Ancient Aliens be like
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- The story of Ancient Aliens on Earth or the sequel to the finno-korean hyper war with some alien action
watch the prequel: • Alternate history be like
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Better watch yourself the glowing men will get you
GUYS PLS THE GAME AT 0:37 WAS MY CHILDHOOD DREAM BUT IT SEEMS IT WAS NEVER COMPLETED, DOES SOMEONE KNOW IF THERE IS A WAY TO BUY IT SOMEWHERE OR ANY OTHER NEWS REALLY?? ITS SUPPOSED TO BE CALLED "HUMAN RESOURCES", PLS IM DYING TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT GEM
please do scientology lore
so pretty much like what the srimad bhagavatam and every other ancient mythos says lel
Imagine where we'd be today if Finland and Korea could have kept at peace.
0% autism
Toast would never fall jelly side down
@@merrittanimation7721oh the tragedies😢
We would be already rulling the galaxy
😢😢😢
Not gonna lie. This can be one of the best alternate history lore ever, like Warhammer 40k, and can produce intriguing video games, movies and books.
all we need are the necron rip offs
@@piglin469 mummy rip offs are always welcome.
A lot of this lore is based on racism any media based on it would be cancelled instantly
It's warhammer 40k but actually good and funny
It's called Stargate SG 1.
Still better than the average Ancient Aliens episode
This is an Ancient Aliens episode
Actually though
My personal favorite episode is the onewhere they said:
People who have tattoos and other body modifications make them look kinda alien.. ALIENS TEACHED HUMANS TATTOOS!1!
I couldn't agree more
Stargate has more accurate to history lore than Ancient Aliens
What happened to History Channel?
This show is the reason why aliens won't come to visit us.
They refuse to reveal themselves out of spite for the producers
The feudal Zelvan Empire are a xenophilic people who wish not to mettle in primitive society’s affairs.
I thought it was cuz we kep trying to fuck em
Dude it literally said aliens would return in 2012 in the video
@@kats-wi9vn But they didn't return so they lied to us.
Boo!
I love shit like this. The trope of ancient precursor races with hyper advanced technology that mysteriously vanished will never not be peak kino.
It's so good man. It's like make-belive for ppl over 20
This one is even more hilarious because there are several precursor aliens that just seem to come and go.
Yep just as Lovecraft intended
@@ErikPTim named after his cat
Kino is the german word for movie theatre
So, in recap:
1. Humans were waging wars each other (as always)
2. Several alien races came and enslaved humans
3. Humans rebelled and destroyed the aliens’ home planets
4. The aliens migrated to other star systems in other to flee away from humans
5. Humans declared victory against their alien slave masters, but Earth became isolated again
6. Without technologies from the aliens, Earth’s civilization soon returned to barbarism
7. Survivors of the destroyed alien planets returned to Earth and made peace with humans. They co-existed peacefully and gave birth to human-alien hybrids
8. Humanity achieved another Golden Age
9. Earth then became enslaved (again) by yet another alien race
10. After a while, this alien race decided to kill 99% of humanity in order to prevent yet another rebellion
11. They then re-educated the remaining 1% and gave them various technologies, so that the descendants of this 1% can rebuild Earth into an alien-worshipping civilization
12. The aliens left, promising to return in the year 2012
13. To be continued…
[Edit #1: Spelling]
[Edit #2: Fixed some wrong details. Thanks for pointing them out]
Sounds like the plot of most sci fi alien movies exept there is no massive space battle where some pilot /soldier sacrafices himself
God what is this lore 💀
Ok seriously, I know I believe that aliens visited Earth, but THIS? this is too much, even for me.
But I'm in with the technological loops where civilization resets once in a while.
-A mysterious man in Golden Armor emerges as the leader of one of the tribes and declares that he will unite the planet under his control.
what about Pizza Hut
@@spiderphil secret alien society whose main purpose is observing continued breeding compatibility between humans and aliens using mainly children for early detection of deviations
When people who never touched grass, don't have any idea about architecture and engineering, say that ancient people could build impressive things only with aliens help.
But suspiciously only on non-white continents
And before anyone says "bUt wHaT AboUt StOne HengE"
Even the fucking surviving celtics weren't considered "proper white" up until mid 20th century for continental europe
Imagine the neolithic cultures that preceed it
sir this is a shitpost
I thought it was Wendy's
Sir this is fact checked. Its 100% real
Um ackchually, this is a 100% true as my i was a descendant of the great Hwan empire so fact check yourself before saying dum stuff like "ohh egyptions built pyrimids" NOOO THE FINNISH PEOPLE DID 🤓🤓🤓
How the hell did you manage to put the entire ancient aliens timeline in one place? This is a MASTERPIECE
3:26 “They instructed them to reconstruct Anunaki mega stuctures.” Shows Pizza Hut. LMAOOOO
Mainstream archeology won’t tell you about the Pizza Hut found in ancient Babylon
> Be Ancient aliens
> Build huge pyramids for no reason
> Leave the Earth
> refuse to elaborate further
Dumb dumb book writers: "perfect blocks cut with handtools and impossible weights moved by slaves pulling."
What a time to be alive.
All this primordial knowledge, for free.
This is why I pay for the internet
This version of history is more believable, as part of finnish-korean lore
Bro, this /is/ what History Channel airs
@@JustinCage56yes
as an ancient alien I can confirm this is what we did
@@Marisad Based
You mean those aren't the same thing? Lol
Finno-Korean hyperwar is one of the most important wars in our history.
Listen, I’m a huge fan of this show, and this joke about it is amazing. The fact that you made this so damn in-depth and put so much effort into this, was fantastic.
Who said it's a joke 🤣
@@JuliusDuFromageBecause it is 🗿
dude it’s all real, chronologically begins with the ancient astronaut hypothesis; then, he gets into Nietzsche’s ‘superman’ and other aryan peoples race theory; next he starts talking about the bronze age collapse which was triggered by a mysterious civilisation described as the ‘sea-peoples’ by the ancient Egyptians; after they disappeared he talks about humanity rebuilding during which the earth started to rapidly heat causing the ice sheets to melt which increased the global water level which is connected to the ancient flood myths like noah’s arc and the sinking of atlantis, which is connected to the survivors of these civilisation transmitting their lost knowledge to restart agriculture which is a hypothesis on speculative history that comes from books like hamlet’s mill; and the scientology origins myth is related to the part where the aliens whipped out 99% of the human population to prevent a rebellion after they were forced to live on earth after their home world was destroyed
@@daanisch lay off the peyote, brother
@@vivecald-vehk6978 mind your own business noise boy
The Atlantis Arc is easily the best, the Writing reached peak, visual effects were great and Hero-To-Villain Transformation of the main character was very well done, 2/10.
They really dropped the ball with the Anunnaki arc. No one cared about Nibiru no need to bring them back.
L
3/11
Really makes you feel like batman
Gotta love how atlantis happened twice rip mucontinent or whatever
Honestly the guys working for Ancient Aliens should just become sci-fi writers. They come up with shit like this once every week, if they just sold it as a fiction book one of them would be a super popular bestseller eventually and they would become millionaires.
“Chariots of the Gods” 😅
Dude, that shit is from pseudohistorical conspiracy books.
None of that is original, just an amalgamation of a dozen disparate ideas from various cranks starting from the assumption that brown people couldn't possibly move big stones and riffing on folk tales and sci-fi from there.
Honestly I enjoy watching it for the story rather that it being possible reality.
They do sell books and are millionaires. They couldn't sell it under "fiction" and become millionaires though. They have to pull an L Ron Hubbard and convince their customers that everything is 100% real haha
"thanks for the money, dummy" is the best ending an ancient aliens episode could have
This is actually more in-depth and descriptive than any Ancient Aliens episode has ever been
Do you think Ancient Aliens stays in hiding because they too live in fear of what they have created?
Could be they can't believe what we think they'd do to us or what we would do to them.
You mean the aliens or the producers of the show? (Assuming both are different groups)
good ref bro
ancient astronaut theorists...say yes
You forgot to mention on how the Greek gods are robot transformers and also brought their highly advance technology but they got their assess kick by alien called the white titan.
Plot Twist: Optimus Prime is Zeus.
And said white titan is somehow killed by a literal fucking caveman who got the Earth's personal cheat weapon by a bunch of hoohaa psycho butterfly demons
If only humanity had access to that cheat weapon a little earlier then mankind would not only stood a chance they may have been able to beat the aliens and take over some of their technology.
Man I knew Kinoko Nasu was a refutable source all along
Someone needs to get the Hyper War memes to Nasu do we can get some proper first Age of Gods lore.
Current historical lore: 🤓
Ancient aliens lore: 🗿
I'm a bit of both. I'm making lore through logic.
@@ethangavrilmoreno8479 Aliens showed up, accelerated human's evolution, built the Tower of Babel to inform humanity's leaders of the threat that will eventually destroy them if they're not advanced enough to fight back. Then the aliens destroyed the Tower of Babel as well as all traces of their presence on Earth with massive floods before leaving.
@@MK_ULTRA420 did the CIA lace your food with LSD?
This is unhinged as fuck and I love it
why is there not a game base on the "Finno-Korean Hyperwar"?
Dawn of War 2
fr they should be
Because (THEY) don't want to risk people becoming interested in learning the truth.
@@Slavesforsale1joe rogan theme plays in the background
Graphics aren't good enough yet.
"ancient aliens be like"
proceeds to launch full disclosure interspersed with meme clips so there is some plausible deniability
well played sir well played
But how would you know? Do you have the knowledge when you are born
From what, genetic inheritance? Funny to think information could be passed down like that genetically
It will happen if the Emperor doesn't reveal himself in time.
Only he can prevent the Finno-Korean Hyper War
The Emperor protects brother. One day he will lead humanity to glory and end this relentless enslavement by Xeno filth.
"Many reputable sources point to 2012 as the year of their return."
Clearly someone forgot to keep the scenario in check.
the actual year was 2210, the remnants of the hwan associates based on king wewuz descendants clearly mis wrote the finnic language up to the age of mu.
However the anunnaki believed it was 2120 from the moment kim-il-sung I hwan activated the giga mass autism array.
It is still in debate whether wewuz was a body double of yakub, considering the ancient sumerian scriptures depict a large establishment somewhere north africa.
the majority accepted 2210 due to calculating the lemurian depart per post maldek era.
You know you messed up when even the GODS OF OLYMPUS are disgusted by your hedonism.
Praise the Age of Barbarism out of which birthed the greatest Cimmerian to ever exist: Conan the Barbarian.
I love this stuff.
A serious history being mocked
A mocked history being serious
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Literally anything in histrory: Is even slightly vague
Ancient Aliens: *hits blunt* ‘It’s free real estate.’
doom 2 moment
Was HITLER actually an alien?
Why is this actually deep lore💀💀
Think this is combining like 5 or 7 different conspiracy theories that happen to fit together.
lol they should be a fantasy novel that fuses many conspiracy theories together tbh ❤
because it happened
This is like combining the plot of war of the worlds with pacific rim and indepndence Day
Fr I need to know more about the Finno-Korean Hyperwar
Finno-Korean hyper war reference💀
The best part is if you showed this to any conspiracy theory cult, they'd accept it as gospel, even if the creator came out and said he was just shitposting at 3am
The best part is that it combines every batshit insane conspiracy theory into one. You have Yakub, you have Mu, you have Atlantis, you have Pleiadians and lizard people. Every insane conspiracy theory only your nutcase uncle would believe in is here. Plus it combines a lot of mythological stories together into one.
@@therealspeedwagon1451 what about synthetic people, mudflood and Tartaria?
My favorite part is the Olympian gods being casually inserted in the middle of this scifi story lol
@@mindingmybusiness180what about the ancient city before Atlantis lemuria
@@mindingmybusiness180 yeah but they didn't even add in the Egyptian gods
This is beautiful. I am almost crying here.
The legacy of the Old Races still persists!
Aliens tried to visit the Earth again but were allegedly gunned down in Brazil.
It was their mistake going to Brazil in the first place
Alternate Universe be like:
Gotta be honest the idea of spaceships and massive Kaiju battles is actually really cool. 10/10 would watch again
"You can make a religion out of this"
“No don’t”
Ancient aliens will forever be more believable than Cleopatra "documentary"
Once the Annunaki got involved this just turned into an actual Ancient Aliens episode
When your friend recommends you a new mmo and tells you it has interesting lore
“Thanks for the money dummies” hits different with this one
The sequel we did not want, but the one we've deserved.
Honestly.
Would want a Novel. Like Greatest Historic Sci-Fi never written down
It's all fun and games until someone starts to cite Robert Sepehr and Graham Hancock as non-fiction
@@matheussanthiago9685 thats where we gets stuff like Scientology and Great Alien Overlords of a Spritualized nature that permiates all thing like Zemug...
Or you know... people could look a little into physics and relaize innerstellar travel is Neigh Impossible without bending or puncturing Space due to how fast the Universe itself expands out, I think its even starting to go faster then light but im unsure on that.
And even then a Hole in space is likely what a Singularity is. You know Blackholes, so if the only way to go from Sol-3 to alpha-centari is to puncture the Fabric of space may just create a blackhole next to idk Jupiter?
Id relate a Blackhole to that of like a Hole in a Balloon, just so happens the Universe is such a Size that it takes many many holes to deflate it but the wider it expands the more vulnerable to tears it gets.
Thats what is called a Hypothosis
Space is expanding yes, but not so fast as to where we can't visit anything in our local group.
@@theemperor-wh40k18 Id argue our Solar System, maybe out to the outer reaches of Sols inflience. Perhaps Humanity long in the future finds a way to create a Void-Space Habitat that can delve into the vast nothingness, or we turn something like Earth or Pluto into a Survivable Rogue-Planet with Terriforming and Geo-Enginering.
But I really doubt even Galactic Exploration of the Milkyway to be possible, simply by the sheer amount of Distance set between each Star. The Endless Void of Space is a proper way to put it, for its vary likely that if you were to find your starcraft stranded from any Gravity Well IE:Star your likely to stay Stranded moving in whatever direction you last had been pushed towards slower then light as things slowly over time drift farther and farther away till you yourself sucumb to the heat death.
Anunaki megastructure. A fucking Pizza Hut lmaoooo
Right now, one of the recommendations on the right side of the page is a History Channnel episode called:
"Ancient Aliens: Tesla's secret time travel connection"
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We making it out of Samsara with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Can't wait for this 2012 to happen
If we do not hear from MasterofRoflness after a couple of days then we know it´s true...
MasterofRoflness suddenly decided to redact all of his statements and commit suicide with two bullets to the back of the head. 😭
Now we'll just wait for Roland Emmerich to make a disaster movie out of it
You forgot to mention the part where the greek gods were sentient alien terraforming-colonizing spaceships
This is highly realistic and not induced by drugs in any way.
As an ancient alien i comfirm this is true
An a Denebian I feel left out. We don’t get human slaves because we are being massacred by humans calling themselves the Commonwealth of Man.
"But you must answer one question"
Finland/Korea: "You have but to ask"
"What do you want with Yakub?"
Finland/Korea: "He is the key to everything"
He was the man who created creatures from eugenic, capable of tricknology at the expense of fellow humans.
He is truly the cause of everything. Without him I doubt there would be such conflicts.
100% accurate parody of what "ancient astronaut theorists say yes" to.
I like how you have all this intense stuff in the video and then the rubber ugly item from Pikmin 2 shows up
In all seriousness, I like how this is basically a continuation of your "alternate history be like" video
the lore be going d e e p
When you ask history channel the entire Earth lore:
Thanks for the history lesson master historian 🙏
" many sources points to the year 2012 as the year of their return "
We already have 2023 . What is taking them so long ?
Ping is high
holy roman emperor otto iii and pope sylvester ii fabricated the years 611-914, so we are actually living in 1726
They were on their way before realizing they forgot to pack lunch for their time here, so they had to go all the way back. They will arrive in 4024 now.
They saw 2012 memes and immediately turned around
Same as the world ending in 2000 or whatever other past year because of climate change. W-we calculated wrong bro, trust me this time it's for real the end of the world!
"Anunaki megastructures" *shows pizza hut*
Pizza Hut is actually owned by a secret society exclusuve to those that can trace their lineage back to the ancient Anyuaki. They of course look human now due to over 4000 years of interbreeding
Sounds like the lore of every showa-era (1954-1975) Godzilla movie ever.
This is an intellectual flashbang. So much “information” that it’s difficult to process.
Is it bad that this video is still more coherent and internally consistent than the actual ancient aliens show?
As a egyptian am proud of my anunaki ancestors 💪💪💪👽👽👾
We must find the Hall of Records beneath the Sphinx 👽👾
@@ajsouza3720 common Sphinx W
JAFFA KREE
@@SepticFuddy W reference
My brain can not take this amount of advanced knowledge.
Finally
Estonia's backstory
Me in 2070 hyping up the 2020 corona outbreak to my grandkid
There are still people who would even think that all of THIS was true.
Even the Pizza Hut part
I love how it sounds like random nonsense, but if you pay attention theres an actual consistent plot 😂.
I like that there’s a trilogy of sorts:
Black history be like, Alternate history be like, and Ancient aliens be like
Great to see you working on more actual historical content instead of just memes. I'd love to see you cover the Phantom Time Crisis of 614-911 or the Assassin-Templar War in future videos
Don’t forget the Timeline-191 Incudent.
That first half, not gonna lie, came uncomfortably close to a thingy I’ve been working on for far to long
It's almost as if this idea has been rehashed on reworked a bunch huh?
@@PALACIO254 Yeah... funny how that works
I personally think the historical context of Kaiju War II has been overlooked by scholars for years.
I remember this in social studies.
Bro, can you imagine watching this while high af
Good idea
This less than 4 minute video has the storyline of a 69 episode series.
...and then the god-emperor arose and reunited the scattered human civilisations, hereby prompting the start of the great crusade.
Its actually a good Lore for a video game tbh
It's actually pretty accurate to RuneScape's lore lmao aliens invaded the planet and the gods fought a massive war in every plane of existence, and all sides lost except for Zamorak (totally not Yakub) "doing nothing wrong" and now everybody has autism -except for- especially the main character (you).
"So long as there's 2 people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead." John Patrick Lowrie, 2009
This did not feel like an almost 4 minute video. I honestly thought it was 10 minutes.
This some good top-tier Elder Scrolls type levels of lore that I've seen in a while
My favorite part was when the two moustache men put away their differences and worked together to protect earth from the alien invasion.
And then the God-Emperor of Mankind unified Terra
Alien moment 💀
They really should just become sci-fi writers. That’s actually some pretty cool world buolding
Casually segues into the Hyborian Age
dude, what the hell did I just watch. It's a listening to a lecture at uni whilst on acid.
The Annunaki's warcry "Rocks and Stone!" when they find local gold deposits
0:16 yum, pie homeland
This video is just a Fever dream
Bruh the end "Thanks for the money - dummy" caught me hard off guard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Universe at war songs are the shit, it’s a crime that the game never got a sequel
was my 2nd favorite rts to play after dawn of war dark crusade lol
I've never seen a full episode, just snippets while on break and my favorite two bits were
1) "There's no way humans could have created this stone!" The stone: Just a longer rock used in a wall. Same type as every other rock in the wall, just twice as long.
2) "Could the government be building underwater UFOs?" No. First, if it's underwater, it's not a UFO; it's a USO. Second, if you're building it, it's not Unknown. "Hey Ralph, we've spent $500 million building this thing? Wtf is it?" "Me? I thought you knew, Sam!"
Plot twist: It is THE real history
What I like is the random Lovecraftian creatures sprinkled in, since in his mythos humanity is created by aliens. It comes full circle
Honestly the wild ass insanity that is the hyperspace war and everything else would make for a great sci fi TV show
How DARE they say Jackie Chen's death is disputed. I remember his dying words when he was in my arm, beaten. "Bạn đầy cứt" or some chinese shit, meaning "Why, black dynamite? Why"
I'll never forget that war
History channel at 3 am