Chael tells the FBI "I am from the mean streets of West Lynn, I do not snitch, I will track these bandits down and crush them with the biggest guns in Oregon".
I just got back from Area 51 with audio evidence of Tito screaming “tap”, video of Nogiera brothers feeding a buss carrot, finale of the deep dish pizza trilogy and where Kevin Lee fits into all this
The organ gangster sounds like some human trafficking twisted shit. My Uncle Chael is the American Gangster from the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon. Get it right buddeh(bisping voice)
I have to say uncle Chael is by far my favorite RUclipsR and this story made me laugh so hard!!! thank you very much for the laugh my friend,really needed it
Chael is NEVER.....EVER...boring. Sucks because I was running late and I began listening and I realized this is too good and had to listen to all of it.
I tried to resist watching this one, finally gave in, and now I'm super glad I did. Also, wouldn't Chael make a great action movie good guy? Yes. Steely-eyed hero fodder, right there.
Man, you got the best stories. I think part of that is your lack of shame (in a good way) most people would be too embarrassed to tell that story, even though it's hilarious with the kissy face and everything. Gold man.
This scam is as prevalent as the GOAT assures. I have been on the hook for a “Wall Street venture capitalist” for what was supposed to be a month.. now going on three.. doing free work left and right to get this million dollar chance of a lifetime. Thanks Chael, once again defeating the bad guy
No matter how you cut it, Chael S is a very cool dude. He neutered some fraud (ok funny) artists without throwing a punch! And at the same time he provided a very valid public safety message, at his own expense! I have followed you for years and you improve like fine wine. Keep it coming mate.
I love how you you can self analyse without bias, Ive done it my whole life but seeing someone else do it now realise how rare it is , Im also a world champ at an extreme sport (Paintball) maybe knowing ur good at something is what allows one to admit ur not good at everything..
Have you heard of Adel Altamimi..? His story would make for a fucking insane movie.. He was an Iraqi who helped our Marines by driving military vehicles and translating, Al Qaeda ended up figuring out he was helping and kidnapped him and his brothers. His brothers ended up being decapitated and as they walked behind to kill Adel, he heard a huge explosive go off and boots running all around him and someone screaming, " US MARINES " and was saved and brought back to America. He fights in Bellator now, he is a Kyokushin Karate World Champ and has some insane grapple skills.. hes like a Mini GSP. Americans do some dumb shit sometimes, but hearing some giant burly dude scream, " US MARINES." right before your heads about to be cut off would be the best sound in the universe.
The fact that it was from England would of been my first red flag. WhatsApp would of been my second red flag. The third would of been Donna being put on the phone 2 days in a row I also would of hung up after the first kiss me baby she said to me
Class act by Chael for just laughing at the situation and not making it a big deal. Perhaps is just a prankster and the FBI is going to screw his life smh
I fully believe Unky Chael has cemented himself in the history of mma. He changed the sport from 100% athletics to a growing percentage of fight build up. He brought the “Hollywood” in mma. Starting with “Anderson Silva…you completely suck!!” And from that point on changed the straight faced acting into mma. His honesty helps for any up n comer following the path he laid out. Including tails of various pit falls within the game. Thanks Unk.
lol Donna Langley will end up actually calling Chael to offer him some movie role and Chael is going to be like, " Fucking Bet you're Donna Langley" **click**
One financial scam that's been going on for a while is a "payment" to a mark with a very accurate forgery of a bank certified check or money order or company check, then the mark cashing it, and if it works then the scam operator finds a way to say the check was too large, inadvertently, or an unexpected expense came up which is related to the "project", and a request is then made for part of the funds back in the guise of a legit reason.
This whole segment should be on a gta radio show. The kiss me baby and the way he mimicked it sounds exactly like how rockstar would paradoy a movie director 😂😂😂😂😂
Chael's the greatest pound for pound story teller in combat sports. That was a fascinating story.
@Trouser Troll covering his ass 😂😂😂😂
The "hole story" was so good it required 2 parts
Uncle chael still undefeated
Even Hollywood couldn’t beat him
Well....fake Hollywood but yes, still undefeated!
I love how Chael has enough honesty and integrity to talk about something like this. Every time I listen to him my respect for him grows.
You must not know Chael then lmao this is a made up story 😂 its all entertainment bro just Google Dana Lanley she doesn't exist
How does it show integrity?
@@David98004 he's told this story before. He's very good at remembering lies if this is fake.
@@ChaelSonnenMMA Well then let me ask you a question, did you google Dana Lanley? Huh Dummy!
@el pistolero ...okay now look up Donna Langley (which is what Chael said) and tell me who the dummy is lol!!!
Chael tells the FBI "I am from the mean streets of West Lynn, I do not snitch, I will track these bandits down and crush them with the biggest guns in Oregon".
😂😂😂😂😂 I heard that in my head in chaels voice lol
Linn*
Hahahaha
They probably tried catfishing Chael using the FBI stuff too.
Catfish-ception.
I'm a damn gangster
I just got back from Area 51 with audio evidence of Tito screaming “tap”, video of Nogiera brothers feeding a buss carrot, finale of the deep dish pizza trilogy and where Kevin Lee fits into all this
That's great but we still don't know, just how good is Conor McGregor?
That's great but let me offer you this...
Erik Hellum man fuck you man
Erik please tell us where kevin lee fits into all this? We've been dying to know for a couple years now
lol at all these comments on this post. You guys are awesome.
You mean Hollywood was about to become the next victim of Chael p sonnen
Hollywood tapped out to my Uncle Chael
@@TD1021- 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Chael can make Hollywood tap out anytime...
Hayden Donadio okay great
Chael to Hollywood: I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
GreatS95 magnificent comment
Freaking amateurs
Lmao
Bro lmao this just popped me you win this comment section 🏆
lmao, then he goes for the takedown
You messed up. The film is real. It’s working title is:
“The Passion of the Chael”
We know, we know... 🙏🏻😁
Passion yes.
Chael vs the Devil: Make it happen Dana
Discrete passion, four days worth.
There's so much passion involved when I see Chael upload. Me, the boys, and Chael, all hanging out. Lot of passion involved
Blowing the kissy face lol
😂😂😂
are carrots involved too?
No discretion apparently 🙄😅
The real joke is on Hollywood by not giving him a role in a movie .
Chael’s got stories I’ll give him that
has he got stories for days?
Love his stories
You’ll give him whatever he wants!
You will give him nothing, if he wants it he will take it.
Chael is the only man alive that could tell this story and keep me entertained, and force me to watch until the very end 😁
first tip off should be clint eastwood doing a 300 million dollar movie.. not his style
Ha, I just made a comment about this, he gets 90 million from the studio, spends 30 and pockets 60.
Chael “kiss me baby”Sonnen.😂
Blowing the kissy face lol
I wish I could play kissey face over the phone with Chael
This killed me.
You gay af
Why
@@josiffexplosiff1 Conor and Khabib merged together like that looks like Dan Hooker
@@abramporras7877 It was a joke, relax.
Chael's arms are way to big for Hollywood.
Cant believe they fit on camera that 1 day with Ariel
Theres no capable camera invented yet. His camera theres 5 miles away
Yep biggest in Oregan....Lol
This is the most relatable offering from Uncle Chael yet.. he truly is one of the real ones
Ever since Chael started doing movie reviews Hollywood has been trying to play the Organ Gangster.
Oregon*
Connor L yeah Chael isn’t just the gangster of Oregon, he’s also the organ gangster on the black market.
The organ gangster sounds like some human trafficking twisted shit. My Uncle Chael is the American Gangster from the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon. Get it right buddeh(bisping voice)
Lol Hollywood won't defeat him
Organs eh?
Love that he sits indoors all day talking to himself and sticks it up on RUclips for us to see
He's talking to us, the Sonnenites, bow down to your master.
The long awaited sequel of the infamous carrot incident
How hungry was the bus???
That happened
Chael again proving why he's the GOAT shouting out The Jerky Boys
I have to say uncle Chael is by far my favorite RUclipsR and this story made me laugh so hard!!! thank you very much for the laugh my friend,really needed it
Chael is NEVER.....EVER...boring. Sucks because I was running late and I began listening and I realized this is too good and had to listen to all of it.
Once of the most fascinating stories ever told by the Great Uncle.
Chael is a man of passion and discretion.
Brendan Shworb quickly scribbling down cliff notes so he can regurgitate a lesser version of this fantastic story at his next special
now I'm imagining Bill Goldberg doing kissy faces
lmaoooooooooooo
A man from Oregon wont fall into the traps of big league Hollywood
Boom; write the script guys
Your kidneys, Chael, your kidneys were the payoff.
I’m here after listening to Stephen Thompson’s brother’s story, crazy stuff.
I tried to resist watching this one, finally gave in, and now I'm super glad I did.
Also, wouldn't Chael make a great action movie good guy? Yes. Steely-eyed hero fodder, right there.
Greatest story from the greatest story teller thus far......
Man, you got the best stories. I think part of that is your lack of shame (in a good way) most people would be too embarrassed to tell that story, even though it's hilarious with the kissy face and everything. Gold man.
I love your honesty. Hard to find people who aren’t hypocrites
Love the way you told the FBI that you wouldn't press charges because it was a prank lol. 100% agree. Have an Awesome day Uncle Chael!
or because it's a lot of work. It's why I didn't press charges on my mom's boyfriend for hitting me
This scam is as prevalent as the GOAT assures. I have been on the hook for a “Wall Street venture capitalist” for what was supposed to be a month.. now going on three.. doing free work left and right to get this million dollar chance of a lifetime. Thanks Chael, once again defeating the bad guy
Thanks for sharing this. Well worth the 20 mins.
Only halfway through. Chael is awesome. Can you imagine trying to out-fox Chael? Gonna finish tomorrow. Storytelling genius.
1 more for the Highlight reel.....
1 more for the Bad Guy!!!
Thanks for sharing this story, man. Great laugh, and a valuable lesson!
This has so much wisdom! Thank you Uncle Chael!
No matter how you cut it, Chael S is a very cool dude. He neutered some fraud (ok funny) artists without throwing a punch! And at the same time he provided a very valid public safety message, at his own expense! I have followed you for years and you improve like fine wine. Keep it coming mate.
Come on Stallone! Chael for Expendables 4!
So was Dolph Lundgren
Or have a part like Steve Austin had in the Original?
The Passion 2, The Passion of The Sonnen Staring Uncle Chael
THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL!
Nothing beats "Get In The Hole".
Yh that was fucked up
Steve needs to get back in the hole after disrespecting the bad guy
@@mohamedaboanas6707 there was another one quite recently
Max77 But come on, hearing Chael saying ‘Kiss me Baby’ is definitely one of the highlights for the decade.
Disturbing. If it makes Chael uneasy, you know its bad
Happens all the time you handled it well the sad thing is some people get caught up in the scams and lose everything.
NEVER willingly talk to the FBI or Law Enforcement without contacting an attorney. ------- Chael is a smart man.
But how does Betty White fit into all this?
John Lewis is a store in the uk
Yeah I was thinking that's what he meant theres a John Lewis call centre next to where I live lol
John Lewis was a sea shanti wasn’t it?
@@candacecravesblackcockcovi2774 😂😂😂😂
I respect that you're willing to put this story out there.
Plot twist: it really was Donna and Chael passed up the role of a lifetime
just found you show today and am now binge-watching your episodes. And i enjoyed your career in MMA. Keep up all the good work
I'm still salty that the Academy snubbed you for your epic performance in Grudge Match. Keep your head up Chael
Hollywood seems pretty weird. Sort of manipulative and shady.... No thank you to that way of "life."
I recognize the statue on the table. it was used in the 80s comedy Top Secret,... some kind of Intruder.
Chael, you're hilarious.
2 former world class cage fighters...
"I did the kissy face with her"
"Yeah, me too"
Lol
Love his response. I have so little respect for Hollywood or the actors who sell their souls for fame.
One law enforcement agency to the other.. FBI to Chael P
FBI should stay in their jurisdiction
"I don't respect actors", I knew I was on to something here
I love how you you can self analyse without bias, Ive done it my whole life but seeing someone else do it now realise how rare it is , Im also a world champ at an extreme sport (Paintball) maybe knowing ur good at something is what allows one to admit ur not good at everything..
I can't tell if you're being serious when you call Paintball an extreme sport?
Chael was about to get Weinsteined!!!!
Chael, forget the Nate Diaz fish taco story, THIS is your Charlie Murphy Hollywood story! This is outstanding, pls give us more!
Love Chaels Honestly and what a story. There is no one better at telling them.
Chael needs to do a movie about MMA. There has never been a good MMA movie.
Have you heard of Adel Altamimi..? His story would make for a fucking insane movie.. He was an Iraqi who helped our Marines by driving military vehicles and translating, Al Qaeda ended up figuring out he was helping and kidnapped him and his brothers. His brothers ended up being decapitated and as they walked behind to kill Adel, he heard a huge explosive go off and boots running all around him and someone screaming, " US MARINES " and was saved and brought back to America. He fights in Bellator now, he is a Kyokushin Karate World Champ and has some insane grapple skills.. hes like a Mini GSP. Americans do some dumb shit sometimes, but hearing some giant burly dude scream, " US MARINES." right before your heads about to be cut off would be the best sound in the universe.
I thought Warrior was good just because it hit pretty close to home. But 100%. American Gangster takes Hollywood
@j q I'll have to check that out it's Nick Nolte and he's usually good.
Check out the show Kingdom. It's not a movie but its by far the best fictionalization of MMA in any medium. Warrior is also excellent though.
Never back down?
How could anyone attempt to scam The Last Real American Gangster????
Blowing the kissy face lol
Respect to chael taking it like a champ though. No need to even talk to the feds over something so harmless.
Of course Uncle. We all remember John Lewis 🙄
Summary of story?: Uncle had phone sex 😂😂😂
lmaoooooooooooo
17:45 much respect for not taking a prank call that serious Lmao Last of a dying breed
I cant believe I stayed for all of this but I could not pull myself away. 😁 How does he do it.
king amongst men
I am in the same boat...I can't stop watching each episode...Chael is a master.
Chael has been talking to himself since 3rd grade. He’s a legend as far as he knows.
The fact that it was from England would of been my first red flag. WhatsApp would of been my second red flag. The third would of been Donna being put on the phone 2 days in a row I also would of hung up after the first kiss me baby she said to me
You would of, you could of. It's all bullshit bro nobody rings you.
You know that this is "the End of Times" when somebody tries to scam a Master Prankster. We're doomed, folks, run for the hills...
I still don't understand what the point of the scheme was?
Class act by Chael for just laughing at the situation and not making it a big deal. Perhaps is just a prankster and the FBI is going to screw his life smh
The most important question was not answered....did Goldberg do the kissy face?
I always love story time with uncle chael!
Here after Evan’s story on Wonderboy’s channel 😂
Chael: UFC 241 pre-fight breakdown: Pettis vs Diaz
also Chael: I GOT CATFISHED!!!
I fully believe Unky Chael has cemented himself in the history of mma. He changed the sport from 100% athletics to a growing percentage of fight build up. He brought the “Hollywood” in mma. Starting with “Anderson Silva…you completely suck!!” And from that point on changed the straight faced acting into mma. His honesty helps for any up n comer following the path he laid out. Including tails of various pit falls within the game. Thanks Unk.
Chael "I ain't saying nothing" Sonnen.
Chael, avoid Nigerian 'princes' offering you huge prizes. They are true pros ;)
I think Hollywood will cease to exist
One of the best story tellers of all time!
so many unanswered questions
Chael can spin a great yarn! Ya gotta Love this. I can just hear him blowing kisses to this chic! LMAO 🤣
I thought at the end Chael was gonna say it was Bisping the whole time lol
Which begs the question... Just how good is Donna Langley?
Chael you remind me of my dad
Watching your videos makes me happy
Damn it you're a fun storyteller.
For as long as you're talking I'll be listening - thanks Chael
lol Donna Langley will end up actually calling Chael to offer him some movie role and Chael is going to be like, " Fucking Bet you're Donna Langley" **click**
One financial scam that's been going on for a while is a "payment" to a mark with a very accurate forgery of a bank certified check or money order or company check, then the mark cashing it, and if it works then the scam operator finds a way to say the check was too large, inadvertently, or an unexpected expense came up which is related to the "project", and a request is then made for part of the funds back in the guise of a legit reason.
This whole segment should be on a gta radio show. The kiss me baby and the way he mimicked it sounds exactly like how rockstar would paradoy a movie director 😂😂😂😂😂
I clicked like as heard as I heard he didn't respect actors
S P yes!
12 minutes in and I'm stuck like glue to this story
Im sending back the Bad Guy Inc. shirt, Your gettin Soft, LOL
“They want a John Cena type but not Cena” lol
Chael story time. More like this man.
im half way through but freaking chael being the realist dude in the world
That's a good story chael. Seriously though, deep dish trilogy?????
Best storyteller lol you did it again ol' Chael
John Lewis is an OG in the game💯I remember him from way back...good fighter all day long👍👍