23:42 i was so utterly horrified from what i had heard that i dropped my bag of doritos on the floor, in disbelief of the horror my ears had witnessed.
Deadass, the Domino's outfit bit is funny. From my experience when I was in high-school, dressing ridiculous is generally cool as long as you're confident. My best advice to people worried about being weird in school is, if you think something might be uncool, lean into it twice as much as do it casually. Maybe it'll still be uncool, but it will almost always be much cooler than being ashamed.
Coney has to be a brony It'd be one thing if the thumbnail was like... twilight and pinkie, but Spitfire is not a commonly know character, and she's constantly shipped with Rainbow Dash, especially in porn. This man has clopped.
I think we all forgot in this episode that the worst thing she can do is salute you. And we can finally add to the rogue's gallery of recurring characters. We now have one-armed girl, teachers, and people who can't tie their shoes. Now we wait for the chatter who can't whistle to return.
@@DrSwazzthe second you realize you can draw your own porn it’s like reaching nirvana as an artist. Literally every artist I’ve known including myself has drawn porn.
In case you all didn't know, handicap bathroom stalls are not the same as handicap parking spaces. You don't actually need to be handicapped to use handicap bathroom stalls. They're just there because it's easier for people in wheelchairs. Think about it. If all the stalls are occupied, you have to wait. Same with them, except they have fewer stalls that they can use. So it's not illegal to use handicap stalls, and you shouldn't feel bad for using them.
The closest experience I have to that dan story is there was a kid in my HS who was a CERTIFIED quiet white kid. He always wore a button up black shirt, brought his thick black and red gaming PC to school, and I saw that his phone background was heavily passionate nick x judy zootopia art.
20:45 The thing about this story is that some parents will encourage this because they think someone will come up to you because you have the same interests so the submitter's mom probably had no idea how bad that really was
20:30 In my senior year of high school, my friends and I would dress up for class in suits every other other Friday. It was pretty fun having people question it
As soon as the bot said, "Trouble," I immediately knew what was about to happen. The issues' covers look like CP. Marvel was on some freak shit in the early 2000s trying to dig themselves out of bankruptcy.
With the disabled toilet stall thing, tbh, that boy shouldn’t be looking at him like that because for all he knows this person could have had a disability that isn’t as visible or obvious but does make the stall helpful. Not all disabilities are immediately recognizable just looking at someone. They often get referred to as “invisible disabilities” and not all of them are necessarily physical either. Like maybe someone has claustrophobia and the regular sized stalls are too small for them and can give them panic attacks. I understand his annoyance but it’s a good rule of thumb not to assume with those things.
i was under the impression that the middle school play nazi salute one was fake, until i saw at the end that anon lived in tennessee, and then it all made sense
I learned how to tie my shoes after an hour of trial and error when I was 7. Then again, I also learned my left and rights when I was 9 so I'm not that advanced.
The bathroom kid made a smart move. The excuse is believable enough in context and won't get too much pushback and now, no one needs to know. It goes to his grave....and to everyone on the Coney stream. Merry Cringemas.
I can just imagine the PE teacher next day coming up to their student "I'm sorry you have no father in your life. Let me teach you how to tie your shoes.
23:00 This is one of the worst stories I’ve ever heard on Cringe Confessional. There have been worse, but this one is up there. This story is a great example of why light bullying should be encouraged more.
4:51 uh oh 11:53 the look 15:09 AHAHAHAHHAHA 15:48 oh my god bro💀 16:38 incredible 18:24 meh 23:32 holy christ 24:36 oh damn 26:00 incredible 26:04 WHAAAAAAAT 27:42 wow 28:50 that’s kind of a women moment ain’t gon lie. This is the one case where it is
Excellent mom in the shoe tieing (tying?) story. Kind of weird that dude doesn't know how but the teacher shouldn't have been talking crap like that. Good friend too. Just helping put a bro without asking questions.
He mentioned being at least half a year (Pretty sure it was more) behind on submissions a couple episodes ago. So probably expect it to take a while longer
idk if you ever figured it out but you can submit a story whenever, im pretty sure Coney goes through stories based on when they were submitted meaning it could be months until it's actually read
I think its really funny that so far Coney saying "Like the video" has still never made the like button light up
He said it so much, it hasnt lit up once 😭
The cringe must’ve killed the like button.
WTF
whatt the fart@@CONEYZZ
@@CONEYZZ swearing?? on CHRISTMAS??? you BITCH
Coney saying “Everypony” was not on my bucket list
23:42 i was so utterly horrified from what i had heard that i dropped my bag of doritos on the floor, in disbelief of the horror my ears had witnessed.
28:48 I did not expect Coney to react that way, I almost died laughing lmaoooo
Missed in the VOD:
“Break them up and get with the guy”
MGTOW Moment
I actually cried laughing. Applied a snapchat filter and laughed my way into a migraine. it was amazing,.@@DoMorrMusic
For me that moment was 26:06, he almost choked on his surprise
Deadass, the Domino's outfit bit is funny. From my experience when I was in high-school, dressing ridiculous is generally cool as long as you're confident.
My best advice to people worried about being weird in school is, if you think something might be uncool, lean into it twice as much as do it casually. Maybe it'll still be uncool, but it will almost always be much cooler than being ashamed.
Merry Cringemas
Poor dude who got his ass played like bongos by a random kid lol
Donkey kong type shit
Coney has to be a brony
It'd be one thing if the thumbnail was like... twilight and pinkie, but Spitfire is not a commonly know character, and she's constantly shipped with Rainbow Dash, especially in porn.
This man has clopped.
Yeah, I was like "How the fuck do you know Spitfire."
Does Coney make the thumbnails for each video or are they done by the editors? if its the former then Coney has definitely watched MLP with Juliette
i didn't even know who that character was i just recognized the franchise and implications and clicked on the video for cringe
While other people ask for a car or toys for Christmas, coney viewers get the greatest gift of all, a cringemas edition cringe confessional.
I think we all forgot in this episode that the worst thing she can do is salute you.
And we can finally add to the rogue's gallery of recurring characters. We now have one-armed girl, teachers, and people who can't tie their shoes. Now we wait for the chatter who can't whistle to return.
As soon as that one kid was called a 'really talented artist' his fate was sealed
I 100% knew where this was going because I am also an artist. It’s a double-edged sword man
@@DrSwazzthe second you realize you can draw your own porn it’s like reaching nirvana as an artist. Literally every artist I’ve known including myself has drawn porn.
@@Blacktoothoneil Well there's a massive difference between porn and really good porn lol. You have to know anatomy to make it really good
@@DrSwazz well yeah, but you should also learn anatomy as an artist anyway. It helps make characters that feel more real.
@@Blacktoothoneil Precisely. Porn is just a natural motivator to learn the fundamentals 🤔
28:25 don’t worry you’re not the only person she got with that😅
In case you all didn't know, handicap bathroom stalls are not the same as handicap parking spaces. You don't actually need to be handicapped to use handicap bathroom stalls. They're just there because it's easier for people in wheelchairs. Think about it. If all the stalls are occupied, you have to wait. Same with them, except they have fewer stalls that they can use. So it's not illegal to use handicap stalls, and you shouldn't feel bad for using them.
I will not fall prey to your dastardly tricks! You literally never need the handicap stall
@@dc49154its useful for trans/nonbinary people,as well as people who are just socially anxious
Correct, but that doesn't mean that you should sit there for 15 minutes attackin in the clan war
If you don’t have to use the handicap stall then don’t. Simple.
@@thewalrus8396 How about I do anyway
The closest experience I have to that dan story is there was a kid in my HS who was a CERTIFIED quiet white kid. He always wore a button up black shirt, brought his thick black and red gaming PC to school, and I saw that his phone background was heavily passionate nick x judy zootopia art.
20:45 The thing about this story is that some parents will encourage this because they think someone will come up to you because you have the same interests so the submitter's mom probably had no idea how bad that really was
20:30 In my senior year of high school, my friends and I would dress up for class in suits every other other Friday. It was pretty fun having people question it
can confirm
I love that that teacher took offense to someone sneezing twice; I once sneezed 7 times in a row and my teacher joked about how it broke her record
MERRY CRINGEMAS CONEY
Why have I only now realized that coney is the Grinch
Hi Lupin. What did you steal for the holiday season?
Crinch
coney really said "hooves up? hooves up?" i'm DEAAAD
We wish you a merry cringemas
We wish you a merry cringemas
We wish you a merry cringemas
And a new Coney stream
As soon as the bot said, "Trouble," I immediately knew what was about to happen. The issues' covers look like CP. Marvel was on some freak shit in the early 2000s trying to dig themselves out of bankruptcy.
With the disabled toilet stall thing, tbh, that boy shouldn’t be looking at him like that because for all he knows this person could have had a disability that isn’t as visible or obvious but does make the stall helpful. Not all disabilities are immediately recognizable just looking at someone. They often get referred to as “invisible disabilities” and not all of them are necessarily physical either. Like maybe someone has claustrophobia and the regular sized stalls are too small for them and can give them panic attacks. I understand his annoyance but it’s a good rule of thumb not to assume with those things.
MERRY CHRISTMAS CONEY HAVE A BLESSED HOLIDAY
Coney you should do CHAD Confessional where people relate cool stories form their life
April fools stream
This is what I was hoping to find under the tree! Merry Cringemas Coney, and a happy Toyotathon!
Is this the like button? 🤔
i was under the impression that the middle school play nazi salute one was fake, until i saw at the end that anon lived in tennessee, and then it all made sense
crazy how santa knew i had "new cringe confessional video" on my wish list
9:08 I got hit by an "ew" 4 years ago by a girl I liked at the time
my condolences
20:54 Story is an impractical joker in disguise
when that one guy said that thing that made me laugh
I learned how to tie my shoes after an hour of trial and error when I was 7. Then again, I also learned my left and rights when I was 9 so I'm not that advanced.
Cosplaying a dominos employee to school is kinda awesome
This is what happens when coney gets mustard for Christmas
20:14 I have a friend who does that almost every other week for any event in class, it’s very silly but the teachers enjoy it.
THE BATHROOM BONGOS GREMLIN ICANT
Merry Christmas! I mean MERRY CRINGEMAS EVERYONE!
12:30 Miss opportunity to say Power Dunk. I’m mildly disappointed even though I’m not a huge Smash fan.
The bathroom kid made a smart move. The excuse is believable enough in context and won't get too much pushback and now, no one needs to know. It goes to his grave....and to everyone on the Coney stream.
Merry Cringemas.
Yes, yes it did work Coney, After knowing of you after 12 plus years I have finally subbed.
Merry Cringemas, everybody! 🥶🎄
More cringe confessional? It's a Christmas miracle
The man... the myth... the legend... with the best series on RUclips...
A gift from Coney?!
Merry Christmas indeed
I too also choose not to have seizures. It has worked 100% of the time.
The entire bongo story I was like "It's not his dad it's not his dad it's not his dad it's not his dad." And hey I was right.
It's crinky cromgemas as atrioc would say! Cringe is dead but this sure is entertaining!
Getting two Velcro kid stories was a fun surprise
MERRY CRINGEMAS CONEY THANK YOU FOR THE AMAZING MOVIES
I can just imagine the PE teacher next day coming up to their student "I'm sorry you have no father in your life. Let me teach you how to tie your shoes.
Coney viewers creating the literal Anti Christ of Drip
28:24
Oh no
Just when I thought CC couldn't surprise me, we get hit with a peepotalk chatter. Excellent!
23:00 This is one of the worst stories I’ve ever heard on Cringe Confessional. There have been worse, but this one is up there. This story is a great example of why light bullying should be encouraged more.
like the video did not work, subscribe did work. :) 0:20
Cringemas is the best line ever and I love it
My favorite series on the channel!
merry cringemas and a happy holidays to all
It worked Coney, I liked and subscribed, and now I am commenting to tell you that it worked
Coney's Christmas Cringe Confessional ft. Chat C.C.C.C.C.
Bro the 1st "cringe" confession is a flex
Yes the perfect Cringemas gift!!!
Coney was having a great day in this video, he was R E A C T I N G
YOOOOO CHRISTMAS CONEY
Merry Christmas coney
It worked. Im weak
The best series on the channel
29:07 han tyumi jumpscare
Marry Christmas Coney!!!
The Velcro shoe thing is so real
I liked before watching because I wanted to show I would like these more often. 😊
It worked, Coney I liked and subscribed.
Merry cringemas!
Free coney engagement (merry christmas)
Rock-a-doodle - memory unlocked 😮
Don't you have to say "Like Button" and "Subscribe button" for it to light up? Didn't do anything on my end
4:06 lol oh man
4:51 uh oh
11:53 the look
15:09 AHAHAHAHHAHA
15:48 oh my god bro💀
16:38 incredible
18:24 meh
23:32 holy christ
24:36 oh damn
26:00 incredible
26:04 WHAAAAAAAT
27:42 wow
28:50 that’s kind of a women moment ain’t gon lie. This is the one case where it is
23:35 Okay but now I’m curious what characters there were
Coney please don't use "clop" as a verb next time LMAOOO doesheknow
coney def got mustard for christmas
Does anyone know what song that starts at 18:37? I think it's from Gran Turismo, but I have no idea what song or game.
I dont care if people thing Cargo shorts are ugly, THEY WILL NOT TAKE MY POCKETS!!!
20:37 disagree
Thanks to coney I have remembered to like the video
26:17 put me to tears
Great movie, that's a 5
Same
One of the best cringe confessionals. A lot of good stories and good bits all around. Merry Christmas y’all!
It worked coney, it worked.
Free coney engagement
Excellent mom in the shoe tieing (tying?) story. Kind of weird that dude doesn't know how but the teacher shouldn't have been talking crap like that. Good friend too. Just helping put a bro without asking questions.
Ye tying, weird word innit?
@illford6921 I thought it was tying but autocorrect wasn't showing it as an option. It is now so maybe I just missed it.
Not that excellent as a good mom wouldn't allow her kid to not learn such a basic common skill.
What does AWOL mean in the context of a Coney stream chat? Lol
Happy valentines day my maidenless streamer
IT WORKED CONEY I LIKED THE VIDEO
WOW I can't believe it worked! I DID like the video!
I have liked the video coney (I usually don't but you're pretty convincing)
HAVE A VERY CONEY CRINGEMAS
I put in a confession a month or 2 ago, how long does it usually take to get to each story?
He mentioned being at least half a year (Pretty sure it was more) behind on submissions a couple episodes ago. So probably expect it to take a while longer
Since these only come once a month, expect your submission to come up prob sometime middle of next year
If you're picked at all
@@dann112211 And if you are picked, it might not make it into the YT vid
@@Chumpal it's gotta be more 'cause my submission was in this stream and I wrote that over a year ago.
It actually worked on me. I was already subbed but I liked the video
Anyone know how to get your story on there? Do you just submit it or do you have to when he's doing it?
idk if you ever figured it out but you can submit a story whenever, im pretty sure Coney goes through stories based on when they were submitted meaning it could be months until it's actually read
Still think about that little toilet gremlin story...
IT WORKED MAN
Bro it worked so well tht fter he told me tos croll down and sub i had already dun it without knowing... masterful
Wait so was the my little pont drawing the dudes? Or was it commissioned?