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- Опубликовано: 7 мар 2023
- What's up my Beardos and Weirdos!
today we're diving into r/NotHowGirlsWork! and also r/AreTheStraightsOK! and also r/arethecisOK, and i'm sure r/BadWomensAnatomy fits perfectly with this one as well -- just a very silly collab and even though this one is SUPER LONG, it STILL doesn't have every meme in it!! today we're joined by my friend @dippedinpoison_ who is also www.twitch.tv/dippedinpoison ! please follow my friend as she's JUST starting out on youtube but we've been hanging out for years together on twitch. follow both!! you literally won't regret it. Human1 and i hang in her streams while we edit and work. please enjoy the video, and let me know if i should have Poison back on to collab with!!
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Thanks for having me OT- but like, what did Human1 think about me 👀🖤
in love with your everything. you did amazing!!!
I once saw a cat give birth.
Wait... so like, ~100 of us just because you did a colab with OT?!
I am number 193... =oD
So wholesome! Just subscribed, hope the best for your début on RUclips! (Number 218 btw, happy to see you're getting an audience already for your first videos!)
once i watched my baby cousin eat a three inch long cockroach
This 👏 is 👏 what 👏 happens when 👏 schools 👏 don’t 👏 have 👏 comprehensive 👏 sexual 👏 education.👏
Stop👏shaming👏people👏for👏having👏questions👏about👏their👏bodies👏
@@personofearth447 or 👏 for 👏 being 👏curious about👏 bodies 👏 of 👏 the 👏opposite 👏 sex 👏. Like seriously, my middle school sex ed only covered male bodies, and a little as necessary about female bodies to understand reproduction. I was sent out into high school with no understanding of what menstruation is like, I could have very easily made the statements just like the ones in this video
@@lifefindsaway7875 facts
Did you forget about people with no attention span?
That’s a game grumps joke. 👍
Double standards these days…
Example: When a man has a high body count they’re a “player” but when I have a high body count I’m a “serial killer”
Sameee honestly fed up with it at this point.
He's just jealous that your body count is higher than his.
I feel like people don't see me as a real man. Even after I came out, people were still calling me a "serial killer" and not a "player" for the high body count. This is an outrage!
finally, a relatable comment
When a plant waves their genitals around in the air, it's "beautiful" and "fragrant", but when I do it I'm "disgusting" and "no longer welcome at the botanical gardens."
Protip: if someone wants to deny you access to menstrual hygiene products, just *bleed all over their shit.*
THE MONTHLY SPRAY IS UPON US!!! 😂
I still remember that joke from Charlotte, haha... I think the r/badwomensanatomy post that spawned that was her reading a landlord post saying that he wasn't going to allow women into his apartments because they "spray blood everywhere monthly to mark their territory" or some absolutely magnificent level of wrong idea. 😂
@@greenpiersystem LMFAO WHAT!?
@@greenpiersystem I mean, if you're going to be bleeding anyway, might as well take advantage if you want to.
Solid plan 👍
@@greenpiersystem packs of women have been claiming territory along the city of idk, seattle, for years now. I can hear them in the distance.
I got my period in class one time and the guy sitting next to me told me to hold it in. The next week he got a nosebleed and i got a moment of serenity
Did he hold it
@@hunkyseyit88 What is a IGBT flag and what does 'burnjn' mean? Are you on drugs or just retarded? 🤔
please tell me you told him to hold it in
I really hope you told him to hold it in. Karma is beautiful, and I hope you enjoyed watching that guy experience it firsthand.
@@hunkyseyit88 nobody cares. why are you so scared of us lol
The “sleeping with different men makes a woman loose” argument is the biological equivalent of flat earthers.
it also implies that men's weiners should be able to be compressed and squished thin, but they never wanna talk about that
@Romantic Outlaw they showed that in this video and it was beautiful
But not nearly as debunked
Edit: Has been debunked, just not as many times (as far as I've seen)
@@WorldWeaver I mean, it's either debunked or not, and it is.
@@WorldWeaver That's because in order to debunk it you actually need to successfully sleep with women bro
“No periods in school”
Alright y’all, we’re staying home whenever we get our periods. I count that as a win.
Spain made something like that happen recently :D
As long as you don't get punished, and there is something in place so you don't fall behind (like teachers have to email you homework so you can just do it bed with your heating pad that week.) Then I say go for it.
Reminds me of the time when being gay was considered a sickness so people called in gay to get sick day
I have genuinely had to do this before because of the severity. Unfortunately more often than not, it's not an option for me. I wish it was though because passing out on the bathroom floor it's cool isn't a fun experience
@@alicine-sims8988 It's school, they'll punish you for anything if they can get away with it, which they will.
The whole "turns her p*ssy to the world" thing has me imagining these guys think women just constantly crabwalk
This feels like the start of a “in an alternate universe…” skit
Crab people, crab people, look like crab, act like people
^this but the other way around
Look like people, act like crab
😂😂😂
My mom was trying to get some basic period products at her work. She worked with a group that were specifically all about women's rights at her job, figured out cost and how to articulate why this is important, etc.
On the day they were rehearsing in front of people before presenting to her boss, some dude asked, "Yeah, but what do the men get?"
Gotta be my favorite stupid response to people wanting to have basic health needs met.
I would have just told him that the men get period products too if they want and leave him to question what I mean by that. Though I think we all know what I mean by that lol.
Tell him if he is bleeding out his ass, feminine hygiene products arent what he needs....it is a doctor.
"but what do the men get?" they get the freedom of not having to bleed and be in horrible pain for 1+ weeks every month.
As a bisexual woman...poison made this incredibly hard to watch. Those tattoos are...amazing.
As a queer a-spec person with aesthetic attraction towards women and gnc ppl....
I'm a cis/ace male, but I'm fascinated by them too!
I don't even know where I am on the spectrum, but she reminded me of a sexy goth Lara Croft.
As an ace tattoo artist same, so many things to look at.
@@MommaBird1772 Who/what are "gnc" people? Gender nonconforming?
'If you give handouts of women's products they'll be encouraged to use more than they need'
'Oh totally, I've had like three periods this month already, shooting for a new record'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
me being a dumbass and forgetting to take my birth control fr I only had like a four day break
@@chrisleneil LOL yess
@@mimikyurepaints2381this happened to me when i started birth control-- i took it a couple days before my period was supposed to start and uh.
i had a month long period--
Yo, if supplies are free I can just bleed to death with no problem 😊
Back when I still identified as a guy I remember the one time my girlfriend paid for a meal for me in front of my guy friends. They were mortified and kept saying I wasn't manly, I mean they were right it just sucked they thought so because of that.
on one hand they want the woman to cook for them for free every day but god forbid the woman just outsource
I used to have women pay for all sorts of things...when I was super poor, suger momma's got me through...and not a single dude ever gave me shit for it. Maybe behind close doors...but have a fwb who pays for you constantly...they just jealous cause they cant even get laid without being a pussy whipped little bitch.
What ? No, if you agree that one person pays, that's between you two. No one else's business. 😮
20:58 Fun fact: if you have months long stretches of no periods not caused by either birth control or pregnancy, thats actually a really bad sign. One cause of no periods is being severely malnourished. This happened to my mom before, and people assumed she was pregnant when she wasn't. That dude was giving seriously dangerous information that can kill people
It can be a sign of so many things! PCOS and hormone imbalances can cause people to skip periods - others have issues of malnourishment or being far too stressed out for other factors. Could even be signs of tumors or other issues.
Unless it's typical for you and you've already been cleared by medical professionals [highly recommend more than one because doctors can be dismissive of women's issues, hell had one tell me "As there are no tests for PCOS..." ... there are like 10 different ones for it, and were at the time] - see one or a few about long skips.
And hey, guess what? A period tracking calendar is GREAT for this information!
Vanmates? Don’t you mean… ✨vroommates✨
I needed this pun tonight. Thank you.
XDDD Lol. Should be top comment.
I don't know if I want to hug you or hit you
I don't know if I want to hug you or hit you
I don't know if I want to hug you or hit you
10:09 “My body count is like three”
“Aren’t you a sex-repulsed asexual?”
“Yeah..? What does that have to do with anything?”
“Do you’ve had [the activity], but you’re ace?”
“Oh, no, I’ve never done [the activity].
“So… why did you say your body count was three?”
“…”
“WHAT DOES THREE MEAN!”
Not an original idea but I felt the need to do it
Simple. It means having conquered 3 bodies of water
Lol
Allos nearby : *talking about body counts.
Me, a sex adverse Ace : *Gets ready to call police because of suspected serial killers. *Realizes what they meant. *Gets even more uncomfortable and backs away.
Have they killed three people or possessed three people? Or maybe something else?? Who knows. I'm too busy eating garlic bread.
Okay, dear Allo folks, confused ace here, and I've always wanted to ask:
What, by y'all's standards, constitutes a countable body?
How does this odd game's scoring system work?
Are we going by specific individual body, or is it individual cases of "bodying" someone?
Is the score an integer, or is it decimal? E.g. Do three first basses add up to one third base, or not? Can a satisfied partner tip a percentage of "body"?
Is the achievement of "happy-times" required to secure a point?
What if only one, or none, of the particpants experience happy-times? Is it a draw? Are half-points awarded, or does the entire encounter get marked zero on the board?
Additionally, do different oriphices award different scores? If so, are they scored separately, or added up in total?
If a partner "bodies" me back, do we both get a point, do we share the point, or is it like a title belt thing, where the last body-er gets to keep it untill they lose it again? If so, is it strictly between two partners, or can a third party make of with the point?
Speaking of mutliple partners, how does that work? If there's a third person involved, do they all get three points? What about cucking? If two people "body" and a third person experiences happy-times due to being explicitly not part of the interpersonal action, does that count? And if so, where does the additional point go? (Does the cucked party get to keep their own body-point as a non-participation prize? Do these count double, as it technicly took two other bodies to achieve?)
Are there trophies for specific legendary or difficult feats? If so, do they have an effect on the overal ranking, or only as a tie breaker?
Please, I'm just trying to understand..
I'm a trans man meaning I used to have periods. I'm also asexual. I kept track of my periods because I had PCOS, and if it was off, it meant my meds needed to be adjusted. Fortunately, I got a hysterectomy, so I don't have to worry about them anymore.
The first part of the Mr Johnson-story where she's in class and the teacher tells her to "hold it" when she asks to go to the bathroom actually feels like the most realistic part of the whole thing. I mean it never happened to me but I could see it happen.
And then the rest just turns crazy.
him sighing 'misogynisticly' tho-
@@comradewindowsill4253 I can actually picture that
To be fair, all she asked for was the bathroom. I've had a teacher tell me to hold it when I asked to use the bathroom because "I don't give bathroom breaks, that's what time between classes is for!". So yeah that's the most realistic part.
That guy against periods in school is the same mentality as the people who want deer crossing signs moved somewhere safer...
I am hoping that you pulled the deer crossing example out of your bum, but it is so horrifyingly specific that deep down I know that there is probably footage of a city council meeting from some podunk town of some old lady making this exact argument. I hate that I now have to contemplate the reality of this. I hope you are happy with yourself. You stochastic monster.
@@randomcdude4430 I wish I had made up that example... Sadly its all entirely true and not just the once :(
Omg those people does exist ???
(Edit : it's not "does" but "do", right ? I have a doubt please tell me-)
@@akitokutikabanae7010 yes it is "do", "does" is singular. Hope this helps :)
There are peoples Like that? Owo?
100 percent, there is no bigger red-flag for someone's intelligence than actually caring about IQ.
oh, it's even funnier if you look up monkey species' IQ
Given the racist and classist history of IQ tests, their failure to account for different types of intelligence, and the fact that people who boast about IQ tend to be grossly overcompensating-- yeah.
An interviewer once asked Stephen Hawking what his IQ was.
"I don't know" he said, "Only losers care about that."
someone caring about IQ may be intellegent but have a HUGE complex about their intellect. Either way, they don't really think they're smart cause they feel like they have to prove it to themselves and others
I'm autistic and I used to care a lot about my iQ, but then it took me a lot longer to grow up and not think like a child most of the time.
24:43 The sausage comparison is a spoof. The original creator decided to make a "if we talked about penises like we talk about vaginas" meme and this was that. =)
I'm a person who lives in the U.S., and it's starting to feel a little apocalyptic here. There's a terrifying amount of anti-LGBT bills passing, and it's quite stressful. Thank you for being a place that feels safe, a place that is welcoming and respectful, and thanks for the boops in your outros. You're one of the few places I see coverage of aro and ace content which is really cool (also you have been granted access as an honorary aro, ace, and aro/ace) and you're a big help to countless people that feel abandoned by their families or by the world. The little boop at the end of a video makes me smile every time, and I'm certain it does to others too. Never underestimate how much a tiny act like that can help. Stay awesome and try not to cry from reading this. - just another wierdo
@@michaeljackson8002 Nothing seems to have happened to the church
“Don’t want a period? Just get pregnant!” This is literally why period products were so restricted back in the day. Incentivizing and forcing women to be pregnant is how they used to be controlled. This is why the pink tax still exists.
Plus, doesnt the uterine lining still have to shed and replace itself during pregnancy? you legit have to wear a pad after giving birth
I tried to big a stool at a home decor store and the purple and teal stool were 14 and the pink stool was 16 dollars. Its a stepping stool for f sakes.
About the period poverty stuff: as a trans guy living in the US it is still cheaper for me to pay out of pocket for my testosterone and all the stuff for weekly injections than it used to cost for period products each year
Edit: Also, love dippedinpoison! Great vibes, great aesthetic!
jesus, really? huh. I mean, I switched to reusables at some point cause I couldn't justify the plastic waste, but back then I was still living with my parents and the cost of supplies never really registered. that really puts it into perspective.
Back when I still had a uterus I would go through at least two boxes of tampons and several pads per week of my cycle which was unpredictable and could last multiple weeks. Almost $8 per pack of tampons more for pads, pain medications, heat packs, stuff for bloat, clothing to accommodate bloating, stain removers and replacing ruined clothing. Yeah I save so much money now comparatively. My mom had to adapt a cloth diaper pattern for me so I could save both money and skin because the disposable products chapped because I had to use them so frequently. I was probably spending more that $30 a month just on the period products alone not accounting for all the other things I mentioned here.
wtf, why is that stuff so expensive in the US?!
Confused.. do you mean less in a year than it did for period products? The math isn't mathin. Where are you getting testosterone this cheap?
@@toomanyopinions8353 Unfortunately it has changed in the last week or so, but I used to be able to get a year's worth of T w/ syringes and needles for close to $50 which was far lower than what my family spent in period products, though I'm not sure of the exact percentage because I have a cis mom and younger sister who where also using those products during that time. Iirc, when I started on T a 10ml bottle of testosterone was about $40 and that would get me through most of a year with the dose I was at, and about 3/4 off a year with what I'm at now. I'm not sure how prices differ by state, but Oregon has been good to me
As a bisexual person, this video was very hard to watch without gettting...distracted.
Same
Same, comrade
same
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ME TOO EXCEPT IM PAN- 😭😭
I once knew a guy who swore to me you could smell whether a girl was a virgin or not 🤮
I need some context here because what the fuck
@@galaxypat247 he said if a girl has had sex before she smelled 🤣 we where in highschool he was a junior
Gag...cringe...vomit.
-said the guy who has never had sex with a woman. you can't make this shit up
11:54 Actually… this is why bullies make up nasty nicknames for their victims. Names have power. And taking away someone's name is a form of control.
In many esoteric practices, taking away someone's "true name" gives you power over them. And is therefore considered a form of black magic.
So this man-child is telling others to commit Evil, if you ask me.
Think of the example from "Game of Thrones" - Ramsey Bolton breaking Theon Greyjoy and naming him "Reek."
As a catholic wiccan I can confirm this is black magic. It reminds yubaba form spirited away taking Chico's name
@@kaitlynlehman7414 I was also thinking about, "Wizard of Earthsea," where characters had to protect their True Name, which could be used to control them by someone else who find out eager what it was and had the magic and skill necessary.
Thanks for confirming that this is black magic.
We can use this to accuse The Orange Sack of Sh1t of preforming black magic on his political enemies. [I can't fvcking believe that my country had a Nazi-loving orange playground bully running it. And during the 100th Anniversary of the end of the First World War and the 75th Anniversary of both D-Day and the dropping of the first atomic bombs. We really are in the crapsack-timeline.]
@@John_Weiss look at the bright side: at least this time line has pizza bagels and pizza rolls and the nazis are defeated. Sure its not a perfect timeline, but it still can be fixed
@@kaitlynlehman7414 I wouldn't say the Nazis are defeated. They've come back.
We have forgotten that "Those saying they're making the world safe from communism are really making the world _safe _*_for fascism."_*
[That quote comes from a radio program by Norman Corwin, made for the celebration of VE Day.]
I like how men complain that women never get married anymore but a favorite time honored thing men do is complaining about how they hate marriage and how it's traps them and ties them down. But how DARE women think the same and then have the balls to stand by what they want and not do it.
@@michaeljackson8002 Hey you get to be in the video!
@@michaeljackson8002what? sex for young men is the lowest its been in decades. i dont think its that available because its also historically low for young women too
@@solomia5037 True of young men, but as men hit their 30s, the quantity of their sexual relations increase. Meanwhile, as women hit their 30s, the quantity of potential suiters begins to fall off.
@@michaeljackson8002 that has nothing to do with the fact that they're underperforming a lot at the same milestones as previous generations
@@michaeljackson8002 dude all i did was correct that sex isnt as readily available as you made it out to be. i made no comment about any other part of what you said nor do i care to
fun fact: potholes are made mostly by the cold of the winter, when there is a pothole full of water and it freeze, the ice expand the hole. also, when it's cold, the asphalt shrink, this is why we have potholes
A period calendar is also good to track if you're having symptoms of things like Endometriosis or PCOS. Because I know me having 2-3 periods a month sucked so much arse! Also, this was a great video! Thank you for the collab.
Im burnjnnn the IGBT flag on my profjleee :=))))
Seriously. I have long periods and am prone to missing periods because of stress and anxiety. If I didn't keep track of my cycles it would be a lot harder to convince my gaslighting doctor that "no, something abnormal is going on with my cycle, Karen"
Ayee I keep track of mine to make sure my PCOS meds are working
@@OdinsSageI know it’s been a while, but is there any chance you could change doctors? I know it may not be financially feasible, but a doctor purposefully allowing someone’s health to suffer is a huge red flag. If they are gaslighting you about this, there may be stuff down the road where they will do it again, or possibly them already doing it about something else currently. I have some personal experience with similar situations pertaining to getting a diagnosis for some neurological stuff, and I have horrible inconsistent periods too, so I understand a bit. :))
yeah and also I'd like to know when I'm getting my next period lmao. every woman I know started using a period calendar when they first got their period as a kid, wayyy before they had their first time. those guys are so willfully ignorant and arrogant it's insane
This video is literally an angel and a demon laughing together at human stupidity, and it's absolutely amazing.
I really like that concept LMAO
holy shit you're spot on
Are you comparing them to Aziraphale and Crowley?
@@lorifiedler13 Absolutely, minus the ship part
@@lorifiedler13 gotta rewatch good omens soon
“Why do people with the least amount of play try to give the most advice?”
PREACH IT, OT.
Those who can't do, teach, or other such nonsense.
@@XXCreed
But can we even call it teaching?
If everything they say is wrong we should just call it preaching.
21:05 "clean free blood." Bruh, one thing I know about periods is that it's blood filled with whatever the body wants to throw out, with mucus added to hold it together.
@Stop IGBT did you not like it? Do you want a new one? I suggest burning a pirate flag. It smells nice.
I think it's even weirder that these people connect menstruation with sexuality. Like the tiktok at around 21:50 mentioned "mating out of cycle". Like,,, weird, gross, and factually incorrect for a number of reasons, but he's forgetting that periods can start (on average) early as 9-11. 12-13 is generally considered a bit later than most of your peers, and 14+ is usually late. Mine was at 10(?), and kids this age obviously aren't doing what you think, sir.
YES THANK YOU SOMEONE HAS FINALLY MENTIONED IT
@@hunkyseyit88 This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
i LOVED making this video with DippedinPoison.
if you want her back again, let us know!!☺
YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I indeed want her back again.
Who are you again? I forgot there was even a OneTopic in this video.
YES
yees
Several guys in one van for a few weeks sounds like a hella interesting scenario, but my mind immediately said "Oh my gosh they were vroommates"
Thank you, this sparks joy
Be careful. Get a group of guys together for too long and their douche cycles will start to align.
OH MY GOSH THEY WERE VROOMMATES 🤯🤯🤯🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
This is the kinda joke that ot just goes
“I guess you could say… they were vroomates
*Bursts out into laughter*”
@@OdinsSage not to be that person, but i think you mean shower instead of douche? Im bilingual and i mix up English and Dutch a lot, again i dont mean this in a rude way
20:28 - that "incel icarus" post is hysterical! Full marks to whomever wrote that.
The one about mensuration being unnatural and a side effect creeps me out, because a lot of the girls I grew up with started when we were literally preteens.
Im burnjnnn the IGBT flag on my profjleee :(((((
"Women would rather eat and read in different places than start a family"
Uhhh
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?? I don't understand-
Women should starve and have a family instead, obviously /j
I don’t even know what it’s supposed to mean. Unless it was actually a sarcastic retort to the van/Walmart response.
There are people in the world who think women aren't supposed to have interests or hobbies or enjoy things in life because their only purpose is to have as many babies as possible and then die before they get too old and undesirable to their husband.
And those same men that compaim about "modern women" not wanting to get married will be the first ones to crybaboutbhpw marriage is a trap amd how much the hate being married
that sounds great actually, where do i sign up?
How can so many men be so out of touch with reality when they literally carry a device with them daily that they can learn anything from? Truth at your fingertips!!
I get the impression that they get all of their information from other men who are just as out of touch as them. Just because they have access to all the information doesn't mean they're accessing the right information
I think that sometimes they do check, but the "resources" they reference are written by other people who have no idea what they're talking about.
A little helping of confirmation bias.
I mean, there are as many if not more false informations on said device than trustworthy ones.
@@Temudhun And the engines used to "help" you find info are also biased toward the false stuff beacuse it's "engaging".
@@alicine-sims8988 their 'resources' have a bunch of X's in their names
26:20 - That's got to be satire, surely. It just got too ridiculous and feels like someone's checking all the r/badwomensanatomy and "men writing women" clichés.
It's literally just satire. Reddit has mostly banned people who think like that
Fleshy road,
Eldritch chode,
Return me to my abode
Cis confusion, male delusion,
Fleshy road
How can a man so wholesome be friends with so many demons? I guess it goes to show you can find kindness among all walks of life.
Because very few demons are inherently evil.
Think aziraphale and Crowley from good omens. Crowley is a wholesome demon who is best friends and in love with aziraphale, the angel
they are not demons, just the embodiments of chaotic neutral
He's also friends with Jamie. I guess Jamie helps him keep sane lol
@@queerqueen098 jamie is the one person who otp becomes cursed when he's next to him
6:21 Fun fact: Roman roads actually DO heal themselves apparently. Due to their structure and the components they're made out of, wear, and especially erosion from water, actually strengthens the roads because part of their structure is a mineral that absorbs water and repairs cracks causes by said water.
Ooh, fleshy
i think you might have that confused with roman concrete. still amazing though. roman roads are a kind of complicated layered system topped with cobblestones.
@@saladiniv7968 Accurate! Also, potholes aren't really caused by cars. Sure, cars don't help, but it's really an issue of nature and maintenance. They're often caused by the expanding and contracting process of temperature changes. Rainwater can erode it, the freeze- thaw cycle continues, and over time a crack forms. It grows and becomes the potholes we all know and love!
Turns out- properly maintaining roads can prevent or fix potholes. So even the analogy was super weird!
@@cre-k8-ive Or just coat the roads in melted aluminum foil so that the cracks don't show
I was told in middle school that women wear makeup to look like they're being beaten. "Eyeshadow looks like bruised eyes and red lipstick looks like bloody lips and blush looks like flushed cheeks from crying." This came from my best friend after I wore makeup to school for the first time and she asked if I got hit. (I wore a little green eyeshadow and pink lipgloss.) I suspect her parents told her that to discourage her from wearing makeup but she took it seriously.
2:40 I can assure you that I, a twelve year old, only have a period tracker so I know when to start using pads. That's about it.
Same
Mine never regulated. So i use one to remind me every 1.5-2.5 months its any day now 😂
I HATE referring to women's genitalia as "cookie". Or any other very childish flowery language. Because it engagers our kids. Like, very directly.
I guess not enough remember the case where the little girl went to school everyday and said "my uncle touched my cookie" and it continued until the teacher randomly thought to ask the parent about it. That child could've been saved weeks of trauma if she had just known the words "peepee" or "vagina"
That man who thinks red lipstick is just to please and manipulate him make me think men are easily distracted by bright colors. >XD
I mean he probably is
If I make my lips black what does that mean?
@@audreyl2498 Clearly that you're asking for sex before marriage because black is the colour of sin and sex before marriage is sin, just like handholding before marriage
@@hazeltree7738 Alright. That's reasonable. How about purple?
@@hazeltree7738 Is handholding before marriage really that bad, or is it a joke? (I’m autistic, so I can’t tell easily.)
2:50 *has had a period tracking calendar since 8th grade* What?
0:26 I panicked and had to look up when it came out to make sure that finding nemo was not in fact older than me.
It isn't, but it's terrifyingly close and I hate that it is.
13:27 The mix of childish "no girls allowed" with "bros spending weeks together in close proximity no homo" just absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Honnestly, the contrast between OT Blue Light and Dippedinpoison Pink light is really ssatisfying. Also the contrast OT cute plushies and cool sunglasses vs the horns, wings and killer stare is wonderful ! I hope you two collab more often, good content, great commentary and stunning aesthetic
Oh no! Their lights are gender-conforming! 😀
Bi lighting!! Hsdgfvgdsf
Didn't even notice till I saw this comment lol they got the bisexual lighting going on but in two different rooms
Ok this had literally NOTHING to do with the video but HER TATTOOS ARE AMAZING!!! 💜
I'm burnjn the IGBT flag on my profjle
Dipped in poison looks so cool, it’s like their entire being is an artpeice
I remember being like 10 years old or something and a boy in my schoolbus was accusing me of kissing someone bc my lips were "super red", and obviously that meant I had a secret boyfriend.
the thrilling answer was that I licked my own lips because they were dry, and they turned red. they still do that to this day.
Lmao. I also had that problem. I just told them "yes" and then asked them if they were jealous and they went from teasing to defending themselves so fast it was funny.
I still feel psychic damage everytime some guy thinks us girls can "hold it", like, dang, this is why we need better biology education.
just send the blood to ur noise instead, it'll come out as a noise bleed. duh.
People who think periods are unnatural got me like - tell me youve never been on a farm without telling me youve never been on a farm
25:00 I mean, it's kind of refreshing to see the "sex damages you" directed at men...
I just, the tattoos, the demon aesthetic, the make up, the hair just... how, how can one person so fully encapsulate my entire concept of gender envy... like what
EDIT: SHE EVEN HAS THE GLASSES I WANNA GET, WHAT IS HAPPENING
No but I LOVE the sausage post. It's a win-win situation: you either show it to a man, he says "that's not how it works" and you can look at him smugly, or... _He believes it_ and you have instilled fear in the heart of that man.
I love revenge lol
that's exactly why it was created. it's amazing satire :)
15:26
A 700 page book would be about 140,000 words long, and would take the average reader over nine hours to read, which, in a month, is an average of 18-19 minutes per day, every day.
17:45 oh my gosh that is such a subtle roast i love it
the words "fleshy roads" made me more aggressive than all the bad anatomy and i cant explain why
Makes me think of my favorite christmas card.
A Gingerbread man sits in a Gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house. He screams, for he does not know.
@@Xanderj89 makes you wonder how golems feel about architecture
on the other hand, fleshy roads that heal themselves? Free steaks every day!
@@kaze66613 i would rather die than eat the floor beef
@@uven101 if it heals itself within 5 seconds, is it safe?
1:05 The eye shutter 😂 the look of knowing true disgust is coming
“All this is going to do is encourage girls to have periods at school.” Fucking finally, no more shame for needing to go home in the first half. I’d have loved to stay in bed with a heating pad and online hw.
Reminder that all of y'all are valid and deserve to be happy. Stay safe, eat food, destroy gender norms (or don't if you like fittin them or do if you don't like the pressure but still enjoy them), drink water and get sleep.
We dont have to destroy gender norms. What we have to destroy is the stigma around breaking them. Because as you said, there are women who want nothing more than to be a housewife, there are men who want nothing more than to be a breadwinner. But if a man wants to be a stay at home husband, raising the kids, doing the cooking and cleaning, while his wife brings home the bacon from her job as a lawyer or manager, that should be perfectly reasonable to want without people thinking it makes him "less of a man".
And Trans and Nonbinary people should be able to present and act however the actual fuck they want to as well, whether they're performing your idea of masculinity / femininity / androgyny or not.
@@baconbitzlol hell yea! I tend to phrase it the way I do just so my positivity comments don't end up an essay
@@baconbitzlol yeah...and most of us refer to that as destroying gender norms. That doesn't mean individuals can't fall into 'traditional roles' it means those roles based on someone's gender are not being considered 'the norm' and people are free to live their lives the way they want to without the pressure and constrictions of these gender norms.
If the phrase "destroy gender norms" is such a problem for you, even in a post that really tried to cover all angles like OP's did, maybe you need to think about why.
@@fentina No offense, but I think you misread my tone. I'm not trying to correct anyone so much as... elaborate on the basic concept. I understand that "destroy gender norms" is a useful shorthand for those in the know, but one problem I've noticed with our rhetoric is that the shorthands we use can be too easily misconstrued by bad faith actors, which in turn can lead to people who would otherwise be allies being misinformed on what our platform actually is. That's why I felt the need to elaborate.
@@eldritchabomination9726 Lmao totally valid! Personally I like writing essays on things that I'm passionate about and dont care whether they annoy randos online. Like... just dont read it and move on with your life lmao
Ah what a great time to be bisexual ✨😁🏳️🌈✨
Yup!
It's sweater weather
I know right 💙💖💜
absolutely!
Here here
The one with the 700-page-book test reminded me of an old folk song in my native language, where a man proclaims that he will only marry the woman, if she can answer his riddles correctly. The woman goes along with the game and answers each riddle correctly. Soon after he says that he has no more riddles to give her und asks her to marry him. To that the woman sings back, if he has no more riddles for her, he should be on his way, she only wants to marry a smart man and not some silly little boy.
11:24 ah I hate when i ride over a pothole and my uterus just flys on out because of my frail female body, It hurts but I’m usually able to just slide it back in. More annoying than anything
@Stop IGBT your opinion is your opinion, I may not agree with that but there’s nothing I can really do about it 🤷
16:30 the whole infantilizing women thing is a hugely prevalent issue with these kinds of men. Also note that not only did he not simply call it a vagina, he also used "girls" instead of "women".
it's so obvious when they say "men and girls". ew
God DAMN her tattoos are gorgeous, like her entire chest/neck piece is incredible.
Never in my life did I think I’d hear one topic say the word “pussy” so many times in one uncensored sentence.
Poison looks immortal and that's why OT keeps teasing her about her age ❤
"...And a woman has a cookie!" ... So no women in Australia, because we call the biscuits. 😂
I mean technically you can get things that are officially labelled as cookies. There's a place in West Australia I went to that had "New York Cookies" and I ate one and it almost killed me. It was a smore flavoured thing packed with marshmallows and chocolate. Still don't know if the place selling them was actually American made or if it was one of those "what other countries _think_ this country's food is like" things. Good cookie tho. I kept eating it even as it overwhelmed and made me sick.
@@conspiracypanda1200
That sounds ✨AMAZING✨! I do have a serious sweet tooth, so something that rich is definitely a special occasion food.
**For all intents and purposes, this is a joke;** but if there's no cookies in Australia, does that mean every woman in Australia is trans?!
@@lafou5450
Haha. Okay. That's actually a decent one.
Does that also mean that Limp Bizkit is providing instructions for how to do bottom surgery?
The worst part about the "make-up at work" argument is that it is actually a result of MEN demanding it. It's an unspoken rule that a lot of jobs expect women to use make-up in order to be seen as "presentable" for their job.
Working Moms does a great episode on period poverty. They ran a protest at a press meeting about gentrifying the area which meant shutting down the local woman's clinic. They went there wearing old jeans and painting the insides of their legs with red paint sending the message that shutting down the clinic meant that the women in the area would have no choice but to "free bleed".
21:13 Alright, who's gonna tell him that not only is menstrual fluid not just blood (meaning it's not 'free clean blood') but that blood only makes up a REALLY small portion of the fluid?
I don't think I've ever seen poison before, and your aesthetic is such goals! Like a dark chaos goddess.
(Says me with my no tattoos and 1 piercing lmfao)
One piercing is cool :)
I agree their aesthetic is cool
I think that ot has had poison in at least one other video also
The sausage meme is one of my favorites because it's not meant to be taken literal. It gets shared to make fun of guys who think vaginas stretch. If someone has shared it unironically, I've never come across them.
15:30 - OK, look...I like books. I like being able to talk about books with a partner. But if someone gave me some random 700 page book and was like "read this and prove you can have an intelligent conversation about it" A) No. That is the most insulting shit ever! and B) someone NOT having much to say about a book they didn't want to read in the first place would not prove they were dumb!
@@SlavusOwnerus Bro you’re literally a bot and you still can’t spell. And good job. Burning a $2.00 flag you found on Amazon isn’t going to make us just poof. Also I know I’m late so don’t even say anything. Anyone.
7:44 the nam flash backs THE NAM FLASH BACKS
Also with the 700pg book thing, I actually think there is *some* value in it. Not done in this way of course, but having expectations. Like, if you're making a dating profile, maybe saying something like "I really love academia and reading, and want someone to be able to discuss these things with, and someone who wants to challenge some of my views!" Or "I love going to the gym and would love a workout buddy who's also down to go hiking with me in autumn." Like, giving someone homework like "read this book and present your thoughts" or "first date is seeing how much you can lift" is immature and seems shallow. But it is okay to have a type, and to want to be with someone who shares your interests. Just make sure you do it in the right way?
I could read that in one sitting, legitimately, but I would still rather be with a dyslexic illiterate paleolith who hasn't progressed past cave art than with that pretentious prick.
@@comradewindowsill4253 100%
I like to share book recommendations with people I know well, but a) only if they want, b) it can go both ways and c) it’s not a fucking test, Jesus. Oh and d) it’s not inherently romantic or gendered.
Also it’s very easy to tell the difference between men who say they “like smart women” and men who actually understand the concept of gender equality.
An equal? Somebody who is good at the same things you are? That person has a 50/50 shot at besting you in a fair contest of skill. So if a man acts like a baby because you won a strategy game, made a good point in a debate, made more money than he did last year, etc., he’s not understanding STATISTICALLY that his mindset is sexist.
“I like women to be ‘feisty’ and have funny opinions I can correct! But if she wins at Cuphead before I win at Cuphead I’m emasculated and I’ll whine about it for a month!”
Like… bro. If the smartest and most talented woman in the world is still going to make you poop your Pampers when you lose, you’re setting yourself as the gold standard that women can ever achieve, when in reality, you’re unlikely to be more than one or two standard deviations above the norm. And that means you’re downshifting the other bell curve. Meaning you don’t see women as equals, to the point that it’s provable with MATH.
I agree present it more like “have you read this book?” Or “would you like to read this book with me and talk about it?” Is better then it’s like book club but a date with someone you hopefully like.
It's really framing it as an assignment/test that's the problem.
There's a big difference between "I'd like to be able to able to discuss literature with my partner" and having some early getting-to-know-you questions that try to suss out what their favorite book is and what they have to say about it...and being like "read this random book that *I* picked and be ready for an exam on the first of next month to prove that you are my intellectual equat!"
It was a little weird when OT introduced this new human (Love the aesthetics, by the way). It felt like my dad introducing me to someone for the first time and I was like "😥 but I don't know them" lol
Edit: It was a good introduction, I like her
You should see her streams, we get REALLY chaotic at times, and she has to break out the whip!
I am absolutely stunned by the guest (I don't know their name or really anything), both with their quiet seething, their GORGEOUS makeup, and HOLY S H * T THE TATTOOS!!!
They are amazing, stunning, and seem like such a beautiful character
Whenever I see those “if women have sex with multiple men, their vagina will get worn out/loosen up but like, what’s the difference between having the same penis go in 100 times vs different penises go in 100 times? How the hell wouldn’t it become “loose and worn” if it goes through the same type of physical stress?
My egg broke, and I had come out to everyone as a transgirl a month ago now, and since then, I have been hoping for another transgender meme review from this amazing person that has made so many people realise just who they are!
To the person who keeps responding to me saying that they are burning the Pride Flag: Please shut up, we do not care for your hate crimes, and you need to stop harassing us, especially me. You have already been blocked AND reported on all of my alternate accounts, yet you continue to respond to me in this manner. Just stop, you are not going to become famous if you keep doing this, especially in front of the eyes of the pride community.
Congratulations on coming out
@@kvasskinggsezbooyah69 Aw, thank you!
This post confused me for a moment. I thought you meant egg as in literal bilogical egg. I get it now. Metaphors. Congrats on finding yourself girl.
@@KenamiAkutsui You're yelling at a bot. Waste of energy. Just ignore it. They're just seeking attention.
omg that’s the light of my life, my sun and stars, my overlord!! 🥰🥰🥰
oh and hi to OT too!
_wheeeeeeze-_
Can't even blame you.
Lol
Human1, potate, and poison run off together and start a bat farm
Lol
That guy that said periods are unnatural. SMH. That is Confidentiality Incorrect at its finest.
I had a boyfriend that was that typical "sigma type", and it's true that his whole lifestyle was gym and his gym bros. I felt incredibly degraded by him, I always had to match my day schedule with his, never his with mine and he didn't care about it anyway. For him everything was more important than me.
Thankfully you are out or that relationship
No periods in school. Run-on sentences only.
As a horse rider, a woman and an Asexual I can promise you that no, we don't get arousal from riding horses.......
The fact that it has to be said show how stupid these people really are... and it terrifies me that we let these people live among us...
As a fellow ace, I can also confirm, tis not arousing.
As a fellow asexual that rides bikes often, has ridden horses in the past and now rides a motorcycle, I clearly shouldn't exist.
How do you know that woman don't?
@@michaeljackson8002
....
Because I am a woman?
And have many female equestrian friends who also don't?
As a woman who is not asexual, I also agree. I've never been aroused from riding, if anything it was the exact opposite.
1:54 was when my laptop overheated, freezing the screen with black pixels everywhere and I had to take a picture of it and send it to my resident computer guy. Thankfully, the computer guy was my dad and he knows and likes OneTopic, but still 😂😂
15:09 this was EXACTLY where my brain went when they said women would rather live in Vans etc- like “DUDE!?- doesn’t that clue you in AT ALL!?- if they’d rather live this type of life than the alternative- maybe it’s because the alternative isn’t all that attractive to them!?”
‘I’ve only known Poison for 5 minutes now, but if anything happed to her I would [🔪] everyone here and then myself’
🖤🖤🖤
I work out pretty regularly, which means I have a casual social circle of other guys who hang around the gym, most of whom take about 2-6 months to figure out or learn that I'm trans.
It's an experience.
Poison is incredibly pretty. That throat ink scares the hell out of me though. Not on her, just the thought of getting a tattoo on the throat. Stuff of nightmares right there.
But it looks hella good, props to the artist!
9:50 I would say body count matters but only so far as risk management and setting expectations. Certainly information no one is entitled to unless you're planning on sleeping with them.
I love this dynamic,it's an inbetween of chaotic and wholesome
Also ot really is a demon magnet
The Click has competition
Her and Click. Talk about delightfully demonic.
@@lorifiedler13 That would be the ultimate collab.
7:53
Heh.
*boilogy.*
Let’s make that a thing. An entire scientific field dedicated SOLELY to boiling liquids. I want this now.
or maybe it's the study of boils
ive followed a university thermodynamics course. you do not want this
As a British man who cooks, I am already world expert in boiling things.
@@ic5889 It's the only theory field with a body count
Hehe he
8:46 the guy saying he has a high IQ then spelling biology wrong 😂
Thanks for being so kind and always being sure to call people out when they're being a little silly