Thats because most schools only talk about MLK and Rosa Parks during black history month. Its both very funny and sad that what the kid got out of the rosa parks story was not about her fighting against racism but that she hated black people being in the back seat.
@DesTr069 That "organization" has levels to it. The "Grand Wizard" as they call it, will commonly have a red hood as opposed to white, to signify just how devoted they are to that cause. This is a crude oversimplification though.
I was thinking the same thing, but I don’t think most people are quite aware of the fact that, like any other gang of shitheads, there are levels and a hierarchy to it.
20:13 Imagine for a second this crucial moment didn't happen. The kid probably either can't look away from the events taking place in his parents' room or he keeps gaming knowing that he can never turn to one side even though he knows what's going on. In any way you spin it, a good sleep was not had that night.
16:00 I like to imagine the the granny wasn't bothered by the sex but was disgusted, that even while having sex, these kids can't get off their electronics
Raid spray, if it gets in your eye, requires an immediate ER visit because the acid will eat through your eyes. Water isn't enough so you need a chemical. The cat is lucky to have vision.
12:11 tbh this probably made so many kids afraid of butterflies because who the hell expects this in a kids cartoon? 27:30 CHATTER KILLED A BABY (through prayer)
YES, I DID, I KNEW IT WAS FUCKING STUPID BUT THAT GODDAMN CLOSEUP FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. IT'S ME AND THAT GUY VS THE WORLD I still can't get close to bugs, swat em and move em or whatever but the people that let them crawl all over? hell no, never.
10:55 I actually had a very similar experience but instead of books it was about wearing a hoodie. I like wearing hoodies inside and specifically my middle school didn’t like that. My teacher took my jacket for wearing the hoodie and I just USED THE SWEATSHIRT I WAS WEARING UNDER IT THAT ALSO HAD A HOOD ON and they couldn’t take it off because I was wearing it as a shirt so I didn’t have anything on underneath it. The teacher was not happy.
1:22 this was crazy lol. As the teacher I wouldve tried to shed some of the embarrassment by mentioning that the school principal never told me about Jamie, rather than have this entire group of children think im an asshole lmao
12:11 i saw this episode of thomas the tank engine with bees called james goes buzz buzz and as a 1 year old that shit TERRIFIED me. i’m 18 turning 19 and im still apprehensive around bees
"Sir, stop reading the book." "Why? You hate me reading? I'm just reading a masterpiece of political fiction" "No, sir, you are reading 'Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union'. Very loudly, I might add."
12:14 Heres one of two stories of mine that appeared in this vod The second one was the one about ringtones and the teacher saying i learned my lesson Ill let the comments find the timestamp for that one
@CONEY THANK YOU FOR MAKING YOUR VIDEOS LOUDER, ive been asking this in the comments for months. I watch the cringe confessionals with my gf (these and react wars are our favorites, we both love you a lot so thanks for the great content) and as soon as the video plays the first thing she said was "oh shit coney finally fixed the volume!" It could still be a bit louder so we can all hear when we walk away from the computer, but this is so much better thank you. Also a small request, like I said I watch these with my gf and we both love you a lot, its my birthday on monday and it would mean a lot to me if you could just say something like "FELLAS, I just wanted to say hi to Sav and hope yall have a great day" or some shit like that here or especially in the beginning/end of the next confessionals video to her. I doubt you'll see this but its worth a try. Anyways, love you, been a huge fan for almost a decade from you being my fav commentator in smash and now on youtube thanks for always making our day you are genuinely appreciated fr
The implications i got was that it was a psychological response to the trauma. My reasoning being if the vocal cords were damaged there would be visible scarring where it was and around that area. I've read about people losing their voice as a result of a traumatic event
As someone who trained with nunchucks and was terrible at it, I am fairly certain I have made myself infertile by obliterating my nuts with that thing, I relate to that guy so much xd Editing: I‘m horrible at spelling
10:59 I once got a book taken away from me in Chemistry class. The book was Elements by Theodore Gray, a nonfiction book about the elements of the periodic table and their physical properties. Guess what we were learning about in class that day 😑
The story at 18:36 is bothering me for a really stupid reason. I'm trying to understand what architecture could possibly result in being able to see directly through a window of the building, through another window in the building. Is the house in like a c shape? I can't tell if I'm missing something here, or did this person live in a non euclidean house?
I’m still waiting for Coney’s confession
there was that one about him really having to shit during a smash commentary a while ago
@@duk6120No. It was one of the poop boy stories of episode 2
Poop boy!
there's at least 4 every stream
I feel like the 5,000$ booty call is coneys cringe confession
"You can cheat, you just have to be sneaky about it. Cheat wisely." - Relationship advice from a married dad
I loved when Coney said “It’s cringing time” and then all of the poop stories came in.
Good comment, 4546Bean! I also loved your second comment, which was equally ROFL-worthy. I hope you achieve the comedy you strive for ❤️
@@0_Cardboard_0I thought RUclips removed my comment so I tried to post it again
"You people" is CRAZY 😭
He especially waited for this month, too
Thats because most schools only talk about MLK and Rosa Parks during black history month. Its both very funny and sad that what the kid got out of the rosa parks story was not about her fighting against racism but that she hated black people being in the back seat.
7:40 Coney picking quite literally the ONLY color that could make it worse is hilarious
Why is that, exactly? I am clueless on this one hahaha
@DesTr069 That "organization" has levels to it. The "Grand Wizard" as they call it, will commonly have a red hood as opposed to white, to signify just how devoted they are to that cause. This is a crude oversimplification though.
Oh _no_
I was thinking the same thing, but I don’t think most people are quite aware of the fact that, like any other gang of shitheads, there are levels and a hierarchy to it.
@@DesTr069He would've gone from member to the grand wizard man
20:13 Imagine for a second this crucial moment didn't happen. The kid probably either can't look away from the events taking place in his parents' room or he keeps gaming knowing that he can never turn to one side even though he knows what's going on. In any way you spin it, a good sleep was not had that night.
16:00 I like to imagine the the granny wasn't bothered by the sex but was disgusted, that even while having sex, these kids can't get off their electronics
Civilization was to complicated for her
The amount of accidental racism in this one is inspiring, is this WoolieVS?
Edit: oh my god that chatter killed a baby!
The racism on WoolieVS is rarely accidental. [1]
I would like to think that edit was made in the church
14:45 depending when that story took place, its completely possible they didnt have corn. as someone who stocked shelves in a kroger
Also depends on whether canned corn was acceptable or if this was a cob only event.
I thought it was like a thing that the USA is covered in corn fields lmao
Raid spray, if it gets in your eye, requires an immediate ER visit because the acid will eat through your eyes. Water isn't enough so you need a chemical. The cat is lucky to have vision.
Oh my God, that’s horrific
That one was made for sure
12:11 tbh this probably made so many kids afraid of butterflies because who the hell expects this in a kids cartoon?
27:30 CHATTER KILLED A BABY (through prayer)
Anything is possible through prayer 🙏
YES, I DID, I KNEW IT WAS FUCKING STUPID BUT THAT GODDAMN CLOSEUP FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. IT'S ME AND THAT GUY VS THE WORLD
I still can't get close to bugs, swat em and move em or whatever but the people that let them crawl all over? hell no, never.
What's crazy is that I had a fear of butterflies growing up, but I never pieced together that this episode might be why
10:55 I actually had a very similar experience but instead of books it was about wearing a hoodie. I like wearing hoodies inside and specifically my middle school didn’t like that. My teacher took my jacket for wearing the hoodie and I just USED THE SWEATSHIRT I WAS WEARING UNDER IT THAT ALSO HAD A HOOD ON and they couldn’t take it off because I was wearing it as a shirt so I didn’t have anything on underneath it. The teacher was not happy.
12:14 That SpongeBob episode scarred a whole generation of kids, don’t worry chatter I understand
"I was completely speechless" yeah he was too.
Describing monarch butterflies as "basic orange butterflies" like videogame item tiers, or level one enemies you defeat before you get a real weapon.
glad I'm not the only one who gained an irrational fear of butterflies after that ep and still winced slightly when you showed the clip again.
Same, I absolutely hate butterflys, and insects in general because of this episode. The noise is horrible
I literally had nightmares about butterflies because of that episode
This is one of my favorite series
"You're gonna let SpongeBob control the rest of your life like this"
Yes.
1:22 this was crazy lol. As the teacher I wouldve tried to shed some of the embarrassment by mentioning that the school principal never told me about Jamie, rather than have this entire group of children think im an asshole lmao
12:11 i saw this episode of thomas the tank engine with bees called james goes buzz buzz and as a 1 year old that shit TERRIFIED me. i’m 18 turning 19 and im still apprehensive around bees
Aren't we all
that $50 is taking hush money to a whole new level
8:25 NO FUCKING WAY 😂
“LOOK AT THIS BUFOON”
This might be my favorite Cringe Confessional yet.
Okay but the mom in sgt frog is crazy hot
i was gonna think you were a freak and that it was just like an older frog with pearls but no that is a human woman. wtf is going on in sgt frog?
The one about the guy with the endless supply of books in his bag is one of the funniest stories yet XD
There’s neurological complications like Broca’s and Wernicke’s aphasia that could have caused that kid to not be able to speak
The tootsie roll story is lowkey one of the funniest stories I’ve heard on here
21:31 bro really hit him with the “YOU people” I’m sobbing
"Sir, stop reading the book."
"Why? You hate me reading? I'm just reading a masterpiece of political fiction"
"No, sir, you are reading 'Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union'. Very loudly, I might add."
Last story dude hit the church with the Commentators Curse
4:56 Rod pronounced "grade" correctly??????????
Edit: 10:20 Hihbschool
Most aggressive Coney opening so far
I’m so happy I caught this cringe fest live! It was so funny being there with coney and chat reaction along with them
I was to born to react baby
YOU DID CRINGE CONFESSIONAL ON MY BIRTHDAY???? I HAD NO CLUE!!!
one day away until mines yipee
Happy birthday!
hes done one on my birthday too
Happy birthday!
Doxxed EZ
12:14
Heres one of two stories of mine that appeared in this vod
The second one was the one about ringtones and the teacher saying i learned my lesson
Ill let the comments find the timestamp for that one
I hope you can get over your fear of butterflies one day
@@Lanman106 actually I've graduated from "fear of butterflies" to "general fear of insects except for ants and houseflies"
@@burbusburbus8782 haha! Good for you man. That is basically where I'm at. I especially hate spiders and centipedes.
I loved when coney said “It’s cringing time” and the everyone pooped their pants!
I loved when you left two equally cringe comments on a cringe confessional video, very fitting
@@sadchild9478😬😬😬😬
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if Coney was real
It's Cringe o'clock gentlemen.
8:36 if they’re all in theatre class together I mean you have to be ready for that.
Man the Tootsie Roll stories are ALWAYS LEGENDARY
@CONEY THANK YOU FOR MAKING YOUR VIDEOS LOUDER, ive been asking this in the comments for months. I watch the cringe confessionals with my gf (these and react wars are our favorites, we both love you a lot so thanks for the great content) and as soon as the video plays the first thing she said was "oh shit coney finally fixed the volume!" It could still be a bit louder so we can all hear when we walk away from the computer, but this is so much better thank you. Also a small request, like I said I watch these with my gf and we both love you a lot, its my birthday on monday and it would mean a lot to me if you could just say something like "FELLAS, I just wanted to say hi to Sav and hope yall have a great day" or some shit like that here or especially in the beginning/end of the next confessionals video to her. I doubt you'll see this but its worth a try. Anyways, love you, been a huge fan for almost a decade from you being my fav commentator in smash and now on youtube thanks for always making our day you are genuinely appreciated fr
Watched this in the break room with the volume up
Coney your headrest is backwards
Bro took inspiration from that story when he picked his costume at the Ludwig event 💀
Coney kinda real for that ngl. Also, I haven't seen that Spongebob episode in like 20 years. What a flashback!
Cringe Confessional is the only show that I have to watch as soon as i see the notification
Just imagining someone saying “Ok thanks corn guy” is sending me lmfao
This is a dangerous video to watch at work. I have died laughing multiple times
Dammit now I WANT SGT FROG
I work at Culver's, and I can confirm we do have soup. Every day we have Chili and Chicken Noodle Soup, and a third "soup of the day"
How has Coney never heard of damaged vocal cords.
The implications i got was that it was a psychological response to the trauma. My reasoning being if the vocal cords were damaged there would be visible scarring where it was and around that area. I've read about people losing their voice as a result of a traumatic event
Do NOT mess with General X 💀
For the first one, somebody didn’t read their IEP’s
As someone who trained with nunchucks and was terrible at it, I am fairly certain I have made myself infertile by obliterating my nuts with that thing, I relate to that guy so much xd
Editing: I‘m horrible at spelling
0:02 Ever heard of RWBY?
Sgt frog looks rlly cute tho!
Jamie is Coney's strongest chatter now
10:59 I once got a book taken away from me in Chemistry class. The book was Elements by Theodore Gray, a nonfiction book about the elements of the periodic table and their physical properties. Guess what we were learning about in class that day 😑
The story at 18:36 is bothering me for a really stupid reason. I'm trying to understand what architecture could possibly result in being able to see directly through a window of the building, through another window in the building. Is the house in like a c shape? I can't tell if I'm missing something here, or did this person live in a non euclidean house?
I fear for when mine comes up, it is painful beyond painful and the way i wrote it doesnt even go over all the pain it has
my name is jamie, autoplayed onto this video, didn't notice, and i was so confused
These streams always make me laugh like crazy 😂😂
I keep waiting for my dumb story appear, even though it’s somewhat boring
I forget he has hair sometimes. I always think he’s balding
that's the thing, he's baldING
Coney's current haircut is gotta be s mullet right? He's got to admit that someday XD
Best Coney series 🔥🐐🔥
Coney FanFiction Must have a lot of poop involved
My ass is never getting the culver's soup
cringin time
General X
Ope. My story made it 😅
Sergeant frog=Naruto
rip coney
I don't know how this works, because I'm GENERAL SCALESSSS
the coney will live
That poor cat 😭😭😭
I love Keroro Gunsou (Sgt. Frog), but I did not know someone made a hentai comic of Sgt. Frog, and frankly I didn't want to know
it's anime so why wouldn't there be?
*THE CRINGE HAS PULLED US ALL BACK HERE ONCE AGAIN.*
(God dang 10 seconds ago??? And I’m 5th?)
You're too slow.
24:30 is so damn funny
3rd book must be mid as hell
Rosa Parxist
I like the one where
10:00 awww. W parents fr. That was hella fucked of you but W parents.
what is that thumbnail coney?
Insanity
no no coney... red is worse
LiKe ThE vIdEo!!!
Why did you end on babycide?
Edginu
Hi coneball
CRIINGGGGEEEE
NEW CRINGE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So cringe
🍷🗿
Disliked the video because cheating is not cool. Not cool coney
The only Coney contact I don't watch.
Content*
ok
Thanks for sharing!🎉
Did I hurt them
@@Slyith444no?
I know 10:14 is probably a joke, but come on dude. Really? You're better than this. Mal doesn't deserve that.
He probably slept on the floor for that one
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