I also like "I was good to your father... And this is how you repay me!?" [Brief silence] "Triple goy!" The worst insult Zabulon could come up with after all that was to call the other guy the condescending word (racial epithet?) for a non-Jew three times over.
I can’t stop myself from clicking on a video titled “2 jews fighting each other” that was uploaded 16 years ago and suddenly RUclips recommended it for me 😂
Update: Issac Levy died at age 69 in January 2005. His body was transferred by the Red Cross from Afghanistan to Israel (where he has family members) for burial. Zebulon Siman-Tov, 65, left Afghanistan in 2021 after the Taliban takeover, saying that he fears for his life and immigrated to the US. He formally divorced his ex-wife after years of being separated but still legally married. Why did the two fight? Each claimed ownership to a Torah scroll in the last synagogue of Afghanistan at the time. They complained to the Taliban authorities, who decided to imprison both. During their imprisonment, the synagogue was robbed and the Torah scroll was stolen. The Taliban got so tired of their fighting that they threw them out of jail.
Lmao I have a test tomorrow and this is when I have this on my feed? HECK YEAH imma watch this😆. I'm from Afghanistan and I've met Zablon Simentov in-person by the way so thats why I have to watch this lol
0:41 Here in Persian, he actually says that Zabulon conferred with the customers and asked them to come to him instead of reaching out to the old man. I think Zabulon was trying to poach the old man’s customers. And in the subtitles, it’s written “But they’re afraid of Zabulon” the old man didn’t even mention anything like that in Persian.
@@mikemiddleton1240 yes I understand it’s the same language but it’s very hard for Farsi speakers to understand Dari and tajiki , almost like it’s a different accent ,
@KahramanEafghanistan so I started studying Farsi a few months ago. Dari is actually pretty easy for me to understand. And I'm actually taking some Tajik lessons, and that's harder than Dari. In Tajik they say Shumo instead Shoma and meh instead of mee and it sounds a lot different, but I can still understand except when they use certain Russian verbs.
It's no wonder you can draw parallels between Jewish tropes and fantasy depictions of dwarves with insults like _"I piss on your beard and on your father's"_
There was a really hilarious story about these two that came out a year ago. They are like something out of a movie. ruclips.net/video/0Yrv5u9E5qQ/видео.htmlsi=8i5BaQr4XcecZOcW
Tbh it’s pretty funny that in a country of hostile islamists the two Jews decide to fight each other. Apparently that’s the reason they had been left alone by the Taliban because they bicker so much it annoys them 😂
A Jewish man was shipwrecked on a deserted island. After years, someone discovered him and saw he had built three huts. "This is my home," the man said of the first hut "and this is my synagogue." "What about the third hut?" asked the rescuer. "Oh that? That's the other synagogue. I refuse to even step foot in that place."
@@Ikaisu. It's pointing out how he so badly needs something to be opposed to, to look down on, to be better than... that despite being completely alone, he went to the trouble of building something just to be too good for it. The crux of this joke is that jews are hell bent on complaining & being quarrelsome. Which in the case of a good many ashkenazim, is quite true. But also pretty funny & with the rest of them, endearing.
The funny part is that there was actually a third Jew that Zabulon knew about but he didn’t tell anyone until he got rescued in 2021 to get people to think he was the last Jew in Afghanistan for a long time.
@@hammadCodes-806 Not once was judaism mentioned but the assumption i carried was the need for conversion in Islam to marry someone but marrying a woman from the abrahamic faith seems to be the outlier
@@hammadCodes-806 Judaism is kinda an ethnicity as well. Many many Jews identify as ethnically Jewish, but not religiously. Such as myself and most of my Jewish friends. We look similar, we share a language and culture, but we don't actually believe in the writings in the ancient books.
This is fascinating, i somehow understand like 70% of what he is saying and i am a half Polish, half Persian man born and raised in Sweden. I learned near fluent Polish visiting my grandparents growing up. And iknow how to say a few phrases in Persian, but never really learned it. But never in a million years would i believe that i could understand the last two Afghan jews fighting each other.
@@kliwenad If you think that is crazy, I once got a response from a comment written over a *decade* ago within just a few days and somehow I didn't even feel that surprised. 💀 I also got thousands of likes on this 16 year old video and I somewhat thought I would get some likes, but it's still crazy.
This reminds me of my grandparents arguing in the village. Usually early in the morning so everyone can hear them, even the birds. 🤦🏾♂️😂 They’ve been married 60yrs+ and have 9kids, 31 grand kids and 6 great grandkids.
They weren't the only two in the country, that's just a myth. There were a dozen others, including an old woman and her grandchildren as well but weren't public like these 2 men.
@@welcometosemeticpalestine it is..if one is sick the other would literally give everything for him...these r typical asian behaviors u endure as a tribe or family or relatives or friends
These two guys fought so much the Taliban arrested them, but then they had to let them go because they were fighting in jail and annoying the shit out of the Taliban jailers. Decades later the Taliban guy who was in charge of dealing with them smiled immediately when a journalist asked about Zabulon.
The first thing he says "Hes stealing all my customers!" 🤣😂☠️ I have no idea how this showed up on my feed but this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Unfortunately this is not the case: Issac Levy died at age 69 in January 2005. His body was transferred by the Red Cross from Afghanistan to Israel (where he has family members) for burial. Zebulon Siman-Tov, currently 65, left Afghanistan in 2021 after the Taliban takeover, saying that he fears for his life and immigrated to the US. He formally divorced his ex-wife after years of being separated but still legally married. Why did the two fight? Each claimed ownership to a Torah scroll in the last synagogue of Afghanistan at the time. They complained to the Taliban authorities, who decided to imprison both. During their imprisonment, the synagogue was robbed and the Torah scroll was stolen. The Taliban got so tired of their fighting that they threw them out of jail.
@@khadija.10.07 If you mean that the age gap makes the reason for their fighting odd, I'd say that I disagree since each may claim that the Torah scroll belongs to one of their ancestors with no way to confirm ownership.
@@jdjd9935Goy = non-jevv (other races) = anim,al = non-hum,an. this word is said hundreds of times in the jevvish holy books " torah " and " talmud "...
They were the last two jews living in Afghanistan, unfortunately Isaac, the white bearded man passed away, and now his younger brother Zabulon is the last jew living in Kabul. The two brothers never got on and each claimed ownership to the synagague which is where they both lived. God bless Isaac, And i hope Zabulon is safe and doing well. God bless all afghans of all backgrounds.
description has two tags like "October" and 7 and also "jew" in the title, "news" in the tags and "fighting " a very common something that makes sense to be recommended how do you not see it?
I’m Jewish, and this reenforces the old saying “two Jews, three opinions”. We literally have a 3000 page book that’s sole purpose is detailing the arguments of 2-4th century rabbis about the most random topics. Not sure why RUclips recommended this all of a sudden, but I’m happy the did 😂.
@@I___Am the talmud/gemorah. It’s written in Aramaic, which is essentially Hebrew mixed with Arabic. There are parts of it that are very, very interesting, and have deep meeting, etc., But the majority of it it’s just going back-and-forth on small details. I would definitely check it out though, if I were you.
I've noticed in the last handful of months that RUclips always has one recommendation on the right-side of the page with 20 views or so. The title is enticing, too.
@@l6ssWhat does that mean? Who told you they had roots in India? And why is it bad? (Spoiler alert it's not) This is a hate crime man, stop it before you regret it
Hahaha, i love his herati accent. I am also herati. My grand father had many jewish friends in herat. Not only jews, but also shias and sikhs. Herat was paradise on earth. I wish those times come back, but unfortunatly that dream will never come true. :(
This is like the two elderly Mexican men that are the last two Speakers of a Native indigenous language, but they had a fight decades ago and they are "not in speaking terms". Meanwhile linguistis are begging them to bury the hatched so that they can codified the language before one of them dies
At that time they were not the last. Zabulon had a distant cousin, Tova Moradi also living in Kabul with her children and many grandchildren. After rabbi Isaac levi died, her family and zabulon were the last Jews. After August 15th zabulon left to Turkey but Tova was still there until October and fled with her family to Kosovo
@@aliveandwellinisrael2507 It is a major sin in Islam to kill an innocent non-muslim. The Prophet of Islam said: Whoever wrongs a mu‘ahid (non-Muslim living under Muslim rule) , detracts from his rights, burdens him with more work than he is able to do or takes something from him without his consent, I will plead for him (the mu‘ahid) - or I will be the opponent of (the Muslim who wronged him) - on the Day of Resurrection.” Narrated by Abu Dawood (3052);
The Taliban jailed them for fighting so much then kicked them out of the jail because they still wouldn't stop fighting and they were annoyed by them 😂😂
@@haqembassadorhow do you know they weren't protected as dhimmi and paid jizya? (Edit: for those who keep replying to this I did not say jizya is bad! I am a Muslim myself. This comment was in reply to the one above mine saying "this is proof Taliban are not islamists". Yes I know elderly do not pay jizya I was speaking about in the past did they not pay and earn their dhimmi status.)
This video surprised me! I wasn't in the mood for reading subtitles and when I opened it they were speaking my mother tongue (persian). Amazing feeling.
everyone who live in Afghanistan are my people ...I don't care what their religion and languages are ...All I focus is make Afghanistan peaceful place for everyone
No cellphones, no music, just the last two Afghan Jews fighting.
Judaism was really started by two Semites arguing. True story.
literally a cellphone recording this
@@12345SALIMINtheunwise why not a video recorder ?
@@12345SALIMINtheunwise how do you know its a cellphone, and not a camera? This video is from 2007, back when cameras were more used than cellphones.
Think they made it onto the plane or just onto the wheels?
Who else randomly got this masterpiece in their recommendation.
me !
me
I searched for it.
yeah, me too
Damn same, the algorithm works in weird ways
How can a man named Zabulon be calling someone else a sorcerer? My dude has the most wizard name of all time.
Could be a pimp's name too xD
It's from the old testament lol
@guyeshel9316 zabul is actually a name of a place in Afghanistan inhabited by pashtuns
Zabulon is one of the twelve tribes. Straight from the book
Zablan is right and i have seen his face in other video from this chanel
Zabulon has seemingly maxxed out the Sneak and Illusion perks. His Throw Voice and Invisibility spellwork are impeccable.
Isn't Throw Voice a shout?
Zul Mey Gut!
👑
Some people have to relate everything to video games.
@@veg411Well aren’t you a buzzkill.
A Pimp? A Sorcerer? A scoundrel? My man is a poet
thats how we insult in persian
@@jahongrmrzo1821خنده مکنی؟ کیر خر 😂
Where I come from that would be pretty highly regarded 🙂
@@jahongrmrzo1821 how a sorcerer can be insult?
@@vonn2221 sorcerer as in a witch. Not the d&d one
Being the last two guys and being stuck with the most annoying one is the worst.
What do you mean "stuck with the most annoying ones " !!!?
Did you see an « s » you old scourdrel ?
@@stronghopeforthechange1579 and being stuck with the Taliban is not an incredible fate either
@@stronghopeforthechange1579 one*, referring to Zabulon
@@stronghopeforthechange1579 He very clearly mean Zabulon is annoying.
What makes the fight funnier is that you can't see zabulon.
But Zabulon sees you.
@@axelbruv careful he might hear you.
@@RealitiesCookiejar😂😂😂
He's just this voice behind the curtain
I like the part where he actually mentions Zabulon, but denies it untll the end.
17 years ago is diabolical algorithm behaviour
yeah ikr
@@monsterx3055its because people comment like that guy and ir gets reccomened to more people when someone comments 😅
Dude it's been recommending a non-stop feed of old videos to me. It's like the algorithm is running out of relevant content.
I keep hitting "do not recommend channel" on slop content and this is what i get. Daimond in the rough!@@crazycarl00
So, all of a sudden everybody was recommended this in 2024.
yes
Yes
🤣🤣🤣 he called him an old pimp rascal 😂
Yes
Yesss
My favorite part is how adamant he is that he was not talking about Zabulon, immediately after talking shit about Zabulon 🤣
The translation isnt accurate, he is saying "i didnt say anything bad"
@@hiwassup2222 He did that too, though.
Jews are known around the world as adamant liars and backbiting debaucherous people . They have a history for it
How did he even hear him???
@@matthewsmith5374 big ears
"There were only two Jews in all of Afghanistan and they still managed to fight each other"
I'm kinda surprised actually, didn't think Jews would fight each other they're usually very nepotistic
😂
@@sanneoi6323 yep Jew diaspora is strong, these folk must be exception
@@trustoryz8399 Unlike most other ethnic groups, Jews live entirely in diaspora.
@@trustoryz8399 There's always an exception.
Such a tease. This could have been the greatest reality show in the history of television.
As in the description, this was literally a tease(r) for a comedic documentary movie.
"he keeps insulting everyone. The living and the dead." 😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀
He seemed affected by that.
Just like average Jews
@vector3613
Yes Mr eastern European vector..
You would still like to suck hitler's dick don't you?
Are you 20 year old a male?
"What dirty tricks are you cooking up you dreadful old man?" every Zabulon line certified banger 😭😭
‘You pimp rascal’ and ‘triple goy’ are bangers as well😂
LOL
@@JacobOman-qb1lm what's a triple goy
I piss on your beard, AND YOUR FATHER
Triple goy was wild
16 years later and "TRIPLE GOY" still hits hard!
Triple goy was hilarious
He left it at triple goy because quadruple goy would’ve been too much even for him
Lmfao, I thought I was the only one to catch that! Fk doubling down, he hit him with a 3 point banger 😂
I wonder if that's where people got "double-(nbomb)" from? 🤔 I remember hearing that a lot on 4chan when I was a teen (late 2000s)
What does it mean ?
This is very Jewish, down to the core.
Is this coming from a jew ?
@@AbdoMSG in fact it is
That's what happens if they don't have any media to sow discord and division among their host society
do you jews use goy as a slur? is it regular behaviour?
This is literally nothing Jewish.
Despite their debate, this video is older than South Sudan
@Superidolcookieno shi brother
@Superidolcookie thank you Sherlock Holmes. Very real
Username checks out.
@Superidolcookieif he’s from South Sudan I doubt it tbh. Average pregnancy for women is at 14 there
Every 60 seconds in South Sudan, a minute passes
“Old pimp! Rascal!”
I’m stealing that
I also like "I was good to your father... And this is how you repay me!?"
[Brief silence]
"Triple goy!"
The worst insult Zabulon could come up with after all that was to call the other guy the condescending word (racial epithet?) for a non-Jew three times over.
how are you going to use it
@@SchroedingerK is goy not also used as a word for someone who is attracted to the same sex?
@@roxasxkenshin4882I think he's going to call someone it
@@roxasxkenshin4882I'm going to say it to my next-door neighbour he's deaf as a post mind 😂
I can’t stop myself from clicking on a video titled “2 jews fighting each other” that was uploaded 16 years ago and suddenly RUclips recommended it for me 😂
RUclips algorithm has a sick sense of humor to show 2 Afghan Jews complaining to each other considering what's going in across the USA right now
Same
@@Menaceblue3 whats going on
It's a time capsule
Free Palestine
I see the algorithm has brought us all here. Every culture has these two guys.
Not shit
Been here for years
Only one culture actually
@@Sleepyjudei okay pagan
@@Sleepyjudei nope, every
Update:
Issac Levy died at age 69 in January 2005.
His body was transferred by the Red Cross from Afghanistan to Israel (where he has family members) for burial.
Zebulon Siman-Tov, 65, left Afghanistan in 2021 after the Taliban takeover, saying that he fears for his life and immigrated to the US. He formally divorced his ex-wife after years of being separated but still legally married.
Why did the two fight?
Each claimed ownership to a Torah scroll in the last synagogue of Afghanistan at the time.
They complained to the Taliban authorities, who decided to imprison both.
During their imprisonment, the synagogue was robbed and the Torah scroll was stolen.
The Taliban got so tired of their fighting that they threw them out of jail.
they were so annoying even the taliban was like nah bro
Pretty sad such a historical piece of literature is most definitely destroyed
Crap
@@Adam-mv4fw muslims have no respect for others
This sounds like a German folktale, and no, I’m not trying to be funny.
Based Sorcerer Afghan Jew vs Zabulon the Poet, truly a legendary match that will live on into the eons
Triple goy power ups.
To youtube - Why this popped up now after 16 years ?
Same I got popped up too
I wonder. I sure do wonder.
Guess we all have it now
We all are in same date and we saw an epic battle 😂
Lmao I have a test tomorrow and this is when I have this on my feed? HECK YEAH imma watch this😆. I'm from Afghanistan and I've met Zablon Simentov in-person by the way so thats why I have to watch this lol
0:41 Here in Persian, he actually says that Zabulon conferred with the customers and asked them to come to him instead of reaching out to the old man. I think Zabulon was trying to poach the old man’s customers. And in the subtitles, it’s written “But they’re afraid of Zabulon” the old man didn’t even mention anything like that in Persian.
thanks
It’s not Persian it’s Dari
@@KahramanEafghanistan همان زبان هستان. فقط زبان فارسی بلدم ولی من هم ویدئو را متوجه می شم.
@@mikemiddleton1240 yes I understand it’s the same language but it’s very hard for Farsi speakers to understand Dari and tajiki , almost like it’s a different accent ,
@KahramanEafghanistan so I started studying Farsi a few months ago. Dari is actually pretty easy for me to understand. And I'm actually taking some Tajik lessons, and that's harder than Dari. In Tajik they say Shumo instead Shoma and meh instead of mee and it sounds a lot different, but I can still understand except when they use certain Russian verbs.
"I piss on your beard and your on your father's"
Damn what a legendary line
When you start insulting a man's beard.......then it's serious.
Why did it have to sink so low?
Casual insults in Persian
@@SpockrulesBJJBeards between Persians are symbols of manhood and valor. Insulting the beard means the insulter questions his enemy's worth as a man.
It's no wonder you can draw parallels between Jewish tropes and fantasy depictions of dwarves with insults like _"I piss on your beard and on your father's"_
@@SpockrulesBJJim turkish and yes its very serious when someone does that.😂
This is actually pretty sad "Where did our friendship go? We are the last Jews!"
There was a really hilarious story about these two that came out a year ago. They are like something out of a movie. ruclips.net/video/0Yrv5u9E5qQ/видео.htmlsi=8i5BaQr4XcecZOcW
No that's about as stereotypically Jewish as it gets.
Not to mention the guy out of screen refused to give his wife a get. Dude is clearly a certified douche.
Notice how he insults him by calling him a “goy” - To them, all non Jews are subhuman.
Tbh it’s pretty funny that in a country of hostile islamists the two Jews decide to fight each other. Apparently that’s the reason they had been left alone by the Taliban because they bicker so much it annoys them 😂
"You cheat them with your false charms." is such a bar.
@@DORAINSAMEDCH
I mean he literally talked bad Abt Zebulon and when he finds out he act like he didn't talked bad Abt him
I think he means actual charms. Like in magic amulets etc. Charms are quite common in the middle east among among people of all abrahamic religions
for those who do not know, they're speaking persian-tajjiki
That's why some words sounded familiar to me, its a PIE language.
They're speaking the dari dialect with a herati
Dari* nobody calls it persian-tajiki in Afghanistan.
@@realcyberpirate Nobody fucking speaks English in Afghanistan. We're not in Afghanistan either so way would we speak with their words?
It’s called dari or Farsi
For most of his life he faced war, poverty, religious persecution, and 50 Celcius heat waves. But there was one thing he could not face…. Zabulon
either you are ignorant or the most dumb person on earth if you believe that the temperature reach 50 C in Kabul 😂
🤣
Who tf told you that they face religious persecution ?
Jews lived great in muslim countries. They faced all of the above in Europe
@@JackChit-pv3dj that’s what Muslims tell themselves
A Jewish man was shipwrecked on a deserted island.
After years, someone discovered him and saw he had built three huts.
"This is my home," the man said of the first hut "and this is my synagogue."
"What about the third hut?" asked the rescuer.
"Oh that? That's the other synagogue. I refuse to even step foot in that place."
can someone explain this, i dont know jew lore
@@Ikaisu. It's pointing out how he so badly needs something to be opposed to, to look down on, to be better than...
that despite being completely alone, he went to the trouble of building something just to be too good for it.
The crux of this joke is that jews are hell bent on complaining & being quarrelsome. Which in the case of
a good many ashkenazim, is quite true. But also pretty funny & with the rest of them, endearing.
@@CaalamusTube lool thanks for explaining
@@youparejo sure
😂😂😂
Dude this is how I expected sorcerers to sound like
Basically Like turks that's their original faith!!
@@l6ss what's whose original faith?
@@nsawatchlistbait289 the khazars
@@scottcantdance804 the Afghans are khazar? Or just these guys?
@@nsawatchlistbait289 ashkenazim are khazar converts.
Afghan Seinfeld looks pretty good
The funny part is that there was actually a third Jew that Zabulon knew about but he didn’t tell anyone until he got rescued in 2021 to get people to think he was the last Jew in Afghanistan for a long time.
was the third jew in hiding or something.
@@EmpteeBluffsShe didn't emphasize she is Jewish, her children are raised Muslim. And she is Zabulon's distant cousin...
@@AdolphusEudora Okay then ethnically jewish? She can't be religiously jewish right
@@hammadCodes-806 Not once was judaism mentioned but the assumption i carried was the need for conversion in Islam to marry someone but marrying a woman from the abrahamic faith seems to be the outlier
@@hammadCodes-806 Judaism is kinda an ethnicity as well. Many many Jews identify as ethnically Jewish, but not religiously. Such as myself and most of my Jewish friends. We look similar, we share a language and culture, but we don't actually believe in the writings in the ancient books.
Two Jews, three opinions
Lmao
What is mean ??
They give three opinions on how to commit the same crime
@@cubedpotatoeshd2479wtf?
@@cubedpotatoeshd2479 what are u talking about?
2:00"TRIPLE GOY!" had my sides in orbit, the timing too 😂
😂
what does goy mean my friend?
after the most heartfelt and lengthy rebuke of this entire argument that's his only response 😭 😭 😭 😭
😂😂😂😂
This is fascinating, i somehow understand like 70% of what he is saying and i am a half Polish, half Persian man born and raised in Sweden. I learned near fluent Polish visiting my grandparents growing up. And iknow how to say a few phrases in Persian, but never really learned it. But never in a million years would i believe that i could understand the last two Afghan jews fighting each other.
can you please leave europe. for persia or wherever.
@@laxfich_gecko muslims come to europe and fuck european girls and there is nothing u can do about it. keep crying.
@@MihailMihaylov0708-2ure in for a big surprise.
@@jayjayn007An accelerationist surprise...😈
@@laxfich_geckoJetzt sei ma nisch so fresch, wir brauchen die noch für die ganze Knochenarbeit für die wir Deutschen zu gut sind🤣😆🤣
It took me 16 years to come across this awesome video. A piece of history, really. 😂❤
Same
Samee lol
like i see the comments some are from 16 years and some are like 1month and yous was 10 hours from mine, where are in betweens .
See how the jews hate one another, now i see why theyve murdered 40,000 palestinians
The guy who uploaded, even has a wife three kids 😂
I play this video on repeat whenever I'm feeling down.
same
lol
@@thecosmos729 bro responded to an 8 year old comment
@@kliwenad If you think that is crazy, I once got a response from a comment written over a *decade* ago within just a few days and somehow I didn't even feel that surprised. 💀
I also got thousands of likes on this 16 year old video and I somewhat thought I would get some likes, but it's still crazy.
Hey, how are you doing now?
"Where did our friendship go? We are the last jews." This is just sad.
Not really ...
tripel goi
interesting how israel didn’t even want to take in middle eastern jews 🙃
No. They all left for their special land that only they control (and the USA)
@@bldontmatter5319 What are you even yapping about bro, they're in Afghanistan. You're trying so hard to make this about politics. It's just weird.
This reminds me of my grandparents arguing in the village. Usually early in the morning so everyone can hear them, even the birds. 🤦🏾♂️😂
They’ve been married 60yrs+ and have 9kids, 31 grand kids and 6 great grandkids.
dawg
i think all your Village is full of your family only
Netflix should make a series out of this. It's hilarious the only two in the country can't stand each other.
They weren't the only two in the country, that's just a myth. There were a dozen others, including an old woman and her grandchildren as well but weren't public like these 2 men.
@@ia285they all left to Israel, these 2 men choose to stay behind
@@NadeemAhmed-nv2br yeah some people are descent enough not to join a terrorist entity
@@псю the only terrorist entity in this planet is Islam
@@NadeemAhmed-nv2br no, there was an old woman and her grandchildren but she wasn't public about it. We only found out 2 or 3 years ago.
I love how he said Zabulon’s name but says “I wasn’t taking about you” 😂
And insists that the guy filming him will back up his lie
@@zack4president😂😂😂
The translation isn't accurate. He says "I didn't say anything bad about you"
Like there’s so many Zabulons out there
Yeah, must have been talking about a different Zabulon
Zabulon woke up that day and chose violence.
and oh goy did he wreak havoc!
Zabulon is one of history's greatest Jews. He was actually kicked out of a Taliban prison for being too annoying
This guy too if the story is true.
You can tell they actually love each other; it gives them something to do and keeps their minds sharp!
@@danax6653 I have seen a lot of people interact like that, it's a game. One will miss the other someday and that will be sad.
This is not love
Some Guys behave this way to express friendship
This is how older people show love
@@welcometosemeticpalestine it is..if one is sick the other would literally give everything for him...these r typical asian behaviors u endure as a tribe or family or relatives or friends
As a Persian speaking Iranian, this is double charm for me.
Chad
Trve
These two guys fought so much the Taliban arrested them, but then they had to let them go because they were fighting in jail and annoying the shit out of the Taliban jailers. Decades later the Taliban guy who was in charge of dealing with them smiled immediately when a journalist asked about Zabulon.
source
@@winstonchurchill4057 Trust his Goy ass
@@winstonchurchill4057his source: trust me bro
my source is that I made it the fuck up
@@andrewdifiore3710 i smoked heroin with zabulon
The first thing he says "Hes stealing all my customers!" 🤣😂☠️ I have no idea how this showed up on my feed but this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Zabulon is a savage “you old scoundrel” “I’ll piss on your father’s beard” “triple goy”
@bxbumblebeeI don't know how could they be brothers considering Isaac telling him I've been good to your father your mother and your brothers
@@truthseeker-nv6ny Perhaps it is a line of wisdom. Meant to come across as, I've been good to you and everyone you knew.
Isaac was adopted i guess
What is goy?
How can he speak like that 😮...
"Cabal in Kabul"
I wonder if Dan Alexe realizes how genius that title truly is.
what do you mean can you explain
@@aytuncdemir4844 people think jews have secret meetings and work together AKA a cabal
@@aytuncdemir4844 what're you confused about
@@kiwuuspurr1927 caban in kabul, what exactly this supposed to mean
@@aytuncdemir4844Kâbildeki dolandırıcı entrikacı demek
A former Taliban minister said these two wore them down with their constant bickering! May they live long.
Unfortunately this is not the case:
Issac Levy died at age 69 in January 2005.
His body was transferred by the Red Cross from Afghanistan to Israel (where he has family members) for burial.
Zebulon Siman-Tov, currently 65, left Afghanistan in 2021 after the Taliban takeover, saying that he fears for his life and immigrated to the US. He formally divorced his ex-wife after years of being separated but still legally married.
Why did the two fight?
Each claimed ownership to a Torah scroll in the last synagogue of Afghanistan at the time.
They complained to the Taliban authorities, who decided to imprison both.
During their imprisonment, the synagogue was robbed and the Torah scroll was stolen.
The Taliban got so tired of their fighting that they threw them out of jail.
@@degenerationz9284 considering the generational gap as age difference says it , them fighting is strange
@@khadija.10.07
If you mean that the age gap makes the reason for their fighting odd, I'd say that I disagree since each may claim that the Torah scroll belongs to one of their ancestors with no way to confirm ownership.
@@degenerationz9284 So he was ~ 52 in that video? He looks a few decates older. Sad that their "friendship" had to end so young.
@@degenerationz9284this is not the first taliban takeover they were alive and well in the last taliban takeover
just realized this was posted 17 years ago and i just got it now in my feed. this is peak comedy.
"Triple goy!" never fails to crack me up lmao
What's goy
@@jdjd9935 people who are not jewish
@@jdjd9935Goy = non-jevv (other races) = anim,al = non-hum,an. this word is said hundreds of times in the jevvish holy books " torah " and " talmud "...
@@jdjd9935non jew
@@jdjd9935non-jew person is a goy in Judaism
Isaac was such a sweet old man. They are like two little kids fighting. Funny and sad at the same time.
He died?
@@Mo-re8yoYes. In 2005.
The second jew, Zabulon, left Afghanistan for good in 2021
@@proc3981are you an Afghani my brother??
Did u meet them??
@@proc3981 ohhhh...
@@proc3981 so sad
They were the last two jews living in Afghanistan, unfortunately Isaac, the white bearded man passed away, and now his younger brother Zabulon is the last jew living in Kabul. The two brothers never got on and each claimed ownership to the synagague which is where they both lived. God bless Isaac, And i hope Zabulon is safe and doing well.
God bless all afghans of all backgrounds.
Zabolun has now gone to Istanbul
@@shahidmaseed7 Bruh OP made that comment 13 years ago. He's not gonna respond.
@@mufasum Yeah I know
damn now 15 years from now the Taliban is back
@@aa898246history always repeats itself
Only friends have such an amazing bond😢
You never searched for this but RUclips recomend it to you
🙏
yes
True
I never sought your mom, but RUclips recommended her to me
@@LoLMasterManiac bruh. Was that really necessary
I lol'ed so hard the first time I saw this. It's Larry David and Richard Lewis in Kabul.
😂
Bro 💀
Anyone else here
26 April 2024
RUclips recommend me this ❤️
Me also.
Ayo 29 likes in 6 hour
hey me too LOL
description has two tags like "October" and 7 and also "jew" in the title, "news" in the tags and "fighting "
a very common something that makes sense to be recommended how do you not see it?
Same date, I have now idea how this sprung up.
Can't believe 2007 was 17 years ago
The insults are so "old fashioned" are so creatively thought out.
I’m Jewish, and this reenforces the old saying “two Jews, three opinions”. We literally have a 3000 page book that’s sole purpose is detailing the arguments of 2-4th century rabbis about the most random topics. Not sure why RUclips recommended this all of a sudden, but I’m happy the did 😂.
Were you talking about the talmud?
@@LoyalOpposition i noticed this too w youtube recommending me random videos with barely any views. its genuinely quite nice
What book? That sounds interesting.
@@I___Am the talmud/gemorah. It’s written in Aramaic, which is essentially Hebrew mixed with Arabic. There are parts of it that are very, very interesting, and have deep meeting, etc., But the majority of it it’s just going back-and-forth on small details. I would definitely check it out though, if I were you.
@@idontknowwhatnameshouldipu1864 mhm
A pimp, a sorceror and a scoundrel is what I want my grave to describe me as.
I’m going with “Triple goy and proud of it!”
@@thegatorhator6822 yeah, if you want to go to hell
@@defensegeneral9893 cry about it I guess.
What about goy?
0% drugs
0% nudity
0% swearing
100% Last two Afghan jews fighting each other
I'm not sure about the swearing mate
It’s like 85% swearing 😂😂
It’s just swearing in Persian 😂😂😂😂😂
The thing is, he was actually talking s*** about Zabulon. He said his customers don't come around anymore because they're scared of Zabulon. 🤷♀️
WOW thanks i didn't know
Yeah theyre being jews
Average jewish behavior
Well, he was simply speaking facts and you know that from the way zabulon was talking to him
@@rabihonov he's scamming people
What makes this funnier is RUclips's algorithm which recommended this to everyone at the same time.
I've noticed in the last handful of months that RUclips always has one recommendation on the right-side of the page with 20 views or so. The title is enticing, too.
Hey, our pfps have the same color
"They're afraid of Zabulon"
Can't blame them.
true dude
Zebulon is a menace
But technically, Zabulon wasn’t wrong. He was really talking about him and later denied it
seems more like zabulon tells them of this dudes scams
@@LickyTee Yelling racial insults because you heard your name while eavesdropping on your neighbour is, in fact, wrong.
Thank you for recommending me this video after 17 years
50% of a Jew’s life is spent arguing with other Jews. This is a major aspect of our culture.
and the other 50% is spent getting kicked out of countries 💀
H!ndustan roots
@@l6ssWhat does that mean?
Who told you they had roots in India?
And why is it bad? (Spoiler alert it's not)
This is a hate crime man, stop it before you regret it
Don't yall call pro palestinian jews antisemitic 😂😂😂
@@sorlag2496 that's why I'm proud to be an American 😎
Damn, that "Triple goy" was a sick burn. I don't think the old man can come back from that one.
actually it is quite racist. Why is being a goy something bad?
It’s unbeatable. I’ve wracked my brain and I can’t think of anything that could possibly trump “Triple goy” 😁
He died. Zabulon’s Jew magic was too strong for him…
Hahaha, i love his herati accent. I am also herati. My grand father had many jewish friends in herat. Not only jews, but also shias and sikhs. Herat was paradise on earth. I wish those times come back, but unfortunatly that dream will never come true. :(
Shias are muslims but ok?
@@hanqinglu3978 he didn't appear to say otherwise?
@@HashimAziz1 lol
@@hanqinglu3978 whats ur point?
@@hanqinglu3978they’re not
It is sooo weird seeing a RUclips video that says “17 years ago”
Where has the time went? 😟
My son, your recommendations have surpassed all expectations. From this day forward, the student has become the master.
This is like the two elderly Mexican men that are the last two Speakers of a Native indigenous language, but they had a fight decades ago and they are "not in speaking terms". Meanwhile linguistis are begging them to bury the hatched so that they can codified the language before one of them dies
Kinda sad ngl.
Are they still around?. This is fascinating.
Which country is it ? What language is it ?
not on speaking terms*
@jamescheddar4896 thanks !
At that time they were not the last. Zabulon had a distant cousin, Tova Moradi also living in Kabul with her children and many grandchildren. After rabbi Isaac levi died, her family and zabulon were the last Jews. After August 15th zabulon left to Turkey but Tova was still there until October and fled with her family to Kosovo
عاشت ايدك ع توضيح
you mean stolen Serbian land
@@СрбјеХристоврадујесесмрти have a day off.
@@EnchantedConsumerBeing But Kosovo is stolen recently from Christians 🇮🇷💙🇷🇸
@@Czardas4 مافيش مشكلة.
got this cinematic treasure in my reccomended 16 long years later
I missed this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm
?
@@inci7892curb your enthusiasm often comprises of old Jewish guys bickering
@@thegamersfaction6343 oh thanks! i did watch curb your enthusiasm, i was not sure what is the correlation
How the fuck did zabulon hear him lmao
Jews have excellent hearing. Do you know why Jews have double glazed windows?
So the kids can’t hear the ice cream van.
Bruh real?@@VILL4IN-1
@@nirobahmed3719It’s a joke because Jews don’t like spending money.
Cause air, and thus sound waves don’t cost anything - they take everything they can get for free
@@nirobahmed3719wtf
I love when RUclips just randomly recommends some ancient video for hundreds of people .
They've a political purpose for the sake of Jewish society
Why pink haired gremlin in here
Wow, those guys were fighting for like 20 years BEFORE they got kicked out lmao
???
Isaac was a very sincere kind hearted man. May he Rest In Peace.
Indeed Isaac son of Abraham (peace be upon them) was lovable. So was Ishmael/Ismail son of Abraham (peace be upon them both)
Sincere? He lied 3 times in this video alone.
@@DelFlo
He's definitely a gossiping hoe..
@@ibie27 "PBUH"? The bloodthirsty religion of Islam is why there were only two left living there.
@@aliveandwellinisrael2507
It is a major sin in Islam to kill an innocent non-muslim.
The Prophet of Islam said:
Whoever wrongs a mu‘ahid (non-Muslim living under Muslim rule) , detracts from his rights, burdens him with more work than he is able to do or takes something from him without his consent, I will plead for him (the mu‘ahid) - or I will be the opponent of (the Muslim who wronged him) - on the Day of Resurrection.”
Narrated by Abu Dawood (3052);
The Taliban jailed them for fighting so much then kicked them out of the jail because they still wouldn't stop fighting and they were annoyed by them 😂😂
This, the taliban literally told him to go home lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@haqembassadorhow do you know they weren't protected as dhimmi and paid jizya? (Edit: for those who keep replying to this I did not say jizya is bad! I am a Muslim myself. This comment was in reply to the one above mine saying "this is proof Taliban are not islamists". Yes I know elderly do not pay jizya I was speaking about in the past did they not pay and earn their dhimmi status.)
@@pacmandapackman3087 is there something wrong with a government taxing the citizens?
@@haqembassador Islamist is just a term created by western media to spread hate
Zabulon is a troll
Bruh,what are you doing here
Все равно прикольно
@@HowToKillAliens He has nowhere else to go.
Very indo european
Very indo European
I just watched another video from this channel and Issac has sadly passed right after this movie. May his soul rest in peace
This is hilarious - the last 2 jews and they are fighting eachother and throwing insults at one another
two jew three opinions as they say
No, it's really tragic
They left.
@@arvinroidoatienza7082 Where can i find out more
The whole thing is like a real life jewish joke tbh... They're even funnier when you understand persian
Notice how the old man doesn't deny that he sells fake charms? Zabulon knows what's up.
also he totally brushed past that he insulted the musicians loool
Yea what’s his side of the story
Please. Zabulon is a total asshole.
What are real charms?
@@nicholasplesko533 um those are genuine ones
Funny thing is their relative don't even know these guys have been immortalized on internet forever
Imagine being that mad at someone for that long
This video surprised me! I wasn't in the mood for reading subtitles and when I opened it they were speaking my mother tongue (persian). Amazing feeling.
Do you condemn Hamas?
@@chrisdawson1776 of course i do
@@chrisdawson1776Do you condemn KKK?
درود هم وطن 😂😭
@@InnocentIceCave-pn8xl درود
I was 15 days old when this video got posted
wow
I was in my dads balls
Now you're 31 😂
@@Qurratulain01 dude
i was 1.5
Grumpy Old Men - Afghanistan Edition.
J3ws - borat universe
They are obviously best friends.
This is the most Jewish thing. The saying “two Jews, three opinions” is 100% factual.
Simply couldn't resist clicking such masterpiece of a combination "2 jews fighting each other" and 16 years ago. Thanks RUclips!
everyone who live in Afghanistan are my people ...I don't care what their religion and languages are ...All I focus is make Afghanistan peaceful place for everyone
I hope that happens :-)
yusuuf ibrahim Amen ---- BRO !
+Mohib jan an Afghan Jew is more than a Muslim Pakistani to US AFGHANS!!!
well said
اپنے قوم پر قیاس اقوامیے معرب سے نہ کر
خاص ہے ترکیب میں قومِ رسولِ ہاشمی
Zabulon has some friggin' SUPER HEARING, damnnnn
I was getting recommended this so much, I couldn't bear it and clicked.
Finally I get some obscure recommendations. I was getting bored with only the established popular channels.
Kinda like RUclips back in the old days lol
I love RUclips for recommending hidden gems like this.
Wow! Seeing this after 17 years. This video was posted whilst i was still in high-school.