Hydro Hyro that statement would make sense if you were a Chael fan. I believe that’s why it hasn’t gotten old for them. You got that Tito logic going for ya. Good luck with that
I saw Tito Ortiz having a huge argument with the teenager working the bakery desk at our local grocery store on Friday. He was mad the sandwich buns weren’t as big as they were on the poster. Kid ended up just giving him the poster and I caught Tito trying to eat the poster in the bathroom a few minutes later. So sad.
@@fil4648 enviously. Tito has a bigger head than anyone else in the world thus he has a bigger brain than everyone else thus he is smarter than everyone
Laughing hysterically with my headphones in while cleaning my car outside. Looking like a crazy person but god damn this was an amazing story. Have a good day everyone
Chael is the best stand up comedian and he hasn’t even really tried it… I would watch Chael do an entire hour on Tito. And it’d better than 99% of the specials that came out the last few years. The Portland story is fucking killer… “that wasn’t meant to stump you” is one of the funniest lines man… im dyin right now. Ok back to watching this vid!
"Fair use" is any copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without permission from the copyright owner. I think this falls under parody. You could probably get your video back up and help him promote his wrastlin match.
Hey Chael if you see this i just want you to know, im the kinda person that can appreciate a video like this. Super impressed. Im no one important, just a regular guy. Really loved the production value, timing and delivery. Was great watching the evidence as the story was unfolding, you tell a masterpiece of a story. Cheers sir!
I love that no matter how much trash Chael has to talk he’s always just as quick to give kudos and makes a point to say what he likes about these guys. The true Anti-Hero
Chael led me down a rabbit hole and i watched 8 episodes of tito...Titos just Tito and will never change...we all have/had friends like that...hes a big nerd but the shows were too fascinating to miss
My favourites from this one are: Interviewer: "Is it true though that you're coming back in the fall? That the fight will be in the fall?" Tito: "Yes, it will be in April". *** He's not just a master of linguistics either. He's also an expertitious mathemagician. "I train six days a wee... actually six days a week. Ah, five days a week I'll train three days a week. Ah one of those days I'll train two days a week, so, six days a week I'll be training". *** Tito's multitalented. He's probably got a future at the big movie studios if he wants one. He could be the guy who comes up with interesting movie titles. "Me, myself, and Chuck". *** "I never let you down 'til now. I won't start". *** Looking at that last quote I'm wondering if maybe Tito was the long lost grandson of Yogi Berra. ruclips.net/video/ETmcRjlqWxg/видео.html
I know that cause I’m one of 11 people that watched it lmao I love chael. On the mic his fights could get boring but never the build up or press conference and with these platforms he really found his calling and I love every min of it
To think that at one time, long ago, Tito used to actually do some cool shit and was the original "bad boy" of MMA, is mind-blowing to think about today. These days he seems like the biggest box of rocks to ever win a world title.
@Jeremy Stillwell I think Cain has the skills and athleticism to put on a good show (especially in the mexican style) but his success depends on the WWE giving him a good story line / character to work with and him either getting good on the mic or getting a manager to talk for him.
9:16 = The moment I spit my water out over my TV and developed 12 pack abs from laughing so hard. Goddamn Chael, you just became my hero. Your'er Welcome! 😂😂😂
I could listen to Chael tell stories all day long! The man has a natural ability to keep you interested! I’ll always like the story he told Dana on the set of TUF when he was talking about Yushin Okami said he was going to get a hotel room but instead walked into Chaels moms house where he would always stay & the alarm was going off & Yushin got a shotgun pointed in his face until Chael’s Mom recognized him & gave him some blankets for bed lol
Chael, you are mistaken regarding intellectual property. Making a transformative work out of someone else's video for the sake of criticism falls explicitly under fair use, and thus you have every right to make and monetize said video. If you disputed his strike, any civil court would decide in your favor.
@@johncampbelltattoos2494 I feel it would be way better of Chael got paid for the ad revenue rather than Tito; then Chael could make another video about how he's such a nice guy that he's actually gonna donate it it to Tito anyway. Imagine all the storylines he could book from thete
@@charlieoronzon7108 actually, that's exactly how it works. You can dispute the claim, and then they must either sue you or fuck right off. It works exactly that way, by design.
Lol poor Tito. When he's being candid, he actually seems pretty cool. Every time he does anything publicly, however, he just comes off as a complete moron.
Ohh, Dear Jaysus, when it came to the part where you revealed he misspelled his correction, I literally snorted the milk I was drinking out my nose! Cheers for that! Absolutely Fuckin' Priceless! 😂😂😂
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I could listen to Chael make fun of Tito Ortiz for the rest of my adult life and it would never get old.
So good!😅😂🤣
I always turn to Chael roasting Tito when I need a laugh
Hahaha 🤣 same Here!
lol
Tito writes Chaels stuff
Chael out here making people tap due to verbal strikes. The man, the myth, the legend.
Hydro Hyro that statement would make sense if you were a Chael fan. I believe that’s why it hasn’t gotten old for them. You got that Tito logic going for ya. Good luck with that
@Hydro Hyro SHUT UP, MR. SOPHISTICATED.
Hydro Hyro Shut the hell up and quit following him then
@Hydro Hyro why are you even here? You know how Chael's comments section is. Get out of here
The P truly stands for icon. The man who never lost a round never mind a fight.
I offer you this, Tito had no idea the belt was on backwards.
LOL definitely right ✔️
Nice
wow so true man
lmao.. Dead...
@@badlilstang i see you to
Last time I remember Chael dissing Tito, Tito's ex was still making money using her mouth.
NASTY LINE BY YOU
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' PUNK DUDE
@@mrtomato5132 and you a bad girl
@u lol 😅😅😅
Just to be clear there was never no marriage
Tito: The English language was never my friend
until it was six days a week I go five days a week three days a week I go one day a week two days a week
Let me tell you how you are feeling.
He’s reaching for those words
His maga hat cuts off oxygen to his noggin , thus killing the few brain cells he has left...
@@mr.e3894 he had braincells left? Bro you're breaking important news here
"Tell another jackal story Tito "
Is that the one about Christopher Walken, the lion, and the mane?
Caleb P 😴 zzZzZ
Caleb P I agree mostly because Tito is a goldmine lol
Tito.......classy
😭😭😭
I saw Tito Ortiz having a huge argument with the teenager working the bakery desk at our local grocery store on Friday. He was mad the sandwich buns weren’t as big as they were on the poster. Kid ended up just giving him the poster and I caught Tito trying to eat the poster in the bathroom a few minutes later. So sad.
Highlyfuckingunderratedcomment
John J tbh this doesn’t surprise me. Is that the only thing he did with the poster?
LMFAOOOO
HOLY SHIT LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Chael, you need to have a chat with your audio guy, I can barely hear you in this video over the sound of Tito tapping.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
YOURE ARE just a hater
Gerrold Lloyd You a big tito fan?
Congrats Chael, you actually beat Tito into the living death.
nodnarB regzteM He was never in no marriage.
Without kicking a chair up too. 😄
🤣
Have you heard about the lion in Africa with the big giant mane?
He spanked his ass!
Uncle Chael, give us a 1 to 2 hour podcast. These small 5 to 10 minute clips aren't enough lol. We need more Chael
Pretty sure his full podcast is available on most platforms, these I think are snippets taken from that
He has a podcast , its on spotify
Morgan Freeman meme:
"He's right you know"!!
*If Uncle Chael says an apostrophe is a hyphen, then hell, he-s right.*
Tony is the type of guy that checks for hyphens more than cables
Ok great I don-t see any either
Thats a bold statement
😂😂
Hahaha
Wraslin match
- Chanel Sonnen
Lmao
Sounds like the guys of South park lmfao
I read this as he said it made me laugh 😂
Been telling my wife that even in grade match that is exactly how he actually says it
Got it from Muhammad Ali, "I was wrasslin with an alligator"
"I'm one of eleven people that watched it" lmfao classic 😂
So casually says it too lol
@@j.3o21 too casual with it lmao loved it
That was hilarious
You wrote what I was going to write 11hrs ago!!! Hahahahahhaha
Imagine if Chael invited Tito to his show, it would at least have been fun if Tito asked a fan question. He must be one.
Chael is a master at throwing shade "wear it around town to events he wasn't invited to"
He said events he wasn’t fighting not invited to
“That is way betterer” guy is a savage lmao
“.....I was one of the eleven people that watched it.”
Damn Chael!😂
I caught that and laughed my ass off
Nobody can passively and casually destroy somebody else like Uncle Chael
Im just waiting for the day he starts calling him Tino
Watch My 666 i was ur 100th like
@@justinharvey451 OK, great
Dominick Cruz is up there with Uncle Chael as well, but surely not on his level!
Luke Thomas...
Tito: snitches on chael.
Fans: tito is a rat with no education.
Chael: okay great!!!
Lololol no one likes him. Not maga fans , and not Chicanos because he wears maga hats ..
😁😂🤣
Esaul Viramontes we definitely all think he’s hilarious though. Tito is funny as fuck
bradybekir no one thinks he’s funny
But where does Kevin lee fit into all this
I like them both. Tito in his prime destroyed everyone but Chuck and Randy. He was THEE man back in the earlier days.
" I wanna outlive my children . Of course ! I mean , a hundred percent " ~ Tito Ortiz
Uncle Chael is SO GOOD at communicating. Ending the video thanking US. I find myself mesmerized…
Chael is on the warpath today with his arch nemeses, Jon Jones and Tito
Your right
@@joer3675 YOUR'ER*
Somebody planting seeds for a tag match playa.
You're an incel
okay great
I laughed so hard when the screen showed his tweet with 'your'er' in it lol
Your fans smart
If he would have just owned it that response is funny as hell and it's actually kind of clever
I think it was a joke though, no?
@@fil4648 enviously. Tito has a bigger head than anyone else in the world thus he has a bigger brain than everyone else thus he is smarter than everyone
Damm priceless
Laughing hysterically with my headphones in while cleaning my car outside. Looking like a crazy person but god damn this was an amazing story. Have a good day everyone
Chael is the best stand up comedian and he hasn’t even really tried it… I would watch Chael do an entire hour on Tito. And it’d better than 99% of the specials that came out the last few years. The Portland story is fucking killer… “that wasn’t meant to stump you” is one of the funniest lines man… im dyin right now. Ok back to watching this vid!
"the only person I know that made money using their mouth is his ex wife" - Kenny Florian
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂🤣😂🤣🤦🏽♂️😂🤣
@Rage TV lol
just to correct you there never was no marriage
Hey Classy Tito!
Bugez Cruise you’re a fucking punk dude
“Well just to correct you I was never in no marriage.”
- Tito “Yeah, I think I tapped” Ortiz
thats what you call class, compared to no class right here
Did her name start with *J*
@Hayd Bailey just to correct you "it was never no marriage" lol
"Wel just to kerrect u I wus neverr in know mairage"
Tito "YOUR'ER WELCOME" ORTIZ
That was a nasty line by me
I swear to God this is the best part of my day LOL
@Trump Tight nah I have amazing days daily
@Ok great stiches... 😂
@Ok great I'm over here listening to it again lol'ing looking at the comments!
Scroll down to the one that says:
"The story has so many arms"
I come back to this at least once every 3 months. It’s just a great story.
Uncle Chael is undefeated in shit talking! Best to ever do it on the internet!
Tito came, he saw Chael, and he tapped.
End of story.
This story may have arms, but not as large as Uncle Chaels.
"Fair use" is any copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without permission from the copyright owner.
I think this falls under parody. You could probably get your video back up and help him promote his wrastlin match.
that dude it still falls under fair use. He just used a short clip, put music over it, and criticized Tito's video in the caption.
Wrastling:DD
shut up nerd
Tito Ortiz was never in no marriage
He will outlive his kids
He tells the best jackal stories
This is the best thing I’ve watched in weeks. Thanks Chael.
Kevin lee sees holes in his own socks
Ok great
I offer you this
Not for nothing
Let me tell you this,
.....
Don't we all
Wining the fight and the trash talk against Tito. That’s killing two stones with one bird.
No you read it right.
I didn't think I read it wrong
Jesus Is King of Kings
Amen! God bless
Ricky blesses you, my trailer park Brethren.
Graham Hancucked
Do I know you from somewhere? 😂
This as the best ending to a segment ever.Chael you legend
I have been down lately..but watching the back and forth between you and tito..silly and masterful Chael..made my day again
Dude, love what YOUR doing uncle chael, this channel is going to take over the internet 💯💯
It doesn’t get more “Tito” than this...😂😂😂🙏🏻
Unless Tito decides to tell another Jackal story.
Whitney Allen he’s the wrong guy to mess with chael like this lol.
* More Tito err'r than this *
Paul Bruce 😂
Common sense American real man 😂😂😂 no doubt, truly out of his element and in over his head.
I had to pause this cause i thought someone was knocking at my front door. Noone was there, it was just Tito tapping.
Whenever Uncle Chael runs out of things to give us, he can offer us some of "Let's see what Tito's been up to lately".
The roadrunner vs coyote... It's freaking amazing... How many times can Tito fall for the bait???? According to all the evidence, ALL THE TIME..😃
Its gold to hear about Tito from Chael
Yea he makes Tito his top subject! Because Tito live's in his head ' rent Free! 🤣🤜🏻🤛🏻💥
I use to be a tito fan. Uncle Chael set me straight. Ok great.
Man this is just gold! Chael, I can see that big ass smile 😂
Man I just can’t over how he says “Wrastling” Instead of “Wrestling”.
*Rasslin
MCShvabo, you said it right brother!!!
Wrasslin!!
FFS...It's Wrastlin'...the Dub-ya and the T is silent...Dayum Y'all
I was reading this comment when he said it. I was like that's interesting!
“A snap is a snap!” -Chael 2019
Whenever I see a video from Chael with Tito's name in the title, best believe I click it with the quickness. And fortunately he always delivers!
Bryan Nsubuga same!!! I wish we had more
The term “hot take” is so damn stupid. Glad Chael mentioned it was their term, not his.
Edit: They’re going to “racel”
@Dave Franklin haha damn. I don't blame ya buddy.
It's r a s *clay* l i n g the *clay* is silent
@John Pembroke Cleveland Steamer
So smart, seemingly so nice and obviously so tough makes him a legend! He is a class act!
Definitely the best story teller in MMA. Chael is a F'ing hoot!!! 😂
tito snitched on the nine trey bloods
Tito taught Snitch 9ine well.
Lool 🤣
Tell us more about these “scripted fights” Uncle Chael...
🤼♂️ knee bar
@@xbeauarcherx chael needs to tell us some bas rutten stories.
@@xbeauarcherx These kids dont know the business man, they just dont, the people know Chael has never legit lost a fight
If it happened in Japan, it's scripted. Lol
"He shook the wrong tree" Chael "the Oak" Sonnen
Thank youre’re, Chael. That means a lot!
Congrats on hitting 400k!! Keep killing it Chael!!
Chael dogging Tito will never get old lmao.
Hey Chael if you see this i just want you to know, im the kinda person that can appreciate a video like this. Super impressed. Im no one important, just a regular guy. Really loved the production value, timing and delivery. Was great watching the evidence as the story was unfolding, you tell a masterpiece of a story. Cheers sir!
I love that no matter how much trash Chael has to talk he’s always just as quick to give kudos and makes a point to say what he likes about these guys. The true Anti-Hero
I have never seen a match that Chael lost, he's absolutely undefeated, he's never lost a match and retired the greatest MMA fighter of all time
Never lost a round
Chael led me down a rabbit hole and i watched 8 episodes of tito...Titos just Tito and will never change...we all have/had friends like that...hes a big nerd but the shows were too fascinating to miss
Last time I was this early, Brazilians loved Chael.
“I clearly felt a tap” - Chael ‘The Reem’ Sonnen
"Hey Tito, How do you throw a punch?"
Tito's response: "Tropical or Hawaiian?"
Too clever.
@BLAZED that's gotta be Tito using an alt account
My favourites from this one are:
Interviewer: "Is it true though that you're coming back in the fall? That the fight will be in the fall?"
Tito: "Yes, it will be in April".
***
He's not just a master of linguistics either. He's also an expertitious mathemagician.
"I train six days a wee... actually six days a week. Ah, five days a week I'll train three days a week. Ah one of those days I'll train two days a week, so, six days a week I'll be training".
***
Tito's multitalented. He's probably got a future at the big movie studios if he wants one. He could be the guy who comes up with interesting movie titles.
"Me, myself, and Chuck".
***
"I never let you down 'til now. I won't start".
***
Looking at that last quote I'm wondering if maybe Tito was the long lost grandson of Yogi Berra.
ruclips.net/video/ETmcRjlqWxg/видео.html
He's a meme machine
Tito needs no long explanation when the word "simpleton" says it all.
I don't think he's a simpleton. I think he just sounds like one :)
Love listening to these stories. Youre're the best Chael
Tito's no Shakespeare, but his Ex sure knows the Longfellow.
lol how has nobody liked that yet. I'm first bitches!!!
a little different spin on a oldie but a goodie
Superb
AND ... she can sure Shake a Spear
Lol
That was a nasty line by me
-owner of the biggest arms in West-Lynn
Don't need to be Kevin Lee to spot holes in Tito's spelling.
Tito's name is actually spelled 'Tieto'
he just miss spelled it.
😂🤣
great comment
Loving the new outros uncle chael.. The music's great and in very good taste👍
I know that cause I’m one of 11 people that watched it lmao I love chael. On the mic his fights could get boring but never the build up or press conference and with these platforms he really found his calling and I love every min of it
Chael might be my favorite person of all time😂
"I might have to jump from one dimension to the next" Chael "the Chaelest Chael" Sonnen
Hahahahaa this was pure gold! I will always be sonnen's fan
How'd I ever miss this video.
"And no we dont want to hear the lion story again" such a good part of that one comment to Tito.
From time to time I just binge videos of Chael trashing Tito. It’s so wholesome
My favorite Tito Ortiz moment was the time Randy spanked him in their fight 😂
"He ain't no west coast gangster"
-Chael to Tito Ortiz
Huntington Beach
Omg hahahha
So Tito doesn’t like videos of himself fumbling accompanied to funny music... message received... *deploying skills*
To think that at one time, long ago, Tito used to actually do some cool shit and was the original "bad boy" of MMA, is mind-blowing to think about today. These days he seems like the biggest box of rocks to ever win a world title.
The song at the end is fantastic 😂
"Tito always says I'm using my mouth to get my opportunities, the only person I know that made money using their mouth is his ex wife"
One of the most savage lines spoken about an opponent at a press conference EVER
First of all I was never in no marriage...
@@worldsgreatestdetective926 my favorite one
@@VarietyVideoGamer that was a nasty line by me
I've seen this a hundred times get some new material, or stop stealing other people's material,
Chael needs to go to WWE and become Cain Velasquez's manager, since Cain has no mic skills and Chael is the man.
@Jeremy Stillwell He can show Cain how to use the special sauce.
@Jeremy Stillwell I think Cain has the skills and athleticism to put on a good show (especially in the mexican style) but his success depends on the WWE giving him a good story line / character to work with and him either getting good on the mic or getting a manager to talk for him.
Being smarterer than Tito isn't much of a compliment.
I'll take it though.... It still counts.
LOl brilliant, great name and comment.
You make a good point uncle Chael. Especially considering this is the one and only time I’ve heard of this “fight”
9:16 = The moment I spit my water out over my TV and developed 12 pack abs from laughing so hard. Goddamn Chael, you just became my hero.
Your'er Welcome! 😂😂😂
@Danny G I can't believe I stumbled across this video so late lol
I could listen to Chael tell stories all day long! The man has a natural ability to keep you interested! I’ll always like the story he told Dana on the set of TUF when he was talking about Yushin Okami said he was going to get a hotel room but instead walked into Chaels moms house where he would always stay & the alarm was going off & Yushin got a shotgun pointed in his face until Chael’s Mom recognized him & gave him some blankets for bed lol
Chael is so funny with how he tells stories
"I might have to jump from one dimension to the next"
- Chael Picon Sonnen
es normal guys, es normal.
Whoop 💪🦵feet arms
Chael, you are mistaken regarding intellectual property. Making a transformative work out of someone else's video for the sake of criticism falls explicitly under fair use, and thus you have every right to make and monetize said video.
If you disputed his strike, any civil court would decide in your favor.
It waa better this way🤣
@@johncampbelltattoos2494 I feel it would be way better of Chael got paid for the ad revenue rather than Tito; then Chael could make another video about how he's such a nice guy that he's actually gonna donate it it to Tito anyway.
Imagine all the storylines he could book from thete
That's not how it works in practice, I'm afraid.
@@charlieoronzon7108 actually, that's exactly how it works. You can dispute the claim, and then they must either sue you or fuck right off. It works exactly that way, by design.
We all owe Chael a thank you!
"I see holes in Tito's wife" -Kevin Lee
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Just to correct you there was no marriage" 😂😂
I want the unedited version
@@alanparrish7767 ex wife didnt work. Spell check also put "wholes"
😂
That was a nasty one
Lol poor Tito. When he's being candid, he actually seems pretty cool. Every time he does anything publicly, however, he just comes off as a complete moron.
His peanut shaped head squeezes the blood circulation from his brain sometimes.
Yes Tito has an IQ of about 70.
Chael sonnen: Alberto del rito
Me:ok great
Noah Ruiz alberto burrito
Me : yarear del rito
World :
#
#
(Those were tumbleweeds)
Me : more weed
You can still watch his older videos and laugh just as hard as the first time
Chael: Well done
Us: Your'er welcome
“Wrastling”
Aw I'm so confused cause he's saying it for a reason but I don't know why 😬
Rawdawg420hahaha - Rasslin
rulsey23 did you watch the video???
Chael is forever in Tito's head now. Would love to see a rematch
SOLJAH 1 Tito? Is it you??
Ohh, Dear Jaysus, when it came to the part where you revealed he misspelled his correction, I literally snorted the milk I was drinking out my nose! Cheers for that! Absolutely Fuckin' Priceless! 😂😂😂
Hahaha love these "locker room talk" stories Chael more more more bad guy!
I didn’t even do anything and when he said well done that shit legit made me feel good inside.
We are not worthy of the Gangster's magnificence
Speak for yourself ;)
Speak for yourself ,)