I do love how genuine the Autopsy surgeon was. He was so confused but he really tried to answer the question without making the person asking feel too stupid. For all he knew the person asking was a younger person who didn't know.
@@John_Weiss lol, that job title completely slipped my mind. Weird as I used to love watching crime shows like CSI when I was younger. Thank you for the reminder.
What so many people tend to overlook about the Marriage Equality Act that was recently passed is the fact that it protects LGBTQIA+ Marriage AND Interracial Marriage, so everyone who was AGAINST that act was always against Interracial marriage. Very telling indeed.
Mmm... Probably - but I am not sure of that. As you said 'What many people overlooked'... I for my money believe there are more homophobes out there than so stuck up racists that they oppose interracial marriage. I mean, they are there - but most, I do believe just want to stop the sCaRy GaY AgEnDa and don't even think as far as to the other implications of that law. Just to make that clear - that doesn't make them better or in any way good people.
@@Milkyway_Squid Exactly! Mitch McConnell is one of them. His wife is Elaine Chow, and he voted against the Marriage Equality Act. Like? No. The straights aren't okay, because the white straights are hurting themselves in their racism.
@@robertnett9793 Like, while I agree that a good number of those who are against that bill probably don't realize it supports interracial marriage as well, and were only looking to be against it because of homophobia, the Congress people who voted against the bill knew EXACTLY what it was going to protect, and a good chunk of them are in interracial relationships and/or know someone in their life in an interracial marriage and still voted against the bill anyway. Mitch McConnell comes to mind. His wife is Elaine Chow and he STILL voted against the bill.
@@Vladimyra85 Ok - if it comes to congress people, where you can assume they've read (or at least talked in deep about)... then yes. But I think the general public isn't really aware of this detail.
I actually read about that in a magazine about organ donors. Someone asked if the removal of an organ could hurt. The answer was that even if corpses were capable of feeling pain, it wouldn't hurt because the doctors actually use anesthetics on the corpse in order to prevent it from flailing around or whatever. It was actually quite interesting.
@@DeathnoteBB you want doctors to put in old organs? Organs degrade rather quickly, you want them as fresh as possible. Or are you worried about the person whose organs are being removed? They're confirmed dead, revivals from declared medical death aren't a common occurrence.
@@WadelDee Imagine being unconscious, but still savable. You think they’re gonna risk losing organ donations? As soon as brain death is even a risk they’ll worry more about your organs than you.
I have to say at least the lady who thought the dates were grades and the guy on the bus who shusshed the guys snapping along realized they made the mistakes. We all make mistakes but if we can acknowledge them we can grow. It's people who double down and can't be wrong I don't trust. Also the dog getting water time after time is so sweet. I always love the wholesome memes. Thanks. Also the nephew taking down his congresswoman aunt is gold.
@@zarzee8925 ya it was def a snif, you can see the nose move, but its subtitled a ssh and i think the people taking the video thought he did. but at the same time the sentiment might have been close to the same anyway.
Honestly, not including a year column in the dates is a bigger facepalm than the mistake about what they were supposed to be. Knowing what day and month they were drawn really isn't as important without the year to pinpoint what age the kid was at the time when reminiscing in the future. Doesn't change the original facepalm that was easiest to focus on, but that really grinds my gears and goes to show how having the context after the fact obfuscates how puzzling those numbers must have been with no context on first sight to be mistaken as grading.
The nephew ended up getting invited to the White House for the Protect Marriage Act being signed into law and got to celebrate marriage equality while his bigot aunt lost her reelection. Sometimes a FacePalm has a happy ending.
I feel a bit stupid because I didnt really realise that. It's kinda obvious. Gotta learn. So thats why (I think) its extra important that male presenting people like OT are good role-models.
@@sportenapfeltorten2095 Not stupid! Hindsight is 20/20. The fact that you can see the body language signs of them feeling unsafe when you look at the video again means that you have a recognition of those signs. It also means that you want to be able to recognize them and act to make a person feel safer. That's pretty smart in my book.
@@quinnbennettpelkey Thanks a lot!!! :o) I think if men, or anyone big and imposing is trying to be mindfull and a bit carefull that would allready be worth a lot. So yeah, thank you and lets spread kindness.
Yeah someone stickered half a wheel of quality cheese with either the price per lb, or whatever wedges it was intended to be broken up in to. What an absolute score. And nuts they let him have it and nobody else caught it during checkout. Sometimes you really don't need *that* much cheese and can't give it all away so it can be worth it just letting someone at the deli know they made a mistake. If they are smart about it they will thank you giving you a good discount for a chunk you do have a use for. What is a little discount for a customer if it helps them prevent a much more expensive mistake?
@@jnbsp3512 I work in management at a supermarket in Australia. Not sure what it's like over there, but over here we would absolutely have to let them have it for that price, even if the cashier noticed. Either that, or let them have it for free because it was incorrectly priced. You might have to argue back and forth on that 'free' point though, since the risk was paying less than what it should be, rather than more. If you can convince them that the policy is actually about incorrect ticketing in general though, congrats, you got a really expensive item for nothing.
13:26 the thing about this video is the error wasnt on him. There was an error when printing how much it cost. It was probably supposed to be 10.44 PER POUND. but it just said 10.44. HE SAVED HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS AND NOW HE WILL NEVER WANT FOR CHEESE AGAIN. I support him.
My dad got a deal like that once. They had a bunch of hot wings in containers at Winn Dixie where they accidentally stamped the labels upside down so instead of $10.00 each they were labeled as $00.0⇂ and he got them for a penny each. Came home with dozens of them and we ended up eating for a week on hot wings.
13:00 for reference, on a quick google search you can find a full wheel of Parmesan sold for about 2000 USD. This chad bought a half wheel of parm for a discount of about 99%.
@@SweetyMelody99my dad convinced his boss to give me a full imported wheel of Parmesan cheese, 24 mont aged, my favourite for, guess how much… $5 because i am very skilled at acting nice and like a mentally stable person.
20:50 It was actually a joke from two tattoo artists! the picture was photoshopped and the needle didn't touch the skin! But because it was a prank done by two professionals it looks real
To answer the cow thing: 1. -800 Cowdollars for buying a cow 2. +1000 Cowdollars for selling it = 200 + 3. -1100 Cowdollars for buying it again = -900 4. +1300 Cowdollars for selling it again = 400 Cowdollars. Therefore you the person earned 400 Cowdollars..
I hope that girl's bf runs for the hills the fact that she was mad at the girl for just simply parking in a spot that just so happens to be next to her bf's car, is huge red flags with sirens going off 😳
19:39 Look at your bodies, people! mouth, stomach, and taste buds. God created you for the magnificent job of eating garlic bread! What could be more important than that?!?!
11:06 Do y'all realize how many kids were coerced into improving their reading skills when video games came out and most of the dialogs were text? Y'all ever watch a kid who's still learning to read puzzling over what Professor Oak is telling them or what the nonsensical- sounding creatures from LoZ & Animal Crossing are saying? It's a thing of devious beauty.
I learned english exclusively through Minecraft, pokemon, and then youtube videos with subtitles Meanwhile I've never learned a second language exclusively through books, checkmate book fans Seriously if you want a child to learn words, get them into minecraft, 10/10 experience, would recommend
I learned various words by playing games, Dragon Auest 9 taught me equip, acquire, and vocation, Pokémon taught me Stockpile and that buffetted means hit and that buffet is a verb
@@An_Entire_Lime I learned some math from Minecraft I already knew how to read by the time i was playing it but if i didn’t i definitely would’ve learned that too
29:44 Lady... you know that no one is gonna force YOU to get gay married, right? Just because it's an option for people that want it, doesn't mean it'll be imposed on you. You do understand that we aren't trying to REPLACE straight marriages with gay ones, right?
what the hell did she mean by ‘dangerous?’ are gay people just gonna start stabbing people once they’re allowed to get married? vicky has lost her shit.
The only thing people like her know is power and dominance, they not only crave it as a high, but since they've been in rigorous systems of dogma their entire lives they assume (and manipulate others to assume) that changing things means directly inverting the power dynamic and making THEM oppressed. The concept of equality is shockingly difficult to explain to them. It's completely outside of their entire understanding of existence.
25:58 if the word gay was such an issue for them, why didn't they just translate it to glad? It has the same syllables, rolls off the tongue in a similar way, means the same thing in the context, and is just a better choice than pride is if they wanted to change the lyric.
To use the valet services at a hospital, you have to actually get out of your car and take your keys to the valet. If you just sit in your car they will think you are just waiting to pick up someone coming out of the hospital.
@@jaymer123 I have never heard about hospital valets before, so your comment combined with oc's really helped me understand what was going on 🙈 Thanks for that!
Reminder that all of y'all are valid and deserve to be happy. Stay safe, eat food, destroy gender norms (or don't if you like fittin them, or do if you don't like the pressure but still enjoy them), get fresh air (you can even just open a window), drink water and get sleep.
@@wolf1066 I had a chicken that was egg bound. Luckily we caught it in time and were able to get the egg. It turned out to be a double yoker. She passed away last week due to a bad cold front.
Gerbils. Gerbils definitely eat their own young. I remember my sister yelling out to my mother: "MOM!! SIENNA HAD BABIES!" Mom: "how do you know?" Sister: "BECAUSE SHE'S EATING THEM!!!"
Yep. That's what I don't understand with the whole abortion debate. It's wasteful. If you just wait a few months, you can get a whole meal out of it insteaf of just one wet snack.
It bothers me that apparently aborted fetuses end up in the trash because it's "unethical" to use embryonic stem cells in medicines and medical treatment. I doubt if it were allowed then people would be getting pregnant just to abort if one doesn't pay the ex-parent for the embryo. I just want to see that the ones that are already aborted get recycled into medicine or an organ for donations so that even without being born, their existence saved at least one life.
@@driftingdruid Of course not. I mean. In what position do you see me, to tell me how to eat your babies? I strongly believe that's everones own choice.
I never understood "Abortion is murder" the law in most states says it has to be below 6 weeks, you usually know at 6-8 weeks, and the Fetus isn't even alive untill 10+ weeks, as it hasn't developed those systems yet
26:55 Bittersweet Fact: I remember my 11th grade Marine Biology teacher showed us a penguin documentary. According to the documentary, if trekking through the snow is too hard to handle, the parents will abandon the baby to save themselves, so the penguins coming up from the back can pick up the baby if it’s still alive. Which is why I always imagine the gay penguins being at the back of a penguin pack
OK it gets better "aunt" Vicky lost her seat in the last election her nephew got invited to the white house for the signing of the bill and has been making the rounds on all kinds of TV and news outlets and it's fantastic.
@@robertnett9793 it's the silliest attempt at crying I've ever seen though she isn't getting an Emmy for that performance she couldn't even squeeze out an actual tear.
@@flibbertygibbet Italian here, and we consume a lot of Parmesan cheese. You can shred it and put it in those freezer bags and store them for months in the freezer, so yes, definitely something I would do for such a huge amount 😁
The first meme reminded me of one of my dad’s former students who once drew a four-legged chicken and only realized that something was wrong with it when a classmate started laughing hysterically. She had to actually tell him the reason to his face because he didn’t get it. It’s one of my favorite stories of my dad’s.
I saw that post and I immediately thought in an OT-voice: "Guys, is it gay to be married to a woman?" And also, like, even if the "beta males" is eating the tapas just to please their wives, then doesn't that mean that they are more likely to get laid because the wives are happy? Like, this post is dumb on multiple levels!
15:21 this Karen is my social studies teachers sister. She came in and helped explain mt. Olympus to us, actually a super sweet lady. She brought cookies.
12:04 I think it's one of those moments where people tell you what makes you a man or woman in their eyes. It's especially present when these people talk to trans folk. Like I was in a mental hospital once and the staff refused to address me as a woman (which only made my mental issues worse). They literally told me that I don't look like a woman to them so I started misgendering them too and said that they don't look like what I define as men/women
"so I made an executive decision" is a brilliant line. My mum had a similar reaction to the gf/wife in the video when i brought home 10 packs of fancy bacon because they were 60p each.
18:09 You’re single because those “leftovers” have had better options at an abandoned 7/11 gas station than you, bro might’ve studied in reality but it doesn’t mean he passed- and speaking of “humbling yourself” bro says it’s “hopeless” for someone to help him… I wouldn’t be surprised if his only contribution to society is saying “Andrew Tate did nothing wrong”
5:57 I don't know exactly what led to this, but it seems like that guy is just out there getting people to rate him. So this lady rates him by her mental image of her ideal man. Nothing wrong with that (because he asked her to). But then he starts rating her even though she never asked, this is just rude. But if he was just out here for some other reason and she comes over saying something like "but you're not that good though", then fair enough.
I had a summer job in which six of us were given housing. Two started making pasta. One guy held the colander while the other started to pour. Happily I caught them in time.
@@auldthymer When I was 16, during the 'independent living' phase of what was basically a summer camp mixed with fundraising and barely-controlled teenage lunacy, a guy narrowly avoided having his head blown off. I mean, you leave a bunch of kids to their own devices, and you're bound to find one who's never cooked for himself before... Dude put a tin (not bowl) of beans in the microwave, as if we hadn't all literally just taken exams on lab safety, and the dangers of radiation. Part of me wanted to let him do it, just to see what would happen lmao
@@AmandaDavis6130 That sounds like the perfect abstract loading screen tip for if real life was a game. "When crafting soup stocks, beware the pasta reflex."
wow, I can’t believe that man got 44 pounds of cheese for that price, that’s a freaking steal! Also that dog was so cute! We needed that bit of wholesome in there
I went to a religious university and if you were gay or part of anything other than traditional (gender, sexuality, etc), you could get discipled or even expelled. Surprisingly (not), a few of graduated students or students who transferred out then came out as lesbian or gay. I hate that people can get in trouble or hurt for loving someone that others don’t think you should.
"I can scream random dates at people and no one cares" Second time he did that, the person start to asnwer back and he just ignores him, clearly someone cared. And the other times he just cut before anyone could react XD
23:17 it's not ownership, its just association. it's like the classic phrase "your mom", do you own your mom? no, its just a mother associated with you. my pronouns i don't own, but they are ones associated with me by my choice
1:26 tapas are so good tho Also, thanks, Ot for existing I love your content man I watch your content any time I’m struggling with disforea keep it up man
11:06 the funniest part is, a lot of video games need basic reading skills to be enjoyed. Hell, even a game like Sonic Colors: Ultimate for the Switch has a label on the back saying that you need to be able to read to fully enjoy the game.
The thing is if you do THAT people definitely care. You can even see someone coming over, very obviously caring. If it was an employee it was 100% to kick them out
The relative of that congress woman put it so well. No one is trying to force a harmful agenda on anyone. They just don’t want to let Christianity take away the freedoms of other people or religious groups.
Just got home from the hospital and this was the first video in my subscriptions feed, your humor and positivity makes me smile and feel a little bit better
29:48 Fun fact about me it's kind of related to the video time I put so you guys can see what I am talking about, but anyways, I can cry on command... It just takes 1-2 minutes no longer than that.
6:32 I hear you, it hurts. I am 34 and I am old sometimes, as a lot of things I used to know are now obsolete. Yeah, the school bell, the chalkboards, the overhead projectors, the textbook coverings have gone in the way of old yeller. The bell is now digital, because the standard one was upsetting too many people. I am not surprised, it was rather loud and did hurt if you was underneath it. Hey....if you think your old, try this. The kids from Jurassic Park are now 42 years old
Did...did OT face palm because he thought the "joke" was that the dates were getting more recent so the ages were getting smaller, AND COMPLETELY MISSED the fact that 2022 - 2000 does NOT equal 25?! ROTFLMAO! Love ya OT, never change. ❤️
14:00 - I just worked on anesthesia for two weeks. My preceptor's favorite joke (that pts set him up for about twice a day): "Will it hurt?" "No. I'll be fine."
I live in Germany and had surgery a few years back - and the anesthesist was this big Russian guy. Came in as I already layed in preperation and introduced himself by saying: "Hi. I am Dimitry - and you will be sleeping soon." Good times.
Damn that 16:37 guy’s overreacting like. She gave him a 7/10, that’s like a C on a test. And it is absolutely not a low number on a scale where presumably 0 is ‘not my type at all’ and 10 is ‘completely ideal perfection’. She never said she wouldn’t date someone who wasn’t tall, just that he’d be more attractive to her if he was taller than he is now.
19:17 "I may not be in the mood to deal with their white shenanigans that day" I mean, that part was kind of relatable honestly It's like if you had a friend who was friends with your boss or friends with a cop; you might want some notice before hanging out with that random boss or cop (although I'd probably just solve that by inviting the friend to fewer things, and/or hanging out more one-on-one with them).
19:28 "imagine if she did this video about black people" Yeah, and imagine if you used cocaine instead of baking powder in your cake recipe, that cake would be fucked up because even though those two substances look similar, they're actually very different in terms of how they react in cake batter. Like, it's a cringey video, but it's 2022, let's not pretend that these two situations would be equivalent. We should be able to know better than that after 2 seconds of thinking and empathy. (Besides, if she made that video about black people, she might get some pushback, but then she'd probably get PragerU, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Ye defending her right to "choose her own friends" and scolding the "woke mob" for trying to force people to be friends with groups of people they don't like or "turn friendship into a diversity quota game" or whatever.)
omg THAT’S what happened to my red kettle 😡😡
oh, uh……. 👀💀
Lol
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Umm
Oh no
I do love how genuine the Autopsy surgeon was. He was so confused but he really tried to answer the question without making the person asking feel too stupid. For all he knew the person asking was a younger person who didn't know.
FunFact: The word for the person who performs autopsies is a Coroner.
@@John_Weiss lol, that job title completely slipped my mind. Weird as I used to love watching crime shows like CSI when I was younger.
Thank you for the reminder.
@@RandomCorvid You're most welcome!
@@RandomCorvid Nope, its autopsy surgeon now and no one will convince me otherwise!
I saw another tiktok of him answering "Can you show an autopsy of a cremation" and i-
What so many people tend to overlook about the Marriage Equality Act that was recently passed is the fact that it protects LGBTQIA+ Marriage AND Interracial Marriage, so everyone who was AGAINST that act was always against Interracial marriage. Very telling indeed.
Mmm... Probably - but I am not sure of that. As you said 'What many people overlooked'... I for my money believe there are more homophobes out there than so stuck up racists that they oppose interracial marriage. I mean, they are there - but most, I do believe just want to stop the sCaRy GaY AgEnDa and don't even think as far as to the other implications of that law.
Just to make that clear - that doesn't make them better or in any way good people.
A few of those who voted against are in interracial marriages themselves.
Are the straights OK?
@@Milkyway_Squid Exactly! Mitch McConnell is one of them. His wife is Elaine Chow, and he voted against the Marriage Equality Act. Like? No. The straights aren't okay, because the white straights are hurting themselves in their racism.
@@robertnett9793 Like, while I agree that a good number of those who are against that bill probably don't realize it supports interracial marriage as well, and were only looking to be against it because of homophobia, the Congress people who voted against the bill knew EXACTLY what it was going to protect, and a good chunk of them are in interracial relationships and/or know someone in their life in an interracial marriage and still voted against the bill anyway. Mitch McConnell comes to mind. His wife is Elaine Chow and he STILL voted against the bill.
@@Vladimyra85 Ok - if it comes to congress people, where you can assume they've read (or at least talked in deep about)... then yes. But I think the general public isn't really aware of this detail.
I actually read about that in a magazine about organ donors. Someone asked if the removal of an organ could hurt. The answer was that even if corpses were capable of feeling pain, it wouldn't hurt because the doctors actually use anesthetics on the corpse in order to prevent it from flailing around or whatever. It was actually quite interesting.
I mean… they take out organs as soon as a person dies, so the organs are fresh. That just concerns me MORE.
@@DeathnoteBB Huh, why? What's concerning about that?
@@DeathnoteBB you want doctors to put in old organs? Organs degrade rather quickly, you want them as fresh as possible. Or are you worried about the person whose organs are being removed? They're confirmed dead, revivals from declared medical death aren't a common occurrence.
@@WadelDee Imagine being unconscious, but still savable. You think they’re gonna risk losing organ donations? As soon as brain death is even a risk they’ll worry more about your organs than you.
@@thelonelywoodstock674 Sources sure help
The guy who paid approximately $.25/lb on parmesan looks so proud of himself.
he should be!
Rightfully so.
I would be proud of myself as well.
He should be. Parmesan usually goes for $11+ per pound. he got the deal of a lifetime
I'd be skipping all the way home if I snagged that deal.
honestly $10 for 44 lbs of cheese is an amazing deal. they definitely labeled it wrong and i love that for the people in the video.
Especially parmesan cheese, which stores well compared to other cheeses.
Truth.
@@JustAPasserby-e6z give this person more likes
I have to say at least the lady who thought the dates were grades and the guy on the bus who shusshed the guys snapping along realized they made the mistakes. We all make mistakes but if we can acknowledge them we can grow. It's people who double down and can't be wrong I don't trust.
Also the dog getting water time after time is so sweet.
I always love the wholesome memes. Thanks.
Also the nephew taking down his congresswoman aunt is gold.
I think it was a sniff but ya it looked like he was irritated
@@zarzee8925 ya it was def a snif, you can see the nose move, but its subtitled a ssh and i think the people taking the video thought he did. but at the same time the sentiment might have been close to the same anyway.
Honestly, not including a year column in the dates is a bigger facepalm than the mistake about what they were supposed to be. Knowing what day and month they were drawn really isn't as important without the year to pinpoint what age the kid was at the time when reminiscing in the future. Doesn't change the original facepalm that was easiest to focus on, but that really grinds my gears and goes to show how having the context after the fact obfuscates how puzzling those numbers must have been with no context on first sight to be mistaken as grading.
The nephew ended up getting invited to the White House for the Protect Marriage Act being signed into law and got to celebrate marriage equality while his bigot aunt lost her reelection. Sometimes a FacePalm has a happy ending.
@@madalice5134 oh that is lovely thanks.
Omg the fact that OT could recognize that women no longer felt safe in that conversation gives me hope.
I feel a bit stupid because I didnt really realise that.
It's kinda obvious.
Gotta learn.
So thats why (I think) its extra important that male presenting people like OT are good role-models.
@@sportenapfeltorten2095 Not stupid! Hindsight is 20/20. The fact that you can see the body language signs of them feeling unsafe when you look at the video again means that you have a recognition of those signs. It also means that you want to be able to recognize them and act to make a person feel safer. That's pretty smart in my book.
@@quinnbennettpelkey
Thanks a lot!!!
:o)
I think if men, or anyone big and imposing is trying to be mindfull and a bit carefull that would allready be worth a lot.
So yeah, thank you and lets spread kindness.
Yeah body language is hard to read when its not in person.
What conversation?
10:45 "are you insecure?" LMAOOO
Cheese Guy wasn't drunk or high. He was just very proud of himself for noticing and capitalizing on someone else's facepalm.
Yeah someone stickered half a wheel of quality cheese with either the price per lb, or whatever wedges it was intended to be broken up in to. What an absolute score. And nuts they let him have it and nobody else caught it during checkout.
Sometimes you really don't need *that* much cheese and can't give it all away so it can be worth it just letting someone at the deli know they made a mistake. If they are smart about it they will thank you giving you a good discount for a chunk you do have a use for. What is a little discount for a customer if it helps them prevent a much more expensive mistake?
@@jnbsp3512 I work in management at a supermarket in Australia. Not sure what it's like over there, but over here we would absolutely have to let them have it for that price, even if the cashier noticed. Either that, or let them have it for free because it was incorrectly priced. You might have to argue back and forth on that 'free' point though, since the risk was paying less than what it should be, rather than more. If you can convince them that the policy is actually about incorrect ticketing in general though, congrats, you got a really expensive item for nothing.
I read that as "Chinese guy" and was genuinely so confused
Honestly that was a very good deal
Everyone i know would be getting a huge wedge of parmesan for Xmas, and all of them would be thrilled
PETA once again proving that their Head of Marketing has innumerable fetishes.
Remember when they posted an anthropomorphic cow breastfeeding an adult human?
PETA is just seriously weird...
@@lethequin I was like "hey I don't remember going on rule34 today"
@@Nerobyrne when PETA posted it?
@@lethequin yup
13:16
“What are we going to do-
“NO clue! 😁”
“- with 40 pounds of Parmesan??”
13:26 the thing about this video is the error wasnt on him. There was an error when printing how much it cost. It was probably supposed to be 10.44 PER POUND. but it just said 10.44. HE SAVED HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS AND NOW HE WILL NEVER WANT FOR CHEESE AGAIN. I support him.
My dad got a deal like that once. They had a bunch of hot wings in containers at Winn Dixie where they accidentally stamped the labels upside down so instead of $10.00 each they were labeled as $00.0⇂ and he got them for a penny each. Came home with dozens of them and we ended up eating for a week on hot wings.
That's not a facepalm... if I weren't lactose intolerant, that'd be an absolute win.
Yeah that's what OT meant when he said the guy made a good financial decision.
What's weird is that the guy said "approximately" 10.44
@@SeanStrife I guess you could always cut it up and give it to family and friends from now into eternity.
@@7792pnaurfr maybe he was thinking about tax?
If an autopsy hurts it's not an autopsy.
It's a vivisection.
The superior vertion
I just learned a new word and I wish to unlearn it
Only nerds wait to die to be autopsied
@@SeventhSeraphOfficerRevolver WHAT THE
@@ConstantChaos1 And?
12:48 “you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese”
13:00 for reference, on a quick google search you can find a full wheel of Parmesan sold for about 2000 USD. This chad bought a half wheel of parm for a discount of about 99%.
As an Italian that lives near Parma I weep because I will never be able to afford that much cheese here T^T
Cheese chad 😂🧀
@@SweetyMelody99my dad convinced his boss to give me a full imported wheel of Parmesan cheese, 24 mont aged, my favourite for, guess how much…
$5 because i am very skilled at acting nice and like a mentally stable person.
@@SweetyMelody99i will find a way to give you cheese
20:50 It was actually a joke from two tattoo artists! the picture was photoshopped and the needle didn't touch the skin! But because it was a prank done by two professionals it looks real
I am so relieved
Thank god
Thank you, now I'm able to sleep
Thank fuck... I kept reading that as "dogs... h... t?" before realizing it meant "hot dogs" but every time I saw the pic, I needed a moment
.... Humanity Restored ...
The autopsy one reminded me of that joke that goes: "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
To answer the cow thing:
1. -800 Cowdollars for buying a cow
2. +1000 Cowdollars for selling it = 200 +
3. -1100 Cowdollars for buying it again = -900
4. +1300 Cowdollars for selling it again = 400 Cowdollars.
Therefore you the person earned 400 Cowdollars..
Okay cool I was just about to comment this
thank god^^ i fighert it out too.
The Click worked it out yesterday and I have to admit my math was wrong when I tried it.
So I was right
Thank you. I'm very not good at math, so I wasn't sure if 400 was right or I'm missing something entirely.
I hope that girl's bf runs for the hills
the fact that she was mad at the girl for just simply parking in a spot that just so happens to be next to her bf's car, is huge red flags with sirens going off 😳
Not sirens. Red flags like this, come with the complete Red Army Choir attached.
@@robertnett9793 THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST CREATIVE COMMENT I'VE EVER READ
Yeah stuff like that makes me almost blurt out "how do I know you aren't just stalking your ex?" yeah I'd be in danger if I don't bite my tongue
@@robertnett9793 I love that, definitely gonna use it
@@zhfwade4414 please - be my guest.
19:39 Look at your bodies, people! mouth, stomach, and taste buds. God created you for the magnificent job of eating garlic bread! What could be more important than that?!?!
REAL
Making the garlic bread in the first place, ya silly!
11:06
Do y'all realize how many kids were coerced into improving their reading skills when video games came out and most of the dialogs were text? Y'all ever watch a kid who's still learning to read puzzling over what Professor Oak is telling them or what the nonsensical- sounding creatures from LoZ & Animal Crossing are saying? It's a thing of devious beauty.
I learned english exclusively through Minecraft, pokemon, and then youtube videos with subtitles
Meanwhile I've never learned a second language exclusively through books, checkmate book fans
Seriously if you want a child to learn words, get them into minecraft, 10/10 experience, would recommend
Yup. Video game creators literally added more text and read prompts just to help improve literacy among young players.
I learned various words by playing games, Dragon Auest 9 taught me equip, acquire, and vocation, Pokémon taught me Stockpile and that buffetted means hit and that buffet is a verb
@@An_Entire_Lime I learned some math from Minecraft
I already knew how to read by the time i was playing it but if i didn’t i definitely would’ve learned that too
Lots of people develop fast reading skills when they have to read subtitles for foreign movies/media as well.
29:44
Lady... you know that no one is gonna force YOU to get gay married, right? Just because it's an option for people that want it, doesn't mean it'll be imposed on you. You do understand that we aren't trying to REPLACE straight marriages with gay ones, right?
what the hell did she mean by ‘dangerous?’ are gay people just gonna start stabbing people once they’re allowed to get married? vicky has lost her shit.
The only thing people like her know is power and dominance, they not only crave it as a high, but since they've been in rigorous systems of dogma their entire lives they assume (and manipulate others to assume) that changing things means directly inverting the power dynamic and making THEM oppressed. The concept of equality is shockingly difficult to explain to them. It's completely outside of their entire understanding of existence.
They want to force people into straight marriages, so they assume people supporting gay marriage want to do the same to them.
Actually you're wrong. I'm going to force you. This is an order, go get gay married right now.
25:58 if the word gay was such an issue for them, why didn't they just translate it to glad? It has the same syllables, rolls off the tongue in a similar way, means the same thing in the context, and is just a better choice than pride is if they wanted to change the lyric.
To use the valet services at a hospital, you have to actually get out of your car and take your keys to the valet. If you just sit in your car they will think you are just waiting to pick up someone coming out of the hospital.
She couldn’t get to the valet in the first place because the valet drivers parked in front of it
@@jaymer123 Thank you, because I really didn't understand how that conversation was going lmao.
@@HonestMagpie it can be a little confusing at first to be fair
@@Kai-here no problem!
@@jaymer123 I have never heard about hospital valets before, so your comment combined with oc's really helped me understand what was going on 🙈
Thanks for that!
Reminder that all of y'all are valid and deserve to be happy. Stay safe, eat food, destroy gender norms (or don't if you like fittin them, or do if you don't like the pressure but still enjoy them), get fresh air (you can even just open a window), drink water and get sleep.
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Needed this today. Thanks
thank you
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@@kaimik137 okay, I really quickly want to say that I love your pfp
13:09 "and what are we going to do?"
"Feast"
the PETA turkey just had an egg stuck, and it probably going to die soon,but still wanted to share this special moment with her family. So wholesome
hihi
lol
also rip turkey
I actually lost one of my quail due to being egg-bound and, tragically, she didn't get to have a nice family meal of roast human before she died.
@@wolf1066 I had a chicken that was egg bound. Luckily we caught it in time and were able to get the egg. It turned out to be a double yoker. She passed away last week due to a bad cold front.
@@dragonhanyu Glad you managed to save the chicken and the egg. Sorry to hear about the recent death, though.
@@wolf1066 I had her for years and she lived a good life. Her name was Pistachio and she was spoiled.
Gerbils. Gerbils definitely eat their own young. I remember my sister yelling out to my mother: "MOM!! SIENNA HAD BABIES!" Mom: "how do you know?" Sister: "BECAUSE SHE'S EATING THEM!!!"
Yep. That's what I don't understand with the whole abortion debate.
It's wasteful.
If you just wait a few months, you can get a whole meal out of it insteaf of just one wet snack.
It bothers me that apparently aborted fetuses end up in the trash because it's "unethical" to use embryonic stem cells in medicines and medical treatment. I doubt if it were allowed then people would be getting pregnant just to abort if one doesn't pay the ex-parent for the embryo. I just want to see that the ones that are already aborted get recycled into medicine or an organ for donations so that even without being born, their existence saved at least one life.
@@robertnett9793 Pro life this, pro choice that. Pro Food is where it's at!
@@robertnett9793 ...well hello there, Jonathan Swift, here to tell us about your essay on baby eating again?
@@driftingdruid Of course not. I mean. In what position do you see me, to tell me how to eat your babies? I strongly believe that's everones own choice.
08:31
Abortion's not murder, but that was.
I never understood "Abortion is murder" the law in most states says it has to be below 6 weeks, you usually know at 6-8 weeks, and the Fetus isn't even alive untill 10+ weeks, as it hasn't developed those systems yet
@@SilentHallows true, not sure what some people are thinking.
An autopsy doesn’t hurt because you don’t feel pain, when it happened to me it was fine, I did get a bit hungry for brains tho, more than usual.
wow so quirky
I hope you get only the tastiest of brains
a very menacing aranara
That's normal. After an injury or major surgery, it's perfectly natural to need more nutrients than usual
26:55
Bittersweet Fact: I remember my 11th grade Marine Biology teacher showed us a penguin documentary. According to the documentary, if trekking through the snow is too hard to handle, the parents will abandon the baby to save themselves, so the penguins coming up from the back can pick up the baby if it’s still alive. Which is why I always imagine the gay penguins being at the back of a penguin pack
30:25 -V-I-CKY
The sound of her name makes the little kids cry
OK it gets better "aunt" Vicky lost her seat in the last election her nephew got invited to the white house for the signing of the bill and has been making the rounds on all kinds of TV and news outlets and it's fantastic.
Awesome thanks for the update!
i'm glad aunt vicky now has some time to think about what she has done there to damage her family relations with her hate.
But... but... but poor woman was crying. How can we be so heartless?
yes, kidding.
@@robertnett9793 it's the silliest attempt at crying I've ever seen though she isn't getting an Emmy for that performance she couldn't even squeeze out an actual tear.
As a fellow tooth owner, The thought thought of tooth piercings has never crossed my mind till now and don't like it one bit
It looked photoshopped. And I really hope it was. 🦷
It is not going through the tooth, it is on the tooth like braces. Otherwise it would hurt constantly and would likely go septic.
Another tooth owner? I’m glad this audience has many teeth owners
How do you eat with a tooth piercing that has large jewelry hanging from it? That I don’t understand.
14:06 Dude looks so depressed and disappointed at the same time, I feel bad
I unironically love that OT has kept the Halloween version of the intro up. Please never change it
Okay but 10 dollars for 44 pounds of cheese is an incredible deal!
It was probably supposed to be $10 per pound, which is still pretty cheap, top grade is like at least $30 per pound
I'd have bought it and probably given it to friends and family. Does cheese freeze?
@@flibbertygibbet I think so? At least my mom put some in the freezer and like, frozen pizza have cheese on it so, I don't see why it wouldn't work?
@@flibbertygibbet Google tells me that a chunk of parm would last a year in the freezer, so yeah
@@flibbertygibbet Italian here, and we consume a lot of Parmesan cheese. You can shred it and put it in those freezer bags and store them for months in the freezer, so yes, definitely something I would do for such a huge amount 😁
19:13 "But what if he's my emotional support white friend"-Ray
29:25 Marriage Equality is about protecting same-sex and interracial marriage.
So yeah, you can imagine how bad some of the detractors can be.
They believe in religious freedom, and in dictating religious rites to practitioners.
"what would bring me to a 10?"
"not asking strangers on the street to rate you."
The first meme reminded me of one of my dad’s former students who once drew a four-legged chicken and only realized that something was wrong with it when a classmate started laughing hysterically. She had to actually tell him the reason to his face because he didn’t get it. It’s one of my favorite stories of my dad’s.
Okay, you know it's going to an interesting trip when a self proclaimed "alpha male" gets wrecked by a former Hooters girl. XD
I saw that post and I immediately thought in an OT-voice: "Guys, is it gay to be married to a woman?" And also, like, even if the "beta males" is eating the tapas just to please their wives, then doesn't that mean that they are more likely to get laid because the wives are happy? Like, this post is dumb on multiple levels!
That was brutal!
@@researchotaku You're right, that post is really dumb, and on many levels.
@@auldthymer It was very brutal.
I mean, she's right though.
I've never seen a guy calling himself an alpha male that wasn't a total loser.
TBH I think a lot of the "are the straights okay" memes belong in r/facepalm
Tbf i think a lot of people belong in r/facepalm
@@OneTopic truer words have never been spoken
I'm pretty sure I belong in r/facepalm some days.
@@flibbertygibbet just part of being human 😎. We are all dumb in unique ways.
@@flibbertygibbet, mood.
15:21 this Karen is my social studies teachers sister. She came in and helped explain mt. Olympus to us, actually a super sweet lady. She brought cookies.
Y’all are learning about Greek mythology? Luckyyyyy!
12:04 I think it's one of those moments where people tell you what makes you a man or woman in their eyes. It's especially present when these people talk to trans folk. Like I was in a mental hospital once and the staff refused to address me as a woman (which only made my mental issues worse). They literally told me that I don't look like a woman to them so I started misgendering them too and said that they don't look like what I define as men/women
"so I made an executive decision" is a brilliant line. My mum had a similar reaction to the gf/wife in the video when i brought home 10 packs of fancy bacon because they were 60p each.
18:09 You’re single because those “leftovers” have had better options at an abandoned 7/11 gas station than you, bro might’ve studied in reality but it doesn’t mean he passed- and speaking of “humbling yourself” bro says it’s “hopeless” for someone to help him… I wouldn’t be surprised if his only contribution to society is saying “Andrew Tate did nothing wrong”
The guy at 12:35 with the cheese block is just so proud of himself lolol.. I love it
The slowly rising definition of crocodile tears on the clip of the congresswoman had me cackling.
5:57 I don't know exactly what led to this, but it seems like that guy is just out there getting people to rate him.
So this lady rates him by her mental image of her ideal man. Nothing wrong with that (because he asked her to).
But then he starts rating her even though she never asked, this is just rude.
But if he was just out here for some other reason and she comes over saying something like "but you're not that good though", then fair enough.
As someone who's previously broken their teeth those "tooth gems" are giving me phantom pains in my fake tooth.
Oof, that bone broth one *hurt*. They were just going on autopilot , and it's like their subconscious went:
"Keep the bones, lose the broth."
I had a summer job in which six of us were given housing. Two started making pasta. One guy held the colander while the other started to pour.
Happily I caught them in time.
@@auldthymer When I was 16, during the 'independent living' phase of what was basically a summer camp mixed with fundraising and barely-controlled teenage lunacy, a guy narrowly avoided having his head blown off. I mean, you leave a bunch of kids to their own devices, and you're bound to find one who's never cooked for himself before... Dude put a tin (not bowl) of beans in the microwave, as if we hadn't all literally just taken exams on lab safety, and the dangers of radiation. Part of me wanted to let him do it, just to see what would happen lmao
It’s the pasta reflex - you’re used to straining out the water and keeping the stuff boiling in it. Muscle memory is a heck of a thing.
@@AmandaDavis6130 That sounds like the perfect abstract loading screen tip for if real life was a game.
"When crafting soup stocks, beware the pasta reflex."
18:28
Imagine being this narcissistic and unaware of yourself while also being misogynistic. God damn, my dude. lol
wow, I can’t believe that man got 44 pounds of cheese for that price, that’s a freaking steal! Also that dog was so cute! We needed that bit of wholesome in there
18:21 Oh no, my brain is falling apart because I have free will and am not being a submissive object to do housework. Oh no
I went to a religious university and if you were gay or part of anything other than traditional (gender, sexuality, etc), you could get discipled or even expelled. Surprisingly (not), a few of graduated students or students who transferred out then came out as lesbian or gay. I hate that people can get in trouble or hurt for loving someone that others don’t think you should.
i left my old high school bc i was trans and could be expelled for it. even telling them about death threats i received bc it would be on me
If a kid asked the autopsy question, that's a normal kid question. If it was an adult asking, at least they have an answer from a professional.
The fact that the dog managed to be smarter and kinder than most humans in this video...somehow doesn't surprise me.
6:17 He turned himself into a chair, funniest shit I've ever seen.
"I can scream random dates at people and no one cares"
Second time he did that, the person start to asnwer back and he just ignores him, clearly someone cared. And the other times he just cut before anyone could react XD
Actually, when he cut, the other person HAD started to react.
27:33 lol, this reminds me of the "tf is wrong with manslaughter? Are men not allowed to laugh these days 🤨" joke
23:17 it's not ownership, its just association. it's like the classic phrase "your mom", do you own your mom? no, its just a mother associated with you. my pronouns i don't own, but they are ones associated with me by my choice
My Sunday was made infinitely brighter by all the laughs and giggles in this video. Thanks for that.
Everybody needs some OT giggles every once in a while. Helps you to stay sane :D
4:30 I feel that. Muscle memory taking over and accidentally putting orange juice in my tea...
Filling cereals with coffee :D Also a classic...
@@robertnett9793…and than it turns out to be good
{source: i once poured cold coffee into my coco puffs and i will never go back to milk.}
"Does an autopsy hurt" killed me.
I think it's safe to say that the people watching your videos enjoy hearing a man laugh.
Love OT's gigglesnorts. Such euphoria
So true and I wait for the boops and scrunch my nose in response.
The horror! I think I go in my corner and cry for 20 minutes or so.
OT has the best laugh 😁 he's so sincere and silly about stuff, he restores my faith in mankind 😊
Yes, because laughter is beautiful :>
As a 1990 baby I immediately thought "wait, I'm how old? That doesn't seem right"
Ikr I’m like huhhh?? Ik how old I am and it ain’t that… yet
17:28 is like the gift that keeps on giving. Everytime you think you've arrived at the punchline it JUST KEEPS GOING
"I can scream random dates at people and no one cares"
That One Man: Excuse me, bro.
Video quickly ends to hide that this person definitely cares.
Lol
19:50
HEY GOD
WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY OF THESE
HEY COME BACK HEREEEEE
1:26 tapas are so good tho
Also, thanks, Ot for existing I love your content man I watch your content any time I’m struggling with disforea keep it up man
21:34 This is the kind of moment when I pretend I'm not from this country
Same because I feel so embarassed right now 😔
*sigh* same
The autopsy one was funny and I can feel his confusion emanating from the screen 😭 I had to stop doing my stuff because of that clip LMAOOO
15:31 classic case of "is she really a Karen, or is the other person just being misogynistic"
10:13 You earned $400. The Click taught me that.
You have 1300 dollars of revenue and 300 dollars of profit
I'm glad you know how to do the math now, for anyone curious you: $1000 - 800 = 200 - 1100 = -900 + 1300 = 400
I just confused an autopsy with a biopsy, and I was like, well yeah it hurts, they don’t always numb you or give you anesthesia
11:06 the funniest part is, a lot of video games need basic reading skills to be enjoyed. Hell, even a game like Sonic Colors: Ultimate for the Switch has a label on the back saying that you need to be able to read to fully enjoy the game.
The fact that no one cares if you actually scream and do the most embaresing thing in a store actually helped me with social anxiety
The thing is if you do THAT people definitely care. You can even see someone coming over, very obviously caring. If it was an employee it was 100% to kick them out
The relative of that congress woman put it so well. No one is trying to force a harmful agenda on anyone. They just don’t want to let Christianity take away the freedoms of other people or religious groups.
Conservatives love the phrase "religious equality" until they're ACTUALLY required to treat non-christians equally
27:18 rabbits actually terminate their own pregnancies, no eating required, no birthing or carrying required
11:52 so you're telling me that when a boy turns 18, he becomes asexual? Sounds like an awesome world to me
i wish
Sounds fine to me
Fun fact: when pandas have twins they raise the one most likely to live and abandons the outher.
this is not fun
8:15 FATHER TED one of my favourite shows an absolute Irish classic!
Just got home from the hospital and this was the first video in my subscriptions feed, your humor and positivity makes me smile and feel a little bit better
He does make things better, doesn't he? I hope you (or, if you were there with someone else, they) are doing much better!
2:30 People like this is probably why people with invisible disabilities are ignored/looked down upon 💀
1:21 password unclear it says it's wrong;-;
So dude payed 10.44 for 44lbs of cheese when usually it’s 10.44 per pound of cheese, dude benefitted from mislabeled cheese 👍 12:36
It'll last forever if he shreds and shaves to and freezes it
2:25 of course no one is acknowledging hIm they think he's in the middle of a psychotic break
29:48 Fun fact about me it's kind of related to the video time I put so you guys can see what I am talking about, but anyways, I can cry on command... It just takes 1-2 minutes no longer than that.
18:27 if women are all children, why does he want to date them?
So much face palm and cringe moments in this. Glad we could all enjoy it together. And dang did I miss the boops. My favorite part of every video.
6:32 I hear you, it hurts. I am 34 and I am old sometimes, as a lot of things I used to know are now obsolete. Yeah, the school bell, the chalkboards, the overhead projectors, the textbook coverings have gone in the way of old yeller. The bell is now digital, because the standard one was upsetting too many people. I am not surprised, it was rather loud and did hurt if you was underneath it. Hey....if you think your old, try this. The kids from Jurassic Park are now 42 years old
Did...did OT face palm because he thought the "joke" was that the dates were getting more recent so the ages were getting smaller, AND COMPLETELY MISSED the fact that 2022 - 2000 does NOT equal 25?! ROTFLMAO!
Love ya OT, never change. ❤️
Afraid so...For a moment there I was thinking 'Thank God, now he caught on', and then... 😄
@@lisaty5937 SAME!
Yeah... my sis was born in 1999. She is deffinetly not 26. Shes 23
😂 because I know I’m not over 30 yet - that’s next year’s problem
I just wanted to say the same because i thought noone was commenting about it. Then i found this comment thank you.
14:00 - I just worked on anesthesia for two weeks.
My preceptor's favorite joke (that pts set him up for about twice a day):
"Will it hurt?"
"No. I'll be fine."
I live in Germany and had surgery a few years back - and the anesthesist was this big Russian guy. Came in as I already layed in preperation and introduced himself by saying: "Hi. I am Dimitry - and you will be sleeping soon." Good times.
5:50 this train is the c2c service between London and Southend. It currently appears to be at barking or Upminster but I’m not sure
17:18
“As someone who OWNS teeth”
OT I really hope you mean “as someone who has teeth”
They are in this body, he owns them.
@@trystanlamm6943 bold of you to assume those are the ones he is referring to...
owns teeth
Damn that 16:37 guy’s overreacting like. She gave him a 7/10, that’s like a C on a test. And it is absolutely not a low number on a scale where presumably 0 is ‘not my type at all’ and 10 is ‘completely ideal perfection’. She never said she wouldn’t date someone who wasn’t tall, just that he’d be more attractive to her if he was taller than he is now.
19:17 "I may not be in the mood to deal with their white shenanigans that day"
I mean, that part was kind of relatable honestly
It's like if you had a friend who was friends with your boss or friends with a cop; you might want some notice before hanging out with that random boss or cop (although I'd probably just solve that by inviting the friend to fewer things, and/or hanging out more one-on-one with them).
19:28 "imagine if she did this video about black people"
Yeah, and imagine if you used cocaine instead of baking powder in your cake recipe, that cake would be fucked up because even though those two substances look similar, they're actually very different in terms of how they react in cake batter.
Like, it's a cringey video, but it's 2022, let's not pretend that these two situations would be equivalent. We should be able to know better than that after 2 seconds of thinking and empathy.
(Besides, if she made that video about black people, she might get some pushback, but then she'd probably get PragerU, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Ye defending her right to "choose her own friends" and scolding the "woke mob" for trying to force people to be friends with groups of people they don't like or "turn friendship into a diversity quota game" or whatever.)
Between this and the screenshot of the rat post, it honestly just seems like this subreddit falls for antiblack racebaiting on a semi-frequent basis.
21:57 oh God, I think this one might be legit because I've also seen it on r/weddingshaming or wedding cringe compilations or somewhere, not just here
27:37 BAIT
OT is one of those RUclipsrs who you like the video before you start watching because you just know it's going to be amazing
Spitting facts
This is true I just liked the video before watching