Also saw DeathSpank at the end automatic 15/10 video
glad to see you found my curator page, this video explains the slight increase in followers
big fan day 1 here sir
my favorite social spaces are those with off topic conversations peppered with the occasional slur
Most normal discord server
"Off topic conversations with the occasional slur"
Yeah sounds like a crypto bro discord
Crypto game combined with early access - a truly horrifying combination.
I love the fact that I got an ad for that bigtime crypto game that you reviewed before this video
18:50 when you said "crypto culture" I legit wanted to vomit. Gr8 vid brah
Great content, your videos reminds me of Josh Strife Hayes "Worst MMO ever" series, keep it up!
god i love ur channel theme, the vintage pharma intro goes bonkers
At least oh baby kart is a somewhat playable game unlike the others..
"Just ONE more coin guys, Trust Me this time the game's gonna work, please just one more coin"
Making a shitty crypto game and getting the Jauwn treatment must be someones dream
Holy shit, these Oh Baby Kart item boxes are literally ripped off from Mario Kart, you will never convince me otherwise
thanks for putting captions in this video, i don't really like using the youtube autogenerated captions. if i have one critique though, i wish the sentences weren't split in multiple captions, it's a little difficult to read. but still, thank you for the captions. many youtubers don't bother with them, and i'm left with the cumbersome autogenerated captions.
Yeah unfortunately the RUclips captions system is very clunky so that’s hard to avoid
@@jauwn understandable, i appreciate the attempt though.
Intro was really cool, love the way you keep the video itself visually interesting, it's very easy to just phone-in by just talking over gameplay of the video, but you showing the social media/game website, steam page, and then the game itself. If/when you move on from crypto/NFT slop when it hopefully dies, I am still gonna be here watching your dope videos. I hope one day you'll be able to cover a Diggles sequel lol
I'm liking the new production value that you're putting into the video! Though at least to me, the leap of some of the stuff is a bit jarring, at least enough that I for once thought of leaving a comment. I'm more of a fan of watching a video where it's 'a guy talking about stuff' which most of the other videos are like and most of this video is. It's mostly the intro that put me off a little. I do like some of the choices you made like the background music not making everything sound so silent and showing what song started playing.
it's all in the pursuit of exploring my creative abilities and editing powers, so some of it will be rough as i only improve over time. i appreciate the feedback though, i view the intros as my own way to express myself and make my videos unique though and definitely some people will be put off by it. Just the risk i take
The music title in the upper left is great! Pokémon contest was a perfect choice for showing that team lol
One must imagine Jauwn happy.
10:17 Even more baffling when the first voice is clearly a TTS voice, not an actor
17:19 It really hurts me when some of these "games" have (somehow) found a good idea and proceeded to ruin it. A battle royale where you force players to engage with each other not due to a shrinking safe-zone but steal each other's time like in the film triggered might've actually been an interesting idea.
We about to get fishy with this one ;)
UwU
0:39 prologned exposure to crypto games can give you a sudden desire to play League of Legends?! I wasn't gonna play them before but now I'm not going anywhere near them, that's a fate worse than death!
I mostly listen to these to prepare for sleep. The formulaic content and calm narration work really well. I really appreciated the part where you went "In case you are just listening" before describing things. xoxo
I hope to see a Jauwn Killer Whales video tbh.
Check the pinned comment and enjoy
Y'know, "dragons and guns" sounds alot cooler than VDSC actually is
Yeah, you're right. Better not let Activision see NFT paywalls be a thing.
Jauwn remains my favourite 'tuber that both makes fun of crypto bullshit and also is about to turn into an analogue horror at any moment.
Good on you for winning that contest sir against all the other fierce competition.
I like how Fishverse you play the Big the Cat fishing music.
Glad I wasn't the only one to notice
My computer blue screened while you were reading the disclaimer at the start and I freaked the fuck out.
No way deathspank gameplay, didn’t think anyone else ever played it
Picked it up on the last steam sale it’s a goofy game good for playing in bed
THANK YOU for including the songs you have in the background your taste in tracks is phenomenal and that Sonic CD song you got stuck in my head from past vids I was trying to remember its name good looks
I would like to recommend some crypto games you haven't review so far and are (or were) somewhat popular: Mir4 and Ni no Kuni Crossworlds, both are RPGs, idle/grindy/auto type RPG (like Black Desert). Mir4 was meh, Ni No Kuni was visually impressive, sad they had to use that IP for crypto BS
Ni No Kumi went crypto? Well that's even more disappointing
@@darkunykorn404 yes, for that game specifically, I don't remember what was the use the 2 tokens had within the game, I played it and grinded to level 70 and had a decent build and never had to use said tokens nor spend a dime on it, still not the ni no kuni experience you would expect. I'm not even sure what's the state of the game nowadays, I suppose it's still available for PC and android, it's free and if I remember correctly less than 15GB. I personally think it's worth a try if you like grindy and gacha MMORPGs, nothing is lost by trying it out
@@stmh9660 I have played it in the past actually! I love the aesthetics but the fact it was autoplay kind of turned me off a little. But I'm glad to hear the crypto didn't ruin the game (at least not too much), even though I don't play it anymore it was a cute little experience nonetheless
0:36 Love the black box warning!
Jauwn!
Come for the Crypto cringe.
Stay for the analogue horror!
Phantom galaxies is basically a crypto modern version of a robotek game I played on the PS1 a long, long time ago. With the ability to transform from robot mode, to semi robot mode, and jet mode.
I love the style of your videos
I don't know how much you get told this, but your dedication to ripping these "games" apart is truly remarkable. I don't have the patients or brain power to deal with what you've gone through.
23:04 jumpscared by TF2 Heavy in sonic racing ??
I am 1000% on board for the cruelty squad jauwn aesthetic
It's just Jauwn aesthetic it has nothing to do with that game
You forgot to add Mir4, multiplatform mmo-rpg that gave you tokens called dracos.
Basically, it's an idler rpg at this point.
I know about Mir4 but that will get its own video later on
I cant explain but the feeling of the culture behind these games is the same i get when playing cruelty squad
19:38
The 1060 Ti isn’t a thing, I looked it up, they never released one.
Haha that’s hilarious I didn’t even notice
Idk but the currency in that game being called MHUNT made me spit out my drink lmao
Steam me up Scotty