I think he feels like a slave because he has to keep doing this shit to make money and he has to keep convincing people to fuck up their health for him to earn money. Maybe deep down he realises the depressing reality
@daheinz27 What science is there to show they are healthy? A quick google search will tell you seed oils become literally toxic when you cook with them. The reason they are unsaturated, mono etc etc, is because the molecular bonds are not tightly packed, so those molecules are unstable and can basically very easily change positions and oxidise. You're also telling me the term "SOY boys" are nothing to do with SOY? Did you know women on menopause literally take soy as a replacement for estrogen on hormone replacement therapy??.. There's an entire subreddit for soy being used during menopause. Soy has like 1million times the estrogen that you would find in beef(not exaggerating), you also don't absorb the estrogen from beef anyway. Soy is in the category of phytochemicals, and a subcategory under phyochemicals is phytoestrogen. Phyto meaning plant btw, so plant chemicals/plant estrogen. Cba putting more info about other seed oils tbh. Research yourself. Also research beforehand next time and if you ask for proof you need to also show proof as a counter claim of course.
@@daheinz27 Good studies are randomized controlled trials RCT long term and these don't exist. Main issues with seed oils are the high doses of Omega 6 and the lack of fat soluble vitamins.
Interestingly, he did mention that he was eating some chicken with a few extra grams and that it's delicious. Everything would be more delicious if he replaced all of the carbs with healthy fats.
Even without the pestisides it's still terrible for you. I understand eating grains in times of famine, but these guys want you to eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
@@TyrianHaze It actually gets me kind of emotional to see people waste this relatively unique privilege of being able to eat life-giving food i.e. animal foods as the majority or all of their diet. Many people all around the world have to eat grain to survive. In the past, this was even more true, and it was true of their ancestors. I believe a lot of diseases and health problems back then were rooted in poor nutrition. They didn't have a choice and had to be underdeveloped, sickly, and short-lived because of their mostly grain diet. Even worse when it's kids. It's adults who were raised on animal foods and have the developmental health and nutritional inertia to utterly destroy their health and still be able to bounce back, encouraging this nonsense to kids, who are at serious risk of being completely stunted and sickly for their whole lives.
I don't want to put him on blast for his height but at 6:39 it's very hard for him to try to look manly and badass when his legs are hanging in the air like that as if he's a child sitting in a booster seat
@@mr.i6527all womans bro 😂, the point is, because he is insecure about his height he goes to the gym to look big, guy he never gonna be, the same as ugly guys go to the gym but some Muscle don't fix ur ugly faces, they Just coping
I feel like we are watching a man unsuccessfully coping with his severe depression. Unfortunately, he's avoiding one of the few things that would help which is sunlight.
The poop aspect of diet is the one that has always been strange to me once I considerably reduced by carb/fiber intake. They "science" tells you that you need to eat fiber and poop every single day right on schedule like a machine, and that it prevents colon cancer and what not(or rather, meat causes colon cancer), but once you adopt a diet that is more carnivore, you really begin to have questions about the "advice" that you are given all of your life. IE: Why does everything that they tell you to do seem to revolve around you having to consume some waste product or another and telling you that the effects of the waste product on your body are what is natural and healthy? For example, they want you to consume fiber, which provides little to no nutritional value, but they lie to you and tell you that if you don't poop like clockwork every single day you are at risk for colon cancer. The reality is that they realized that people had to go to the restroom more often when they started consuming fiber, and so the "science" changed to tell you that this is what is healthy so that you don't question having to poop more often than you have to on a meat diet. Another example of this is all of the "low fat" foods out there. They extract the good part of the food(the fat), use it for something else, and then they lie to you telling you that fat is bad for you. The cherry on top is that they will gaslight you and tell you that seed oil fats(another waste product) are good for you, and that it's ok to consume those. Then they add the waste product to everything they can by replacing animal fats with seed oil fats. Now you have all kinds of food in the super market made out of fiber+seed oils and people are basically killing themselves without realizing that all of the "healthy" food they are consuming is actually the cause of every single one of practically all of their diseases. They don't realize that the big tobacco executives(now cheap waste product food executives) moved on from poisoning people with cigarettes to turning all of our food into poison. And that the tobacco executives also own a stake in the companies that treat all of the diseases caused by their products.
I can agree with the fat part, but that's just because people that don't look into nutrition think that if something is low in fat it will help them not get fat, it's a stupid phenomenon but it's slowly going away. On the other hand, fibers are essential especially because they don't prove a nutritional value, it's not their job. What they do is feed our stomach's bacteria which then helps us digest(for example, Goatis mentions how eating cereals would wipe those bacterias, which is sort of true but also exagerating). Now a good amount and health of those bacterias (it's still kind of early for the science to be exact) is apparently linked to a lot of aspect to our health, so you don't get IBS and so you poop regularly. The colon cancer thing is just because if that part of your body is used regularly( kind of similar to what they say about prostate cancer), then it's less likely it gets sick, but again it's not like fiber itself fixes it, it's just a domino effect that a good stomach causes.
@@guru4812 how is fiber essential? if you believe we evolved from neanderthals(which is highly debatable) where did they get that "essential fiber" that helped them evolve into modern humans?? Besides some fruit all fiber is from manmade products.
In my experience fiber is a delicate balance. When I took it all out I needed to eat a ton of fat to toop which resulted in messy and oily shits. But too much fiber can make you super gassy and upset your stomach. A bit of fiber that's in fruit is good enough for me.
No one, not even him, says this is healthy. He admits to being on gear and says multiple time that it's not something other people should do. Even at the start he says he's doing this video just because people asked about it often.
@AlexOdyssey9 Hello, I only found out about Goatis today. And I didn't know his fans (and himself probably) were so based. I found out that he got banned on youtube so that is a plus (if you see what youtube does allow/promote). And I was wondering where I can find his own content, or his free speech community, like a telegram.
Some other concerning things on mikes body are his clubbed fingers and GH gut, distended belly with veins… amongst many it seems his organs and heart are shutting down. Pretty sad. Also he’s usually a funny guy the drugs have completely changed his natural personality. It’s incredible 😂
I’ve seen videos of him here and there. Never seen a what I eat from him. Can’t believe he is out there talking nutrition on RUclips and then chugs down cheerios for breakfast. Even if you aren’t into low carb or carnivore, this is just GARBAGE! Sometimes I’m amazed at what those bodybuilders eat, in terms of quality. They have the money and access to high quality food and they eat cheerios!
@@kamo7293 even if you like carb loading in the morning there are definitely better food sources than that, it’s not like he’s on a budget. Cheerios are processed garbage.
What you forget is that he needs to consume an insane amount of kcalories to support his bodybuilding goals. Good luck achieving those numbers with just whole foods.
@@iCaTPSAIt’s easy. My own metabolism ramped up three weeks ago for a couple of weeks and I was eating 5,000 - 6,500 calories in the form of 1.3kg - 1.7kg of raw minced (ground) beef, and used beef tallow like butter on top. The mince is custom-made to 80% fat and includes liver and heart. Full of nutrients, energy and protein. There’s absolutely no need to live off Cheerios.
@@mddperkins ok cool. So.. 80% of your diet is fat. Which means copious meals that last an eternity to digest and most likely would interfere with most people's ability to perform as needed while training. If it works for you that's fine, but I'm pretty sure it would be a pain in the ass for most people. Nutrition should be individualized and convenient. Let the man eat some cheerios if that fits into his macros.
Probably one of the best videos on this channel. I would laugh out loud if I wasn't at my slave job. A grown man stuffing himself with cereal and milk saying he's a scientist... Oh my god 😅
Ah, was waiting for this one, especially since I recently had an argument with someone in-person a couple of weeks ago who tried to impose Mike Israetel on me!!! We all know why he is automatically regarded as a "Dr.", since he belongs to the Chosenite Tribe!
Definitely! But I would prefer to make jerky using some organs like heart, liver, etc. It may not have a lot of its nutrition profile, but it will have a decent amount more than muscle meat jerky.
He has bad genetics. Took a ton of steroids and got bigger but that doesn't fix bad genetics. He can't win BB competitions and consistently comes in like 6th place or worse. He's like Jason Blaha totally delusional about how he looks.
@@3ncore706 Depends on how much muscle you have on your body. Obesity is about body fat, not muscle. I get it that Goatis doesn't think that you should exercise, but someone working out or doing sports for fun will put on a few extra pounds of muscle and isn't really obese.
He mentions Blood pressure medication. Straining with those weights is surely not safe when trying to control that condition. When you are short going wider makes you look shorter.
@@MartinBahls putting that aside he had a good face n hair n good muscle insertion ,could have gone for a female gaze physique +chadlet instead of THIS
I became a personal trainer as of recent, i know you look down on fitness and lifting in general, i personally enjoy strength training and the hardship. but HOLY Frcik is this industry toxic as shit, drug abuse everywhere, people doing really questionable shit just to get some clout, other day i drove to a fitness expo with collegues (who are both juiceheads) and they were talking stories about insane behaviour some of the clients have, especially on female side with tons of drama. Then theres the issue of them pinning roids to cope with feeling less masculine or something. I personally never used anything and i dont feel the need to, but its crazy what people are willing to do just to get some fame / money
How does he weigh so much if he only eats cereal, chicken, and yogurt? I would have to eat 5 tubs of icecream a day to get to 220lbs... Steroids must be nuts.
Eh I did raw carnivore and I kept muscle but if you are building muscle you need carbs but that’s if you want to blow up. Otherwise you’ll be fit looking which I prefer anyway
@@nordblut666This is just not true. Why would a cooked version of a food that’s already bioavailable to us become more nutritious when put in high heat. It’s the exact opposite things are lost in cooking when it comes to meat. That’s why having rare steak is more optimal than medium or over done. It’s common sense
@walterkronkite4262 You are right! Raw meats, raw eggs, raw milk, and raw honey will always be superior to heating them in every way. I question people's sanity when they say that cooking something makes it more bioavailable. For example, when you pasturize milk, it makes it taste funny and destroys the bacteria that helps a human to digest it properly. What does that tell someone about heating stuff to make it more bioavailable? Answer: NOTHING
I suppose he means that he is unattractive and in general no good looking woman would ever be with him. In general very desperate, ugly or old European men tend to go often to Aisa to get a wife, often to the Philippines or Thailand. Asian women in general (and also Asian gay guys) have some attraction to older white men, or at least don't mind being with much older white men. Often it has also to do with the idea that the old white man has money and can take you to live with him in his country. I know many such couples of old white man and a younger Asian. In this case there may not be very big age difference but generally unattractive white men know that their best chance to have a woman next to them is to go to Asia.
Whats weird is a guy like mike is clearly a smart guy who's decently logical However he still abuses his body in a sport hes not gifted enough to ever win in, and can't diet well enough to be show lean
100% whey is a waste product when the dairy companies process it. When you naturally let the curds and whey separate, it’s very healthy and good for you
He pushed the metal back and forth, and nobody benefited from it. Obviously he is not a slave, otherwise someone else should have benefited from his effort.
Goatis you should also watch his take on longevity, he is telling people to eat seed oils and grains for living longer. It's hilarious - if it wasn't such bad advice to all his hundreds of thousands of viewers...
A lot of people here seems to think that Mike is doing this to optimise health… he doesn’t, he wants to maximise muscle growth and strength. Has nothing or little to do with “health”.
@GoatisReviews, I have a Video Review request for you by someone who goes by the YT Name "Canup Files" as well as "Devon Canup". A Nordic Bloke who has gone down the wrong path in life, completely against his own self honor. H3 exaggerates his own success and acts like he's making millions upon millions of dollars per year just being some Digital Nomad on his computer. He promotes all the stuff like Andrew Tate and he adores Elon Musk and all the big cats, adores driving around in man-made metal cars, and has absolutely no sense of living naturally. I'd like to recommend a specific video, but I am not sure which one! All of them are so crazy, but for example today he posted one labeled "You need to hit $30k a month ASAP". H3 acts like money is real and dedicates his life to trying to pursue it. His channel is very small. Another one too is: How to Make "FYou" Money in Your 20's.
Mike actually passes the hurdle of facial aesthetics n symmetry even though he is 5'6 ,tbh ,ran measurements ,other than a larger forehead and overall hyper masculine facial thirds proportion he passes literally everything, solid 7.7/10 chad face , he could have easily went for an aesthetic physique ,but instead decided to be ba roidhead n lost his hair which he could have perfectly used to hide the higher forehead like I an somerhalder types do , comedy of errors .
I had to carry around a 100kg table today and it really made me sure once again that I absolutely hate physical exertion, I didnt even carry it alone and it was still very exhausting. People do this several times a week for no reason... clown world. Four legged animals are way easier to carry, almost like they are made for it, you can just put a deer on your shoulders
"Eating goyslop everyday".
Have a shekel
He's jewish though lol
(.(.(.....).).)
guy looks 60. but he is in 40s.... 42 i think. CRAZY
@@frederico-d3l i thought he was around 52 haha
when you got that 7day pill box you know it's over
The vax gives me all my vitamins for the year
He's just like my 94 year old grandma
Well it's over for you because you limit yourself and so do the people laughing with you.
😂
they all look like babies wearing adult suit
haha so true....
Yeah if a baby had 5,000,000 wrinkles
@@allan2665 babies have wrinkles in the first days of life xD
but they go away after a month or 2
Were all babies in an adult suit bruh are you dumb?
@@frederico-d3lawwwwwww lil angels
Depressionmaxxing.
This clip has me thinking about him, Greg Doucette, and other short bodybuilders:
ruclips.net/video/UT3Q85IvtDs/видео.htmlsi=2ckHNyz9OY3S4KSM
Bro only eats pills and powders, im in tears, peak comedy
the epitome of health! 😄
So you're of the bealief we should eat raw meat and drink blood? And that, that isn't peak comedy?
@@Saint-hamudi cooking meat is literally part of why we evolved lmao some of yall are LOST
@@Saint-hamudi do you also drink blood and not wear sunscreen?
@@Yannis_AdonisI drink the blood of my enemies and use the blood as sunscreen.
I feel like his constant joking is a coping mechanism for some underlying depression brought on by his lifestyle.
I think he feels like a slave because he has to keep doing this shit to make money and he has to keep convincing people to fuck up their health for him to earn money. Maybe deep down he realises the depressing reality
Yes it is
With that height bro was clearly coping 😂. Only he didn’t realise that that much muscle looks repulsive and makes him look even shorter.
Underrated comment
Yeah, that's why I stay away from gyms. My dad says I'm not even that short because I'm Mexican (I'm almost 5'6"), but that's just a cope.
i googled his age............ the guy is 40 years old. he looks at least 58.
5'6 is not short for mexican@@reylo99
His disproportion makes him look like Gimli from Lord of the Rings
He’s eminently smug and unlikeable.
Thats why we love him
"Dr" Mike also tells his audience that seed oils are perfectly healthy. Hearing that is when i instantly stopped watching his content.
Yeah that was lame take
Yeah, because that's literally what the science says. Have you ever read a good study that says they arent.
@daheinz27 What science is there to show they are healthy? A quick google search will tell you seed oils become literally toxic when you cook with them.
The reason they are unsaturated, mono etc etc, is because the molecular bonds are not tightly packed, so those molecules are unstable and can basically very easily change positions and oxidise.
You're also telling me the term "SOY boys" are nothing to do with SOY?
Did you know women on menopause literally take soy as a replacement for estrogen on hormone replacement therapy??.. There's an entire subreddit for soy being used during menopause.
Soy has like 1million times the estrogen that you would find in beef(not exaggerating), you also don't absorb the estrogen from beef anyway.
Soy is in the category of phytochemicals, and a subcategory under phyochemicals is phytoestrogen. Phyto meaning plant btw, so plant chemicals/plant estrogen.
Cba putting more info about other seed oils tbh. Research yourself. Also research beforehand next time and if you ask for proof you need to also show proof as a counter claim of course.
@@daheinz27 Good studies are randomized controlled trials RCT long term and these don't exist. Main issues with seed oils are the high doses of Omega 6 and the lack of fat soluble vitamins.
Yea once I heard that I unsubscribed
I'm halfway through the video and so far no real food was eaten. Sad.
He is preparing to go on stage soon so he is dieting hard. Nevertheless extremely pathetic.
i googled his age............ the guy is 40 years old. he looks at least 58.
the amount of work they put in to be overweight with unimpressive physiques
eats hundreds of grams of carbs per meal, drinks non fat milk, makes no sense.
Interestingly, he did mention that he was eating some chicken with a few extra grams and that it's delicious. Everything would be more delicious if he replaced all of the carbs with healthy fats.
@@arielsantomauro9558 Get some cysteine in your diet
He rather have highly oxidized food like seed oils. His body wouldn't know what to do with healthy fats.
This guy is a joke. Eating Cheerios, ranked the highest level of glyphosate measure in prepackaged foods.
American food standards bruh
Even without the pestisides it's still terrible for you. I understand eating grains in times of famine, but these guys want you to eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He's paid to advertise these.
i googled his age............ the guy is 40 years old. he looks at least 58.
@@TyrianHaze It actually gets me kind of emotional to see people waste this relatively unique privilege of being able to eat life-giving food i.e. animal foods as the majority or all of their diet.
Many people all around the world have to eat grain to survive. In the past, this was even more true, and it was true of their ancestors. I believe a lot of diseases and health problems back then were rooted in poor nutrition. They didn't have a choice and had to be underdeveloped, sickly, and short-lived because of their mostly grain diet.
Even worse when it's kids. It's adults who were raised on animal foods and have the developmental health and nutritional inertia to utterly destroy their health and still be able to bounce back, encouraging this nonsense to kids, who are at serious risk of being completely stunted and sickly for their whole lives.
Even coach Greg Doucette is worried about him and tries to talk him out of abusing drugs.
I don't want to put him on blast for his height but at 6:39 it's very hard for him to try to look manly and badass when his legs are hanging in the air like that as if he's a child sitting in a booster seat
who cares abt his height? lol
Everyone cares u coper@@mr.i6527
@@mr.i6527everyone?
@@mr.i6527all womans bro 😂, the point is, because he is insecure about his height he goes to the gym to look big, guy he never gonna be, the same as ugly guys go to the gym but some Muscle don't fix ur ugly faces, they Just coping
Everyone...height makes u a man@@mr.i6527
I feel like we are watching a man unsuccessfully coping with his severe depression. Unfortunately, he's avoiding one of the few things that would help which is sunlight.
The poop aspect of diet is the one that has always been strange to me once I considerably reduced by carb/fiber intake. They "science" tells you that you need to eat fiber and poop every single day right on schedule like a machine, and that it prevents colon cancer and what not(or rather, meat causes colon cancer), but once you adopt a diet that is more carnivore, you really begin to have questions about the "advice" that you are given all of your life.
IE: Why does everything that they tell you to do seem to revolve around you having to consume some waste product or another and telling you that the effects of the waste product on your body are what is natural and healthy? For example, they want you to consume fiber, which provides little to no nutritional value, but they lie to you and tell you that if you don't poop like clockwork every single day you are at risk for colon cancer. The reality is that they realized that people had to go to the restroom more often when they started consuming fiber, and so the "science" changed to tell you that this is what is healthy so that you don't question having to poop more often than you have to on a meat diet.
Another example of this is all of the "low fat" foods out there. They extract the good part of the food(the fat), use it for something else, and then they lie to you telling you that fat is bad for you. The cherry on top is that they will gaslight you and tell you that seed oil fats(another waste product) are good for you, and that it's ok to consume those. Then they add the waste product to everything they can by replacing animal fats with seed oil fats. Now you have all kinds of food in the super market made out of fiber+seed oils and people are basically killing themselves without realizing that all of the "healthy" food they are consuming is actually the cause of every single one of practically all of their diseases. They don't realize that the big tobacco executives(now cheap waste product food executives) moved on from poisoning people with cigarettes to turning all of our food into poison. And that the tobacco executives also own a stake in the companies that treat all of the diseases caused by their products.
@TyrianHaze Amen brother
I can agree with the fat part, but that's just because people that don't look into nutrition think that if something is low in fat it will help them not get fat, it's a stupid phenomenon but it's slowly going away.
On the other hand, fibers are essential especially because they don't prove a nutritional value, it's not their job. What they do is feed our stomach's bacteria which then helps us digest(for example, Goatis mentions how eating cereals would wipe those bacterias, which is sort of true but also exagerating). Now a good amount and health of those bacterias (it's still kind of early for the science to be exact) is apparently linked to a lot of aspect to our health, so you don't get IBS and so you poop regularly.
The colon cancer thing is just because if that part of your body is used regularly( kind of similar to what they say about prostate cancer), then it's less likely it gets sick, but again it's not like fiber itself fixes it, it's just a domino effect that a good stomach causes.
The horror... The horror...
@@guru4812 how is fiber essential? if you believe we evolved from neanderthals(which is highly debatable) where did they get that "essential fiber" that helped them evolve into modern humans?? Besides some fruit all fiber is from manmade products.
In my experience fiber is a delicate balance. When I took it all out I needed to eat a ton of fat to toop which resulted in messy and oily shits. But too much fiber can make you super gassy and upset your stomach. A bit of fiber that's in fruit is good enough for me.
It's ironic that the people who are going to die the soonest are touted as the healthiest
It's funny how that happens.
@AlexOdyssey9 I would like to say "survival of the fittest" but that sounds terrible.
I like "survival of the smartest" better. 😂😂😂
No one, not even him, says this is healthy. He admits to being on gear and says multiple time that it's not something other people should do. Even at the start he says he's doing this video just because people asked about it often.
6:47 he looks like a toddler. Hilarious.
What's crazy is that I paused this video right at this point just to find a comment just like this LOL!!!!
He's following the food pyramid lool
you're a nazi.
@AlexOdyssey9 Hello, I only found out about Goatis today. And I didn't know his fans (and himself probably) were so based. I found out that he got banned on youtube so that is a plus (if you see what youtube does allow/promote). And I was wondering where I can find his own content, or his free speech community, like a telegram.
How can that "Carbmaster Milk" say its "Keto Friendly" when it literally says NON-FAT milk right there on the label. Keto is a high fat diet. LOL
Agreed...but supermarket food today is a con, at the very best.
😂😂😂
Could be high protein, low fat, low carbs.
@@august4633 But with the title of "Carbmaster" that would mean high in carbs, so it wouldnt be keto even if it was high in protein.
Some other concerning things on mikes body are his clubbed fingers and GH gut, distended belly with veins… amongst many it seems his organs and heart are shutting down. Pretty sad. Also he’s usually a funny guy the drugs have completely changed his natural personality. It’s incredible 😂
He never had a personality
I’ve seen videos of him here and there. Never seen a what I eat from him. Can’t believe he is out there talking nutrition on RUclips and then chugs down cheerios for breakfast. Even if you aren’t into low carb or carnivore, this is just GARBAGE! Sometimes I’m amazed at what those bodybuilders eat, in terms of quality. They have the money and access to high quality food and they eat cheerios!
@@kamo7293 even if you like carb loading in the morning there are definitely better food sources than that, it’s not like he’s on a budget. Cheerios are processed garbage.
Fr why not just a bunch of rice and a couple eggs
What you forget is that he needs to consume an insane amount of kcalories to support his bodybuilding goals. Good luck achieving those numbers with just whole foods.
@@iCaTPSAIt’s easy. My own metabolism ramped up three weeks ago for a couple of weeks and I was eating 5,000 - 6,500 calories in the form of 1.3kg - 1.7kg of raw minced (ground) beef, and used beef tallow like butter on top.
The mince is custom-made to 80% fat and includes liver and heart. Full of nutrients, energy and protein. There’s absolutely no need to live off Cheerios.
@@mddperkins ok cool. So.. 80% of your diet is fat. Which means copious meals that last an eternity to digest and most likely would interfere with most people's ability to perform as needed while training. If it works for you that's fine, but I'm pretty sure it would be a pain in the ass for most people. Nutrition should be individualized and convenient. Let the man eat some cheerios if that fits into his macros.
@Goatis he's also small hat person
And?
did the surname give it away?
@@janedough6575 And it's a problem for normal humans.
@@pisk64 i recall him bragging about it in some video
He has the personality of a small hat person
6:38 he’s sitting in a little chair and his feet aren’t touching the ground
He definitely lied about his height! He's a 5ft even, turbo manlet! 😂
Real men used to eat raw komodo. Now we eat Multi grain cherrios and complained how expensive meat is
Raw komodo????
Real men ate raw human flesh but now we're stuck drinking plastic and estrogenics 😢😢😢
@@Reinousmessandriahdristreniyos now we stuck eating bread and noodles. With oatmilk
@@BangKrizzy soyboys are winning 😢
Aren't those endangered?
3:46 the orange haribo gummies with the sour sanding are the icing on the cake, you can't even make this stuff up
Probably one of the best videos on this channel. I would laugh out loud if I wasn't at my slave job. A grown man stuffing himself with cereal and milk saying he's a scientist... Oh my god 😅
14:13
"He actually has a wife? That's surprising"
You wouldn't be surprised if you saw what she looks like
11:34 literally shrek
If shrek was 3 feet shorter and sunlight deprived
Ah, was waiting for this one, especially since I recently had an argument with someone in-person a couple of weeks ago who tried to impose Mike Israetel on me!!! We all know why he is automatically regarded as a "Dr.", since he belongs to the Chosenite Tribe!
Oy vey, shut it down...
Hey Goatis what do you think of grass fed beef jerky? I know it’s not close to raw meat but if you’re on the go is it an alright snack?
Yes.
Definitely! But I would prefer to make jerky using some organs like heart, liver, etc. It may not have a lot of its nutrition profile, but it will have a decent amount more than muscle meat jerky.
His physique is so bad and what is going on with his stomach???
Bubble gut from all the drugs
@@tonytagliatelle9225 yes but I'm talking about the skin, it looks so bad compared to other bodybuilders. It looks horrendous
He has bad genetics. Took a ton of steroids and got bigger but that doesn't fix bad genetics. He can't win BB competitions and consistently comes in like 6th place or worse. He's like Jason Blaha totally delusional about how he looks.
Big smart Jew
He's like 5'5
@@kirkcavenaugh758 big penis
Small dumb jew
Dude looks like a charakter from lord of the rings. He is some kind of medgett for sure. I would fuess im atleast 2 heads taller
@@magnusbengtsson-u1tGimli shaved…he just needs a battle axe
Raw meat is muscle… powders will turn you into sludge without roids
WHAAA
His weight given his height proves to me that BMI is mostly legit. Any normal person would look at this guy and say he is unhealthy and obese.
I will admit this was one of the hardest video to watch on this channel. I think this is the worst what I eat in a day aside from raw vegans.
I recognized this guy in the elevator but he’s such a walking cope I didn’t even want to acknowledge him.
Brutal
you sure showed him bro....
245 pounds and he is like 5ft3? That is some severe obesity
5ft 6
@@Barabbas-q7l245 lbs or 110kg is not the healthy average weight for anyone below 7ft my guy
@@Barabbas-q7l
Even at 6’5 you shouldnt really weigh 245. The fact that this dwarf weighs that much is bonkers
@@Barabbas-q7lthats the weight of an obese person at 6’3
@@3ncore706 Depends on how much muscle you have on your body. Obesity is about body fat, not muscle. I get it that Goatis doesn't think that you should exercise, but someone working out or doing sports for fun will put on a few extra pounds of muscle and isn't really obese.
"A Parody of a Man" is actually a very thought provoking and somewhat sad title given to this man.
Mans going for that horizontal build
He mentions Blood pressure medication. Straining with those weights is surely not safe when trying to control that condition. When you are short going wider makes you look shorter.
Weights aren't a problem for hypertension, the gead is, thats why he uses the meds, its called risk management.
Goatis should do a shorts video called "my chillout routine" with this badass music and slowmotion
mike the 5'5 ogre
5'3
is worse.......... he is a jew
A real lotr Dwarf
golem
looks like rebe made himself into a golem. ironic
bro is tracking his macro but has 0 micro only from his pilss
i love goatis sarcasm lol
Wow. His wife is seriously not feminine at all.
kinda hard to "look up" to a 5`6 guy xD
@@MartinBahls putting that aside he had a good face n hair n good muscle insertion ,could have gone for a female gaze physique +chadlet instead of THIS
@@ManInterrupted-if5wz the wide waist IS from roiding, his arm insertions are good bad abs yes ,but wide shoulders ,roids ruin
@@kamo7293 sry, it comes with the territory...
@@ManInterrupted-if5wzthe large waist circumference is coming from the excessive carbs no doubt
Bullying men for their height isn’t cool
you are gay @Goatis
Watching him add powders to water while I sip raw milk.
Oh shit I just saw the cereal for "post workout" lmao
He says estrogen, soy and p r 0 n is good for u and is uhm well look at his last name....😅
@@NexusNarratives759 he also said seed oils weren’t bad for you too. Yep last name definitely checks out.
@@BearingChrist3 replace the M in his namr with a K
He should have his title revoked ASAP, he spreads dangerous misinformation
"oh my God! And then he eats cereal in slow motion with non-fat milk full of toxins, I can't." 😂😂😂😂
parody is acurate he is literally a meme.
React to eric dubay
@@MrPotatoPants326 Eric and him both legends
@@Reverands420 They may have crossed paths ideologically but Eric is a vegan and it's a miracle he's right on some regards of this life that we live
I became a personal trainer as of recent, i know you look down on fitness and lifting in general, i personally enjoy strength training and the hardship.
but HOLY Frcik is this industry toxic as shit, drug abuse everywhere, people doing really questionable shit just to get some clout, other day i drove to a fitness expo with collegues (who are both juiceheads) and they were talking stories about insane behaviour some of the clients have, especially on female side with tons of drama.
Then theres the issue of them pinning roids to cope with feeling less masculine or something.
I personally never used anything and i dont feel the need to, but its crazy what people are willing to do just to get some fame / money
If you would enjoy it then it wouldn't be called hardship.
Lol don't tell me even pushups , pullups and running a mile once a while is bad for you😅
@@Nullbl0ckerr0r thats what he says
In nature you would only lift carcasses of dead animals you killed (barefoot)
If you want "natural" workout then go for clubbells and sandbags, not barbells and machines.
How does he weigh so much if he only eats cereal, chicken, and yogurt? I would have to eat 5 tubs of icecream a day to get to 220lbs... Steroids must be nuts.
He’s on contest prep
Were you tryna say that his wife is Asian because no white woman will look his way? Blackpillers talk about this stuff and don’t get banned 🤷♂️.
idek if asian, maybe phillipines? I'm assuming brazilian
i think he was trying to say his wife looks like a man lol.
Well at least this guy is honest about his drug use.
Raw meat = muscle growth. Tested.
Eh I did raw carnivore and I kept muscle but if you are building muscle you need carbs but that’s if you want to blow up. Otherwise you’ll be fit looking which I prefer anyway
Eating muscle is good for your muscle who woulda thought
@@nordblut666This is just not true. Why would a cooked version of a food that’s already bioavailable to us become more nutritious when put in high heat. It’s the exact opposite things are lost in cooking when it comes to meat. That’s why having rare steak is more optimal than medium or over done. It’s common sense
@@nordblut666Great response how old are you twelve?
@walterkronkite4262 You are right! Raw meats, raw eggs, raw milk, and raw honey will always be superior to heating them in every way. I question people's sanity when they say that cooking something makes it more bioavailable.
For example, when you pasturize milk, it makes it taste funny and destroys the bacteria that helps a human to digest it properly. What does that tell someone about heating stuff to make it more bioavailable?
Answer: NOTHING
Dr. Mike Israetel holds a PhD in Sport Physiology
9:46 yes , balls decay and stop doing their job when you put synthetic variants of their secretion in .
@@SaintMeeksDontevERgetup you can utilize compounds to stimulate them completely
I just wish someone mainstream or someone you reviewed, makes a video on you. Then we can expose the lies and brainwashing to the masses.
Look at his humorous head!I bet the good Dr prescribed himself a lot of growth hormones 😅
Goatis face when he realises he’s actually going to eat them dog shit cereals priceless 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro is ogremaxin
Polishtruckdrivermaxxing
He is eating cheerios 😂 I died 😂😂😂
funny as shit seeing him eat the cereal
The carb master milk was pretty funny
I laughed so hard seeing the fat free ultra filtered
He really means “what I DON’T eat in a day” 😂
Bro only eats pills and powders. does he hate himself that hard?
5'6'' and 240 pounds is a BMI of 37.6
That can’t be healthy
17:53 perfect looksmatch, what do you mean? xD
I suppose he means that he is unattractive and in general no good looking woman would ever be with him. In general very desperate, ugly or old European men tend to go often to Aisa to get a wife, often to the Philippines or Thailand. Asian women in general (and also Asian gay guys) have some attraction to older white men, or at least don't mind being with much older white men. Often it has also to do with the idea that the old white man has money and can take you to live with him in his country. I know many such couples of old white man and a younger Asian. In this case there may not be very big age difference but generally unattractive white men know that their best chance to have a woman next to them is to go to Asia.
This is the image in my head when certain guys say "they're just so much more traditional and feminine!" 😁
Ribbit
He's 5'6" so no, no one looks up to him.
Whats weird is a guy like mike is clearly a smart guy who's decently logical
However he still abuses his body in a sport hes not gifted enough to ever win in, and can't diet well enough to be show lean
Whats up with the sides of his skull?
Those are R3ptilian Human-Hybrid features... He belongs to the chosenite tribe, afterall. That's why looks like something from Star Trek.
That's what growth hormones do.
His head muscles
Why do they all eat out of plastic bowls 🥣 😮😊
100% whey is a waste product when the dairy companies process it. When you naturally let the curds and whey separate, it’s very healthy and good for you
Hey Goatis, I’m surprised you didn’t notice his feet didn’t touch the floor at 6:41.
Mike is the kind of dude who might just snap one day and take that *pow pow* out of his book bag for real 😒😵💫
He pushed the metal back and forth, and nobody benefited from it. Obviously he is not a slave, otherwise someone else should have benefited from his effort.
I'm a fan of you and a fan of DR.Mike. This is a difficult video for me 😃
His name, it's got a familiar sound to it. Like I keep noticing it everywhere.
I saw a video interviewing him and he said he has extreme anxiety every day 👍
I'm glad somebody is finally calling this fool out.
half of the comments here are overtly antisemitic with all the conspiracy theories you can name.
Temperature of the oven is just perfect you won’t feel a thing get in quickly
Refugees for the west, just not for israel
Thank you goatis
Its about time you exposed this fraud disguised as a doctor
Goatis react to Andrey Simaev , he is 25 years old.
No way hes 5’6 more like 5’3 or 5’4
He has admitted how he experiences severe anxiety that is constant.
wow he eats terrible for being the most viewed fitness channel on youtube.
Instead of a Beach Body, the short guys are BeachBallMaxxin'
6:38 Bro his legs don't even come down to the ground XDDDDD
i cant stand this guy ( dr mike), even his workout advice is bad for building muscle and strength
He’s a “doctor “ like Dr. Jill 🤪
Never trust anyone with "Dr." in their name.
@AlexOdyssey9that too!
Goatis you should also watch his take on longevity, he is telling people to eat seed oils and grains for living longer. It's hilarious - if it wasn't such bad advice to all his hundreds of thousands of viewers...
Which video is that?
A lot of people here seems to think that Mike is doing this to optimise health… he doesn’t, he wants to maximise muscle growth and strength. Has nothing or little to do with “health”.
For what a plastic trophy
@GoatisReviews, I have a Video Review request for you by someone who goes by the YT Name "Canup Files" as well as "Devon Canup". A Nordic Bloke who has gone down the wrong path in life, completely against his own self honor. H3 exaggerates his own success and acts like he's making millions upon millions of dollars per year just being some Digital Nomad on his computer. He promotes all the stuff like Andrew Tate and he adores Elon Musk and all the big cats, adores driving around in man-made metal cars, and has absolutely no sense of living naturally. I'd like to recommend a specific video, but I am not sure which one! All of them are so crazy, but for example today he posted one labeled "You need to hit $30k a month ASAP". H3 acts like money is real and dedicates his life to trying to pursue it. His channel is very small. Another one too is: How to Make "FYou" Money in Your 20's.
This guy takes all these drugs just to look like a meat ball 😂
Mike actually passes the hurdle of facial aesthetics n symmetry even though he is 5'6 ,tbh ,ran measurements ,other than a larger forehead and overall hyper masculine facial thirds proportion he passes literally everything, solid 7.7/10 chad face , he could have easily went for an aesthetic physique ,but instead decided to be ba roidhead n lost his hair which he could have perfectly used to hide the higher forehead like I an somerhalder types do , comedy of errors .
"7.7/10 chad face" lol you are even a bigger joke than dr mike.
@@kamo7293 Indeed lmao .
Its not my typing but the keypad itself .
He's got roid face though. Those deep folds around his mouth, adds like ten years. Shame he seems like a nice guy
His face is not even close to attractive I think. His nose, mouth, eyes, eyebrows and ears are not it😅
@@mike7920 like I said roids are ruining him
Now that's a golem
I had to carry around a 100kg table today and it really made me sure once again that I absolutely hate physical exertion, I didnt even carry it alone and it was still very exhausting. People do this several times a week for no reason... clown world.
Four legged animals are way easier to carry, almost like they are made for it, you can just put a deer on your shoulders
The world we live in is completely fake and so disconnected from nature lmao, modern life fucking sucks for the most part.
I used to pick up and do judo moves with a 100kg crane weight when I was 8. No one told me to do it, it was what came naturally.
@@richardjamesclemo6235 if you want to do it sure go for it