traumatizing my waifu with cursed TikToks
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- Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2023
- What's up my Beardos and Weirdos!
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Today we’re watching random tiktoks i’ve saved up over time - we recorded this in the summer - and we didn’t even get through 1/3rd of what i had on the list. It’s a Try Not To Cringe challenge mixed in with some just funny ones i just really liked. I think i’ll bring click back in the future for a Try Not To Laugh challenge!
Tell me if i should bring click back in the future lmao.
Do one thing for yourself today that makes you happy. Much love. 💜
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You look extra sticky today, my maple muffin ❤
Bro typed with lightning speed☠️
How-
Hi clicky thicky
helo cliccy :3
How are you so fast-
fun fact! the creator(s) of phineas and ferb didnt actually know what sound the platypus made or that they glow in the dark. the fact they were correct about the sound and color was pure, beautiful coincidence.
I mean, you look at those dumb faces and you KNOW they make that sound
And of course a semi-aquatic, egg-laying, milk-sweating, venomous otter/duck/beaver creature that hunts using electricity would also glow under UV light... why shouldn't it? With all the weird stuff it has, it would be weird for it to not glow under UV lol
Science didn't even know it yet
@@DINGD0NG...I WAS EXPECTING YOU BREAK OUT INTO THE THEME SONG 😂
@@Nishye501 SAMEE🤣🤣🤣
It wasn’t even discovered that they glow teal under uv until like four years after the show debuted 😭 the world is crazy
"Canadian testosterone hits different." As a Canadian Trans Man i can confirm this is true.
HA! Nice
Noice
nice
so me moving to canada does have a legit reason. nice
I GO TO CANADA
OT practicing the closing-one-eye trick without realizing the audience can't see his eyes at all and thus looks like he's just sitting there doing nothing is hilarious.
Oh, I’m pretty sure he knew. Pretending to be oblivious to something like that is so on brand for him. It was very silly. I was giggling like an idiot. :)
23:06 I knew click could sing, but damn, his accent disappeared and his voice took on a new tone. I’m impressed.
His serious music is really good!
it’s scary
Have you ever noticed that OT is the one who gets traumatised when Click is in a video, but when Jamie is the one in the video, OT becomes the one who traumatizes?
there's a pecking order of troll
Who does Jamie traumatize? -NO ONE, that's who. He's too pure for that.-
Okay, hear me out: The Click and Jamie doing a collab. (And maybe OT, too, so it's even more chaotic)
Unrelated question but what's the first flag in ur pfp, I've never seen it before (I see the gay pride one)
@@MissEarthling jamie is learning more and more from roly and luxeria everyday. Soon he wont be at the bottom of the totem poll
I love the "oh you can't see me. Well the audience can see me I'm making anime eyes" while wearing sunglasses that don't let the audience see the anime eyes either LMAO
Dude you just aren’t a fan then cuz i can see his eyes
OT has a biblically-accurate microphone? Nice.
I told my mom that one of my favorite creators has a Biblically Accurate microphone, and she asked me " is it a shell? " just because of that, ot needs to use a shell
The fact that Click keeps drawing his own original new One-Click-At-A-Time fan art on that whiteboard behind him every time they collab 😂
Hey now, it may not be Click drawing that. It could be Potat. 😉
AnneMine
@@John_Weiss maybe 😂 would be very interesting, wonder what's going through potat's head while drawing that if so
@@Jonilo123 I don't think AnneMine lives in Sweden…
@@dotdotdot...176 …teasing her boyfriend, what else!
I love it when mom and dad come together and make a colab
Why does this make sense 😂😂
Thats called children
But then the question is...which one is mom?
@@justagirlwearingglassesdefinitely one topic 😭
wait-
I am so uncomfortable for Vaporeon. Baby can't even blink twice but I know they're being held against their will!
Why the fuck would he make them 5. If you're going to be a weirdo why would you make it so much fucking worse by saying she's 5 in human years 😭😭😭
That Vaporeon was white as soon as the video ended
13:40
Fun fact: the leading theory for why time feels so slow as children is because they're learning so much: life experience, education, language, physical coordination, etc. There's another theory that works off this one that says adults would also feel like time would slow down if they were to learn new things frequently too.
It has more to do with a year being a fifth of a 5 year Olds life, but 1 30th a 30 year Olds life
I can't speak for everyone, but time goes by faster when I'm learning stuff... even as a kid. It's when nothing was going on that things moved slow as molasses.
@@alecmullaney7957yes! It’s the percentage of life. I.e. 1 year is 50% of a 2-yr-old’s life and that’s all they know, so it feels longer.
9:44 This improvised story really had me cackling _out loud_ at 1am
"The orphans went to... War" 😭💀
That video was amazing, do you know who this is? (I need more of that in my life 😂) edit: found it for anyone wondering: tommysolemn
@@cindysullivan4867 thank you!!
@@cindysullivan4867thank you for your service 🙏🏻🫡
Bianca’s (the girl in the first one) whole shtick is satire. She’s also a really talented dancer. Love her stuff.
I LOVED her video! 😂❤
90% of them are lol
It's part rage-baiting and part cringe comedy, idk when it became a trend on tiktok but some are really well done and pretty funny
The real ones tho... makes me physically hurt from cringe
@@DINGD0NG...Honestly that kind of humor is a real skill idk how anyone can do that and not die internally or break into laughter
I was so happy, when I saw her short. It was like not tw, but three of my favorite content-creators did a collaboration xD
She's too good at selling it she ran a chill up my spine
"Topicky-wopicky" is just _inordinately_ fun to say. The sheer phonetics are just addictive in your mouth - like "Schenectady," but easier. Every time Click says it, I repeat it after him because I just can't help it.
The Slappable Jerk (Average Redditor) is a fantastic character actor. He has created so many detestable (and some incredibly wholesome) characters. Highly recommend 🎉
OT saying "only Click can call me that" is both cute and hilarious, who traumatised him? 😭😂
Time stamp? I’m clueless 😅🤭
Most of us, probably...
49:42 for anyone wondering
This happened during the streams. A few people called him Click’s Nickname during the streams. I can confirm seeing a stranger call him that is quite cringe lol
How many times did you comment on this video???
Update: I scrolled through all 1.8k comments and found that there's at least 12.
I like how OTs room lighting is cold toned, while clicks is warm toned. I like the contrast, kinda like winter and summer.
Both nice and cozy :3
opposites attract
(i’m sorry)
Heaven and Hell
MUNCH CRUNCH, it’s very lovely
The one at 39:19 hits way too hard. Im half Japanese, born in the US, my mother is straight from Japan, and my father is Puerto Rican. I LOOK Puerto Rican, and I have family in Japan. 2 grandparents, 3 cousins, and an aunt. And I've had people say "you don't look Japanese" WAY TOO MANY TIMES. I have a Japanese first name, middle name and the first half of my last name is Japanese.
I once heard a story from a rabbi, who had straight blonde hair and blue eyes.
Before she was ordained she was at morning services, wearing a prayer shawl and tefillin (look on Wikipedia. Complicated), and praying in Hebrew. Someone walks up to here “You don’t look Jewish”.
I am Grandma in my family - and i refuse to unsubscribe from Click or OT, even if i cringe multiple times.
And for my birthday (68th) i bought myself a t-shirt that says "it's weird being the same age as old people".
Omg I need that t-shirt!!!
You go, grandma!
omg ur the same age as my grandma
I absolutely love that shirt! That is amazing. You sound awesome!
Slay !!
I love watching OT suffer at the hands of Click. 💜
Aye
Who doesn't
And vice versa😂
Doesn't everyone
@@Caprabone that's more the disappointed dad
The fact that to talk about a toxic couple going back together because "this time it's different" you used the name COURTNEY makes me really happy, as a total drama fan
Oh my god you're so right 😂
The ONE time Click doesn't get 'getting railed' by a machine...
Oh ffs, there it is! Thank you.
oh god dammit
Thanks for explaining the joke though, I was completely lost.
OHHHH THATS IT ok
i thought it was that then second guessed myself, then got completely lost. Thankyou for clarifying. Good lord i really am old.... "PEAS ETHEL, PEAS!"
I still don’t get it
I want to visit the alternate timeline where these two are *THE* iconic gay power couple of RUclips. Click x OT jokes never get old.
I'm still not 100% convinced they aren't dating in a poly way.
@@SwirlyPinwheelI'm not convinced click is straight but ot has too much straight dad power
Pretty sure this is that timeline
They are the iconic gay power couple of RUclips
@@AmbipieClick gives seductive Asexual
0:17 does anybody else see that OT's mouth is amobg us on the whiteboard
16:29 I think this is the first time ive seen OT understand the implications before click did- it was rather funny
The agressive "I am PROFESSIONALLY FUNNY" really got me this time 😂
5:56 the vaporeon wifu guy is actually great.
This is the second time I see that video and the first time I cringed so hard I didn't process the whole thing is a performance and not him actually getting tickets. I'm not stupid, I know you can see he's acting and not talking to anyone real. My point is he's acting so well and was so effective at making me cringe, I forgot it was a skit and ignored all the context. Watching a second time I can finally appreciate his talent. Someone give the man an oscar and ban him from the Internet.
(I appreciate it but I don't want to cringe that hard ever again)
Him and the Mikasa body pillow guy are both excellent actors and I hope they find vibrant careers playing literally any other kind of person :D
i hate the videos because I feel like it's a mockery of autistic people. Like he's taking autistic traits and making them super creepy. Can't stand it.
@@NameisFun2Say420Bruhhh, seriously. You made me laugh so hard though. Thanks for saving me from the cringe I had started feeling.
Ngl ik its an act but he makes me wanna punch him in the face-
That guy is just amazing. I don’t even have TikTok, but just from these I can tell he is an amazing content creator. Does he have a YT?
Bianca cracks me up. She is extremely good at making people think she's serious to the point that at times it's easy to actually second guess if her serious content is also satire 😂 also an amazing dancer!
10:18 "They'd been wiped and they're covered in *sees the letter C" CURSE ME AND MY DIRTY MIND 💀
We all thought it
@@nickshowgren1443 LMAO THE FOLLOWING CHOCOLATE SAUCE HAD ME DYING
Click immediately making OT cringe is so on brand for this chaotic and wholesome duo😂💙
We need a joint channel at this point ngl
24:45 Fun Fact: The coconut gag wasn't due to budget restraints. It was the very first idea they had
Why dose that not surprised me
They have an actual horse in the movie at one point when they trample the historian if I remember right.
@@LGBTQLegend yeah
It was because of budget, its just that they ran with it as a running joke so as to keep continuity.
@@stephensmith4124 you might be right
The adulthood one was heartbreakingly accurate.
Also, the fact that Sensei La Dew and The Slappable Jerk are in here is beautiful. 😂
1:08 Click said ":3"
I'm in my 4th year of learning Japanese so OT asking "Are you cute?" In Japanese threw me for a loop. 39:10 Also, OT's pronounciation is surprisingly good.
Could've been many things! He didn't actually address anyone/thing
Please correct me if I'm wrong (I'm learning too) but couldn't it also mean "am I cute?"?
Yeah 7 years myself
16:25 i cant believe there has been just a single moment in time where click was innocent
I wish I got the reference I’m just as lost as click
@@kearstinnekenerson6676same, been reading the comments but no one explained
I didn’t get it either, unless it’s like “don’t use it on your butt”, is that it? Is that the joke?
I didn't get it either, I'm very confused, please someone help us 😂
Pleeease tell me what it means!
It's true! Japanese vending machines do indeed sell umbrellas. And neckties. And fish soup. And flower arrangements. And fresh fruit. And Playboy Mansion Brand Coffee. And surgical masks.
Truly, the Japanese vending machine is a marvel of opportunity and that's All That Guy Was Talking About.
I remember a vid of a machine vending live crabs to eat
Wild stuff
I also have heard of vending machines that sell electronic parts like resistors, fully cooked hamburgers, and oxygen
Yes but I think the guy on the plane was going to mention the special, vending machines that sell girls used panties, & that's where it got cut off, & I believe that's what Click & OT were referencing. 🙈
@@WiseSageBumAre you serious? There’s a vending machine with LIVE CRABS in it??
46:18 as someone with booba’s, good question, man
y'know, if someone lived upside down i think they might die cause all their blood would go to their head - I dont think a kid could survive that for weeks or months on end. its a theory tho idk
And when the world needed him most he returned 😂
Yes indeed roomie, yes indeed
And I *needed* him
About time he did I missed hin
@@taxevasion8178 Honestly same, he always has great timing, when we need him he comes back
GASP! I DETECT A REFERENCE!!
At least the Vaporeon TikToks were using a greenscreen background. They already did much better than most tiktokers
No because he isn’t allowed in most areas outside his house
@@teatalks3426real
@@teatalks3426You do know it's satire
No you don't
@@plantainsame2049 I do know it’s satire I’m not stupid
They don't want to subject the public to THAT
I literally bellowed out laughter at OT's face when Click revealed Facebook is almost 20 years old. I relate so hard - not on Facebook _per se,_ but there are soooo many old things that still feel "new" to me. The fact that 90s music qualifies for "oldies" stations still mildly blows my mind on occasion.... 😂
32:00
Fun fact from a 42yr old:
I got the Legend of Zelda for my NES when I was like-8 or 9 yrs old.
We accidentally threw away the insert that came with the iconic gold cartridge.
So, my step dad and I had to play the ENTIRE GAME BLIND, TILL THE END.
We had to explore and draw our own map with NO IDEA what to expect from anything…what we needed, where anything was, WHO anything was. We became explorers, cartographers, and 4 years later, f*cking CHAMPIONS!
22:57 the Click serenading his boyfriend OT is so wholesome
“Now I know what it’s like to work with me” is too relatable
BUT WHAT'S THE JOKE. I'm going insane. I don't get it :'(
@@LeoBladini using the fence post installer as a fucking machine. The emt stitches videos with dangerous things that could be used sexually to disapprove.
I took it in the other direction and thought of guys using it to, ahem, polish their fence posts.@@24blackberries16
@@24blackberries16that’s what I thought but OT kept saying Click didn’t get it lmao
@@LeoBladinipretty sure it’s referencing it as a stroking machine, although I think Click may have been thinking thrusting machine
My rooster, Buddy has demanded cuddles while watching this and getting around the 40 minute mark right after the "14 hour flight to Japan" skit, when Click moaned in agony, Buddy squealed in reciprocation.
This comment is the highlight of my day thus far
A man just gingerly holding his cock while watching OT and The Click; wholesome.
Glad that your rooster received cuddles.
@@falconstudios146 He receives cuddles every day, especially at night when he demands literally hours of cuddles before going to bed.
@@OlyChickenGuy this is so adorable 😭❤️
22:53 Am i the only one who hit their head on their headboard when Click started singing in an American accent because I have never heard him sing/say anything in an American accent so I freaked out and then I accidentally hit my head on my headboard 🥲
These two have the kind of friendship I strive to have. I need a OneTopic to my Click
I love this friendship, but when OT said "it's been 3 seconds", I legit died
I normally follow the 'anyone can worship anything so long as they don't shove it in my face'. That mid-air singing sermon would count as shoving it in my face. I would find an air raid siren on my phone and just blast it at full sound.
17:37 @TheClick @OneTopic - I think Clicky-Wicky-Waifu missed the EMT (paramedic) badge on the guy shaking his head as if to say "don't get any ideas, we can't fit that and you in the ambulance..."
8:10 The Click saying “What’s a furry subreddit?”, as OneTopic mentioned it is hilarious 😂
0:01 helo timestamps user :3 i hope you're feeling great !!!
My Orvus this made my day thanksie!!!
man click has a really great singing voice
He’s got an entire music channel (Mark Deck) linked to his channel. He does original stuff and covers and it’s all really good! (Even when it’s not my taste… like trap rap?)
I just wish he'd sing more in his dep voice
His voice goes sooo high when he sings, and it would sound amazing if it went way down sometimes like he does on videos
I'm pleasantly surprised not all of them were majorly cringe I was expecting to have a disgusted face at every video
33:12
in that case, you should read Worm. It's like The Boys, but it came before, and it's even better
0:26 doesn’t OT’s stash look kind of like… *amongus??*
Screw a relationship I want what these two have
21:54 All the trans boys moving to Canada for that instant lumberjack beard😂 I freaking love this😂💙💙
Heck yeah, go get your lumberjack beards from the Canadian Gods of testosterone💙
Dammit, I got called out.
Imagine, part of the transmasc experience is a pilgrimage to Canada for luscious beards and the holy flannel shirts.
I like Click's singing voice, but it's always a shock to my system hearing him in a higher octave range compared to the lower tone his voice usually has.
44:26 I, too, believe that the way we tease and rib our friends is really not an acceptable way to treat working professionals when they're on the clock.
This video needs to be at least 5 hours longer. Love you two together, thanks for cheering me up!
Poor Click will never sleep!
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EMOJI
@@ZK-ib2wpyou get them when you join OT’s youtube membership!
so about the fence post installer thing... the guy shaking his head is a paramedic. as a paramedic he has seen many people injure themselves in the... pursuit of pleasure using... unorthodox methods. he is telling you not to make use of that, as it will not be worth it and HE doesn't want to have to deal with that
thanks! 🙏 I couldn't figure this out myself 😬
I was lost too
11:40 This is actually my favorite tiktoker.
Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I go re-watch like ten of his videos and it makes me feel better and at peace
A whole 50 minutes straight of OT and The Click content? Hell yeah, me up!!!
Straight
Yeah
50 minutes gay*
@@applesugarlol50:54 of gay*
You up?
That did not feel like 50 minutes at all! I had to scroll back up and look at the timestamp after reading your comment, lol.
Both Click and OT are awesome alone. Together = chef’s kiss 💋
🤌🤌
My oldest cat does the pretend cord chewing too! Once years ago he accidentally stepped on the on/off switch for my CPAP machine on my nightstand looking for stuff to knock off to get my attention and he discovered that Mommy would choke awake pretty quickly that way. So if he got hungry enough he'd go turn my CPAP off... 😂 My youngest learned by watching his "big brother" (not actually related, but they have that kind of relationship) and then he'd do it. I stopped using my cpap a few yrs ago, but my youngest goes above my pillow, lays down, and acts like he's going to go knock stuff over to get me to wake up. It still works! 😂
Am I the only one who squeals with delight when Click pulls out his guitar and starts playing and singing?
I haven't laughed this hard for like 5 years, you guys are amazing. My ribs hurt lmao
Welcome back to the world of living-and-not-just-surviving
I'm still wheezing lmao
As someone who read the Twilight series as a dumb kid (nearly 15 years ago) Bella wasn't in the hospital for that birth. Carlisle (the pseudo-father of the vampire "family ") was a doctor so he took care of her....
I think?! At least if I remember correctly. It's been awhile and I won't read up on it
Can confirm. They did it all at their house.
Yeah...
The creator probs knew, they were just making a joke about if she had been in one
@@gremlininblue2601 Oh! That makes sense! -_- "Nothing flies over my head. If it did, I would catch it."
"It sucks but it doesn't have to suck alone" You don't know how much I have been struggling with this recently and It makes me feel a lot better to not feel left out
16:52 so innocent
As someone with autism some of these come off as autism going burrr.
Like I forget how to be a npc and my dialog glitches out and instead of following a script my ai just starts auto generating.
Being aware that I do this is the ultimate cringe after I analyze the situation. 😂
Autistic (among other things) here too, and I have to say that's a fucking amazing way to put it, I'm gonna need to remember that. Thank you for giving me the words to express that particular Odd Thing™ I sometimes do, and for the relief of knowing it's not just me. ♡
Autistic as well, and honestly, I like to think my ai was just never coded properly. XD
I think my ai just responds to what's said with a random generation, BUT that generated reply is like five pages long! Chat GPT with no filters lol
41:46 omfg the slappable jerk is one of my favourite skit actors of all time, he absolutely kills it and his roles are so diverse and so hateable
17:47 forbidden fleshlight
0:35 the eyes of Mic
I never realized click has such a good singing voice.
He also has a music channel, Mark Deck (his actual name.)
its always a great day when we get a FIFTY MIN video AND a collab with the click. love you all roomies❤️
WOAH I JUST REALIZED. thank you roomie. Hey also can I borrow your charger mine broke.
@@GirlinGarlicBreadWhich kind of charger?
❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎💙💗🤍
"As you get older, the concept of time standing still vanishes... time passes faster now."
That's honestly the perfect summary of how I've felt for the past couple years, holy shite, I didn't come here to get called out
1:57
Why the-
Why the long face?
"can you do me a favor?" "no" we're not even ten seconds into the video and i'm already having to pause to laugh, this is great
Good to see that the Click is officially OT's Waifu.
The video with the Christians singing on the plane about Jesus would have been funny if the camera turned around to reveal that someone who clearly wasn’t Christian (like someone Muslim, Jewish, or Satanist) was recording it.
4:41 I wish he was an old man but its a guy with a filter, he’s hilarious though
I want to find it? How can I find it?
The tiktok was funny I want to see what else this guys has made
As a practicing Christian... yeah. Praise and Worship at 35,000 sounds absolutely hellish
1:36 He sounds like that one „What?!?What the F*ck?!?“ meme
OT…I am so happy to see you doing reaction commentary again, especially with Click. I miss your gentle teasing and insightful comments.
20:06 This one is satire. I forgot the name of the one on the right in the green wig, but the one in the blue wig is Cer Spence. He made a parody rap song based on that cursed reading of WAP that Ben Shapiro did a while back. His whole channel is cursed
There aren't many people who make a more entertaining duo than these two. Amazing vibes as always.
My favorite part of the scary wink video is the distant "who invited her?" xD Watched that video so many times and laughed every time!
14:33 expected: memes and bromance
Received: existencial crisis
*smiles looking to the void*
didnt know i needed a click cover of "I Miss You" till today
2:44 It’s satire!! I follow her and she’s pretty funny but is fr fr normal. Well as normal as a tiktoker can be but still
I look forward to the premiere of the "One Deep Click" channel. Also I dreamed last night that I ran into OT at a shopping mall and was going to buy him a coffee, but then we got separated and I couldn't find him again. It turned out to be a very large mall, multiple buildings, plus it was part video game, because dreams are like that.
"OT is almost at a million" aged like fine wine, congrats on 1.07 mil OT, much love
in The holy greil, they used coconuts because the horses were booked for the wrong day, but they had to film, so just kept it... which is comedy gold :P
The whole aging tangent hit way too close to home. I turned 26 two days ago. I'm too young to feel this old! But the thing Click said about time is so true. I remember sitting in class as a child for what seemed like forever, or playing with my toys and not thinking about how much time I had left until I had to go to bed. I remember how much happened at school during a 20 minute break, now it seems like 20 minutes pass every time I blink.
I turned 40 a few months ago, and I swear it's a different year every time I blink.
And yeah, that aging bit... I can't tell if it made me feel better or worse, maybe both? It definitely hit *something* pretty hard, I'm just not entirely sure exactly what that was.
30:23 OT, this is unironically the best joke you've ever made.
5:50 this tiktok made me have a pychical reaction, like i alomst started crying because of it
love your vids btw OT :3
So... Topiccy-Woppicy and Clickity-Wickity really slayed this one.
2:33 Bianca is kidding lol it’s not real don’t worry.