Classic youtube. The only way to know why your video got removed is by using a third party site, twitter, and using a mob of followers to ask why your video was removed.
This video won’t be removed by RUclips one because it’s a lie to it makes white people look bad three it makes Black people look good they would never remove this video
@@TrashmanCZ Nation of Islam that basically is like a mix of Islam and Scientology. It has incredibly wild beliefs, including Yakub creating white people, yeah.
@@Kahgro also Yakubs white people were so powerful they defeated the black Meccans despite them having laser weapons and the white people only having sticks. This almost seems racist to black people too
The reason the yakubians did so well was absent fatherism. father of the black race was distant, impoten, andjust wantedt his kids to vibe. Yakub gave his children purpose and held them to a standard so they acceled
I immediately found this comic story and bought it on Amazon " Yakub , the father of the white devil race " by Frank Edward ( who I can find very little info about with basic searches)
None of you know your history. The day is now when all of you will learn, since most of you refuse facts in your rebellious nature. We understand though; all your negative comments prove it all. None of you know the reason you've been given pork and are so in-love with consuming it and cannot fathom why others don't touch it. Even though it's written throughout your own holy book, stating reasons to never eat it... you sill consume it. It is your nature; no one can change something out of their nature.
After everyone dismantled Graham Hancock's Atlantis Younger Dryas Impact theories, Hancock pivoted to finding archaeological evidence for Yakub's breeding pits on Patmos. Netflix financed the whole thing.
I am the white man. I am inside your walls. Do not take your schizophrenia pills. The white man owns the pharmaceutical companies. @@obijuanquenobi1911
@@iminyomommy7889 it's both actually, it's nation of gods and earths teachings that clarence pretty much ran with, that is still apart of the N.O.I. but they are gradually just going by more islamic and what the founder teaches as a mixture. prior, it was just this and the saviors teachings, master Fard Muhammed. we used to get books and pamphlets to read and learn the history, this is the first pages.
I don't like the Nation of Islam in any way, but I honestly have my doubts they really believe in Yakub. I can't imagine that the story of him was often thought and when I look at interviews given by figures like Elijah Muhammad, like there's a lot of silly stuff he says, but he doesn't openly speak of Yakub It's like with Scientology were the absolute majority of followers did not even know of Xenu until South Park covered it. If hip hop culture didn't make references to Yakub leading to his story becoming rather prominent on the internet, I think most NOI followers would've never known of Yakub
@@juannaym8488 idk about islam but black do believed all this whole heartedly recently i got called "YT" in fb pages about black supremacists literally they said black man is the king of all race, and somehow white caveman overthrow them and stole their achievement
@@juannaym8488 simple explanation inner cult, outer cult typical cult structure = bunch of lunatics start a cult -> they develop an inner hierarchy as they expand (some are more equal than others type beat) -> starts forming outer hierarchy in order to support the inner hierarchy (ponzi scheme) -> outer layers are far removed so as to facilitate their purpose as resource generators honestly applies to more than cults ngl but yeah that's the structure pretty much won't name names so i don't get assassinated in fortnite by the holy inquisition of globalist lizards 😶
My favourite part is Yakuub being smart from having a giant head, confirming phrenology as the legitimate science we all know it to be (I have 10 sets of callipers)
This is not something MasterofRoflness made up this is what BLKnats actually believe. A guy by the name EZ PZ made a hilarious series about the crazy beliefs of Nation of Islam and its splinter groups
@a.h_gamba no not really. It's kind of like how Mormons are "christians" but believe you can become your own God of your own reality if you give God the proper masonic handshakes after you die.
I made a shirt like 5 years ago that said "All my brothers and sisters rejoice, for Yakub is with us" with a picture of that goofy mfer and the Black Nationalists that hung out near our cities park got mad and told me I couldn't wear it lmao
Legends say, that my people were a peaceful race who ruled over Zeelandia. But the during the Finno-Korean Hyperion War, the Finns murdered Posidon and Neptune's step dad, ushering in a Great Flood that sunk our continent. The more civilised group of survivors escaped the flood by building boats and became the Polynesians, while the more Radical Elements hijacked Korean Spaceships that belonged to the Daimyo of the Yirpan Peninsula, and escaped into the wider galaxy, becoming today's Bantha riding Mandaloreans. The echos of that bloody forgotten War are still felt today, throughout the Galaxy, like a Bantha with hemarroids.
I’m disappointed you failed to mention the caucazoids were banned from the afterlife due to the soul being inseparable from the black germ, so Yakub created a nexus of infinity circuits that connect every pyramid, European house of government and Cracker Barrel to house the residual energies of passed caucazoids until they can be reincarnated in hyperborea to start Ragnarok under the command of cyber-yakub on his platinum throne.
There's a reason these cults don't let out the whole story at once to new recruits. Imagine dedicating your life & soul to a group, praying, meditating, everyday, trying to know God. After many years of study, you're finally deemed ready to hear to secret truths hidden from common vulgarians... Yakub? Yakub? I've been worshiping mother-fucking Yakub?!?
What they don't teach you in school is that the extinction of the dinosaurs was actually caused by a species of sauropod called Nigersaurus, which ate so many plants, especially watermelons, that the ecosystems of that time collapsed.
We, the collective individuals invoking this colloquial assertion, assert that there exists a historical narrative wherein we, as members of a specific ethnic or cultural group, lay claim to a lineage of noble ancestry, specifically likening ourselves to the illustrious rulers of ancient civilizations, particularly those within the context of African history.
It's cute that their logic is that being smart must mean you have a bigger head, and how they couldn't think of an explosive other than dynamite, so that's what Moses used.
The Wypipo were eventually quarantined to the island of madagascar after the finno-korean hyperwar concluded, but they developed titan shifting technology and set loose a rumbling that caused the mud floods that obscure pre-history
@@robertmcdougall1144 I mean half the worlds population is asains and they have among the highest IQs. So clearly soy isn't that bad if fertility and intelligence clearly aren't effected.
The dishonourable Elijah really thought he was cooking when he said that humanity was able to develop one of the most advanced civilizations without the knowledge or understanding of magnets
@@zedtheexplorer5206 that is only because our crude and inefficient systems use electricity for power, instead of Ether like a truly civilized people would
@@EllipticalReasoning That's vacuum energy, and there is no responsible way to utilize it. You HAVE to give back as much as you take, else vacuum collapse eats the universe sooner than later.
@@EllipticalReasoningok but magnestism is still a pretty important force when looking at what holds atoms and matter in general together. It would be impossible to miss if your society became that advanced
@@rafewheadon1963 shut up you fucking weeb. Go wack off to Pokemon some more. I am a direct descendant of Yakubs devious actions. I was put on this earth to spread racism and shit vibes
@Alex.ander.funny, I could literally just prime the melanin receptors in your skin to overproduce melanin and tada, you're black,with that thin of a line separating you from people you call unintelligent you must be so daft, your parents have to be siblings
Putin was one of the 300 but had microdosed himself with dioxin for years in order to build up an immunity. The trinitrotoluene in the dynamite was unable to penetrate the sheen of dioxin sweat produced by Putin's constant raving, and so he lived. His mother's maiden name was Yakubovich so he was able to escape by using her passport, modified with a hastily pasted on photo of Webster.
@@DAWuuD_7890 I would suggest watching "Banned Mormon Cartoon - EXTENDED VERSION" by Jeremiah Films. It has been confirmed by many mormons to be what the mormon church actually teaches.
*black nationalist. It's like saying white documentaries be like , then putting some white people theories like Africa never had writing , or wheel or lived in only mud huts. Come on Google exist.
No, it's just one cult and it's subsets. Most Black people don't believe this. And Furthermore, Cleopatra(2023) does not represent most Black documentaries which are much more grounded and fact-based.
That's not the Nation of Islam, you're thinking of the Nation of Gods and Earths. Their definition of God doesn't mean the same thing as the Christian definition of God, although they are narcissistic.
Literally respectable for everything is true narcissism, its amazing it goes from “We the most powerful in the world” to “were the biggest victim in the world”
I was one of the original follower circle of Lord Yakub. I can confirm this is total history and based upon social integrity and Interst of original "Lord Yakub". He deliberately delayed Prosperity in Eastern Africa to Humanize Gorillas, Creating most valiant society within Gorillian Society, Documented on "Donkey Kong" Franchise And Kingkong VS Godzilla 1995 Edition.
@@FlorHuangThey think Germans were black to cope and say Bethoven and queen Charlotte of Britain were black due to German blood in them, yea that's no Joke they also think Hitler was the one replacing the original black Germans with the white ones completly ignoring footage and pictures of the German empire before 1933. 💀
@@elmerjfapp5730 J.R.R. Tolkien claimed that his work is NOT allegory. Anyone with a functioning brain can imagine that he simply didn't want to get in trouble for the political ramifications of claiming otherwise.
I've always loved how ~75% of the whole "Mah boy Yakub made the white people who then overthrew a powerful empire despite being savages" story could be equally plausibly told by white nationalists and black nationalists. They would literally tell the same story.
It’s going from “we’re the most power race in the world” to “were the biggest victims in the world”. It’s just a change in the order of those phases that relate to the nationalists
@@Teeveepicksures There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. -Booker T Washington He knew what a grift was back in too
This isn't all of africa who believes this, genius this is just one cult/religion. Africans have more lore and history than just this simple belief, also this gives very western African American vibes. Africans on some other shit.
It’s literally a meme and Europeans had hitler who believed white people came from Atlantis 😂 and built ancient Egypt. In fact during the late 19th and early 20th century white people pretended like they were ancient Egyptians, ancient Greeks etc the biggest cope comes from You clowns.
Even surface level knowledge of each nations history guarantees that youll never be able to have pride in your ancestry again. Trust me im german. And trust your nations history that it also has at least one ethnic cleansing in some shape or form.
@@clarence_claymore. only "woke" people believe this, instead of grouping the rest into this ideology. ask your average black person about this lore and they'd call you crazy
I have a Master’s Degree in Hoodwinking and a Bachelor’s Degree in Bamboozling. I almost got an Associate’s Degree in Tricknology but I was led astray by Becky with the good hair.
"Give me Revelation Chapta' wun verse fo-teen!" "Who gots da wooly hair huh? What color do bronze be? Does not the wino have bloodshot fiery eyes?" "Say what?" "We wuz da chozin wunz n shiyidt!" "Say it again!" "Kangz!"
Ah yes the wheel will be extremely useful in a dense rainforest or on sand My previous reply to @jansonrawlings8169 got deleted, so I am putting one here: 1) You cherrypicked 3 Sahelian African countries, yet the majority of Africa is rainforest. 2) Wheels are not useful on sand. Modern cars have trouble driving in sand, yet you think ox-pulled wheeled carts would have been useful? 3) Wheels would have been slower than the horses that they used in those countries.
So this is the "real history" that I needed to "get educated on" to "understand the struggle", that the Black Israelite beating up my Asian mother was talking about.
White people being racist and forgetting their race believes some of the dumbest stuff like Them being superior. Them being the creators of civilization. Them being the ones who created all inventions.
It's essentially a giant convoluted cope as to why Africa remained where it is today while western nations prospered despite their civilization getting on its feet well after Africa's did. Muslims also are about as happy about the weird nation of islam yakub stuff as you'd expect, kinda like how the egyptians really love the hilarious we wuz cleopatra netflix documentary.
Colonialism happened, which stripped African nations of resources and wealth, turning the Africans into an underclass ruled over by the Europeans. Even though decolonisation happened, the Europeans took all the industry and wealth with them when they left. There were incredibly rich African kingdoms pre colonialism. Mansa Musa was the richest person to ever exist.
Literally hated a race so much he bred every other race until he created a race perfect enough to take down the Kangz Dynasty. Yakub is a certified hater fo sure 💯
it's actually wild that there's no movie on Mansa Musa. Richest man in history and his travel to Mecca would make an excellent central plot point for a movie
There are so many historical African folktales that would make amazing movies but Hollywood only focuses on slavery and Jim Crow involving Black people
@@spawel1 which is a shame due to the immense African folktales and legends that would make amazing movies but Hollywood only focuses on topics about slavery and Jim Crow
@@xEMOANHATARON how do they not understand a reaction to someone causing it makes the person causing it worse and hypocritical. I’m not surprised but the irony is huge
They are related in that individuals realized they can just make shit up and people will believe them. They can start a cult/religion and be the center of attention. Get rich. Sleep with whomever they want, when they want.
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Love your videos!💚
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Finally prequel for Finno Korean Hyper war
I remember when the Finna tribe fought the rooftop Koreans in The Battle of Los Angeles
One of them is a joke, the other is something people actually believe.
I hate Yacub because I believe, he was the guy, who started Hyper war with his lies and manipulations.
KING WEWUZ THE FIRST DID NOTHING WRONG
We need the dilluvian period covered next
RUclips: "This video has been removed due to a violation of community guidelines."
Masterofroflness: "Elaborate."
RUclips: "No."
Classic youtube. The only way to know why your video got removed is by using a third party site, twitter, and using a mob of followers to ask why your video was removed.
RUclips probably assumed this was racism, is racist themselves smh.
@@wealthybone2990
Masterofroflness: *shows them a mirror*
Them: "That's raciss!"
This video won’t be removed by RUclips one because it’s a lie to it makes white people look bad three it makes Black people look good they would never remove this video
Welp, that just gave me a reason to download it.
I feel like there should be a pop up on screen "NATION OF ISLAM ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS", like South Park did with Scientology
😂😂😂😂😂one of my favorite episodes. "Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum"😂😂
I am sorry. WHAT?
@@TrashmanCZ ?
@@TheIrishnyThere is real religion that belive in Yakub etc.?
@@TrashmanCZ Nation of Islam that basically is like a mix of Islam and Scientology. It has incredibly wild beliefs, including Yakub creating white people, yeah.
Proof we all have the N-word pass.
I'm curious cracka. What's the "N-word" ? 🤔
Then say it
@@__-tp4tm N
@@__-tp4tm we already do:3
@@GigaNibba88 I hope so
I wish you mentioned how they had Merkavahs, laser weapons, and space ships and yet they still somehow lost to a bunch of stick wielding savages.
Well, Yakub just created such a vastly superior group that they couldn't help but win with just sticks and stones.
Ever heard of Star Wars?
@@looperlord6043 yeah, but I can safely say don't remember the part where ewoks stormed Coruscant. Care to fill me in, loremaster?
Or how they went from laser weapons and space ships to the stone age in Africa when we sailed there.
@@looperlord6043Another based George Lucas moment.
"He blew up three hundred of the worst white people with dynamite". I almost died from laughter.
Yeah, I just about lost it from how unexpected it was.
that was what actually happened at the battle of Thermopylae
Yeah, that was the funniest part xD
Thinking or talking about people you dislike is a major sign of something called ENVY 😂 sun allergic FREAKS
Don't laugh at history
"After 200 years yakub would create the brown race, yakub died at the age of 150 years old"
Yakub created the brown race in a hyperbolic time chamber. Duuuhhh
its NIKKA paradox, another brekrttu man like edison who wuz blak
They arent good at math.
150 goes into 200 with 50 left over, and 150 minus 50 is 100, meaning he did 200 years work in just 100 years. Black Power! ✊🏿
math is rayciss, 2+2=5
Yakub, the most intelligent black man to ever live, instantly decides to invent white people.
What did the Nation of Islam mean by this?
@@Kahgro also Yakubs white people were so powerful they defeated the black Meccans despite them having laser weapons and the white people only having sticks. This almost seems racist to black people too
@@capadociaash8003
Weakest Yacub Servant: 💪
Strongest Meccan Soldier: 🤓
The reason the yakubians did so well was absent fatherism.
father of the black race was distant, impoten, andjust wantedt his kids to vibe.
Yakub gave his children purpose and held them to a standard so they acceled
@@capadociaash8003 Everything that says, you and I are different races is racist by default.
I immediately found this comic story and bought it on Amazon " Yakub , the father of the white devil race " by Frank Edward ( who I can find very little info about with basic searches)
Those drugs cult leaders do really can get you to write some of the most incredible story ever
na the story was mid
*uncredible
@@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804 Don't speak of my ancestors history with such foul words like this
Amaziiing graaace
This RUclipsr has no idea what he is talking about it’s not true no where in Quran talks about how white people are created
order of historical events:
Moses invents dynamite
Trans-atlantic slave trade
Evolution of gorillas
And then medieval knights fight
A Netflix special, if you ask me.
drugs are dangerous
None of you know your history. The day is now when all of you will learn, since most of you refuse facts in your rebellious nature. We understand though; all your negative comments prove it all. None of you know the reason you've been given pork and are so in-love with consuming it and cannot fathom why others don't touch it. Even though it's written throughout your own holy book, stating reasons to never eat it... you sill consume it. It is your nature; no one can change something out of their nature.
Throw some ninjas in there to make it extra spicy
Hotep shit rules
"That's nice, Netflix, but I was asking for a documentary on the history of redheads."
the screenwriter misunderstood when the exec said the doc should focus on "gingers"
Same thing
lmao
Egypto-Judeans
When you ask Google Gemini to tell you the history of Scotland.
"After 200 years, he would create the brown race. Yakub would die at the age of 150 years old." Math be like 👍
well he started when he was -50 so makes sense
The math is mething 💀
The real reason the white devils won against the black Meccans, they understood math
Another video said that his followers were actually the ones to finish his work. Still really dumb though.
It's African math, not white math you bigot.
Netflix documentaries be like:
This should be its own timeline
We just need a Grandmother with Alzheimer that know the truth
But she can't remenber it
This was _way_ more intricately plotted out than anything Netflix could cook up.
After everyone dismantled Graham Hancock's Atlantis Younger Dryas Impact theories, Hancock pivoted to finding archaeological evidence for Yakub's breeding pits on Patmos. Netflix financed the whole thing.
3/4 of this is the actual story of Yakub.
Which is definitely real history
@@obijuanquenobi1911 It's true, I was the magnet
Common Yakubian W
Literally the only part they don't believe is the Finno-Korean Hyper War part. Everything else is legitimately what they believe
I am the white man. I am inside your walls. Do not take your schizophrenia pills. The white man owns the pharmaceutical companies. @@obijuanquenobi1911
Nation of Islam desperately trying to retcon Wakanda into existence.
This nonsense has been around for longer than that, unfortunately.
Kiss my feet savage pink cave man!
Are they still around? Havent seen one of their bowties in awhile.
this isn't nation of islam teachings. it's nuwapian. and no... i am neither
@@iminyomommy7889 it's both actually, it's nation of gods and earths teachings that clarence pretty much ran with, that is still apart of the N.O.I. but they are gradually just going by more islamic and what the founder teaches as a mixture. prior, it was just this and the saviors teachings, master Fard Muhammed. we used to get books and pamphlets to read and learn the history, this is the first pages.
Remember, Yakub isn't some one he made up. The Nation of Islam actually believe he was a real person and did all of those things.
Thank you Yakub for creating me
I don't like the Nation of Islam in any way, but I honestly have my doubts they really believe in Yakub. I can't imagine that the story of him was often thought and when I look at interviews given by figures like Elijah Muhammad, like there's a lot of silly stuff he says, but he doesn't openly speak of Yakub
It's like with Scientology were the absolute majority of followers did not even know of Xenu until South Park covered it. If hip hop culture didn't make references to Yakub leading to his story becoming rather prominent on the internet, I think most NOI followers would've never known of Yakub
@@juannaym8488 idk about islam but black do believed all this whole heartedly
recently i got called "YT" in fb pages about black supremacists
literally they said black man is the king of all race, and somehow white caveman overthrow them and stole their achievement
@@juannaym8488 simple explanation
inner cult, outer cult
typical cult structure = bunch of lunatics start a cult -> they develop an inner hierarchy as they expand (some are more equal than others type beat) -> starts forming outer hierarchy in order to support the inner hierarchy (ponzi scheme) -> outer layers are far removed so as to facilitate their purpose as resource generators
honestly applies to more than cults ngl but yeah that's the structure pretty much
won't name names so i don't get assassinated in fortnite by the holy inquisition of globalist lizards 😶
@@brendon1689 you just described mlms hahaha
FACT: Yakub invented wypipo
Thank you Yakub💪🏻💪🏻
I mean white came from blacks so 😂😂, he is not far off.
@@LoganAmonThats just a theory. There is no proof of that being true. People thrown that around likes it’s a fact when it literally isn’t.
@@illegal.anglo88 do you really think white people came out of nowhere just suddenly popped out in europe? Do you know what human migration is?
Common Yakub W
didn't know that africans had their own version of megamind
It's not even the Africans who believe this shit it's the African Americans 💀
More like megamind is the modern version of Yakub
more like black isrealites
This is a better squeal than Megamid 2
"No bitches?"
- Yakub, probably
50 years from now some grandmother will tell her grandkids "I don't care what your school says, Jakob created the wypipo."
Lord Yakub, get it right
Lmfao 🥇
yea don't give Netflix any ideas...
Should school be the standard knowledge given to kids? Or are u still unaware of the education system
I'm thinking of sending this to the kackling hens on the "view". That brown one who recently found her family once owned slaves would eat this up!
"He blew up 300 of the worst white people with dynamite"
I couldn't handle that one, that shit had me dying! 🤣
Its so much funnier when you realize this is what the original NOI actually believes in.
My favourite part is Yakuub being smart from
having a giant head, confirming phrenology as the legitimate science we all know it to be (I have 10 sets of callipers)
This comment is brutal.
I love it 😂
Naw man I measured Sean Stricklands head and have confirmed phrenology to be real💀
no his smart were in bepis, skull shape has nothing to do with it
Of course you'd say that, you have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter!
the funny thing is, we actually have studies showing brain volume and intelligence are related, it is flat out science now.
This is not something MasterofRoflness made up this is what BLKnats actually believe. A guy by the name EZ PZ made a hilarious series about the crazy beliefs of Nation of Islam and its splinter groups
Where can I read more about this? I'm curious how do they came up with this in the first place
@@SiPakRubahNation of Islam is the group that started it as far as I can see
@@zenoblues7787 No wonder they got Mecca in the story
Also poor Malcolm X got killed by them for not following their cults
Can you link it please?
He actually got fixed and became a real Muslim when he went to THE REAL MAKKAH and met the Saudi king, following true Islam @@SiPakRubah
Disclaimer: this is what the Nation of Islam actually believes
THE NATION OF ISLAM WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO W ISLAM BTW LOL. PURE BLACK SUPREMACIST IDIOTS
Excuse me, What? I thought they believe in Islam.
@a.h_gamba no not really. It's kind of like how Mormons are "christians" but believe you can become your own God of your own reality if you give God the proper masonic handshakes after you die.
@@SuperPowerfulWizard-w3othe nation of Islam and Islam are not the same thing
How is this any less weird than what WN believe the races came from?
Just found out this was an actual religious belief. The guy who wrote this doesn't even look black lol.
Pass the real
Many such cases
Yeah lot of black people believe this. It's hilarious really
His name is also Wallace Fart Mohammed lmfao
NOI is a Marxist crypto jew invention designed to sow unrest and spawn militant black radicalism.
Dermatology student trying to research information on large blackheads: "How tf did I get here?"
😂😂😂
fucking gold lmao literally cant stop laughing
@@panzergaming9108 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣
You came to the right place!
i used to kick it with yakub back in the day.
the funniest thing I've heard recently was " if you see a black duded dressed like a wizard, he's probably ethipoian"
Black Hagrid: "You're an Ethiopian, Harry"
Funny haha.
Idk Nigeria's president looks like a Wizard too.
Yoruba looking headass
True lmao as an Eritrean that is true.
@@imgvillasrc1608 Kingsley Shacklebolt is the actual name of a Harry Potter character, and in the movies, he does indeed dress as you're imagining
I made a shirt like 5 years ago that said "All my brothers and sisters rejoice, for Yakub is with us" with a picture of that goofy mfer and the Black Nationalists that hung out near our cities park got mad and told me I couldn't wear it lmao
Should have asked why, people wear shirts with Disney princesses and other fairy tales on them so why not Yakub?
Pricesless!
Youre lucky they didn't just harm you
@DreamseedVR I have .357 reasons strapped to my abdomen why that would've been a bad idea for them.
@@Eggly69you don’t have a whole reason? Only little over a third of a reason?
"the white race, starting in 1914, would rule for 6000 years" I fucking died XDD
The white race is pretty good at this shit, what did Yakub feed yall?
Sweet. We got more than 5800 years to avenge our creator Yakub!
@@vortex_1336Based
This has powerful South Park "This is what Scientologists actually believe" energy
The NOI, Moorish Science, Christian Science, Mormonism, and Scientology definitely have cross-pollinated over time.
South Park should do an episode about this.
Yes! I KNEW it felt familiar
@@microcomputermaster
This is a little more like Orcs claiming they created the races of Middle Earth.
The Nation of islam actually believes this
Temuera Morrison narrating this is like something the 501st would had experienced
W reference
Well it’s pretty well known knowledge that the 501st Legion was deployed in the later stages of the Finno-Korean Hyper War.
Battlefront 2 reference
Legends say, that my people were a peaceful race who ruled over Zeelandia. But the during the Finno-Korean Hyperion War, the Finns murdered Posidon and Neptune's step dad, ushering in a Great Flood that sunk our continent.
The more civilised group of survivors escaped the flood by building boats and became the Polynesians, while the more Radical Elements hijacked Korean Spaceships that belonged to the Daimyo of the Yirpan Peninsula, and escaped into the wider galaxy, becoming today's Bantha riding Mandaloreans. The echos of that bloody forgotten War are still felt today, throughout the Galaxy, like a Bantha with hemarroids.
The old Legends canon about Tuang and Zhells on Coruscant 200,000 BBY was pretty wacky.
You know, "Devils of Yakub" sounds like a pretty rad name
Sounds like an awesome band name too
"Subjects of Yakub"
We finally know who is our real daddy.
Sounds like both the nerdiest and most metal thing at the same tkme.
white devils of yakub
Wait. According to this, if I try hard enough, I can become a gorilla? As in; literally return to monke?
Is it possible to learn this power?
That's a neat tie-in with the ' Planet of the Apes' universe right there...
Super easy, just continue doing what you're doing. You seem to be changing rapidly
Technically, humans are already classed under the clade of gorillas and the larger one of monkeys. So right now you already are both things.
Not from a white man...
Not from a whyte boi
For some reason Hollywood hasn't filmed my script for _Indiana Jones and the Cave of Yakub_
B/c they who have taken hold of Hollywood have a beef with those who try to usurp the title of "Hebrews".
I would watch this without a hint of irony.
😂😂😂
No, but there probably is a XXX parody out there.
they want to obscure the truth
previously on dragon ball:
" Hello Monkeys heheheh "
- Frieza idk
rare ankha zone cameo
Frieza is a fucking white supremacist
Dragon Ball Y
I’m disappointed you failed to mention the caucazoids were banned from the afterlife due to the soul being inseparable from the black germ, so Yakub created a nexus of infinity circuits that connect every pyramid, European house of government and Cracker Barrel to house the residual energies of passed caucazoids until they can be reincarnated in hyperborea to start Ragnarok under the command of cyber-yakub on his platinum throne.
I deadass can't tell if you fr or not and that in of itself is crazy 😭😭😭
Cracker Barrel! Love it!!! 😂
There's a reason these cults don't let out the whole story at once to new recruits. Imagine dedicating your life & soul to a group, praying, meditating, everyday, trying to know God. After many years of study, you're finally deemed ready to hear to secret truths hidden from common vulgarians...
Yakub? Yakub? I've been worshiping mother-fucking Yakub?!?
I think I need to read more Biblical sources, Talmudic sages, and Marvel movies. I'm not understanding all the references.
Nahhh cracker barrel is.... Crazy 😂
What they don't teach you in school is that the extinction of the dinosaurs was actually caused by a species of sauropod called Nigersaurus, which ate so many plants, especially watermelons, that the ecosystems of that time collapsed.
Bwhahaha
lol
Shieeeet😂
I knew it!
I mean it atleast seems legit😎
I had to look up if watermelon was around in dinosaur times out of curiosity and I found out that watermelon and Marijuana are distant relatives
"Jakub was born with an extremely large head which gave him unmatched intelligence" hilarious.
he had two brains
But it makes sense tho..
Bigger head...more intelligence
Phrenology be like:
@@RammingSpeed-lk8kkSo water heads must be geniuses lol
@@RammingSpeed-lk8kkits not that, its just cartoonish
We were aristocrats and such
unironically
That is correct.
We, the collective individuals invoking this colloquial assertion, assert that there exists a historical narrative wherein we, as members of a specific ethnic or cultural group, lay claim to a lineage of noble ancestry, specifically likening ourselves to the illustrious rulers of ancient civilizations, particularly those within the context of African history.
@@zebulaunDas right n'wah
Look at Mansa Musa, they unironically were kings.
All praise Yakub for he gave us blue jeans, spiceless chicken, beans on toast, the GAP, the Beatles and of course country and western music
He also gave to all white people the ability to change smoke alarm batteries!
Bless Grand-Daddy Yakub
@@AlejandroJMAeven better, he gave the ability to recognize that ghetto bird chirping as the low battery warning.
@@AlejandroJMA Witchcraft I tell you
And sunburn.
It's cute that their logic is that being smart must mean you have a bigger head, and how they couldn't think of an explosive other than dynamite, so that's what Moses used.
I don't believe they even think with their heads.
The Wypipo were eventually quarantined to the island of madagascar after the finno-korean hyperwar concluded, but they developed titan shifting technology and set loose a rumbling that caused the mud floods that obscure pre-history
hyperwar 😂😂😂
You had to bring something that actually happened into this? Lol
Ellopipo vs blapipo
And now Yakub sees his children drinking soylent, it's actually over
We failed Grandfather Yakub.
Forgive us father Yakub, for we have soyed.
@@porterhouse937 Tofu is based and light skinned. Asians know this.
@@christopherstein2024 Soy is not based. Proof Asians. 😂
@@robertmcdougall1144 I mean half the worlds population is asains and they have among the highest IQs. So clearly soy isn't that bad if fertility and intelligence clearly aren't effected.
Truly the coping of all time.
A white guy made this
This isn't even a parody. I've heard this nonsense in one form or another over the last 15 years or so.
Same. In big cities these dudes usually are on street corner preaching this message it's hilarious
The dishonourable Elijah really thought he was cooking when he said that humanity was able to develop one of the most advanced civilizations without the knowledge or understanding of magnets
Yeah lmao especially since like 90% of power generation works via spinning magnets around copper wire.
@@zedtheexplorer5206 that is only because our crude and inefficient systems use electricity for power, instead of Ether like a truly civilized people would
@@EllipticalReasoning That's vacuum energy, and there is no responsible way to utilize it. You HAVE to give back as much as you take, else vacuum collapse eats the universe sooner than later.
@@EllipticalReasoningok but magnestism is still a pretty important force when looking at what holds atoms and matter in general together. It would be impossible to miss if your society became that advanced
Jugaloo Confirmed.
Fuckin Magnet how do they work
There needs to be a caption on this at all times that says "This is what black nationalists actually believe" like on South Park lol
Nation of islam believe
I love how the concept of a super genius to them is a guy with the physically biggest head out of everyone.
😅
Phrenology they came to the right conclusion due to the wrong reasons, same as femminists.
BBC Documentaries be like:
What does BBC stand for?
@@bilkishchowdhury8318 British Broadcasting Corporation
Thank you for creating me, Yakub. I am forever grateful
Common Yakubian W
You were created by Arceus. Do not let them fool you.
@@rafewheadon1963 shut up you fucking weeb. Go wack off to Pokemon some more. I am a direct descendant of Yakubs devious actions. I was put on this earth to spread racism and shit vibes
Dont thank someone who is inferior to you
It is Lord Yakub to you, white devil.
*This is what black supremacists actually believe*
@Alex.ander.😦
@Alex.ander.you went a bit off the hook right there fam
@Alex.ander.funny, I could literally just prime the melanin receptors in your skin to overproduce melanin and tada, you're black,with that thin of a line separating you from people you call unintelligent you must be so daft, your parents have to be siblings
@@joshuatony.5353 Except there are far more differences between ethnic groups other than melanin levels and pigment. Why are you so disingenuous?
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. - Isaac Newton, Yakub's greatest physicist
Putin didn't mention this at his interview wtf
Lmao
Putin was one of the 300 but had microdosed himself with dioxin for years in order to build up an immunity. The trinitrotoluene in the dynamite was unable to penetrate the sheen of dioxin sweat produced by Putin's constant raving, and so he lived. His mother's maiden name was Yakubovich so he was able to escape by using her passport, modified with a hastily pasted on photo of Webster.
Typical white bias
Islamic Mormonism.
this isn’t by anyway close to islam
this sounds like a fan fiction
@@DAWuuD_7890You think Mormon isn't?
Nah this is too far attached from anything ☠
@@DAWuuD_7890 I would suggest watching "Banned Mormon Cartoon - EXTENDED VERSION" by Jeremiah Films. It has been confirmed by many mormons to be what the mormon church actually teaches.
@@DAWuuD_7890Yeah....that's why he added Mormonism at the end...re read his comment.
I never knew black people had such a rich history. This is why we have black history month
Hidden lore accessible only in the DLC💀
Happy N history month.
I would watch that movie ngl
Look up Mansa Musa.
Mansa Musa or King Moses, was the Biggest slave owner in Human history
Yakub: Go! Witey! Go out and enslave to the extreme!
Wyte people: We will! Thank you father!
BACK IN THE STONE AGE-
We were hedgehogs and such
We wuz electric pokemon an sheit
Goddammit Chris Chan
this is why whenever i see an afro i fly into a fit of rage
2:30 Missed the opportunity to show everyone beans on toast
Chicken without seasoning or dishwasher soap
Missed opportunity to show spearmint or Mayonnaise ice cream
Spearmint at least makes sense for ice cream@@altithoraxperotorum5133
Why wasn't it pineapple on pizza?
Beans on toast are delicious.
He got this from the Vatican Archive
This sounds like a crossover episode between Scientology and Attack on Titan 😂😂😂
Id definitely watch this anime.
Best title for that anime would be ... "The Legend Of Yakub: How I Created White People And Doomed The World"
@@AscendantStoicThe man who Tricknologized the world
Nation of Islam be like that. 🤷
Black documentaries be like:
*black nationalist. It's like saying white documentaries be like , then putting some white people theories like Africa never had writing , or wheel or lived in only mud huts. Come on Google exist.
Be like.
Africa had empires , Euros lied that they did not
They had writing , euros lied that they did not.
Yeah I rather believe blacks on this one.
No, it's just one cult and it's subsets.
Most Black people don't believe this.
And Furthermore, Cleopatra(2023) does not represent most Black documentaries which are much more grounded and fact-based.
Shiet dis be da history da wyte man be hidin from us cuh. We is the true humans n shiet.
@@bub6871🤦 that shit literally translated
This post was BLACK checked by real american BROTHAS
TRUE ✅
Least delusional black supremacist:
@someoneusingtheInternet i get around 😎
📠?
✅
It's like a Wonder Showzen line.
✋👌
There is definitely no cult more narcissistic than this one, where they literally believe they are gods
Judaism comes close.
That's not the Nation of Islam, you're thinking of the Nation of Gods and Earths. Their definition of God doesn't mean the same thing as the Christian definition of God, although they are narcissistic.
@@UnityAgainstJewishEvilJudaism is worse.
Literally respectable for everything is true narcissism, its amazing it goes from “We the most powerful in the world” to “were the biggest victim in the world”
@@UnityAgainstJewishEvilno that’s Islam.
I was one of the original follower circle of Lord Yakub. I can confirm this is total history and based upon social integrity and Interst of original "Lord Yakub". He deliberately delayed Prosperity in Eastern Africa to Humanize Gorillas, Creating most valiant society within Gorillian Society, Documented on "Donkey Kong" Franchise And Kingkong VS Godzilla 1995 Edition.
A leper devil like you surviving thousands of years proves the demonic nature of the so called caucasoid race.
don't bring east africa into this madness, we got nothing in common with y'alls degeneracy.
So intelligent
But how does Harambe fit into there?
The copious amounts of the word "create" in this video is on-point.
You need to create a salad
I have heard theories crazier than this from black supermacists
Please share, it’ll be a good laugh
The funniest for me is when they said they taught the Chinese kungfu
@@FlorHuangThey think Germans were black to cope and say Bethoven and queen Charlotte of Britain were black due to German blood in them, yea that's no Joke they also think Hitler was the one replacing the original black Germans with the white ones completly ignoring footage and pictures of the German empire before 1933. 💀
Kungfu originated From Bodhi Dharma (Indian Monk), but it's essence & evolution is entire Chinese. Nothing about it was African
@@akhripasta2670 correct
This Lord of the Rings fanfic hits hard
The Kangz of dat rings
Everyone knows Tolkien was talking about whites when the black orcs of mordor came into the picture, after all where theres a whip there's a way
@@Thesavagesouls *rangz.
@@elmerjfapp5730
J.R.R. Tolkien claimed that his work is NOT allegory.
Anyone with a functioning brain can imagine that he simply didn't want to get in trouble for the political ramifications of claiming otherwise.
@@Thesavagesouls Kangz of dem Rangz
I've always loved how ~75% of the whole "Mah boy Yakub made the white people who then overthrew a powerful empire despite being savages" story could be equally plausibly told by white nationalists and black nationalists. They would literally tell the same story.
Then it’s true
It’s going from “we’re the most power race in the world” to “were the biggest victims in the world”. It’s just a change in the order of those phases that relate to the nationalists
Horseshoe effect at its finest
Now you're getting it. Making the dumbest among us believe that they're special is easy money.
@@Teeveepicksures There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. -Booker T Washington
He knew what a grift was back in too
The level of cope some people have to go through to experience some sort of pride in their history is just sad.
Your username is comedy, you should know this.
This isn't all of africa who believes this, genius this is just one cult/religion.
Africans have more lore and history than just this simple belief, also this gives very western African American vibes. Africans on some other shit.
Orcs be like: "We created the races of Middle Earth".
It’s literally a meme and Europeans had hitler who believed white people came from Atlantis 😂 and built ancient Egypt. In fact during the late 19th and early 20th century white people pretended like they were ancient Egyptians, ancient Greeks etc the biggest cope comes from
You clowns.
Even surface level knowledge of each nations history guarantees that youll never be able to have pride in your ancestry again. Trust me im german. And trust your nations history that it also has at least one ethnic cleansing in some shape or form.
Me at first: "This is hilarious!"
Me when I found out this is actually something many people believe happened: "That's enough schizo for today."
ruclips.net/user/livee4MeZ-pm4mE?si=0ZUsbP6Vdny15GEC
The "religion" of pure racism.
This is what the Nation of Islam actually believe
Kyrie Irving actually believes in this.
Still going slve trade in Libya by the Arabs
So does that doom-ass, Nick Cannon.@@metasaurus3233
I used to have a coworker who unironically believed this shit XD
You should have been friends with him.😂
Most of them do, where do the we waz kangz meme come from
@@clarence_claymore. Ironic, if this were true, they have nothing else to blame than themselves :D
@@DuBstep115 exactly why they blame everyone else
@@clarence_claymore. only "woke" people believe this, instead of grouping the rest into this ideology. ask your average black person about this lore and they'd call you crazy
The thing that really makes me laugh is ‘Tricknology’.
I have a Master’s Degree in Hoodwinking and a Bachelor’s Degree in Bamboozling. I almost got an Associate’s Degree in Tricknology but I was led astray by Becky with the good hair.
Sooooo.... *I'M* actually the one owed reperations?! 😮
Saweeeeet.
least delusional yakubian:
no you owe reparations to the people of Mecca
“Tricknology” 😂
Thats what i call my maxim machine gun.
Sounds like a boomerpost about smartphones 💀
Black Hebrew Israelites giving a lecture on the streets.
DAS RITE.
“It’s weird that the Jews we call fake Jews win all the Nobel Prizes in science.”
“Anyways, after 200 years, Yakub died at the age of 150.”
"Give me Revelation Chapta' wun verse fo-teen!"
"Who gots da wooly hair huh? What color do bronze be? Does not the wino have bloodshot fiery eyes?"
"Say what?"
"We wuz da chozin wunz n shiyidt!"
"Say it again!"
"Kangz!"
1:36 khorne is the white man's god confirmed
Nah . Khorne allows anyone to pray to him as long as they are angry and mad enough
@@altithoraxperotorum5133 and white enough :P
@@SimonNissen94 last time i checked khorne daemons are Red
@@altithoraxperotorum5133 the daemons yes but khorne berserkers? well their armour is red for the most part
@@SimonNissen94 the armor hides their skin so maybe there are black people among them
Shockingly enough, after performing all of these feats, they never invented a wheel.
yeah, but they did innovate the wrapekit
they did make cursive writing and arithmetic mathematics disappear with class and sophistication
No just stop lol
Ah yes the wheel will be extremely useful in a dense rainforest or on sand
My previous reply to @jansonrawlings8169 got deleted, so I am putting one here:
1) You cherrypicked 3 Sahelian African countries, yet the majority of Africa is rainforest.
2) Wheels are not useful on sand. Modern cars have trouble driving in sand, yet you think ox-pulled wheeled carts would have been useful?
3) Wheels would have been slower than the horses that they used in those countries.
@@salj.5459 Ah yes, the great rainforests of Mali and Niger. Renowned for their lush abundance of…sand
@@salj.5459 Ah yes, the great subsaharan rainforests of Mali and Niger. Renowned for their abundance….of sand.
I disagree that Yakub died at 130 years old, Yakub is still alive doing his experiments.
Faked his death, many fooled. Sad!
Taylor Swift, his newest and most terrifying devil.
He just moved to Argentina
@@godooffme7747🤣🤣🤣
cuz he was 2pac undercover
We're going to Wakanda with this one
I like how he discovered the law of attraction by playing with magnets. That's good stuff!😅
Lmaoooo
Icp is still trying to figure out how they work, so this man might have been a genius after all.
Yakub can’t keep getting away with this
So this is the "real history" that I needed to "get educated on" to "understand the struggle", that the Black Israelite beating up my Asian mother was talking about.
Black Israelites have a different history. They just think they were the original Israelites, the lost tribes of Israel.
This is NOI lore not BHI lore
@@acex222 they are idiots lol
@@acex222 and are equally brain dead
The kAnGz was oppressed for 100K years, dawg. The only way out was elder abuse of an innocent asian lady. Some day you'll unnastand.
I love how they can't decide if there the strong supreme power or the oppressed weak victims.
Fairy-tale of fragile ego and insecurities.
If only they learned about Ethiopia.
"they" like the whole continent believes this
@@maxboiiyeeet1041many black people do
This video has been fact checked by real Wakandan brothas: Das rite!
White people being racist and forgetting their race believes some of the dumbest stuff like
Them being superior.
Them being the creators of civilization.
Them being the ones who created all inventions.
Warhammer 40,000 lore makes more sense than this. I'd sooner pray to the God Emperor than believe this balk.
For real, this is some really silly shit XD
True! I've seen relics dating back before the time of elijah in the National History of Wewuz in the African Kangdoms.
0:41 Yakub is really one of Angstrom Levy's personas in the multiverse.
This also means Invincible ended the Finno-Korean Hyper War.
Maybe Angstrom Levy is just a persona of infinite Yakub?
It's essentially a giant convoluted cope as to why Africa remained where it is today while western nations prospered despite their civilization getting on its feet well after Africa's did. Muslims also are about as happy about the weird nation of islam yakub stuff as you'd expect, kinda like how the egyptians really love the hilarious we wuz cleopatra netflix documentary.
Egyptians hated the Cleopatra propaganda so much that many of them sued to stop its release.
This whole myth was created by a non black 😂. Keep coping
@@kosco9658"Wallace D. Fard Muhammad" Definitely a white dude.
Colonialism happened, which stripped African nations of resources and wealth, turning the Africans into an underclass ruled over by the Europeans. Even though decolonisation happened, the Europeans took all the industry and wealth with them when they left. There were incredibly rich African kingdoms pre colonialism. Mansa Musa was the richest person to ever exist.
You know.. a quick search would easily prove that he was infact, a white dude.@@PanzerkampwagenVItigerAusf.E
It's unreal how based Yakub really was.
Literally hated a race so much he bred every other race until he created a race perfect enough to take down the Kangz Dynasty. Yakub is a certified hater fo sure 💯
Just needs a subtitle saying "This is what they actually believe" like in South Park.
The fact there's people who unironically believe this is concerning
Most educated afrocentric be like
Tricknology…
rotfl
This makes me realize The Woman King is like……. the only movie Hollywood’s ever made about African history. 🤣
it's actually wild that there's no movie on Mansa Musa. Richest man in history and his travel to Mecca would make an excellent central plot point for a movie
@@juannaym8488obvsly they're never gonna make a movie about black history that isn't a slavery movie directed by quentin tarantino
There are so many historical African folktales that would make amazing movies but Hollywood only focuses on slavery and Jim Crow involving Black people
Zulu dawn?
Last king of Scotland?
.......District 9? Lol
@@spawel1 which is a shame due to the immense African folktales and legends that would make amazing movies but Hollywood only focuses on topics about slavery and Jim Crow
The fact that they just took all of the negative stereotypes about black people and said "Nuh uh, cuh, that's u" like kindergartners.
"I know you are but what am I y-t?"
That’s what you all did.
@@xEMOANHATARON how do they not understand a reaction to someone causing it makes the person causing it worse and hypocritical. I’m not surprised but the irony is huge
Something about Yakub that sends me into hysterical laughter lol I wish everyone could enjoy humor like this. The world would be amazing.
ruclips.net/user/livee4MeZ-pm4mE?si=0ZUsbP6Vdny15GEC
The beliefs of the Nation of Islam, Mormonism, and Scientology have a lot of similarities. I wonder if they are related. 🤔
I think they roots in the same wacky pseudoscience of the 19th century.
Yes
Joseph smith was the first White devil prototype created by the Dishonorable Yakub and Xenu is the name of Shabbazz in the tongue of the White devil
All created by Satan.
They are related in that individuals realized they can just make shit up and people will believe them. They can start a cult/religion and be the center of attention. Get rich. Sleep with whomever they want, when they want.
I love how Hotep stuff is just recycled N64 games lore.
>Donkey Kong Country
🤭
100% historical fact and 5%er pilled
Mormons: We christia-
Christians: wtf are you?
NOI: We are Musli-
Muslims: Wtf are you?
Muslims & Christians: them m'fers be trippin.
They are all trippin'.
Imagine believing in control systems made by the greediest people.
As a son of Yakub I may attest to the truth of this story.