A story about the coward, Tito Ortiz...

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @boxingstar7749
    @boxingstar7749 4 года назад +4183

    "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?"
    "So there was a lion..."

  • @baybay4me
    @baybay4me 4 года назад +3108

    Chael: “Tito, what are you doing in Portland?”
    Tito: “You go ahead and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie... Joke maker”

  • @kanegarvey3188
    @kanegarvey3188 4 года назад +2879

    Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?"
    Tito: "...Takes one to know one!"

  • @DrinksByDrew
    @DrinksByDrew 4 года назад +1645

    Chael: “Tito, what are you doing in Portland?”
    Tito: “This is the difference between class and no class.”

    • @556Keem
      @556Keem 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 3 года назад +7

      Also Tito: "So here is the story of a lion and some jackals...."

    • @wm_9640
      @wm_9640 2 года назад +5

      Tell another jackal story

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 Год назад +3

      So I grabbed the wheel and said to my buddy Joel" Joel we can't get close "

    • @findinghumorthruitall
      @findinghumorthruitall 11 месяцев назад +1

      hey classy, classy

  • @doctorferny
    @doctorferny 4 года назад +1915

    Chael: Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?
    Tito: No. You are.

  • @Real_Iceout
    @Real_Iceout 4 года назад +4354

    “You know Tito, that question wasn’t meant to stump you” 😂

    • @harryd7197
      @harryd7197 4 года назад +122

      That made me burst out laughin

    • @Real_Iceout
      @Real_Iceout 4 года назад +60

      Harry D bro me too, I literally was almost crying trying to picture it in my head

    • @yetigriff
      @yetigriff 4 года назад +67

      I've seen cats and dogs that are smarter than Tito

    • @spacentime77
      @spacentime77 4 года назад

      XD

    • @UnkleBot
      @UnkleBot 4 года назад +12

      @@yetigriff cory and trevor are smarter than tito lol

  • @thepol4k347
    @thepol4k347 4 года назад +530

    Im a simple man
    I see uncle Chael trashing tito ortiz i click like

    • @jamesbyrne8187
      @jamesbyrne8187 4 года назад +1

      Followed by a quick search for the last presser when he took him straight to Dennys

    • @niks983
      @niks983 4 года назад

      Yup you are a simple man that's for sure

    • @thepol4k347
      @thepol4k347 4 года назад

      @Joe Sudz Nik is a real gangstar dont fuck with him he will hurt you with his words!

  • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
    @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 года назад +2107

    Imagine Tito's inner monologue when his face froze like he was staring at an SAT essay prompt: why *am* I in Portland?

    • @angusmcmungachuck3667
      @angusmcmungachuck3667 4 года назад +12

      That made me laugh

    • @joeyecheverria4027
      @joeyecheverria4027 4 года назад +8

      The Florida Man Of YT Comments he probably started that lion with Christopher Walker all over

    • @InfamousRelliK
      @InfamousRelliK 4 года назад +42

      "Let me...tell you...why you're in Portland..."

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 года назад +48

      Maybe he has a very specific CTE that manifests itself every few months in him suddenly realizing he's back in Portland without any idea how or why he got there.

    • @ryanmichaelangelofavale5863
      @ryanmichaelangelofavale5863 4 года назад +3

      hahahahahaahahhahahaahahhaahahahaah

  • @n6T4
    @n6T4 4 года назад +1783

    This story has holes, Tito doesn't have buddies. Uncle Chael is nevertheless a classy guy.

    • @kasimirmann3727
      @kasimirmann3727 4 года назад +13

      😅 Good point

    • @ironeisen9912
      @ironeisen9912 4 года назад +71

      Tito payed him 5 grand to walk next to him

    • @J.T.650
      @J.T.650 4 года назад +32

      That was Titos camera guy next to him.

    • @grantgolden2477
      @grantgolden2477 4 года назад +2

      jorge1996 I want your autograph Jorge

    • @winalv6447
      @winalv6447 4 года назад +25

      I thought i had a hair in my phone screen

  • @gabeshaklee1999
    @gabeshaklee1999 4 года назад +925

    Chael: “hey Tito what are you doing in Portland”
    Tito: “you’re a punk dude”

  • @jquilespr
    @jquilespr 4 года назад +962

    “Tell me another jackal story”

  • @dvon1097
    @dvon1097 4 года назад +1165

    Everyone needs a “Joel” in their life like Chael has

    • @respeezy
      @respeezy 4 года назад +4

      Which Joel is that?

    • @AssWhole-u6d
      @AssWhole-u6d 4 года назад +19

      I still want to hear about the swimming race Joel got Chael into

    • @JB8-e8p
      @JB8-e8p 4 года назад +11

      I was in traffic with a buddy I wrestled and did jiu jitsu with and some car drove up beside us and was just starring into our car and say out loud 'wtf is he looking at?', next thing I know my buddy is opening the door 'lets go find out'. Grabbed him by his shirt pulled him back in lol.

    • @ZenoSama_
      @ZenoSama_ 4 года назад +23

      Straight tf up!! But you also need a homie like Chael that says "lets not cuz now this is pre meditated" lol

    • @15aarondify
      @15aarondify 4 года назад

      @I offer u this This must be Joel... No your not hilarious

  • @FightHubMMA
    @FightHubMMA 4 года назад +768

    Only chael can verbally assault someone saying “hey Tito what are you doing in Portland?”

    • @twiztid571
      @twiztid571 4 года назад +3

      I offer u this 🤣🤣 thank god for the Internet cx

  • @philhead1951
    @philhead1951 4 года назад +344

    "Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?"
    "Im 34 years young"

  • @HunterJs2
    @HunterJs2 4 года назад +1007

    Chael: “What are you doing in Portland?” Tito: “Researching jackals.”

  • @Hugh_Jaynus
    @Hugh_Jaynus 4 года назад +2250

    “The only person I know who used their mouth to make money was his ex wife”

    • @danielpotts9622
      @danielpotts9622 4 года назад +168

      "There was No actual Marriage"😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @fullbull9771
      @fullbull9771 4 года назад +115

      "You’re a fucking punk dude”

    • @robertn4840
      @robertn4840 4 года назад +109

      @@danielpotts9622 Chael's smile after Tito said that was god damn perfect.

    • @death483
      @death483 4 года назад +148

      "That was a nasty line by me" 💀💀

    • @bistian00
      @bistian00 4 года назад +28

      "That was a nasty line by me"

  • @connor7342
    @connor7342 4 года назад +451

    Chael: 'Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland? '
    Tito: 'i know you are, but what am I? '

  • @alansteel
    @alansteel 4 года назад +278

    "What are you doing in Portland?", that was a nasty line by Chael.

  • @DXChrisCross
    @DXChrisCross 3 года назад +247

    I can't help but laugh my ass off at the thought of someone saying "There's the pussy." and Chael looking up with a giant smile on his face. It's just a funny scene to think about.

  • @lgx3557
    @lgx3557 4 года назад +417

    Chael: “Tito what are you doing in Portland?”
    Tito: “My grandmother is 100 years old, I’m a young head on old shoulders”

    • @folikel09
      @folikel09 4 года назад +21

      U do know Tito is going to outlive his children 😂

    • @scottwhite2757
      @scottwhite2757 4 года назад +2

      Lol Perfect !!!

    • @PakiFighter
      @PakiFighter 4 года назад +3

      His dad is 80

    • @mrexpose2790
      @mrexpose2790 2 года назад +3

      i'm a mature old an old mature

  • @DOXO881
    @DOXO881 4 года назад +391

    Tony Ferguson: "What's up, Tito?"
    Tito: *shakes his head and has a mini-seizure*
    Tony Ferguson: "Hold on, I'm talking brother"

    • @doctorboy5892
      @doctorboy5892 4 года назад

      You think do you the little 70 kg Ferguson is so scary to the heavy weights.

    • @kokorin4368
      @kokorin4368 4 года назад

      These Ferguson type of guy jokes are more retarted than the jokes about Chuck Norris ......

    • @wobblyduck1594
      @wobblyduck1594 4 года назад +26

      @@doctorboy5892 U think little 70kg Ferguson is scared of a heavy weight? #anklepick #werdum #humor

    • @jacobjones1000
      @jacobjones1000 4 года назад +2

      Wobbly Duck imagine fighting at 100 lbs lighter than the World class bjj guy and telling him you’re going to ankle pick him. Tony is out there man lol.

    • @doctorboy5892
      @doctorboy5892 4 года назад +2

      @Langdon Alger He ain't 230 lbs ANYTIME. NEVER EVER NEVER WILL BE. He has the scrawny build. Your another type of weird prick if you think he will.

  • @Lee-kx7pg
    @Lee-kx7pg 4 года назад +334

    3:54 “if he got any closer I would’ve had no choice but to defend myself” Chael “I cant let you get close” Sonnen 😂😂

    • @cahzinarx904
      @cahzinarx904 3 года назад +3

      He was probably taught the fight starts once in arms length with agressive demeanor. And yeah guys get in close to try and sucker punch so it's fair game if you get in arms length under agressive circumstances your free game to get kod and other person can say they did not start it.

    • @bando3582
      @bando3582 2 года назад +4

      That’s exactly what I thought of when he said that lmao

    • @VinBiotic
      @VinBiotic 11 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 4 года назад +922

    Chael: "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?"
    Tito: *Shakes head.* "Damn it, i am supposed to be in Dallas, TX. I was sure the sign said the flight was going to Dallas."

  • @Johnnieboy127
    @Johnnieboy127 4 года назад +919

    Chael: “hey Tito ? what are you doing in Portland ?
    Tito: aha , you might have won this battle but you will NOT win the war!

    • @ericryan7935
      @ericryan7935 4 года назад +46

      He would have said it the other way.... 🤣

    • @ronitmukhi3588
      @ronitmukhi3588 4 года назад +5

      @@ericryan7935 true lol

    • @youngdaffyduckthethird155
      @youngdaffyduckthethird155 4 года назад +19

      Aha, you might have won the war but the day is the battle where the jackal will drink sour wine.

    • @andreasrasmussen2655
      @andreasrasmussen2655 4 года назад +10

      @@youngdaffyduckthethird155 and the lion will finally hear his wine and violin cheese

    • @youngdaffyduckthethird155
      @youngdaffyduckthethird155 4 года назад +5

      andreas rasmussen once he’s a old 131 year old mature light heavyweight that trains 7 times a day, 6 times a month 5days an hour.

  • @KingNez89
    @KingNez89 4 года назад +200

    The fact that chel admitted that he didnt try to get all tough and it caught him off guard... that makes me respect him more...I hate fake tough guys

    • @wasabi5338
      @wasabi5338 2 года назад +39

      That encounter was so dumb that it took Chael moments to realize that he was verbally assaulted lmao. He just greeted Tito with a small talk question and Tito's mind just blew up lmfaooo

  • @benjaminnielsen8563
    @benjaminnielsen8563 4 года назад +1189

    Tito is just lucky he didn’t “get close” to the American Gangster.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 4 года назад +55

      I can't let you get close..........

    • @jeffunknown9927
      @jeffunknown9927 4 года назад +14

      No doubt! You don’t mess with Chael.

    • @blueeyedbull67
      @blueeyedbull67 4 года назад +8

      haha, you can't be this ignorant and not know that Tito choked Sonnen out in 2017 when Ortiz was way past his prime. Sonnen is a big talking water boy. Tito is a hall of famer.

    • @AlexFeri9348
      @AlexFeri9348 4 года назад +37

      @@blueeyedbull67 There's actually video evidence of Chael Sonnen tapping out Tito about a minute before.

    • @blueeyedbull67
      @blueeyedbull67 4 года назад +5

      @@AlexFeri9348 You're right, it's all a conspiracy. Tito was one of the greatest light heavyweight fighters of all time in MMA, fought against the UFC and Dana for better pay for fighters and is a hall of famer. Yet, Chael is the real man who never won a single title and was just a journeyman stepping stone his whole career. I do like to hear him spin a yarn though..a very good minstrel.

  • @Kyler-.-
    @Kyler-.- 4 года назад +714

    Tito is still scared of The American Gangster....

    • @johnnieblaze1312
      @johnnieblaze1312 4 года назад +8

      huh …… he called him a pussy to his face. did you watch the video?

    • @benjywells4154
      @benjywells4154 4 года назад +10

      johnnie Blaze yeah then walked off

    • @VoodooTrance
      @VoodooTrance 4 года назад +25

      @@johnnieblaze1312 it was also a 2 to 1 situation did YOU not watch the video? it took an extra set to have the balls to do that

    • @vincentmontgomery9770
      @vincentmontgomery9770 4 года назад +1

      johnnie Blaze video

    • @davidjameson7839
      @davidjameson7839 4 года назад +12

      Tito has CARPAL TUNNEL from tapping so much

  • @willhelmudit366
    @willhelmudit366 4 года назад +245

    Chael: why are you in Portland?
    Tito: I’m a lion
    Chael: ok great

  • @SimRacing604
    @SimRacing604 4 года назад +228

    “Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?”
    “Reaching for those grapes.”

    • @folikel09
      @folikel09 4 года назад +10

      HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA hes following that violin sound. U know cheese and wine.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 7 месяцев назад +1

      I still to this day cannot figure out wtf he was talking about.

  • @mou1939
    @mou1939 4 года назад +122

    Chael: Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?
    Tito: Just to be clear, I was never No marriage.

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +183

    A Joel and Tito story in one. Can't get any better than that.

    • @TXetc
      @TXetc 4 года назад +3

      I’ve been wondering what old Joel was up to lately and now I know: He’s Chaels player 2 in a Portland based beat em up side scroller game IRL

    • @munkyzzb7504
      @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +2

      @James Harrison Definitely he needs to make an appearance.

    • @zeaferjones1404
      @zeaferjones1404 4 года назад +2

      Although I disagree with Joel on 99% of what he says I respect that he is a crazy wrestler.

    • @munkyzzb7504
      @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +2

      @@zeaferjones1404 Yeah everyone needs a crazy friend like that.

    • @shill4958
      @shill4958 4 года назад +5

      Who's joel I though he was saying yoel I was like someone's getting kod

  • @mav2503
    @mav2503 4 года назад +109

    Second, because Chael is always first in our hearts

    • @mattipra
      @mattipra 4 года назад

      Is that code for anal?

    • @twillis873
      @twillis873 4 года назад +4

      It's amazing that the comment section of a fight-related podcast ended up being the most wholesome place on the internet

    • @mav2503
      @mav2503 4 года назад +2

      Nogueira Karát , Love to you all, have a blessed day

  • @bigdaddymike5225
    @bigdaddymike5225 4 года назад +161

    That shows your boy is your boy. No comment just the turning around to throw down for his friend. Lol. Good on him

    • @barringtonfisher87
      @barringtonfisher87 4 года назад +2

      Joel always came off as a knucklehead, but deep down you always knew he'd have Chaels back & this proved it. As much fun as people (myself included) would make of him, I bet he could actually throw down

    • @Saiyijon
      @Saiyijon 4 года назад +2

      Any friend that immediately offers to help fight Tito Ortiz and his buddy is a good friend to have.

  • @realsunwave
    @realsunwave 4 года назад +142

    Chael: "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?"
    Tito: "That wine's already sounding like a violin...with that cheese and wine...ion know"

  • @neville-mladen9393
    @neville-mladen9393 2 года назад +30

    What an absolute legend Chael is, there's a real man for you

  • @iliadis655
    @iliadis655 4 года назад +347

    why do people ignore that Chael defeated Jon by toe rip?

    • @czourides
      @czourides 4 года назад +22

      They don't! And Tito fukin Tapped.

    • @swiftlessytvlogs5637
      @swiftlessytvlogs5637 4 года назад +12

      Awakened Mind exactly and he destroyed Silva! Twice! Why do people ignore that?!

    • @juice7717
      @juice7717 4 года назад +4

      SwiftlessYT Vlogs he destroyed silva once, second fight admittedly he lost

    • @swiftlessytvlogs5637
      @swiftlessytvlogs5637 4 года назад +10

      B this is blasphemy

    • @CoolYooToobDood
      @CoolYooToobDood 4 года назад +16

      B incorrect. He never lost. Not even a round.

  • @michaelstronghold3550
    @michaelstronghold3550 4 года назад +356

    "Now its pre meditated and that's a completely different thing"
    Chael knows the rules hahaha

    • @paulgoodwin4239
      @paulgoodwin4239 4 года назад +50

      "now its pre meditated" spoken like a man with a criminal record

    • @OnsideHaddock72
      @OnsideHaddock72 4 года назад +2

      D D Bad Guy Inc

    • @bamadeadhead
      @bamadeadhead 4 года назад +1

      Michael McDonald rules lol

    • @nflsportsesport4248
      @nflsportsesport4248 4 года назад

      If he was planning on murdering the guy...

    • @zo615
      @zo615 4 года назад +2

      wise man

  • @ChessJitsu
    @ChessJitsu 4 года назад +116

    “I asked... Tito, what are you doing in Portland? And he started bumbling.”
    Lmao, def sounds like Tito

  • @JWW60
    @JWW60 4 года назад +76

    Nobody ever accused Tito of being smart.

    • @theronin365
      @theronin365 10 месяцев назад +3

      If you did he's so dumb he'd argue against you, lol

  • @liverturcxdanpavs
    @liverturcxdanpavs 4 года назад +148

    "Now, fortunately I asked him a question that made his mind explode." 😂💀

    • @Dan-lg4bs
      @Dan-lg4bs Год назад +3

      I lost it 😂😂😭

  • @cdnbcn6164
    @cdnbcn6164 4 года назад +223

    2 dislikes ?
    Common Tito and "friend" let it goooo...

    • @PrinceShivan
      @PrinceShivan 4 года назад

      Lmao ahhahahah

    • @adriankalitka3762
      @adriankalitka3762 4 года назад +1

      The funniest thing is that it probably is Tito and his friend or Jenna

    • @abdullahalmustafa1088
      @abdullahalmustafa1088 4 года назад

      😂🤣

    • @dannywilliams888
      @dannywilliams888 4 года назад +4

      184 now. Unbelievable. We underestimated Tito’s popularity. No one knew he had that many supporters or perhaps is it Tito himself with 184 accounts, we won’t know but that’s the only 2 possibilities out there and Im going to lean on Tito more with 184 accounts I can see him going back and forth logging in and out like the pro he is while cursing you are like a girl Chael. Note: not the first time he’s ever done this. That looks about way more real then him to have that many supporters as insane as both might sound.

    • @junkim8297
      @junkim8297 4 года назад +1

      Danny Williams oh yeah? 184?? You think he has the ability and the brain to create and remember 184 emails even if it was tito1234...184?? What makes you think he does it all by himself?? Nah uh. You totally underestimated him again my friend smh. He never gets the credit he deserves does he. Ever heard of get paid to do “various stuff” online? $$$ gets his work done. And you’ll know that’s a fact when you check the numbers gone up by tomorrow. Fact it ain’t no fan of his, it ain’t himself tito124...184..284.. as it’s would be his lucky day if he can remember his password to his only email on top of his head. could it be uncle Chael’s haters? 184 that quick and many?? So who is it and why?? Don’t underestimate Tito and how far he can go.

  • @Sixsoul
    @Sixsoul 4 года назад +52

    This story is Chael Sonnen to the highest of levels

  • @tagootuesday6521
    @tagootuesday6521 4 года назад +189

    Chael is always so professional but he just can’t hide his disdain for the coward lol

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar 4 года назад +7

      I think Tito and Jones top Chael's shit list

    • @sourpatchkid87
      @sourpatchkid87 4 года назад +1

      Vikashar he despises them lol

    • @dannythomas1228
      @dannythomas1228 4 года назад

      Tito beat Chael in like 1 minute...
      He isn't looking to run that back

    • @tagootuesday6521
      @tagootuesday6521 4 года назад +6

      Danny Thomas watch your mouth you harlot

    • @dannythomas1228
      @dannythomas1228 4 года назад +3

      @@tagootuesday6521 lol.... It's true....
      I love chael's stores .... Tito kicked his ass...
      He lost every big fight he has ever been in...

  • @sicotic2897
    @sicotic2897 9 месяцев назад +1

    This buddy Joel is a friend every man needs. Respect fella

  • @muhammadmudassir2441
    @muhammadmudassir2441 4 года назад +40

    Chael : hey tito, what are you doing in portland?
    Tito : YOUR'ER WELCOME

  • @aim6613
    @aim6613 4 года назад +88

    "Tito that wasn't meant as a trick question... that wasn't meant to stump you. What are you doing in Portland?"

  • @WillyIsCokey
    @WillyIsCokey 4 года назад +340

    Tito’s mortal enemy is THE English language.
    Tito: “How me question answer?”

    • @blg2006
      @blg2006 4 года назад +1

      I don’t like how he’s bashing Tito now but when Tito called him out his name he responded with a question. Granted he said he was mad cuz he took it but I would dial it down lol

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 4 года назад +4

      It's hilarious that a 45 yr old pro athlete would say this on the street to another pro athlete who you made a ton of money with fighting in the past. No cameras, no hype, just a true eternally immature idiot saying that.

    • @Artofwar13225
      @Artofwar13225 4 года назад +3

      he is mortal enemy is also intelligence.

    • @70mjc
      @70mjc 4 года назад

      William except it’s not....

    • @dadadannn
      @dadadannn 4 года назад +1

      @JL-CptAtom he doesn't speak spanish though does he?

  • @DMalek
    @DMalek 4 года назад +308

    Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?"
    Tito: "Isn't this where oregano is made?"

    • @bamadeadhead
      @bamadeadhead 4 года назад +5

      Daniel Malek DAMN this is pretty funny too👍🏼😆👍🏼

    • @joshhernandez5069
      @joshhernandez5069 4 года назад +4

      Also, he pronounces it like the state, "Ora-GAHN-o"

    • @thepunk1019
      @thepunk1019 4 года назад +1

      I pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ganfiteatro96
      @ganfiteatro96 6 месяцев назад

      Underrated comment 😂😂

  • @colejohnson4188
    @colejohnson4188 4 года назад +31

    “What are you doing in Portland”
    “So there’s lions and jackeles”

  • @StephenAMCook
    @StephenAMCook 4 года назад +22

    Chael: "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?"
    Tito: "Wait. That's illegal"

  • @pinhead5558
    @pinhead5558 4 года назад +122

    Tito don’t want that work with Uncle Chael in the streets

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 4 года назад +3

      No way.

    • @ElNiNjA246
      @ElNiNjA246 4 года назад

      @Livyatan melliveli do people realise chael tapped against tito lol

    • @robmock2296
      @robmock2296 4 года назад +1

      Pin head only thing bigger then Tito’s head is his ego

    • @pinhead5558
      @pinhead5558 4 года назад

      rob mock that’s a fact

  • @anthonydesrivieres7721
    @anthonydesrivieres7721 4 года назад +79

    Chael “to the highest of levels” Sonnen.

    • @23kc
      @23kc 4 года назад

      He said that when I was reading your comment 😂

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +44

    I like to imagine Tito and Chael at the old folks home still fighting and Tito still taps.

  • @mikesch7672
    @mikesch7672 4 года назад +22

    Chael: "hey Tito, whatcha doing in Portland?"
    Tito: ".......I like turtles!"

  • @Funky_Ghost
    @Funky_Ghost 4 года назад +49

    Chael: "Hey Tito what are you doing in Portland?"
    Tito: "The King of the, Walken, bites his ear. She bugs all his food muhnbmmble..."
    Chael: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."

  • @jackreynolds7947
    @jackreynolds7947 4 года назад +96

    “I TRAIN, ACTUALLY SIX DAYS A WEEK. FIVE DAYS A WEEK I’LL TRAIN THREE DAYS A WEEK. ONE OF THOSE DAYS I’LL TRAIN TWO DAYS OF THE WEEK. SO, SIX DAYS A WEEK I’LL BE TRAINING.”

    • @bgnr0107
      @bgnr0107 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Mike-cy5jg
      @Mike-cy5jg 4 года назад +16

      Is that a legit quote? That might be one of the stupidest things I've read this week.

    • @Mike-cy5jg
      @Mike-cy5jg 4 года назад

      @Joe Sudz that's pretty fucking hilarious lol

    • @sdklsadsadlnsand6197
      @sdklsadsadlnsand6197 4 года назад +3

      Tito Ortiz is a true wordsmith

    • @JohnJohnson-rz3cp
      @JohnJohnson-rz3cp 4 года назад

      Don’t forget the ear pop at the end lol

  • @Genethagenius
    @Genethagenius 4 года назад +23

    Chael has consistently fought the absolute best in the world, and has been willing to fight those fighters on extremely short notice, for example that time with Jon Jones where it would have been something like a few days notice, so NO ONE can call him a “p*ssy”!!!! Smh...

  • @assclownmcgraw5634
    @assclownmcgraw5634 4 года назад +164

    Ah, you finally found the kryptonite of Tito "The Wordsmith" Jameson.

    • @liamdoes8580
      @liamdoes8580 4 года назад +1

      Chael: "Hey tito what you doing in Portland?"
      Tito: "oh shit oh fuck sorry chael get away from me."

    • @matijasmiljanic9387
      @matijasmiljanic9387 4 года назад

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @rileyblack7160
      @rileyblack7160 4 года назад +5

      "Hi, how are ya?"
      "Fuck, man, you got me."

    • @fucdalaw1
      @fucdalaw1 4 года назад

      lmmfao

  • @jamieechevarria7750
    @jamieechevarria7750 3 года назад +5

    God I love this man. Never change Chael Sonnen

  • @PGO_Gaming
    @PGO_Gaming 4 года назад +1

    This is among the best channels on RUclips, period.

  • @nolweezdubs1300
    @nolweezdubs1300 4 года назад +154

    “Hey Tito what are you doing in Portland”
    I can’t let you get close

  • @jeffadams5246
    @jeffadams5246 4 года назад +7

    Uncle Chael made Tito verbally tap in under a minute... Still undefeated & undisputed to this day.

  • @zachk8305
    @zachk8305 4 года назад +136

    If anyone wanna hear some of Tito's poetry, look up Tito Ortiz: Wordsmith

    • @louiscounts6700
      @louiscounts6700 4 года назад +9

      Just watched it. That was hard to watch 😂😂😂 he just stumbles on his words. He doesn’t make any sense. 😂

    • @donaldmattos1759
      @donaldmattos1759 4 года назад +1

      I can't even watch that LOL I feel too bad for the guy

    • @AnDyPCLAM
      @AnDyPCLAM 4 года назад

      Oh my god hahaha

    • @voy6r
      @voy6r 4 года назад +1

      I just watched it and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. THANK YOU

    • @seanmoore6930
      @seanmoore6930 4 года назад

      Only one Chael Sonnen

  • @nentihaiudittu
    @nentihaiudittu 4 года назад +6

    if you’ve ever heard Tito talking, his brain going into overdrive and explode after a simple question like that one isn’t hard to imagine

  • @sixpooI
    @sixpooI 4 года назад +34

    Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?"
    Tito: "Well, so is your FACE!"

  • @LearningWithSuj
    @LearningWithSuj 4 года назад +9

    I love it when Chael talks about Tito ! :)
    A rematch between Chael and Tito is up there with Khabib and Tony for me (that includes all the pre-fight pressers)

  • @rexstout8177
    @rexstout8177 4 года назад +62

    "Verbally assaulted"
    The American gangster missed out on a career in policing.

  • @blackhaloful
    @blackhaloful 4 года назад +89

    That old dude on the left looks like my grandmother, but sounds like Ringo.

    • @bonkerzmonkerz112
      @bonkerzmonkerz112 4 года назад +3

      He's an English boxing/MMA journalist called Gareth A Davies. One of the best in the business. He's covered combat sports for about 40 years and would be great on Rogan's podcast even though he's definitely got an old woman look about him.

    • @Andi88T
      @Andi88T 4 года назад

      @@bonkerzmonkerz112 thanks for educating that idiot. Very disrespectful to say that, about such a highly regarded journalist

    • @thesuperheroteacher6101
      @thesuperheroteacher6101 4 года назад

      Dude that was hilarious

    • @Vetti2X
      @Vetti2X 4 года назад

      hahaha

  • @DCowell123
    @DCowell123 2 года назад

    this is easily the most immaculate chael video to drop

  • @Alexanderthegreatdrummer
    @Alexanderthegreatdrummer 2 года назад +16

    6:07 I've never seen chael laugh that hard before lmao

  • @Footy5sPOV
    @Footy5sPOV 4 года назад +10

    Chael P, man I remember watching this guys interviews way back and thinking he's the most entertaining fighter I have ever seen outside of the ring and he still is!!
    Love from England

  • @TheBigKing0
    @TheBigKing0 4 года назад +42

    6:15 You heard it hear first. Chael only goes for married women

    • @AT-qu2bz
      @AT-qu2bz 4 года назад +5

      He's the James Bond we don't deserve

  • @jamesgao7111
    @jamesgao7111 4 года назад +24

    When tito said "ugh-mhhgguug-hgmpmmhphp" *I felt that*

    • @Crispynuggets28
      @Crispynuggets28 4 года назад

      Recycled from the Stipe Miocic video. How pathetic. I never thought i would catch one of you pathetic clout chasing weirdos in the act. Yet hear you are.

  • @PakiFighter
    @PakiFighter 4 года назад +12

    Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?"
    Tito: «There was a lion in Africa with a big giant mane.»

  • @atrain9600
    @atrain9600 4 года назад +5

    Lots of content to catch up on as well. But lookin forward to it as well. Never a dull moment listening to an intelligent breakdown or hearing the opinions and facts from such a credible standpoint. Wish I knew you had a channel when it came about. I just luckily stumbled on it after watching some old fights. Always been a favorite fighter of mine. It's cool to see the other side when you're not just talking to hype up a fight. I watch this show now every single day and go further and further back. Not one bad show yet.

  • @ashrafsahdan5606
    @ashrafsahdan5606 4 года назад +78

    1:17 Chael's impression of Tito speaking jackal language.

    • @Frankyboywien
      @Frankyboywien 4 года назад +3

      I hope mojahed takes this for his videos 😂😂😂

  • @hulk-rogan1139
    @hulk-rogan1139 4 года назад +37

    As mortal kombat once said, "FINISH HIM"

  • @mrlovebone4912
    @mrlovebone4912 4 года назад +4

    That last question caught Chael off guard to the highest of levels.

  • @garytakvorian6204
    @garytakvorian6204 4 года назад +52

    Completely surprised at the end. Always enjoyed Chael's entertaining thoughts on things, but didn't expect what seemed to be a "fear of God", a proper respect for marriage and a clear (doubled-down) rejection of porn. Liked him a lot. Now, love him (like a brother!). Proud of you, Chael. Not an easy way to be in the circles you roam in!

    • @gareth2736
      @gareth2736 2 года назад +11

      Think the question surprised Chael enough that he broke character and just gave his natural response. Nice.

    • @FrancyFam7
      @FrancyFam7 2 года назад +1

      Same

  • @jrvane11
    @jrvane11 4 года назад +8

    Love your stories, as well as your insight into the MMA world, Chael! BTW, I was very disappointed when you wound up in Anderson's triangle. You were kicking his ass the whole fight.

  • @jay-xe3kl
    @jay-xe3kl 4 года назад +62

    Tito: Disparages on ones ability to generate income using their mouth.
    Chael: OK great.

  • @jontest5718
    @jontest5718 4 года назад +8

    I’ve seen more Chael interviews than fights. This dude is like a less troubled Mike Tyson. Almost more intriguing as a personality than a fighter.

  • @joonpak
    @joonpak 4 года назад +18

    Chael: Hey, Tito, what are you doing in Portland?
    Tito: This is Portland?!

  • @youngdaffyduckthethird155
    @youngdaffyduckthethird155 4 года назад +11

    Cheal: what are you doing in Portland?
    Tito: The 131 year old Jackal will drink sour wine.

    • @Trap0999
      @Trap0999 4 года назад

      it'll be sounding like a violin

    • @PakiFighter
      @PakiFighter 4 года назад

      Violin with cheese

  • @deathmachine808
    @deathmachine808 4 года назад +39

    Never stop trashing Tito.

  • @lion-heart6948
    @lion-heart6948 4 года назад +16

    Have to say tito got balls for walking up on a guy who just happens to have the Largest arms in west linn oregon.

  • @EASTSIDERIDER707
    @EASTSIDERIDER707 4 года назад +23

    He wouldn’t dare if they were on the mean streets of West Lin.

  • @scienceontheright
    @scienceontheright 2 года назад

    This may be the best Chael Sonnen video EVER! Loved it

  • @NeckbeardPr1me
    @NeckbeardPr1me 2 года назад +1

    Chael is such a class act. Love everything he says. Seems like a real dude. His class in the post tito fight conference was a great representation of his character.

  • @cjangelo7517
    @cjangelo7517 4 года назад +14

    Legend has it to this day the sound of Tito tapping reverberates through the streets of Portland. He was never the same after that...

    • @jordanweller7485
      @jordanweller7485 4 года назад +2

      See Jay Tito tapped out to the question “What are you doing in Portland?” No need for a trilogy, 2-0 for the bad guy.

    • @cjangelo7517
      @cjangelo7517 4 года назад

      @@jordanweller7485 undefeated. undisputed

    • @Dennell_Mount_and_Blade
      @Dennell_Mount_and_Blade 4 года назад

      He got PTSD from that question by Chael. Poor Tito.

  • @user-bw6ig2mb5d
    @user-bw6ig2mb5d 4 года назад +29

    Tito has CARPAL TUNNEL from tapping so much

  • @AiTiredBoss
    @AiTiredBoss 4 года назад +34

    I think Chael just verbally beat up Tito so bad that they are 1-1 now. Chael is funniest when he talks about his opponents especially Tito
    EDIT: You right, I don't know what i was thinking Chael definitely has more victories over that sore loser Tito + undefeated

    • @Smootharistocrat
      @Smootharistocrat 4 года назад +4

      Chael is up 2-1. Press conference before their fight, Chael killed Tito on the mic. Tito beat Chael In the cage. Chael just killed him again with the Verbal match in Portland. Only Chael can pull off this Masterpiece.

    • @robertchflynn
      @robertchflynn 4 года назад +2

      @@Smootharistocrat I recall posting at the time that he got so verbally beat down that no one will actually care about the fight results later on. I think that's the case...

    • @mieshatatesfartbox7155
      @mieshatatesfartbox7155 4 года назад

      TheIrishAreBack
      Chael also beat Tito on his birthday when they were in college. Tito was HIGHLY butthurt about that

    • @KP-st6gi
      @KP-st6gi 4 года назад +2

      Chael 3-0. Tito tapped

    • @Randybutternubz
      @Randybutternubz 4 года назад +2

      4-0 chael beat him in wrestling when they were young, beat him in the press conference, then Tito tapped in the fight, then chael beat him again in this verbal exchange. He's the goat

  • @kentanthony79
    @kentanthony79 3 года назад +6

    I sparred Tito back in 04. He's always been cool in my book. But everyone has their own experiences

  • @soey.carter4126
    @soey.carter4126 Год назад +5

    “Tito that wasn’t meant as a trick question…”🤣🤣

  • @jesiah391
    @jesiah391 4 года назад +8

    Chael is fucking hilarious sometimes ...”luckily I asked him a question that exploded his mind” LMAO

  • @andytieu604
    @andytieu604 4 года назад +6

    My word, that last question caught me off guard as it did Chael 😂😂

  • @withgemini
    @withgemini 4 года назад +38

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Gareth: Who would've made a better pornstar, you or Tito?
    Chael and I: lmao wtf!?

  • @arran9800
    @arran9800 4 года назад +6

    Was just waiting for chael to say that he dropped Tito's buddy, got in a stance then shouted at tito "I can't let you get close"

  • @brettaitkins3631
    @brettaitkins3631 3 года назад +2

    This guy is a champion 🏆 never been hit once ... never lost a round

  • @ctastrophe
    @ctastrophe 4 года назад +12

    The highlight of Tito's career has been fans looking to get an autographed picture and handing him certain stills from Jenna's artistic expressions.

    • @Roo986
      @Roo986 4 года назад

      Lol ..... I've got a hamburger shot that needs scribbling on