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  • @Human1
    @Human1 2 года назад +5210

    omg THAT’S what happened to my red kettle 😡😡

  • @RandomCorvid
    @RandomCorvid 2 года назад +2058

    I do love how genuine the Autopsy surgeon was. He was so confused but he really tried to answer the question without making the person asking feel too stupid. For all he knew the person asking was a younger person who didn't know.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 2 года назад +144

      FunFact: The word for the person who performs autopsies is a Coroner.

    • @RandomCorvid
      @RandomCorvid 2 года назад +99

      @@John_Weiss lol, that job title completely slipped my mind. Weird as I used to love watching crime shows like CSI when I was younger.
      Thank you for the reminder.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 2 года назад +44

      @@RandomCorvid You're most welcome!

    • @kenyett7
      @kenyett7 2 года назад +41

      @@RandomCorvid Nope, its autopsy surgeon now and no one will convince me otherwise!

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 2 года назад +49

      I saw another tiktok of him answering "Can you show an autopsy of a cremation" and i-

  • @Vladimyra85
    @Vladimyra85 2 года назад +3178

    What so many people tend to overlook about the Marriage Equality Act that was recently passed is the fact that it protects LGBTQIA+ Marriage AND Interracial Marriage, so everyone who was AGAINST that act was always against Interracial marriage. Very telling indeed.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +1

      Mmm... Probably - but I am not sure of that. As you said 'What many people overlooked'... I for my money believe there are more homophobes out there than so stuck up racists that they oppose interracial marriage. I mean, they are there - but most, I do believe just want to stop the sCaRy GaY AgEnDa and don't even think as far as to the other implications of that law.
      Just to make that clear - that doesn't make them better or in any way good people.

    • @Milkyway_Squid
      @Milkyway_Squid 2 года назад +1

      A few of those who voted against are in interracial marriages themselves.
      Are the straights OK?

    • @Vladimyra85
      @Vladimyra85 2 года назад

      @@Milkyway_Squid Exactly! Mitch McConnell is one of them. His wife is Elaine Chow, and he voted against the Marriage Equality Act. Like? No. The straights aren't okay, because the white straights are hurting themselves in their racism.

    • @Vladimyra85
      @Vladimyra85 2 года назад +207

      @@robertnett9793 Like, while I agree that a good number of those who are against that bill probably don't realize it supports interracial marriage as well, and were only looking to be against it because of homophobia, the Congress people who voted against the bill knew EXACTLY what it was going to protect, and a good chunk of them are in interracial relationships and/or know someone in their life in an interracial marriage and still voted against the bill anyway. Mitch McConnell comes to mind. His wife is Elaine Chow and he STILL voted against the bill.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +33

      @@Vladimyra85 Ok - if it comes to congress people, where you can assume they've read (or at least talked in deep about)... then yes. But I think the general public isn't really aware of this detail.

  • @WadelDee
    @WadelDee 2 года назад +467

    I actually read about that in a magazine about organ donors. Someone asked if the removal of an organ could hurt. The answer was that even if corpses were capable of feeling pain, it wouldn't hurt because the doctors actually use anesthetics on the corpse in order to prevent it from flailing around or whatever. It was actually quite interesting.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +7

      I mean… they take out organs as soon as a person dies, so the organs are fresh. That just concerns me MORE.

    • @WadelDee
      @WadelDee 2 года назад +27

      @@DeathnoteBB Huh, why? What's concerning about that?

    • @thelonelywoodstock674
      @thelonelywoodstock674 2 года назад +55

      @@DeathnoteBB you want doctors to put in old organs? Organs degrade rather quickly, you want them as fresh as possible. Or are you worried about the person whose organs are being removed? They're confirmed dead, revivals from declared medical death aren't a common occurrence.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +2

      @@WadelDee Imagine being unconscious, but still savable. You think they’re gonna risk losing organ donations? As soon as brain death is even a risk they’ll worry more about your organs than you.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад

      @@thelonelywoodstock674 Sources sure help

  • @tanakasensei3450
    @tanakasensei3450 2 года назад +873

    The guy who paid approximately $.25/lb on parmesan looks so proud of himself.

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 2 года назад +71

      he should be!

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +54

      Rightfully so.

    • @thesilverwolf1560
      @thesilverwolf1560 2 года назад +41

      I would be proud of myself as well.

    • @MorningStar426
      @MorningStar426 2 года назад +80

      He should be. Parmesan usually goes for $11+ per pound. he got the deal of a lifetime

    • @littledreamerrem7021
      @littledreamerrem7021 2 года назад +24

      I'd be skipping all the way home if I snagged that deal.

  • @AbbyKebabby
    @AbbyKebabby Год назад +181

    honestly $10 for 44 lbs of cheese is an amazing deal. they definitely labeled it wrong and i love that for the people in the video.

  • @flibbertygibbet
    @flibbertygibbet 2 года назад +1408

    I have to say at least the lady who thought the dates were grades and the guy on the bus who shusshed the guys snapping along realized they made the mistakes. We all make mistakes but if we can acknowledge them we can grow. It's people who double down and can't be wrong I don't trust.
    Also the dog getting water time after time is so sweet.
    I always love the wholesome memes. Thanks.
    Also the nephew taking down his congresswoman aunt is gold.

    • @zarzee8925
      @zarzee8925 2 года назад +36

      I think it was a sniff but ya it looked like he was irritated

    • @rwp140
      @rwp140 2 года назад +16

      @@zarzee8925 ya it was def a snif, you can see the nose move, but its subtitled a ssh and i think the people taking the video thought he did. but at the same time the sentiment might have been close to the same anyway.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 2 года назад +17

      Honestly, not including a year column in the dates is a bigger facepalm than the mistake about what they were supposed to be. Knowing what day and month they were drawn really isn't as important without the year to pinpoint what age the kid was at the time when reminiscing in the future. Doesn't change the original facepalm that was easiest to focus on, but that really grinds my gears and goes to show how having the context after the fact obfuscates how puzzling those numbers must have been with no context on first sight to be mistaken as grading.

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 2 года назад +13

      The nephew ended up getting invited to the White House for the Protect Marriage Act being signed into law and got to celebrate marriage equality while his bigot aunt lost her reelection. Sometimes a FacePalm has a happy ending.

    • @flibbertygibbet
      @flibbertygibbet 2 года назад +3

      @@madalice5134 oh that is lovely thanks.

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool 2 года назад +941

    Omg the fact that OT could recognize that women no longer felt safe in that conversation gives me hope.

    • @sportenapfeltorten2095
      @sportenapfeltorten2095 2 года назад +144

      I feel a bit stupid because I didnt really realise that.
      It's kinda obvious.
      Gotta learn.
      So thats why (I think) its extra important that male presenting people like OT are good role-models.

    • @quinnbennettpelkey
      @quinnbennettpelkey 2 года назад +122

      @@sportenapfeltorten2095 Not stupid! Hindsight is 20/20. The fact that you can see the body language signs of them feeling unsafe when you look at the video again means that you have a recognition of those signs. It also means that you want to be able to recognize them and act to make a person feel safer. That's pretty smart in my book.

    • @sportenapfeltorten2095
      @sportenapfeltorten2095 2 года назад +42

      @@quinnbennettpelkey
      Thanks a lot!!!
      :o)
      I think if men, or anyone big and imposing is trying to be mindfull and a bit carefull that would allready be worth a lot.
      So yeah, thank you and lets spread kindness.

    • @lekiscool
      @lekiscool 2 года назад +41

      Yeah body language is hard to read when its not in person.

    • @donnyshields4450
      @donnyshields4450 2 года назад +2

      What conversation?

  • @Mayuzzolina
    @Mayuzzolina Год назад +24

    10:45 "are you insecure?" LMAOOO

  • @valashar5313
    @valashar5313 2 года назад +1039

    Cheese Guy wasn't drunk or high. He was just very proud of himself for noticing and capitalizing on someone else's facepalm.

    • @jnbsp3512
      @jnbsp3512 2 года назад +60

      Yeah someone stickered half a wheel of quality cheese with either the price per lb, or whatever wedges it was intended to be broken up in to. What an absolute score. And nuts they let him have it and nobody else caught it during checkout.
      Sometimes you really don't need *that* much cheese and can't give it all away so it can be worth it just letting someone at the deli know they made a mistake. If they are smart about it they will thank you giving you a good discount for a chunk you do have a use for. What is a little discount for a customer if it helps them prevent a much more expensive mistake?

    • @jcoulton4
      @jcoulton4 2 года назад +30

      @@jnbsp3512 I work in management at a supermarket in Australia. Not sure what it's like over there, but over here we would absolutely have to let them have it for that price, even if the cashier noticed. Either that, or let them have it for free because it was incorrectly priced. You might have to argue back and forth on that 'free' point though, since the risk was paying less than what it should be, rather than more. If you can convince them that the policy is actually about incorrect ticketing in general though, congrats, you got a really expensive item for nothing.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 2 года назад +7

      I read that as "Chinese guy" and was genuinely so confused

    • @TheRadioknight
      @TheRadioknight 2 года назад +3

      Honestly that was a very good deal

    • @blisterbaby
      @blisterbaby 2 года назад +9

      Everyone i know would be getting a huge wedge of parmesan for Xmas, and all of them would be thrilled

  • @SwirlyPinwheel
    @SwirlyPinwheel 2 года назад +2429

    PETA once again proving that their Head of Marketing has innumerable fetishes.

    • @lethequin
      @lethequin 2 года назад +274

      Remember when they posted an anthropomorphic cow breastfeeding an adult human?

    • @PeachJaguar7597
      @PeachJaguar7597 2 года назад +144

      PETA is just seriously weird...

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 2 года назад +167

      @@lethequin I was like "hey I don't remember going on rule34 today"

    • @lethequin
      @lethequin 2 года назад +38

      @@Nerobyrne when PETA posted it?

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 2 года назад +18

      @@lethequin yup

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 2 года назад +36

    13:16
    “What are we going to do-
    “NO clue! 😁”
    “- with 40 pounds of Parmesan??”

  • @chameleonfoot
    @chameleonfoot 2 года назад +776

    13:26 the thing about this video is the error wasnt on him. There was an error when printing how much it cost. It was probably supposed to be 10.44 PER POUND. but it just said 10.44. HE SAVED HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS AND NOW HE WILL NEVER WANT FOR CHEESE AGAIN. I support him.

    • @ApotheosisStone
      @ApotheosisStone 2 года назад +121

      My dad got a deal like that once. They had a bunch of hot wings in containers at Winn Dixie where they accidentally stamped the labels upside down so instead of $10.00 each they were labeled as $00.0⇂ and he got them for a penny each. Came home with dozens of them and we ended up eating for a week on hot wings.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife 2 года назад +78

      That's not a facepalm... if I weren't lactose intolerant, that'd be an absolute win.

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 2 года назад +51

      Yeah that's what OT meant when he said the guy made a good financial decision.
      What's weird is that the guy said "approximately" 10.44

    • @chameleonfoot
      @chameleonfoot 2 года назад

      @@SeanStrife I guess you could always cut it up and give it to family and friends from now into eternity.

    • @chameleonfoot
      @chameleonfoot 2 года назад +32

      @@7792pnaurfr maybe he was thinking about tax?

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes 2 года назад +1214

    If an autopsy hurts it's not an autopsy.
    It's a vivisection.

  • @ZAR-Flaxorus09
    @ZAR-Flaxorus09 Год назад +20

    12:48 “you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese”

  • @4bst4
    @4bst4 2 года назад +175

    13:00 for reference, on a quick google search you can find a full wheel of Parmesan sold for about 2000 USD. This chad bought a half wheel of parm for a discount of about 99%.

    • @SweetyMelody99
      @SweetyMelody99 2 года назад +27

      As an Italian that lives near Parma I weep because I will never be able to afford that much cheese here T^T

    • @ms.annthropic6341
      @ms.annthropic6341 2 года назад

      Cheese chad 😂🧀

    • @The-gender-goblin
      @The-gender-goblin Год назад

      @@SweetyMelody99my dad convinced his boss to give me a full imported wheel of Parmesan cheese, 24 mont aged, my favourite for, guess how much…
      $5 because i am very skilled at acting nice and like a mentally stable person.

    • @The-gender-goblin
      @The-gender-goblin Год назад

      @@SweetyMelody99i will find a way to give you cheese

  • @thomasdatoneboi405
    @thomasdatoneboi405 2 года назад +353

    20:50 It was actually a joke from two tattoo artists! the picture was photoshopped and the needle didn't touch the skin! But because it was a prank done by two professionals it looks real

    • @sharonoddlyenough
      @sharonoddlyenough 2 года назад +72

      I am so relieved

    • @milliecipher818
      @milliecipher818 2 года назад +33

      Thank god

    • @smappositivedance
      @smappositivedance 2 года назад +34

      Thank you, now I'm able to sleep

    • @misamisaa4547
      @misamisaa4547 2 года назад +26

      Thank fuck... I kept reading that as "dogs... h... t?" before realizing it meant "hot dogs" but every time I saw the pic, I needed a moment

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +10

      .... Humanity Restored ...

  • @tully6648
    @tully6648 2 года назад +39

    The autopsy one reminded me of that joke that goes: "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

  • @sollmoll
    @sollmoll 2 года назад +745

    To answer the cow thing:
    1. -800 Cowdollars for buying a cow
    2. +1000 Cowdollars for selling it = 200 +
    3. -1100 Cowdollars for buying it again = -900
    4. +1300 Cowdollars for selling it again = 400 Cowdollars.
    Therefore you the person earned 400 Cowdollars..

    • @briandurio6479
      @briandurio6479 2 года назад +42

      Okay cool I was just about to comment this

    • @FansayLP
      @FansayLP 2 года назад +23

      thank god^^ i fighert it out too.

    • @flibbertygibbet
      @flibbertygibbet 2 года назад +54

      The Click worked it out yesterday and I have to admit my math was wrong when I tried it.

    • @TheTTTtv
      @TheTTTtv 2 года назад +11

      So I was right

    • @ashumon23
      @ashumon23 2 года назад +19

      Thank you. I'm very not good at math, so I wasn't sure if 400 was right or I'm missing something entirely.

  • @aghasearmyshawolblinkonce8039
    @aghasearmyshawolblinkonce8039 2 года назад +385

    I hope that girl's bf runs for the hills
    the fact that she was mad at the girl for just simply parking in a spot that just so happens to be next to her bf's car, is huge red flags with sirens going off 😳

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +71

      Not sirens. Red flags like this, come with the complete Red Army Choir attached.

    • @kate_alt
      @kate_alt 2 года назад +15

      @@robertnett9793 THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST CREATIVE COMMENT I'VE EVER READ

    • @jnbsp3512
      @jnbsp3512 2 года назад +17

      Yeah stuff like that makes me almost blurt out "how do I know you aren't just stalking your ex?" yeah I'd be in danger if I don't bite my tongue

    • @zhfwade4414
      @zhfwade4414 2 года назад

      @@robertnett9793 I love that, definitely gonna use it

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад

      @@zhfwade4414 please - be my guest.

  • @BugsandSpiders
    @BugsandSpiders 2 года назад +50

    19:39 Look at your bodies, people! mouth, stomach, and taste buds. God created you for the magnificent job of eating garlic bread! What could be more important than that?!?!

    • @KittyMustache8
      @KittyMustache8 8 месяцев назад +3

      REAL

    • @ShanRenxin
      @ShanRenxin 8 месяцев назад +3

      Making the garlic bread in the first place, ya silly!

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox 2 года назад +122

    11:06
    Do y'all realize how many kids were coerced into improving their reading skills when video games came out and most of the dialogs were text? Y'all ever watch a kid who's still learning to read puzzling over what Professor Oak is telling them or what the nonsensical- sounding creatures from LoZ & Animal Crossing are saying? It's a thing of devious beauty.

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 2 года назад +24

      I learned english exclusively through Minecraft, pokemon, and then youtube videos with subtitles
      Meanwhile I've never learned a second language exclusively through books, checkmate book fans
      Seriously if you want a child to learn words, get them into minecraft, 10/10 experience, would recommend

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 2 года назад +12

      Yup. Video game creators literally added more text and read prompts just to help improve literacy among young players.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 2 года назад +4

      I learned various words by playing games, Dragon Auest 9 taught me equip, acquire, and vocation, Pokémon taught me Stockpile and that buffetted means hit and that buffet is a verb

    • @honeydays
      @honeydays 2 года назад +3

      @@An_Entire_Lime I learned some math from Minecraft
      I already knew how to read by the time i was playing it but if i didn’t i definitely would’ve learned that too

    • @hepnivalentine1635
      @hepnivalentine1635 2 года назад +7

      Lots of people develop fast reading skills when they have to read subtitles for foreign movies/media as well.

  • @Lillyluvsanime
    @Lillyluvsanime 2 года назад +139

    29:44
    Lady... you know that no one is gonna force YOU to get gay married, right? Just because it's an option for people that want it, doesn't mean it'll be imposed on you. You do understand that we aren't trying to REPLACE straight marriages with gay ones, right?

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins 2 года назад +1

      what the hell did she mean by ‘dangerous?’ are gay people just gonna start stabbing people once they’re allowed to get married? vicky has lost her shit.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 Год назад +10

      The only thing people like her know is power and dominance, they not only crave it as a high, but since they've been in rigorous systems of dogma their entire lives they assume (and manipulate others to assume) that changing things means directly inverting the power dynamic and making THEM oppressed. The concept of equality is shockingly difficult to explain to them. It's completely outside of their entire understanding of existence.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr Год назад

      They want to force people into straight marriages, so they assume people supporting gay marriage want to do the same to them.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Год назад +6

      Actually you're wrong. I'm going to force you. This is an order, go get gay married right now.

  • @emmethefangirl8785
    @emmethefangirl8785 2 года назад +32

    25:58 if the word gay was such an issue for them, why didn't they just translate it to glad? It has the same syllables, rolls off the tongue in a similar way, means the same thing in the context, and is just a better choice than pride is if they wanted to change the lyric.

  • @polarborg1941
    @polarborg1941 2 года назад +509

    To use the valet services at a hospital, you have to actually get out of your car and take your keys to the valet. If you just sit in your car they will think you are just waiting to pick up someone coming out of the hospital.

    • @jaymer123
      @jaymer123 2 года назад +186

      She couldn’t get to the valet in the first place because the valet drivers parked in front of it

    • @HonestMagpie
      @HonestMagpie 2 года назад +170

      @@jaymer123 Thank you, because I really didn't understand how that conversation was going lmao.

    • @jaymer123
      @jaymer123 2 года назад +27

      @@HonestMagpie it can be a little confusing at first to be fair

    • @jaymer123
      @jaymer123 2 года назад +10

      @@Kai-here no problem!

    • @lampekartoffel
      @lampekartoffel 2 года назад +65

      @@jaymer123 I have never heard about hospital valets before, so your comment combined with oc's really helped me understand what was going on 🙈
      Thanks for that!

  • @eldritchabomination9726
    @eldritchabomination9726 2 года назад +452

    Reminder that all of y'all are valid and deserve to be happy. Stay safe, eat food, destroy gender norms (or don't if you like fittin them, or do if you don't like the pressure but still enjoy them), get fresh air (you can even just open a window), drink water and get sleep.

  • @master_ace
    @master_ace Год назад +13

    13:09 "and what are we going to do?"
    "Feast"

  • @pedroff_1
    @pedroff_1 2 года назад +230

    the PETA turkey just had an egg stuck, and it probably going to die soon,but still wanted to share this special moment with her family. So wholesome

    • @sportenapfeltorten2095
      @sportenapfeltorten2095 2 года назад +5

      hihi
      lol
      also rip turkey

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 года назад +2

      I actually lost one of my quail due to being egg-bound and, tragically, she didn't get to have a nice family meal of roast human before she died.

    • @dragonhanyu
      @dragonhanyu 2 года назад +3

      ​@@wolf1066 I had a chicken that was egg bound. Luckily we caught it in time and were able to get the egg. It turned out to be a double yoker. She passed away last week due to a bad cold front.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 года назад +2

      @@dragonhanyu Glad you managed to save the chicken and the egg. Sorry to hear about the recent death, though.

    • @dragonhanyu
      @dragonhanyu 2 года назад +2

      @@wolf1066 I had her for years and she lived a good life. Her name was Pistachio and she was spoiled.

  • @jaybirdjargon
    @jaybirdjargon 2 года назад +136

    Gerbils. Gerbils definitely eat their own young. I remember my sister yelling out to my mother: "MOM!! SIENNA HAD BABIES!" Mom: "how do you know?" Sister: "BECAUSE SHE'S EATING THEM!!!"

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +35

      Yep. That's what I don't understand with the whole abortion debate.
      It's wasteful.
      If you just wait a few months, you can get a whole meal out of it insteaf of just one wet snack.

    • @keriannekerr1876
      @keriannekerr1876 2 года назад

      It bothers me that apparently aborted fetuses end up in the trash because it's "unethical" to use embryonic stem cells in medicines and medical treatment. I doubt if it were allowed then people would be getting pregnant just to abort if one doesn't pay the ex-parent for the embryo. I just want to see that the ones that are already aborted get recycled into medicine or an organ for donations so that even without being born, their existence saved at least one life.

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 2 года назад +27

      @@robertnett9793 Pro life this, pro choice that. Pro Food is where it's at!

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid 2 года назад +9

      ​@@robertnett9793 ...well hello there, Jonathan Swift, here to tell us about your essay on baby eating again?

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +7

      @@driftingdruid Of course not. I mean. In what position do you see me, to tell me how to eat your babies? I strongly believe that's everones own choice.

  • @thenoteworthy1298
    @thenoteworthy1298 2 года назад +79

    08:31
    Abortion's not murder, but that was.

    • @SilentHallows
      @SilentHallows Год назад +8

      I never understood "Abortion is murder" the law in most states says it has to be below 6 weeks, you usually know at 6-8 weeks, and the Fetus isn't even alive untill 10+ weeks, as it hasn't developed those systems yet

    • @blurrface723
      @blurrface723 Год назад

      @@SilentHallows true, not sure what some people are thinking.

  • @thatonearanara
    @thatonearanara 2 года назад +242

    An autopsy doesn’t hurt because you don’t feel pain, when it happened to me it was fine, I did get a bit hungry for brains tho, more than usual.

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 2 года назад +1

      wow so quirky

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 2 года назад

      I hope you get only the tastiest of brains

    • @hollischeblume6393
      @hollischeblume6393 2 года назад +13

      a very menacing aranara

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell 2 года назад +25

      That's normal. After an injury or major surgery, it's perfectly natural to need more nutrients than usual

  • @anitanielsen1061
    @anitanielsen1061 2 года назад +44

    26:55
    Bittersweet Fact: I remember my 11th grade Marine Biology teacher showed us a penguin documentary. According to the documentary, if trekking through the snow is too hard to handle, the parents will abandon the baby to save themselves, so the penguins coming up from the back can pick up the baby if it’s still alive. Which is why I always imagine the gay penguins being at the back of a penguin pack

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Год назад +7

    30:25 -V-I-CKY
    The sound of her name makes the little kids cry

  • @cjphights8324
    @cjphights8324 2 года назад +315

    OK it gets better "aunt" Vicky lost her seat in the last election her nephew got invited to the white house for the signing of the bill and has been making the rounds on all kinds of TV and news outlets and it's fantastic.

    • @KristopherBel
      @KristopherBel 2 года назад +32

      Awesome thanks for the update!

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 2 года назад +44

      i'm glad aunt vicky now has some time to think about what she has done there to damage her family relations with her hate.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +45

      But... but... but poor woman was crying. How can we be so heartless?
      yes, kidding.

    • @cjphights8324
      @cjphights8324 2 года назад +31

      @@robertnett9793 it's the silliest attempt at crying I've ever seen though she isn't getting an Emmy for that performance she couldn't even squeeze out an actual tear.

  • @benfosselman218
    @benfosselman218 2 года назад +143

    As a fellow tooth owner, The thought thought of tooth piercings has never crossed my mind till now and don't like it one bit

    • @jennthya6982
      @jennthya6982 2 года назад +9

      It looked photoshopped. And I really hope it was. 🦷

    • @StaringAtSidewalks
      @StaringAtSidewalks 2 года назад +4

      It is not going through the tooth, it is on the tooth like braces. Otherwise it would hurt constantly and would likely go septic.

    • @uranian-Umbra
      @uranian-Umbra Год назад +4

      Another tooth owner? I’m glad this audience has many teeth owners

    • @melissawickersham9912
      @melissawickersham9912 6 месяцев назад

      How do you eat with a tooth piercing that has large jewelry hanging from it? That I don’t understand.

  • @avery_is_gone9054
    @avery_is_gone9054 Год назад +9

    14:06 Dude looks so depressed and disappointed at the same time, I feel bad

  • @embertheunusual8036
    @embertheunusual8036 2 года назад +144

    I unironically love that OT has kept the Halloween version of the intro up. Please never change it

  • @monstermagic2714
    @monstermagic2714 2 года назад +622

    Okay but 10 dollars for 44 pounds of cheese is an incredible deal!

    • @sharonoddlyenough
      @sharonoddlyenough 2 года назад +62

      It was probably supposed to be $10 per pound, which is still pretty cheap, top grade is like at least $30 per pound

    • @flibbertygibbet
      @flibbertygibbet 2 года назад +20

      I'd have bought it and probably given it to friends and family. Does cheese freeze?

    • @kariellelaganiere9604
      @kariellelaganiere9604 2 года назад +15

      @@flibbertygibbet I think so? At least my mom put some in the freezer and like, frozen pizza have cheese on it so, I don't see why it wouldn't work?

    • @sharonoddlyenough
      @sharonoddlyenough 2 года назад +21

      @@flibbertygibbet Google tells me that a chunk of parm would last a year in the freezer, so yeah

    • @annalisalundberg4561
      @annalisalundberg4561 2 года назад +40

      @@flibbertygibbet Italian here, and we consume a lot of Parmesan cheese. You can shred it and put it in those freezer bags and store them for months in the freezer, so yes, definitely something I would do for such a huge amount 😁

  • @thevillageidiotyeah
    @thevillageidiotyeah 2 года назад +9

    19:13 "But what if he's my emotional support white friend"-Ray

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 2 года назад +73

    29:25 Marriage Equality is about protecting same-sex and interracial marriage.
    So yeah, you can imagine how bad some of the detractors can be.

    • @grievuspwn4g3
      @grievuspwn4g3 Год назад +1

      They believe in religious freedom, and in dictating religious rites to practitioners.

  • @yuzu-tsuyu
    @yuzu-tsuyu 2 года назад +55

    "what would bring me to a 10?"
    "not asking strangers on the street to rate you."

  • @annieislostinfandom
    @annieislostinfandom 2 года назад +19

    The first meme reminded me of one of my dad’s former students who once drew a four-legged chicken and only realized that something was wrong with it when a classmate started laughing hysterically. She had to actually tell him the reason to his face because he didn’t get it. It’s one of my favorite stories of my dad’s.

  • @marybdrake1472
    @marybdrake1472 2 года назад +369

    Okay, you know it's going to an interesting trip when a self proclaimed "alpha male" gets wrecked by a former Hooters girl. XD

    • @researchotaku
      @researchotaku 2 года назад

      I saw that post and I immediately thought in an OT-voice: "Guys, is it gay to be married to a woman?" And also, like, even if the "beta males" is eating the tapas just to please their wives, then doesn't that mean that they are more likely to get laid because the wives are happy? Like, this post is dumb on multiple levels!

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer 2 года назад +16

      That was brutal!

    • @marybdrake1472
      @marybdrake1472 2 года назад +6

      @@researchotaku You're right, that post is really dumb, and on many levels.

    • @marybdrake1472
      @marybdrake1472 2 года назад +5

      @@auldthymer It was very brutal.

    • @dubiousinformation1756
      @dubiousinformation1756 2 года назад +32

      I mean, she's right though.
      I've never seen a guy calling himself an alpha male that wasn't a total loser.

  • @lavaryn3537
    @lavaryn3537 2 года назад +922

    TBH I think a lot of the "are the straights okay" memes belong in r/facepalm

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  2 года назад +437

      Tbf i think a lot of people belong in r/facepalm

    • @oliver._.
      @oliver._. 2 года назад +72

      @@OneTopic truer words have never been spoken

    • @flibbertygibbet
      @flibbertygibbet 2 года назад +56

      I'm pretty sure I belong in r/facepalm some days.

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 2 года назад +37

      @@flibbertygibbet just part of being human 😎. We are all dumb in unique ways.

    • @IBRich62
      @IBRich62 2 года назад +14

      @@flibbertygibbet, mood.

  • @theclosetghost1
    @theclosetghost1 Год назад +9

    15:21 this Karen is my social studies teachers sister. She came in and helped explain mt. Olympus to us, actually a super sweet lady. She brought cookies.

    • @The_Mighty_Mittens
      @The_Mighty_Mittens 10 месяцев назад

      Y’all are learning about Greek mythology? Luckyyyyy!

  • @honeybunnyhanni1931
    @honeybunnyhanni1931 2 года назад +84

    12:04 I think it's one of those moments where people tell you what makes you a man or woman in their eyes. It's especially present when these people talk to trans folk. Like I was in a mental hospital once and the staff refused to address me as a woman (which only made my mental issues worse). They literally told me that I don't look like a woman to them so I started misgendering them too and said that they don't look like what I define as men/women

  • @gregoryclark8217
    @gregoryclark8217 2 года назад +56

    "so I made an executive decision" is a brilliant line. My mum had a similar reaction to the gf/wife in the video when i brought home 10 packs of fancy bacon because they were 60p each.

  • @ehernandez8256
    @ehernandez8256 2 года назад +6

    18:09 You’re single because those “leftovers” have had better options at an abandoned 7/11 gas station than you, bro might’ve studied in reality but it doesn’t mean he passed- and speaking of “humbling yourself” bro says it’s “hopeless” for someone to help him… I wouldn’t be surprised if his only contribution to society is saying “Andrew Tate did nothing wrong”

  • @albertlassiter8608
    @albertlassiter8608 2 года назад +24

    The guy at 12:35 with the cheese block is just so proud of himself lolol.. I love it

  • @vanillathebard
    @vanillathebard 2 года назад +97

    The slowly rising definition of crocodile tears on the clip of the congresswoman had me cackling.

  • @OEDODRAGON
    @OEDODRAGON 2 года назад +8

    5:57 I don't know exactly what led to this, but it seems like that guy is just out there getting people to rate him.
    So this lady rates him by her mental image of her ideal man. Nothing wrong with that (because he asked her to).
    But then he starts rating her even though she never asked, this is just rude.
    But if he was just out here for some other reason and she comes over saying something like "but you're not that good though", then fair enough.

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit 2 года назад +67

    As someone who's previously broken their teeth those "tooth gems" are giving me phantom pains in my fake tooth.

  • @Deathstorm501
    @Deathstorm501 2 года назад +183

    Oof, that bone broth one *hurt*. They were just going on autopilot , and it's like their subconscious went:
    "Keep the bones, lose the broth."

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer 2 года назад +8

      I had a summer job in which six of us were given housing. Two started making pasta. One guy held the colander while the other started to pour.
      Happily I caught them in time.

    • @sentienttapioca5409
      @sentienttapioca5409 2 года назад +9

      @@auldthymer When I was 16, during the 'independent living' phase of what was basically a summer camp mixed with fundraising and barely-controlled teenage lunacy, a guy narrowly avoided having his head blown off. I mean, you leave a bunch of kids to their own devices, and you're bound to find one who's never cooked for himself before... Dude put a tin (not bowl) of beans in the microwave, as if we hadn't all literally just taken exams on lab safety, and the dangers of radiation. Part of me wanted to let him do it, just to see what would happen lmao

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 2 года назад +17

      It’s the pasta reflex - you’re used to straining out the water and keeping the stuff boiling in it. Muscle memory is a heck of a thing.

    • @Deathstorm501
      @Deathstorm501 2 года назад +20

      @@AmandaDavis6130 That sounds like the perfect abstract loading screen tip for if real life was a game.
      "When crafting soup stocks, beware the pasta reflex."

  • @ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff5
    @ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff5 Год назад +1

    18:28
    Imagine being this narcissistic and unaware of yourself while also being misogynistic. God damn, my dude. lol

  • @buttercupup3687
    @buttercupup3687 2 года назад +141

    wow, I can’t believe that man got 44 pounds of cheese for that price, that’s a freaking steal! Also that dog was so cute! We needed that bit of wholesome in there

  • @InkDragon413
    @InkDragon413 2 года назад +20

    18:21 Oh no, my brain is falling apart because I have free will and am not being a submissive object to do housework. Oh no

  • @Kaysea3
    @Kaysea3 Год назад +19

    I went to a religious university and if you were gay or part of anything other than traditional (gender, sexuality, etc), you could get discipled or even expelled. Surprisingly (not), a few of graduated students or students who transferred out then came out as lesbian or gay. I hate that people can get in trouble or hurt for loving someone that others don’t think you should.

    • @jamesnelson6656
      @jamesnelson6656 5 месяцев назад

      i left my old high school bc i was trans and could be expelled for it. even telling them about death threats i received bc it would be on me

  • @LadyLenaki
    @LadyLenaki 2 года назад +183

    If a kid asked the autopsy question, that's a normal kid question. If it was an adult asking, at least they have an answer from a professional.

  • @smappositivedance
    @smappositivedance 2 года назад +100

    The fact that the dog managed to be smarter and kinder than most humans in this video...somehow doesn't surprise me.

  • @Quixoria
    @Quixoria 2 года назад +3

    6:17 He turned himself into a chair, funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 2 года назад +52

    "I can scream random dates at people and no one cares"
    Second time he did that, the person start to asnwer back and he just ignores him, clearly someone cared. And the other times he just cut before anyone could react XD

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 Год назад

      Actually, when he cut, the other person HAD started to react.

  • @boingooingo3317
    @boingooingo3317 2 года назад +6

    27:33 lol, this reminds me of the "tf is wrong with manslaughter? Are men not allowed to laugh these days 🤨" joke

  • @BGDMusic
    @BGDMusic Год назад +5

    23:17 it's not ownership, its just association. it's like the classic phrase "your mom", do you own your mom? no, its just a mother associated with you. my pronouns i don't own, but they are ones associated with me by my choice

  • @marylambkin
    @marylambkin 2 года назад +125

    My Sunday was made infinitely brighter by all the laughs and giggles in this video. Thanks for that.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +2

      Everybody needs some OT giggles every once in a while. Helps you to stay sane :D

  • @AspiringToFailure
    @AspiringToFailure 2 года назад +42

    4:30 I feel that. Muscle memory taking over and accidentally putting orange juice in my tea...

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +6

      Filling cereals with coffee :D Also a classic...

    • @The-gender-goblin
      @The-gender-goblin Год назад

      @@robertnett9793…and than it turns out to be good
      {source: i once poured cold coffee into my coco puffs and i will never go back to milk.}

  • @anyataylor5333
    @anyataylor5333 Год назад +4

    "Does an autopsy hurt" killed me.

  • @charlespentrose7834
    @charlespentrose7834 2 года назад +309

    I think it's safe to say that the people watching your videos enjoy hearing a man laugh.

    • @MommaBird1772
      @MommaBird1772 2 года назад +22

      Love OT's gigglesnorts. Such euphoria

    • @cjphights8324
      @cjphights8324 2 года назад +15

      So true and I wait for the boops and scrunch my nose in response.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +3

      The horror! I think I go in my corner and cry for 20 minutes or so.

    • @SlothDaan
      @SlothDaan 2 года назад +7

      OT has the best laugh 😁 he's so sincere and silly about stuff, he restores my faith in mankind 😊

    • @s0m3fl00fyb3an
      @s0m3fl00fyb3an 2 года назад +4

      Yes, because laughter is beautiful :>

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury 2 года назад +43

    As a 1990 baby I immediately thought "wait, I'm how old? That doesn't seem right"

    • @sleepykittyMMD
      @sleepykittyMMD 2 года назад

      Ikr I’m like huhhh?? Ik how old I am and it ain’t that… yet

  • @mollusckscramp4124
    @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад

    17:28 is like the gift that keeps on giving. Everytime you think you've arrived at the punchline it JUST KEEPS GOING

  • @PidgeyHowler
    @PidgeyHowler 2 года назад +60

    "I can scream random dates at people and no one cares"
    That One Man: Excuse me, bro.
    Video quickly ends to hide that this person definitely cares.

  • @user9267
    @user9267 2 года назад +18

    19:50
    HEY GOD
    WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY OF THESE
    HEY COME BACK HEREEEEE

  • @Therosesfrombeond
    @Therosesfrombeond Год назад +1

    1:26 tapas are so good tho
    Also, thanks, Ot for existing I love your content man I watch your content any time I’m struggling with disforea keep it up man

  • @byjking
    @byjking 2 года назад +13

    21:34 This is the kind of moment when I pretend I'm not from this country

  • @nataschamavi
    @nataschamavi 2 года назад +33

    The autopsy one was funny and I can feel his confusion emanating from the screen 😭 I had to stop doing my stuff because of that clip LMAOOO

  • @sardafade
    @sardafade 2 года назад +5

    15:31 classic case of "is she really a Karen, or is the other person just being misogynistic"

  • @Persholm1
    @Persholm1 2 года назад +37

    10:13 You earned $400. The Click taught me that.

    • @aidcrazysol3207
      @aidcrazysol3207 Год назад

      You have 1300 dollars of revenue and 300 dollars of profit

    • @KrazyKatLady
      @KrazyKatLady 9 месяцев назад

      I'm glad you know how to do the math now, for anyone curious you: $1000 - 800 = 200 - 1100 = -900 + 1300 = 400

  • @smileyfacefries
    @smileyfacefries 2 года назад +78

    I just confused an autopsy with a biopsy, and I was like, well yeah it hurts, they don’t always numb you or give you anesthesia

  • @yoshikatsu_kira
    @yoshikatsu_kira 2 года назад +1

    11:06 the funniest part is, a lot of video games need basic reading skills to be enjoyed. Hell, even a game like Sonic Colors: Ultimate for the Switch has a label on the back saying that you need to be able to read to fully enjoy the game.

  • @waldmann7777
    @waldmann7777 2 года назад +95

    The fact that no one cares if you actually scream and do the most embaresing thing in a store actually helped me with social anxiety

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +25

      The thing is if you do THAT people definitely care. You can even see someone coming over, very obviously caring. If it was an employee it was 100% to kick them out

  • @randomnerd1015
    @randomnerd1015 2 года назад +134

    The relative of that congress woman put it so well. No one is trying to force a harmful agenda on anyone. They just don’t want to let Christianity take away the freedoms of other people or religious groups.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 Год назад

      Conservatives love the phrase "religious equality" until they're ACTUALLY required to treat non-christians equally

  • @gingermaniac5484
    @gingermaniac5484 2 года назад

    27:18 rabbits actually terminate their own pregnancies, no eating required, no birthing or carrying required

  • @aurunarestinpeacetechnobla5697
    @aurunarestinpeacetechnobla5697 2 года назад +159

    11:52 so you're telling me that when a boy turns 18, he becomes asexual? Sounds like an awesome world to me

  • @CJDragonKing7561
    @CJDragonKing7561 2 года назад +53

    Fun fact: when pandas have twins they raise the one most likely to live and abandons the outher.

  • @zoeoreillyfleming9229
    @zoeoreillyfleming9229 2 года назад

    8:15 FATHER TED one of my favourite shows an absolute Irish classic!

  • @darthsindel1981
    @darthsindel1981 2 года назад +86

    Just got home from the hospital and this was the first video in my subscriptions feed, your humor and positivity makes me smile and feel a little bit better

    • @shannonbinkowski2195
      @shannonbinkowski2195 2 года назад

      He does make things better, doesn't he? I hope you (or, if you were there with someone else, they) are doing much better!

  • @galacticgila219
    @galacticgila219 2 года назад +16

    2:30 People like this is probably why people with invisible disabilities are ignored/looked down upon 💀

  • @OliverIsDying
    @OliverIsDying 2 года назад +29

    1:21 password unclear it says it's wrong;-;

  • @ninjZ666
    @ninjZ666 2 года назад +51

    So dude payed 10.44 for 44lbs of cheese when usually it’s 10.44 per pound of cheese, dude benefitted from mislabeled cheese 👍 12:36

    • @RaisonLychi
      @RaisonLychi 2 года назад +3

      It'll last forever if he shreds and shaves to and freezes it

  • @yourlocalfestivefurry354
    @yourlocalfestivefurry354 2 года назад +35

    2:25 of course no one is acknowledging hIm they think he's in the middle of a psychotic break

  • @cindyelkatiss6916
    @cindyelkatiss6916 Год назад +2

    29:48 Fun fact about me it's kind of related to the video time I put so you guys can see what I am talking about, but anyways, I can cry on command... It just takes 1-2 minutes no longer than that.

  • @Lutefisk445
    @Lutefisk445 2 года назад +33

    18:27 if women are all children, why does he want to date them?

  • @KellytheHuman
    @KellytheHuman 2 года назад +55

    So much face palm and cringe moments in this. Glad we could all enjoy it together. And dang did I miss the boops. My favorite part of every video.

  • @andeeharry
    @andeeharry Год назад

    6:32 I hear you, it hurts. I am 34 and I am old sometimes, as a lot of things I used to know are now obsolete. Yeah, the school bell, the chalkboards, the overhead projectors, the textbook coverings have gone in the way of old yeller. The bell is now digital, because the standard one was upsetting too many people. I am not surprised, it was rather loud and did hurt if you was underneath it. Hey....if you think your old, try this. The kids from Jurassic Park are now 42 years old

  • @hmspretender
    @hmspretender 2 года назад +248

    Did...did OT face palm because he thought the "joke" was that the dates were getting more recent so the ages were getting smaller, AND COMPLETELY MISSED the fact that 2022 - 2000 does NOT equal 25?! ROTFLMAO!
    Love ya OT, never change. ❤️

    • @lisaty5937
      @lisaty5937 2 года назад +45

      Afraid so...For a moment there I was thinking 'Thank God, now he caught on', and then... 😄

    • @hmspretender
      @hmspretender 2 года назад +4

      @@lisaty5937 SAME!

    • @itzfrickenwimdylol
      @itzfrickenwimdylol 2 года назад +15

      Yeah... my sis was born in 1999. She is deffinetly not 26. Shes 23

    • @odessahinton8135
      @odessahinton8135 2 года назад +11

      😂 because I know I’m not over 30 yet - that’s next year’s problem

    • @DerStille18
      @DerStille18 2 года назад +9

      I just wanted to say the same because i thought noone was commenting about it. Then i found this comment thank you.

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 2 года назад +25

    14:00 - I just worked on anesthesia for two weeks.
    My preceptor's favorite joke (that pts set him up for about twice a day):
    "Will it hurt?"
    "No. I'll be fine."

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +6

      I live in Germany and had surgery a few years back - and the anesthesist was this big Russian guy. Came in as I already layed in preperation and introduced himself by saying: "Hi. I am Dimitry - and you will be sleeping soon." Good times.

  • @pieppy6058
    @pieppy6058 2 года назад +3

    5:50 this train is the c2c service between London and Southend. It currently appears to be at barking or Upminster but I’m not sure

  • @Liv_4223
    @Liv_4223 2 года назад +27

    17:18
    “As someone who OWNS teeth”
    OT I really hope you mean “as someone who has teeth”

  • @annokya5154
    @annokya5154 2 года назад +33

    Damn that 16:37 guy’s overreacting like. She gave him a 7/10, that’s like a C on a test. And it is absolutely not a low number on a scale where presumably 0 is ‘not my type at all’ and 10 is ‘completely ideal perfection’. She never said she wouldn’t date someone who wasn’t tall, just that he’d be more attractive to her if he was taller than he is now.

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond 2 года назад

    19:17 "I may not be in the mood to deal with their white shenanigans that day"
    I mean, that part was kind of relatable honestly
    It's like if you had a friend who was friends with your boss or friends with a cop; you might want some notice before hanging out with that random boss or cop (although I'd probably just solve that by inviting the friend to fewer things, and/or hanging out more one-on-one with them).

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 2 года назад +1

      19:28 "imagine if she did this video about black people"
      Yeah, and imagine if you used cocaine instead of baking powder in your cake recipe, that cake would be fucked up because even though those two substances look similar, they're actually very different in terms of how they react in cake batter.
      Like, it's a cringey video, but it's 2022, let's not pretend that these two situations would be equivalent. We should be able to know better than that after 2 seconds of thinking and empathy.
      (Besides, if she made that video about black people, she might get some pushback, but then she'd probably get PragerU, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Ye defending her right to "choose her own friends" and scolding the "woke mob" for trying to force people to be friends with groups of people they don't like or "turn friendship into a diversity quota game" or whatever.)

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 2 года назад

      Between this and the screenshot of the rat post, it honestly just seems like this subreddit falls for antiblack racebaiting on a semi-frequent basis.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 2 года назад

      21:57 oh God, I think this one might be legit because I've also seen it on r/weddingshaming or wedding cringe compilations or somewhere, not just here

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 2 года назад

      27:37 BAIT

  • @thegammonator6503
    @thegammonator6503 2 года назад +96

    OT is one of those RUclipsrs who you like the video before you start watching because you just know it's going to be amazing

    • @JanMaynz
      @JanMaynz 2 года назад +6

      Spitting facts

    • @floralstorms
      @floralstorms 2 года назад +5

      This is true I just liked the video before watching